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[bell rings]
[feedback squeals]
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- Let's give a shout-out
to our sixth graders
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who embark tomorrow
on a P.S. 38 tradition:
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The Survival Skills
Camping Trip.
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- Oh, I'm so not into this.
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Ever since I portrayed
camping victim number three
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in that commercial last year,
I've been scared of it.
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- Well, in real life,
camping is dope.
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- You get to eat s'mores
and wipe with leaves.
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- Ugh. I'd rather go
without wiping at all.
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- Been there, not good.
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- Now, although safety
is our number one priority,
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we have had some minor mishaps
over the years.
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- * I am one with nature *
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* And na-- *
[yells]
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- [whistling]
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[screams]
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[chainsaw revs]
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[all screaming]
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- See, we're all gonna die!
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- Oh, come on.
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What are you worried about,
Dee?
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You're an actress.
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You love constant rejection,
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unhealthy beauty standards,
and most importantly,
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putting yourself in wacky
and improbable situations.
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- On all accounts,
you're right,
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except just as a character.
This is real life.
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- So why not act like someone
who's not afraid of camping?
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- Don't forget to bring
your signed liability waivers
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and remember our motto:
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"It's not the school's fault."
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[knock at door]
Oh.
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- Great Scott.
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My jazzercise classes seem
to be having quite the effect.
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- It's not you, Fontaine.
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My office is infested
with termites
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and the school
can't afford an exterminator.
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[groans]
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[toilet flushes]
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Oh, don't forget
to wash your hands, Chad.
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- Interestingly enough,
funding for the school
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is what I came to discuss.
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- Go on.
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- Late last night whilst
surfing ham radio frequencies,
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I learned of a method for
monetizing the survival trip.
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We'll need to be discrete.
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- Tell me. Oh, please tell me.
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- The elegant egg of this
extra-large eagle
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is of extreme value.
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All we must do is look
for the tallest pine tree and--
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[both yell]
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Ow, my sciatica!
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[upbeat music]
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- * Don't want to go
to school today *
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* The sun is red hot
and I wanna play *
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* But if I get caught
they'll make me pay *
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* Detention again *
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- * Big Nate, Big Nate *
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- * Math and social studies
just ain't my thing *
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- * Big Nate, Big Nate *
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- * Rocking with my band
is where I'm king *
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* Stealing the teacher's teeth
or bailing on a test *
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- * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh *
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* Big Nate *
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[loud clang]
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[loud crash]
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- Ugh. Need your John Hancock.
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- Hmm?
The Survival Skills Trip!
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That experience made me
the confident,
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assertive person I am today.
[farts]
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Yes, that was me.
Anyway, Ellen, tell him.
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- Oh, same here.
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Yeah, it was a big, big deal.
Total game changer.
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- You guys, come on.
It's just a camping trip.
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- To the inexperienced
tenderfoot, yes.
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But for us greats--
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you see, when I went
on the trip,
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I won the
Wilderness Warrior Award.
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It was the second proudest day
of my life.
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Eclipsed only by the day that
Ellen won the award herself.
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- Wait, there's an award?
What do you get?
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- Oh, let's see. Is it here?
No. Hmm.
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[gasps]
Behold middle school greatness.
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- Great. A piece of paper.
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- Oh, it's so much
more than paper.
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It's proof you're
the strongest, fiercest,
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and most awesome kid
in the grade.
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[dramatic fanfare]
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* *
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- Oh, yeah. I'm awesome.
Gonna prove that I'm awesome.
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- Or, you'll blow it
and forever
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be known as the family loser.
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Oh, wait, I'm sorry,
you already are.
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- I'll have--
- This is the tent that I used,
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your sister used,
and now you'll use.
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She's our lucky charm,
but a tent.
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- Ugh, smells like
a dead skunk.
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- Oh, nonsense.
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[person screams]
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- Whoa, Principal Nichols.
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Where did you learn
to drive a bus?
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- Ah, the classroom
of life, my boy.
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Why pay for a so-called
"safe and professional driver"
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when I can do the job myself?
You got the map?
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We're gonna find that eagle egg
and make a fortune
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for the school.
Huh? What is that?
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- Brace for impact.
[loud thunk]
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Dee Dee? What the who's it now?
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- Dee Dee? I'm afraid
you're mistaken, good sir.
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I'm famous and fearless
explorer Amelia Earhart.
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- Amelia Earhart didn't make it
home alive.
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I suggest you place your fanny
in a seat, young lady.
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- [grunts, laughs]
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- Keep this list of approved
wilderness activities handy.
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I'll be watching you
at all times.
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And remember, I have eyes
in the back of my head.
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- All the better
to watch me win.
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- What are you
talking about, bruh?
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- Yeah, it's a trip.
Not a contest.
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- Major advantage alert.
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I'm the only one
who knows about the award.
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That means I got
this competition in the bag.
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[horn honks]
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[upbeat music]
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[dog barking]
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- Smell it, kids?
You smell that? That's nature.
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You will be divided
into two groups.
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Ladies, follow me.
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- Wait, what?
Why do we have to have
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different groups
for boys and girls?
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I mean, why can't we just camp
with our friends?
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- Aren't we all friends here,
Ms. Holloway?
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[girls giggling]
- Um...
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sorry, I meant, yay,
girl power.
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[lively guitar music]
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* *
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- Hello, Nate.
You're needing a foot?
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- It's hand, actually.
And no, all good.
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- Hey, ho, lucky us.
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It is instruction
for to build this tent.
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- Pfft, I come from a long line
of Wilderness Warriors.
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We Wrights, nah,
we don't need inst--
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[grunts]
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- The tent of Nate is fly away.
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- Huh?
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This is the perfect excuse
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to ditch the kids
and find that egg.
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- But aren't we responsible
for these students?
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Just kidding.
Let's get outta here.
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- Don't worry, son.
We're on it.
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- Wait. No, no, no, no.
I don't need help.
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I'll go find it myself.
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- Sorry, buddy,
for legal reasons,
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we can't allow you kids
to leave camp without an adult.
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See ya.
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- Hmm. Minor setback.
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That award is still mine
for the taking.
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I mean, come on,
look at my competition.
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- [yelling]
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- Well, how are you today,
little buddy?
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Oh!
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[laughing]
Oh, that tickles!
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- Wilderness Warrior
domination, imminent.
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- All right, very good.
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These tents look good.
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Ms. Holloway, can we
pick up the pace, please?
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- Yes, we can!
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Get it? I'm Rosie the Riveter.
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You know, Rosie the Riveter,
the iconic woman behind--
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- Mother nature doesn't
give points for whimsy.
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- We finished our tents,
Mrs. Godfrey.
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May we please go exploring?
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- By all means, my little
eager beaverlette.
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- Wait up, you guys!
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- [growling]
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- Hmm.
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[dramatic music]
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both:
The tallest pine tree.
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- Oh yeah. Come to Papa.
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[both laugh]
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- [gasps]
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[eagle caws]
both: Ahh!
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- Okay, let's see.
Find a safe water source.
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- Oh, wow, a river!
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- Let the record show I found
the safe water source first.
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- Dude, who cares?
It's not homework.
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When will you learn that
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things only matter
when you're being graded?
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- Well, I'm gonna celebrate
by having a nice, cool drink.
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[muffled scream]
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- You guys wanna slow down?
You know, take in the scenery?
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- You wanna ditch the giant bag
so you can keep up?
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- Sophia Danenberg always
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wore a large camping pack
on her treks.
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- Yes, she did.
Whoo, I love her.
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Who is she?
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- Danenberg
was the first Black woman
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to summit Mount Everest.
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- Right on.
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Mad respect, Sophia.
Mad respect.
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- Yeah. She's a--
[yelling]
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- We have to each find
a unique rock.
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I think all rocks are unique
if you feed 'em right.
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- Whoa, I think I found
myself a winner.
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This is the best-looking rock
out here.
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- Dude!
- [yelling]
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They're stinging my eyes!
Oh, the humanity!
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[yells]
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[owl hooting]
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[soft guitar music]
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- Is that raw hamburger meat?
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- Yeah, of course.
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A real Wilderness Warrior
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doesn't need
to cook their meat.
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- Well, I'm gonna go ahead
and make myself some s'mores.
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It's the first step on the
magical journey called puberty.
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- I always thought the first
step of puberty was BO.
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- Great, my mom forgot
my salt lick.
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- I've got extra hummus
and crudité. Want some?
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- Hmm.
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Take that, you hipster food!
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Ah! Mrs. Godfrey.
Wait, how did you get here?
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- I've always been here.
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Well, I trust you
all remembered your dinners.
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That wasn't a question,
you little miscreants.
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- What did you bring,
Mrs. Godfrey?
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- [chuckles]
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Years of experience killing
things more defenseless than I.
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Nature provides for
seasoned campers like myself.
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- Ya-ha-hoo!
- Huh, nature provides?
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[curious music]
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Huh. Hmm.
[laughs]
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- Where are your chaperones?
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- The tent of Nate
flew to the sky,
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and they are to be
looking for it.
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- What?
Nate Wright caused problems?
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Shocking.
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Get cooking
and don't leave camp.
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There are things in the woods,
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and by things,
I mean me, Godfrey.
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Ooh, I've got something.
I've got something. Come on.
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- Psst.
Hey, come with me, Chad.
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I have an even better dinner
plan in store for us.
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- [as Julia Child]
The key to this succulent salad
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is the tomato we will use
for garnish
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And voilà!
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I'm Julia Child.
Thank you for watching.
249
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,899
Dinner is served.
250
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,535
- We're done eating, so...
251
00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:11,671
- You ate without me?
252
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:15,442
- You were too busy doing
your Julie the Child thing.
253
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,409
- Oh, well.
254
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,980
I'm more excited about our next
activity anyway, camp songs.
255
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,389
- You know,
I've had worse meals.
256
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,691
It tastes like chicken
and belt.
257
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,527
Want some?
[eagle caws]
258
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,062
- We weren't supposed
to leave camp.
259
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,130
This feels like
we're leaving camp.
260
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,799
I wish I had
my tracking collar.
261
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,533
- Would you pull it together,
Chad?
262
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,836
Everything's gonna be fine.
Know why?
263
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:46,505
Because I've got meat
in my pants.
264
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:49,042
- Oh, is that the style
these days?
265
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,744
Keeping up with fashion
is so hard.
266
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,946
- [stammers]
Focus, Chad.
267
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:57,183
You and I are gonna use my meat
pants to bag us a beast.
268
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,851
- And then s'mores?
269
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,687
all: * There was an old man
who gobbled a clam *
270
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,024
* Why, oh, why did he
gobble that clam *
271
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,894
* That clam had a fam-- *
- [yells]
272
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:11,130
I'm just a poor
innocent clam.
273
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,767
Why?
274
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,205
Sorry, just wanted
to experience the song
275
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,940
from the clam's perspective.
276
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,109
- Could you not?
277
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:25,879
- Seriously, the Dee Dee Show
is getting old.
278
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,780
- Why?
What's wrong with Dee Dee?
279
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,182
all: Nothing.
- That's the point.
280
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:34,855
We wanna hang out with you,
not all these rando characters.
281
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:38,826
- Yeah.
Can you just like be chill?
282
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:42,261
- I'm chill.
I can totally be chill.
283
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:45,264
[indistinct chatter]
284
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,299
[somber music]
285
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,668
[suspenseful music]
286
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:52,639
- Wait, won't this make
the big beast come to me?
287
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,974
- Exactly.
288
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,307
And when he tries
to attack you,
289
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,210
I'll go at him from behind.
[chuckles]
290
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,745
He'll never see me coming.
Genius.
291
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,750
- Oh, yeah,
I'm not sure about this plan.
292
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,784
- Come on, Chad.
Have any of my wild
293
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:08,687
and impulsive schemes
ever put you in danger before?
294
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:11,724
- [yelling]
295
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,626
[heavy metal music]
296
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,099
- Nope. In fact,
I have the scars to prove it.
297
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,633
[cat meows]
298
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,870
- [laughs] Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that one.
299
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,005
But great!
So no matter what happens,
300
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,475
just remember
it's all part of the plan.
301
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,144
Trust the plan. Got it?
302
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,345
- Got it.
303
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,446
[suspenseful music]
304
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,614
- [stammers]
305
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,615
Chad, don't turn around.
306
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:37,783
- Okay.
307
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:42,154
[bear growling]
308
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,394
- It's possible my plan
may need work.
309
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,528
[chuckles]
[bear roars]
310
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,198
[screaming]
311
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:55,335
- Ah, narcolepsy
is always so rough.
312
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,239
Oh, should I do something?
313
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,307
I feel like
I should do something.
314
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:05,812
No, Chad, no.
Nate said trust the plan.
315
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,883
[peaceful music]
316
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,250
[bird chirping]
317
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,254
[loud metallic clanging]
318
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,822
[angry chirping]
319
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:22,062
- Rise and shine, gentleman!
The day awaits.
320
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,730
- [groans]
321
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,000
- Where is Nate Wright?
322
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,701
- We didn't leave camp.
323
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,971
He's not trying
to take out a bear.
324
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,306
Maybe he's pooping?
325
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,740
- Galvin! Nichols!
326
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:39,278
Get those hernia trusses
on pronto, it's morning.
327
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,482
- [laughs]
328
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,019
Is funny because you think
they are there,
329
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,221
but actually, they are go
to finding Nate's tent.
330
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,690
- Unbelievable.
331
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:53,994
You walking blackheads
stay put.
332
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,363
- Okay, seriously, dude,
where's Nate?
333
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,465
[mysterious music]
334
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,400
- Tell no one. Trust the plan.
335
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,739
- Did anyone else just hear
that music right there?
336
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,640
[bear roaring]
337
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,610
- [sobbing]
338
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,013
So this is it. This is the end.
339
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,481
I promise if I make
it outta here alive,
340
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,984
I'll never get detention again.
341
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,152
I'll even be nice
to Mrs. Godfrey.
342
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,389
And then I'll--
hey, you know what?
343
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,292
Just get me out of this mess,
and then we'll discuss terms.
344
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,994
[bear roars]
345
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,831
- Nichols! Galvin! Nate!
346
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,967
Have you fallen
into a sinkhole?
347
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,702
Reveal your coordinates pronto.
348
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,838
- Clara, up here!
349
00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:44,177
- Well, well.
Attempted eagle egg theft, huh?
350
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,611
[both chuckling]
351
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,014
Put the egg back, Wesley.
352
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,618
[eagle caws, screeches]
[both yelp]
353
00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:53,385
- I just wanna go home!
354
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,789
[solemn music]
355
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,459
- Ugh.
356
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:04,030
When all
your magnificent personas
357
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:07,067
have been cast aside,
what's left?
358
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,269
If you can't be somebody else,
359
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,804
then who are you,
Dee Dee Holloway?
360
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:13,806
[music swells]
[inhales deeply]
361
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,208
* I-- *
- Help!
362
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,244
- Do I hear?
363
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,379
Was that the sweet sound
of drama?
364
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,682
Reveal yourself,
oh, panicked prisoner!
365
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,852
- [squawking]
366
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,957
- [squawking angrily]
367
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,328
- [screeches]
368
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:39,331
[tense music]
369
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,270
- Oh, that was truly
remarkable, Clara.
370
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,373
Where did you learn
how to speak eagle?
371
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,475
- Volunteer
park ranger training.
372
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,344
Resist and protect.
373
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,812
- I didn't know
you were a ranger.
374
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,782
Guess it's our lucky day.
375
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:58,684
- [laughing]
Yes, yes, yes.
376
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,086
Also no!
377
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,389
Attempting to steal
an endangered eagle egg
378
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:08,095
is a federal offense
with a $100,000 minimum fine.
379
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,930
- Oh no, not another bill.
380
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,766
- But Clara, we don't have
that kind of money.
381
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,336
The only reason we tried
to steal the egg
382
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,569
in the first place
383
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,972
was to raise meager funds
for the school.
384
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,076
- I'm sorry, but I must uphold
385
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,810
the park ranger's
oath of conduct.
386
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,445
- Surely there's
something we could do.
387
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:29,449
Some deal we could strike
to make this disappear.
388
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,884
- [sobbing]
389
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:37,490
Oh, please! We'll do anything.
390
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,092
- Anything? Okay.
391
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,528
But it's gonna cost you.
392
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,863
[laughing]
393
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,836
- [screaming]
394
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,673
- Yoo-hoo!
Whose yonder weeping do I hear?
395
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,442
Ye, distressed one,
reveal yourself!
396
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,310
- Dee Dee! Is that you?
Save me.
397
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,413
- Ack, Nate, are you
in the cave?
398
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,150
'Cause there's
a giant bear outside.
399
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,353
- Ah, yeah. Thanks. I noticed.
Do something.
400
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,355
[bear growling]
401
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,758
- Why didn't I research
notable female bear wranglers?
402
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,794
What do I do? Who can I be?
403
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,196
[suspenseful music]
404
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,464
[gasps]
405
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:21,901
[yelling]
406
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,576
[screaming]
407
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,644
[hopeful music]
408
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,480
Whoa.
[laughs]
409
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:38,017
Wait, did I just
freak out a bear?
410
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,685
Okay. Okay.
411
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,489
What's wrong, furball?
412
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,392
Am I not chill enough for you?
413
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:51,029
Well, well, if you want chill,
you've got the wrong kid!
414
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,333
Pas de bourrée!
Kick ball change.
415
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,801
Exit stage left!
416
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,409
[gasps]
417
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,111
[laughs]
I did it.
418
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:10,217
I took a bear out by myself,
and I did it as myself!
419
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,483
Dee Dee!
420
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:14,053
The girl who was afraid
of camping!
421
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,556
- Thank you.
That was truly awesome.
422
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,089
Please don't tell anyone
about this.
423
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,392
- Are you kidding me?
424
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,627
This is gonna be chapter one
of my memoir.
425
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,762
- [groans]
426
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,900
- Ah, okay. You were right.
Camping's dope.
427
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,868
Wanna do a friend
camping trip sometime?
428
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,570
Maybe our parents can take us.
429
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,039
- Claro-que-see-you-there.
- Can I come?
430
00:19:34,105 --> 00:19:35,541
- I wanna come.
431
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,277
- Sure. We're all friends here.
432
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,613
- [groans]
[feedback squeals]
433
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,550
- For demonstrating the barest
minimum level of confidence,
434
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,354
your Wilderness Warrior Award.
435
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,922
- I won? I won! Booyah!
436
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,891
The Wrights continue
to dominate.
437
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,961
Just call me the most
awesome kid in the class.
438
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,297
- Oh, for goodness sake, Nate.
439
00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:01,032
Please just take one
and pass the rest back.
440
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,201
- Uh.
441
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,603
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
442
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:07,038
Everyone gets one
just for participating?
443
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:08,641
Seriously?
444
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,778
- Oh, look at this.
It says I participated!
445
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,079
[feedback squeals]
- [clears throat]
446
00:20:14,145 --> 00:20:17,284
Our real Wilderness Warrior
is Clara Godfrey,
447
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,853
and that's why I'm honored
to grant her tenure.
448
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,055
Now she can never be fired
from P.S. 38.
449
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,291
Let's give her a round
of applause, shall we, kids?
450
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,893
[laughs]
Clara, okay.
451
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,827
- That's great news.
- Great.
452
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,363
- This is really great
for our future.
453
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:34,366
- And to think this all started
when Nate Wright failed
454
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,568
to stake down his tent.
455
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,171
Thank you, Nate.
456
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,512
- [growls]
457
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:51,417
- Oh, look who survived.
#bummed.
458
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,251
- You guys totally punked me.
459
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,855
Everybody gets
a Wilderness Warrior Award.
460
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,124
You don't have to
do anything for it.
461
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,991
- I know.
462
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:02,362
- [growling]
463
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,596
Dad! Da--
- Stifle it, doofus.
464
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:07,299
Obviously, it's a bogus award,
but dad doesn't know that.
465
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,336
Maybe he remembers it wrong
or I don't know,
466
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,503
maybe he's, like, senile,
but he's convinced
467
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,972
that he was some sort of
big winner back then, okay?
468
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,842
So just shut your mouth
and let him keep believing
469
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,044
that we are the uber campers
that he thinks he is.
470
00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:20,246
- Hey, champ,
how'd the trip go?
471
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,414
- Did you bring home anything
for the trophy cubby?
472
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,049
And if you say no, that's okay.
473
00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:25,518
I'll just hide
my disappointment
474
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,621
behind a wall of junk food
and knock-knock jokes.
475
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,123
- Yeah.
Well, it turns out that--
476
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:35,027
[hopeful music]
477
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:38,631
It turns out
that I'm a Wilderness Warrior
478
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,166
just like you guys.
Whoop-a-cha!
479
00:21:41,232 --> 00:21:43,201
- [laughing, stammering]
480
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:46,305
I wanted this.
I wanted this bad for you!
481
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,740
Oh, my baby boy.
482
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,609
Let me unbutton my pants
483
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:53,311
and sit down to hear
all about it.
484
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,213
[groans]
This is amazing.
485
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,417
- Yeah, yeah, everybody
freaked out except me.
486
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,186
So I had to protect
my less awesome classmates--
487
00:22:01,252 --> 00:22:03,355
and weapons of tree bark
and trail mix.
488
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,656
And then...
489
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:05,857
- [caws]
490
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,431
- * I've got a tent
and no money for rent *
491
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,898
* But I know where to go *
492
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,634
* Camping, camping *
493
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,403
* I'll eat with my hands,
shovel beans from some cans *
494
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,003
* Wipe my bottom with leaves *
495
00:22:18,069 --> 00:22:19,506
* Camping, camping *
496
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,574
* I run out of meat
or no fire for heat *
497
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,308
* Gonna eat my best friend *
498
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,810
* Camping, camping *
499
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,012
* Saw a lizard today
drinking café au lait *
500
00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:28,548
* Am I losing my mind? *
501
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,215
* Camping, camping *
502
00:22:30,281 --> 00:22:31,884
* Camping, no camping,
yes camping, why camping *
503
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,386
* Maybe some glamping
but isn't that camping? *
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