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Listen! 2 00:00:32,295 --> 00:00:38,015 You like it when I grab you and I breathe on your neck. 3 00:00:38,095 --> 00:00:41,575 My tongue is like an anteater. 4 00:00:41,655 --> 00:00:45,134 I can kiss you at any moment! 5 00:00:46,175 --> 00:00:52,375 When I opened the beach cabin door, you saw me in a thong and went wild. 6 00:00:52,455 --> 00:00:55,135 I saw how you devoured me. 7 00:00:55,215 --> 00:01:00,255 I know my rear end is the pinkest in all the Mediterranean! 8 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:01,975 And so? 9 00:01:02,055 --> 00:01:06,255 You big glutton You like it, you lovely slender lady 10 00:01:07,215 --> 00:01:10,415 You like good stuff 11 00:01:10,495 --> 00:01:12,175 Here is my beard 12 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:19,295 You big glutton You like me, lovely big tits. 13 00:01:19,415 --> 00:01:24,175 You like good stuff Look and touch a bit 14 00:01:27,935 --> 00:01:33,935 You'd like to nibble my lobe, huh? Nice and fleshy like a child's bottom. 15 00:01:34,015 --> 00:01:36,535 I know I'm interesting. 16 00:01:36,615 --> 00:01:40,455 I saw how you go crazy over my brown sandals. 17 00:01:41,855 --> 00:01:46,175 Hold still! Don't bite me too hard! 18 00:01:46,255 --> 00:01:50,695 I could go berserk any moment. 19 00:01:50,775 --> 00:01:54,015 You big glutton You like me, lovely, towering lady 20 00:01:55,855 --> 00:02:00,775 You like good stuff Here is my cheek 21 00:02:02,935 --> 00:02:07,935 You big glutton You like me, lovely slender lady 22 00:02:08,015 --> 00:02:10,895 You like good stuff 23 00:02:10,975 --> 00:02:13,175 Look and feel 24 00:02:27,255 --> 00:02:32,415 You big glutton, lovely big tits! 25 00:02:32,495 --> 00:02:35,095 Lovely, towering lady! 26 00:02:35,175 --> 00:02:37,535 Lovely golden body! 27 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:41,295 Tell me you are my lovely golden body! Say it. 28 00:03:03,415 --> 00:03:07,535 Alberto! Alberto, it's eight o'clock. 29 00:03:07,615 --> 00:03:11,615 Alberto, wake up, darling! 30 00:03:20,455 --> 00:03:24,135 The second alarm will ring. You must get up and turn it off. 31 00:03:24,215 --> 00:03:27,135 I'm sorry, but you really must get up now. 32 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:34,055 Where are the pills for my pressure? 33 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:40,175 Remember not to drink the fish water as usual. 34 00:03:40,255 --> 00:03:43,815 I left the water pitcher on the table, to the right. 35 00:03:50,655 --> 00:03:54,215 Come on, darling. It's late! 36 00:03:54,295 --> 00:03:56,535 She sleeps with earplugs. 37 00:03:56,615 --> 00:03:59,575 She treats me as if I were a horse. 38 00:04:00,295 --> 00:04:04,175 If you get a wife made in the USA, 100% American, 39 00:04:04,255 --> 00:04:06,495 you have to submit to such things. 40 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:17,095 Open up! 41 00:04:59,695 --> 00:05:02,575 Love! Your tea. 42 00:05:04,495 --> 00:05:06,615 Who is it? 43 00:05:09,735 --> 00:05:12,055 My love, please. Excuse me. 44 00:05:12,135 --> 00:05:16,535 Relax, my love. I just wanted to wake you up with a nice kiss. 45 00:05:16,615 --> 00:05:18,575 Are you all right? 46 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:33,735 Helen! Helen! 47 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:42,655 The plumber hasn't inverted the shower faucets yet. 48 00:05:44,095 --> 00:05:45,415 Now you tell me! 49 00:05:49,255 --> 00:05:53,175 Piano or cello? That is the problem! 50 00:05:53,255 --> 00:05:55,415 It's not a problem, love. 51 00:05:55,495 --> 00:05:59,215 I already prepared both instruments. 52 00:05:59,295 --> 00:06:01,575 It's the dilemma of my life. 53 00:06:01,655 --> 00:06:05,295 At times, I feel I have a double soul. 54 00:06:06,655 --> 00:06:10,775 Maybe that's why I didn't become a great musician. 55 00:06:10,855 --> 00:06:14,255 You are a great musician, my love. 56 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:32,055 Eleonora, don't arouse instincts that are dormant inside of me. 57 00:06:32,135 --> 00:06:34,935 They've been napping there for three months! 58 00:06:35,615 --> 00:06:38,495 Awaking of the senses is bad for music. 59 00:06:43,855 --> 00:06:45,975 What is it? 60 00:06:46,055 --> 00:06:48,895 It's the awaking of the senses! 61 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,655 Dear, hurry. 62 00:06:50,735 --> 00:06:53,935 To be on time, you should've already left. 63 00:06:54,015 --> 00:06:57,375 I am on time just the same! It's not so late. 64 00:06:57,455 --> 00:06:59,975 I can't even drink coffee in peace! 65 00:07:00,055 --> 00:07:02,455 What if I had breakfast like you? 66 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:06,495 Alberto, it's 8:20. Check your watch! 67 00:07:06,575 --> 00:07:08,495 It's not late! 68 00:07:17,655 --> 00:07:19,455 How wonderful! 69 00:07:23,215 --> 00:07:27,695 Americans… Damn those Americans! 70 00:07:27,775 --> 00:07:30,375 Excuse me, my love. 71 00:07:30,455 --> 00:07:33,935 I didn't do it on purpose. I just wanted to hug you. 72 00:07:34,015 --> 00:07:35,575 Come. 73 00:07:39,455 --> 00:07:41,215 There. 74 00:07:42,935 --> 00:07:44,415 Here. 75 00:07:52,935 --> 00:07:55,775 Love, remember that I'm here too. 76 00:07:55,855 --> 00:08:01,015 The piano, the cello and me, Eleonora. 77 00:08:03,695 --> 00:08:05,655 What a morning! 78 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:10,575 Good morning, sir. 79 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:13,055 - Who are you? - I came for a shower. 80 00:08:13,655 --> 00:08:16,055 - In my home? - I came for a bath yesterday. 81 00:08:16,135 --> 00:08:19,215 I'm here for a shower today, and then I'm finished. 82 00:08:19,295 --> 00:08:20,935 - Excuse me… - I am the plumber! 83 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:24,775 Sure, the plumber. Fix the shower! 84 00:08:24,855 --> 00:08:29,055 - Yes. I must invert the faucets. - Right. Come in. 85 00:08:29,135 --> 00:08:31,415 - Thank you. - Don't make any noise. 86 00:08:45,615 --> 00:08:47,895 MILK IS HEALTH 87 00:08:47,975 --> 00:08:49,575 Milk! 88 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,615 Milk! 89 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:10,455 Come in! 90 00:09:11,295 --> 00:09:15,215 Sir. They returned the music cassettes. 91 00:09:15,295 --> 00:09:17,215 Mozart doesn't work. 92 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:20,655 The cows didn't produce more milk with Mozart. 93 00:09:20,735 --> 00:09:22,135 Let's try with Beethoven. 94 00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:27,255 Sir, we found out that our competitors 95 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:32,575 had an increase of production with Strauss. 96 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,855 The "Blue Danube Waltz" performed miracles. 97 00:09:36,695 --> 00:09:40,175 Yes. We'll buy all the milk available up to 20 hectoliters, 98 00:09:40,255 --> 00:09:44,095 but gradually, to avoid rises. Thank you. 99 00:09:44,175 --> 00:09:48,095 I don't think cows give more milk with music. 100 00:09:48,175 --> 00:09:51,255 It's what the statistics say! 101 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:55,575 Let's try the "Blue Danube Waltz" then. Come in! 102 00:10:02,095 --> 00:10:05,255 Good morning, sir. Concentrated milk is increasing. 103 00:10:09,215 --> 00:10:10,935 Milk! 104 00:10:14,455 --> 00:10:15,735 Milk! 105 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,015 Come in! 106 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:27,135 Condensed milk in the gigantic package is very popular. 107 00:10:27,215 --> 00:10:30,215 The gigantic package is very successful. 108 00:10:33,895 --> 00:10:35,735 Come in! 109 00:10:38,175 --> 00:10:41,135 Sir, they sent the skimmed milk back. 110 00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:43,615 Nobody wants it. 111 00:10:44,175 --> 00:10:50,455 The long life milk shipment was spoiled in Sicily. 112 00:10:50,535 --> 00:10:55,295 - Only bad new from you! You can go. - Good day! 113 00:11:23,695 --> 00:11:25,895 All taken. There isn't a space available. 114 00:12:05,735 --> 00:12:06,855 Did you aim at each other? 115 00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:11,015 - Don't worry. - We'll get the insurance money. 116 00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:14,295 - Don't move. - Darn it! 117 00:12:14,415 --> 00:12:19,215 - See what you did? - What you did! 118 00:12:19,295 --> 00:12:21,375 Why didn't you look back? 119 00:12:21,455 --> 00:12:24,495 You must look back when you drive in reverse. 120 00:12:24,575 --> 00:12:26,375 I reared back. 121 00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:29,895 Please be less vulgar. 122 00:12:29,975 --> 00:12:32,895 Vulgar? What are you thinking? You are crazy! 123 00:12:32,975 --> 00:12:37,135 You think you're offending me, but you just make me laugh! 124 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,775 The lady is laughing. 125 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:42,215 You don't rear back like that. 126 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,935 She's saying bad words too. 127 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,495 You be quiet! 128 00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:50,615 When one meets people like you, he must run off! 129 00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:54,295 - Really? - Don't run off! 130 00:12:54,415 --> 00:12:57,055 Let's pretend it's really damaged. 131 00:12:57,135 --> 00:12:59,615 - Be quiet! - All right. 132 00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:03,455 Miss, he's stealing your car! 133 00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:07,215 - Stop! Where are you going? Stop! - Chase him. 134 00:13:07,295 --> 00:13:11,535 He's taking my car! Stop! Thief! 135 00:13:14,535 --> 00:13:18,495 Stop that car! Stop it! It's mine. 136 00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:33,455 Thief. Scoundrel. 137 00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:35,975 - Yes? - Hoodlum. 138 00:13:36,055 --> 00:13:39,095 Let's keep calm. Is that clear? 139 00:13:40,015 --> 00:13:44,535 I'll free the car, and you will beat it. 140 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,015 Come. 141 00:13:50,815 --> 00:13:51,815 Please… 142 00:13:53,135 --> 00:13:55,375 - Turn on the engine. - You're rude! 143 00:13:55,455 --> 00:14:00,055 I hope you disappear from my life forever. Go on. 144 00:14:00,975 --> 00:14:03,375 No, just a moment. Wait! 145 00:14:04,415 --> 00:14:06,655 Stop! 146 00:14:06,735 --> 00:14:08,535 Wait. Stop a minute! 147 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,575 - Go away. Don't irritate me. - Don't you see that… 148 00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:16,575 Miss, please. Stop! 149 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:20,055 Why are you following me? You clown! 150 00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:22,815 - Go away! - Wait. 151 00:14:23,815 --> 00:14:28,615 Please, stop! 152 00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:32,655 I can't go on. 153 00:14:32,735 --> 00:14:35,015 Where are you taking me? 154 00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:41,695 Stop! 155 00:14:41,775 --> 00:14:44,495 - On your right you'll see… - How did you get there? 156 00:14:44,575 --> 00:14:47,455 I have a heart murmur! 157 00:14:47,535 --> 00:14:50,935 I have a wife and children. Are you crazy? 158 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,855 You want to get me in trouble? 159 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,855 What does he want? 160 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:50,935 You didn't become a great musician because you're a pig! 161 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:57,295 - Hi. - Alberto! 162 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,735 - Why are you back? - I need a shower. 163 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:05,015 - You don't know what happened. - A bath would be better. 164 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:08,575 If you wait in the bedroom, I'll get it ready. 165 00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:11,535 I don't feel like waiting. I'm tired. 166 00:16:11,615 --> 00:16:14,015 I've been running all morning. 167 00:16:14,095 --> 00:16:17,415 I even had an accident, a crash. 168 00:16:17,495 --> 00:16:21,375 - Where? With who? - With some lunatic woman. 169 00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:26,135 - A real jerk! - Really? How did it happen? 170 00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:30,095 This morning when I left the office to go to the bank… 171 00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:32,895 Where is the soap? 172 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:35,855 - Well? Tell me. - Thanks. 173 00:16:35,935 --> 00:16:40,895 In the parking lot I looked into the mirror. 174 00:16:40,975 --> 00:16:44,135 - And then? - What do I see? A vacant space. 175 00:16:44,215 --> 00:16:47,975 You know what I did? I reared… 176 00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:59,455 Dear! I forgot about the plumber. 177 00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:02,375 He's fixing the faucets. 178 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:07,175 He's naked and has an erection. 179 00:17:07,255 --> 00:17:11,695 I'm almost finished. Don't worry. It's fixed now. 180 00:17:11,775 --> 00:17:14,095 Cold water comes out of the cold water faucet… 181 00:17:14,175 --> 00:17:17,135 - Hot water… - Comes out of the hot water one. 182 00:17:17,214 --> 00:17:20,575 Yes, the hot water. Why are you looking at me like that? 183 00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:23,454 Did you get some strange idea into your head? 184 00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:26,775 - You seem to have doubts. - Doubts? 185 00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:30,415 - Sometimes appearance… - No doubts. 186 00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:41,375 How did I take it? 187 00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:45,695 Calmly. I didn't lose my cool. 188 00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:47,495 I see that. 189 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:55,215 You've never had a depressive reaction during these two months 190 00:17:55,295 --> 00:17:58,415 after your wife returned to America? 191 00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:03,295 - One thing depresses me. - What is it? 192 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,375 - Since it happened… - Yes? 193 00:18:07,455 --> 00:18:09,695 - How can I say this? - Go ahead. 194 00:18:10,815 --> 00:18:14,255 That thing there… the thing… 195 00:18:16,655 --> 00:18:18,775 Doesn't move anymore. 196 00:18:18,855 --> 00:18:21,015 Maybe the shock… 197 00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:25,975 Did you try masturbating? 198 00:18:29,415 --> 00:18:33,375 Yes, but I don't want it known in the company. 199 00:18:33,455 --> 00:18:35,935 It's the typical case of sexual block. 200 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:40,135 We Jung psychoanalysts don't worry about these things. 201 00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:43,135 The penis is just a phallic symbol. 202 00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:46,735 You say I can rest assured. 203 00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:51,895 In your condition, I think you're forced to be calm. 204 00:18:55,615 --> 00:18:59,215 How are you doing with that dream of yours? 205 00:18:59,295 --> 00:19:04,415 I keep on swimming in a sea of milk. 206 00:19:04,495 --> 00:19:07,895 You don't see anything on the horizon? 207 00:19:07,975 --> 00:19:10,655 Yes. I… 208 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,215 I see… 209 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,815 Milk! 210 00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:18,615 - Things like… - It's a breast. 211 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,135 - A breast? - No doubt about it. 212 00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:27,935 For you, the island of safety is represented by one breast. 213 00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:29,975 Professor, 214 00:19:30,055 --> 00:19:34,375 I work for a company that produces dairy. 215 00:19:34,455 --> 00:19:38,215 It could be a nightmare that comes from my work environment. 216 00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:42,695 No. It's just as I thought. 217 00:19:42,775 --> 00:19:45,055 It's nostalgia for the maternal breast. 218 00:19:45,135 --> 00:19:49,975 - You desire to be breast fed. - Me? 219 00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,935 Come, please. 220 00:20:09,015 --> 00:20:12,575 - Don't worry. - No, of course. Goodbye. 221 00:20:12,655 --> 00:20:14,655 Excuse me. It's a plant! 222 00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:26,375 Professor, when the husbands of my girlfriends cheat on them, 223 00:20:26,455 --> 00:20:27,975 they are overwhelmed by anguish. 224 00:20:28,055 --> 00:20:30,935 I'd like to be anguished too. 225 00:20:31,015 --> 00:20:35,615 But I'm not at all desperate. I don't think it's normal. 226 00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:37,575 Sometimes I feel like laughing. 227 00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,775 You feel like laughing? 228 00:20:41,535 --> 00:20:43,455 That is not good! 229 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:46,055 In this case, there's nothing to laugh about. 230 00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:47,255 You should cry. 231 00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:53,895 Adultery isn't something to be taken lightly. 232 00:20:53,975 --> 00:20:56,415 In a case like this, 233 00:20:56,495 --> 00:21:02,055 a normal person should start thinking 234 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,495 that life is over. 235 00:21:06,455 --> 00:21:11,015 - There. - This is the 20th. Enough now. 236 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,455 You're a great friend! 237 00:21:12,535 --> 00:21:14,895 If it's the last photo I have taken while I'm alive, 238 00:21:14,975 --> 00:21:16,055 I want to choose it! 239 00:21:16,135 --> 00:21:19,295 My psychoanalyst suggested I commit suicide. 240 00:21:19,415 --> 00:21:21,455 Listen, dearie. 241 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:27,735 I told you. Instead of lingering on this silly idea of suicide, 242 00:21:27,815 --> 00:21:32,495 why don't you go for a nice trot? 243 00:21:32,575 --> 00:21:37,615 - A what? - A trot, a nice screw. 244 00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:39,895 You know I hate using vulgar words. 245 00:21:39,975 --> 00:21:42,255 Enough, Marisa. 246 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:43,975 I choose this one. 247 00:21:44,895 --> 00:21:47,175 You prefer something modern? 248 00:21:48,215 --> 00:21:50,655 - Let's see. - Or classic? 249 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:54,415 I like simple things. 250 00:21:54,495 --> 00:21:56,775 Do you prefer marble? 251 00:21:58,855 --> 00:22:00,775 It's nice! 252 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:05,735 It looks good on marble. 253 00:22:05,815 --> 00:22:08,415 On the inscription, we'll only put the date. 254 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:12,175 It's the most serious and most elegant solution. 255 00:22:12,255 --> 00:22:15,055 Today is the 26th. 256 00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:18,495 Let's put the 29th. No, I can't make it. 257 00:22:18,575 --> 00:22:20,495 Let's put the 30th. 258 00:22:20,575 --> 00:22:23,895 I'm sure I'll manage to die within three days. 259 00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:28,695 I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. 260 00:22:28,775 --> 00:22:33,215 I had you get up at this hour of the night for a stupid anxiety attack. 261 00:22:33,295 --> 00:22:35,015 Don't worry. 262 00:22:35,095 --> 00:22:38,735 I was afraid. 263 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:41,175 Afraid of what? 264 00:22:41,255 --> 00:22:45,255 Tell me the truth. What matters is the truth! 265 00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:48,655 At a certain point, 266 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:52,095 I felt attracted… 267 00:22:52,175 --> 00:22:54,655 - Professor! - Yes? 268 00:22:55,615 --> 00:22:59,295 I felt attracted to the idea of suicide. 269 00:22:59,415 --> 00:23:01,735 Finally! Good. 270 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:05,975 It happens in cases like yours 271 00:23:06,055 --> 00:23:09,095 that a person thinks of suicide. 272 00:23:09,175 --> 00:23:11,895 We Jung psychoanalysts, in these cases, 273 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,575 suggest symbolic gestures 274 00:23:14,655 --> 00:23:18,295 that give the same satisfaction as suicide. 275 00:23:18,415 --> 00:23:21,415 I'll give you an example. Take your photograph, 276 00:23:21,495 --> 00:23:23,575 your ID card, driver's license… 277 00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:26,535 Tear it into a thousand pieces. 278 00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:29,895 It's as if you committed suicide. 279 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:33,895 For a while, it keeps away the thought of suicide. 280 00:24:05,615 --> 00:24:09,015 Are you crazy? I almost cut off a customer's head! 281 00:24:09,095 --> 00:24:12,695 Excuse me, you're right. You've nothing to do with it. Sorry. 282 00:24:20,455 --> 00:24:24,695 Alberto, Alberto, it's eight o'clock. 283 00:24:24,775 --> 00:24:28,255 Alberto! Wake up, dear. 284 00:24:32,175 --> 00:24:35,215 I've no more pictures to tear up. 285 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:18,295 - Is she crazy? - Did she fall? 286 00:25:18,415 --> 00:25:21,175 - No, she jumped. - Let's save her. 287 00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:42,295 Bye, Alberto! 288 00:25:47,055 --> 00:25:49,775 - Easy! - Let's put her here. 289 00:25:49,855 --> 00:25:51,975 She needs mouth to mouth resuscitation. 290 00:25:52,055 --> 00:25:55,055 - I'll do it. - Easy! 291 00:25:55,135 --> 00:25:57,175 Poor thing! 292 00:25:58,255 --> 00:26:01,135 - Such a beautiful woman! - She really wanted to die. 293 00:26:01,215 --> 00:26:04,015 Let's hope she recovers. 294 00:26:05,295 --> 00:26:07,655 - Breathing again. - Not yet. 295 00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:10,495 He is breathing again! I'll do it now. 296 00:26:10,575 --> 00:26:12,575 I'm not tired. 297 00:26:14,895 --> 00:26:16,815 Let's hope she comes to. 298 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,855 Help! 299 00:26:24,935 --> 00:26:27,575 I almost broke my head! 300 00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:34,375 Be brave. Go! 301 00:26:37,015 --> 00:26:38,895 I'm going. 302 00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,735 Don't look. 303 00:26:41,815 --> 00:26:45,055 Look up, look up. 304 00:26:48,735 --> 00:26:51,535 Who are you? Where were you? Are you drunk? 305 00:26:51,615 --> 00:26:54,255 I leaned out the window too much. 306 00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:57,935 - Which floor are you going to? - We can take you back home. 307 00:26:58,015 --> 00:27:00,415 - Sure. - I need to go up. 308 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,495 - Pull. - Just one is pulling? 309 00:27:07,215 --> 00:27:09,615 You're very kind, thank you. 310 00:27:10,775 --> 00:27:12,815 I'll get off here. This is it. 311 00:27:12,895 --> 00:27:15,775 - You didn't get hurt, did you? - No, not at all. 312 00:27:15,855 --> 00:27:18,895 - Are you sure it's your home? - I know my home! 313 00:27:18,975 --> 00:27:20,815 Watch out! 314 00:27:23,255 --> 00:27:25,255 Thank you. This is it. 315 00:27:27,015 --> 00:27:29,735 Thanks for the ride. Goodbye. 316 00:27:33,855 --> 00:27:35,255 Gas. 317 00:27:35,975 --> 00:27:40,575 Gas. How could I not have thought of it? 318 00:28:02,455 --> 00:28:06,175 Come on, dear. 319 00:28:06,255 --> 00:28:10,175 - Dear! - I smell gas. 320 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:13,215 You always make up an excuse. 321 00:28:13,295 --> 00:28:15,935 - No… - Dear! 322 00:28:16,015 --> 00:28:19,215 - Come on! - I smell gas! 323 00:28:19,295 --> 00:28:21,175 You make me faint. I feel dizzy. 324 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:26,215 Did you have to commit suicide in my home? 325 00:28:26,295 --> 00:28:28,935 Couldn't you turn on the gas in your home? 326 00:28:29,015 --> 00:28:31,695 I apologize. I'm so embarrassed. 327 00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:34,495 I got in the wrong window. 328 00:28:34,575 --> 00:28:38,855 I wanted to commit suicide by myself! Sorry to involve you. 329 00:28:38,935 --> 00:28:41,095 On the other hand… All right, some other time! 330 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:47,455 - Excuse me. I'll be right back. - Don't forget. 331 00:28:51,175 --> 00:28:52,655 OPERATING ROOM 332 00:28:55,855 --> 00:28:59,495 - Vincenzo, come here. - I'm coming, sister. 333 00:28:59,575 --> 00:29:01,495 Excuse me! 334 00:29:04,255 --> 00:29:06,455 - I'm so sorry. - Forget it. 335 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,015 Look who is here! 336 00:29:10,095 --> 00:29:12,175 - What are you doing here? - Good day! 337 00:29:12,255 --> 00:29:14,815 - Good day! - I didn't recognize you. 338 00:29:15,495 --> 00:29:18,095 You even ran into me with a stretcher! 339 00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:21,935 - You have a mania. - This time I wasn't driving. 340 00:29:22,015 --> 00:29:24,815 - You want to argue? - Of course not. 341 00:29:24,895 --> 00:29:26,935 I've other things on my mind. 342 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:32,495 - You're having surgery too? - I fell into water. 343 00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:35,935 They pulled me out and I'd almost drowned… died. 344 00:29:38,175 --> 00:29:40,095 Drowned people don't have surgery. 345 00:29:40,175 --> 00:29:44,175 No, but since I'm here, I decided to have a nose job. 346 00:29:44,255 --> 00:29:48,175 There's a fantastic surgeon here. I know it's not too noticeable, but… 347 00:29:48,935 --> 00:29:51,615 Look. It's a bit crooked. 348 00:29:53,535 --> 00:29:57,015 - I can see that. - You think it will be painful? 349 00:29:57,095 --> 00:30:00,375 - No, I don't think so. - What are you doing here? 350 00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:05,975 I broke a foot. Luckily, my neighbors smelled the gas. 351 00:30:06,975 --> 00:30:09,215 What's the smell of gas have to do with your foot? 352 00:30:10,255 --> 00:30:12,215 Let's hope things go better with the next one. 353 00:30:12,295 --> 00:30:14,815 Today the professor doesn't do one thing right. 354 00:30:18,975 --> 00:30:21,255 I think it's your turn. 355 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,935 - It's your turn now. - Thank you. 356 00:30:24,015 --> 00:30:25,175 - Shit! - Thank you. 357 00:30:25,255 --> 00:30:27,855 Don't say these things here. 358 00:30:27,935 --> 00:30:30,255 It's for good luck. 359 00:30:31,575 --> 00:30:33,135 Goodbye. 360 00:30:38,855 --> 00:30:40,895 All these people! 361 00:30:46,015 --> 00:30:48,375 What kind of hospital is this? 362 00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:51,575 A person goes inside for a foot operation and he gets a nose job! 363 00:30:51,655 --> 00:30:56,255 I'll report you, the surgeon, the nurses, the anesthetist. 364 00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:57,855 I'll send you all to jail. 365 00:30:57,935 --> 00:31:00,535 How can you say the surgeon is to blame? 366 00:31:00,615 --> 00:31:04,215 You entered the operating room with a nose x-ray. 367 00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:07,535 It belonged to that owl behind me! 368 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:10,535 - A surgeon didn't notice… - Calm down. 369 00:31:10,615 --> 00:31:14,855 He took care of the foot too. 370 00:31:14,935 --> 00:31:17,375 I'll report you even if you are a nun. 371 00:31:17,455 --> 00:31:21,455 I think it was a little bit crooked. 372 00:31:21,535 --> 00:31:25,855 - My foot, not my nose! - What do you want to do? 373 00:31:25,935 --> 00:31:29,295 I want the first name, the last name, and the address of that lady, that owl! 374 00:31:30,415 --> 00:31:33,295 My nose always gets clogged. Will I always speak like this? 375 00:31:33,415 --> 00:31:35,975 It's no big deal. 376 00:31:36,055 --> 00:31:39,735 Think of those who enter the operating room and never wake up! 377 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:43,255 - What are you doing? - Let's put this in your little nose. 378 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:45,695 You will feel better. 379 00:31:50,095 --> 00:31:52,775 Drink this. It's a detox. 380 00:31:52,855 --> 00:31:56,735 Come on! Take it! Finally! 381 00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:58,375 Let's go, nurse. 382 00:31:59,855 --> 00:32:02,895 Milk, too. They're getting at me. 383 00:32:04,295 --> 00:32:06,175 I'll report this nun. 384 00:32:07,735 --> 00:32:09,135 This. 385 00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:12,375 This. 386 00:32:18,015 --> 00:32:19,535 This. 387 00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:32,495 What's up? 388 00:32:33,775 --> 00:32:36,015 What's up? What's happening? 389 00:32:38,495 --> 00:32:40,015 So… 390 00:32:44,415 --> 00:32:45,975 So… 391 00:32:49,895 --> 00:32:51,575 Yes. 392 00:32:53,095 --> 00:32:54,775 Yes. 393 00:32:57,255 --> 00:33:00,895 I've seen you from the window for three days. 394 00:33:02,055 --> 00:33:04,415 I wasn't sure it was you. 395 00:33:04,495 --> 00:33:08,975 - What a disaster! - Since school days! 396 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:12,815 - Almost 100 years have gone by. - Yes. 397 00:33:14,975 --> 00:33:20,735 What struck me most about you is that you always seem serene. 398 00:33:23,575 --> 00:33:25,495 Happy. 399 00:33:25,575 --> 00:33:28,415 Always thinking of God. 400 00:33:28,495 --> 00:33:31,175 Cultivating flowers from morning till night. 401 00:33:31,255 --> 00:33:33,695 - Son of a bitch! - Francesco! 402 00:33:34,935 --> 00:33:39,055 I have permission from my superior. I can even say "dick"! 403 00:33:39,855 --> 00:33:41,655 Roses sometime pierce you. 404 00:33:41,735 --> 00:33:45,255 So a few bad words are accepted. 405 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:49,055 May I ask you a question? 406 00:33:49,135 --> 00:33:52,815 If a man becomes a friar, is he happy? 407 00:33:52,895 --> 00:33:56,775 - Aren't you happy? - So-so. 408 00:33:56,855 --> 00:33:59,895 - Cheating problems? - Unfortunately. 409 00:34:00,735 --> 00:34:04,055 How can you think of becoming a friar if you are a cuckold? 410 00:34:04,135 --> 00:34:08,135 Devils have horns, and a devil in the convent… 411 00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:10,775 Alberto, you still think of women 412 00:34:10,855 --> 00:34:13,855 with all the commotion going on in the world! 413 00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:19,455 If you only knew how great it is without those pains in the ass! 414 00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:22,014 Do you have permission from your superior for this, too? 415 00:34:24,215 --> 00:34:26,295 Not for that… 416 00:34:29,455 --> 00:34:33,534 Understand, jerk? As of today, we're living without women. 417 00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:35,935 Women… Forget it! 418 00:34:36,014 --> 00:34:38,014 Listen to that voice! 419 00:34:46,655 --> 00:34:49,574 Women! Women! 420 00:34:52,855 --> 00:34:54,255 Women. 421 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:57,295 I will certainly improve when I get to the mountains. 422 00:34:57,415 --> 00:35:00,534 This is an authentic naïf guru. 423 00:35:00,614 --> 00:35:02,534 He's tops right now. 424 00:35:02,614 --> 00:35:06,014 He's not the usual Indian, but a true reincarnation. 425 00:35:06,094 --> 00:35:08,054 Let's hope so. 426 00:35:10,655 --> 00:35:12,055 Come. 427 00:35:12,135 --> 00:35:16,695 Are you sure he'll free me from anxiety and anguish? 428 00:35:16,775 --> 00:35:18,975 He'll do a lot more. You'll see! 429 00:35:20,775 --> 00:35:22,815 YOGA SCHOOL 430 00:35:22,895 --> 00:35:25,495 Hello? Nunziatina! 431 00:35:25,575 --> 00:35:30,055 I must speak softly, or the clients will hear me! 432 00:35:30,135 --> 00:35:33,935 What am I doing? I'm being a fakir. 433 00:35:34,015 --> 00:35:37,655 A fakir! What did you do with the promissory notes? 434 00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:40,495 Money to Gennarino? He's 80. Let's wait for him to die! 435 00:35:40,575 --> 00:35:42,375 Did they renew the promissory notes? 436 00:35:42,455 --> 00:35:48,015 I don't care about being cuckold anymore. 437 00:35:49,055 --> 00:35:51,855 Maybe yoga is good for me. 438 00:35:59,255 --> 00:36:02,455 Now you'll get into this position. Take a good look at me. 439 00:36:05,175 --> 00:36:06,775 Hibernation. 440 00:36:08,895 --> 00:36:11,855 - Anything else? - No, that's fine. 441 00:36:13,135 --> 00:36:14,215 Thank you. 442 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:20,375 I found out that you can live very well without men. 443 00:36:20,455 --> 00:36:23,855 No. How can you live without men? 444 00:36:23,935 --> 00:36:27,135 If I don't have men, I'm lacking my breath, air, everything. 445 00:36:27,215 --> 00:36:29,695 I've decided. I'm taking a trip. 446 00:36:29,775 --> 00:36:33,095 - Why don't we go to India? - No! 447 00:36:33,175 --> 00:36:37,295 I'm going where Doctor Rossini suggested. Lovely, huh? 448 00:36:39,055 --> 00:36:44,015 "A breathtaking corner of Valmalenco, in the solitude of high mountains." 449 00:36:59,575 --> 00:37:02,735 We are in Valmalenco, not in Tyrol! 450 00:37:12,215 --> 00:37:14,695 - Good morning! - Good morning! 451 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,415 Professor Rossini sent me. 452 00:37:18,495 --> 00:37:21,175 He gave me a letter of presentation. 453 00:37:21,255 --> 00:37:22,375 Here. 454 00:37:27,655 --> 00:37:29,455 Excuse me… 455 00:37:29,535 --> 00:37:31,735 It's the same thing. I don't know how to read! 456 00:37:32,695 --> 00:37:35,575 If Dr. Rossini sends you, it's fine with me. 457 00:37:52,015 --> 00:37:54,175 You people really know what life is. 458 00:37:55,015 --> 00:38:00,495 Good air, genuine food. The landscape is magnificent. 459 00:38:00,575 --> 00:38:05,735 - You cut wood and enrich your spirit. - Actually, I cut wood and get bored! 460 00:38:07,015 --> 00:38:09,015 Give me the hatchet. May I? 461 00:38:11,935 --> 00:38:13,775 Just one. 462 00:38:13,855 --> 00:38:15,735 Stop. 463 00:38:21,975 --> 00:38:25,095 - Damn you! - Excuse me. 464 00:38:25,175 --> 00:38:27,735 Anselmo, you want to kill me? 465 00:38:27,815 --> 00:38:29,775 - He did it! - It's true. 466 00:38:29,855 --> 00:38:32,175 Doctor Rossini keeps sending us lunatics! 467 00:38:32,255 --> 00:38:35,095 Excuse me. I'll go change and take a walk. 468 00:38:35,175 --> 00:38:37,695 Go on. 469 00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:44,855 Anselmo, there's another guest. 470 00:38:44,935 --> 00:38:47,935 Enough. We are full! 471 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,935 Go on. I'll take care of the bags. 472 00:38:55,615 --> 00:38:58,015 - Good morning. - Good morning. 473 00:38:58,095 --> 00:39:02,295 It's slippery with city shoes. Watch out. 474 00:39:02,415 --> 00:39:06,295 - It looks just like the postcard. - Go inside, miss. 475 00:39:06,415 --> 00:39:09,975 - My wife will show you the room. - All right. 476 00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:12,655 - Anita, there's another guest. - I'm coming! 477 00:39:12,735 --> 00:39:14,855 - Good morning. - Good morning. 478 00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,815 I'll take the bags inside. 479 00:39:18,015 --> 00:39:21,055 Here's the bathroom, the tub, the bidet. 480 00:39:22,855 --> 00:39:25,975 - Very good. - This is the bedroom. 481 00:39:26,895 --> 00:39:29,695 My poor grandma slept here. 482 00:39:29,775 --> 00:39:32,855 - You like it? - It's very nice. 483 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:37,255 I'm glad you like it. If you need anything, call me. 484 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,535 - All right. - I'll be downstairs. 485 00:39:50,935 --> 00:39:52,695 Who is it? 486 00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:13,175 Snow! 487 00:40:54,695 --> 00:40:57,175 Mountains are beautiful! 488 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,535 Really beautiful! 489 00:41:00,495 --> 00:41:02,495 My calves! 490 00:41:14,815 --> 00:41:18,455 Excuse me. I'm a bit tired. Could I eat in my room? 491 00:41:18,535 --> 00:41:21,895 - As you wish. - Will you prepare the dish? 492 00:41:21,975 --> 00:41:23,815 - All right. - Thank you. 493 00:41:25,615 --> 00:41:28,655 Anselmo, when is Gustavo coming with the tractor? 494 00:41:28,735 --> 00:41:32,895 - The snow cat! - That thing! 495 00:41:32,975 --> 00:41:36,855 - Tell him to bring some… - Cuckoo! 496 00:41:49,655 --> 00:41:52,535 Something smells good. This is a real dinner! 497 00:41:56,455 --> 00:41:58,775 You can taste the hand of an expert cook. 498 00:41:58,855 --> 00:42:01,415 That's the meal for the pigs! 499 00:42:01,495 --> 00:42:05,695 This is our dinner. "Polenta taragna" and sausages. 500 00:42:05,775 --> 00:42:09,215 We don't use taragna in Veneto, but we learned. 501 00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:10,455 And it's good! 502 00:42:11,535 --> 00:42:14,895 I'll go wash my hands. Excuse me. I'll be right back. 503 00:42:59,015 --> 00:43:02,055 Where are my sausages? Who took them? 504 00:43:02,135 --> 00:43:04,935 - Want more sausages? Here they are. - They were here. 505 00:43:05,855 --> 00:43:07,255 Thank you. 506 00:43:08,535 --> 00:43:10,975 That madman eats so much! 507 00:43:38,695 --> 00:43:41,055 I almost broke it off! 508 00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:12,815 Cough medicine. 509 00:44:14,495 --> 00:44:16,575 Nose drops. 510 00:44:47,015 --> 00:44:49,455 GRAPEFRUIT SHAMPOO 511 00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:53,775 I didn't get my face mask. 512 00:45:03,095 --> 00:45:04,975 Pills. 513 00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:09,495 Cough medicine. 514 00:46:07,975 --> 00:46:10,695 No, my pearls! 515 00:46:11,975 --> 00:46:13,415 Darn it! 516 00:46:14,095 --> 00:46:16,295 Where is my aftershave? 517 00:47:15,735 --> 00:47:19,135 MOISTURIZING MASK 518 00:47:54,135 --> 00:47:55,535 IODIZED ALCOHOL 519 00:48:42,215 --> 00:48:46,415 You again? What are you doing here? 520 00:48:47,175 --> 00:48:49,775 Who are you? How did you get in? Who are you? 521 00:48:50,375 --> 00:48:51,775 Don't pretend you don't know me. 522 00:48:52,775 --> 00:48:55,815 Oh, no! Why? 523 00:48:55,895 --> 00:48:59,695 - What did I do wrong? - What did you do wrong? 524 00:48:59,775 --> 00:49:02,175 Whenever I bump into you, tragic things happen to me! 525 00:49:02,775 --> 00:49:05,055 Why do you torment me? 526 00:49:05,135 --> 00:49:08,495 Even when I'm in the bathroom of a solitary hotel! 527 00:49:08,575 --> 00:49:10,415 While I am… 528 00:49:11,735 --> 00:49:14,815 Don't be vulgar and stop tormenting me! 529 00:49:14,895 --> 00:49:18,135 - Go away! - Of course I'll go. 530 00:49:18,215 --> 00:49:20,215 I am leaving. 531 00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:25,615 Of course I'll leave. 532 00:49:26,775 --> 00:49:28,495 Yes, I am going. 533 00:49:29,215 --> 00:49:32,495 I would never stay. 534 00:49:32,575 --> 00:49:34,855 As soon as I… 535 00:49:35,695 --> 00:49:37,855 Not my nose! 536 00:49:40,535 --> 00:49:42,935 Drops… 537 00:49:43,775 --> 00:49:46,535 That darn owl! 538 00:49:46,615 --> 00:49:49,735 Trust me. He's my patient. I know him very well. 539 00:49:49,815 --> 00:49:53,135 You can rest assured. Yes. 540 00:49:53,215 --> 00:49:58,895 I suggest being very understanding with him. 541 00:49:58,975 --> 00:50:03,695 After his wife left him, he attempted suicide. 542 00:50:04,255 --> 00:50:08,535 Him too? We can help each other. We have the same problem. 543 00:50:10,055 --> 00:50:11,895 What? 544 00:50:13,095 --> 00:50:14,895 What? 545 00:50:15,895 --> 00:50:17,975 A sexual block. 546 00:50:20,215 --> 00:50:21,295 The milk? 547 00:50:21,895 --> 00:50:27,375 I think what he likes most in a woman are her breasts. 548 00:50:27,935 --> 00:50:31,055 I see. Nostalgia for the mother's breast. 549 00:50:31,135 --> 00:50:33,455 If you want to help him, 550 00:50:33,535 --> 00:50:36,815 I think you should behave 551 00:50:36,895 --> 00:50:40,135 like a real nanny. 552 00:50:56,535 --> 00:50:59,095 Hey, my guests! 553 00:50:59,175 --> 00:51:01,695 What time is the next train? 554 00:51:01,775 --> 00:51:04,415 There aren't any until tomorrow morning. 555 00:51:04,975 --> 00:51:09,775 In the meantime, I now understand many things about you. 556 00:51:09,855 --> 00:51:12,535 I'm not as I seem, either. 557 00:51:12,615 --> 00:51:16,535 I am nice, pleasant and loving. 558 00:51:17,095 --> 00:51:18,815 I'm leaving anyway. 559 00:51:38,255 --> 00:51:41,175 - Who is it? - Don't be afraid. It's me. 560 00:51:41,255 --> 00:51:42,855 I went out to get some air. 561 00:51:46,255 --> 00:51:48,855 Don't get your hopes up. Sooner or later I'll leave. 562 00:51:55,855 --> 00:51:58,815 Make way! Make way! 563 00:52:00,735 --> 00:52:02,735 Darn it! 564 00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:04,895 Can't you see no one is here? 565 00:52:06,615 --> 00:52:08,615 Water skiing! 566 00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:17,895 This sport is hell! 567 00:52:21,175 --> 00:52:22,695 Make way! 568 00:52:22,775 --> 00:52:25,135 The skis. Get the skis. 569 00:52:25,215 --> 00:52:27,255 How do you stop? 570 00:52:29,975 --> 00:52:32,935 It seemed easy, instead… 571 00:52:36,935 --> 00:52:40,095 I'll take this. 572 00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:46,055 Relax. A little patience. 573 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:49,415 Finally I got it. 574 00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:53,255 Oh, come on! Go to the sea instead! 575 00:52:57,095 --> 00:52:58,775 - Go on! - Bravo! 576 00:52:59,655 --> 00:53:01,615 Here it is! 577 00:53:01,695 --> 00:53:03,295 Jerk! 578 00:53:15,695 --> 00:53:18,375 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 579 00:53:18,455 --> 00:53:21,695 - You should take the gondola lift. - Gondola lift? 580 00:53:21,775 --> 00:53:24,215 - Gondola lift. Go! - Gondola lift. 581 00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:28,495 I told you to be careful. 582 00:53:28,575 --> 00:53:32,215 It took off. I didn't have time to get inside! 583 00:53:32,295 --> 00:53:35,295 Stop it. I don't want to be scolded. 584 00:53:35,415 --> 00:53:38,495 Don't shout and hold on tight. 585 00:53:38,575 --> 00:53:42,175 Mind your own business. How long is the ride? 586 00:53:42,255 --> 00:53:46,495 - Only a quarter of an hour. - I thought a lot longer! 587 00:53:50,295 --> 00:53:55,215 - Does it get much higher? - Yes. It reaches 200 meters. 588 00:53:58,775 --> 00:54:03,255 - Can you make it to the top? - I'm perfectly at ease! 589 00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:04,695 Don't worry. 590 00:54:08,655 --> 00:54:13,295 Give me a hand. I'm just trying to help you. 591 00:54:13,415 --> 00:54:16,855 I'm fine! I don't want to be helped. 592 00:54:16,935 --> 00:54:20,255 Just say you're afraid of even moving a finger. 593 00:54:20,375 --> 00:54:24,255 Me, afraid? This is loads of fun. 594 00:54:24,375 --> 00:54:26,855 How long can you resist? 595 00:54:26,935 --> 00:54:29,415 I think I've reached the limit. 596 00:54:35,695 --> 00:54:37,575 Make way! 597 00:54:40,215 --> 00:54:42,015 Make way! 598 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:54,215 There you are! 599 00:54:54,295 --> 00:54:57,175 - Are you still alive? - See that jump? 600 00:54:58,255 --> 00:55:01,575 - I've a tough hide. - What do you want to do now? 601 00:55:02,535 --> 00:55:04,735 Nothing. I'm checking my ski boots. 602 00:55:05,615 --> 00:55:08,815 Don't be a child. Come down. 603 00:55:08,895 --> 00:55:11,575 Me? No, I won't. 604 00:55:11,655 --> 00:55:14,375 You can go ahead. I'm staying. 605 00:55:16,215 --> 00:55:18,575 Just a minute! 606 00:55:19,735 --> 00:55:21,295 Help. 607 00:55:23,055 --> 00:55:25,535 What'll I do? 608 00:55:25,615 --> 00:55:30,175 - Just a minute. How does it stop? - Pull the brake! 609 00:55:33,295 --> 00:55:34,175 Help! 610 00:55:34,255 --> 00:55:35,695 VALMALENCO TROPHY FINISH LINE 611 00:56:16,455 --> 00:56:18,415 I'm in a tree! 612 00:56:18,495 --> 00:56:21,095 It's over… Oh, God! 613 00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:33,775 What are you doing up there? 614 00:56:33,855 --> 00:56:38,135 - Me? Looking at the view. - Get down! 615 00:56:38,215 --> 00:56:41,735 No, thanks. I'm fine here. It's beautiful. 616 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:43,655 - Go on. - All right. 617 00:56:55,575 --> 00:56:58,135 These trees don't hold. 618 00:57:01,615 --> 00:57:05,375 The girl from Parenzo 619 00:57:06,455 --> 00:57:10,735 set up a shop 620 00:57:11,855 --> 00:57:15,295 She sold everything 621 00:57:15,415 --> 00:57:17,135 He let me go rusty! 622 00:57:17,215 --> 00:57:20,455 Polenta and stock fish! 623 00:57:20,535 --> 00:57:24,775 Why don't you love me anymore? 624 00:57:24,855 --> 00:57:28,375 He had me dance only twice in my life. 625 00:57:28,455 --> 00:57:31,135 The first time on our wedding day 626 00:57:31,215 --> 00:57:34,295 and tonight after 25 years, for our anniversary. 627 00:57:34,415 --> 00:57:36,295 Go on! 628 00:57:36,415 --> 00:57:39,935 My old girlfriend 629 00:57:41,015 --> 00:57:44,375 is a reserve 630 00:57:46,175 --> 00:57:50,735 But when the grass grows 631 00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:53,855 I take her to graze 632 00:57:53,935 --> 00:57:58,055 Why don't you love me anymore? 633 00:57:58,135 --> 00:58:01,095 You come dance too! 634 00:58:01,175 --> 00:58:05,095 - Come on, people! - The music will end. 635 00:58:05,175 --> 00:58:07,255 - If I dance, who will play? - That's true! 636 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:09,975 I have an idea. 637 00:58:12,095 --> 00:58:16,455 When November comes… 638 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:20,575 - Can you play? - Yes, sure. 639 00:58:20,655 --> 00:58:24,575 Why don't you love me anymore? 640 00:58:25,975 --> 00:58:30,575 I take her to graze 641 00:58:30,655 --> 00:58:34,775 with the goats 642 00:58:34,855 --> 00:58:39,575 - Oh, pig! - Anita, take advantage. 643 00:58:39,655 --> 00:58:43,415 Who knows if this miracle will take place on our next anniversary. 644 00:58:43,495 --> 00:58:46,455 Why don't you love me anymore? 645 00:58:47,895 --> 00:58:51,655 If the sea were made of sauce 646 00:58:52,535 --> 00:58:56,415 and the mountains of polenta… 647 00:59:00,855 --> 00:59:02,855 The party is over. 648 00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:12,535 I'm sorry about last night in the bathroom. 649 00:59:15,495 --> 00:59:18,055 - I was a bit rude. - It's OK. You're forgiven. 650 00:59:18,135 --> 00:59:20,695 - Let's have a drink. - Thanks. 651 00:59:29,055 --> 00:59:31,055 I'd better not. 652 00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:35,535 You don't drink? 653 00:59:35,615 --> 00:59:38,535 I've had enough. I don't want to go overboard. 654 00:59:38,615 --> 00:59:41,535 Alcohol is good in some cases. 655 00:59:43,175 --> 00:59:45,495 - In what cases? - Well… 656 00:59:45,575 --> 00:59:47,775 You are always so upset! 657 00:59:47,855 --> 00:59:51,455 I wonder what is behind that… 658 00:59:51,535 --> 00:59:55,815 Maybe you are shy, introverted. 659 00:59:55,895 --> 00:59:58,815 You have a strange accent. 660 00:59:58,895 --> 01:00:02,255 - Of course. I'm Dutch. - That's it! 661 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:05,855 - The land of tulips. - And milk. 662 01:00:08,935 --> 01:00:12,135 You Dutch export tulips in the whole world. 663 01:00:12,215 --> 01:00:14,095 Especially milk. 664 01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:16,655 Did you ever see a Dutch dairy farm? 665 01:00:16,735 --> 01:00:20,215 Why do you always talk about milk? I live with it all day long! 666 01:00:20,295 --> 01:00:23,895 Condensed and powdered milk, long life milk. 667 01:00:23,975 --> 01:00:25,935 It makes me nauseous. 668 01:00:26,015 --> 01:00:29,055 You should see the cows in our diary farms. 669 01:00:29,135 --> 01:00:31,495 Did you ever taste milk when it's just… 670 01:00:32,735 --> 01:00:34,695 - How do you say it? - Milked? 671 01:00:34,775 --> 01:00:38,655 - Yes. - Give me something to drink. 672 01:00:45,535 --> 01:00:47,455 Even in the mountains we talk about milk! 673 01:01:13,935 --> 01:01:18,175 - Think of it as the maternal breast. - If you say it that way… 674 01:01:26,255 --> 01:01:29,415 - I'm sorry I don't have milk. - You're doing it on purpose! 675 01:01:29,495 --> 01:01:32,535 Why do you keep on talking about milk? 676 01:01:32,615 --> 01:01:36,695 What do you think? I want to help. 677 01:01:36,775 --> 01:01:40,495 We all have our problems, knots to be untied, 678 01:01:40,575 --> 01:01:42,175 without knowing it. 679 01:01:42,255 --> 01:01:44,735 You too. I can see that. 680 01:01:44,815 --> 01:01:48,295 What can you see? What do you know about my knots? 681 01:01:48,415 --> 01:01:52,735 You worry about your own knots and stop treating me like an infant! 682 01:01:52,815 --> 01:01:54,855 My head! 683 01:01:59,135 --> 01:02:01,175 I feel dizzy! 684 01:02:04,415 --> 01:02:06,375 It must be the drink! 685 01:02:27,855 --> 01:02:29,775 What a bore! 686 01:02:32,895 --> 01:02:35,015 - What a life! - Marisa, why are you here? 687 01:02:35,095 --> 01:02:39,735 What do you mean? You said to come see you. 688 01:02:39,815 --> 01:02:43,535 - I wasn't expecting you. - What a place. It's cold! 689 01:02:44,215 --> 01:02:46,695 Is this a cave? 690 01:02:47,775 --> 01:02:49,735 I needed this! 691 01:02:51,015 --> 01:02:55,495 There are only two rooms and they're taken. 692 01:02:55,575 --> 01:02:58,215 Darn it! Where will I sleep? 693 01:03:00,295 --> 01:03:02,975 Tonight, with me. Then we'll see. 694 01:04:30,855 --> 01:04:32,855 I'm Eleonora! 695 01:04:35,935 --> 01:04:40,295 Eleonora, it's Alberto! 696 01:04:48,095 --> 01:04:50,055 Where can he be? 697 01:05:04,055 --> 01:05:06,015 What a duet! 698 01:05:06,095 --> 01:05:10,215 The crazier they are, the more they want to fuck! 699 01:05:11,295 --> 01:05:13,575 They're young. Leave them alone. 700 01:05:14,535 --> 01:05:17,255 Get the umbrella. It's raining tomatoes! 701 01:05:19,135 --> 01:05:20,655 There. 702 01:05:36,655 --> 01:05:38,495 Who can it be? 703 01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:44,135 I'm coming! 704 01:05:47,455 --> 01:05:49,615 - Excuse me. - What are you doing here? 705 01:05:49,695 --> 01:05:55,255 Do you know where your tenant went? 706 01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:58,735 I didn't see anyone. In fact, I thought that… 707 01:06:02,935 --> 01:06:04,215 Thank you. 708 01:06:13,135 --> 01:06:16,735 Anita, it wasn't a duet. 709 01:06:17,935 --> 01:06:19,975 It was a solo! 710 01:06:22,255 --> 01:06:23,855 One, thank you. 711 01:06:23,935 --> 01:06:25,935 - How much? - Not for me. 712 01:06:27,495 --> 01:06:30,415 - May I thank you? - For what? 713 01:06:33,175 --> 01:06:36,815 I forgive all the problems you caused me since I met you. 714 01:06:36,895 --> 01:06:39,855 Even my nose, and all the rest. 715 01:06:39,935 --> 01:06:42,175 Why this sudden gratitude? 716 01:06:43,735 --> 01:06:48,255 - Can't you imagine? - No. I don't understand. 717 01:06:51,095 --> 01:06:52,655 You forget quickly. 718 01:07:01,815 --> 01:07:05,415 Last night I untied a very important knot. 719 01:07:07,175 --> 01:07:08,815 Yes. 720 01:07:12,935 --> 01:07:15,855 Did you by chance untie it in my room? 721 01:07:16,695 --> 01:07:18,895 You're asking me? 722 01:07:18,975 --> 01:07:22,615 I thought I'd left a more incisive memory. 723 01:07:24,055 --> 01:07:25,935 Marisa! 724 01:07:27,015 --> 01:07:30,895 - Did you ride a horse last night? - You're asking me? 725 01:07:30,975 --> 01:07:34,775 - Yes. - What are you talking about? 726 01:07:34,855 --> 01:07:38,135 If you ask me a precise question, I will answer. 727 01:07:38,215 --> 01:07:43,095 Did you trot at all with the gentleman? 728 01:07:48,295 --> 01:07:51,135 - Once. - Once. 729 01:07:54,535 --> 01:07:56,775 You and I trotted together? 730 01:08:06,615 --> 01:08:09,895 Do me the favor of not looking at me anymore. 731 01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,935 - I don't… - Excuse me. 732 01:08:14,015 --> 01:08:18,095 - Miss, that trot… - Eleonora! Eleonora! 733 01:08:18,175 --> 01:08:20,015 "Sincerel. 734 01:08:20,095 --> 01:08:21,615 Yours…" 735 01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:29,535 "Dear Miss Eleonora, accept my profound apology 736 01:08:29,615 --> 01:08:32,175 for the tragic nocturnal misunderstanding 737 01:08:32,255 --> 01:08:36,575 caused by alcohol and the darkness 738 01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:41,975 to which I plan on promptly making amends as soon as you will allow it. 739 01:08:42,055 --> 01:08:44,774 If possible tonight. 740 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:49,095 Forgive my forwardness caused by the regret for what happened. 741 01:08:49,175 --> 01:08:52,455 My sentiment is sincere. Yours…" 742 01:08:52,535 --> 01:08:54,095 Goodbye! 743 01:08:54,175 --> 01:08:57,854 - Thank you for everything. - No. I thank you… 744 01:08:57,935 --> 01:08:59,455 Excuse me. 745 01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:28,495 I told you to leave me alone. 746 01:09:28,575 --> 01:09:31,375 I just wanted to give you this apology letter. 747 01:09:31,455 --> 01:09:35,175 - You were trying to spy on me. - No. Believe me. 748 01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:40,015 It's an excuse to see me naked and take advantage when possible. 749 01:09:40,095 --> 01:09:41,575 Clown! 750 01:09:45,774 --> 01:09:47,415 Listen to me. I… 751 01:09:51,535 --> 01:09:53,375 Go away! Get lost! 752 01:09:56,774 --> 01:09:58,535 See you. 753 01:10:01,255 --> 01:10:04,895 You recovered, and the lady became ill. 754 01:10:04,975 --> 01:10:08,135 - It's all your fault. - Really? 755 01:10:08,215 --> 01:10:12,175 Now she feels like a loser and has every reason in the world 756 01:10:12,255 --> 01:10:16,255 because you chose her friend who didn't need it. 757 01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:19,935 While she had offered herself. Take your panties off. 758 01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:22,975 - Why? - I didn't mean you! 759 01:10:23,055 --> 01:10:24,935 You are talking about a detail. 760 01:10:25,015 --> 01:10:28,215 The serious fact is that you can develop a neurosis. 761 01:10:28,295 --> 01:10:31,855 - It's your duty to make amends. - I know but what'll I do? 762 01:10:31,935 --> 01:10:34,375 - Lie down on that bed. - There isn't one. 763 01:10:34,455 --> 01:10:38,975 Not you! Understand? 764 01:10:39,055 --> 01:10:41,975 - Yes. - Even if you have to rape her. 765 01:10:42,055 --> 01:10:44,455 Professor, thanks. 766 01:10:46,095 --> 01:10:47,775 Thank you. 767 01:10:56,655 --> 01:10:59,015 I must make amends. 768 01:11:03,055 --> 01:11:05,095 I am ready. I'm going. 769 01:11:07,215 --> 01:11:08,695 Therefore… 770 01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:13,415 Dear miss, I am ready to make amends. 771 01:11:13,495 --> 01:11:15,495 I am ready… 772 01:11:17,575 --> 01:11:18,575 Now! 773 01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:22,935 That so, huh? 774 01:11:26,975 --> 01:11:28,495 I am… 775 01:11:31,935 --> 01:11:33,175 She's not here! 776 01:11:33,255 --> 01:11:37,455 Damn! We can't sleep with all this noise. 777 01:11:38,455 --> 01:11:42,015 Anselmo, let me sleep. 778 01:11:56,735 --> 01:11:59,415 And now finally… 779 01:12:01,095 --> 01:12:02,415 You're sleeping, huh? 780 01:12:04,455 --> 01:12:06,455 I came to make amends. 781 01:12:20,735 --> 01:12:23,695 What are you doing? 782 01:12:23,775 --> 01:12:26,975 You'll give me a heart attack! 783 01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,175 Eleonora! 784 01:12:34,655 --> 01:12:37,135 How wonderful! How wonderful! 785 01:12:55,255 --> 01:12:57,735 I thought it was strange! 786 01:13:00,015 --> 01:13:01,735 I… 787 01:13:07,415 --> 01:13:10,015 Darn it! Mr. Anselmo… 788 01:13:12,455 --> 01:13:15,735 I have a doubt, but I wouldn't swear to it. 789 01:13:17,215 --> 01:13:20,735 But I really think I had sex with your wife. 790 01:13:20,815 --> 01:13:25,575 If it happened, I didn't do it on purpose. 791 01:13:25,655 --> 01:13:29,375 I opened the wrong door, I did everything wrong. 792 01:13:30,255 --> 01:13:33,255 Damn! The alcohol! 793 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:36,615 Don't worry. It was a pleasure. 794 01:13:38,095 --> 01:13:39,815 Hear that? 795 01:13:45,295 --> 01:13:47,615 What did you do? 796 01:13:47,695 --> 01:13:49,935 You can't see? 797 01:14:01,255 --> 01:14:05,135 Let's see over here. There's water here, but not there. 798 01:14:13,975 --> 01:14:16,135 You're punished! Go. 799 01:14:19,215 --> 01:14:23,095 Make amends my foot. I caused a disaster. 800 01:14:23,175 --> 01:14:25,415 I am an idiot! 801 01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:53,975 If the foreigner pisses in the bed, I'll kill him tonight. 802 01:14:54,975 --> 01:14:58,935 It's a cascade! 803 01:15:00,015 --> 01:15:01,935 - Now let's sleep. - Let's sleep. 804 01:16:46,855 --> 01:16:49,375 What happened? Where are we? 805 01:16:51,135 --> 01:16:52,775 Did all the snow melt? 806 01:18:11,855 --> 01:18:16,055 - I didn't do it! - What are you doing in my bed? 807 01:18:16,135 --> 01:18:18,855 I don't know! I was sleeping. 808 01:18:20,895 --> 01:18:23,855 Damn! What a night! 809 01:18:23,935 --> 01:18:29,975 We've never had so many things happen in only one night. 810 01:18:30,055 --> 01:18:33,855 I think someone left the faucets on. 811 01:18:33,935 --> 01:18:37,695 You didn't check last night before going to bed? 812 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:42,655 Lucky you didn't catch a cold. 813 01:18:42,735 --> 01:18:47,655 Don't try to strike up a conversation. I won't answer. 814 01:18:47,735 --> 01:18:51,735 Even if you're trying to explain how you ended up in my bed 815 01:18:52,695 --> 01:18:55,055 and even if you try to explain to me 816 01:18:55,135 --> 01:18:57,215 how you ended up in my girlfriend's bed. 817 01:18:58,015 --> 01:19:01,775 The mountain air is good for you! 818 01:19:02,895 --> 01:19:05,095 You won't talk to me. 819 01:19:06,415 --> 01:19:10,415 But if I could help you untie your knots… 820 01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:12,735 My nose is cleared! 821 01:19:12,815 --> 01:19:15,175 I am at your disposal. 822 01:19:33,215 --> 01:19:36,095 - The skis are ready, miss. - Coming. 823 01:19:45,295 --> 01:19:49,775 We must talk for a moment about last night. 824 01:19:51,655 --> 01:19:54,055 - We'll do it later. - All right. 825 01:19:54,135 --> 01:19:58,455 We must talk about it very calmly. 826 01:19:58,535 --> 01:20:00,735 I'll be right back. 827 01:20:02,375 --> 01:20:06,255 - Hey! You didn't have your coffee. - I don't want it. 828 01:20:06,375 --> 01:20:08,415 Take it. It's nice and hot. 829 01:20:09,175 --> 01:20:10,815 What are you doing? 830 01:20:10,895 --> 01:20:13,695 What are you doing? You take off without warning! 831 01:20:15,615 --> 01:20:18,615 Stop! Where are you taking me? 832 01:20:18,695 --> 01:20:20,735 Please, let me get off! 833 01:20:20,815 --> 01:20:25,015 - Don't shout. I won't talk to you. - Don't talk. 834 01:20:25,095 --> 01:20:29,135 - Just stop. - Hold on tight. 835 01:20:29,215 --> 01:20:31,855 Who is letting go? 836 01:20:31,935 --> 01:20:36,095 - I see a lot of trees. - Don't move or we'll fall. 837 01:20:36,175 --> 01:20:38,935 - Stop giving me advice. - That's it. 838 01:20:39,015 --> 01:20:41,895 The shelter! I see the shelter. 839 01:20:41,975 --> 01:20:47,735 - I see it! - The door is closed. 840 01:20:53,735 --> 01:20:57,175 One plain stitch and two reverse stitches. 841 01:21:14,055 --> 01:21:17,055 The wind swept the house away! 842 01:21:24,135 --> 01:21:25,655 Watch out! 843 01:21:29,175 --> 01:21:31,455 Let me go. Don't squeeze me. 844 01:21:31,535 --> 01:21:33,655 - What are you doing? - Let me do it. 845 01:21:33,735 --> 01:21:36,135 Are you raping me? 846 01:21:36,215 --> 01:21:38,935 - You are raping me! - Tell me you like it. 847 01:21:39,015 --> 01:21:42,215 No, no, no! Don't stop. 848 01:21:42,295 --> 01:21:46,495 - I won't stop. - Yes! Again. 849 01:21:54,775 --> 01:21:57,855 After tonight's violent snowstorm, 850 01:21:57,935 --> 01:22:02,095 many people are missing among the tourists vacationing in the area. 851 01:22:02,175 --> 01:22:05,815 The mountain rescue squad is searching for the missing people. 852 01:22:05,895 --> 01:22:10,055 Poor guys! That's why they didn't come back. 853 01:22:11,215 --> 01:22:16,095 It was destined to end badly. 854 01:22:16,175 --> 01:22:21,215 - After what he did to me. - It was just one time. Stop exaggerating. 855 01:22:32,615 --> 01:22:35,615 Here he is! One of them is here. 856 01:22:36,735 --> 01:22:38,135 Come. 857 01:22:40,855 --> 01:22:42,775 Come with the stretcher. 858 01:22:46,215 --> 01:22:49,695 - There are two! - They are stuck together. 859 01:22:49,775 --> 01:22:52,895 Let's take them to E.R. 860 01:22:54,495 --> 01:22:56,695 Watch out! They'll break! 861 01:23:00,695 --> 01:23:05,295 - You can't play around in here. - Let's cover them up. 862 01:23:12,135 --> 01:23:14,735 Come on, hurry! 863 01:23:14,815 --> 01:23:19,655 - Let's take them away. - Ready? Go! 864 01:23:28,095 --> 01:23:34,495 ALPINE RESCUE 865 01:23:34,575 --> 01:23:36,695 - You heard him too, right? - Yes. 866 01:23:36,775 --> 01:23:40,495 He said he had to mend something broken. 867 01:23:40,575 --> 01:23:43,095 He wanted to repair a wrong he had done. 868 01:23:43,175 --> 01:23:45,535 - He said he wants to marry her. - Yes. 869 01:23:45,615 --> 01:23:49,215 Yes, I heard that too. They already married in the haystack! 870 01:23:49,295 --> 01:23:51,775 They were stuck together. 871 01:23:51,855 --> 01:23:57,015 Can the masks be removed for a moment during the ceremony? 872 01:23:57,095 --> 01:23:59,095 What ceremony? 873 01:23:59,175 --> 01:24:03,175 - They wanted to get married. - No. He can't remove his. 874 01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:07,375 He is worse off. She can remove hers. 875 01:24:07,455 --> 01:24:09,415 But hurry, please. 876 01:24:10,455 --> 01:24:14,575 On the verge of death, do you, Alberto Castelli, 877 01:24:14,655 --> 01:24:18,655 take as your legitimate bride the here present Eleonora Rubens? 878 01:24:19,535 --> 01:24:22,535 - You answer since you heard him. - Yes. 879 01:24:22,615 --> 01:24:26,975 On the verge of death, Eleonora Rubens, do you take as your spouse 880 01:24:27,055 --> 01:24:29,855 the here present Alberto Castelli? 881 01:24:29,935 --> 01:24:30,935 Yes. 882 01:24:31,895 --> 01:24:33,135 Yes, again. 883 01:24:33,215 --> 01:24:35,215 I unite you in marriage. 884 01:24:35,295 --> 01:24:37,975 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 885 01:24:38,055 --> 01:24:40,135 - Amen. - And now? 886 01:24:41,615 --> 01:24:46,735 We'll send her to the hospital. And we'll bury him here. 887 01:24:57,575 --> 01:25:01,655 We feared we'd have to bury you here. 888 01:25:01,735 --> 01:25:04,215 - Yet you made it! - Yes. 889 01:25:05,495 --> 01:25:06,775 Father… 890 01:25:07,935 --> 01:25:13,215 what happened to the woman you married me to when I was dying? 891 01:25:13,295 --> 01:25:14,735 She left. 892 01:25:14,815 --> 01:25:17,535 - You'll find her in Rome. - Good. 893 01:25:17,615 --> 01:25:21,135 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 894 01:25:23,775 --> 01:25:25,375 Milk! 895 01:25:28,935 --> 01:25:30,375 Milk! 896 01:25:37,735 --> 01:25:39,775 She doesn't answer! 897 01:25:44,695 --> 01:25:46,375 Milk! 898 01:25:49,855 --> 01:25:51,375 Milk! 899 01:25:54,015 --> 01:25:56,015 Where can she be? 900 01:26:03,975 --> 01:26:05,655 Miss! 901 01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:08,695 My God! 902 01:26:11,735 --> 01:26:13,775 Miss! 903 01:26:13,855 --> 01:26:16,175 Miss, look here. 904 01:26:16,255 --> 01:26:19,415 What are you looking at? Look at my fingers! Pull it up. 905 01:26:20,655 --> 01:26:22,535 Oh, God! 906 01:26:25,415 --> 01:26:27,615 What are you doing? 907 01:26:27,695 --> 01:26:30,695 Go, go. Look… 908 01:26:30,775 --> 01:26:34,415 I'm sorry, but I can't help you. 909 01:26:34,495 --> 01:26:38,415 I only saw that lady once when she was abandoned by her husband. 910 01:26:38,495 --> 01:26:41,535 We just made some phone calls. That's all. 911 01:26:43,055 --> 01:26:46,615 I think we got married. 912 01:26:46,695 --> 01:26:49,655 You think you got married? 913 01:26:49,735 --> 01:26:51,815 On the verge of death. 914 01:26:51,895 --> 01:26:56,415 We were almost frozen and I don't remember very well. 915 01:26:56,495 --> 01:27:00,815 You can't find your wife. 916 01:27:00,895 --> 01:27:03,055 You didn't even exchange business cards? 917 01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:06,535 I don't think she knows. Maybe the marriage isn't valid. 918 01:27:06,615 --> 01:27:10,375 A mountain climber said "yes" in my place. 919 01:27:12,855 --> 01:27:15,295 Be careful how you drive, please! 920 01:27:17,415 --> 01:27:21,655 - Did you like the place? - Very naif. 921 01:27:21,735 --> 01:27:23,655 Unfortunately, that guy was there. 922 01:27:23,735 --> 01:27:27,615 He raped me and made me freeze. 923 01:27:27,695 --> 01:27:31,215 - What happened to that guy? - He disappeared. 924 01:27:31,295 --> 01:27:33,615 Can't he be found? 925 01:27:33,695 --> 01:27:37,615 - Are you interested? - Of course not! I meant for you. 926 01:27:37,695 --> 01:27:39,615 He's just a scoundrel. 927 01:27:39,695 --> 01:27:43,815 After what he did, I won't look for him. He must look for me. 928 01:27:43,895 --> 01:27:47,015 - Eleonora! - Yes? 929 01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:48,775 The cat! 930 01:27:54,575 --> 01:27:56,935 - Why doesn't she answer? - She must have left. 931 01:27:57,015 --> 01:28:00,775 - She must have returned. - Then she doesn't want to answer. 932 01:28:00,855 --> 01:28:03,055 You always give me bad news! 933 01:28:03,135 --> 01:28:06,535 - What did I do to you? - Nothing. 934 01:28:06,615 --> 01:28:09,775 - In fact… - What do you mean by that? 935 01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:13,255 I already signed this one. 936 01:28:13,895 --> 01:28:16,135 But not this one! 937 01:28:16,775 --> 01:28:19,535 You already proposed it once. You insist? 938 01:28:21,535 --> 01:28:23,095 Enough. 939 01:28:24,815 --> 01:28:26,415 Thank you. 940 01:28:31,215 --> 01:28:34,895 If you say it was black, it must've been the detergent or fear. 941 01:28:34,975 --> 01:28:37,575 Next time hand-wash it and not in the machine. 942 01:28:37,655 --> 01:28:40,575 All right, thank you. Inside! 943 01:28:40,655 --> 01:28:42,695 Love, get inside! 944 01:28:43,695 --> 01:28:46,575 - Here she is. Thanks. Good day. - Good day. 945 01:28:52,535 --> 01:28:54,375 Oh, God! 946 01:28:55,015 --> 01:28:57,895 I had the old phone number in the address book. 947 01:28:57,975 --> 01:29:00,095 My husband's home number. 948 01:29:00,175 --> 01:29:03,575 I can go to Alberto Castelli. 949 01:29:03,655 --> 01:29:07,975 I'm sorry because he knocked himself out to get it. 950 01:29:08,055 --> 01:29:09,975 He copied the wrong number. 951 01:29:10,055 --> 01:29:15,415 Just think! It was here, and now it's gone! 952 01:29:15,495 --> 01:29:17,495 - It's gone. - These are the last ones. 953 01:29:17,575 --> 01:29:21,535 Drop them on the floor, thanks. 954 01:29:23,855 --> 01:29:26,775 Where will I find her now? 955 01:29:26,855 --> 01:29:29,935 - What are you looking for? - My wife. 956 01:29:30,015 --> 01:29:34,655 She was here. What will I do without that paper? 957 01:29:37,255 --> 01:29:41,575 I'll ask if Mr. Castelli works there and give him the right number. 958 01:29:41,655 --> 01:29:44,575 - And then? - Then I'll leave. 959 01:29:46,575 --> 01:29:48,855 - Can I trust you? - Of course! 960 01:29:48,935 --> 01:29:52,975 - All right. Hurry. - I'm going. 961 01:29:56,935 --> 01:29:57,935 Come in! 962 01:29:58,895 --> 01:30:01,695 - Sir. - What is it? 963 01:30:01,775 --> 01:30:05,655 The girls are here for that poster. You decide on the breasts. 964 01:30:05,735 --> 01:30:08,615 - Do you have a moment? - Yes, but hurry. 965 01:30:08,695 --> 01:30:11,535 - I have a lot to do. - Just a minute. 966 01:30:13,415 --> 01:30:15,895 The first one can come in. 967 01:30:17,375 --> 01:30:19,255 Please, come this way. 968 01:30:20,375 --> 01:30:23,575 Please. Let's begin right away. 969 01:30:23,655 --> 01:30:26,055 Bless you. Show your breasts. 970 01:30:26,135 --> 01:30:27,655 Milk! 971 01:30:27,735 --> 01:30:29,295 A cup of champagne! 972 01:30:30,655 --> 01:30:33,815 No. Excuse me. 973 01:30:36,735 --> 01:30:38,495 - Uncover your breasts. - Good day. 974 01:30:41,615 --> 01:30:42,895 Pear-shaped. 975 01:30:46,855 --> 01:30:48,215 Milk! 976 01:30:48,295 --> 01:30:50,895 Show your breasts. 977 01:30:50,975 --> 01:30:52,295 Watermelon-shaped. 978 01:30:54,135 --> 01:30:58,215 - Mr. Castelli, please. - He's busy. Sit down. 979 01:31:06,735 --> 01:31:08,295 Banana-shaped. 980 01:31:24,135 --> 01:31:26,535 - Flask-shaped. - No. 981 01:31:28,895 --> 01:31:31,375 Milk! 982 01:31:31,455 --> 01:31:32,895 Please, miss. 983 01:31:36,775 --> 01:31:39,375 This way, please. Turn this way. 984 01:31:40,455 --> 01:31:43,455 Good day. Mr. Castelli, please. 985 01:31:43,535 --> 01:31:46,095 - He's busy. Wait there. - All right. 986 01:31:48,935 --> 01:31:51,295 Show your breasts. 987 01:32:07,615 --> 01:32:09,695 The usual slut. 988 01:32:11,495 --> 01:32:14,935 - Pan-shaped. - Pan-shaped? 989 01:32:15,015 --> 01:32:16,935 Pan-shaped? 990 01:32:22,215 --> 01:32:26,255 - No. Have the others called in. - All right. 991 01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,055 Go ahead. 992 01:32:29,695 --> 01:32:32,095 I know her! 993 01:32:33,215 --> 01:32:35,215 Who is she? 994 01:32:37,575 --> 01:32:39,415 Who was she? 995 01:32:41,815 --> 01:32:43,135 Marisa! 996 01:32:44,975 --> 01:32:47,375 Marisa, Eleonora's friend. 997 01:32:48,575 --> 01:32:51,455 Marisa! Where is she? 998 01:33:00,735 --> 01:33:03,775 Eleonora. Darn it! 999 01:33:10,255 --> 01:33:12,615 Eleonora! 1000 01:33:16,055 --> 01:33:18,015 Wait! 1001 01:33:18,095 --> 01:33:19,935 Eleonora! 1002 01:33:22,055 --> 01:33:24,935 Eleonora! Eleonora! 1003 01:33:27,055 --> 01:33:29,535 Are you crazy? Can't you see the stop sign? 1004 01:33:30,295 --> 01:33:33,655 - Eleonora! - Where are you going? 1005 01:33:33,735 --> 01:33:36,495 - My new car! - It's not my fault. 1006 01:33:36,575 --> 01:33:38,495 Are you playing bumper cars? 1007 01:33:40,215 --> 01:33:43,855 Do you have to stand here? I'll bust… 1008 01:33:54,455 --> 01:33:56,695 Eleonora, wait for me. It's me! 1009 01:33:56,775 --> 01:33:58,455 Look… 1010 01:34:05,895 --> 01:34:06,895 There she is! 1011 01:34:16,895 --> 01:34:20,415 Over there! 1012 01:35:01,295 --> 01:35:04,735 My glasses! I lost my glasses. 1013 01:35:36,815 --> 01:35:39,855 Whoever rear-ended… pays! 1014 01:35:41,175 --> 01:35:44,055 This time I made a mistake. 1015 01:35:44,135 --> 01:35:46,175 What are you doing here? 1016 01:35:49,255 --> 01:35:51,775 What am I doing here? I am your husband! 1017 01:35:51,855 --> 01:35:55,455 - We married in the mountains. - Really? 1018 01:35:55,535 --> 01:35:57,575 On the verge of death. 1019 01:35:57,655 --> 01:36:00,255 Now we can marry as living beings. You accept? 1020 01:36:00,375 --> 01:36:02,695 I accept! 1021 01:36:05,295 --> 01:36:08,575 Eleonora Rubens, will you take as your legitimate spouse 1022 01:36:08,655 --> 01:36:12,255 the here present Alberto Castelli, director of Eurolat, 1023 01:36:12,375 --> 01:36:14,655 etcetera, etcetera, etcetera? 1024 01:36:14,735 --> 01:36:18,895 - Hold still, or how can I answer? - All right. 1025 01:36:21,655 --> 01:36:23,655 - Yes! - Love! 69004

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