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Previously, on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

Cheers to that.

We're gonna dance.

Ray was literally doing cartwheels on the floor.

Raygan, Raygan, Storm?

I think just you and I are gonna do, eh?

Yeah.

[vomits]

I don't care who I share with.

On our last boat, me and Tash, we got together.

We just had so much fun together.

I'm Natalya, nice to meet you.

I'm so excited.

Is this, like, my sister, or is this my twin?

We're like twins, almost, yeah.

We think you're a couple.

You're in a cabin together and you work together,

and we think you are.

Tash asked me to keep it secret,

because she was still with her boyfriend.

I'm struggling with keeping it a secret.

I don't want people to know.

Cheating is not something that I'm proud of.

I wish for a boyfriend!

I've never had a relationship longer than a couple months.

I get lost in her ...ing Goddamn eyes.

I've got a thing for Australians, man.

Storm is super fit.

I'm into it.

Do you wanna go down... no, I'm kidding.

Let's go.

Charter number two...

Emily Butler works for her family's business,

Butler and Associates.

Cheers to the beginning of the end.

- Yay! - Yeah.

I'm a service queen from the get-go.

I'm gonna go find a husband somewhere.

I'm gay as hell, babe.

Where's your schedule? I need that.

Is that 1:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m.?

One to 2:00 in the afternoon.

Oh, that's tomorrow.

Raygan's schedule kinda just looks like a math problem

that just doesn't have a solution.

Raygan, where's the inflatables? Start blowing them up.

I am doing everything I can.

She just has to take the ball and succeed.

I'm figuring out everyone's weaknesses

and where I need to be more.

You need to figure out your own weaknesses,

that's where you're struggling.

Yes, on other boats

- you had these positions. - Yeah.

But it wasn't this busy.

So...

Everyone works differently, so if you want...

No, no, no. Super yachts don't work like that.

Show me you can do this job.

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN* Season 07 Episode 04

Episode Title: "Skeletons in the Cabin" Aired on: Aug 01, 2022.

Coffee.

I need to be able to have a bosun I can trust

and a bosun that has guest priority.

You know what I mean?

And I'll prove myself to you.

Okay, awesome, thank you.

- Thank you. - I appreciate it.

Thank you for the...

like, the way you helped me out as well.

Yeah, sometimes it could be harsh,

but it's because I don't wanna be learning

- in front of the guests. - Yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? We should already be there.

- All right, good. - Yeah, thank you.

Awesome, thank you.

It's really hot today.

I'm ready to live my best life.

Maybe I'll go to Monaco and find an 80-year-old

who's about to cark it.

Do it, man.

Get him wasted, get him to sign over the paperwork to the yacht,

accidentally have a tragic death where he falls off a cliff.

Sounds like a dream, that.

On that note, I have to go set the table.

Goodbye.

How you doing?

We're finished here.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

What I think would be most important is, like,

if we just throw everything in the water.

- Yeah. - Like, jet-skis, tenders, toys.

Yeah.

- Sure. - Before we get changed.

Happy to have a meeting.

Like, on the aft, yeah.

Good morning.

The weather is gonna be terrible.

Morning, how are you?

Deck, deck, can you come the platform, please?

Copy, on my way.

I'm not being grumpy.

Do you wanna know how my day started this morning?

I woke up, I come out my cabin, and I kicked coffee everywhere.

What?

Why are you being weird?

- How am I being weird? - You are.

Even though things seem like they're in a good space

right now, deep down I'm really struggling

with this whole situation with Dave.

I broke up with my ex right before stepping onto the boat,

but ever since I cheated on him with Dave,

I couldn't forgive myself.

I just felt constant guilt.

Like, I'm so regretful.

I guess I'm just trying to avoid Dave

from telling the rest of the crew,

because a lot of people have

different perceptions of cheating.

Some people think you're, like, the worst person in the world,

and I don't know how the crew

are gonna react towards the situation of what's happened.

Okay, guys.

And you know how to do the tender?

Yeah, so, I'm good on the tender.

- Yeah? - I can drive it.

- All right. - Okay.

And it's just, like, I do feel like my job is on the line.

Cheers.

This looks amazing.

Cheers to the breakfast table.

I actually haven't enjoyed these guests.

God, I hate hangovers.

Why does it have to be a consequence for drinking?

That's such bullsh**

Noah is from an extremely wealthy family.

He owns his own private jet and helicopter.

Noah states, "Why drive when a helicopter

can get you there faster?"

They probably had 15 drinks, at least, yesterday...

at least.

Oh, yeah, I mean, think of all the wine at dinner.

Tommy!

Oh!

This is where you make the magic.

Ah!

I've seen you way worse.

[laughing]

The special... scrambled eggs with bacon.

Perfect.

They go above and beyond on their food.

Mm-hmm.

Let's go swim, that'll wake us up.

Swimming does help hangovers, washes it away.

How many guests are up?

All of them, they're all sat at the tables.

Are they hanging balls, babe?

We're giving them heaps of juice, coffees and everything.

Oh, well, you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes in life.

Period.

The lunch, should we aim for 3:00?

- Perfect. - Okay.

- Yeah? - Sure.

And also, we can go over to, like, caves for a little,

like, morning swim or a dip as well.

Okay.

All crew, all crew, that is going to be

an 11:30 cave swim with all guests.

Copy that.

All right, so we're gonna do waters, beers.

I'm just gonna get some ice,

because I'm gonna start packing the tender for the guests.

Okay.

Your face is gorgeous today, babe.

Oh my...

It's because I haven't put my contacts in, but...

- Are... ha! - [laughing]

Is this glass fine for rose?

My lovely wife needs to give me confirmation

if that's the right one.

- Oh, you. - Yes.

Yeah, it'll do.

No, no, of course.

Why don't you come on the boat today?

I'm gonna clean all the cabins now.

You just wanted to get me alone.

Yeah, pretty much.

Jay?

What are we doing, bro?

So, we're ready to go pretty much to the cave and go dive.

- No, Mzi's coming with me. - Okay.

What I'm used to is smaller motor boats

and smaller sailboats.

And as a skipper, I'm totally comfortable

in taking guests out,

going on little day adventures in a small tender.

It's literally what I love to do.

But instead, I'm just inflating and deflating things.

I think I definitely could be used a little more

in the tender role especially,

but I'm just gonna keep working hard until it's my time.

So, then after they leave, I'll start packing stuff up?

- Yeah. - Okay.

The lunch menu...

this is the old one, right?

And then so we can do Mexican theme after all.

- Yeah. - Okay.

I'm just really struggling with the whole Natasha situation,

because the night before we joined Motor Yacht Home,

Tash and I made an agreement.

When we get to a week, we can slowly,

like, adapt this, and then let everyone know.

This was our whole plan.

Otherwise I wouldn't have even shared a cabin with her.

I don't care who I share with.

We're roomies?

And now I feel like she's avoiding me.

I just can't handle this pressure anymore.

Coming up...

Three meters, holding.

Three meters, dude?

One meter... she's gonna hit it, man.

We're gonna hit, we're gonna hit

[crashing]

Ready, Freddie?

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Let's go to the VIP cabin first.

No master?

No, just to pull up the bed, at least.

I got you.

I think it's this one that had the Mexican stuff.

Yeah.

Oh my God!

What can I get you guys?

- Is that a taco? - It's a taco.

Oh, my God, that is so dirty.

It's a taco hat, isn't it?

All right, this is your cave

that you guys can jump in and go and explore, if you'd like.

- Woo! - Cannonball!

All right, everyone's in.

That's the way to go.

Can you believe we're here right now?

No.

I feel so spoiled.

Yeah, this is beautiful.

Yeah.

That's beautiful, eh?

Yeah.

Um... I guess I'll just tie these down...

- Yeah. - Secure all the stuff.

Yeah, that'd be great.

It's all around, but that.

I don't trust it.

Raygan, Raygan, Storm.

- Tender incoming. - Copy that.

- Let's do a monkey brain. - Yeah.

It's coming early, swells building.

It's all right, it's a rope.

Okay, you're gonna put your foot on there,

and then you're gonna give me your hand.

There you go, well done.

Ah!

Oh, that's so nice!

You're just so on top of it.

Hey, will you guys sit down for a photo?

This is perfect, you're all together!

Come on in!

Sandy, do you wanna get in with us?

Yeah!

I would totally love that, but...

- Let's do it. - See that?

- The weather?- The weather.

Yeah, we're gonna go back to the dock.

It's gonna be, like, 30 knots of wind.

Whoa.

And there are gonna be, like, four-meter seas,

which is, like, massive.

Tonight, we're going to the dock?

Yeah.

Oh!

I feel really bad.

I never wanna go back to the dock when I'm on charter.

I'm here to show these guests a good time.

It's all about safety for me, and it's my responsibility.

So, I have to get back to the dock.

I wasn't expecting that.

Honestly, I'm just shocked.

Nothing a tequila shot can't fix.

We're going back to the dock.

Can I do one of those Corona sunrises?

Yeah, how many?

Just... well...

All crew, all crew, we are going back to the dock,

we are going back to the dock.

Oh, my God, Heaven help me.

- Mzi? - Yeah?

We need to deflate all of this sh**, dude.

We gotta hustle, people.

The wind's, like, picking up.

Floating taupe.

Natalya, Natalya, Tasha.

Go ahead.

Do you wanna get drinks order?

Copy, I'll go down there now.

Thanks, hon.

I know, that's so sh** ty.

Yeah.

All right, we are good to go.

Yeah.

Okay, sure.

I'll take one of those.

-Okay, sure, easy -Thank you.

I'll bring a whole tray.

Raygan, Raygan, to the bridge.

Raygan, to the bridge.

What do you need?

First I'm gonna make this Corona drink, she's just here.

And then I've gotta make a whole tray of six spicy...

Probably eight margaritas.

- Do you want me to do them? - Can you, actually?

Yeah.

Kyle, you need to smile more in your photos.

Can you jump into the laundry?

Yeah, on my way.

So, before this you worked on other boats, yes?

Yeah, I'm actually a captain on smaller boats.

Oh, really?

On sailboats that's, like, 60-foot.

Before that, I was in corporate America.

America's a sh** show, so I don't think I wanna go back.

- Hey. - Hi.

So, we're gonna go side two.

I want you to be the stern

and let me know when I'm clear to swing

from the dolphin so I can turn the boat.

- Yeah, no problem. - Okay.

You know, going into this docking,

there's so many variables.

A lot of wind, there's a current,

there's too many dolphins all over the place,

so I have to zigzag in.

It makes it more difficult.

Deck, deck, can I have you on the bow, please?

Copy that.

Yeah.

Uh-uh, my asshole burns.

My asshole's, like...

[laughing]

I love Tash.

I get on with females like a house on fire.

So, we go one-on-one...

or is it oil on a house on fire?

Tasha's gonna drive me insane for all the right reasons,

and keep me smiling and bubbling inside.

Need to know how...

Jeez, how many shots have you had so far?

Can I start making a few cocktails?

[bleep] me!

Our plan for docking is I'm gonna be on the stern,

so I'll have you on the bow,

because you know what you're doing.

Yeah.

And obviously, I need someone up here.

Then maybe you can be in the mid.

- Cool. - Yeah?

Who ordered margaritas?

I don't know, but I'll take one if there's an extra.

Yeah, sure.

Deck crew, deck crew, we are ready to depart.

[laughing]

Whoops!

Great, thank you.

Start hauling the anchor.

Anchor is at home, anchor is at home.

We're headed back to the dock.

Can you get, Jason, three lines ready on the stern, please?

Yep.

And I'm just gonna eat something.

- I haven't eaten all day. - Yeah, no go ahead.

Oh, that looks sexy, is that for lunch?

- Yeah. - Hot.

Mzi, we need to start flaking our lines out, please,

as quick as possible.

Where's Raygan?

Raygan, Raygan, Storm.

What the [bleep] are you doing?

I mean, this is ****ing bullsh**, dude.

[bleep]'s sake, mate.

Coming up...

I'd like to think that Dave respects my wishes

in terms of not telling the crew about us.

But I kind of do feel like

Are we really going back to the dock?

The storm's coming in, they say.

Let's just sort this ...ing mess out.

Let's move these NautiBuoys, please.

So, naturally, if nobody's sort of taking that position,

he will always step up.

- Raygan, you all right? - Yeah.

What's up?

Okay.

- Nat? - Yes?

What is it?

Port... oh!

Are you okay?

I actually hate my life.

Like, this is the lowest point in my life.

Kyle, I have to clean this area, I cannot work.

Can I help you?

No, I've got it.

I'm gonna go pee, and then I'm gonna start on round two.

Hey, when's lunch?

Well, we're gonna be docked in approximately 30 minutes.

So, we should probably wait till we dock?

That's ultimately your call.

Emily, just wait till you get to the dock.

- Okay, I'm gonna wait. - Fab.

I'm sending Noah home to his mother.

I'm sending him home.

- Chef? - Yeah?

Lunch at 4:00 p.m. on the dot.

[sighs]

The struggle is real today.

If you delay lunch, it's the worst,

because then you've got the potential of food drying out.

Then if they want dinner later,

it just carries on through the same nightmare.

But, I mean, it's my job, I've gotta be flexible.

Ugh.

Is there any more cocktails?

Can you surprise me with your favorite drink?

Okay, you can let go.

A lot of wind, man.

Nice jacket.

Thank you, it matches the deckhand.

That's why I put it on.

Why is my boobies itchy right now?

Oh, thank you.

When the laundry's out of control, I feel out of control.

Rum or...

[chattering]

What's in between lunch and dinner?

So, what time would you like dinner?

What are we gonna do?

No, but, like, what are we gonna do?

Are we just hanging out?

Maybe get a male stripper.

- I say no. - No!

I don't understand it.

Does that mean "let's jump off the side of the boat?"

Do you guys wanna go sit inside?

Sure, it's a little bit windy.

So, when you come in on stern two,

what are the lines that you lock off when she says,

"Stop the boat?"

Cool, and then once that's done...

Then we move on to the next line.

Kyle!

We don't have... Why do... Kyle keeps running away.

Thirty minutes.

I need to get your hot sauce.

If you guys don't order drinks, then I'll sit here.

But when you order drinks, I'm gonna run around.

Well, like, could you do this, this, this, this,

and also do nothing and come hang out with us?

Deck crew, deck crew are you guys ready?

Thank you.

We're gonna take it on the port lane,

because I can't see anything.

Copy.

So beautiful, driving into a place like this.

I'm very comfortable when it comes to docking.

Like, all my life, I've done so many dockings,

because obviously, me being a captain

and being able to dock a boat myself anyway.

So yeah, I've got a chance to actually

prove to Sandy that I know what I'm doing.

Just see if you can help.

Holy sh**

How do you even know which one to pull?

There's that, there's that one, there's the buoys.

We throw that out first, which is tied to the big line.

God, you guys are studs.

Where'd you guys come in from?

Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

- Where are you from? - Indiana.

You know Idaho, then.

I'm keeping clear, yes.

And you're not allowed to speak to each other,

because he's gotta concentrate on me.

I won't distract.

Would you like us to start bringing food up?

Yes.

All right, we'll see you out there.

I'm gonna go through seven and eight.

Jesus Christ, that's ****ing tight.

And we've got a wind on us.

Yeah.

Let me know when it's clear to drive through.

We are all clear, all clear.

Dolphin, three meters on starboard.

Starboard!

That is so impressive.

Like, this size of boat, Sandy's got us.

Twenty meters to the dock, starboard side.

Five meters on starboard side?

I'm clear?

Four meters, getting closer to dolphin on starboard side.

Three meters, holding.

Three meters, dude?

Three meters, dolphin coming astern.

That's not three meters, that is one meter.

One meter, getting closer, one meter.

One meter, one meter... she's gonna hit it, man.

We're gonna hit, we're gonna hit, kick ahead, kick ahead.

Uh-oh... oh sh**

You hit it!

Three meters, dolphin coming astern.

That's not three meters.

One meter... she's gonna hit it, man.

We're gonna hit, we're gonna hit, kick ahead, kick ahead.

Uh-oh... oh sh**

You hit it!

Jesus Christ.

No captain wants to hit anything,

and this is the first time in my career

I've ever touched anything.

Not okay.

This heaving line is put up in between this.

Nice.

- Mzi! - Mzi, go to.

To the stern.

Make sure I got fenders out.

They did so much work, how wonderful it is.

How cute!

Salads, salads.

All good with the fenders.

This one?

Am I clear of those buoys?

Yeah, you're clear, all clear.

Fenders are all out.

Rosé, white wine?

I'm doing seltzer.

Throw your lines ashore.

Bow spring's on.

Stern, get your lines in.

Wow!

Can you get this one ashore?

Tie that down, lock it down.

Throw your lines ashore, I don't wanna touch the dock

until you have your lines ashore.

Okay now put this one.

Hurry, throw it.

There's urgency, yeah?

It's a bit of a sh** show.

I think the issue with the deck team at the moment

is that there's no leadership.

It's just so frustrating,

because this environment makes it quite difficult

to make progress.

Yeah.

Woohoo, crispy yum-yum!

Get the line out of the water, pull it in fast.

Get that line out of the water.

And now pull it in, now tie it up.

Thank you.

When you approach a dock,

you expect the bosun to have everything in order...

all the lines in order, the fenders down,

everything ready to proceed to the dock.

But this was mismanaged, lines were everywhere.

Raygan doesn't know her job.

I'm all set, you can just work your lines.

Thank you.

It is so hot in here.

I'm cold.

No, you must be nuts, babe.

I'd lose it as a chef, then.

I have lost it.

Lost what?

I'd like to think that Dave respects my wishes

in terms of not telling the crew about us.

I can tell just by looking at Dave

that it's eating him away inside,

and that's not what I want.

I don't wanna hurt him.

It's not!

But I kind of do feel like

I'm treading on eggshells around him.

So, we have a blackened cod tacos, gluten-free.

- Ooh, fish tacos! - Yes.

Nice job, Storm.

I just wanna get... look at the boat.

Obviously there is a few things

that could have been a bit better.

Did I hit the dolphin?

We only slightly touched,

and there was no damage, so it was okay.

- Okay. - It was okay.

Yeah, that's not happening again.

We docked safe, so that's the main thing.

Oh sh**, look at those ribs.

Oh, my God, these tacos are unreal.

Food is my love language, and this is love.

Oh!

Guys, are you feeling creative?

[gasps]

Ooh!

That table.

Babe, that's 'cause you work there.

Do you guys dip your pizza in ranch?

Let me return back to the Hobbit hole.

He makes so much food, which is lovely.

Just gonna knock out these...

Hey, guess what, I have good news.

I just got permission to take the tender down.

Yeehaw!

That'd be awesome.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah.

Deck, deck, we are going to get the tender into the water.

Copy that.

What drinks can I get you guys for the cooler that you want?

Yeah, that's all I care about.

- Let's get some Strongbow. - Okay.

Let's take some, like, cider.

How were the raspberry ones, any good, or no?

Could you just pack a cooler box, please?

That's... I'm literally, like, talking about it right now...

I need you to do it right now.

About what you guys would like in the cooler.

Oh, my God.

There's structure that's needed.

Because I think on a new team, on a new boat, in a new area,

there's so many different things

that can be happening at the same time.

I didn't pack this, I was literally

coming down to redo it, so I got you.

There's a pace at which you need to do things,

so Jason coming from his experience on his boat

to this boat, like, things need to happen quite fast.

He's ****ing sucking his thumb and doing...

he's packing the cooler box,

but, like, what should take two minutes

is taking 25 ****ing minutes.

It's like I'm gonna pass out.

Just do it, just go to bed.

Just actually go to bed, and just see what happens.

We can rotate every 30 minutes.

I just farted.

Kyle, how does it just slip out like that?

It's one of the things I grew up with.

Every time I laugh, I fart.

I think because the two holes are clenching at the same time,

I don't know.

Your butthole literally needs a plug.

- [farts] - Kyle!

- We happy? - Yeah, you are happy.

Oh, yeah.

Mzi, I'm telling you, if you don't follow the rules,

life gets a lot better.

Food.

Raygan, Raygan, Jason.

What should I do?

Well, you make that call, bosun.

That's your job.

The docking was a mess,

and that starts with the bosun, the leadership.

You have to be able to lead your team.

Where's your schedule? I need that.

Do they know to put the toys out yet?

We're just ready to be in the water now.

This docking was the straw that broke the camel's back.

This is beautiful.

- Is it cute? - It is very cute.

Look at that city over there, actually, though.

- I know, it's gorgeous. - That is gorgeous.

It's so pretty.

What can I help with, guys?

The Moroccan stools, all the buffet things,

and we need to start setting for dinner.

Raygan, Raygan, Storm.

Tender incoming.

Just take, like, all the fairy lights we've got up there,

all the candles, lanterns.

And I'll do the cabin turn-down.

What's gone here?

I need to get changed.

Woo!

All right, guys, let me give you a hand.

- Vodka, lychee, raspberry. - Is this...

Shot, shot, shots!

Oh! You scared me.

Sorry.

Do you want me to put that in laundry?

Yeah, okay.

My underwear.

Dude, I need a shower.

My life's just literally doing laps.

Are these going up or down?

They're going up, please.

Gotcha.

The guests were, like, we want Moroccan.

I'm like, sick.

I've spent a little bit of time in Morocco,

and I did a lot of outside cooking there.

If I could do it properly, I'd dig a hole in some mud

and chuck some charcoals in there, you know?

But obviously I can't do that because I'm on a yacht,

so I'm just gonna braise it down in a big pot

and add the spices with the fruit and some fresh herbs.

That's it... tagine.

Is my wife still down here?

Honey, I'm home.

I've been ****ing cooking and cleaning and doing everything...

What are... where have you been?

I've missed you.

You're just too distracting.

[laughing]

I'm not on a hunt for anyone, but if someone, like, pops up,

I'm not gonna say, "Oh, God, no."

But also, like, there's a whole lot of things that come into it.

They've gotta be, like, really cool,

they've also gotta have a good family,

they've gotta have a really good friendship group.

There's a whole thing to it.

Also, I've only just broken up with my ex,

so I'm not really rushing to get in with anyone.

I'm just happy to ride the train, see where I'm going.

Don't leave!

My hair's a disaster.

Okay, let's rumble.

- Go time. - Wow!

Who designs all of this?

My ass so fat.

Sorry, real quick, sorry.

Ah! [Bleep]

Where is it?

Cheers.

The sh** is not here.

Ing wow.

She's pretty much completely different at this point.

When we were on our previous boat together,

she was, like, always coming to find me,

we were always together, you know.

You know my hand was in the door there, when you slammed it?

Oh, sorry, I didn't know.

I'm afraid she's regretting everything

that's happened between us,

because she's making me feel, like, absolutely worthless.

I've fallen in love with someone and all I wanna do

is talk to her about it, but I can't.

You guys wanna sit down?

I am going to die.

Wow, look at that.

Look at all the different colors of everything, and the plating.

- Hey, guys. - Hi, Dave.

This is the man!

- How you doing? - Thank you.

The myth.

It looks amazing.

We've got a prawn tagine,

and then we've got some grilled aubergine with some feta.

Then we've got slow-roast lamb rack,

and then a nice, light couscous.

- You're amazing, thank you. - You really are.

Thank you.

All right, enjoy, guys. Thank you so much.

I've never had lamb, it's so good.

Holy cow.

You're trying so many new things.

Yeah, you guys, my mind's blown.

[silverware clatters]

I can't do anything right.

You did last night.

Yee-haw!

Like, these panties, oh, my gosh, they're actually, ugh.

Are we happy penis, everything fine?

Did you just say "happy penis?"

- What did you just say? - No, "happiness."

- Oh. - Oh!

Kyle!

Your ears are playing with you.

Obviously, I am a service queen,

but on the interior, we all have these excellent strengths.

Tash has great cocktail-making skills,

Nat is excellent at laundry, excellent at housekeeping.

I'm all for supporting the team,

but if the tip is whopping, it will be because of us.

Goddamn, Kyle.

[laughing]

Happy days.

Can we eat dessert upstairs?

Yeah, I'll bring it outside.

Thank you.

Housekeeping!

Okay, come on, guys.

Oh, hi, babe, we're ready for desserts.

Okay.

They'd like to eat it on the sundeck, so what should we do?

- Take it up to present it... - Yeah.

- And then serve it up there? - Sure.

This is exactly what I wanted.

What's this, some more hippie sh**?

Yeah, sit down.

That's so pretty.

Yeah, look at this!

So, we've got white chocolate, lime, and ginger.

And then the top

is, like, basically a double mirror glaze.

- Do we dive in? - Tuck in!

Wow.

That just rocked my world.

Thank you, Dave.

Good night, everyone.

See you.

I think we're all a little pooped.

Em, where are you going?

Fine, we'll go to my room.

Toodle-oo.

Oh, all that type of stuff, okay.

Today was actually a terrible day.

I lost a day of charter.

And she's still rich.

I wanna take this pillow, I wanna hit you so hard

across the face right now, and hope that you go

flying there onto the pole.

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

This is my guy?

Honestly, what's going on with my fork situation?

Hello, good morning, darling heart of love and light.

Table looks great.

You look great.

Thanks.

Good morning.

Hello, how are you?

Is there any way I could get a coffee?

What kind of coffee would you like?

Just black.

- Oh, my gosh, it's so cute. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Storm, Storm, can you meet me on the bridge?

Copy, Captain.

Have we got a soft one?

- Yeah, right here. - Okay.

And just one more scrambled and salmon.

Good morning, Captain.

I just wanna have a quick chat.

That's actually the perfect way to do it, thank you so much.

- Thank you, I appreciate it. - Oh, you're welcome.

When I was coming in,

I touched the dolphins on the starboard side.

Okay.

Could you see down that side of the boat?

- No. - Okay.

So, when we cleared, we had at least

five meters before we'd past the buoy.

Okay.

But as far as when I was talking to you...

- Yeah. - We were clear.

Yeah, and I love how you took charge.

From what I've seen, you understand how critical it is

- to get lines ashore. - Yes.

Yeah, I just wanted to acknowledge that.

Anytime, Sandy.

Yeah, I'll talk to you later.

All right.

He makes this toast... mm.

Is there something that you asked for that you didn't get?

No.

Like, I leave clothes out everywhere...

So, are you excited to leave us?

No! I'm so sad.

This one's that end.

This one's murder to try and find which way's which.

All right, we did it!

Change quick, because I think they're leaving shortly.

Has anyone started sweeping the cabins yet?

Every single cabin's done, the master's packed,

all the guests are packed,

all the towels have been taken, everything.

All crew, all crew, meet on the dock for guest departure.

I haven't had shoes on in, like, three days.

At the end of every charter it's just, like, woohoo.

This charter's been fairly intense for the deck crew,

so definitely keen to sink a couple tonight.

- It's been real! - You are a stud.

- Thanks, man. - Thank you so much.

Honestly, it was an unreal experience,

and you guys are all so amazing.

The only complaint would probably be

keeping people waiting.

Before you get in, let us get a ladder down.

They're literally waiting around.

- Thank you, I appreciate it. - Thank you so much, yes.

- And this is for you... - It was a pleasure.

- Or for the crew. - Yeah, thank you.

You're welcome.

- All right, bye! - Bye, we'll miss you.

- Well done, team. - You're welcome.

Ah, okay.

Ten seconds.

Are you excited for your drinky-wink tonight?

All crew, all crew, let's meet in the main salon

for our tip meeting.

So, charter number two down.

Deck, you guys are finding your way.

I appreciate the amount of work that you're putting in.

There's some things we're still gonna work on.

This was a very difficult docking.

It took the lines a really long time to get across,

I know the lines went in the water.

I actually touched the mooring buoys.

That can never happen.

Interior, as always,

you guys did an amazing job, so thank you.

Chef Dave, I haven't had a chef like you

in a very, very long time.

Thank you.

Great job overall.

I gotta tell you, like, this was a great charter.

So, with that, this tip is $19,000...

$1,727 per person.

Cool!

That's a great tip, right?

- So, cheers, everybody. - Cheers!

Captain.

Cheers.

Anyway, thank you very much, and you know, enjoy your night out.

- Thanks, Cap. - Thank you!

All right, let's break.

What's up, homie?

We're going to tag team this.

Yeah.

Raygan, Raygan, can you please come to the bridge?

Raygan to the bridge.

Yeah, on my way.

Have a seat.