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Here we are. The Summerween Superstore.
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Wait-- summer what?
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Summerween!
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The people of this town love Halloween so much,
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They celebrate it twice a year.
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And wouldn't you know it? It's today!
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Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?
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Yes.
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Summerween? Something about this feels unnatural.
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There's free candy!
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To the costume aisle!
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I'd lend you a hand-- but I don't seem to have any!
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This guy tells it like it is.
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Sir.
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Could please stop pushing that.
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Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious
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And you got yourself a deal.
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well!
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When the children come to my door tonight,
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They're gonna run away screaming
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from Stan Pines, master of fright!
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Boo!
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Uh-oh. Think this one's leaking!
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Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store.
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Not today! My eyes!
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You paid for this stuff, right?
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Of course!
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I hate Summerween.
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Let's move!
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I am so excited!
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We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
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And have the biggest stomachaches ever!
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- Yeah! Ha ha! - Yeah!
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Dude, I've never seen you guys so pumped.
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Well, back at home, me and Dipper were
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kind of the kings of trick-or-treating.
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Twins in costumes-- the people eat it up.
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Well, you dudes better be careful out there.
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It's a night of ghouls and goblins,
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Not to mention...
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The Summerween trickster.
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So the legend goes, eating children
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who lack the Summerween spirit.
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Well, you don't have to worry about us.
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We've got spirit to go around.
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Oh, what is this stuff?
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I've never even heard of these brands.
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Sand pop?
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Gummy chairs?
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Mr. Adequate bar?
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This is all cheapo loser candy!
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Quiet your discontent, children,
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Lest the trickster overhear.
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Your cape is caught in your fly, soos.
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Touch��.
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Goodbye, loser candy!
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Trick-or-treaters!
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Quick, give 'em that terrible candy!
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Happy summer--
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- Wha--?! - 'Sup, squirt?
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Hey, Dipper.
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Wendy! Ha ha ha!
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Ow! Wh-- what's up, guys?
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Ugh! I left my jacket here, again.
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Hey, what's with the candy?
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You goin' trick- or-treating or something?
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Well, actually, I, uh...
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Shut up, Robbie. Of course he's not going trick-or-treating.
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No, yeah, uh...
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Trick-or-treating is for babies...
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I guess.
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You should come to this party with us.
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Tambry's parents are out of town,
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And it's gonna be off the chain!
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Not surprised you didn't hear about it.
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Hey, guys, wait!
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Maybe I'll see you at the party.
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If you're not too busy playing dress-up.
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It's at nine! Don't forget!
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What am I gonna tell Mabel?
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Gruncle Stan, these are my best friends...
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- Candy and Grenda! - I am so sweet, I could eat myself.
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Hello, Mr. Pines.
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You got a cold, honey?
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Something wrong with your voice there?
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What do you mean? Why would you say that?
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Is Waddles coming with us?
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I wish he could, but...
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He's got some very important meetings to attend!
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File these documents under "I,"
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For "I have a curly tail!"
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What about your brother?
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Oh, man, guys, just wait until you see Dipper's costume.
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It's amazing!
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Here he comes now.
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That is a very good Dipper costume.
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What the hey-hey, bro-bro? Where's your costume?
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Look, I can't go trick-or-treating.
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I'm, uh, really sick.
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Must have been that bad candy. You go on without me.
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Fight through it, man! Where's your Summerween spirit?
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Trick or treat.
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Dude, really?
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You're a little old for this, man. Sorry.
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But wait. I'm...!
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Why'd you close the door? I told you, Mabel...
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I'm just not feeling it tonight.
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I think a little trick-or-treating will make you feel better.
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I'm not trick-or-treating.
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Look, man, just go to another house!
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Dipper, where's your summerween hospitality?
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I'm not getting that.
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Well, I am.
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I apologize for my brother.
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He came down with a case of the grumpy grumps.
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Silence!
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You have insulted me, and for this you must pay...
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With your lives!
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Ohh! What a cute little mask.
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You're a funny guy, aren't you?
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Funny am I?
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"Twick-or-tweat"!
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My name is Gorney!
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Aah! Remember me!
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Gorney!
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There's only one way for you to avoid his fate--
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I need treat.
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If you can collect 500 pieces of candy
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And bring it to me before the last
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Jack-o'-melon goes out...
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I will let you live.
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Five hundred treats in one night? That's impossible!
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The choice is yours, children.
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You must trick-or-treat...
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Or die!
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Oh, my gosh, Mabel, do you know what this means?
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I do.
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It means you have to come trick-or-treating!
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Yay!
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Who was that guy?
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It's the legend Soos told us about.
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It's true!
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What do we do, what do we do?
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What's going on out here, dudes?
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I heard a ruckus.
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That's a funny word-- "Ruckus."
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Soos, a monster is making us trick-or-treat,
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or else he's gonna eat us.
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I got a picture.
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The Summerween trickster!
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Oh, man, dude, you guys are in crazy bonkers trouble.
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How are we gonna get that much candy in one night?
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There's no way!
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Listen up, people!
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Now, some might say that being cursed
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by a bloodthirsty holiday monster is a bad thing...
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I wet myself!
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But that monster messed with the wrong crew.
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With Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength,
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Dipper's brains, and...
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Soos, here...
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We'll get 500 pieces of candy and have fun doing it, too,
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Even if it takes all night!
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To the streets!
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All night?
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But-- but I'm sick, remember?
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Dipper, what's worse--
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Getting eaten by a horrifying monster,
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Or going trick-or-treating with us?
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Well...
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Come on! Aah!
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Ah, Summerween!
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Those kids aren't gonna know what hit 'em!
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Trick-or-treat!
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what can I do for--!
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Oh! Oh, no! No!
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Huh?
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Can we have candy now?
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What's the matter with you kids?
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That was the scariest thing you've ever seen, right?
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Well, have you seen... This?
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Guts! Very real guts!
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Uh... We've been watching horror movies
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since we were, like, two years old.
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Yeah, we're not scared.
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Oh, you will be.
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You will be.
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For glory, my children! Charge!
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You make a great me.
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No, you make a great me!
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No, you do! Heh heh!
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I don't understand why we
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can't just buy our candy and be done with it.
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That sort of takes the fun out of "Trick-or-treat or die."
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I'm trying to take the "Die" Out of "Trick-or-treat or die."
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Trick-or-treat!
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Well, aren't you just the cutest!
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And is everyone in costume?
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Oh, good!
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- Wonderful! - Happy Summerween!
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Trick-or-treat!
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And is everybody in costume?
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Chimney sweep, elephant man,
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Squeegee, ant farm.
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Oh, and what are you supposed to be?
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Uh, actually, I'm not dressed up as anything.
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We-- we're kind of in a hurry here.
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Oh. I see.
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Enjoy!
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One piece of black licorice?
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Circus peanut! This is loser candy!
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Four pieces of candy?
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This is gonna take forever.
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We've gotta up our game, Dipper.
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You gotta put on your costume.
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I told you, I'm not up to it, Mabel.
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Oh, really?
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Hmm.
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I've seen better.
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Tick tock.
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So, what was that about being too sick to wear a costume?
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We want candy! We want candy!
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All right, you got me, kids.
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You guys win.
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I guess I'm not that scary, you know?
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You've-- you-- oh, no!
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Why? Why is there a pig jumping out of my chest?
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- Candy. - Can-dee!
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What scares you two freaks?
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Here, watch this.
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What? What is this, some kind of--
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Some kind of kitten or...?
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Aah, aah, aah!
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What happened to you, Stan Pines?
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What happened?
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Introducing, for the first time in public...
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Tah-dah! Peanut butter and jelly!
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Awww!
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I will make you internet-famous!
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Hey, erase that.
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Let's just get this over with, okay?
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Over with! Over with!
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Do you really think this will make a difference?
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Tah tah tah, tah-tah-tah-tah
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Twins!
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Let's get that candy, guys!
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Thirty-four... Thirty-five...
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Thirty-six.
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You see? Because... Yeah, I get it.
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Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four...
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A hundred and twenty-four!
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Come on, come on!
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Hello!
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what a horrible mask!
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That's just my face.
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This is a mask!
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Ohhh!
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Oh, yeah yeah...
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It's actually better.
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Urr...!
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Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine!
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We did it!
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All we need is one more piece of candy.
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And it's only 8:30. Perfect timing!
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Yeah, and your cough went away, too!
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Dude, I'm gonna go around and grab the truck.
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Soos away!
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Last one to the final house is a pair of wax lips!
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Not me! No!
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Ah!
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The perfect time to go to Wendy's party,
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And no one needs to know I was trick-or-treating.
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Hey, Dipper!
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Oh, hey, Wendy.
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What's up?
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Are you coming to the party?
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What are you doin' out here?
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Oh, I'm-- I'm on my way.
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I like watching the trick-or-treaters.
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Reminds me of when I was a kid.
283
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Okay, then. You're coming, right?
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Definitely, definitely.
285
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Cool. See ya there.
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Later, guys.
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You're going to a party.
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Well-- well, hey, I-- aah!
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That's why you were acting so weird
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And trying to hurry us.
291
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You're not sick at all,
292
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So if it wasn't for this crazy monster,
293
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You were gonna ditch me...
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On our favorite holiday!
295
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:46,741
What happened to the Dipper who used love Halloween?
296
00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:49,511
And where's all the candy?
297
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:50,645
Relax, relax.
298
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I left it right here, behind this bush.
299
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Oh, no!
300
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- What did you do? - Well, I-- I--!
301
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,856
Uh... Guys?
302
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,893
Oh, no!
303
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,429
All the jack-o'-melons are out!
304
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Look!
305
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Heh heh heh!
306
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Good night!
307
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- Stop! - What?
308
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,404
No, no, no, no, no! Don't, don't, don't!
309
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,505
Huh? What's happening?
310
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,773
Just don't blow out that candle.
311
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What?!
312
00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:22,711
Don't blow out that candle!
313
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I'm old man McGucket!
314
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,748
Wait!
315
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Sorry!
316
00:14:32,855 --> 00:14:34,756
Whoo, that was close.
317
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:39,394
Uh-oh.
318
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,735
Knock-knock.
319
00:14:49,695 --> 00:14:54,400
So children. Where's my candy?..
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I swear, we had all 500 pieces!
321
00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:57,770
Look, it's down there somewhere.
322
00:14:57,804 --> 00:14:59,471
We can still get it.
323
00:15:01,474 --> 00:15:03,709
I'm afraid it's too late!
324
00:15:03,743 --> 00:15:05,677
That was your last chance.
325
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Go! Go, go, go!
326
00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:22,327
- Aah! Dipper! - Mabel!
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00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,535
We're alive! Yeah!
328
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:33,416
- Whoa! - Soos!
329
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,707
That wasn't, like, a regular pedestrian, was it?
330
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:37,442
It was the monster.
331
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:38,577
Thanks, Soos.
332
00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:40,412
I'm just glad it's over.
333
00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:41,480
Right?
334
00:15:43,716 --> 00:15:45,551
Did everyone remember to put on their seatbelts?
335
00:15:45,585 --> 00:15:46,652
Yes. Yes. Yes.
336
00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:50,389
Let's go.
337
00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:55,394
Hey, are you okay?
338
00:15:55,428 --> 00:15:57,596
There are probably some bandages back at the shack.
339
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:03,669
Uh...
340
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:05,470
Guys?
341
00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:10,309
Raaahhh!
342
00:16:19,385 --> 00:16:21,220
Brakes, brakes, brakes!
343
00:16:30,396 --> 00:16:31,530
We have to hide!
344
00:16:36,636 --> 00:16:38,637
It's blocking the only exit.
345
00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:47,512
Everyone stay quiet.
346
00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:50,215
Oh, now you're worried about the monster!
347
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,584
I thought all you cared about was Wendy.
348
00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:56,221
Mabel, you know that's not true.
349
00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:58,390
I just-- I felt like I was getting a little too old
350
00:16:58,424 --> 00:16:59,558
to go trick-or-treating.
351
00:16:59,592 --> 00:17:02,694
That's exactly why we need to go trick-or-treating, Dipper.
352
00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:04,296
We're getting older.
353
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,365
There's not that many Halloweens left.
354
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:12,137
I guess I didn't realize it was already our last one.
355
00:17:16,342 --> 00:17:18,377
We have to escape. What if it sees us?
356
00:17:18,411 --> 00:17:19,611
If only there was something we could use to cover
357
00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:21,246
Our bodies and faces with--
358
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:24,449
You know, like a disguise of some kind.
359
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:39,331
This way!
360
00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:42,301
Almost there!
361
00:17:42,335 --> 00:17:43,335
Soos!
362
00:17:45,405 --> 00:17:47,306
Stop!
363
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:48,573
Soos, don't you dare!
364
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:50,409
Sorry, dude, today's been way stressful.
365
00:17:50,443 --> 00:17:52,344
I need some levity.
366
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:58,617
Oh, thank goodness. It was out of batteries.
367
00:17:58,651 --> 00:18:00,385
Soos! No!
368
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,526
No matter the score, I'm always "A head"!
369
00:18:09,395 --> 00:18:12,497
this cackling head's the voice of a generation.
370
00:18:12,532 --> 00:18:13,565
Wha--?
371
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:21,173
Hey, monster!
372
00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:22,274
Hiyah!
373
00:18:22,308 --> 00:18:24,343
Aaahhhh!
374
00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:33,552
Salt water taffy? Gross!
375
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:36,621
What are you--? Wait, it is!
376
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:39,458
You really haven't figured it out yet?
377
00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:41,226
Aah!
378
00:18:43,262 --> 00:18:46,264
Don't you recognize me? Look at my face.
379
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:49,634
Look closely.
380
00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:52,437
Loser candy!
381
00:18:52,472 --> 00:18:54,406
That's right. Did you ever stop and think
382
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,575
About the candy at the bottom of the bag
383
00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:59,311
That no one likes?
384
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:01,580
Every year, the children of Gravity Falls
385
00:19:01,614 --> 00:19:06,184
throw away all of the rejected candy into the dump.
386
00:19:08,287 --> 00:19:10,322
So I seek revenge--
387
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:14,493
Revenge on the picky children who cast me aside.
388
00:19:14,527 --> 00:19:17,462
I'm made of every tossed piece of black licorice,
389
00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:20,298
every discarded bar of old chocolate
390
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,601
with, like, that white powder stuff on it.
391
00:19:22,635 --> 00:19:24,269
You know that stuff?
392
00:19:24,303 --> 00:19:25,470
I hate that stuff!
393
00:19:25,505 --> 00:19:27,272
No one would eat me!
394
00:19:27,306 --> 00:19:30,475
But now, I'm going to eat you!
395
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:31,610
Aaahhh!
396
00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:33,578
I'm gonna eat... Ohh!
397
00:19:33,613 --> 00:19:36,148
What is that?
398
00:19:40,253 --> 00:19:41,286
'sup, bro?
399
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,797
Mm. Dudes, you want some of this?
400
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,770
Wait. You actually think I taste good?
401
00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:57,572
Uh, sure. You know.
402
00:19:57,606 --> 00:20:02,677
All I've ever wanted is for someone to say that I was good.
403
00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:08,516
I'm so happy!
404
00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:10,685
The crying makes it a little weird, but...
405
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,588
I guess I'm still eating.
406
00:20:13,622 --> 00:20:15,490
'Sup, Gorney?
407
00:20:15,524 --> 00:20:17,892
I've been "Twaumatized"!
408
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,764
Now what? Let's get our candy already.
409
00:20:25,568 --> 00:20:28,770
Old dude! Old dude!
410
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,607
Ahh.
411
00:20:32,641 --> 00:20:36,745
Wash off the shame, Stan, wash off the shame.
412
00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:38,913
Ha! He thought he could scare us!
413
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,584
Heh? What's that?
414
00:20:49,658 --> 00:20:50,759
Still got it.
415
00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:53,661
- Hey, Stan. - Hi, Gruncle Stan.
416
00:20:53,696 --> 00:20:55,563
Hello, Mr. Pines.
417
00:20:55,598 --> 00:20:57,565
How's it hangin'? Hey, Dipper.
418
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,834
Wendy! I didn't see you at the party. Where where you?
419
00:20:59,869 --> 00:21:01,770
Uh, I, uh...
420
00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:05,473
I was trick-or-treating...
421
00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:06,641
With my sister.
422
00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:08,476
Yeah.
423
00:21:08,511 --> 00:21:09,811
Mm. Party was lame, anyway.
424
00:21:09,845 --> 00:21:12,614
Robbie ate a lollipop stick first and had to go home sick.
425
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:14,549
Aw, man.
426
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,451
We went to every single house,
427
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:18,620
And we didn't even get to eat any candy!
428
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:19,687
Candy?
429
00:21:19,722 --> 00:21:22,791
How's that for candy!
430
00:21:22,825 --> 00:21:26,528
And now back to the fear guy from terror town street!
431
00:21:41,877 --> 00:21:43,845
You know, kids, I been thinking--
432
00:21:43,879 --> 00:21:46,514
At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy,
433
00:21:46,549 --> 00:21:48,883
or costumes, or even scary people.
434
00:21:48,918 --> 00:21:52,132
It's a day when the whole family can get together at one place
435
00:21:52,132 --> 00:21:54,119
and celebrate what really matters--
436
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,384
Pure evil.
437
00:22:04,889 --> 00:22:06,496
I ate a man alive tonight.
438
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:18,523
Working nine to five what a way to make a living
439
00:22:18,523 --> 00:22:23,231
Barely getting by it's all taking and no giving
440
00:22:23,231 --> 00:22:27,617
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
441
00:22:27,617 --> 00:22:32,638
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
442
00:22:32,638 --> 00:22:36,769
Nine to five for service and devotion
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