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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:06,005 ♪ 2 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:34,066 ♪ 3 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:50,883 [radio plays] 4 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:37,162 They had tequila again, finally. 5 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,871 - Hello. - Hello. 6 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:51,376 - Stella. - What? 7 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:54,279 There's something I've been meaning to ask you for ages. 8 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,214 What? 9 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:57,783 What does it mean to swiffer? 10 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,251 To what? 11 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:03,789 It's all over the television, and I cannot make out 12 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,890 what it is. 13 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:07,359 It's like a push thingy. 14 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,894 What? 15 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:11,697 Yeah, like, a...mop. 16 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:12,998 A mop? 17 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,867 Yeah, flat mop. 18 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,271 It's a fucking mop? 19 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,907 These girls make it sound like something that would 20 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,242 give you multiple orgasms. 21 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:26,745 Well, Dotty, any mop can give you an orgasm. 22 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,419 ♪ 23 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:04,716 The sun is about one inch above the horizon, 24 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:09,922 changing color from yellow to red. 25 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:11,990 Like a blood orange. 26 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:18,897 Some dangerous clouds look like they could burst out any minute. 27 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,433 Tide is high, running out. 28 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:24,436 Ferguson's already got his traps, 29 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,471 and he's almost around the point. 30 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:30,309 What shapes are the clouds? 31 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:38,450 There's a donkey, carrying two nuns and a beagle. 32 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:42,120 [laughs] Racing across the sky. 33 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,989 [continues laughing] 34 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:53,098 What are you watching? 35 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,967 It's a love scene. 36 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,736 [moans from the television] 37 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,408 Pretty long love scene. 38 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,945 It's a porno. 39 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,947 Where did you get porno?! 40 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,349 The gas station. 41 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:13,885 It's not really a porno. 42 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,921 Well, it sounds like porno. 43 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,457 It says, on the box, they're amateurs. 44 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,493 All women? 45 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:27,499 Imagine, you can buy lesbian porn at the gas station. 46 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:31,136 There's a whole wall of it. 47 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,138 They make that for men. 48 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,040 The hell they do. 49 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,542 [buzzing sound] 50 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:42,047 Oh, Stella, would you open your side of the flap, please. 51 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:42,981 It wasn't me. 52 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,182 It was you! 53 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:46,118 I felt your ass vibrate! 54 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,120 That wasn't my ass. 55 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,322 Ah, what is it... 56 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,024 Ah, no, Stella! 57 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:53,492 No, no, no, no! 58 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:56,828 [vibrating sound] Zzzt, brrr... 59 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,864 Ah, Stella! 60 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,165 Stop it! 61 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:02,467 [laughing] 62 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:07,906 Get off me! Stop it! 63 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,975 Oh, oh... 64 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,546 Oh, wait a minute. 65 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:17,549 Did you land on the cat? 66 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:18,550 Hairball! 67 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,851 Oh, shut up. 68 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,486 Oh, there. 69 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,889 You're a wimp. 70 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,390 And you're a walrus. 71 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:29,428 Ah, no, no, no, it hurts too much. 72 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,430 It hurts my ass. 73 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,131 My arm, everywhere. 74 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:36,101 I think I'm broken... 75 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:41,173 I just feel lucky Nonna didn't lie on the floor 76 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,041 until she starved to death... 77 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,110 Or the cat ate her. 78 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:48,580 How can you talk that way about your grandmother? 79 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:51,383 Oh, Stella, I'm just playing the devil's advocate. 80 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:54,152 Well, the devil's got a pretty good hold on me already, 81 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,420 so just relax. 82 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:58,457 Well, being Nonna's only living family, 83 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,592 I always knew this day would come. 84 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,961 You knew she would sprain her ass? 85 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:07,299 I have reserved a space for Nonna 86 00:06:07,301 --> 00:06:11,903 in a long-term care facility in Bangor. 87 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:17,642 Oh, no, no, no. 88 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,311 You can stay in the house... 89 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:23,081 for as long as it takes for you to make other arrangements. 90 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,983 You've been Nonna's best friend for, 91 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,285 well for as long as I can remember. 92 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:29,087 Get the fuck out of my house. 93 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,622 Stella. 94 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,090 Get out! 95 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,092 Or get your ass kicked out! 96 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:37,629 Now, you do not talk to me that way! 97 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:38,730 Whoa! 98 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:44,102 You could have burned me! 99 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,072 If I wanted to burn you, I'd put your head in the oven, 100 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,440 and light it! 101 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,275 Wha... Oh! 102 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:51,910 Out! 103 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,646 Out, out, out, out! 104 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,448 Out of here! 105 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,683 Out! Bitch! 106 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,318 Bitch! 107 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,121 Get off my property! 108 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:06,091 This is my grandmother's house, Stella! 109 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,560 Since before she met you! 110 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:11,129 My mother was born in this house! 111 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:20,205 [engine revs] [horn beeping] 112 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,150 No! 113 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,318 [brakes squeal] 114 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,493 [crying] 115 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,267 Bad news, Stella. 116 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,703 Bad news from the doctor. 117 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:55,140 He says it's going to be six weeks before you can 118 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,209 slap my ass again. 119 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,377 Then get yourself ready. 120 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,979 [laughs] 121 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,315 Oh, did Molly call to see you at the house? 122 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,183 She was really sorry she missed you here. 123 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,184 Yeah. 124 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,652 Did you have a good visit? 125 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:13,458 I'm looking for any trace of irony in your face. 126 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:18,330 Did they, uh... give you any pain killers? 127 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,198 Yes, and I'm gonna hide them on you, Stella. 128 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,467 They'll be no more Vodka Vicodins for you. 129 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,736 Ativan Amaretto, actually. 130 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:28,406 Well, if Earl never saw a naked woman wash a truck, 131 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,509 he was way overdue. 132 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:34,145 Now, get in the car before I smack both your asses. 133 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,380 Hello, Earl. 134 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,481 Hello, Dotty. 135 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:38,416 Step down, step down. 136 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,686 Oh, you're a Godsend. God bless you. 137 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,588 Want me to fix you some lunch? 138 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,123 - Yes. - I'll do it. 139 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,025 She's going on a diet. 140 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:51,363 OK, I'll be off. 141 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,131 Later, Inez. 142 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:18,623 These papers say that we release Stella 143 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:22,193 from any responsibility because of your fall. 144 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:26,097 When an older person has an accident like this, 145 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,799 social services looks into it. 146 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:31,202 This just releases Stella of any responsibility. 147 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:34,406 Seems a bit like overkill to me, but, fine... 148 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,574 Where do I sign? 149 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,175 Right there. 150 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:40,412 I don't understand why you can't be 151 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,647 more patient with Molly. 152 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:46,418 I've been a dyke for 70 years, 153 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,453 living with the same woman for 30. 154 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,755 How long am I supposed to be patient? 155 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,524 Somebody's being stupid, 156 00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:55,360 you talk to them. you don't throw things at them. 157 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:58,496 There were no words for what I was feeling. 158 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,432 Besides, I promised Dotty.. 159 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,800 You promised Dotty what? 160 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,668 That I wouldn't tell Molly. 161 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,137 When was this? 162 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,239 19...86. 163 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,709 Oh, Stella, for God's sake, come on. 164 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:11,876 No, you come on. 165 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,411 All of you come on. 166 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,581 After three decades, I'm supposed to explain. 167 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,117 You got it - what is she, stupid? 168 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,518 No argument there. 169 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,726 You won't tell Stella about this? 170 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,127 I will not tell Stella. 171 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,563 She'd go into a tantrum for a week. 172 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,598 Everything is going to be OK, Nonna. 173 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,401 I am not gonna let anything bad happen to you. 174 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,236 Yes, I know love. 175 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,702 Cunt. 176 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,509 Bullshit! 177 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,177 You're not taking her anywhere. 178 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,279 We have a court order, Stella. 179 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:24,215 Nonna is coming with me, and she is going to live 180 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,685 where people with training can take care of her. 181 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,386 Who the fuck's got more training 182 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,821 taking care of Dotty than me?! 183 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:33,792 But I have got to get Nonna to Bangor before 5:00! 184 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,528 Oh, they only take care of her 'til 5:00, hmm? 185 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,863 Tommy, go get Nonna, while I continue 186 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,265 to talk to Stella. 187 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,200 No, no, stop! 188 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:42,967 Stella! 189 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,669 Stop, you prick! 190 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,904 Stop! 191 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,305 [grunting] 192 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,975 Stella! That is it! 193 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:53,378 You are assaulting a police officer! 194 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:58,983 He's a trespasser trying to kidnap an invalid! 195 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,652 OK, Uncle! 196 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,255 I don't understand what the problem is. 197 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,690 They obviously don't want to be separated. 198 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,426 Why did I marry you if you won't enforce my court order?! 199 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,830 The facility is for special needs people. 200 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:15,300 Nonna is blind, Stella is, just obstinate, 201 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,801 and that doesn't count. 202 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,236 They won't take her. 203 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,304 Then we find something else. 204 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,438 We? 205 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,708 And when we say we, we mean me! 206 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,678 100% of the expense and the work, right? 207 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,812 Huh? 208 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,882 They're in love, Moll. 209 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:34,285 I love my grandmother too, and I am trying-- 210 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,587 They're in love! 211 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,588 They love each other. 212 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,556 They're... 213 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,924 They're? 214 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,329 You know, clam smashers! 215 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,564 They have clams in Bangor. 216 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:48,867 They're lesbians, Moll. 217 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:49,968 Hello! 218 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:55,039 Oh, Tommy, listen to yourself. 219 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,375 Nonna is my grandmother. 220 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,010 She... 221 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,647 gave birth to my mother, by heterosexual means. 222 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,517 Nonna's not a lesbian, Einstein! 223 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,355 But that would color Stella's opposition. 224 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,624 You might be right about Stella. 225 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:13,758 I won't do it. 226 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,363 [sighs] 227 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,034 [crying] 228 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,570 - Hon, I'm not-- - Don't! 229 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,038 [crying] 230 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,316 Hello. 231 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,652 Ma'am, you have to go with your granddaughter. 232 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,387 - Bullshit! - Where are we going? 233 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,922 - Nowhere! - Calm yourself, Stella. 234 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,857 You get your hands off me, you little twerp! 235 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:46,991 Stella, stop. 236 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:47,959 You should say goodbye. 237 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,828 I'm not saying goodbye! 238 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,529 [grunting] 239 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,897 Get your... 240 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,370 Stella, I've known you my whole life! 241 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,738 Please don't make me hurt you! 242 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,374 She's taking you to an old folks home! 243 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,809 To cremate you! 244 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,011 You're going to cremate me? 245 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,746 Not right away. 246 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:14,052 I'll grab you by your stinking twat, and tear it open! 247 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,420 Out through your chin! 248 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,656 You were my little league coach, you're freaking me out! 249 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,658 Nonna, this is what the judge decided. 250 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,693 What judge? 251 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:22,994 Fuck the judge! 252 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,529 Just drive away! 253 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,532 Go! 254 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,373 [engine starts] 255 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,012 Dot... 256 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,724 [horn beeping] 257 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,692 Bitch! Bitch! 258 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:03,902 You stupid, cock-sucking pig. 259 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,004 You little dick! 260 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,139 You piss-face monkey! 261 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,541 You were a shitty little shortstop, 262 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,010 but I stood by you! 263 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,678 I'm gonna kick your ass. 264 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,179 Do not threaten a police officer! 265 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:18,583 Fuck you! 266 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,151 Fuck you too, Grandma. 267 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,787 I'm not your grandma, Tommy Barkaski. 268 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:27,425 But I did get to second base with her - in the 7th grade. 269 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:39,103 ♪ 270 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:50,181 ♪ I have time on my hands 271 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:55,553 ♪ Time to make some plans 272 00:15:55,555 --> 00:16:00,091 ♪ Time to take a different 273 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:05,930 ♪ Point of view 274 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:12,136 ♪ I have time to be wrong 275 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,539 ♪ Time to stare 276 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,908 ♪ All night long... 277 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,880 [siren wails in distance] 278 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,124 [knocking on door] 279 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:09,794 Sorry, dear. 280 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,596 It's about time! 281 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,631 You know you're not supposed to be out there after 8:30. 282 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,067 It's like being nine years old 283 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,602 all over again. 284 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,170 Hey, I don't make the rules. 285 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:23,041 That's what Joseph Goebbels said. 286 00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,250 [snoring] 287 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,920 [chattering] 288 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,993 You brought your slippers. 289 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,094 You scared me. 290 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,762 Did they get you too? 291 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,730 Hardly. 292 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,731 Did you bring mine? 293 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,133 - Your what? - My slippers! 294 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,868 Shhh. You have a roommate. 295 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,236 She's a druggy - Wilma. 296 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,238 They put her to sleep with a horse tranquilizer. 297 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,239 She'll never wake up. 298 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,740 Dotty, are you OK? 299 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,875 I'm fine. 300 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:06,377 I was just waiting for you to show up. 301 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,746 I was really pissed off when the visiting hours were over. 302 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,214 I'm here undercover. 303 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,416 So is Wilma, she says she's in the Secret Service, 304 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,418 except I told her that's the worst possible way 305 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:18,022 They, they've put you in with a crazy person?! 306 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:23,194 Yes. To ease my transition from three decades with you. 307 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,896 [elevator bell rings] 308 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,870 What the hell, Wilma? 309 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,983 - All good. - OK. 310 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,320 We've gotta run! 311 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,421 Run? I can't run. 312 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,889 We'll go to the left. 313 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,157 Come on, come on! 314 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,959 Blind people don't run. 315 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,360 There you go! 316 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,462 Stop, I'm opening the door. 317 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,264 OK. 318 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,899 The jackets are on the seat. 319 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,001 That's it. 320 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,103 Go on, go on, go on. 321 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,246 Go ahead, go ahead now. 322 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,981 Oh, dear. 323 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,018 I busted you out! 324 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,889 We're done, Stella! 325 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,958 [both laughing] 326 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,230 I'm hungry. 327 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,031 There's a picnic basket. 328 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,901 Let's go to the diner. 329 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,237 Don't we have to get farther out of town? 330 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,038 I'm hungry now. 331 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,152 Try some rhubarb? 332 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,054 You're eating pie for breakfast? 333 00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,891 Why does everybody in the world think they know 334 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,360 what's best for me? 335 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,395 We need a lawyer. 336 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,231 Maddy's boy, Manny. 337 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,167 He's a real estate lawyer. 338 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,169 Could I have one of your... 339 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,971 You know, I saw this TV show. 340 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,842 Rosie O'Donnell took a bunch of dykes on a cruise 341 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,810 to Nova Scotia. 342 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:23,914 Then this flock of lesbians got married there. 343 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,383 Flock? 344 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,352 Well, that's what they call us when we're in a group. 345 00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:31,155 You know, a gaggle of gays, a flock of lesbians, 346 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,157 like in nature. 347 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:36,394 Stella, are you... 348 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,296 proposing to me? 349 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,866 Maybe. 350 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,369 Are you down on one knee? 351 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,839 Yeah. 352 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,042 I don't believe in marriage. 353 00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,576 I was married, remember? 354 00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:55,246 And that was like having a brain clot. 355 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:57,515 I loved you for 31 years. 356 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,550 I loved you when you got fat, 357 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,486 and I loved you when you went blind... 358 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,922 I'm gonna love you forever. 359 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,991 Maybe I don't want to be... 360 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,993 tied down forever. 361 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,831 Although, you know, maybe we could work out some sort 362 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,200 of trial commitment. 363 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:19,537 How about a hundred years? 364 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,572 I was thinking of six months. 365 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,940 75 years. 366 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:23,941 5 years. 367 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,377 Do I get credit for time served? 368 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:27,611 - No. - No. 369 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,450 31 years. 370 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:36,120 Well, I have lived with you for 31 years, so I suppose 371 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,489 I could put up with you for another 31. 372 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,359 31-year, trial commitment. 373 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,960 That's a deal. 374 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,428 That's a deal. 375 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,998 And then we can see other people. 376 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,538 Where should we do it? 377 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,906 Do what? 378 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,541 Get married. Where should we get married? 379 00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,244 Oh... Paris. 380 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,613 We got to go someplace where it's legal. 381 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:06,951 We'll drive to Canada, and we'll get legally married. 382 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,953 Then no one can separate us. 383 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:10,521 Great. 384 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,556 Now... 385 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,525 Oh, come on! 386 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,093 One! 387 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,995 My bag. 388 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,301 Which way should we go? 389 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,437 Anywhere that says north. 390 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:31,342 [engine starts, radio plays] 391 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:37,114 ♪ How the times have changed 392 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:41,252 ♪ My, how our lives... 393 00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:55,266 [phone ringing] 394 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,542 The police were here. 395 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:07,244 I didn't tell them anything. 396 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,280 We've decided to go-- 397 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,182 Tommy over here all the time. 398 00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:13,384 If I know anything I'll fold like a wet blanket. 399 00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:14,418 Yeah, we're gonna-- 400 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,287 Drive carefully. 401 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,422 Tommy's got an all points bulletin 402 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:20,291 on both of you. 403 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,992 All right. 404 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:24,094 Sure, thanks. 405 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,663 Bye. 406 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,717 All points bulletin? 407 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,219 How many points are there? 408 00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:50,654 They're looking for us, the police. 409 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,357 Well, let's just stop and get a lawyer. 410 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,592 After we're married. 411 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,093 Oh, Stella. 412 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:57,695 You're so stubborn. 413 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,730 We should pick up this kid. 414 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,098 Why? 415 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,434 Adding to our group will confuse anyone 416 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:05,302 looking for two old broads. 417 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:06,704 Does he look safe? 418 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:09,106 Not really. 419 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:23,220 Pull up your pants, kid. 420 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,489 You're humping the wrong fire hydrant. 421 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:29,660 Hey... 422 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:32,029 I'm Prentice. 423 00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:38,235 Hey. 424 00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:55,152 Now don't eat everything. 425 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,353 We'll stop for lunch. 426 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:59,290 I don't know if they have food in Canada. 427 00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:05,162 Who's this? 428 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,166 Who's this? 429 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,702 Who is this? 430 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,637 What? 431 00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:15,439 k. d. lang. 432 00:26:15,441 --> 00:26:20,344 This is k. d. lang. Jesus Anne Heche Christ! 433 00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:22,379 He's very young, Stella. 434 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:23,814 That's no excuse. 435 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:25,683 She's obsessed. 436 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:26,850 I am not obsessed. 437 00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,452 Yes, you are. 438 00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:29,820 You want her. 439 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:32,556 Maybe you should marry k. d. lang. 440 00:26:32,558 --> 00:26:34,658 Well, don't think I wouldn't. 441 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:38,696 Pretty sweet. 442 00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:42,099 Sweet, my ass. 443 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,567 Savory... 444 00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:46,136 Delicious. 445 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:50,207 If I were on death row, I'd request my final meal be 446 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:53,644 right between k.d. lang's legs. 447 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:57,681 Wow... 448 00:26:57,683 --> 00:27:00,517 So, where are you going, Prentice? 449 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:03,220 Home, for my mother's funeral. 450 00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:05,589 Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that. 451 00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:07,191 How did she die? 452 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,426 Oh, she ain't dead yet. 453 00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,262 I'm going home before she dies, and then I'm hoping 454 00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,864 to stay for her funeral. 455 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:17,334 And what is it that's-- that's killing her? 456 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,203 Bacteria. 457 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:20,638 Bacteria? 458 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,773 Yeah, it's in her lungs. 459 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,341 Bacteria. 460 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,275 That's terrible. 461 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:26,477 I'm really sorry. 462 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:29,480 How long do you think she's got? 463 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,215 Not long. 464 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,851 I wouldn't want to die from bacteria. 465 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:37,755 How old is your mother, Prentice? 466 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:40,224 I really don't know. 467 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:42,359 She's been lying about it for so long. 468 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:45,295 Mountain lions, rattlesnakes, maybe... 469 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:46,864 Not bacteria. 470 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:48,932 Shut up, Stella. 471 00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,377 So where does your mother live, Prentice? 472 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,780 Lower Economy, it's on your way. 473 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,548 Lower Economy? 474 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:07,584 I grew up in Upper Economy, but my mom married 475 00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:09,520 the roadkill collector down in Lower Economy, 476 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:11,855 so she got resituated. 477 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,791 Are you fucking with me? 478 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:17,461 Wave to the waitress or something, Stella, will you? 479 00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:19,663 Somebody's gotta collect the roadkill. 480 00:28:19,665 --> 00:28:20,931 It ain't gonna move itself. 481 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:23,233 Would you folks care to see the dessert menu? 482 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,702 - Yes. - No. 483 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:27,271 Just, could I have one of those, please? 484 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,505 Here you go. 485 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:29,940 Could you read that to me? 486 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,276 Prentice, you want dessert? 487 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:33,544 - I do. - Banana split? 488 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:36,580 Oh, yes, please, with cream. 489 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:37,948 You have tequila? 490 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:41,285 We don't have a license, sir. 491 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:42,519 Beer? 492 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:43,687 No liquor at all. 493 00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:44,955 No liquor? 494 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:48,592 Not an Irish coffee, not a rum raisin thing? 495 00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:50,594 We have a rum raisin cookie. 496 00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:51,862 Have a cookie, Stella. 497 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,298 Oh, fantastic. 498 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,432 Stella? 499 00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:56,900 [laughs] 500 00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:00,871 I thought... 501 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,276 You seemed familiar. 502 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:09,680 You know, if that skirt was any shorter, 503 00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:11,715 you'd need another hair net. 504 00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,350 [laughs] 505 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:24,495 Can you drive this truck? 506 00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:25,763 Yeah, awesome. 507 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:27,631 What's wrong with you now? 508 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:31,335 The waitress - she recognized me. 509 00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:33,337 The waitress did not recognize you. 510 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:34,605 She said, I looked familiar. 511 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,473 Apparently, like her uncle. 512 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,275 They're looking for us! 513 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:39,710 Who's looking for us? 514 00:29:39,712 --> 00:29:43,413 The police and the waitresses, or just the police? 515 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:44,848 Dammit! 516 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,484 They put out an all points bulletin. 517 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:50,521 Stella, have you ever received an all points bulletin? 518 00:29:50,523 --> 00:29:51,955 Ha, ha! 519 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:55,025 I doubt that your friend, the hash-slinging waitress, 520 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:56,660 has ever seen one either. 521 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:57,895 You don't know that. 522 00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:01,031 Was I paranoid when the cops came to the house, 523 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:03,300 held me down and took you away? 524 00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:05,969 He held you down? 525 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,738 Do you think there's any chance in hell 526 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:10,607 I would have let them drive off with you otherwise? 527 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,776 Whoa, are you two running from the law? 528 00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:13,911 - Yes. - No. 529 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:15,345 Awesome! 530 00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:20,517 ♪ Ain't life sweet 531 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:23,654 ♪ When we know what we're doing ♪ 532 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:26,757 ♪ And ain't life sweet 533 00:30:26,759 --> 00:30:30,394 ♪ When we're not afraid to care... ♪ 534 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,432 I don't want to go without you, Stella. 535 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:38,902 We have to split up, just 'til we cross the border. 536 00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:40,704 Then, we'll meet up! 537 00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:42,072 Why can't we just go back? 538 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:44,575 We will go back, but not 'til after! 539 00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:45,943 Ah, Stella, please. 540 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,110 After! 541 00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:49,046 OK, all right, OK. 542 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:53,884 Prentice? 543 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:58,822 Castration awaits you if you steal my truck 544 00:30:58,824 --> 00:31:00,924 or abandon Dotty. 545 00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:02,893 I won't let you down. 546 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:07,097 Here. 547 00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,402 You still look like a hooker. 548 00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:16,840 Stella, good luck! 549 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:20,510 I'm gonna loop back around and take the old road. 550 00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:57,114 [horn beeps] 551 00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:58,615 Buddy, get off the road! 552 00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:01,551 Assholes! 553 00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:49,766 Passports. 554 00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:52,502 Here you go. 555 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,804 Where you going? 556 00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:55,872 Taking Granny to a wedding. 557 00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,741 Who's getting married? 558 00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,843 Her, uh... 559 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:01,745 I am. 560 00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:07,884 Go on through. 561 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,186 Thanks. 562 00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:17,861 If you wave your hand like that in front of my face again, 563 00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:19,563 I will bite it off. 564 00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:26,003 Stella, what takes you to Canada? 565 00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:28,105 I'm gonna meet up with Dotty. 566 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:30,907 Get away from her cunt-face granddaughter. 567 00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:36,713 I, uh, wish you wouldn't use the 'c' word. 568 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,215 What are you, crazy? 569 00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:40,984 Cunt is for punctuation I love cunt. 570 00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:43,720 Cunt is a temple... 571 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:47,124 Cunt is fast foods. 572 00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:49,159 Cunt... 573 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:50,994 Pussy... 574 00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:55,932 Mmm, just saying the words makes me drool. 575 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,669 Vagina - what the hell is that? 576 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:01,605 Sounds like a disease, huh? 577 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,740 To me it sounds virginal. 578 00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:06,877 That's how we say it down home - vir-gi-na. 579 00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,578 No, no, no. 580 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:11,181 I don't like virgins, no. 581 00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:15,218 I like them good and stretched, so I can crawl right back up 582 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,721 in there and do yoga. 583 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,289 Well, it's different for men. 584 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:23,193 We like things snug, tight. 585 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:26,630 You should get bigger penises. 586 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:27,898 Tight... 587 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:31,601 That's why God gave us a poop shoot, Arnold. 588 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:34,071 Go get a DVD, for fuck's sake. 589 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:35,272 Amateurs are doing it. 590 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,074 All right. 591 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,343 Why are we stopping? 592 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,313 You have to take a leak? 593 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:45,015 I'd like you to get out, please. 594 00:34:45,017 --> 00:34:46,049 I'm OK. 595 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:47,317 I don't want you in my car. 596 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:49,219 What the fuck's wrong with you? 597 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,654 Dirtiest mouth in Christendom. 598 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:57,727 Take that stick out of your ass and suck on it, 599 00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:00,130 you tight son of a bitch! 600 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,867 Asshole! 601 00:35:20,017 --> 00:35:22,352 Where were you hitching from? 602 00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:24,354 New York. 603 00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:25,822 I used to dance there. 604 00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,991 Ah, you were a stripper. 605 00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:29,960 Modern. 606 00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:34,898 Although, sometimes, they ain't that different. 607 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,003 I, uh... 608 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:41,805 I peed on stage once. 609 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:42,873 What? 610 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:44,107 Yeah. 611 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:45,142 Into a bucket. 612 00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:46,710 Oh, no! 613 00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:50,280 My 'choreographer' convinced me 614 00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:52,115 I was pushing the art form. 615 00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:53,383 Oh, well, you were. 616 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:54,851 Yeah. 617 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:58,688 Then one night I literally forgot - 618 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,258 and just peed before the show. 619 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:05,028 And, you know, you sweat, under those lights... 620 00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:09,065 Anyway, when it came time to pee on stage, 621 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,267 nothing came out. 622 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:11,902 And it was... 623 00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:13,737 it was just so humiliating. 624 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:17,374 It was humiliating not to pee on the stage? 625 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:18,675 Well, exactly. 626 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,111 Your moral compass was spinning. 627 00:36:21,113 --> 00:36:23,880 That's what my husband used to say to me. 628 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,316 Well, I pulled at it, you know, to try to get-- 629 00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:27,417 Pulled at what? 630 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:29,119 At... it... 631 00:36:29,121 --> 00:36:30,287 Oh, sorry. 632 00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:34,824 To try to get some pee, you know, and I, uh... 633 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:37,827 I just ended up with a boner instead. 634 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:40,263 Was the audience scandalized? 635 00:36:40,265 --> 00:36:42,165 Nope. 636 00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:47,204 It was the biggest standing ovation I ever got. 637 00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:52,275 Yeah. Apparently I was pushing the art form. 638 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:56,146 What did the Village Voice write? 639 00:36:56,148 --> 00:36:59,382 I... elevated... 640 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,351 the art form... 641 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:03,787 By about 7 and a half inches. 642 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:08,158 [laughs] Well, don't worry. 643 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,829 That's half an inch more than Baryshnikov. 644 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:16,333 [laughs] Well, thank you. 645 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:17,734 You're welcome. 646 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:22,973 I think you should just go and get her. 647 00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:24,908 She's not going to get a ride. 648 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:28,011 And even if she does, they won't make the 20 miles 649 00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:30,947 without kicking her out with that mouth of hers. 650 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,850 So I'll just sit here and wait for you, no? 651 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,885 Well, yeah, but, if they're looking for you-- 652 00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,821 Nobody's looking for her. 653 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,889 She thinks everybody's looking for her. 654 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:43,360 She thinks the IRS, the CIA, the Moral Majority, 655 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:47,364 Stella said she'd cut off my balls if I left you. 656 00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:50,200 [laughs] Well, I can tell you that if 657 00:37:50,202 --> 00:37:52,836 Stella ever saw your balls, she'd faint. 658 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,409 Well, she wouldn't be the first. 659 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,378 [laughs] Is that a step 660 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,279 or what is it? 661 00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:03,480 Oh, that's a curb. 662 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,984 There's a chair in front of you. 663 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,219 - There? - In front. 664 00:38:09,221 --> 00:38:11,121 Fine. Bye. 665 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,422 Good luck. 666 00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:22,032 Oh! 667 00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:39,349 Chica boom, chica boom, chica boom boom... 668 00:38:47,858 --> 00:38:48,958 [distance horn beep] 669 00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:53,496 [beeping horn] 670 00:38:59,036 --> 00:39:00,337 Come on. 671 00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:03,773 Where the hell is Dotty? 672 00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:08,244 Canada. 673 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:10,580 All right, let's go. 674 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:11,915 She's fine. 675 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:14,084 If she's not, I'm leaving your head 676 00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:15,885 on the side of the road. 677 00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:19,556 And who are you? 678 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:21,458 His woman. 679 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:23,593 She's not my woman. 680 00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:24,627 We're not a... 681 00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:26,563 I'm a cougar. 682 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,931 Are you married? 683 00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:29,366 His wife doesn't know. 684 00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:31,468 Can you step out of the car, please? 685 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:33,870 I'm not cheating on my wife with this woman. 686 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,338 I couldn't care less, sir. 687 00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:38,074 I just want to make sure there's no misunderstanding. 688 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,642 Just open up the bag, sir. 689 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,097 Whose drugs are these? 690 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,665 Not mine. 691 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,901 Mine. 692 00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:08,238 Your name is Dorothy? 693 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,608 On weekends. 694 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,543 Oh, Lord. 695 00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:18,248 Why are you carrying drugs across the border? 696 00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:22,118 I'm a hitchhiker. 697 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,387 I don't know anything about his drugs. 698 00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:27,390 I thought you said you were his mistress. 699 00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:29,526 I lied. 700 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:31,327 Why'd you lie? 701 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:36,132 Hitchhiking is illegal. 702 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:53,476 How'd it go? 703 00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:55,078 - Great. - Horrible! 704 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,646 Did you get stopped? 705 00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:59,215 She told them she was my girlfriend. 706 00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:02,452 Oh, Stella, why do you cause everyone such grief?! 707 00:42:02,454 --> 00:42:03,453 What grief? 708 00:42:03,455 --> 00:42:04,787 We're here, aren't we? 709 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:07,457 I was throwing them off our scent. 710 00:42:07,459 --> 00:42:10,426 I learned that back in the 1950s. 711 00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:14,564 If you got caught on a date with another woman, 712 00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:18,101 you had to make up a story that was even more scandalous. 713 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:20,103 Like, uh... 714 00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:22,772 My husband got Doris here pregnant, 715 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:25,508 and I'm getting her the abortion money. 716 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:27,510 That kind of thing. 717 00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:30,613 The only thing that keeps them from sniffing around for dirt 718 00:42:30,615 --> 00:42:31,814 is finding it. 719 00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:34,117 So, you give them dirt. 720 00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:37,287 It keeps the moral squad off your back. 721 00:42:37,289 --> 00:42:39,722 Oh, you see, Prentice, I forgot the moral squad. 722 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,524 Yeah, well, it would have been fine, 723 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:44,294 but you see, we still had your drugs in the truck. 724 00:42:44,296 --> 00:42:46,195 - What?! - Oh, yeah. 725 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:47,430 And she sold me out. 726 00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:49,332 She told them they were my drugs. 727 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,134 No! Stella! 728 00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:52,669 We got through! 729 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:53,636 Yeah. 730 00:42:53,638 --> 00:42:55,405 After I got strip-searched. 731 00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:56,506 And cavity searched. 732 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:59,275 'Cause she tells them I'm carrying 733 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:00,677 someone else's drugs. 734 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,445 Oh, please, that guy just wanted to stick 735 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,147 his finger up your ass. 736 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,382 They didn't even run my plates. 737 00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:08,151 Well, are you OK, Prentice? 738 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:11,254 Like that's the first time a finger's been up there, huh? 739 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:13,489 I mean, are you all right for driving? 740 00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:17,560 He's not driving with his asshole, Dotty! 741 00:43:17,562 --> 00:43:19,429 I'm fine. 742 00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:25,568 I just want to put the whole thing behind me, please. 743 00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:27,637 [laughs] 744 00:43:30,174 --> 00:43:32,208 The whole thing behind him. 745 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,576 I know. Stop. 746 00:43:33,578 --> 00:43:35,178 Stop, stop. 747 00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:37,480 Oh, God, that's good. 748 00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:39,415 [giggling] 749 00:43:43,821 --> 00:43:46,322 [thunder rumbling] 750 00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:06,676 I can't see a damn thing in this fog. 751 00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:08,511 Welcome to my world. 752 00:44:10,881 --> 00:44:12,682 I'm not right about this. 753 00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:14,217 I don't feel good about this. 754 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:15,585 It's not right. 755 00:44:15,587 --> 00:44:18,821 I don't know. The air, something! 756 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,891 Do you have cold feet? 757 00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:24,761 I've had cold feet for 15 years, bad circulation. 758 00:44:24,763 --> 00:44:26,262 You know that. 759 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:29,632 It was my ass you used to warm them up. 760 00:44:29,634 --> 00:44:30,900 Oh! 761 00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:33,202 Whoa! Pull over. 762 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:34,537 It's really raining now. 763 00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:35,638 Pull over. 764 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,273 Where? I can't. 765 00:44:37,275 --> 00:44:38,341 Pull over! 766 00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:39,308 Lovely rain. 767 00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:40,643 There we go... 768 00:44:40,645 --> 00:44:42,879 OK. 769 00:44:46,383 --> 00:44:48,885 Oh, it's lovely. Let's go for a walk. 770 00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:50,453 Stay in the truck. 771 00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:56,259 Come back! 772 00:44:56,261 --> 00:44:57,527 Rain! 773 00:44:57,529 --> 00:44:59,295 Stop! 774 00:45:12,609 --> 00:45:14,644 Oh, hold on, hold on. 775 00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:16,412 Oh, yes. 776 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,448 See, it was just the rain. 777 00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:20,750 Oh, Stella... 778 00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:27,690 Lovely rain, Stella. 779 00:45:27,692 --> 00:45:31,527 Oh, feel that, feel that. 780 00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:32,829 Isn't that beautiful? 781 00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:34,464 Oh, yes... 782 00:45:42,973 --> 00:45:44,974 Oh, Stella... 783 00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:47,643 My darling, my darling. 784 00:45:47,645 --> 00:45:48,911 I love you. 785 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:52,782 Oh, Dotty, I love you. 786 00:45:52,784 --> 00:45:55,818 Oh, feel that on your face. 787 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:58,855 See... It was just... 788 00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:00,590 The rain! 789 00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:01,624 Yes! 790 00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,493 Just the rain! 791 00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:08,765 Oh, my God! 792 00:46:08,767 --> 00:46:10,466 What? 793 00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:11,768 What's wrong with you? 794 00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:13,970 - Oh, you won't-- - What's wrong? 795 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:15,905 Oh... Yuck! 796 00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:19,008 Prentice, naked, washing his clothes. 797 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:21,477 I haven't done laundry in weeks. 798 00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:23,479 Oh, I wish I could see... 799 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:24,647 All right, Prentice! 800 00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:25,882 Do it! Woo hoo! 801 00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:27,550 Yeah, well, whatever... 802 00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:29,051 Kiss my ass! 803 00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:30,887 Just kiss it! Here you go. 804 00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:32,321 Yeah, kiss mine too. 805 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:35,758 [laughs] Look at his balls! 806 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,660 [both laughing] 807 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,065 ♪ 808 00:47:18,602 --> 00:47:21,604 [heavy, rhythmic breathing] 809 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,983 Jesus H. Christ! 810 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:09,485 You little sissy! 811 00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:12,722 You're a beautiful dancer, Prentice. 812 00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:13,723 Hah! 813 00:48:13,725 --> 00:48:14,824 You can see? 814 00:48:14,826 --> 00:48:16,592 Well, I can see light... 815 00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:18,127 shapes. 816 00:48:18,129 --> 00:48:20,496 You make beautiful shapes. 817 00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:22,932 Thank you, Dotty. 818 00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,400 Where are we? 819 00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:27,169 Upper Economy. 820 00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:28,771 Oh. 821 00:48:28,773 --> 00:48:30,907 Well, we're here. 822 00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:32,141 I can't believe it. 823 00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:33,509 Where are we? 824 00:48:33,511 --> 00:48:36,512 We're in the Upper Economy. 825 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:40,116 Hey, where's the Lower Economy? 826 00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:42,551 Just down that hill. 827 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:44,153 Oh, down this road? 828 00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:49,158 Well, there's only one road. 829 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,727 When you're in the Upper Economy, 830 00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:53,796 you've got nowhere to go but down. 831 00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:58,434 Jesus, it's beautiful here, Dotty. 832 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:02,104 Don't let my mother hear you take the Lord's name in vain. 833 00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:03,372 I didn't. 834 00:49:03,374 --> 00:49:07,076 I changed the spelling so it rhymes like a cheese snack, 835 00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:09,679 and that makes it not a sin. 836 00:49:09,681 --> 00:49:11,514 And, uh... 837 00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:13,849 don't tell her you're lesbians. 838 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,551 What should we be? 839 00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:18,020 I don't know, nuns. 840 00:49:18,022 --> 00:49:21,057 Ha, ha, ha, nuns. 841 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,192 We could be your dancing teacher. 842 00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:25,728 From the Order of the Holy Shits. 843 00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:27,129 Well, he was dancing, Stella. 844 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:29,131 They don't have blind dance teachers, Dotty. 845 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,666 Oh, yes, they do! 846 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:39,041 We could be your backup singers... 847 00:49:39,043 --> 00:49:40,776 Oh, yeah, like Dawn. 848 00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:42,244 He doesn't remember Dawn. 849 00:49:42,246 --> 00:49:44,547 Well like dusk, anyway. 850 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,716 They should reunite after 50 years, 851 00:49:46,718 --> 00:49:49,151 Tony Orlando and Dusk. 852 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:52,888 And Telma Hopkins, she was one tall drink of kahlua. 853 00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,957 If I had one night with Telma Hopkins... 854 00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:56,225 Hey, you know, you could... 855 00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:58,160 just drop me off. 856 00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:05,568 ♪ So let's say Goodbye to Gypsy ♪ 857 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:08,671 ♪ Hello, Mary Jo 858 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:11,741 ♪ Say has anybody seen my 859 00:50:11,743 --> 00:50:14,210 ♪ Sweet Gypsy Rose 860 00:50:39,669 --> 00:50:41,837 I need to use your bathroom, 861 00:50:41,839 --> 00:50:43,672 or shit on your front lawn. 862 00:50:43,674 --> 00:50:45,007 Your choice. 863 00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:47,576 OK, but it's really early for them. 864 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,278 So, you have to be quiet. 865 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,013 - OK. - We'll tiptoe. 866 00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:52,281 You stay in the truck. 867 00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:55,151 Why? You don't want your mother to meet me? 868 00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:56,652 I just... 869 00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:58,721 I don't know how to explain you. 870 00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:04,960 I've never known how to explain myself. 871 00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:10,900 I need to piss like a fucking race horse! 872 00:51:10,902 --> 00:51:12,034 Come on! 873 00:51:12,036 --> 00:51:13,903 Are we nearly there? Please... 874 00:51:13,905 --> 00:51:15,337 Yeah, there's grass. 875 00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:17,306 I'm bursting. 876 00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:18,607 Stair. 877 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:19,975 Step, step. 878 00:51:19,977 --> 00:51:21,043 Right. 879 00:51:21,045 --> 00:51:22,912 And another one. 880 00:51:22,914 --> 00:51:24,914 Step, step, step, all done. 881 00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:26,282 Thank you. 882 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:28,317 Here we go. 883 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:29,318 Step. 884 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,020 - Are we there? - Again. 885 00:51:31,022 --> 00:51:33,823 This way, this way. 886 00:51:33,825 --> 00:51:36,192 Turn. Turn right here. 887 00:51:36,194 --> 00:51:37,827 - Right? - Yeah. 888 00:51:37,829 --> 00:51:39,328 There's a little step here. 889 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:41,063 Go on straight ahead. 890 00:51:41,065 --> 00:51:42,665 Straight ahead. 891 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:47,103 We're here, and bathroom's on your left... 892 00:51:47,105 --> 00:51:48,838 Is this it? All right. 893 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,172 You need some help in there? 894 00:51:50,174 --> 00:51:53,008 All bathrooms are the same. Thanks. 895 00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:04,286 [radio plays] 896 00:52:08,692 --> 00:52:09,325 Hi, Mommy. 897 00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:10,392 [gasps] 898 00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:14,029 Hi... 899 00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:22,972 Oh, not so tight. 900 00:52:22,974 --> 00:52:24,740 [coughs] 901 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,381 What are you doing here? 902 00:52:32,383 --> 00:52:34,016 Uh... 903 00:52:34,018 --> 00:52:35,651 Oh, hug me again. 904 00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:08,684 [snoring] 905 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,890 Uh, where is he? 906 00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,225 Sleeping. 907 00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:21,096 [coughing] 908 00:53:22,332 --> 00:53:23,966 What can I do for you? 909 00:53:27,103 --> 00:53:30,306 There's, uh, Cheerios or Raisin Bran. 910 00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:32,041 Mix them. 911 00:53:32,043 --> 00:53:33,909 Mix them? 912 00:53:33,911 --> 00:53:35,277 Half and half. 913 00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:53,495 Mom... 914 00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,164 Yeah, honey. 915 00:54:00,203 --> 00:54:01,270 I'm fine. 916 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:03,205 You're not fine. 917 00:54:03,207 --> 00:54:05,207 I'm fine today. 918 00:54:18,355 --> 00:54:20,089 I love you. 919 00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:21,523 I know that. 920 00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:32,401 Love you too. 921 00:55:11,274 --> 00:55:12,808 Stella. 922 00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:32,594 Oh, thank God. 923 00:56:02,592 --> 00:56:04,126 Hello? 924 00:56:08,131 --> 00:56:09,365 Hello. 925 00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:15,471 [screams] 926 00:56:15,473 --> 00:56:16,572 What?! 927 00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:18,273 Excuse me. 928 00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:20,876 Hey! 929 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,578 Who the fuck are you?! 930 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:24,380 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 931 00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:25,981 Ow! 932 00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:30,152 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 933 00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:32,054 Get off me. 934 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,326 Fuck, Christ... 935 00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:40,996 Stella... 936 00:56:42,198 --> 00:56:43,298 Stella? 937 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:45,968 Stella... 938 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:48,103 Well, Jesus Christ. 939 00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:50,072 - Hey, Dotty? - Stella. 940 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,507 Yeah, here. 941 00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:52,674 Fuck! 942 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:56,378 Come on, you have to go around. 943 00:56:56,380 --> 00:56:57,913 Go around. 944 00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:00,048 OK, door open. 945 00:57:03,686 --> 00:57:05,554 Hey... 946 00:57:05,556 --> 00:57:08,390 What the fuck are you doing in my house?! 947 00:57:08,392 --> 00:57:09,391 Shut that door. 948 00:57:09,393 --> 00:57:11,326 What the fuck are you?! 949 00:57:11,328 --> 00:57:14,463 Get the fuck off my ass, you asshole! 950 00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:18,000 Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my house?! 951 00:57:18,002 --> 00:57:19,601 What the fuck?! 952 00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:21,136 Come back here! 953 00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:24,673 Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my house?! 954 00:57:24,675 --> 00:57:26,241 Hey... 955 00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:29,178 What did he do to you?! 956 00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:31,213 Nothing! I did it to him. 957 00:57:31,215 --> 00:57:34,249 I molested him. 958 00:57:34,251 --> 00:57:36,552 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 959 00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:39,121 What are you doing on my property? 960 00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:40,622 Oh, shit! 961 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:42,291 Get off! 962 00:57:42,293 --> 00:57:43,425 Come on! 963 00:57:43,427 --> 00:57:44,460 You wanna fight? 964 00:57:44,462 --> 00:57:46,228 Come on! 965 00:57:47,697 --> 00:57:49,164 Stop the car! 966 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:50,432 Dad! 967 00:57:50,434 --> 00:57:52,100 Guillaume! 968 00:57:54,604 --> 00:57:57,272 [beeping horn] 969 00:58:00,009 --> 00:58:01,610 Who are they? 970 00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:03,045 Uh... 971 00:58:03,047 --> 00:58:05,380 My dance...teachers. 972 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,984 [horn blaring, women yelling] 973 00:58:14,591 --> 00:58:17,059 You're giving these people my breakfast? 974 00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:19,161 It's just eggs and sausage, Guillaume. 975 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:21,196 She already had my fucking sausage! 976 00:58:21,198 --> 00:58:23,465 Well, now she needs a bigger one. 977 00:58:23,467 --> 00:58:25,033 [chuckling] 978 00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,418 Look, we can go to a diner. 979 00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:46,555 Please. You drove my boy all the way from Maine. 980 00:58:48,391 --> 00:58:49,558 You feeling better? 981 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,393 - Stella. - What? 982 00:58:51,395 --> 00:58:52,594 I'm fine. 983 00:58:52,596 --> 00:58:54,096 I am. 984 00:58:54,098 --> 00:58:56,632 Prentice didn't have to come all this way. 985 00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:57,633 You're not dying? 986 00:58:57,635 --> 00:58:59,234 Oh, Stella. 987 00:58:59,236 --> 00:59:01,303 You don't think we're all wondering? 988 00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:05,707 You just don't want to be the only elephant in the room. 989 00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,376 You ain't dying? 990 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:08,410 See... 991 00:59:08,412 --> 00:59:10,379 Not today, OK? 992 00:59:10,381 --> 00:59:11,647 You have bacteria? 993 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,682 Come on, Stella. Let's just go. 994 00:59:13,684 --> 00:59:14,716 OK, let's go. 995 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:16,218 Goodbye, Prentice. 996 00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:16,818 What? 997 00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:18,654 No, no. 998 00:59:18,656 --> 00:59:20,622 You're not leaving Prentice here. 999 00:59:20,624 --> 00:59:23,525 He just hitch-hiked a thousand miles to see you. 1000 00:59:23,527 --> 00:59:25,160 But he can't stay here. 1001 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:29,264 He knows that... 1002 00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:31,333 We can go somewhere else. 1003 00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:34,236 You have money? 1004 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:38,340 Then don't talk to me about going somewheres else. 1005 00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:39,808 Everything I have is here. 1006 00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,376 My doctor is here. 1007 00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:44,446 My...furniture is here. 1008 00:59:45,815 --> 00:59:47,749 But you hate him. 1009 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,785 No... 1010 00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:54,222 I don't...hate him. 1011 00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:59,294 You are such a good boy. 1012 01:00:01,731 --> 01:00:03,732 I am so proud of you. 1013 01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:09,237 So, ladies, you can see, I have that problem. 1014 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,246 Let's hit the road. 1015 01:00:33,429 --> 01:00:37,132 Who in the fuck SHAT in my bidet?! 1016 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:38,433 Uh-oh. 1017 01:00:38,435 --> 01:00:41,269 Drive Stella, drive quickly. 1018 01:00:41,271 --> 01:00:43,205 [engine starts] 1019 01:00:55,618 --> 01:00:57,786 ♪ 1020 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,763 Things change, Stella. 1021 01:01:07,765 --> 01:01:11,166 You can't hold on to the past. 1022 01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:14,202 You gotta live for the here and now. 1023 01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:20,509 Not if the here and now sucks shit. 1024 01:01:22,211 --> 01:01:24,813 Take it from an old broad. 1025 01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:27,916 There are plenty of days when, if all I had to live for 1026 01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:34,723 was the there and then, I woulda blown my own head off. 1027 01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:39,661 Some days you live for the future - 1028 01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:41,963 the one you imagine. 1029 01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:44,766 You know damn well it's never gonna happen. 1030 01:01:45,935 --> 01:01:49,404 Prentice... 1031 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:56,978 If you're ever lucky enough to have a perfect day... 1032 01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:59,781 don't let go of it. 1033 01:01:59,783 --> 01:02:02,918 Bank it. 1034 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,221 Paint a picture of it. 1035 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:15,297 You have a perfect day, you hold on to it 1036 01:02:15,299 --> 01:02:17,499 like it's your dick. 1037 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:23,572 With a firm grip, at least twice a day. 1038 01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:28,677 Exactly. 1039 01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:35,517 ♪ 1040 01:02:38,888 --> 01:02:42,758 ♪ Owning this land 1041 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:47,295 ♪ I am 1042 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:51,299 ♪ Got a mouth full of pearls on my tongue ♪ 1043 01:02:51,301 --> 01:02:55,003 ♪ And there's shells in my hand ♪ 1044 01:02:55,005 --> 01:03:02,010 ♪ And you... 1045 01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:07,482 ♪ Caress my fear... 1046 01:03:11,821 --> 01:03:14,823 It's like another planet, really. 1047 01:03:20,897 --> 01:03:22,898 Feel... Here. 1048 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:26,401 Oh, yeah... 1049 01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:28,069 What is that? 1050 01:03:28,071 --> 01:03:30,539 I don't know, really. 1051 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,910 Oh, tide's coming in. 1052 01:03:41,584 --> 01:03:43,919 Oh, fug, it's an island. 1053 01:03:43,921 --> 01:03:45,754 Where? 1054 01:03:45,756 --> 01:03:47,455 Here... 1055 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:51,927 It's a bottom of an island. 1056 01:03:51,929 --> 01:03:55,730 Stella, islands do not have bottoms. 1057 01:03:55,732 --> 01:03:57,899 You just touched it... 1058 01:03:57,901 --> 01:04:00,535 The bottom of an island. 1059 01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:02,571 The part that... 1060 01:04:02,573 --> 01:04:05,407 touches the bottom of the sea. 1061 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,942 Ah, you're drunk. 1062 01:04:06,944 --> 01:04:08,710 Hmmm... 1063 01:04:08,712 --> 01:04:11,847 Must be a tsunami. 1064 01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:13,014 What?! 1065 01:04:13,616 --> 01:04:14,983 We better go back. 1066 01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:17,118 We can't go back, We walked half a mile. 1067 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,086 Come on. 1068 01:04:18,088 --> 01:04:19,554 We, we, we have to run. 1069 01:04:19,556 --> 01:04:20,689 I can't run, Stella. 1070 01:04:20,691 --> 01:04:21,756 Come on. 1071 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:22,991 Don't ask me to run. 1072 01:04:22,993 --> 01:04:24,392 Run! 1073 01:04:27,730 --> 01:04:30,065 [yelling in distance] 1074 01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:44,779 We've got to get back! 1075 01:04:44,781 --> 01:04:45,680 Come on. 1076 01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:47,048 - Run. - I can't. 1077 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,383 Move it... 1078 01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:49,818 Come on, run. 1079 01:04:49,820 --> 01:04:50,919 Oh, my God. 1080 01:04:50,921 --> 01:04:52,988 Get up, you cow, get up! 1081 01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:54,823 There's no time for this! 1082 01:04:54,825 --> 01:04:56,491 Come on, now, get up! 1083 01:04:56,493 --> 01:04:58,693 You've got to move, come on! 1084 01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:02,564 Come on! 1085 01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:04,866 Come on, you can get up! 1086 01:05:04,868 --> 01:05:06,534 Come on! 1087 01:05:06,536 --> 01:05:07,669 I can't. 1088 01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:09,137 Here we go. 1089 01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:10,839 No, no, no, no... 1090 01:05:10,841 --> 01:05:12,107 Don't, Stella! 1091 01:05:12,109 --> 01:05:14,009 Where's that fucking kid? 1092 01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:18,647 I know what I can do, but I can't do it. You go. 1093 01:05:18,649 --> 01:05:20,849 I'm not leaving you here. 1094 01:05:20,851 --> 01:05:22,450 I can't get up. 1095 01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:24,886 We can't even have this conversation. 1096 01:05:24,888 --> 01:05:26,087 Ah! 1097 01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:29,024 Dotty, please. 1098 01:05:29,026 --> 01:05:31,459 I'm here! 1099 01:05:31,461 --> 01:05:32,494 Please! 1100 01:05:32,496 --> 01:05:33,895 Oh, no, I can't! 1101 01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:35,096 I can't Stella! 1102 01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:36,965 I got her, I got her. 1103 01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:38,166 I can't get up! 1104 01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:39,634 Wrap your arms around me. 1105 01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:40,769 I cannot get up! 1106 01:05:40,771 --> 01:05:42,037 Up! Up! 1107 01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:43,838 Ah! 1108 01:05:47,677 --> 01:05:49,945 We should go back this way. It's shorter. 1109 01:05:49,947 --> 01:05:50,946 Here we go. 1110 01:05:50,948 --> 01:05:54,516 Should have told you - highest tides in the world. 1111 01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:55,951 No kidding. 1112 01:05:55,953 --> 01:05:57,886 All right, Dotty, all right. 1113 01:05:57,888 --> 01:06:00,522 [gasping] 1114 01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:06,995 So, where should we drop you off, Prentice? 1115 01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:12,100 Well, I've got nowhere else to be. 1116 01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:14,769 Don't you guys need a best man? 1117 01:06:14,771 --> 01:06:17,472 [laughs] 1118 01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,007 I guess so. 1119 01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:21,543 Yeah, good, we do. 1120 01:06:24,013 --> 01:06:27,215 ♪ 1121 01:06:42,231 --> 01:06:44,199 Now which way? 1122 01:06:44,201 --> 01:06:46,201 Right. 1123 01:06:46,203 --> 01:06:48,136 How the hell would you know? 1124 01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:50,005 Well, you asked me. 1125 01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:13,862 Are we here? 1126 01:07:13,864 --> 01:07:15,764 We're somewhere. 1127 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:24,239 Ah, fuck, it's Lunenberg. 1128 01:07:24,241 --> 01:07:26,808 Some navigator you are. 1129 01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:28,143 Shut up, Stella. 1130 01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:31,813 I didn't want to wake you. You need your strength. 1131 01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:34,616 Never know when you might have to lift Teletubby here, again. 1132 01:07:34,618 --> 01:07:36,117 Leave me alone, Stella. 1133 01:07:47,997 --> 01:07:49,898 He said it was an old form. 1134 01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:53,701 Not a lot of people get married around here. 1135 01:07:55,671 --> 01:07:59,307 So, do you want to be the bachelor or the spinster? 1136 01:07:59,309 --> 01:08:01,609 The bachelor. 1137 01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:04,079 Well, I don't want to be the spinster. 1138 01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:05,213 Oh, come on, Stella. 1139 01:08:05,215 --> 01:08:07,315 You can be a spinster for one day. 1140 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:10,819 This is stupid. 1141 01:08:10,821 --> 01:08:13,121 Maybe we shouldn't fill this out. 1142 01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:14,656 OK, fine. 1143 01:08:14,658 --> 01:08:16,591 You can be the bachelor. 1144 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:26,768 That's $115. 1145 01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:28,203 You take American? 1146 01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:30,004 At par... 1147 01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:32,073 A dollar equals a dollar. 1148 01:08:32,075 --> 01:08:33,942 It's gonna take five days. 1149 01:08:35,711 --> 01:08:37,178 Five days? 1150 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:38,947 That's the processing time. 1151 01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:45,153 Listen, Craig... 1152 01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:48,857 How many people are ahead of us waiting for a marriage license 1153 01:08:48,859 --> 01:08:51,793 here in Bumfuck Nova Scotia? 1154 01:08:58,834 --> 01:08:59,968 She got it. 1155 01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:01,936 What? Oh, good. 1156 01:09:03,272 --> 01:09:06,074 ♪ 1157 01:09:08,410 --> 01:09:11,713 An inch and a half of foam, Dotty. 1158 01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:13,181 Oh, thank you. 1159 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:18,119 To Prentice, our best man. 1160 01:09:18,121 --> 01:09:20,021 Our only man. 1161 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,332 Excuse me! 1162 01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:32,700 Guys! 1163 01:09:34,403 --> 01:09:36,404 Um, uh... 1164 01:09:36,406 --> 01:09:40,775 I know that you're not at an actual wedding reception, 1165 01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:45,180 and you shouldn't have to hear a speech, but... 1166 01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:47,916 Stella and Dot are getting married tomorrow. 1167 01:09:47,918 --> 01:09:50,251 [cheers and applause] 1168 01:09:50,253 --> 01:09:52,353 And I'm the best man. 1169 01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:55,823 And the best man gets to make a toast... 1170 01:09:56,292 --> 01:10:03,331 So, my greatest love affair lasted three weeks, minus a day, 1171 01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:06,467 which is when I asked her to move in with me - 1172 01:10:06,469 --> 01:10:09,771 because she looked really good mowing the lawn in a bikini top. 1173 01:10:09,773 --> 01:10:11,739 [crowd laughs] 1174 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:17,011 And she was smart enough to laugh in my face. 1175 01:10:17,013 --> 01:10:20,815 Because young love is stupid, I guess. 1176 01:10:20,817 --> 01:10:28,389 I've never seen love like Stella and Dot before. 1177 01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:32,360 Because they've been together for 30 years. 1178 01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:33,394 3l... 1179 01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:34,996 [whistles, applause] 1180 01:10:34,998 --> 01:10:36,931 31. 1181 01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:38,366 They don't lose count. 1182 01:10:38,368 --> 01:10:43,171 'Cause you see, Dot can't see. 1183 01:10:43,173 --> 01:10:49,844 But she knows Stella so well, it's like she sees her. 1184 01:10:49,846 --> 01:10:51,279 And only her. 1185 01:10:52,481 --> 01:10:54,449 And Stella... 1186 01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:57,485 well, she sees everything else so Dot doesn't have to. 1187 01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:59,420 [crowd laughs] 1188 01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:02,023 And...that's it. 1189 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:04,225 I mean... 1190 01:11:04,227 --> 01:11:09,964 if love is your goal, be like these two old dykes 1191 01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:11,532 and practice! 1192 01:11:11,534 --> 01:11:13,868 [cheers, applause] 1193 01:11:15,237 --> 01:11:17,972 Have another drink, Prentice, love. 1194 01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:19,307 Have another drink. 1195 01:11:32,821 --> 01:11:34,355 You want some beer? 1196 01:11:34,357 --> 01:11:36,891 Here, over here, there you go. 1197 01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,308 [giggling] 1198 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:25,440 OK. 1199 01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:26,841 Thanks. 1200 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:48,596 Want a blanket? 1201 01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:50,264 No, I'm all right. 1202 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:03,611 What is it? 1203 01:13:03,613 --> 01:13:06,314 31 years. 1204 01:13:08,951 --> 01:13:10,618 [sighs] 1205 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:14,188 31 years I loved Dotty, and I never said it. 1206 01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:18,926 I mean, I said it to her, sometimes, 1207 01:13:18,928 --> 01:13:25,566 but, to say it on paper, before the whole world... 1208 01:13:29,471 --> 01:13:31,339 I can't do it. 1209 01:13:31,341 --> 01:13:33,174 What? Why? 1210 01:13:34,543 --> 01:13:37,412 Taking Dotty on this trip... 1211 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:46,587 I nearly killed us both. 1212 01:13:52,928 --> 01:13:55,596 Watching her almost drown. 1213 01:13:56,565 --> 01:13:59,000 She's... 1214 01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:01,035 she's my... 1215 01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:02,570 my life. 1216 01:14:03,539 --> 01:14:05,440 I couldn't... 1217 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:09,510 If you hadn't been there, we'd both be dead. 1218 01:14:13,549 --> 01:14:16,350 Molly's right... 1219 01:14:18,353 --> 01:14:21,489 I can't take care of Dotty anymore. 1220 01:14:21,491 --> 01:14:22,723 That's it. 1221 01:14:24,426 --> 01:14:25,993 That's it. 1222 01:14:32,034 --> 01:14:35,369 [phone ringing] 1223 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:43,444 No, no. You promised me, Stella. 1224 01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:45,580 You can't break your promise now. 1225 01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:48,049 It's not gonna change anything, Dotty. 1226 01:14:48,051 --> 01:14:49,484 It's not gonna make us younger. 1227 01:14:49,486 --> 01:14:52,186 It's not gonna mean we can live together. 1228 01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:54,322 You'll still have to go to that special care home. 1229 01:14:54,324 --> 01:14:57,492 And I don't need special care, so I can't go with you. 1230 01:14:57,494 --> 01:15:00,127 I mean, it's not gonna mean anything to Molly. 1231 01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:01,662 And it's sure as hell not going to mean anything 1232 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:03,164 to that damn judge. 1233 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,999 It's not going to not change anything. 1234 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,667 It's going to change everything. 1235 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,536 You didn't even want to get married. 1236 01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:09,737 Yes, I did. 1237 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:11,606 It was me or the nursing home, 1238 01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:13,674 and I still had to twist your arm. 1239 01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:16,477 Oh, Stella, that was just sour grapes. 1240 01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:19,480 We're not girls anymore, Stella. 1241 01:15:19,482 --> 01:15:24,785 We've got what - 140, 150 years between us. 1242 01:15:24,787 --> 01:15:30,491 And in all that time, we could not get married. 1243 01:15:30,493 --> 01:15:33,227 Married wasn't for us. 1244 01:15:33,229 --> 01:15:37,798 Married was for other people, it was for normal people. 1245 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,034 Wasn't for me. 1246 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:42,503 I couldn't have it with you, so I didn't want it. 1247 01:15:42,505 --> 01:15:45,506 So I told myself it was a crock of shite 1248 01:15:45,508 --> 01:15:49,610 for helpless men and women who didn't know what they want. 1249 01:15:49,612 --> 01:15:55,116 And then, wham, suddenly I'm allowed to marry you. 1250 01:15:55,118 --> 01:15:59,186 And, wham, second time, you asked me. 1251 01:16:01,423 --> 01:16:05,726 I think I always wanted to marry you. 1252 01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:07,528 You never said anything. 1253 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:09,797 What was the point? 1254 01:16:09,799 --> 01:16:12,733 There were already enough things that you couldn't do 1255 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:14,402 and you couldn't have. 1256 01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:17,505 That's what changed everything, Stella. 1257 01:16:17,507 --> 01:16:20,775 I mean, if somebody else asked me to marry them, 1258 01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:23,110 I would still think that marriage 1259 01:16:23,112 --> 01:16:25,313 was a crock of shite. 1260 01:16:26,148 --> 01:16:29,183 But then you asked me. 1261 01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:32,353 And you know that in a million years, 1262 01:16:32,355 --> 01:16:36,657 I could never, ever say no to you. 1263 01:16:36,659 --> 01:16:41,696 And I've got used to the idea, so, you'll have to marry me. 1264 01:16:41,698 --> 01:16:47,301 After 31 years, oh, to get married, and then... 1265 01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:51,439 move away from each other. 1266 01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:53,507 Oh, Stella... 1267 01:16:53,509 --> 01:16:56,811 If I'm going to die in some nursing home 1268 01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:59,413 somewhere alone, I want to die there 1269 01:16:59,415 --> 01:17:02,350 And then when those little nurses come along 1270 01:17:02,352 --> 01:17:05,486 to give me my sponge bath, they would back off 1271 01:17:05,488 --> 01:17:09,123 because they know that my wife will whip their tits off 1272 01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:11,425 if they lay one slimy hand on me. 1273 01:17:13,762 --> 01:17:16,564 Then you're gonna stink, Dotty. 1274 01:17:16,566 --> 01:17:18,499 Yes, I am. 1275 01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:20,434 Oh, Stella... 1276 01:17:20,436 --> 01:17:23,137 Oh, my darling Stella. 1277 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:30,277 Marriage is perhaps the greatest and the most 1278 01:17:30,279 --> 01:17:34,181 challenging adventure of human relationships. 1279 01:17:34,183 --> 01:17:36,651 But no ceremony can create your marriage; 1280 01:17:36,653 --> 01:17:40,621 only you can do that - through love and patience, 1281 01:17:40,623 --> 01:17:44,792 through talking and listening and helping and supporting 1282 01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:47,294 and believing in each other. 1283 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:52,833 Now today, we witness and affirm your choice to stand together 1284 01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:58,506 as life mates and partners, and the full understanding-- 1285 01:17:58,508 --> 01:17:59,640 Nonna... 1286 01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:01,842 Oh, thank God. Nonna-- 1287 01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:04,545 Molly, how did you find me? 1288 01:18:04,547 --> 01:18:06,547 Uh... I called her. 1289 01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:08,449 You called her? 1290 01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:11,786 Well, now we have a flower girl. 1291 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:15,656 Do you think this is funny, Stella, huh? 1292 01:18:15,658 --> 01:18:19,660 Look, this whole freak show is over! 1293 01:18:19,662 --> 01:18:21,796 Nonna is coming back with me to Bangor. 1294 01:18:21,798 --> 01:18:24,932 I'm not going back to that old people's home. 1295 01:18:24,934 --> 01:18:26,701 I mean, I know you mean well-- 1296 01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:30,604 Nonna, this is the right time to make the move, OK? 1297 01:18:30,606 --> 01:18:31,839 I already put the house-- 1298 01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:33,674 - Molly, where are you? - I'm here. 1299 01:18:33,676 --> 01:18:36,811 Keep your hands off my house, OK? 1300 01:18:36,813 --> 01:18:39,413 Is there a judge in the room still, please? 1301 01:18:39,415 --> 01:18:40,681 I'm a justice, ma'am. 1302 01:18:40,683 --> 01:18:44,585 Right. You tell him how you lied to me, 1303 01:18:44,587 --> 01:18:48,556 and how I did not sign power of attorney over to you. 1304 01:18:48,558 --> 01:18:49,824 Is this true? 1305 01:18:49,826 --> 01:18:54,228 She told me that I was signing an indemnity. 1306 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,630 And she just took advantage of me - 1307 01:18:56,632 --> 01:18:59,834 an old woman, a blind old woman - 1308 01:18:59,836 --> 01:19:03,437 just to get my house, my money, and everything else! 1309 01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:04,805 Did you trick your blind grandmother 1310 01:19:04,807 --> 01:19:06,407 into signing over her bank account? 1311 01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:07,641 I was trying to help her. 1312 01:19:07,643 --> 01:19:08,709 - Yes, or no. - Yes! 1313 01:19:08,711 --> 01:19:10,244 But I... 1314 01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:11,846 it was not like that! 1315 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:14,682 You just committed fraud and lied to the courts. 1316 01:19:14,684 --> 01:19:16,717 Oh! Family court! 1317 01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:19,553 Well, she's your grandma, and I'm a cop! 1318 01:19:19,555 --> 01:19:21,756 This is really hot. 1319 01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:23,758 Are you kidding me?! 1320 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,426 I am not kidding you. 1321 01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:26,727 Apologize to your grandma. 1322 01:19:26,729 --> 01:19:29,663 This is not even your jurisdiction. 1323 01:19:29,665 --> 01:19:33,334 Sheriff, get this woman out of here, please. 1324 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:37,905 I am so sorry. 1325 01:19:37,907 --> 01:19:41,041 [applause] 1326 01:19:44,412 --> 01:19:46,313 Aren't we getting married? 1327 01:19:46,315 --> 01:19:47,681 Later, Stella. 1328 01:19:49,718 --> 01:19:54,755 Molly, I promised your mother that I would never, ever 1329 01:19:54,757 --> 01:19:57,358 tell you about Stella and me. 1330 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,627 My mother died when I was eight. 1331 01:19:59,629 --> 01:20:02,730 I wanted you to come and live with us, 1332 01:20:02,732 --> 01:20:04,632 but she was against it. 1333 01:20:04,634 --> 01:20:06,567 She just wouldn't have that. 1334 01:20:06,569 --> 01:20:10,504 She never forgave me for leaving your grandfather. 1335 01:20:15,977 --> 01:20:17,945 Neither have I. 1336 01:20:22,017 --> 01:20:23,918 Well... 1337 01:20:26,888 --> 01:20:30,891 Would you, please? 1338 01:20:32,727 --> 01:20:34,528 I always thought that... 1339 01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:37,064 Well, you never asked me to visit. 1340 01:20:37,066 --> 01:20:40,334 Stella and I, we asked your father. 1341 01:20:41,069 --> 01:20:44,672 So it's my dead parents I should be pissed off at? 1342 01:20:44,674 --> 01:20:46,874 Oh, no, that's not what I'm saying. 1343 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:53,814 Oh, everything was just so different then, Molly. 1344 01:20:53,816 --> 01:20:56,851 I mean, I hardly knew your mother. 1345 01:20:56,853 --> 01:21:00,654 And when your grandfather died, his whole family blamed me 1346 01:21:00,656 --> 01:21:02,857 and said that I was a bad mother, 1347 01:21:02,859 --> 01:21:05,726 and they just took her away. 1348 01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:10,865 And I was afraid that you were just raised to think the same. 1349 01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:17,705 Well, I think I deserved a chance, Nonna. 1350 01:21:23,111 --> 01:21:27,014 I should have talked to you about Stella and me. 1351 01:21:27,016 --> 01:21:30,751 But I thought it was kind of obvious. 1352 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:35,122 Well, I know what lesbians look like. 1353 01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:36,957 I mean, I'm not stupid. 1354 01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:40,127 But you guys aren't exactly, Ellen and Portia. 1355 01:21:40,129 --> 01:21:41,862 [laughing] 1356 01:21:41,864 --> 01:21:44,465 - You want your ass kicked? - I'm sorry. 1357 01:21:44,467 --> 01:21:47,134 Stella doesn't hurt you, does she? 1358 01:21:47,136 --> 01:21:49,003 She's not mean to you? 1359 01:21:49,005 --> 01:21:50,871 Oh, please. 1360 01:21:50,873 --> 01:21:53,841 Stella looks after me 24/7. 1361 01:21:53,843 --> 01:21:55,809 She's like a trained seal. 1362 01:21:55,811 --> 01:21:57,544 [laughing] 1363 01:21:57,546 --> 01:22:01,715 If you would agree to be my maid of honor, 1364 01:22:01,717 --> 01:22:04,785 I could get these handcuffs taken off. 1365 01:22:05,620 --> 01:22:07,054 Or you could leave them on, 1366 01:22:07,056 --> 01:22:09,890 if it's a sexual deviant theme wedding. 1367 01:22:09,892 --> 01:22:11,859 [laughs] 1368 01:22:14,963 --> 01:22:16,497 Now hold these flowers. 1369 01:22:16,499 --> 01:22:18,899 And when we get there, stand there, shut up, 1370 01:22:18,901 --> 01:22:19,967 and mind your manners. 1371 01:22:19,969 --> 01:22:22,937 You're gonna be a flower girl at your Nonna's wedding. 1372 01:22:24,839 --> 01:22:26,507 Nonna, this is crazy. 1373 01:22:26,509 --> 01:22:28,709 Who is going to take care of you? 1374 01:22:28,711 --> 01:22:30,644 Well, we struck a deal. 1375 01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:32,646 He's coming back with us. 1376 01:22:32,648 --> 01:22:35,649 He's gonna live with us, do the driving 1377 01:22:35,651 --> 01:22:37,918 and all the heavy lifting. 1378 01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:40,587 What are you two old dykes gonna do with a hot house boy? 1379 01:22:41,556 --> 01:22:43,824 Love him. 1380 01:22:43,826 --> 01:22:45,759 Spoil him. 1381 01:22:47,195 --> 01:22:49,463 Well, no need to worry about these two. 1382 01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:53,200 And Molly... 1383 01:22:53,202 --> 01:22:57,004 Come and visit, please, and often. 1384 01:23:11,219 --> 01:23:13,554 Nothing but blue... 1385 01:23:13,556 --> 01:23:16,824 Blue skies, blue water. 1386 01:23:16,826 --> 01:23:18,859 Open. 1387 01:23:18,861 --> 01:23:20,094 Nothing in the way. 1388 01:23:20,096 --> 01:23:21,128 [laughs] 1389 01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:25,165 I can see that, blue, in my mind. 1390 01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:27,801 And the wind, it's so beautiful. 1391 01:23:29,637 --> 01:23:32,072 It's a wedding present. 1392 01:23:32,074 --> 01:23:33,107 Thanks. 1393 01:23:33,109 --> 01:23:34,908 You gotta enjoy your honeymoon. 1394 01:23:34,910 --> 01:23:37,911 Look, Dotty, he's trying to get us laid. 1395 01:23:39,714 --> 01:23:40,781 Dotty? 1396 01:23:41,549 --> 01:23:43,183 Stella, she ain't right. 1397 01:23:43,185 --> 01:23:46,620 Dotty, come on, Dotty? 1398 01:23:48,256 --> 01:23:49,523 Dotty? 1399 01:24:00,902 --> 01:24:02,936 Dotty, Dotty... 1400 01:24:02,938 --> 01:24:04,171 What now?! 1401 01:24:04,173 --> 01:24:05,239 Dotty. 1402 01:24:05,807 --> 01:24:07,574 Oh, dear God, Nonna. 1403 01:24:07,576 --> 01:24:09,176 We gotta get her to a hospital. 1404 01:24:09,178 --> 01:24:11,745 OK, let's get her into our car. 1405 01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:12,613 Here, grab on to me. 1406 01:24:12,615 --> 01:24:15,916 No, no, no. Prentice? 1407 01:24:15,918 --> 01:24:17,017 Yeah. 1408 01:24:17,019 --> 01:24:18,252 Where are you? 1409 01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:22,022 I want you to marry us now. 1410 01:24:22,024 --> 01:24:23,190 What? 1411 01:24:23,192 --> 01:24:24,858 Nonna, not now. 1412 01:24:24,860 --> 01:24:25,959 Now. 1413 01:24:25,961 --> 01:24:27,027 Um... 1414 01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:29,063 OK, um, um... 1415 01:24:29,065 --> 01:24:34,301 Friends, we are gathered here today to, uh... 1416 01:24:34,303 --> 01:24:38,672 celebrate the union of Stella and Dot, who... 1417 01:24:38,674 --> 01:24:41,008 have come a long way to be here. 1418 01:24:41,010 --> 01:24:46,647 Do you, Dot, take Stella as your lawfully wedded wife, 1419 01:24:46,649 --> 01:24:49,116 to love, honor, and cherish for as long as 1420 01:24:49,118 --> 01:24:50,184 you both shall live? 1421 01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:54,054 And do you, Stella, take Dot, as your lawfully wedded wife, 1422 01:24:54,056 --> 01:24:57,591 to love, honor, and obey for as long as you both shall live? 1423 01:24:57,593 --> 01:24:59,193 Yeah, I'll obey her. 1424 01:24:59,195 --> 01:25:01,128 You can cherish her if you want, that's... 1425 01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,796 Come on, please. 1426 01:25:02,798 --> 01:25:04,098 Whatever! I do! 1427 01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:09,736 As captain of this vessel and officiant of the wedding, 1428 01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:14,274 I now pronounce you, women...and wives. 1429 01:25:31,192 --> 01:25:33,360 Stella. 1430 01:25:33,362 --> 01:25:35,896 We should probably let these guys in here. 1431 01:26:22,243 --> 01:26:26,413 Dot had been blind since before I was born. 1432 01:26:28,883 --> 01:26:32,252 But she saw more in me than anybody else ever did. 1433 01:26:35,423 --> 01:26:37,324 This was a favorite piece of hers. 1434 01:26:38,893 --> 01:26:41,962 Uh, could you just, like, back up a bit? 1435 01:26:43,998 --> 01:26:44,965 Little bit. 1436 01:26:44,967 --> 01:26:46,366 Yeah, that, that's fine. 1437 01:26:55,310 --> 01:26:57,044 ♪ 1438 01:26:57,046 --> 01:27:00,314 ♪ We were very happy 1439 01:27:00,316 --> 01:27:05,052 ♪ At least I thought we were 1440 01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:07,054 ♪ Can somebody tell me 1441 01:27:07,056 --> 01:27:09,223 ♪ What's got into her... 1442 01:27:11,060 --> 01:27:14,461 he is not dancing on my grandmother's grave. 1443 01:27:16,364 --> 01:27:17,898 [laughing] 1444 01:27:18,199 --> 01:27:22,336 ♪ Who'd believe she'd leave us 1445 01:27:22,338 --> 01:27:28,976 ♪ To join the burlesque show 1446 01:27:28,978 --> 01:27:32,813 ♪ Say, has anybody seen my 1447 01:27:32,815 --> 01:27:35,282 ♪ Sweet Gypsy Rose? 1448 01:27:35,284 --> 01:27:38,352 ♪ Here's her picture when she was my ♪ 1449 01:27:38,354 --> 01:27:39,953 ♪ Sweet Mary Jo 1450 01:27:39,955 --> 01:27:41,288 ♪ Now she's got 1451 01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:43,390 ♪ Rings on her fingers 1452 01:27:43,392 --> 01:27:46,760 ♪ And bells on her toes 1453 01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:49,930 ♪ Say has anybody seen my 1454 01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:52,366 ♪ Sweet Gypsy Rose... 1455 01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:55,269 [Stella laughing] 1456 01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:02,242 [birds singing] 1457 01:28:34,409 --> 01:28:36,076 Are you sad? 1458 01:28:37,512 --> 01:28:41,248 No, somehow. 1459 01:28:42,083 --> 01:28:43,550 I'm sorry. 1460 01:28:43,552 --> 01:28:46,119 It's the saddest thing in the world. 1461 01:28:48,289 --> 01:28:50,957 I'm 80 years old, Prentice. 1462 01:28:50,959 --> 01:28:53,026 Nothing is forever. 1463 01:28:57,165 --> 01:29:00,033 Dotty loved it here. 1464 01:29:00,035 --> 01:29:01,568 She looked at it so often, 1465 01:29:01,570 --> 01:29:04,137 I think she could see it even when she was blind. 1466 01:29:06,908 --> 01:29:09,076 Ahh, look at that sky. 1467 01:29:12,213 --> 01:29:14,281 What does that cloud look like to you? 1468 01:29:16,384 --> 01:29:18,852 A fat lady dancing. 1469 01:29:20,955 --> 01:29:22,289 Hmm... 1470 01:29:25,426 --> 01:29:27,327 I mean, your honeymoon... 1471 01:29:27,329 --> 01:29:32,099 You waited 31 years, and you only had that one day. 1472 01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:38,872 Best fucking day of my life. 1473 01:29:40,942 --> 01:29:50,584 ♪ 1474 01:29:50,586 --> 01:29:53,353 ♪ Ain't life sweet 1475 01:29:53,355 --> 01:29:56,957 ♪ When we know what we're doing ♪ 1476 01:29:56,959 --> 01:29:59,459 ♪ Ain't life sweet 1477 01:29:59,461 --> 01:30:02,896 ♪ When we're not afraid to care... ♪ 1478 01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:14,908 ♪ 96417