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Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?
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I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha ha!
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Soos! Wendy!
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What's up, Mr. Pines?
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I'm headin' out. You two are gonna wash the bathrooms, right?
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- Yes, sir. - Absolutely not.
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You stay outta trouble.
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Hey, guys, what's this?
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A secret ladder to the roof?
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Uh, I don't think Mr. Pines would like that.
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You're freakin' me out, dude!
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Can we actually go up there?
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Sure we can. Roof time! Roof time!
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Roof time! Roof time!
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All right, check it out.
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Whoa! Whoa, cool!
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You put all this stuff up here?
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I may or may not sneak up here during work,
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All the time, every day.
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Yes!
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- All right. - Me first!
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Jackpot! High five!
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Don't leave me hangin'.
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Hey, it's my friends.
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Wendy!
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Uh, you guys aren't gonna tell stan about this, are you?
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Later, dorks.
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Let's get outta here!
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Later, Wendy!
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Ah, good times.
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- What? - Somebody's in love!
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Yeah, right.
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I just think wendy's cool, okay?
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It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.
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Gravity Falls S01E05 The Inconveniencing
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Put on some dance party for no reason!
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Go! Go! Go!
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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- Dipper! - What? Yes? Yeah?
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Aren't you gonna get in on this?
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I, uh, don't really dance.
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Yeah, you do.
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Mom used to dress him up in a lamb costume
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And make him do...
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The lamby dance.
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Now is not the time to talk about the lamby dance.
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Lamb costume? Whoa!
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Is there, like, little ears and a tail, or...?
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Well, uh... Uh...
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Dipper would prance around and sing a song about grazing.
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Hey, look at that.
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Quittin' time. The gang's waitin' for me.
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Hey, wait, uh, maybe I could--
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Or could come with you.
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Ooh, I don't know.
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My friends are pretty intense.
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How old did you guys say you are?
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We're 13, so, technically a teen.
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All right. I like your moxie, kid.
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Let me get my stuff.
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Since when are we 13? Is this a leap year?
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Come on, mabel. This is our chance to hang out with,
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You know, the cool kids-- and Wendy and whatever.
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I knew it! You love her!
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Love, love, love, love, love!
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Oh, hey, what's that?
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Hurry up.
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In the belly! In the belly!
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In the belly! In the belly!
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Wendy!
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Wendy! Wendy!
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Hey, guys, these are my pals from work, mabel and dipper.
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I chewed my gum so it looks like a brain.
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She's not much for first impressions,
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Unlike this guy!
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This guy...!
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So are you, like, babysitting or...?
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Come on, Robbie.
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Guys, this is Lee and Nate...
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Tambri...
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Thompson, who once ate a run-over waffle for 50 cents...
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Don't tell them that.
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And Robbie. You can probably figure him out.
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Yeah, I'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower.
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Oh, you mean the big muffin.
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Um, it's a giant explosion.
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Heh heh! Kind of does look like a muffin.
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Let's hurry it up, guys. I got big plans for tonight, huh?
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Let's get outta here! Get in the car!
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Sorry, kid, I'll ride shotgun, all right?
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Okay, just, before we go,
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My mom said you guys aren't allowed to punch the roof anymore, so...
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Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!
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Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!
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Ha ha! This is gonna blow someone's mind.
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Mabel, please.
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What? Am I embarrassing you in front of your new...
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Girlfriend!
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Uhh! Did you just lick my hand?
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You're watching the black-and-white
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Period piece old lady boring movie channel.
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Kids! I can't find the remote, and I refuse to stand up!
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Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves,
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Starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as the Duchess
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And Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as the risible coxswain
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Sounterbluggot Hampterfuppinshire.
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Kids!
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No! Noooo!
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There it is, fellas--
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The condemned Dusk-to-Dawn.
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- Neato! - Awesome!
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Wh-why did they shut it down?
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It's, like, a health code violation, or...?
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- Try murder! - Some folks died in there.
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The place has been haunted ever since.
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This town has such a colorful history!
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What? Are-- are you guys serious?
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Yeah. We're all gonna die!
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Chill out, man. It's not as bad as it looks.
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Come on, Dipper.
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Haha, Okay. Okay
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Just-- just gotta get a foothold.
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Dude, your sister did it.
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Hey, you know what? Just... There you go.
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Sorry, dude.
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Good job throwing the kid off the fence, genius.
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Your mom's a genius.
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This place is amazing.
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I think it's-- it's stuck.
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- Let me take a crack at it. - Oh, yeah.
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I can't get in, but I'm sure junior here
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Is gonna break it down like hercules.
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Come on, leave him alone. He's just a little kid.
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Whoa, kid! What are you doing?
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Go, dipper! Punch that metal thing!
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Hey, dipper, take it easy.
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Who wants to bet he doesn't make it?
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Good call, inviting this little maniac!
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Your new name is Dr. Fun Times.
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All right.
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Yeah, man. Cool.
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Nice work.
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Do you guys really think it's haunted?
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Thompson, are you kidding me?
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Come on, shut up, man!
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Oh, man.
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It's even creepier than I imagined.
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Yep, it's dust.
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Hey, dude, where do you think they keep the dead bodies?
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Shut up, man!
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Guys, check it out! You think they still work?
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Nice!
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Jackpot!
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So, what are we gonna do now?
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Anything we want.
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Take that.
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Put 'em in, put 'em in! Three at a time, three at a time!
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Oh, my gosh! Smile dip!
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I thought this stuff was banned in America.
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Maybe they had a good reason.
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Hey, come here, man, we got it ready!
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Whatever it is, I'll do it!
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Thompson!
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Dipper, this night is, like, legendary.
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- Really? - Just look around. The guys are bonding.
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I've never even seen tambri look up from her phone this long,
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And your sister seems to be going nuts for that smile dip.
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Maybe I've had too much.
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What you think?
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Would you like to eat my candy paws?
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Of course, you little angel.
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You know, dipper, I wasn't sure
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If you could hang with our crew at first,
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But you're surprisingly mature for your age.
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Hey, guys, We need more ice.
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I'm on it.
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What was that?
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I thought I heard some lady screaming back here.
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You freakin' out, kid?
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No. No, I'm cool. Everything's cool.
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Then what's all this about?
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Oh, that's... Uh... Uh... Uh...
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Hey, look!
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Dancy pants revolution,
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The game that tricks people into exercising.
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All right, I'm down.
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Yeah, let's all-- let's all go play that.
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Dance! Hurry up!
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Wow! He's really terrible at this.
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Yeah, yeah, that's-- that's great.
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I'll be right back.
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Come on, Grunkle Stan, pick up!
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Uhh! What is he doing?
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I don't care about dukes or commoners...
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Or his royal highness, Lionel of Cornwall.
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I'm not afraid anymore, mother.
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Duchess, I forbid you.
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I may be a duchess, but I'm also a woman!
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Yes! Yes!
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In your face, elizabeth!
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It's just like my life!
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In a way.
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Mabel, I need your advice.
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We're hanging out in a haunted convenience store,
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I can't get ahold of Grunkle Stan,
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And if I try to say anything about it to any of these guys,
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they'll just think I'm a scared little kid or something.
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Mabel?
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The future is in the past!
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Onward, deoshebah!
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Mabel! How many of these did you eat?
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Eleventeen.
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Oh, man. Oh man, oh man, oh man!
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Whoa, guys, you might wanna see this.
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What the heck?
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Whoa. Then the rumors are true.
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Dude, dare you to lie down in it.
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Good idea. Go lie down in it.
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I'm a dead body! Look!
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Wait!
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Maybe let's not do that.
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This guy's scared!
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All I'm saying is, why tempt the fates?
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I mean, what if this place really is...
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Haunted?
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- Come on. -Boo.
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Just take it down a notch, Captain Buzzkill.
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But I thought I was Dr. Fun times.
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Well, you're acting like Captain Buzzkill, right?
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Yeah. Little bit.
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Status update:
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Trapped in store with insane 9-year-old.
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I'm not a 9-year-old. I'm 13,
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Technically a teen!
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Whoa? What is that?
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What?
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"status update...
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Aaaahhhhhhh."
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Tambri! Tambri!
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Can you hear us?
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What are we supposed to do? I don't know, man! I don't know!
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Let's just go already!
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- Thompson! - Wait!
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I've almost got the high score!
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What?
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Time to shake what your momma gave you!
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Oh, no! Help! So many arrows!
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You're a dance machine!
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No, you're a dance machine!
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- Oh, no! - Thompson!
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Forget him! Let's go!
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What the--? Guys, it's locked!
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Outta my way!
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Everybody, wait.
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Whatever is doing this has to have some kind of reason.
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Maybe if we could just figure out what it is,
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Then they'll let us out of here.
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"they'll let us out of here."
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Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
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I don't know, guys. Maybe he's got a point.
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Yeah, right.
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I'm sure the ghost just wants to talk about his feelings!
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Wh-what?
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I'm bonkers for eating you alive!
267
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No!
268
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Lee!
269
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Okay, okay.
270
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I'm with you, kid. One hundred percent, man.
271
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Welcome!
272
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,380
They got mabel!
273
00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:01,130
Welcome to your graves, young trespassers!
274
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:05,050
We're super sorry for hanging out in your store.
275
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,530
Yeah, can we just go now and leave forever?
276
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,170
Well... Okay. You're free to go.
277
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But before you leave, hot dogs are now half off.
278
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,560
I know it might be crazy, but you gotta try these dogs!
279
00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,810
Just kidding about the hot dog sale!
280
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Just let us outta here already!
281
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,660
I don't like your tone!
282
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,280
No, no! Aah!
283
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,780
What? No! I'm a hot dog!
284
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It begins!
285
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Welcome to your home for all eternity!
286
00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,460
Dipper, what do we do? Duck!
287
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,390
Quick, in there!
288
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,260
What do they want from us?
289
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:07,700
- Revenge, I guess...? - What did we do wrong?
290
00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,500
Okay, let's try to figure out the pattern here.
291
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,920
Why was each person taken?
292
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,780
Tambri was texting, thompson was playing a video game,
293
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,490
Lee was being sarcastic-- it doesn't make any sense!
294
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:19,560
Yeah. I mean, those are all just normal teenage things.
295
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Wendy, say that last part again.
296
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"Normal teenage things"?
297
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Of course! Stay here until I get back.
298
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,040
Dude, what are you doing?
299
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Hey, ghost!
300
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I've got something to tell you.
301
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,640
I'm not a teenager!
302
00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:51,750
Well, why didn't you say so?
303
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,910
How old did you say you were?
304
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:56,810
I'm...
305
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,550
I'm 12, technically not a teen.
306
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When we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store.
307
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Always sassafrassin' customers
308
00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:08,900
With their boomie-boxes
309
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,320
And disrespectful short pants,
310
00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:13,910
So we decided to up and ban them,
311
00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:18,270
But they retaliated with this newfangled rap music!
312
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,370
The lyrics, they were so... Hateful!
313
00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:23,110
Homework's wack, and so are rules
314
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,140
Tuckin' in your shirt's for fools
315
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,370
Nooo!
316
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:29,040
It was so shocking, we were stricken down
317
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With double heart attacks.
318
00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:37,000
That's why we hate teenagers so much,
319
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,290
Don't we, honey?
320
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,520
But they're my friends.
321
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,660
Isn't there anything I can do to help them?
322
00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:45,080
There is one thing.
323
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,700
Do you know any funny little dances?
324
00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:50,930
Uh... Is there anything else I can do?
325
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:53,360
Nooooo!
326
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:55,960
Okay, okay, okay! Um, well...
327
00:17:56,630 --> 00:18:00,560
I do know... The lamby-lamby dance,
328
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,190
But, uh, but I can't really do it without a lamb costume.
329
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:08,970
Oh. Well. There it is.
330
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Well
331
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,350
Who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby?
332
00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,320
I do! I do!
333
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,380
So go up and greet your mammy mammy mammy
334
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Hi there, hi there
335
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:23,290
So march, march, march around the daisies
336
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:25,770
Yes! Yes! More, more!
337
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:32,290
don't, don't, don't you forget about the baby
338
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:38,110
That was some fine girlie-dancin', boy!
339
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,260
Your friends are free.
340
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:43,130
Well, I don't think you have to worry about us comin' back, so...
341
00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:57,240
I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again.
342
00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,120
- Hey, there's still some left. - Evil!
343
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,190
What-- what happened after everything went crazy?
344
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,920
You are not going to believe it.
345
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,950
The ghosts appeared, and dipper had to...
346
00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:13,010
And, um, dipper just grabbed a bat
347
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,330
And started beating ghosts down, left and right.
348
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:17,130
And then the ghosts got all scared
349
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,580
And ran away like a couple of little girls.
350
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,680
- It was insane! - No way!
351
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,730
Dr. Fun Times!
352
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,940
Well, I'm probably scarred for life.
353
00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:32,680
Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
354
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,120
Think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.
355
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,760
Hey, next time we hang out,
356
00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:39,520
Let's stay at the Mystery Shack, okay?
357
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,090
Ha ha! Next time?
358
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,460
Yeah, let's-- let's hang out at the shack.
359
00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:45,570
Ha ha! Yeah.
360
00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:47,960
Next time.
361
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,430
What kind of sick joke is this?
362
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,060
The wedding.
363
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,220
I've waited so long for this.
364
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,090
Oh, look at her in that dress.
365
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,560
Count Lionel! What's he doin' here?!
366
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,670
I've come to reclaim my bride!
367
00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,220
You had your chance at the cotillion, you!
368
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,490
You had your chance at the cotillion, you!
369
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,800
That's what I'm sayin'!
370
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,280
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