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- [snoring]
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- [grunting]
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[breezy upbeat music]
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[feather ruffling]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, kids.
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Dan Cupid Love Consultant here.
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And I have a special delivery
for Nate Wright.
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Has anyone seen him?
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all: He's over there.
He's over there.
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- Huh?
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Aha!
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[arrow whistling]
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- Huh! Ahh!
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Thanks, kids!
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- [groans]
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It's Valentine's Day,
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the day I declare
my undying love for Jenny.
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- ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪
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[dramatic music]
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- [gasps]
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Our yearly review is today
at 3:00 p.m.
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right before school gets out.
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If the inspection
doesn't go well,
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they'll shut down the school.
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- Why wouldn't the inspection
go well?
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Ugh!
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- See. It's already begun.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- What? The school looks great.
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- People think Valentine's Day
is about love,
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but it's about stress
and rejection.
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The inspectors want to see
a full classroom
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of smiling faces,
not sadness and despair.
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Funding will be cut again
all because of love
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and it's evil super spreader
Valentine's Day.
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- You know,
I gave up love years ago
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when I started sleeping in my
classroom to avoid my family.
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Mm. Best decision I ever made.
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My sleep is so restful.
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- We can't let PS 38 fall
to this corrupt pagan ritual.
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I've already had to go
to extremes
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to Keep the school budget
in the black.
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I've begun renting out lockers
to squirrels to collect
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and sell their nuts.
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- [gasps]
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Ahh!
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- I've started hiring robots
to substitute teach.
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They're unlicensed,
so we don't have to pay them.
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[robot whirring]
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[both screaming]
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I've even had kids
fund-raising
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for the music program
by making clogs for sailors.
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all: Thanks, kids.
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- PS 38 must keep attendance
high today
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or we could lose everything.
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- Principal Nichols,
I have a message for you.
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- Just put the note
on my desk, Geraldine.
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- Oh,
but it's awfully important.
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- Later.
I need to stay focused.
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Happy kids. We need
to see happy kids today.
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Happy kids, happy kids.
Happy kids.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Don't want to go
to school today ♪
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♪ The sun is red hot
and I wanna play ♪
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♪ But if I get caught
they'll make me pay ♪
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♪ Detention again ♪
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- ♪ Big Nate, Big Nate ♪
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- ♪ Math and social studies
just ain't my thing ♪
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- ♪ Big Nate, Big Nate ♪
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- ♪ Rocking with my band
is where I'm king ♪
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♪ Stealing the teacher's teeth
or bailing on a test ♪
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- ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Big Nate ♪
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[loud clang]
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[loud crash]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Today's the day.
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I'm finally making
Jenny my Valentine.
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- I didn't even know
you liked Jenny.
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- Yeah, well, my feelings
for Jenny have been
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in stealth mode
since Kindergarten.
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Wasn't sure I could commit
to one girl.
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But now that I've grown up,
I've decided Jenny is the one
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I want to spend
the rest of my life with.
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- Wow. All right.
That--that's a lot to express.
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- Yeah, well, that's why I need
a grand gesture
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to get her attention.
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- ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪
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- Artur.
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I'm gonna ignore
his presence for now,
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PS 38's handsome outsider
that everyone thinks
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is so interesting
even though he isn't.
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- Flower, no.
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Artur friend.
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- [laughs]
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All right.
Now I gotta figure out
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what my grand gesture
is gonna be.
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Grand gesture. Grand gesture.
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- Today is that day.
We're announcing the winner
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of the Valentine's Day
art contest.
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Whoever it is will win
a pizza party fit for a king.
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- Ooh, a pizza party?
Well, that sounds just grand.
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Ooh, here comes my set.
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- That does sound grand,
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like a very grand
gesture indeed.
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- Nate, you didn't
enter the contest.
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- The rules of your world
do not concern me.
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- Mr. Rosa, are you selecting
the winner?
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- Oh, no. Too hard.
You know me. I'm a lover.
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No hurt feelings with Mr. Rosa.
I asked Coach John to decide.
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- Confiscated. Confiscated.
Confiscated.
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This is a good haul.
I better get this to my office.
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[munching]
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- I gotta act quick.
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[sneaky music]
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♪ ♪
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Pshh, amateur hour.
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[whistling]
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Make way for a professional.
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[footsteps tapping]
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[gasps]
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[doorknob rattling]
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- Why does the law require gym
teachers to carry so many keys?
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- [gasping]
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[dramatic music]
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- Hmmm.
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♪ ♪
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Nate Wright.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
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- [laughs]
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[clears throat]
Attention. Attention.
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I, Nate Wright,
have won the art contest,
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and I shall be gifting
my pizza party to all of PS 38.
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[cheers and applause]
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[Boston's
"More Than a Feeling]
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- ♪ So many people ♪
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[telephone rings]
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- Hello. Generic Pizza Joint.
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- [indistinct]
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- Wait. We sponsored
a free pizza party at PS 38?
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Doesn't sound like something
I'd agree to, but okay.
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Zeff, We got a big order.
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Grab the extra boxes
from the back.
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- ♪ Please don't puke ♪
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[broom rattles]
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♪ These are the moments ♪
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- Well they ain't here.
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- ♪ Please don't let go ♪
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- Huh, he must have meant
the outside way back.
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic music]
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- Hey, thanks for the pizza,
dude.
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- Ahh, no problem.
Happy to do it.
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- Nate, you're like
a minor celebrity.
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- [laughs]
I know.
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Now I just have to find
the right Valentine for Jenny.
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Since I'm an award-winning
artist,
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I thought
I might give her this one.
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- Whoa, whoa.
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You can't just dump
a Valentine's Day card on Jenny
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without some warning,
especially a homemade one.
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- Okay, why?
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- She could freak out, and
you'd end up scaring her off.
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Not that it isn't already
terrifying enough that you've
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been secretly stalking her
for the last six years.
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- Hey, she was out
with foot-and-mouth
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for much of third grade.
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So technically,
it's five years.
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- Oh, okay.
Let me run point on this.
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Jenny and I
have actually spoken.
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- My man doesn't need
an assist.
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He's got this. Be direct.
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- If your love for Jenny is
real love, you can't hold back.
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You have to tell her.
My mom always tells me
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to say "I love you" to my Nana
before I hang up the phone
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in case
she never answers again.
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- What's this?
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- It's a pizza party
courtesy of Nate Wright.
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- What's the catch?
- No catch.
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Nate won
the annual art contest.
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- Hmm.
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Nate Wright.
- [gasps]
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- Come here.
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- Uh, y-y-yes, sir.
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- You're telling me that you
won the school art contest
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with that bowl of fruit?
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- Hi.
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- Uh, yes?
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[dramatic music]
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- Good job, my boy.
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There's nothing kids
like better than free pizza.
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Look at all those happy faces.
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- Well, it's my pleasure
to be part of the team, sir.
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- We're not a regular
school today.
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We're a cool school,
am I right?
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Here, give it up
on the backhand side.
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[scatting]
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Kids stay at school
for free pizza, Galvin.
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I should have thought
of this earlier.
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Mrs. Corzini, I've decided to
give away free cookies today.
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- We no have enough.
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A lot of ones in kitchen
bunker, they are expired.
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- Well, those dates are
really just
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"suggestions," aren't they?
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- Nyet.
- Well, kids love free stuff.
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and I'm keeping everyone happy
today for our annual review.
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Hey, kids.
Who wants free cookies?
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[cheers and applause]
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It's nice being the good guy
for a change.
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[chicken clucking]
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- Easy. There's enough pizza
for everyone.
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- Where is Jenny?
She's missing my grand gesture.
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Ohh.
Oh, no, no, no.
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- Maybe she packed a lunch?
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- How dare you.
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- Psst. If we want pizza,
we need to cut in line.
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Do what needs to be done.
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- [sighs]
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- Nate, please tell me--
- Jenny?
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪
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- Jenny! Hi!
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- Whoa. Easy. Easy.
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- Stop it. Stop it. Jenny, hi.
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D-do you want
to stand in line with us?
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- We'd love to. Thanks.
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- Huh?
- Hey, where's my pizza?
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- Careful, children.
I don't have insurance.
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- [gasps]
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- What's going on?
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- There's--there's
no more pizza.
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- What?
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- Don't worry.
I snagged you a slice.
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We will never speak
of what I had to do to get it.
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- Mmm, nom-nom-nom-nom.
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Hmm?
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Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
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- I'm so hungry.
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- Dee Dee, quick.
This is my chance to show Jenny
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how much I care about her.
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I will feed the fire
of hunger inside her.
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- Why don't you try introducing
yourself first?
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- Jenny! I can find you
something to eat.
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- Really? Thank you.
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- Hey, Chad. Hey, where did you
get that slice?
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Are you hoarding food
in the portables again?
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- Guilty.
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I like collecting food
for both nourishment and fun.
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Come on.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, uh,
after we get the pizza,
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maybe a romantic picnic
on the grass would be nice?
257
00:11:08,057 --> 00:11:10,365
- Sound great, friend Nate.
- [groans]
258
00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:14,543
[wind howling]
259
00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:15,717
- Ohh!
260
00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:18,024
[all groaning]
261
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,462
- Uh, everything okay, guys?
262
00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:25,336
[all groaning]
263
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,469
- [retching]
264
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:30,427
- Oh, gross.
265
00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:33,126
I'm gonna go now.
266
00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:34,389
Oh, no.
267
00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:37,434
[retching]
268
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:38,610
- Uh, Chad?
269
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,307
- [retching]
270
00:11:40,394 --> 00:11:42,265
- Oh, no.
271
00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:45,052
- I can't watch.
272
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,706
You shouldn't have
brought us here.
273
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,273
- No, no, no, wait.
We could...uh, uh, uh.
274
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,231
- We still have Nate's slice.
We can share it.
275
00:11:51,318 --> 00:11:53,755
- No. I want Jenny to have it.
276
00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:56,192
- This very kind, friend Nate.
277
00:11:56,279 --> 00:12:00,763
- Thank you, friend Artur.
278
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,461
- Take that, you pizza stealer.
279
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:06,376
- Uh, guys, did we all just see
those kids barf
280
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,423
all over the portable?
What if it was the pizza?
281
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:14,341
- Why are you trying to destroy
my happiness?
282
00:12:14,428 --> 00:12:16,299
- Thank you.
283
00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:18,302
- W-w-w-wait. Jenny. Jenny.
Where are you going?
284
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:22,350
- Oh, no.
285
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,787
[retching]
286
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:28,182
- Teddy!
287
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:28,965
- Run.
288
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,447
- What?
- Run!
289
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,014
[both screaming]
290
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,711
- It doesn't even look human.
291
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,278
- Students?
292
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,845
Students.
- [retching]
293
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,542
What the devil...
[gasps]
294
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,283
What could be going on?
295
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,459
[gasps]
296
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,895
Galvin, I've done
a terrible thing.
297
00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:48,942
I gave everyone
expired cookies.
298
00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:51,509
I think I poisoned the school.
299
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,336
Are you listening?
300
00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:56,297
- It's okay, Wesley.
I didn't eat any cookies.
301
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,602
Only pizza.
302
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,431
[retching]
303
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:03,607
Sorry, I just got--ooh.
I'm almost finished.
304
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:06,480
Ooh. It's almost out.
305
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:07,830
[retching]
306
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,789
- The things I have seen
in those bathrooms.
307
00:13:10,876 --> 00:13:13,052
We have to close the school.
308
00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:16,011
This is a Valentine's Day
of Horror!
309
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,536
- It's okay.
Everything is okay.
310
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:21,191
Everyone with second period
lunch hasn't had any pizza.
311
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,498
They'll be fine. We'll keep
the inspectors up there, right?
312
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:24,716
Easy peasy.
313
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,240
[bell rings]
314
00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:28,328
Okay, we're going
to the multi-purpose room
315
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,244
to watch movies
for the rest of the day.
316
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,722
How's that sound? Okay?
317
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,812
- Hey, Principal Nichols.
318
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:36,510
I'm wondering if you might
consider letting us go home
319
00:13:36,597 --> 00:13:39,165
to be with our loved ones
during this dark hour.
320
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,298
It would give those of us
who need it
321
00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:44,213
time to plan
a new grand gesture of love.
322
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,650
- Grand gesture of love?
Grand gesture of love?
323
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,610
You brought this pestilence
to my school.
324
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,525
The pizza was bad.
325
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,918
[thunder crashing]
326
00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,355
Stay here and stay quiet.
327
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,269
I'm gonna check
on the other students.
328
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,140
It probably isn't
as bad as it looks.
329
00:13:58,227 --> 00:14:00,056
In fact, I know it's not.
Ooh, happy day.
330
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,320
- Ahh, I wish Jenny was here.
331
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,408
- Are you still moaning
over Jenny
332
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:09,849
when there is a food-pocalypse
happening all around us?
333
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:13,504
- That's exactly my point.
Jenny needs me to rescue her.
334
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,767
She's out there
in the elements...
335
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,856
- It's sunny.
- Alone.
336
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,553
- She's with her boyfriend.
337
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,294
- We need to make sure
she's okay. This is love!
338
00:14:25,472 --> 00:14:29,738
- Oh, happy day.
339
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,174
- Save you I will, my love.
340
00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:34,221
- Have you always been
a mouth breather?
341
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,615
- We live forever here
and be happy.
342
00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,008
- What will we eat or drink?
343
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,532
- One Valentine's Day
in Stylgravia,
344
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,620
all we had for eat and gift
345
00:14:43,707 --> 00:14:46,188
was back hair
from local hunchback.
346
00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:50,411
We feast this day.
I might have some--
347
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,759
- Maybe we could just eat
that piece of pizza
348
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:54,283
from earlier instead.
349
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:55,677
both: Ahh!
350
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,374
Huh? Huh? What?
351
00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,246
- Uh, are you okay,
Principal Nichols?
352
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,509
- I'm fine.
Everything is totally fine.
353
00:15:02,596 --> 00:15:04,686
Maybe we can find these kids
a little bubble water
354
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,600
for their tum tums, right?
I think so.
355
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:09,125
And they'll be right as rain
when the inspectors come.
356
00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:13,042
- [moaning]
357
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,304
[retching]
358
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,611
- Better head to class, kiddo.
You don't want to be late.
359
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,440
- That kid looks really sick.
360
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,355
- I'm sorry, what kid?
361
00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:25,402
- The inspectors are gonna know
something is wrong.
362
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,664
- I don't think so. I just need
to show them one class
363
00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:29,580
and shut the other doors.
364
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,538
A little indigestion
is nothing to worry about.
365
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,759
It'll probably be gone
in an hour like a miracle.
366
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,023
- We're here.
We'll talk to the inspectors
367
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:40,113
for you and tell them
what a great job you're doing.
368
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,245
- Yeah, I-I appreciate that.
But I-I need one full class.
369
00:15:43,332 --> 00:15:45,161
Two students won't do it.
370
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:48,381
- Even if it's two of your most
remarkable students?
371
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,211
- That's what I'm saying.
Those students are sick.
372
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,908
[both groan]
373
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,562
- Help!
- That's Jenny's voice.
374
00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:57,565
- [gasping]
375
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,436
- ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪
376
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,611
- This is clearly destiny.
377
00:16:01,698 --> 00:16:03,701
You can't keep Jenny
and me apart.
378
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:07,966
- It's gotten really
bad out there. And Artur...
379
00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:10,099
- Ooh, did something bad
happened to him?
380
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:14,668
- Worse.
He almost threw up on me.
381
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:17,323
He got so delirious, he tried
to make out with a mop.
382
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,283
Then he picked a fight
with a plunger and lost.
383
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:24,113
It might take me a few seconds
to get over it.
384
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,681
Okay, I'm better.
385
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,029
- Hey, don't worry.
386
00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:30,553
We'll get through
this together.
387
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,950
- ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪
388
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,299
♪ I just know
your hair smells like ♪
389
00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:39,519
- I'm sorry.
What's your name again?
390
00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:43,653
- [laughs]
391
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,221
- Jenny! Jenny is here.
392
00:16:45,307 --> 00:16:47,397
Now I have three.
This is a sign.
393
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,965
A really good sign.
You recovered.
394
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,923
The other students
will recover too.
395
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:56,057
- I was never sick.
- Exacalacaly.
396
00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,711
- Should we call our parents
to come get us?
397
00:16:57,798 --> 00:17:00,192
- No one is calling anybody!
398
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:01,629
How many times
do I have to tell you?
399
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,371
We can't lose the school
until the inspectors arrive.
400
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,634
I'm gonna get one full class
of students if it kills me.
401
00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:09,506
You stay right here.
I need you.
402
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:10,811
We're all in this together.
403
00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:13,380
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh.
404
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,599
- Well, there's only one thing
left to do.
405
00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:17,949
- Take out the principal.
406
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,777
- Yeah, you got--what? No.
407
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,605
No, I was gonna say go
to the cafeteria
408
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:25,479
and find something to eat.
I bet my Jenny is still hungry.
409
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:30,701
- I'm starving. Artur kept
talking about hunchback hair.
410
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,050
Oh, Artur.
411
00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:34,488
- Hey, no, no, hey.
Hey, come on now.
412
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,317
It's best not to think
of such things. Artur's gone.
413
00:17:37,403 --> 00:17:39,405
A-and I'm sure
whatever happened to him
414
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:43,148
was horribly painful and awful
and just shocking.
415
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,542
But hey,
we have to move forward.
416
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:50,547
[tense music]
417
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:54,160
- There, that ought to do it.
You guys look great.
418
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,552
I see a lot of color coming
back to your little faces.
419
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,294
Let's move away
from the entrance, though.
420
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,078
Don't want the inspectors
to get the wrong idea
421
00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:01,863
and think you might be
under the weather.
422
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,734
I mean, I mean...
423
00:18:04,821 --> 00:18:09,044
- [shuddering]
424
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,961
- Ooh. Oh, sweet.
Yo, Jenny, think fast.
425
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,659
- Oh, I don't like crumbs.
426
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,138
Do you think there's
any ice cream instead?
427
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,837
- Good call.
428
00:18:20,924 --> 00:18:23,102
Okay, maybe no ice cream.
429
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:26,365
Hey, you know what?
Maybe no food today to be safe.
430
00:18:26,452 --> 00:18:28,063
[gasping]
431
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:28,890
Huh?
432
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,326
[light rock music]
433
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:34,461
- ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪
434
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,680
Ooh. Heh-heh, heh-heh.
435
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,117
- [retching]
436
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,728
I think I'm gonna be sick.
437
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:44,513
- I don't understand.
You didn't eat any pizza.
438
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,559
- Expired.
439
00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:47,951
- What?
440
00:18:48,038 --> 00:18:51,781
[dramatic music]
441
00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:54,175
No, Dee Dee. Not you.
442
00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:55,960
I always thought
those expiration dates
443
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,701
were just a suggestion.
444
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:03,445
Why?
445
00:19:03,532 --> 00:19:07,015
- Don't waste the gift
of this moment.
446
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:11,627
Stop being in love
with the idea of Jenny.
447
00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:14,282
And instead get to know
448
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:19,069
the girl
and fall in love with her.
449
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:22,073
[retching]
450
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:29,255
- Boy, come on.
We can't stay here any longer.
451
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,258
[dramatic music]
452
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,259
[all groaning]
453
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,259
- [gasps]
454
00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:39,177
[all groaning]
455
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,049
♪ ♪
456
00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:44,574
- Ahh!
- Help...me.
457
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,707
- Ahh!
458
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:50,711
both: Ahh!
459
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,365
- [gasps]
460
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:55,019
This is it.
461
00:19:55,105 --> 00:19:58,153
I have to tell Jenny how I feel
before it's too late.
462
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,548
Ugh,
why am I still so nervous?
463
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,420
♪ ♪
464
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,728
- I can't believe you haven't
closed the deal with Jenny yet.
465
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,250
- I don't want
to blow my chance
466
00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:11,339
by saying the wrong thing.
467
00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:14,125
All I know is that I want her
to be my Valentine.
468
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,779
- You are 11 years old.
469
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,913
Why is this even a thing?
470
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,176
Why are kids
these days so serious?
471
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,657
Back in my day,
if you liked someone you paid
472
00:20:24,744 --> 00:20:27,355
off their family,
and the deed was done.
473
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:32,056
My advice, relax.
Enjoy the moment.
474
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,579
Don't overthink it.
475
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,145
- But what if Jenny is the one
476
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,932
I'm supposed
to be with forever?
477
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,499
How will I know?
478
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,934
- Oh, you'll know when
you don't have to
479
00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:43,415
ask that question.
480
00:20:43,502 --> 00:20:46,548
Good luck, kid. You got this.
481
00:20:46,635 --> 00:20:49,290
- Could Jenny really be
the one?
482
00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:54,426
Wait. Wait. Dan Cupid said,
"Don't overthink it."
483
00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:56,079
Okay, okay.
484
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,865
Jenny,
I have something to tell you.
485
00:20:58,952 --> 00:21:00,388
- What?
486
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:06,134
- Would you do me the honor
of being my...
487
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,308
be my...
- Ahh!
488
00:21:07,395 --> 00:21:09,049
- [retching]
489
00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:11,443
- Gross.
490
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,228
- [retching]
491
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,010
Oh, no.
492
00:21:14,097 --> 00:21:16,012
One of Randy's pepperonis
493
00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:17,971
must have flown
into my mouth earlier.
494
00:21:18,058 --> 00:21:19,233
- I have dance class
after school,
495
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,584
and my carpool nanny
will be waiting.
496
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,933
- [gasping]
497
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:27,721
- Je--Jenny.
498
00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,200
Je--Jenny.
499
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,463
- Nate, how could you
let her leave?
500
00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:32,942
The inspectors!
501
00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:37,773
- [groaning]
502
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,427
- Hmm?
503
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,082
"The inspectors have cancelled.
504
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,213
They will call you
next week to reschedule."
505
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:46,042
[laughs]
Well, look at that, Nate.
506
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,001
Guess I worried
for nothing, huh?
507
00:21:48,088 --> 00:21:50,700
E-excuse me a moment.
508
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,310
Ahh!
509
00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:54,877
- [groaning]
510
00:21:54,964 --> 00:21:59,230
- ♪ Pre-teen dream girl ♪
511
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,538
- Until we meet again, my love.
512
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,234
[retching]
513
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,801
Ahh, it's running down my leg.
514
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,548
- ♪ Being without you
ain't easy baby ♪
515
00:22:12,634 --> 00:22:16,073
♪ Sometimes I wonder
if this is the end ♪
516
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,250
♪ We're lost
in a tidal wave of vomit ♪
517
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:23,732
♪ Yet all I want now
is to be your boyfriend ♪
518
00:22:23,819 --> 00:22:27,693
♪ Please don't puke ♪
519
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:31,567
♪ These are the moments
dreams are made of ♪
520
00:22:31,653 --> 00:22:34,788
♪ Don't let go ♪
521
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:38,574
♪ I know it's a sign
that you're my true love ♪
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