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Yeah.

See ya later, Francine.

Ugh, Weaselton. You gotta rethink your life.

You're in here so often, it's embarrassing.

What? You don't know what you're talking about.

I'm the Duke of Weaseltown. I'm big time.

Small time thief and ne'er-do-well, Duke Weaselton

-embarrassed himself once again today.

He wreaked havoc in Little Rodentia

until he was apprehended with a giant donut,

-by ZPD's first bunny cop on a... -No.

No!

Correction. It was a meter maid.

What? There's cameras?

Did you see this? Look, look, look, look.

It's a weasel caught by a bunny, and he's stuck in a donut.

With that kind of luck, he'll always be a small-time crook.

-It's so good. -That's him there.

-Whoa! -That's the guy.

Hey. Quit laughing. Don't look at me. Don't look at me.

What a shame!

Maybe they're right.

Maybe I'm just a small-time loser.

Yep. You're a loser.

I had dreams to make it big.

Where did I go wrong?

When I was young

With the world at my feet

My future looked sweet and bright

I chose the wrong path

Which I've lived to regret

How can I set it right

What more could be waiting for me

Besides this small-time crime spree

Do I start a new life?

Get a new gig?

It's time to dream big

Picture me sensibly dressed

A perfect employee

Selling used cars with a zest

The people enjoy me

Quick, plant your buns

I swear it runs

We don't believe in refunds

Come see the weasel 'cause these'll go fast

I'll make it big time

From small time to big time

Big time

Whoa-oh-oh

Oh, what a feeling Wheeling and dealing

Making it, making it big time

Now you're thinking through it Hey, you can do it

-Go on and pursue it

Laws were not always my friend

There you go!

That was my journey

Could I protect and defend

As an attorney

Or as a surgeon With an urgent need to

Donate organs

Then I'd self-publish

My uplifting tale

-How I went big time -Big time

From small time to big time

One eight hundred pop goes

Big time

-Whoa oh -Call the weasel, call the weasel

Then you can all meet The weasel of Wall Street

-Making it, making it big time -Making it, making it big

Follow the guru Now he's a guru

Follow the guru Duke

I'll teach you the power of now

If you buy a subscription

I could do a weaselly dig

Become a big tycoon

Then maybe I'll shoot for the stars and end up on the moon

Here at the top looking down

I'm like a titan

Hand me a cape and a crown

Give me a triton

Loving my sleazy ol' weaselly life

Oh, money, you complete me.

Mmm...

What? Hey!

Your premiums are outrageous.

-You took my kidney. -This was a terrible car.

I lost my life savings.

I just plain don't like you.

When I was young

With the world at my feet

My future looked sweet

And bright

Now I've gotta try to rectify

And choose to be a good guy

I'll straighten up

And try not to stray

Starting today

-And I'll be big time -Big time

From small time to big time

Gonna be a better weasel

Big time

I'm sticking to it

No, I can do it

Making it, making it big...

I'm okay.

It's just a scratch.

Big time

Sorry, goat lady. I'm sure you'll be fine.

That was fun.