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(electronic hip-hop music playing)
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You know, I see you
in here every day
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and you never
buy anything.
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Buying music is retro.
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So why do you
come in here?
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To see you.
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-Really?
-Penny, get back to work!
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Get your swerve on
on your own time
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and you... Get out of my store.
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You never
buy anything.
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Going to buy
this magazine.
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You want a magazine?
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Go to the newsstand.
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Here we sell CDs, beastie boy.
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-So, what's your name?
-Don't have one.
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-Huh?
-Names are retro.
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It's not about who
I am... it's what I am.
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What are you, then?
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Interested.
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-What are you?
-Real interested.
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Sticky... You never called me.
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What's wrong?
You don't like me?
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Nope.
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Oh, quit playing and tell the truth.
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Watch where you're going, Stinky.
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Come on, Suga Mama.
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Now, we all agreed we weren't
going to embarrass Penny.
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Oh, you know I would
never embarrass Penny.
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Oh, my dogs sure are talking.
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(whining)
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Oh, quit acting like a fool, Puff.
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You're going to embarrass Penny.
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I told you to leave
your mama at home.
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And I told you
leave me at home.
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Oh, Oscar, look at our baby
girl over there... working.
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Look at the guy over there
working our baby girl.
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So I was thinking
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maybe I could give you a ride home.
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That's cool, because I was thinking
what you were thinking.
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I bet neither one of you
are thinking what I'm thinking.
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Daddy, Mom.
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What are you guys
doing here?
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Besides embarrassing me.
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That's exactly what
we're doing here.
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You, Oscar. I'm out of it, Penny.
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Oh, so you drag me
from in front of the TV
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and now you're out of it. Fine.
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Introduce me to your little...
boyfriend, Pen Pen.
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He's not my boyfriend.
Huh?
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-Where did he go?
-Oh, yeah.
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Make it funky now.
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Let's make it funky later.
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Oh, who let the dogs out?
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Put the shoes back on.
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-Honey, where are the twins?
-There they are.
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They're just listening to music.
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(happy gurgling)
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-Sir Paid-A-Lot?
-It's okay, Mr. Proud.
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We only have the clean version playing
on the listening post.
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♪ Yo, I'm a (beep) dog ♪
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♪ My main (beep) ♪
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♪ Uh-huh, (beep) ♪
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♪ Feel me (beep) ♪
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Hmm. Hey.
This ain't all that bad.
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♪ Beep, bap,boom-boom-boom ♪
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♪ Beep-beep-beep,bap, boom... ♪
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I'd like to buy me
one of these.
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Sorry, Mr. Proud... I'm off.
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Let's go, Penny.
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It's time to get paid lay in the shade
and drink lemonade.
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Congratulations, girls.
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Today you get your first paycheck.
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There's only one problem...
you have to split it.
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(laughing)
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Chill out, I'm just kidding.
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One for you,
and one for you.
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$128?
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Wait a minute, Penny.
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I want a picture of you
opening your first check.
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Wait.
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I want the twins
in the picture.
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-Wait. Suga Mama...
-Mom...
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You and Puff get in there, too.
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It'll be okay, baby.
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Oscar.
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Mom, this is embarrassing.
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Oscar.
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Honey, I got to agree with Penny.
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Get in the picture.
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Give a woman a camera
and she thinks she's Spike Lee.
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Okay, now open
the check on three.
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One... two...
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♪ The Proud Family ♪
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♪ What?You and me will always be tight ♪
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♪ Family, every single dayand night ♪
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♪ Even when you startacting like a fool ♪
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♪ You know I'm lovingevery single thing you do ♪
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♪ I know that I canalways be myself ♪
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♪ I love you morethan anybody else ♪
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♪ And every dayas I'm heading off to school ♪
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♪ You know there's no oneI love as much as you ♪
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♪ Family, a family ♪
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♪ Proud Family ♪
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♪ They'll make you scream ♪
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-(doorbell rings)
-♪ They'll make you want to sing ♪
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♪ It's a family thing,a family ♪
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♪ Proud, Proud Family ♪
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♪ The Proud Family ♪
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♪ They'll push your buttons ♪
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♪ And make you wantto hug them ♪
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♪ Family, a family,Proud, Proud Family ♪
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(Oscar) Penny. Baby girl.
The whole idea behind working
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is to make money,
not owe money.
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Mm-hmm, that's what
I tried telling her
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but the girl is hard-headed.
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You can drop me off
right here, Mr. Proud.
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I can walk the rest
of the way to the mall.
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See y'all.
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I don't know what you
were thinking about
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buying all those CDs.
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But I get a 10% discount.
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Leave that poor baby alone.
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She just loves music,
just like her grandma.
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To the tune of $145?
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Ground her.
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And another thing.
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You need to keep
your mind on your work.
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and not the boys.
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-Penny!
-Huh?
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Are you
listening to me?
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Yes, Daddy.
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♪ Yo, I'm a dog (bleep),yo, I'm a dog (bleep) ♪
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♪ Yo (bleep), Yo (bleep),Yo (bleep), Yo (bleep) ♪
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♪ Yo, I'm a dog... ♪
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What happened
to you today?
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One minute you were there, the next...
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Wait. How can you stand
out my window?
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I'm on the second floor.
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What's holding you up?
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No, the question is...
what's holding me down?
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May I come in?
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On one condition.
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What?
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Tell me your name.
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Mega.
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Sorry about earlier
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but your dad...
kind of scary.
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If you thought that was scary
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he catches you up here
and he'll go straight Chucky on you.
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I noticed you were having
a little problem at the store.
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I thought I could help you out.
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Show me your motherboard.
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Excuse me?
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Your computer.
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Oh. There it is.
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Wow. Only time
I seen one like that
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was in the old Batman series.
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Where'd you get it?
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My daddy gave it to me.
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It may not be up-to-date
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but it works
just like the new ones.
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It even has games.
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You heard of Ping?
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In the history class.
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You want to try it?
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Why not?
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Huh?
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(fanfare)
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Wow, you're good.
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It's not that difficult.
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I imagine cavemen
had better games.
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Time to hook you up
with an upgrade.
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Wow. This is a
bomb computer.
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It's how I like to roll.
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But how is this going to help me
with my money problems?
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I'll show you.
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Welcome. What are
your musical needs?
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This is a website
I created.
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It's called EZ-Jackster.
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What's EZ-Jackster?
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EZ-Jackster can't be explained.
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It's a state of mind.
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It's absolute truth.
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Well, let me see it.
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But you have to be open to it,
Penny.
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Are you sure you
can handle it?
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Yes, I'm sure.
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I hope you are 'cause once I let you in
there is no turning back.
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Just show me the stupid site.
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Click the blue mouse, you're at
your desk playing Ping again
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and you can believe
whatever you want to.
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Click on the red mouse,
you stay in Wonderland
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and I show you how deep
the rabbit hole goes.
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Okay, I get
it, Morpheus.
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I'm not scared.
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Wow.
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Where are we?
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Here, in the Matrix...
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Uh... I mean, I mean the Web...
where all things are possible.
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Here is the truth.
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Here is the harmony.
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Here is where I created a site
for broke-down teens like you.
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Here is a place that offers free music.
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Free music?
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Free music.
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What the...?
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Request any song
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and it's downloaded instantly
into your computer... for free.
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Why?
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Because we can.
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Free will, Penny.
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Tell all you know.
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Are you with me?
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Is it legal?
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Legal?
It's our birthright.
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(whispers)
Are you the one, Penny?
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Wow.
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You have entered EZ-Jackster.
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Begin your destiny.
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Free your mindand the music will follow.
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Now downloading.
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Thankful... Money... ful... money.
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(Oscar)
Penny!
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Yes, Daddy!
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Now downloading,"Get Yo Money."
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Now downloading"Where's My Money?"
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(keypad clicking)
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(computer voice)You have entered EZ-JACKSTER.
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Begin your destiny.
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You have selectedSir Paid-A-Lot
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Wizard Kelly Records recording artist.
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Where it all started...
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-Penny?
-...with a orange basketball...
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What have you been doing
all weekend?
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(sniffs)
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Besides not bathing?
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Shh.
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-Girl, I'm going to kick your...
-Shh.
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G... what is wrong with you?
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And what's with the new wardrobe?
I like it.
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-Shh.
-If you do that one more time...
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Can you keep a secret?
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You know I can't.
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Good, because what
I'm about to show you
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I want you to tell everybody.
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I've been downloading.
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Ooh... give me all the detail.
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Music, silly.
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Welcome to EZ-JACKSTER.
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Girl, you got the latest
Sir Paid-A-Lot CD?
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And I can get any music I want
for free!
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Free? Is that legal?
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Legal?
Girl, it's our birthright.
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Okay, I'll take that as a "yes."
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Look, Puff, they got Rufas Thomas.
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I got millions of hits today.
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Well, I told Dijonay.
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You should have got billions of hits.
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I knew you were the one, Penny.
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(yells)
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(Wizard Kelly)
Ladies and gentlemen of the boards
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Wizard has done it again.
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The latest venture
of my many businesses...
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the selling of my musical records...
has gone through the roof.
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00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,830
Everything the Wizard touches
turns to money.
266
00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:28,660
And it's all going to end with an airball.
267
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,200
(Wizard)
Sir Paid-A-Lot
268
00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:32,040
I'm so happy to see you.
269
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,120
But why all the hostility
my rapping brother?
270
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,040
'Cause my music ain't selling, dawg.
271
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,830
That's mission impossible.
272
00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,120
It seems like everywhere
the Wizard go...
273
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,750
someone's playing
a Sir Paid-A-Lot song.
274
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:48,040
♪ I'm going to beep, beep yo beep ♪
It's just so darn catchy.
275
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,120
(all agree)
276
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,200
If that's so how come you sent me
a royalty check
277
00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:52,370
for only five cents?
278
00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:53,700
Five cents?
279
00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:54,910
That's a lot of money.
280
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,910
You keep playing, dawg you going to
make me lose my mind up in here.
281
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,830
I'm not playing. My last royalty check
was for a million dollars.
282
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,200
You keep playing
with my emotions...
283
00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:05,000
Goodness gracious,
that's quite a difference.
284
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,910
There must be something wrong.
285
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,120
If you're getting robbed,
then the Wizard's getting robbed.
286
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,950
Don't worry,
Sir Paid-A-Lot
287
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,330
Wizard will get
to the bottom of this.
288
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,580
Penny, dinner's ready.
289
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,580
I don't know what that girl is doing.
290
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:23,870
All she does is come home
and glue herself to the computer.
291
00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,620
Oscar, did you hear me?
292
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,040
Huh?
293
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,620
Dinner is ready.
294
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,250
(TV announcer)
...Mad Dog Mad is teaching...
295
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:33,410
Oscar, it's bad enough that you
and Suga Mama watch wrestling
296
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,950
but I told you I don't want
the twins watching
297
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,080
and imitating their behavior.
298
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,450
Relax, Trudy,
they're not paying attention.
299
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,700
(Announcer) Boy, he tossed himinto the next zip code.
300
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,000
Kick out, Puff, kick out!
301
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,910
Don't let those rug bugs
beat you.
302
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,790
One, two, three.
303
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,040
Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding!
304
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,870
Those are my babies
right there.
305
00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:54,910
I don't know where
they get that from.
306
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,540
(TV announcer) We interruptthe regularly scheduled program
307
00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,620
to bring you thisspecial news bulletin.
308
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,290
We have late-breaking news
309
00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:03,370
from the southeast central part
of the city.
310
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:06,200
We go to our field correspondent
Marsha Mitsubishi.
311
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:07,450
(Mitsubishi)
Thanks, Bill.
312
00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:10,040
WCOOD has learnedthat federal officials
313
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,870
have been alertedto a new Internet website
314
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,080
that threatensthe entire music industry.
315
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,660
The site,
aptly called EZ-JACKSTER
316
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,790
allows computer users
all over the world
317
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:20,660
to download music for free.
318
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,950
Officials have informed
us that the highest usage
319
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,580
of the renegade website
called EZ-JACKSTER
320
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,660
comes from a computer user
in the house right behind me.
321
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,950
Ooh, look at that tacky house.
322
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,200
Some people
just don't have any taste.
323
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,700
Yeah, they still
got the Christmas lights up.
324
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:38,750
Mm-hmm. Trifle'n,
that's what it's called.
325
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,910
What idiot thought he could get
away with stealing music.
326
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,540
(over loudspeaker)
We have you surrounded.
327
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:46,700
Come out with your hands
over your head, Penny Proud!
328
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:48,200
(helicopter whirring)
329
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:49,870
(gulps)
330
00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:53,660
(twins giggling and cooing)
331
00:14:57,450 --> 00:15:01,450
Well, this has to be the most
embarrassing night of my life.
332
00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:03,370
So, I forgot to take down
the Christmas lights.
333
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,700
-I said I'm sorry.
-Not you, Jingle Bells.
334
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:07,080
She's talking
about Penny.
335
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,080
I cannot believe you stole
all that music, Penny.
336
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,410
You know that's wrong.
337
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,410
It's not stealing.
338
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,750
-Says who?
-My friend Mega.
339
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,910
He says you can't own creativity.
340
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,080
That it's our birthright.
341
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,250
If you get in trouble again
342
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,080
you're going to wish
you hadn't been born.
343
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,660
(mockingly)
Mega says...
344
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,290
(normal voice)
Well, Daddy says go up to your room.
345
00:15:25,370 --> 00:15:27,040
And I'm taking
my computer back, too.
346
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,870
But how am I supposed
to do my homework?
347
00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:32,250
You'll do it like I did it
when I was in school.
348
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,620
Your daddy says
you'll need this.
349
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,290
Why are you doing this to me?
350
00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:37,830
Everybody downloads music
on EZ-JACKSTER.
351
00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:41,370
I don't know about downloading
uploading... whatever.
352
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:44,040
What worries me,
baby, was downstairs
353
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,200
I didn't hear two words
that came out of your mouth
354
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,790
that belonged to you.
355
00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:49,700
Everything was "Mega says."
356
00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,330
Mega said you would say that.
357
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,750
I want to know what Penny says.
358
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:57,330
Look, baby, I taught you to
always think for yourself.
359
00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:00,370
Don't lose your mind over some boy.
360
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,410
Trust me, it's not worth it.
361
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,700
Yes, Mother.
362
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,830
Okay. Now give me a hug.
363
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,040
(tapping on window)
364
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,370
I saw the news.
365
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:21,120
I knew you were the one.
366
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,910
Yeah, the one on punishment.
367
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,450
My dad took the computer.
368
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:25,750
You got a pager?
369
00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,790
I can put you back
online in no time.
370
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:30,910
Yeah?
I mean, no.
371
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,540
My parents said it's stealing.
372
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:35,870
It's not stealing.
It's freedom.
373
00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:39,290
I know, Mega,
but my parents said I can't.
374
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:42,580
"My parents said this.
My parents said that."
375
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,500
What do you
say, Penny?
376
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,700
I don't know.
377
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,750
I say Penny's confused.
378
00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:49,700
I thought you were the one,
Penny.
379
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,830
Call me when you
get it together.
380
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,290
Uh, Mega?
381
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:58,750
It's not like we're hurting anybody.
382
00:16:58,830 --> 00:16:59,910
Right?
383
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,450
Ooh, look, Sir Paid-A-Lot
has a new single! Hey!
384
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:11,040
(rap playing)
385
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,250
(laughing)
386
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:15,410
(crying)
387
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:19,000
Mr. Min, what happened?
388
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,120
Yeah, where is everybody?
389
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,660
Oh, I don't know.
390
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,620
Maybe they're home
listening to the free music
391
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,200
they get off of EZ-JACKSTER.
392
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,700
Everybody can't be doing that?
393
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:31,250
Oh, yeah?
Even my mother's doing it.
394
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:34,000
And it's all because of you, Penny
and that EZ-JACKSTER!
395
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,750
It's affecting everybody.
396
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:36,750
Look!
397
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,580
Last week's apprehensionof Penny Proud
398
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:43,000
hasn't deterred millions of young peoplefrom trading music via EZ-JACKSTER.
399
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,870
In fact, more EZ-Jacks,
as they are called
400
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:47,910
are joining
the free music movement.
401
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,910
As a result, record salesare down severely.
402
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,950
One of the places hit hardestis Wizard Kelly Industries.
403
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,290
She's right, Wizard.
404
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,830
We're down in
the fourth quarter.
405
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,410
Down in the fourth quarter?
406
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,910
Well, put me in the game
and pass me the ball.
407
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,500
Even world-famous music artistslike Sir Paid-A-Lot
408
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:07,080
are changing their lifestyles.
409
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,750
Hey, Dawg, not my big screen TV.
You can't take that.
410
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,450
I'm in the middle
of watching the game, Dawg.
411
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:14,580
The spiraling record sales are
affecting all parts of society.
412
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,250
Malls are empty,
hair salons have closed.
413
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,660
There isn't a single citizen
414
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,950
that EZ-JACKSTER
hasn't effected.
415
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,450
No records, no
record-release party.
416
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,120
No record-release party
417
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,040
no record-release party snacks.
418
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,910
But these babies
are good for more than eating.
419
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,950
You can strip paint with them
pave your driveway
420
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,790
even resole your shoes.
421
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,790
That's right,
Proud Snacks.
422
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:36,080
That's it for tonight.
423
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,160
I'm Marsha Mitsubishi, and...
424
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,580
(sighs)
425
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:43,250
And I'm looking for a job, too.
426
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,290
(Penny)
Daddy?
427
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,450
You... you did this, Penny
to all of us.
428
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,290
It's all because of you.
429
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,200
Mm-hmm, I tried to tell her.
430
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,910
The only good thing about this
is I have to fire you.
431
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,790
-I'm going to miss you, Boo.
-You, too, Queen Latifah.
432
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,330
Thanks a lot, Penny.
433
00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,040
(doorbell tinkles)
434
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,080
(cash register opens)
435
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,500
(weeping)
436
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:50,870
Mom, you were right.
437
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:53,500
I can't be losing
my mind over a boy.
438
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:56,410
I have to always
remember who I am.
439
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,160
But I'm okay now.
440
00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,830
I just wanted
you to know that.
441
00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:02,950
Well, I'm glad
to hear that, baby.
442
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,450
What was she talking about?
What boy?
443
00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:07,410
It doesn't matter, Oscar.
444
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,200
The important thing is
she thought of it herself.
445
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,000
(phone rings)
446
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:22,950
Hello?
447
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,540
(Mega on phone)
Hello, Penny?
448
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,200
Do you know who this is?
449
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:27,580
Mega?
450
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,950
You still downloading?
451
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,500
No, it's stealing.
452
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,830
-Says who?
-Says me.
453
00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:35,830
I know you're afraid.
454
00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,750
I know you're
afraid of change
455
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:41,160
but I'm trying to show you
a world without rules
456
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,290
borders or control.
457
00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:45,040
Where anything is possible.
458
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,450
I'm not afraid, Mega.
459
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,200
I just know right from wrong.
460
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,000
And you're definitely wrong for me.
Goodbye.
461
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,450
(funky music playing)
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