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(babies gurgling happily)

(eggs splat)

Good morning, parents.

Mother, you're looking especially beautiful today.

Why, thank you.

And Daddy, you wearing that suit.

Move over, Denzel.

Denzel?

Sam Jackson, maybe.

That's cool if you're talking about the Shaft Sam.

That Oscar, he's a bad...

Shut your mouth.

I'm just talking about Oscar.

And I can dig it.

Sit down, Daddy, before your breakfast gets cold.

(giggling)

I don't see any food.

Really, Daddy?

I cooked pancakes, eggs, grits

and sausage.

Mmm, good.

Any more?

(giggling)

♪ The Proud Family...what? ♪

♪ You and me will always be tight ♪

♪ Family, every single day and night ♪

♪ Even when you start acting like a fool ♪

♪ You know I'm loving every single thing you do ♪

♪ I know that I can always be myself ♪

♪ I love you more than anybody else ♪

♪ And every day as I'm heading off to school ♪

♪ You know there's no one I love as much as you ♪

♪ Family, a family ♪

♪ Proud Family ♪

♪ They'll make you scream ♪

-(doorbell rings) -♪ They'll make you wanna sing ♪

♪ It's a family thing, a family ♪

♪ Proud, Proud Family ♪

♪ The Proud Family ♪

♪ They'll push your buttons ♪

♪ And make you wanna hug 'em ♪

♪ Family, a family, Proud, Proud Family ♪

(whimpering)

Here, take this.

I don't want you to get an infection.

I hope this isn't any of that vet medicine

you give your animal patients.

Oh, what do you care as long as it works?

Look at it this way...

at least you'll no longer have a problem with fleas.

I don't have fleas.

(gulps)

Oh, Oscar, stop being silly.

It's people medicine.

But what about my fleas?

Mama, Daddy, I'm sorry.

I wanted to do something nice for you this morning,

just to show you that you're the best parents on the entire planet.

Okay, I've heard this before. Is 20 enough?

Absolutely.

But that's not what I wanted.

Then give me my money back.

You're so funny, Daddy.

What is it you want, Penny?

Can I have a sleepover tomorrow night? Just two girls.

There'll be no loud music, no dancing, no boys, no fun at all.

I know, because there'll be no sleepover.

Mama!

No, Penny.

Your Dad and I are going

to my veterinarian awards banquet tomorrow night.

I'm nominated for three Lassies.

Baby, I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to make it.

Why not?

Did you forget already?

Our baby girl Penny is having a sleepover tomorrow night.

Yeah, and you'll be sleeping over that couch

if you try to worm your way out of this.

Just tell me this...

are you guys using bears again for waiters?

I'm still shaking from that incident last year.

Ahem, hey, Smokey.

Don't be serving me that salmon unless it's fresh.

I mean, pull-it-out-of-the- stream-with-your-paw fresh.

Now, see, that's what I call fresh.

I haven't been right since that day, baby.

When I took Bebe and Cece to The Little Mermaid

I had to watch it through my fingers.

Nice try.

You're going, Oscar.

Okay, try this...

What if Suga Mama chaperoned?

Okay, you can have your sleepover

if you can get Suga Mama to agree.

Don't worry, I'll get her.

Suga Mama and I speak the same language.

17, 18, 19, 20.

Ha-ha, you know, Penny

I always said you and I spoke the same language.

(doorbell rings)

Puff, put this with my stash.

Hmm, I need to wash this wig.

Hi, Penny.

Hey, you made it.

Hey, Pinhead.

-Who invited her? -LaCienega?

Come on, Penny, she's cool.

(gurgling)

Oh, look, if it isn't the Proud twins...

Happy and Nappy.

That's Bebe and Cece.

Isn't that what I said?

Okay, kids, we're going.

Mr. and Mrs. Proud...

may I say, on behalf of all of us

you don't look nearly as old as you really are.

Well, thank you, LaCienega.

I think.

Penny, you know the rules...

No loud music.

No boys.

No running up my phone bill.

No boys.

And the most important rule of all...

(All) No boys.

Penny, wait a minute.

Don't worry, Mom, we'll be okay.

Why don't y'all go on? I got everything under control.

And the no boys rule goes double for you, Mama.

Call you back, Cletus.

My son is trippin'.

Good-bye, baby. Have fun, now.

(All) Bye!

(snoring)

How can we party with Honey Dew sleeping in here?

It's Suga Mama.

Isn't that what I said?

Check this out.

Suga Mama!

Is your grandmother okay?

I mean, she ain't movin'.

Yeah, watch this.

Turn that back on. I was watching that.

Yes, Suga Mama.

(snoring)

Now all I have to do is put the twins to bed

and the party is on.

Come on, you two, time for bed.

(babies crying)

(Puff whimpering)

Good-night, you guys, sweet dreams.

(whimpering)

Puff, take care of the babies.

(whimpering)

(loud thud)

Yes, I know you'll protect the babies.

That's why I'm leaving you here with them.

(whimpering)

(scratching and whining)

Okay, everybody's asleep.

You know what that means.

It's time to par-tay!

Seeing that some of us are cheerleaders

maybe I can convince a couple of football players to come by.

Wait a minute, you heard my parents... no boys.

Duh, they're supposed to say that.

And as teenagers, we're not supposed to listen to them.

Besides, I know for a fact that that cutie Omar really likes you.

-The quarterback? -Yes.

All he does is talk about you.

-Isn't that right, LaCienega? -I don't think so.

Oh, yeah, he talks about you all the time.

So, are you down, Penny?

Okay, I'm down, but only for a little while.

Call them.

Already did.

Come on in, guys, before you get a penalty flag for delay of party.

(giggles)

Hey, Omar.

-What's up... um, um... -Penny.

(laughing) Yeah, right.

What did I tell you?

All he talks about is you.

(both squealing)

Okay, why are there birds on the table?

And in the chandeliers?

Oscar, can you be here for me, please?

Trust me, Trudy I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.

Okay, okay, I'm here.

Oscar Proud, Proud Snacks.

One swallow will make your taste buds holler.

(eating sounds)

(choking)

Someone help me!

Come on, baby, let's move along.

Can't we go anywhere without you trying to sell snacks?

-What pays the bills? -Not the snacks.

Which is why I should be passing them out.

(sniffing) Mmm, something smell good up in here.

Looks like squab.

Squab? What's squab?

Pigeon.

(grunts)

(screeching)

What's wrong? We're eating your cousin?

(squawks)

You know what would go good with this?

Some cold duck.

(Oscar's laughter echoing)

Oscar, I wouldn't tease the birds.

I don't think they like it.

What do I look like, a puddy cat?

I'm not scared of some birds.

Here's one for the homies.

Mmm...

Ouch!

Oh, y'all want to play rough!

Oscar, please, don't provoke them!

No, I got something for them.

Hot sauce!

Oscar, will you please sit down?

Did you see that?

Chicken!

(laughing)

(birds squawking)

(lion-like snarl)

(dive-bombing aircraft sounds)

Trudy! Help me!

(hip-hop playing)

(Man on TV) Oh, hold on, now.

Put that fire out, dragon breath. That'll leave a mark!

(cheering)

-(glass breaking) -Go, go, go!

(snoring)

(glass breaking)

(screaming)

(squawking)

(squeak)

(birds cuckooing; bell dinging)

(squawking)

You and me, pal!

You and me!

Oscar!

Ow! Ouch! Ow!

Trudy, run for your life!

Mama!

And my first husband is...

-Sticky. -Hey!

You cheated!

Baby, I would never cheat on you. Now, come here.

I'm going to show you what kissing is all about.

(gasps)

He's just playing.

He knows he likes me.

Sticky, come here!

(laughter)

It's your turn, Penny.

(Puff whimpering)

(babies squealing happily)

(whimpering)

Omar, Omar, Omar, Omar, Omar, Omar...

(Zoey) It's Omar.

(squealing)

Myron?

Well, look at the time.

My parents should be home any minute.

Party's over... everybody out.

Oh, stop being a baby.

Get in there and kiss your man.

Ah!

And remember...

you're to stay in there seven minutes.

Okay, these are the rules:

no kissing, no hugging, no talking.

(panting)

And no heavy breathing.

(panting)

-Are you okay? -I'm claustrophobic.

I need my inhaler.

Okay, where is it?

Home.

Let me out of here!

Sorry, we can't hear you.

(door opens)

-Oh, my gosh! -Where's Penny?

Let me out of here!

Mom, Dad.

I see you won the award.

Yay, Mom!

I cannot believe you, Penny.

You ask us if you can have a sleepover.

We trust you, and you do something like this.

But I can explain.

You can? Go ahead.

-I want to hear this. -(squawking)

And don't ask.

Well, it was like this and like that... and like this and, uh...

then it was like that and like this and like that...

What's my punishment?

You are grounded for a month.

A month? But I...

-Where are the twins? -Upstairs.

Mom, a whole month?

I was thinking a whole life.

(snoring)

Hey, I was watching that.

You mean to tell me y'all ain't left yet?

I told y'all I got it covered.

You kids just don't listen.

If I've told you once...

(snoring)

(babies cooing)

Puff!

(loud bang)

Mom, there's a dog on the wing.

Sure there is, honey.

(whimpering)

Penny, I'm very disappointed in you.

It's bad enough you had all those kids over here

but to be in a closet with a boy.

Mom, I know how it looked but nothing happened.

If I thought something happened

you'd be in boarding school right now, young lady.

The point is, you shouldn't have been in the closet at all.

That's how good girls get bad reputations.

Those were the '90s, Mom.

People aren't like that anymore.

(whimpering)

(horns honking)

I was watching that.

Mama, I need to tell you something about Puff.

(loud bang)

There he is.

(Zoey) Last Tuesday, the student body

voted to serve veggie burgers.

When notified of the vote

a cafeteria spokesperson informed this reporter

that there was no need for the beef

because there was never any beef in the burgers.

So far, there's been no response from the students.

And now it's time to hear

from our very own "you-didn't-hear-it- from-me-but..." girl

the loquacious Dijonay.

Zoey girl, don't hate, appreciate.

You didn't hear it from me, but this past Saturday night

Penny "Forehead" Proud was locked in a room

with Myron Lewinski at a rowdy sleepover.

-(gasping) -A source close...

to the action tells me that Penny did indeed kiss the boy.

I always knew my girl was wild but who knew Myron was a player player.

Dijonay!

Well, that's all, y'all.

And remember, you didn't hear it from me. See ya.

♪ For he's a jolly good player ♪

♪ For he's a jolly good player ♪

♪ For he's a jolly good player ♪

♪ Which nobody can deny. ♪

-Hey, girl. -(Girl 1) Shh, here she comes.

-Shh. -(Girl 2) Here she comes.

What's going on?

Don't try to play me.

How could you do this to me?

Start a rumor like that?

I didn't start it. I just reported it.

I thought you'd be happy. Everybody knows your name now.

I'd be happier if you would have checked your facts.

I'm a gossip reporter.

If I checked the facts, it ain't gossip anymore.

-Who started this rumor? -You did.

You were the one in the closet.

You know what, Dijonay...?

(chanting) Myron, Myron, Myron...

Never mind.

...Myron, Myron, Myron, Myron...

-Say my name, say my name. -Myron.

Hey, what up, baby girl?

I need to talk to you.

Beat it, chicken legs.

Myron, you need to put a stop to the rumors about us.

Hey, I didn't start 'em. I'm just milking 'em.

-You're going to stop them. -And what if I don't?

I'll hurt you.

All right, all right.

I'll do whatever you want.

Geez, you don't have to get so physical.

(Girls) Penny and Myron are kissing.

You didn't hear it from me but this morning...

someone spread a nasty rumor

about Penny Proud kissing Myron Lewinski.

This afternoon, Myron is my in-studio guest.

He's here to set the record straight.

Welcome to the show, Myron.

Thanks for having me on, Dijonay... with your fine self.

Ooh, Myron. You so smooth.

-If you and Penny weren't together, I'd... -(Penny) Dijonay!

So, Myron, what exactly did happen

between you and Penny last Saturday night?

Well, you know, as usual the ladies were all over me.

I was just chillin', so...

Nothing happened.

Penny is a classy lady and I... I have nothing but love...

I mean, respect for her.

Yes.

(Girl) I heard he went on TV to keep her away from him.

And that she's been stalking him everywhere he goes.

Because she can't get enough of Myron.

That's because she loves him.

Why else would she make me put him on my TV show?

(shrieks)

(sobbing)

(LaCienega) I was wondering when you would fall apart.

I had no idea when I started that rumor that it would work this well.

What? Why did you do that?

Two reasons.

You didn't invite me to your party and everyone knows, it's not a party

unless LaCienega Boulevardez is there.

And two, it was fun.

That's it. This time you went too far.

Want some? Get some.

Girl fight!

(excited shouting)

Arch rivals Penny Proud and LaCienega Boulevardez

go at it for the Myron belt.

Man, this is going to be a close fight

but my money's on LaCienega.

Looks like she wants Myron more than I want this tasty burger.

I don't want Myron. That's a lie.

(excited whispers)

That's not true. Don't say that.

Stop!

Can't you see what we're doing to each other?

How rumors divide classmates, friends, families...

even enemies.

Don't you know that by merely listening to a rumor

we're giving it life, allowing it to breathe, to grow

to engulf us all... to devour our integrity.

♪ Stop spreading those rumors around ♪

♪ Stop spreading the lies ♪

♪ Look at all these rumors surrounding me every day ♪

♪ We just need some time, some time to get away ♪

♪ From all these rumors, I can't take it no more ♪

♪ My best friend said there's one out now ♪

♪ About me and the boy next door ♪

♪ Stop spreading those rumors around ♪

♪ Stop spreading the lies ♪

Come on, everybody. Let's stop spreading them rumors.

(bell ringing)

She said her family broke up when they caught her kissing Myron.

Now they're going to send her to live in another country.

(Dijonay) Yeah, girl I'm going to visit her, too.

(Myron) Yo, Penny

I was feeling what you had to say. You know, it was real.

But, yo, I got to be honest I like rumors.

Changed my life.

I went from geek to chic.

Gas.

Mom, you were right.

LaCienega started a nasty rumor about me and Myron.

I tried to stop it, but I had to let it go.

I know that nothing happened.

You should have kicked that girl's behind.

(Trudy) No, you did the right thing.

There's nothing you can do about rumors but live your life correctly.

You still should have kicked that girl's behind.

Which reminds me I got wrestling tickets.

Where's Puff?

(Puff whimpering)

(laughing)

-(explosion) -Puff!

Houston, we have a problem.