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Oh shit.
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Oh, no, no.
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Is my phone covered on your insurance?
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No.
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Why would it be?
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Are you drunk?
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You look drunk.
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No
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We've got some family news.
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Are you with Bunny?
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No, I don't know where Bunny is.
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OK.
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We're gonna have to try something else.
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So, I've got some news, Meg.
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OK.
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Sara's pregnant.
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Oh, dude, I'm sorry.
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How far along is she?
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Wasn't a mistake, Meg.
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We're very happy about it.
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Oh, shit, right.
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Yeah, so what you think then, Meg?
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You'll be an auntie.
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You'll be Auntie Meg.
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Yeah.
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Oh shit!
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Bollocks! - Are you pleased?
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No!
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Thanks a bunch, Meg.
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Screw you, world.
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Ow.
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Ouch. Ow.
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Ouch.
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Well, this is just, frankly just baffling.
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I've never had to do this before,
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but I'm gonna have to ask
that we stop having sex.
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Um, that's OK.
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I'll tell you what...
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I'm in town for a couple of weeks.
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Why don't we swap numbers?
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Here you go.
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Give me a call when you're feeling better,
Bunny.
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Oh, will do, handsome.
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Who was that?
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Just some incredibly hot guy that I
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couldn't have sex with
because it was too painful.
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Emotionally?
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Physically.
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Probably down to the fact that
I haven't had of shit in a week.
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Prunes?
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All-Bran?
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A doctor?
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But I'll see needy people,
and they make me sad.
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Bunny, something terrible happened.
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You've broken your laptop and your phone.
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Yeah.
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But something even more devastating.
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Sara's pregnant.
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Is she keeping it?
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That's what I said.
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Yes.
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Auntie Meg.
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Now,
there's a boner killer if ever I heard one.
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I know.
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My little brother is
married and procreating,
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and all I have to show
for myself is a mostly
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fictitious CV and a sponsored dolphin who,
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frankly, I don't think exists.
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But your troll collection is incomparable.
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Cheers, mate.
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Have you seen Laura?
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No.
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Call her.
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I'll call her.
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Yeah, both of them just stopped
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working on the same day.
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Let's start with the laptop.
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Did you spill something in this?
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Doubt it.
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Someone definitely did.
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Oh, well, um, I did lend it to a friend.
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Does your friend like drinking red wine?
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What?
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She is an absolutely cunny, mate.
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Right.
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Let's take a look at the phone.
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Oh.
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I think we both know that that's piss.
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Well, it could be anything. - It's...
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Yeah, yeah, no, that's piss.
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Yeah.
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Lazy bowels?
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Take these laxatives,
and when you have a movement,
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you'll need to retain a stool sample
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and bring back that back.
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So you want me to put my turd in this pod,
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And then give it back to you?
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Yes.
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Oh, how awful.
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And you'll need to avoid
everything on this list.
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Sugar, caffeine, alcohol...
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But it's a list of everything that's nice.
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Yes.
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Just avoid eating or
drinking anything nice.
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That.
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Should do it.
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Oh.
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Morning.
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We thought you'd been kidnapped.
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Well, I did.
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Meg thought you'd fallen
asleep on the night bus again.
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Toilet cubicle.
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Saw Gary on Instagram with some slag...
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Went on a rampage.
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- Who were you even out with? - Me mum.
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She's still going.
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Just got a text from her calling me boring.
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Am I boring?
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Just don't feel like drinking anymore.
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I'm gonna detox for it.
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Seriously?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yea, well this is just perfect,
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because I'm off the sauce, too.
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Let's all detox together.
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We can go to a hot yoga,
can meditate, we can make recipes
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from Gwyneth Paltrow's blog.
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That sounds shite.
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But yeah, I will save money
and look amazing in skinny jeans.
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I will not let Gary win this break up.
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Yeah, and if I'm not constantly drunk,
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then I'll stop breaking all my things.
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It's time to binge on being sober.
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Sober binge.
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Mhm.
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Stretch.
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Stretch, Meg.
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And lengthen.
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Whoopsie.
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Oh, fuck's sake.
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Done.
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We're signed up.
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Wahey!
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Well, got through one whole day of detox,
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and we've signed up to the mud marathon
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with the intention of actually doing it.
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It's "mara-thun."
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We're smashing it, guys.
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So what should we do to
distract ourselves tonight, team?
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Ooh, I know.
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We can make healthy soups for the week
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and freeze it in batches.
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I'm off out.
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Yeah, me too.
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Got a hot sex date with corner shop guy.
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You better then?
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No, I'm still bunged up,
but I got some painkillers,
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so I'm gonna power through.
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Not a phrase to be used in relation to sex,
surely.
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Look, I just need some Penny P, mate.
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You know when you just need the pen,
and nothing else will do?
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Yeah.
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It's too fucking painful because my bowels
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are backed up.
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Ahh, I mean that is some
extraordinary detail, isn't it?
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Even for family.
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I guess he'll just have to eat me out
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if the worst comes to the worst.
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If the worst comes the worst, yeah.
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What about you, Laura?
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Turns out when I were lashed,
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I went on a Tinder rampage.
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Now I've got a fistful of
killer offers from fit blokes.
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Feel like it will take
my mind off not boozing.
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So you're going on a sober Tinder date.
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Yikes.
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I'm going to pick a really healthy
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looking one who probably doesn't drink.
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What are you gonna do, Meg?
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Not sure.
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I'll think of something cool to do.
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It's lovely to have you
with us on a Saturday night.
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Oh, no thank you.
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I'm not drinking.
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You're not pregnant, are you, Meg?
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Hmph.
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Thank God.
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Not sure the world's
quite ready for that yet.
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So why are you really here, Meg?
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What was canceled?
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Oh, you didn't get stood up did you, love?
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Internet dating... it's very harsh,
isn't it?
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They come in, take one look at you,
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and leave if you're not
conventionally attractive.
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Nobody stood me up, thank you.
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Nothing was canceled except my invitation
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to this family dinner, clearly.
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No, Meg, we just didn't want to rub it in.
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Rub what in?
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The news.
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What would you be rubbing in, exactly?
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Because I'm doing fine.
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We just didn't want you to feel,
um, not inferior...
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- Inadequate. - No.
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Lonely.
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No.
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Oh, uh, aimless. - Yes, that's the one.
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That's it! Yes.
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That's it.
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Would an aimless person be
doing a marathon in two weeks?
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It's "mara-thun."
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You're doing a marathon?
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Well, it's not actually a marathon,
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but it's like a marathon,
except it's actually harder.
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Ow.
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Ouch. Ah.
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Are you OK? - Yup.
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Do you want me to stop?
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No. Keep going.
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OK.
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Oh, just, just...
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I'm really not comfortable with this.
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It just doesn't sound very consensual.
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No, no, no, it's fine.
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I'm just, um, really sensitive down there.
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Maybe it's because I'm so small,
and you're so big.
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Well,
what if I just kept to the outside area?
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Played in the garden, as it were?
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Oh, by all means,
you can play in the garden
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as much as you like.
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Just don't bring the ball into the house?
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OK.
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Oh.
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Oh my, oh my...
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Suppose that'll do.
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Woo.
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I'm not being funny,
but It's just great to meet
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a fellow fitness fanatic.
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We don't need booze to have a great time.
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What people don't realize is that alcohol
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is just empty calories anyways.
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I'll tell you what is funny.
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I could hardly lift a 20-pound dumbbell,
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so I had to work on my strength
without hitting the weights.
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But now I can bench three
by ten sets of 110 pounds.
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That is funny.
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So what's your favorite weight?
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Oh, God.
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Oh, thank you, yoga.
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Oh no.
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My poo.
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I forgot my poo.
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I haven't lost my room key.
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I never had one in the first place.
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It's his room.
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I was his guest.
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What What room number?
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I don't know.
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OK, what name?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I can't help you if you don't
know the name of the person
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you shared a room with.
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Look, I really need to get
back into that room quite
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urgently.
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It's a medical matter.
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Can't your agency just
call him on his mobile?
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Agency?
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Oh, how rude!
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It's not like that, thanks.
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I just need to take something from his room
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without him noticing.
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Then I definitely can't help you.
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I left him a poo in a cup, guys...
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A poo in a cup.
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00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,516
Yeah, there's no way of styling that out.
276
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,796
Detoxing is a nightmare.
277
00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:48,757
I know what you mean.
278
00:11:48,781 --> 00:11:51,576
Have you seen how shit
Leeds is in the sober light of day?
279
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,596
I'm not being dramatic.
280
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:55,386
I am starting to think,
without booze, what's
281
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,736
the point in life?
282
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,256
Not a successful date then?
283
00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,720
Oh no, I shagged him.
284
00:11:59,744 --> 00:12:01,386
He's a personal trainer,
Meg so I'm not gonna pass
285
00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:03,126
up an opportunity like that.
286
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,806
What did you do last night, Meg?
287
00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:06,906
I stayed in with my parents.
288
00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:07,936
You cracked then?
289
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,236
No, actually.
290
00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,527
I told my parents we're doing
the mud marathon in two weeks.
291
00:12:11,551 --> 00:12:12,427
It's "mara-thun."
292
00:12:12,451 --> 00:12:14,096
We actually signed up for that, didn't we?
293
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,729
Yeah, I mean they didn't believe me,
obviously.
294
00:12:15,753 --> 00:12:17,526
They said we were lazy millennials who
295
00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:18,816
couldn't commit to anything.
296
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,306
They're right, of course.
297
00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:23,046
Yes, but wouldn't it be
nice to prove them wrong?
298
00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:24,476
Think of the Instagram followers.
299
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,136
I do keep imagining how jealous Gary
300
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,756
would be if I got even fitter.
301
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,946
And we could do it for charity.
302
00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:31,296
And then boast about it afterwards.
303
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,326
Should we do it?
304
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:34,350
I know who can help us.
305
00:12:51,715 --> 00:12:53,212
Let's go.
306
00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:57,679
Ah.
307
00:12:57,703 --> 00:13:00,174
Ah.
308
00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:01,173
Agh!
309
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,522
Why?
310
00:13:10,074 --> 00:13:11,266
Bloody hell, Meg.
311
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,706
Are you all right?
312
00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:13,677
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
313
00:13:13,701 --> 00:13:16,176
Vomiting is just a completely natural side
314
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,556
effect of exercise, apparently.
315
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,166
I have got tell you, Meg, people
316
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,456
have been asking after you.
317
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,172
And for once I've been
able to tell them the truth.
318
00:13:23,196 --> 00:13:24,073
Huh.
319
00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:26,526
Right, well, that's good, isn't it?
320
00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:29,226
This is Terry from the
Yorkshire Business Board.
321
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,336
And we want to sponsor you
322
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,416
ladies,
ten grand if you'll be willing to run
323
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,596
for the children's charity
we're affiliated with.
324
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,497
Sounds Sounds a bit Savile.
325
00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:37,746
Yes, thank you, Terry.
326
00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:38,886
We would love to do that.
327
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:41,196
My secretary will be in touch.
328
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,356
Hey, Meg, this might work
out all right for me in all,
329
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,257
you know.
330
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,846
Might be my way onto the board.
331
00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:46,747
I owe you one.
332
00:13:46,771 --> 00:13:48,716
Uh, did he just say children's charity?
333
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,186
Oh God,
that sounds like a lot of presh, Meg.
334
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,246
I might bail.
335
00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:54,213
Am I?
336
00:13:54,237 --> 00:13:55,356
Yeah, I'm bailing.
337
00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:56,257
Uh, no!
338
00:13:56,281 --> 00:13:57,956
You can't bail.
339
00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,946
I have a very painful medical condition,
actually.
340
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,176
What, selfishness?
341
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,836
Sorry, Meg, but FYI, having sluggish bowels
342
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,750
is no laughing matter.
343
00:14:05,774 --> 00:14:09,016
Look, Bunny, whenever I think
of not doing something hard,
344
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,056
I think of the profile pic.
345
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,296
This is a belter.
346
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,756
Oh, it's Oh,
it's going to look totally apocalypto chic.
347
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,146
Mud's sexy.
348
00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:16,476
It reminds men of when women just
349
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,916
crawled around on the ground.
350
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,940
Yes.
351
00:14:19,844 --> 00:14:20,844
Come on.
352
00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:26,487
Cheers.
353
00:14:26,511 --> 00:14:27,971
You've made us really proud for a change.
354
00:14:27,995 --> 00:14:29,996
Stop saying for a change.
355
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,276
We're not actually staying for our pudding,
356
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,436
but you three can have whatever you want.
357
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,816
And we'll see you bright
and early at the start line,
358
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,542
all right. - Bye.
359
00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:39,508
See you later.
360
00:14:39,532 --> 00:14:40,474
Bye now.
361
00:14:40,498 --> 00:14:41,440
Night.
362
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,407
Aw.
363
00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:43,856
That's nice.
364
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,086
Oh, shit, Laura, don't look now.
365
00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,456
Gary's just walked in. - Shit.
366
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,756
Shit!
367
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,597
Distract me.
368
00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:52,616
Three of those.
369
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,517
Uh.
370
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:55,341
Er, uh.
371
00:14:55,365 --> 00:14:56,441
Pretend I said something funny.
372
00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:57,881
Louder!
373
00:14:57,905 --> 00:14:58,905
Both of you.
374
00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:03,273
Ha!
375
00:15:03,297 --> 00:15:04,706
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
376
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:05,607
He's here.
377
00:15:05,631 --> 00:15:06,786
He's here.
378
00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:09,591
Hello, Laura, girls.
379
00:15:09,615 --> 00:15:10,547
Hi, Gary.
380
00:15:10,571 --> 00:15:11,806
Hi.
381
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:12,946
You look nice, Laura.
382
00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:14,416
Yeah, I know I do.
383
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,407
Why are you dressed so smart?
384
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:16,926
Been in court?
385
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,266
- I'm on a date. - Pfft.
386
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,166
Ha!
387
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:20,190
Where is this minger.
388
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:29,816
No, serious, have you been working out?
389
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,281
Because I saw it on Facebook, you're
390
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,516
doing a marathon, something.
391
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,346
It's harder than a marathon, actually.
392
00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,726
And yeah, I work out every day now.
393
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:36,996
I've got a personal trainer.
394
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,787
Very personal, if you know what I mean.
395
00:15:39,811 --> 00:15:40,876
I'm boning him.
396
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,081
And I've stopped drinking.
397
00:15:42,105 --> 00:15:44,626
It's just empty calories.
398
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:45,786
This is just a coffee.
399
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:48,256
Well, lovely to see you all.
400
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,666
Excuse me.
401
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:50,806
Excuse me.
402
00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:51,936
Ugh.
403
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,616
Who the fuck does he think he is?
404
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,856
Lord fucking Downton Abbey or something?
405
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,406
I thought you handled that really well.
406
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:00,205
- Did I? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
407
00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:01,276
You were so cool.
408
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,576
So cool.
409
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,477
Cheers.
410
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:04,546
I'm... I'm nailing this break-up.
411
00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:05,956
Oh, you're nailing it.
412
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,696
She's nailing it.
413
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,846
Should get another round
of these cold coffee things.
414
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:10,870
Mmm.
415
00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:16,696
All right, well,
let's just drink these quickly.
416
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,732
And then we have to go to bed.
417
00:16:18,756 --> 00:16:20,016
Although I don't feel tired.
418
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,136
I actually feel amazing.
419
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,037
Yeah, me too.
420
00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:23,966
Must be all the exercise and the caffeine.
421
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:25,406
Or the booze.
422
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,786
The what now?
423
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:28,687
The booze.
424
00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:30,588
It's vodka.
425
00:16:30,612 --> 00:16:32,546
Uh, you said these were coffees.
426
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:33,896
Yeah, coffee and vodka.
427
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,086
What do you think an espresso martini is?
428
00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:37,077
Booze, mate.
429
00:16:37,101 --> 00:16:38,606
Fucking rocket fuel.
430
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:39,636
No, you're joking.
431
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,537
Shit.
432
00:16:40,561 --> 00:16:43,336
I thought you knew.
433
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,460
One more for the road?
434
00:16:55,372 --> 00:16:56,836
What are we doing?
435
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,820
This is our youth, Meg!
436
00:16:58,844 --> 00:17:00,828
This is our youth!
437
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:12,236
Six, seven, eight, nine.
438
00:17:19,676 --> 00:17:22,980
Oh, no.
439
00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:47,966
I can't do this.
440
00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:48,867
I'm bailing.
441
00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:50,546
No, you can't.
442
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,532
Everybody's here.
443
00:17:51,556 --> 00:17:52,556
Look.
444
00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:55,396
Even the kids from the charity.
445
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:58,064
We've got to do this.
446
00:17:58,088 --> 00:17:59,756
Fucking Gary showed up.
447
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:00,711
I've gotta do it now.
448
00:18:00,735 --> 00:18:01,735
Here.
449
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:07,312
Was that vodka?
450
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,362
We can't run it drunk.
451
00:18:09,386 --> 00:18:10,736
Can we?
452
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,336
It's the only way.
453
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,930
Power through.
454
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,452
Oh!
455
00:18:41,476 --> 00:18:43,190
You little fucker.
456
00:18:47,182 --> 00:18:48,679
Go on, Meg!
457
00:18:50,176 --> 00:18:51,649
Look at her go, yeah.
458
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:52,673
Oh, yeah!
459
00:19:02,152 --> 00:19:03,625
Oh, ow!
460
00:19:03,649 --> 00:19:04,623
Ahh!
461
00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:05,524
Ugh!
462
00:19:05,548 --> 00:19:07,641
Ahh!
463
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,581
Ooh.
464
00:19:25,605 --> 00:19:26,605
Ahh!
465
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,573
You all right there, Meg?
466
00:19:29,597 --> 00:19:31,094
Around the bend.
467
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,090
Come on!
468
00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:41,575
Bunny!
469
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,386
I'm sorry.
470
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:47,186
It's really loosened things up.
471
00:20:24,386 --> 00:20:25,874
Make it stop.
472
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,367
Oh, look.
473
00:20:31,391 --> 00:20:32,890
Come on, Meg!
474
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:37,420
Come on!
475
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,262
Ha!
476
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,470
Serves you right, dickhead.
477
00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:57,392
Ouch.
478
00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:58,490
You hurt my knee.
479
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,176
Oh.
480
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,506
Where are the loos? Where are the loos?
481
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,407
That way.
482
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,836
That way.
483
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:10,890
She started it.
484
00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:15,466
Oh.
485
00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:17,156
You still look fit, though.
486
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,057
Ugh.
487
00:21:18,081 --> 00:21:19,376
Laura.
488
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,962
Laura!
489
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,374
Bunny!
490
00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:26,122
Hey, you.
491
00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:27,496
What are you doing here?
492
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,404
I came in seventh.
493
00:21:28,428 --> 00:21:30,036
I saw you at the start
line and thought I'd wait.
494
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,106
You didn't give me a chance
to say goodbye last time.
495
00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:33,007
I know.
496
00:21:33,031 --> 00:21:35,356
I'm so, so sorry about the...
497
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:36,267
What?
498
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:38,886
- The thing that I left.
- Did you leave something?
499
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:39,996
I had to run off to work.
500
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,070
Maybe the cleaners have got it.
501
00:21:41,094 --> 00:21:42,436
Do you want me to call the hotel and ask?
502
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,337
No!
503
00:21:43,361 --> 00:21:44,428
God, thank God, thank God.
504
00:21:44,452 --> 00:21:45,796
I'm so sorry.
505
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:46,697
I just need to just...
506
00:21:46,721 --> 00:21:49,096
Hey,
I've got the hotel room for one more night.
507
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,066
We can get some champagne, and...
508
00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:51,967
I'd love to.
509
00:21:51,991 --> 00:21:53,296
I just have can you
just give me two minu...
510
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,286
- Wait. - Mm.
511
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,276
Mm.
512
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,300
Mm.
513
00:21:57,865 --> 00:21:58,865
Ah!
514
00:22:04,705 --> 00:22:05,770
That's not mud, is it?
515
00:22:08,716 --> 00:22:10,656
Ugh.
516
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,129
Oh.
517
00:22:12,153 --> 00:22:13,112
Ew.
518
00:22:13,136 --> 00:22:14,608
Champagne.
519
00:22:15,590 --> 00:22:16,590
Oh.
520
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,031
Oh.
521
00:22:22,055 --> 00:22:23,055
Oh.
522
00:22:33,266 --> 00:22:35,311
Let us never speak of this again.
523
00:22:35,335 --> 00:22:36,211
None of it.
524
00:22:36,235 --> 00:22:37,177
Apart from this bit.
525
00:22:37,201 --> 00:22:39,146
You got there in the end.
526
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:41,770
Well done.
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