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[crows cawing]
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[splatters]
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- And finally,
the science department
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is looking for any pets
you no longer need.
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The type of pet doesn't matter
as long as it can run.
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- Thank you
for those inspirational words,
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Mr. Galvin.
- Crawling is fine too.
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Just as long
as their breathing--ah!
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- And moving on
to more enjoyable news,
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it's my pleasure to announce
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that in celebration
of another year
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without losing a single student
to homeschooling,
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this fall's costume ball
theme is...
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"The Legend of the Homeschool
Corn Girl."
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[students muttering]
- Wow.
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- Now, for those
unfamiliar with the legend,
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Dee Dee Hollowway will dance
out the same exact words
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I'll be saying with my mouth
as I tell the tale.
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Long ago, a group of circus
folk came to Rackleff.
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Their star attraction
was a little girl
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said to have the voice
of an angel from the heavens.
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- [voice cracks] * Oh *
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- Now, because these circus
folk were always on the road,
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the girl had
to be homeschooled
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on the family bus.
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One evening, the circus family
decided to park their bus
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in a corn field.
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'Cause that's what them
circus families do, you know.
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I don't know why.
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But suddenly,
a freakish storm swept in.
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- Ah!
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- They were never seen again.
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Lost forever in the corn field.
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As legend goes,
he who sees the corn girl
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is doomed.
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Doomed, doomed...
- * Corn girl dark dance! *
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* Corn girl dark dance!
Corn girl dark dance! *
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* Corn girl dark dance!
Corn girl-- *
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- Dee Dee!
- [gasps]
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[applause]
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On a more upbeat note,
I was able to double
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this year's dance budget
by selling off
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some classroom chalk
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along with a pint
of my own plasma.
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We have fifty whole dollars
to spend. Ah?
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Woot-woot!
Up in the house, y'all.
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- Who's read to make our
PS 38 dance totally awesome?
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Woot woot!
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[upbeat music]
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* Don't want to go
to school today *
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* The sun is red hot
and I wanna play *
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* But if I get caught
they'll make me pay *
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* Detention again *
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- * Big Nate, Big Nate *
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- * Math and social studies
just ain't my thing *
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- * Big Nate, Big Nate *
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- * Rocking with my band
is where I'm king *
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* Stealing the teacher's teeth
or bailing on a test *
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- * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh *
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* Big Nate *
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[loud clang]
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[loud crash]
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[upbeat music]
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- Okay, here's like
the $24 million question.
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It's a costume ball.
What are we going as?
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- What if we all dressed up
together as something moist?
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[music stops]
- Eh?
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- Oh, I got it.
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We're all gonna go...
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all: Uh-huh?
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- As the one and only...
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all: Uh-huh?
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- Time Disruptors!
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- Greatest idea ever!
- That's amazing!
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- So you're probably wondering
who the Time Disruptors are.
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Only the greatest
action franchise
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in the history of cinema.
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The Time Disruptors
are a group of scientists
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whose mission it is
to better the world
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by changing the past,
which inevitably
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messes everything up
in the future.
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I play Dr. Chip Destiny,
lead Disruptor.
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He's a wild and unpredictable
microbiologist.
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Dee Dee plays
Dr. Gwendoline Starfire.
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Cracker jack DNA sequencer.
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Francis plays Dr. Ace Clarion,
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anxious hypochondriac
neurosurgeon.
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Teddy plays Dr. Jax Euripides,
expert in quantum mechanics
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and salsa dancing.
- [growls]
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- And finally, Chad plays
Nurse Spencer Marconi,
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Time Disruptor in training
and all-around fix-it nurse.
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- Turn your head and cough.
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- So that's us,
the Time Disruptors.
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We are going to own
our first ever PS 38 dance.
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Any questions?
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[rock music sting]
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- you called for me,
Principal Nichols?
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- In, in. Grab a seat.
You look worried.
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- I'm not worried.
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It's just an explanation
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for my constant state
of emotions.
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- The reason I brought you here
today is that there's a girl
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at Jefferson Middle School
who needs a tutor.
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- Y-yeah?
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- Well, according to whatever
these colorful designs are,
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you're the smartest
sixth grader at PS 38.
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Mazel tov!
[ceiling rumbles]
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[crashing]
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- Did someone call
for the smartest sixth grader
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at PS 38?
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- I appreciate the hustle,
Gina, but no.
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I definitely did not call
for you.
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- Mm-kay.
Right outside if you do.
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- Uh, Principal Nichols,
I've never tutored before.
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Maybe Gina--
- No! Gina is terrifying.
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She has the people skills
of an aggressive car salesman.
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Oh, Francis,
we need this to go well
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so parents will send
their kids here
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instead of Jefferson.
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We'll get a tax break.
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We'll fix the kitchen!
[sobbing]
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- Fine.
- Fine?
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- That's what I said. Fine.
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I just hope my friends
don't find out I'm helping...
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Jefferson.
[ominous orchestral sting]
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Mm?
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[ominous music]
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* *
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[sudden whooshing]
Hmm?
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[laughing nervously]
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Uh...
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- [growling]
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[growling continues]
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- [whispering] Corn girl...
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- Whoa.
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[majestic music]
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- Pthh!
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- Hello?
- Ah!
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- Are you Francis?
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- Uh...
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[tender music]
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- Hi. I'm Sabina Shah.
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Nice jump. Gotta work
on that landing though.
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- Wait for me.
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[ominous music]
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- [chuckles menacingly]
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- Where's Francis?
- No idea.
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That kid's been acting
squirrely of late.
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- Well, I like squirrels.
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- Uh...
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- Dude! Where's
your Ace Clarion costume?
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- I, uh--was that today?
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- 14 hours, 7 minutes,
and 6 seconds
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before our very first
PS 38 dance. Ha.
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I mean, wow.
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Wow.
[watch beeping]
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- Uh, I gotta split.
- What?
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- What is up
with our Ace Clarion?
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- I don't know.
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One thing's for sure.
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We need to start prying
into every aspect
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of Francis's life, removing
every morsel of privacy he has.
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Immediately.
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[rock music]
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Time Disruptors, saddle up.
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* *
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- Hmm.
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- [growling, barking]
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- Ah!
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- Time Disruptors,
it's going down.
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Oh--
[smacking]
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- [gasps] There!
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[all gasping]
- What is he doing?
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- Looks like we'll be heading
into enemy territory.
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- Eh?
- Hmm?
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all: Whoa!
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- There's schools in heaven?
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- It's so shiny.
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- This must've cost money.
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- This is the prettiest school
I've ever seen.
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- Hmm?
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- Jefferson is having
their own masquerade ball
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on the exact same day
as our costume ball.
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all: [gasping]
- What's a masquerade?
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- Oh, it's snob for "costume."
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- Ooh, target identified.
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- Hang on, Time Disruptors.
I got this.
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Target identified.
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- Is he talking to a girl?
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- I think
they're reading together.
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Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
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- Is Francis tutoring...
[gasps] The enemy?
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- Is that right?
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- Uh, close.
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The idea is to use geometric
nets to find
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the surface area of figures.
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- Oh, so would
a net like this work?
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- Uh, I, uh,
I don't see why not.
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Let me just make
a few adjustments.
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[music swelling]
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- * Till now I always got by
on my own *
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* I never really cared
until-- *
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- [shouting]
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- What the?
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- Heroic spacing,
Time Disruptors!
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- [humming]
- What the?
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- Silence,
treasonous butt-brain.
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- Francis, what's going on?
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- How could you give away
PS 38's top secrets?
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- The only secrets I'm giving
away are geometry tips.
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- Aha--wait, what?
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- Dah! [winces]
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Ah! She's trying to drain
your brain, Francis.
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- "She" is named Sabina.
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And how does one drain a brain,
precisely?
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- I could show you.
Just need a straw.
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- Francis, come on, you're
the smartest kid at PS 38.
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I mean, to Jefferson,
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that makes you solid gold,
baby.
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They're gonna suck
the knowledge out of you
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until the inside of your skull
is a Saharan butt-brain desert.
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- Truth.
Happened to a friend of mine.
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Kid was named Chad!
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[giggling] Ooh! Look at it!
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- Wait a minute.
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This is just like the plot
of the Time Disruptors classic,
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"Crisis on Planet Brain."
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- I'm sorry about all this.
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- No, I'm sorry.
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I didn't think you tutoring me
was such a big deal.
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- It's not.
Can I call you later?
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[gentle music]
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* *
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- Hmm.
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- Principal Nichols
is making me tutor Sabina.
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It's not a big deal.
- Hmm. Okay.
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Apology accepted.
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And, hey, maybe
there's a small possibility
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I got a little carried away
in there.
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- [snorts] Wait, wait.
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A small possibility?
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- Yeah,
you went full hissy-fit, Nate.
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- Uh, hello!
Has everyone forgotten
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the mission?
First dance as PS 38?
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Ring a bell?
Greatest night of our lives?
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But Francis
is a Time Disruptor.
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We need five to make it work.
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- I get it,
but you have to trust me.
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Sabina is just
a girl I'm tutoring.
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Nothing more.
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- [growls]
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- * But that's not true *
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* There's something about her
I can't explain *
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* A feeling inside
I can't contain *
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00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,539
* Charter school girl,
charter school girl *
256
00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:10,143
* I wish you went
to public school *
257
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,578
* Charter school girl,
charter school girl *
258
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:15,081
* That lottery system
sure is cruel *
259
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,717
* Charter school girl,
charter school girl *
260
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,386
* I know I may sound
like a fool *
261
00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:22,355
* But that's me *
262
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,758
* I also drool *
263
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,594
* But here we are *
264
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:30,263
* From opposing sides *
265
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,932
* Your school is amazing.
266
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,802
* And mine makes mothers cry *
267
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,269
all: * Wah-wah-wah *
268
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,270
- * But here we are *
269
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,807
* Charter school girl *
270
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,076
* I really like you *
271
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,879
* *
272
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,115
* Charter school girl,
charter school girl *
273
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:52,152
* I've only kissed
my mom before *
274
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,321
* Charter school girl,
charter school girl *
275
00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:57,624
* Don't mind my lip,
it's just a cold sore *
276
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,893
* Charter school girl,
charter school girl *
277
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,629
* I'll be the butter
for your lobster thermidor *
278
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:07,167
* Sometimes I hunt
with a bird of prey *
279
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,369
* You should also know *
280
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,205
* Before we get too far *
281
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,307
* I struggle with IBS,
social anxiety *
282
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,644
* And a wheezy chest *
283
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,312
* But here we are *
284
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,816
* Charter school girl *
285
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,085
* I really like you *
286
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,921
* Ooh *
287
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,857
[sudden orchestral sting]
- Ah!
288
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:32,158
[screaming]
289
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,427
- [voice distorted]
Stay away from Jefferson.
290
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,363
- W-why me?
What did I do to you?
291
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:38,097
- Don't get smart with me, boy.
292
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,000
- Uh...
293
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:43,169
- Unless you want this
to happen.
294
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:46,572
[munching]
295
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,908
- [whimpering]
296
00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:51,477
- You don't want
a second helping.
297
00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:54,713
- [whispering] Corn girl...
298
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:59,251
[Men Without Hats'
"Safety Dance" playing]
299
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:06,058
* *
300
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,995
- * We can dance
if we want to *
301
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,230
* We can leave
your friends behind *
302
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,530
* 'Cause your friends
don't dance *
303
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:12,899
* And if they don't dance *
304
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,234
* Well, they're
no friends of mine *
305
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,802
- [growls]
- Ah!
306
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,403
- * We can go
where we want to *
307
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,572
* There's a place
they'll never find *
308
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,241
* And we can act like we come
from out of this world *
309
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,311
* Leave the real one
far behind *
310
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,614
* And we can dance *
- * Or sing *
311
00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,682
[ominous music]
312
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,217
- [whispering] Corn girl...
313
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,586
- Hey, wanna go to this
with me?
314
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:38,158
[rock music]
315
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,293
- [laughs nervously]
316
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,297
And then the corn girl tells me
to stay away from Jefferson.
317
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,932
[gulps] Or else.
318
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,335
- Wow, bro, you must've done
something to make her angry.
319
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,870
Bet it's
your obsessive flossing.
320
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,841
- I don't know why you're
freaking out so much, Francis.
321
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,442
If the corn girl hates
Jefferson,
322
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,144
that means she's on our side.
323
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,746
- Well, look at this.
324
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,850
What a nice surprise.
325
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,018
- [laughs]
Principal Nichols.
326
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,620
Mr. Galvin.
So good to see you...
327
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,188
[quietly] He said, lying.
328
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,557
What are you doing here?
329
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,292
We're trying to make up
for lost revenue,
330
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,394
but, uh, these decorations
aren't selling door-to-door.
331
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,629
- Would anyone like to buy
a blacklight poster
332
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,066
of yours truly?
333
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,033
[shocked scream]
334
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,503
- Guys,
I seriously think I'm blind.
335
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,571
- Oh...
336
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,907
- Francis, my boy genius.
337
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,042
I hear things
are going swimmingly.
338
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:32,412
Even got yourself an invitation
to their masquerade ball, huh?
339
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,780
Mm, huh?
[chuckles]
340
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:38,051
I smell a gluten-free frier
in this school's future.
341
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,020
[excited babbling]
Love that gluten-free.
342
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,756
- Nate, let me explain.
- [growls]
343
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,562
- Nate, talk to me.
Come on, dude.
344
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,131
- I have nothing to say to you.
345
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,167
You sold your soul
to Jefferson.
346
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,970
Five Disruptors is the unit.
Not four. Five.
347
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,371
So like I said,
I have nothing to say to you.
348
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,107
- Do you even hear yourself?
349
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,076
- Uh, no.
And you can't hear me either.
350
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,446
Because, hello, I'm giving you
the silent treatment.
351
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,514
- I wasn't even going
to the Jefferson party.
352
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,716
But now I'm definitely going.
353
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,254
- Francis has betrayed us
for Jefferson.
354
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,323
He's abandoned
the Time Disruptors.
355
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,125
I mean, how are we
supposed to take control
356
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,692
of our destiny now?
357
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:24,496
- Last time I checked,
Francis was our friend.
358
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:29,101
When one Time Disruptor falls,
do we not all fall?
359
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,102
[inspiring music swells]
360
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,337
That's it.
361
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:32,772
- Wait, that's it?
362
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,173
You aren't even going to answer
the fall question?
363
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,844
- Hey, look. Dee Dee's right.
364
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,145
- Thank you, Nate.
365
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,580
- No, not about Francis.
366
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,182
His brain has clearly
been drained.
367
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,183
But he was once
a Time Disruptor.
368
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,653
And we never leave
one of our own behind,
369
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,955
brainless or not.
370
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,222
Time Disruptors, mount up.
371
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,960
We have one last mission
to complete.
372
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,928
[rock music]
373
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,798
* *
374
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,768
- [laughs]
375
00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,580
- Mm, I feel out of place
in these clothes.
376
00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:15,282
- Oh, stop overthinking it.
377
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,416
Nobody's gonna notice.
378
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,518
- You have precisely
two seconds
379
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,620
to explain whatever it is
you think you're wearing.
380
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:25,125
- Uh, we thought we'd go
as the public school losers
381
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,158
from across the street.
382
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,995
[tense music]
383
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,397
- [chuckles] Nice one.
384
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,131
Have fun, kiddies.
385
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:36,036
- Guys, I think we need
disguises for our disguises.
386
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,671
- 'Ello, love.
- 'Ello, darling.
387
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,006
- [gasps]
388
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,042
[mysterious music]
389
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,911
[scanner whirs]
390
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,513
- Blue blood detected.
391
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,947
- * I get knocked down,
but I get up again *
392
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,682
* You're never gonna
keep me d-- *
393
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,684
- I've seen this before
while doing research
394
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,787
for my cyberpunk version
of "Ibsen's Ghost."
395
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,788
- And I said,
"That's not my yacht,
396
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,259
that's my butler's yacht."
[chuckles]
397
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,592
- Watch this.
398
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:04,464
[scanner whirs]
399
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,466
- Blue blood detected.
400
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,601
- * I get knocked down,
but I get up again *
401
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,870
* You're never gonna
keep me down *
402
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,971
- All right, guys,
remember to blend in.
403
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,506
Think rich.
- Diamond!
404
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:17,443
- Status is in the shoulders.
Shoulders.
405
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,111
- Ow! One more please.
406
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,149
- Hey, don't be seduced
by the charter school opulence.
407
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,083
Eh! We're here to save Francis.
408
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,318
Let's do this!
409
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:29,655
- And I told my dad
I don't need a jumbo jet,
410
00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:31,857
a regular one will do
just fine.
411
00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:32,924
[laughs]
412
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:41,201
- Anyone happen to catch the
latest Dow Industrial Average?
413
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,470
- Whoa!
414
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,207
Wow, these spikes
are even more comfy
415
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,775
than the ones at home.
416
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:52,979
- Rather painterly considering
the artist's oeuvre.
417
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,081
- Hmm. Rather bold.
418
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,716
- [laughs]
419
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,152
In the words
of Van Gogh's severed ear,
420
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,888
"Say what?"
- I beg your pardon?
421
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:04,490
- Oh, come on.
This is a total fake.
422
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,892
If this were real,
423
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,859
I wouldn't be able to lean
against the muslin
424
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:08,961
because it would--
425
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,630
Uh-oh.
426
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,834
[screams]
427
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,702
[sonar beeping]
428
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,770
- Hmm?
429
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,539
Francis.
430
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,609
Ugh, school dances are meant
to be spent with friends,
431
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,678
not with some girl
who, I don't know,
432
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,046
seems perfect and nice.
433
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,781
Probably has rich person
sugar cookie breath.
434
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,719
- And--and then I said,
"That's not a lima bean,
435
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,721
but you should really
go see a doctor."
436
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,888
[both laugh]
437
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,460
[pleasant music]
438
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,061
- Oh, wow.
Francis looks really happy.
439
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,897
Maybe coming here was too...
disruptive.
440
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,567
[loud clanging]
441
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,769
[loud crashing]
442
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,707
- Oh!
443
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,076
- Stop running away from me.
444
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,746
Stand your ground!
- Ah!
445
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:00,980
- I said stop running away
from me.
446
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,382
- If this were
a Time Disruptor movie,
447
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,284
messing with
Francis finding happiness
448
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,287
would result in some future
filled with untold horrors.
449
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,087
But awesome.
450
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:13,259
Time Disruptors, time
to disrupt time one more time.
451
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,194
[epic music]
452
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,364
Ah!
- Ah!
453
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,534
- I think I broke
my vestigial tail.
454
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,503
- Principal Nichols?
- Shh! I snuck in.
455
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,005
By the way, have you tried
the tzatziki
456
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,173
at the servants' buffet?
457
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,575
To die for.
458
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,243
- Et tu, Wes-ley?
459
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,444
- Please don't judge me.
460
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,213
I'm an underpaid
middle school academic
461
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,482
with a 401k matching at 2%.
462
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,884
I wanted to shape young minds.
463
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,287
Now I steal chalk.
464
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,322
What have I become--
465
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,855
- Oh, come on, snap out of it.
466
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,857
PS 38 students are in trouble.
467
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:48,094
- Trouble?
Nobody messes with my kids.
468
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,395
All secure, Nate?
469
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,364
- That's Chip Destiny,
Principal--ah!
470
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,932
[epic music]
471
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,167
- Uh...
472
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,270
- You're mine now.
- Ah!
473
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,672
- [cackles]
474
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:00,906
Hey!
475
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,278
- If we die,
can they at least bury us
476
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,047
in the mausoleum out back?
477
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,183
[all growling]
478
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,119
- Nate?
479
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,390
You crashed
the Jefferson masquerade ball?
480
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,192
- No, no, no, no,
it's not what you think.
481
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:23,563
- Francis, what is it with you
and your PS 38 friends?
482
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,830
You're like a cult.
483
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:27,534
- That cult rumor
was never proven!
484
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,501
- Francis,
the Time Disruptors--
485
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,338
no, I had no right
to get mad at you
486
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:33,873
for doing what makes you happy.
487
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,875
I know being happy for you
isn't easy
488
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,411
because of all
of your really intense issues.
489
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,179
- I--what--issues?
490
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,580
I don't have any issues.
491
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,715
- I think emotional flaws
are cute.
492
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:46,051
- Wow. It's like I created you
in a lab.
493
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:48,688
- Anyway, back to me
and what I've learned.
494
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,789
I've learned that--
495
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,659
I've learned
the Time Disruptors
496
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,594
are friends for life,
497
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,497
but you've also gotta let
your friends have a life.
498
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,232
- Not me!
I am totally codependent.
499
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,167
[giggles]
500
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,237
[tender music]
501
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,005
[crowd booing]
502
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,641
- Ugh. When are
you public school children
503
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,209
going to learn
you're not like us?
504
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,810
Charter school, hoo-yah.
505
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,945
all: Charter school, hoo-yah.
506
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,882
- Seriously? You guys gotta
get over yourselves.
507
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,717
It's a lottery. You got lucky.
508
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,618
- Technically
it's not a lottery.
509
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,320
It's vouchers.
- Ah!
510
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,122
[screaming]
511
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,423
- Francis!
512
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,160
- [voice distorted]
Hands off. He's mine.
513
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,196
[ominous music]
514
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:34,232
- The homeschool corn girl!
515
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,236
- You! I'm stalking you.
516
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,605
Get it? Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
517
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,340
I warned you,
518
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,643
stay away from Jefferson.
519
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,077
Now everyone's
gonna get corned.
520
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,748
[all screaming]
- Ah! It's the Corn Girl!
521
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,284
- Ugh,
it smells like discounts!
522
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,251
[screaming continues]
523
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,423
- She's going to corn us!
She's going to corn us all.
524
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,025
[evil laughter]
[both screaming]
525
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,727
- I warned you.
526
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,798
- Time Disruptors, and Sabina,
on me!
527
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,500
- Friends?
- Friends.
528
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,169
Ah!
[all shouting]
529
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,576
- [gasps]
530
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,747
[screaming continues]
531
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,183
[loud crash]
532
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,289
- Wait a minute.
Our party is still going on.
533
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:32,459
Right, Principal Nichols?
534
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,726
- Yes.
535
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,362
And, as principal,
I should probably go
536
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,128
as far as making an appearance.
537
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:40,767
- You know, this is
still our first PS 38 dance.
538
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,102
And while things
maybe didn't go as I planned,
539
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,971
that still doesn't mean
we can't have fun.
540
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,874
all: Taking control
of our destiny!
541
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,479
[laughter]
542
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:56,315
[screams]
543
00:21:56,383 --> 00:22:00,619
- Who's the smartest kid
at PS 38 now, Francis?
544
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:03,122
[cackles]
545
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,724
[chomps]
- [whispering] Corn girl.
546
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:12,330
[upbeat music]
547
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:19,538
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