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(man on film ) Welcome to
the Wizard Kelly Theater
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where it all started
with a basketball...
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just like our comfortable seats.
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Oscar, how are we supposed to sit
on basketballs?
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Check this out.
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(beeps)
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Wow, that's cool.
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Shoot, they don't call him
"The Wizard" for nothing.
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They ought to call him "Lucky."
Just don't make no sense.
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Boy plays a little basketball
and now he owns half the world.
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It's not right. George Washington Carver
never owned theaters.
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Mama, quit hating,
and eat your Salisbury steak.
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Mm-mmm, this is
the best Salisbury steak
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I've ever eaten at a movie theater.
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-Sojourner Truth never owned any theaters.
-Mama!
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Marion Anderson never had
any theaters
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and they wouldn't even let her
sing in one.
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Shh! Remember, no talking
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so we can all enjoy and hear
tonight's feature-length film
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which will be brought to you
in Wizard Kelly's
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-"Look-Out-You're-Surrounded Sound."
-Huh?
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Let me demonstrate.
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(echoing bounce)
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( whooshing )
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(in echoing voice)
Freaky, huh?
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Man, when is the movie
going to start?
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Oh, just one more thing.
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One week from today
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is the Wizard Kelly
Junior Spelling Bee.
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So, children,
get your ABC's in order.
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The Wizard is giving out
plenty of prizes.
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And now,
our feature presentation.
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Penny, did you hear that?
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Yeah, finally the movie.
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Not that, the spelling bee.
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Oscar, shh!
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Yeah, Daddy, nobody cares
about some old spelling bee.
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Nobody cares?
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Everybody cares
about the spelling bee.
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I saw that, Mama.
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(chuckling)
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Come on, baby girl, we've got to start
p-r-a-c-t-i-c-i-n-g, practicing.
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But Daddy, the movie...
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Daddy, please,
I want to see the movie.
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Look, baby girl, you don't
understand right now
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but that spelling bee
can change your life.
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How do I know?
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I'm a former spelling
bee champione.
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Oh, sorry, Crandall.
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Crandall?
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Crandall Smith,
what a coincidence.
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That's Smythe, Proud.
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Penny, I'd like you to meet the man
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your daddy defeated in the
1977 Spelling Bee Championship
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Crandall Smith.
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Excuse me, but your win
was an abomination.
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Yep, I was the bomb, all right.
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You ignoramus, your ability to spell
is nothing more than a fluke,
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a cheap parlor trick.
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You hadn't the slightest notion
what the words meant.
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All you are is a spelling savant.
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And champion. Let's not forget that.
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Which would make you... the loser.
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Misspelling one word would hardly
qualify me as a loser.
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(Boy)
Come on, Dad.
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I really went to the mat
to get you this job.
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You can't
be slacking.
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The Smelly Business
got them barfing in theater 12.
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Go clean it up.
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Loser! If you'll excuse me
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I've got to go practice
with my daughter
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the next Wizard Spelling
Bee champion.
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Come on hither, Penny.
We have moil to do.
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You do remember that word,
don't you, Smythe?
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M-o-i-l.
It's the one you missed.
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It means strenuous activity
that involves difficulty...
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like spelling, for some people.
(chuckles)
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Let's get on out of here.
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No more shoveling puke.
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I quit.
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And you're quitting, too.
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What are you talking about, Dad?
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I'm about ready to move up
to nachos.
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No, my cheesy son.
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You're about to embark
on a journey of revenge.
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Come along. Time is short.
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♪ The Proud Family ♪
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♪ What? ♪♪ You and me will always be tight ♪
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♪ Family, every single dayand night ♪
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♪ Even when you startacting like a fool ♪
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♪ You know I'm lovingevery single thing you do ♪
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♪ I know that I canalways be myself ♪
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♪ I love you morethan anybody else ♪
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♪ And every dayas I'm heading off to school ♪
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♪ You know there's no oneI love as much as you ♪
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♪ Family, a family ♪
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♪ Proud Family ♪
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♪ They'll make you scream ♪
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-(doorbell rings)
-♪ They'll make you want to sing ♪
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♪ It's a family thing,a family ♪
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♪ Proud, Proud Family ♪
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♪ The Proud Family ♪
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♪ They'll push your buttons ♪
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♪ And make you wantto hug them ♪
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♪ A family, a family,A Proud, Proud Family ♪
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(Oscar)
Okay, Penny.
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From this moment forth
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you're officially 4in training.
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That means you spell everything
when you talk to me.
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Here you go.
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Sushi?
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Ah-ah-ah!
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S-u-s-h-i.
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Sushi for breakfast?
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It's brain food.
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Yeah, but it's being served
by a d-u-n-c-e.
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Mama?
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Just trying to show the child
spelling can be fun.
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Okay, Penny, now focus.
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You can't be a good speller
with a bad diet.
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We've got gingko biloba,
for your memory
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fish juice, to flush out
all the slang from your mind
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and walnuts, to boost your brain.
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-Walnuts?
-Yeah,
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it even looks like a brain,
doesn't it?
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Yeah, just like yours,
'cept it's larger.
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Daddy, I don't want to be
in a spelling bee.
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That's for nerds.
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I knew you'd say that.
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Now, take a look
at this, baby girl.
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Do I look like a nerd?
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Eww, why's your hair
sticking out like that?
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Because it was n-a-p-p-y.
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It's not sticking out.
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That was the style back then.
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I had that Jim Kelly,
Artis Gilmore Linc
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from The Mod Squad thing
going on.
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Who?
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Never mind.
Eat your walnuts.
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(Dijonay)
Penny Proud, let's go!
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Sorry, Daddy, but I've got
to j-e-t, jet.
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Okay, but the minute school's over,
meet me at the mall
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at the Wizard's Kids Store.
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-We got to pick up a few...
-B-y-e, bye, Daddy.
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-(door closes)
-...things.
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Oscar, please come straight home
after work today.
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I need you to take the twins
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to their play baby development class.
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I can't, Trudy. I'm meeting Penny
at The Wizard's Kids.
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I got to do a million things to get her
ready for that spelling bee.
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You've got to do it, Oscar.
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I've got to go to the clinic.
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It's the first day of our annual
spay and neuter drive.
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You know how important that is.
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I know how important it is
to a lot of dogs and cats
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-that you don't show up.
-Oscar?
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I'll take them for you.
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Thank you, Suga Mama.
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Oh, don't thank me.
I owe it to you.
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You know, the Oscar thing.
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(all chuckling)
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(Man)
148... 149...
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Hold it. Hold it. 150.
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Look at you parents.
All of you are weak.
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But I'm impressed
by you, Suga Mama.
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You got true grit.
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(woman over PA system)
Mr. Eddie, call on line one.
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All right, 12 sets of jumping jacks
while I'm gone.
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(crying)
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Suga Mama, you're in command.
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You heard him.
The man said I'm in charge.
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Time to have some fun.
Here, Puff.
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Put this CD on for me.
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-♪ Come on, come on ♪
-All right, now, y'all, come on here now.
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-♪ To the right ♪
-Hey, to the right now.
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-♪ To the left ♪
-To the left.
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-Take it back now.
-♪ One hop ♪
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-No, hop two times.
-♪ Right foot, let's go ♪
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Now, cha-cha-cha.
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-Bring it down, now.
-♪ Cha-cha, now, y'all ♪
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Go, Puff, go, Puff.
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It's your birthday.
It's your birthday.
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Now, everybody freeze.
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(music stops, restarts)
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-♪ Right foot, left foot ♪
-Bring it down, now.
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♪ Cha-cha, now, y'all ♪
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-Now, cha-cha-cha.
-♪ Bring it down ♪
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Oh, take it back now.
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-What is going on here?
-♪ Take it back now ♪
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We were just trying
to have a little fun.
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-Join the party, Mr. Eddie.
-No.
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My whistle!
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(gasping)
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Dang, Mr. Eddie's a big boy.
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(screams)
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Hey, Mr. Eddie,
I'm here to pick up...
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Here's your money back.
I never want to see her again.
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Suga Mama?
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Hey, look at it this way, Trudy.
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You got this class for free.
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And I got a workout.
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How come you got to go
in this nerd store?
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Stop calling it that.
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You're not a nerd just
because you come in this store.
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Penny, please.
This place reeks of dorkdom.
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Yeah, nobody who is really cool would ever
be caught dead in here.
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Hey, Zoey, your dream interpretation
book came in.
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Shall I put it at your usual table
with the magnifying glass?
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8-X?
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All right, I've been in once or twice.
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Look, Proud, as much
as we'd like to, we can't hang here.
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We've got to shop
for the school beach retreat.
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Yeah, it's going to be off the heezy.
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There's going to be a bonfire,
a weenie roast,
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and most important of all,
it's going to be unchaperoned.
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I thought Miss Thompson
was the chaperone.
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She is, but she lost
her eyeglasses.
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Oh, man, I can't wait.
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Why? you can't come.
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It's the same night as your spelling bee.
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Oh, no, what am I going to do?
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I don't know.
I wish I could help you.
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See you.
Wouldn't want to be you.
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Ever.
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Look, Penny, I'm not like them.
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I don't think you're a nerd.
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Could you do me a favor
and drop that dream book
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by my house
on your way home?
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-(LaCienega) Zoey!
-Bye, dork!
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(door signal beeps)
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Hey, Penny, isn't this great?
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Just being here makes you feel
smarter, doesn't it?
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Daddy, the school beach retreat
is the same night as the spelling bee.
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(laughs)
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Would you rather freeze on some dark beach
or become the queen of the spelling bee?
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"Queen... bee... spelling..." get it?
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Daddy, I'd rather be at the party.
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Win the spelling bee,
and the party will come to you.
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Oh, look at this!
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"Dr. Brainiac.
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Learn brain surgery
with none of the mess.
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Ages six to nine."
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Wow, Penny, can you believe this?
Penny? Penny?
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Well, hello, little baby.
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Aren't you cute!
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Egads, did you gargle with
garlic juice this morning?
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There's a dollar
behind my pillow.
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Take it and go
through the car wash.
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With your mouth open.
250
00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:52,620
This store is great.
Look at that, a talking doll.
251
00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,040
Where do you keep
the batteries?
252
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,330
The same place the ventriloquist
puts his hand in you.
253
00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,450
Wait a minute.
254
00:09:58,540 --> 00:09:59,830
I think you've just insulted me.
255
00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:02,080
No, sir, that outfit insults you.
256
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,950
I merely mock you.
257
00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,580
Ah, you got jokes? Who are you?
An ugly Chucky wannabe?
258
00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:09,700
No, I'm just your mental superior.
259
00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:13,580
Now, it's time for your line.
It should go something like this. "Duh!"
260
00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:16,450
Don't let that formula-encrusted
mouth of yours write a check
261
00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:18,330
your diaper rash bottom
can't cash.
262
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,330
Hey! You and me, shorty.
263
00:10:21,410 --> 00:10:22,750
Outside, now.
264
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:26,000
(Crandall) What's the matter, Proud?
Even babies won't play with you?
265
00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,330
Crandall, give me a large popcorn...
266
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,370
butter in the middle...
and some Red Vines.
267
00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:31,950
That's so funny.
268
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,750
But you know,
I don't do that anymore.
269
00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,950
I'm back in the world
of academia.
270
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,290
Hey, Crandall, cleanup in atomic
energy aisle. Wear gloves.
271
00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:40,870
Loser!
272
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,120
Excuse me, sir?
273
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,700
Do you have The Wizard Kelly
Experimental IQ Increaser?
274
00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,830
Makes kids smarter
by increasing their brain power.
275
00:10:46,910 --> 00:10:47,870
Did we get those in?
276
00:10:47,950 --> 00:10:50,830
It's over there
but we only have one left.
277
00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:54,660
(groaning)
278
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,250
Give me that, you fool.
279
00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:58,790
I got it first.
Besides, you can't afford it.
280
00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:01,120
Get off me, Crandall...
281
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:05,160
I can't believe this stupid spelling bee
is making them act so crazy.
282
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,540
All I know is,
this whole thing is wack.
283
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:10,080
Tell me about it. Want a walnut?
284
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,540
I already have some.
285
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:12,660
You cretin!
286
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,040
You broke it.
287
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,200
Look, I got to catch up
with my girls.
288
00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:17,410
See you 'round.
289
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,160
Yeah, yeah, see you.
290
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,540
(Nubia)
Psst!
291
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,910
Hey, kid?
292
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,080
Word on the street has it,
you need to win a spelling bee.
293
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,750
Yeah, can you hook it up for me?
294
00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:33,250
Unless you can spell c-a-s-h money,
295
00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:35,330
the Gross sisters
can't fix nothing.
296
00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:38,160
Okay, okay, okay.
But no violence.
297
00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:41,080
Ah, you want to do it
the hard way.
298
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,540
That'll cost you extra.
Break out some Jacksons.
299
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,910
Okay, this is all I have.
300
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,750
So-so how you
going to do it?
301
00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:50,000
Don't worry about it.
Just know, you're going to be
302
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,620
the new Wizard Kelly
Spelling Bee Champion.
303
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,290
(chuckles)
304
00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:03,660
Penny Proud,
time to get up.
305
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,290
Time to do some spelling.
306
00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:07,160
Oh, come on, Daddy.
307
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,580
It's Saturday.
308
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,370
We all have to make sacrifices.
309
00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:11,750
This is my cartoon day.
310
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,870
Now, up, up, up, up!
311
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,250
That's the spirit.
312
00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:16,540
Now, for a little
spelling music.
313
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,370
♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ♪
314
00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,330
♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ♪
315
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:24,250
♪ A B C ♪
316
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,620
♪ It's easy as one, two, three ♪
317
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:27,700
♪ As simple as ♪
318
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,950
♪ Do re me ♪
319
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,160
♪ A B C ♪
320
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,330
♪ One, two, three ♪
321
00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,080
♪ Baby, you and me girl ♪
322
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,580
(laughing)
323
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:37,410
♪ It's easy as one, two, three ♪
324
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,500
All right, Penny.
325
00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:39,910
This game is called Horse.
326
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,870
If I make a shot
then you have to make the same shot.
327
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,790
If you miss,
you get a letter.
328
00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:47,080
First player to spell horse loses.
329
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,410
That'll probably be you,
but don't worry about it.
330
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,200
It's the spelling
that's important.
331
00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:54,000
Any questions?
332
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,250
I think I got it.
333
00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:03,250
♪ Your educationain't complete ♪
334
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,410
♪ Teacher's gonna show you ♪
335
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,410
♪ How to get an A ♪
336
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,790
♪ Oh, A, B, C ♪
337
00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:16,580
♪ It's easyas one, two, three ♪
338
00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:19,290
Did I mention
we're playing horseshoe?
339
00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:22,000
All right, Penny.
340
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,750
I'll give you the word and Buzz Lightyear
here will spell it in the clouds for us.
341
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:27,080
Make sure your
seat belt is tight
342
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,500
because this is
going to be wild.
343
00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:29,750
Yes, Daddy.
344
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,870
(Oscar) Okay. Now your
first word is parody.
345
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:37,290
(Penny)
Parody... P-A-R-O...
346
00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:39,870
(Oscar)
Oh!
347
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,500
Daddy, there's only one "O" in parody.
348
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:46,910
Daddy?
349
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,040
Come on, Daddy,
I'm tired of spelling.
350
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,750
Tired? Champions never
get tired.
351
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:56,620
I have a grade-three concussion
and I'm not tired.
352
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,370
Will somebody pick up
that doggone phone?
353
00:13:58,410 --> 00:13:59,910
Daddy, the phone isn't ringing.
354
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,620
That's not important.
355
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,950
Three more words
and you can go to sleep.
356
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,660
-Comatose.
-Comatose.
357
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,410
-C-O...
-(thudding)
358
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,120
(snoring)
359
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,830
The only thing that girl got
from me was her good looks.
360
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:16,830
Oscar, you have worn this child out
with your spelling frenzy.
361
00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:18,250
I'm teaching her to be tough.
362
00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:21,290
No, you're trying to
relive your glory day.
363
00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:22,910
They'll be no more spelling.
364
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,660
Tomorrow is a day off.
365
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:25,870
Fine.
366
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,750
If she grows up to be soft
it's your fault.
367
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,120
Croissant.
C-R-O...
368
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,910
Sleep tight, baby girl.
369
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,750
...I-S-S-A-N-T.
370
00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:48,790
Okay, baby.
Now this is the big time.
371
00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:50,540
Just remember everything
we've done.
372
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,160
(Wizard Kelly)
Welcome everybody.
373
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:55,250
This spelling bee
is brought to you live courtesy
374
00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:57,540
of Wizard Kelly Cable Connection
375
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,160
where the picture quality
is low like our rates.
376
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,790
And parents, a videotape
of tonight's competition
377
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:07,370
will be available
for only $59.95.
378
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:11,000
Be sure to capture what may be
your child's only moment of glory
379
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,120
they'll ever have.
380
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,700
-Ever.
-(static feedback)
381
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:17,040
In their entire life.
382
00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:21,790
There it is.
383
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,410
(drumroll)
384
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,500
Everybody...
ooh, this is it!
385
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:31,120
(applause)
386
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,910
The first word is "albumen"...
387
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,910
the white part of an egg.
388
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,410
As in, "Wizard likes his albumen
scrambled."
389
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:52,080
A-L... B-U-M-E-N.
390
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,500
Albumen.
391
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,620
-That's right! That's right.
-(applause)
392
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,000
You got no albumen
on your face.
393
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:04,540
And the next word is knack...
a talent or aptitude.
394
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:07,040
Like the Wizard has a knack
for basketball.
395
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,370
K-N-A...
396
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,040
C...
397
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,660
K. Knack.
398
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,790
Is that your final answer?
399
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,700
Don't be scared.
400
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:18,950
Ooh-whoo!
401
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,790
That is correct!
402
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,160
(laughs)
403
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,120
(applause)
404
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,410
Chlorophyll...
405
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,660
the green coloring matter
406
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,750
of mother nature's little trees
and plants and things.
407
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:32,040
Chlorophyll.
408
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,540
(high-pitched ding)
409
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,580
(clears throat)
410
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,370
Shoot! That's an easy one.
411
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:40,830
I should have been
the one up in this mud.
412
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:44,950
C-H-L-O-R-
413
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,950
O-P-H-Y-L-L.
414
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,540
Chlorophyll.
415
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,410
Correct!
416
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,830
Woo-ooh!
417
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,790
(applause)
418
00:16:55,870 --> 00:17:00,160
I-N-S-I-Z-O-R.
419
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,830
"Insizor?"
420
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,040
Oh, I'm sorry.
421
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,580
That's a foul.
422
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,330
But don't feel bad.
423
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,830
You get a copy
of my new audio book...
424
00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:13,410
-It All Started With a Basketball.
-(crying)
425
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:22,450
J-U-D-G-E-M-E-N-T.
426
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:23,830
Judgement.
427
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,250
Ooh-ooh!
428
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,370
Mm-mm-mm.
429
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:28,540
I'm so sorry.
430
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,500
You got to go
hit the showers.
431
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,620
(gasps)
Oh!
432
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,750
(buzzer sounding)
433
00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:34,870
My bad.
434
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,910
I got a judgment
from the judges.
435
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,950
They say you can spell it
with or without the first "E."
436
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,120
-(gasps)
-Therefore, that is correct!
437
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,540
-(applause)
-(sighs)
438
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:47,370
-(cheering)
-We're down to our last three contestants.
439
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:50,500
The next word is "milieu."
440
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:54,200
-Timothy?
-Uh, milieu.
441
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,290
M..., uh...
442
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:57,790
I...
443
00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,370
-(loud static)
-(woman) Uh, give me...
444
00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:02,080
three fish sandwiches,
and five fries.
445
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,000
System! He's wired!
446
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,040
(beeping)
447
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,080
(Nubia)
M-I-L-I-E-U.
448
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,410
Milieu!
449
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,620
Dang, he's slow!
450
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,910
Now that's a foul.
451
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,750
Hit the bench.
You're disqualified for cheating.
452
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:24,450
Bobbin... a spool
upon which thread is wound.
453
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:27,830
I personally prefer "bobbin"
for apples, not thread.
454
00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:29,750
Just ain't right,
just ain't right. Wrong!
455
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,000
Just wrong.
456
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:36,830
B-O-B-A-N.
457
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,330
"Boban."
458
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,410
Ooh, I'm so sorry
459
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,410
but that is incorrect.
460
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:46,410
Ms. Penny Proud,
for the championship
461
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,120
please spell "bobbin."
462
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,160
Bobbin.
463
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:54,290
B-O-B...
464
00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:55,830
(clears throat)
465
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:58,790
(clock ticking)
466
00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:00,200
B...
467
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,370
I-N? Bobbin?
468
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:08,120
Correct-omundo!
469
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,750
Which, by the way
is not a real word.
470
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,160
Please don't send letters.
471
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:16,370
Penny Proud, you are the Wizard Kelly
Spelling Bee Champ.
472
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:17,750
(cheering)
473
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:19,750
(laughing)
474
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:22,790
(applause and cheering)
475
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,750
We did it, baby girl.
We did it!
476
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,370
She did it, Oscar.
477
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,580
Yeah, in spite
of all your foolishness.
478
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:30,660
Your mother's right.
479
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,290
You did it, Penny.
480
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,950
You're in the record book
along with your daddy.
481
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,700
Daddy, I need
to tell you something.
482
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,160
(Chang)
You can't spell incisor.
483
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,160
Lighten up.
They didn't stand a chance
484
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,540
against the Proud kids.
485
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:46,330
-Dad.
-Okay, baby girl, what were you saying?
486
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,250
Can you believe that Crandall kid
tried to cheat?
487
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:49,950
That's what I want
to talk to you about.
488
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,120
Congratulations, Penny.
489
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,660
Oscar, you've got
a real winner for a kid.
490
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,250
I don't know where
I got this cheater from.
491
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,080
Timothy's not the only one
who cheated.
492
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,580
Who, baby girl, who?
493
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,580
Let's get them before they leave
with our prizes.
494
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,500
Me, Daddy. I cheated, too.
495
00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:07,910
Ooh!
496
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,080
This girl is delirious.
497
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,160
Let's go.
498
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,660
No, Daddy.
I cheated.
499
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,830
Huh?
500
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:16,040
-And you helped me.
-I knew it!
501
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,370
You don't know
anything.
502
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,700
Wait a minute now, baby girl.
503
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:20,120
Why are you
saying this?
504
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,080
Penny, what are
you talking about?
505
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:26,330
You see, I really didn't know
how to spell that last word
506
00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:28,120
and then I looked out in the audience
507
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,040
and Daddy, you were mouthing
the letters with your lips.
508
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,120
I'm sorry.
509
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:38,450
I always knew that boy's mouth
would be his undoing.
510
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,700
I heard the whole thing.
511
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:43,040
Kid still had her microphone on.
512
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,000
Sorry.
513
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,330
Where's Debby Chang?
514
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,700
She wins by default.
515
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:47,870
Hold on, Wiz!
516
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:48,910
Read my lips.
517
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,830
You better let that go.
518
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:54,830
You human cue card,
you cheated.
519
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,410
Oh, no, you don't!
Give that back.
520
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,080
Get your hands off this!
521
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,450
What are you talking about?
522
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:00,790
Your kid spell bobbin with an A.
523
00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:01,910
Your kids are cheaters.
524
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,540
This is going to be the start
of the Chang Dynasty.
525
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,870
Hey, guys, if we hurry
526
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,620
we can still make the beach retreat.
527
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,290
Yeah, they should be starting
the bonfire right about now.
528
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,500
(All)
Hey, we're down.
529
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,250
Let's make like
a ball and bounce.
530
00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:15,830
(laughter)
531
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,330
(Mr. Chang)
This is coming home with me!
532
00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:23,330
(Oscar)
Get off the track. Give it to me!
533
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,580
Cheer up, baby.
534
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,290
It was an honest mistake.
535
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:31,200
But it's all my fault Penny lost.
536
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,290
I got too caught up
in reliving my glory days.
537
00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:36,580
I promise you, baby,
I learned my lesson.
538
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,250
I'll never push
my kids again.
539
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,370
Well, will you
at least watch them?
540
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:41,830
I've got to empty
the dryer.
541
00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:43,950
Sure, go ahead.
542
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,950
(children laughing)
543
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,500
Trudy, look!
The babies are spelling!
544
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:51,700
These kids are making words
545
00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:53,370
and they've got no idea
what they mean.
546
00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:54,330
Just like their daddy.
547
00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,750
The Proud genes continue!
548
00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:04,160
(theme music playing)
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