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I'm afraid your services
won't be required here, sir.
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My men have examined
the evidence,
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and this is obviously
an accident.
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What?!
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Duck-tective will return
after these messages.
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That duck is a genius.
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Eh. It's easier to find clues
when you're that close to the ground.
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Are you saying you could
outwit duck-tective?
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Mabel, I have very keen
powers of observation.
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For example,
just by smelling your breath
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I can tell that
you have been eating...
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An entire tube of toothpaste?
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- It was so sparkly.
- Hey, dudes!
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You'll never guess
what I found!
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- Buried treasure!
- Buried...
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Hey, I was gonna say that!
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So I was cleaning up
when I found this secret door
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hidden behind the wallpaper.
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It's crazy-bonkers-creepy.
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Whoa! It's a secret wax museum.
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They're so life-like.
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Except for that one.
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Hello!
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Ha ha! It's just me,
your Grunkle Stan!
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Behold the Gravity Falls
Wax museum.
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It was one of our most
popular attractions!
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Before I forgot all about it.
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I got 'em all...
genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes,
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some kind of,
I don't know, Goblin Man.
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Ooh! Is anyone else
getting the creeps here?
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And now for
my personal favorite...
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wax Abraham Lincoln,
right over...
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oh, no! Come on!
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Who left the blinds open?!
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Wax John wilkes booth,
I'm lookin' in your direction.
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How do you fix a wax figure?
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Cheer up, Grunkle Stan.
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- Where's that smile?
- Meh.
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- Beep bop boop.
- Ow.
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Don't worry, Grunkle Stan, I'll make you a new wax figure
from all this old wax.
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You really think you could
make one of these puppies?
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Grunkle Stan,
I'm an arts and crafts master.
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Why do you think I always have
this glue gun stuck to my arm?
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- Eeech!
- I like your gumption, kid.
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I don't know what that word means,
but thank you.
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Dipper.
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What do you think
of my wax figure idea?
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She's part fairy princess,
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and part horse fairy princess.
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Maybe you should carve
something from real life.
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Like a waffle with big arms!
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Yo-kay, or, ya know,
something else,
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like someone in your family.
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Kids! Have you
seen my pants?
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O muse, you work
in mysterious ways.
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Why is your sister
talking to the ceiling?
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I think it needs more glitter.
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Agreed.
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I found my pants,
but now I'm missing my...
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What do you think?
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I think the wax museum's
back in business!
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I can't believe this many people
showed up.
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I know, right?
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Your uncle probably
bribed 'em or something.
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He bribed me.
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You all know me, folks,
town doll and Mr. Mystery.
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Please, ladies!
Control yourselves!
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As you know, I always bring
the people of this fair town
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novelties and befuddlements,
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the likes of which
the world has never known.
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But enough about me.
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Behold...
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Me!
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♪ Ye-ah!
Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ah! ♪
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And now a word from
our own Mabelangelo.
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It's Mabel.
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Thank you for coming.
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I made this sculpture
with my own two hands!
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It's covered in my blood,
sweat, tears,
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and other fluids.
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- Ugh! - Ohh!
- Ewww!
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Heh heh. Yeah.
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I will now take questions.
You there.
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Old man mcgucket, local kook.
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Are the wax figures alive?
And, follow-up question,
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can I survive
the wax man uprising?
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Um... Yes! Next question.
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Toby determined,
Gravity Falls gossiper.
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Do you really think
this constitutes a wonder of the world?
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Your microphone's
a turkey baster, Toby.
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- It certainly is.
- Next question.
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Shandra jimenez,
a real reporter.
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Your fliers promised free pizza with admission
to this event.
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Is this true?
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- That's what I heard.
- Come on!
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- What a rip-off!
- I want my pizza.
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That was a typo.
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Good night, everyone!
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Ohhh.
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In your face!
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We're not coming back here.
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I think that went well.
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Hot pumpkin pie!
Look at all this cash!
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And I owe it all
to one person...
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This guy.
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Ooh! Yeah, you too,
ya little gremlin.
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Now, you kids wash up.
We got another long day of fleecing rubes tomorrow.
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Go! Go!
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Ahh, kids.
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Well, duck-dective,
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it seems you've really
"quacked" the case.
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Ha ha!
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Stupid duck.
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Well, I'm gonna use the John.
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You need anything?
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I love this guy!
Don't you go nowhere.
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- Dipper, you wanna do a toothbrush race?
- Okay.
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No... No... Nooooo!
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Wax Stan! He's been...
Murdered!
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Ohhh!
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I got up to use the John,
right?
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And when I come back,
blammo! He's headless!
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My expert handcrafting
besmirched.
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Besmirched!!!
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Who would do something
like this?
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What's your opinion,
sheriff blubs?
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Look, we'd love
to help you folks,
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but let's face the facts...
this case is unsolvable.
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- What?! You take that back, sheriff blubs!
- What? - What?
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You're kidding, right?
There must be evidence, motives.
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- Ya know, I could help, if you want.
- He's really good.
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He figured out who was
eating our tin cans.
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All signs pointed to the goat.
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Yeah, yeah, let the boy help.
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He's got a little brain
up in his head.
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Whoo! Would you look
at what we got here!
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City boy thinks
he's gonna solve a mystery
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with his fancy computer phone!
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City Bo-oy!
City Bo-oy!
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You are adorable.
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Adorable?
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- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!
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Look P.J.'s,
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how about you leave
the investigatin' to the grown-ups?
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Attention, all units.
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Steve is going to fit an entire
cantaloupe in his mouth.
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Repeat, an entire cantaloupe.
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- It's a 2316!
- Let's move.
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That's it! Mabel, you and me
are going to find the jerk who did this
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and get back that head!
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Then we'll see who's adorable.
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Aw. You sneeze
like a kitten.
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Wax Stan has lost his head,
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and it's up to us to find it.
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There were a lot of unhappy
customers at the unveiling.
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The murderer could
have been anyone.
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Yeah! Even us!
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In this town, anything is possible,
ghosts, zombies...
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could be months before
we find our first clue.
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Hey, look, a clue!
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Footprints in the shag carpet.
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That's weird.
They've got a hole in them.
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And they're leading to...
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So what do you think?
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In my opinion, this is an ax.
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Wait a minute...
the lumberjack!
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Of course!
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In your face!
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He was furious when he
didn't get that free pizza.
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Furious enough for murder!
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Oh, you mean manley Dan?
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He hangs out at this crazy-intense biker joint
downtown.
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Then that's where we're going.
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Dude, this is awesome.
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You two are like
the mystery twins.
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Don't call us that.
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Hey, gimme a hand
with this coffin, will ya?
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I'm doing a memorial service
for wax Stan.
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Something small, but classy.
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- Ooh!
- Sorry, Grunkle Stan,
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- But we've got a big break in the case.
- Break in the case!
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We're heading into town
right now to interrogate the murderer.
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We have an ax!
Ree! Ree! Ree!
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Seems like the kind of thing
a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.
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Good thing I'm an uncle.
Avenge me, kids!
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Avenge me!!!
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This is the place.
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Got the fake I.D.'s?
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Here goes nothing.
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Sorry, but we don't
serve minors.
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Dagnabbit!
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We're here to interrogate
manley Dan the lumberjack
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for the murder of wax Stan.
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Deedle-eedle-eet.
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Works for me.
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He's resting.
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All right, let's just
try to blend in, okay?
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You got it, dipping sauce.
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Hey, there, fellow
restaurant patron!
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Bap!
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Grrrr!
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Aaaah!!!
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Manley Dan!
Just the guy I wanted to see.
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- Where were you last night?
- Punchin' the clock.
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You were at work?
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No, I was punchin' that clock!
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Ten o'clock.
The time of the murder.
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So I guess you've never
seen this before?
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- Listen, little girl...
- Hey, actually, I'm...
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I wouldn't pick my teeth
with that ax!
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It's left-handed.
I only use my right hand.
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The manly hand!
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Hit him!
Hit him!
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- Aaaah!
- Hee hee hee!
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Left-handed...
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Three, four, five, six.
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Oh! Your wife
is gonna be beautiful.
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Yes!
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Mabel, big break in the case!
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But will she love me?
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It's a left-handed ax.
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These are all our suspects.
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Manley Dan is right-handed.
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That means all we gotta do
is find our left-handed suspect
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- and we've got our killer.
- Oh, man!
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We are on fire today!
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Pazow! Pazow! Pazow!
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Let's find that murderer.
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Mabel! There's only
one person left on this list!
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Of course!
It all adds up.
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You kids better
be right about this,
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or you'll never
hear the end of it.
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The evidence is irrefutable.
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It's so irrefutable.
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I'm gonna get to use
my night stick!
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You ready, little fella?
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- Whoo! Whoo!
- Whoo! Whoo!
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On three.
One, two...
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- Heeyaw!
- Nobody move! This is a raid!
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What is this,
some kind of raid?
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Toby determined,
you're under arrest
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for the murder of the wax body
of Grunkle Stan!
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You have the right
to remain impressed
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with our awesome
detective work.
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Gobbling goose feathers!
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I don't understand!
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Then allow me to explain.
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You were hoping
that Grunkle Stan's new attraction
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would be the story that saved
your failing newspaper.
251
00:12:46,937 --> 00:12:48,874
But when the show was a flop,
252
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,870
you decided to go out
and make your own headline.
253
00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:53,922
But you were sloppy,
254
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:55,883
and all the clues pointed to
255
00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:58,873
a shabby-shoed reporter
who was caught left-handed!
256
00:12:58,874 --> 00:13:01,902
Toby determined,
you're yesterday's news.
257
00:13:01,903 --> 00:13:04,915
Boy, your little knees
must be sore
258
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:08,869
from jumping to conclusions!
259
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:09,886
Ha-cha-cha!
260
00:13:09,887 --> 00:13:11,911
I had nothing to do
with that murder.
261
00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:14,903
- I knew it! Wait... what...?
- Huh? Could you repeat...
262
00:13:14,906 --> 00:13:17,873
Then where were you
the night of the break-in?
263
00:13:17,874 --> 00:13:18,908
Uh...
264
00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:22,861
Finally we can be alone,
265
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:26,887
cardboard cut-out of
female news reporter shandra jimenez!
266
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,845
- Ew! - Ugh!
- Yuck!
267
00:13:30,846 --> 00:13:32,937
Time stamp confirms it.
Toby, you're off the hook,
268
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:35,870
- you freak of nature.
- Hurray!
269
00:13:35,873 --> 00:13:38,870
But... but it has to be him!
Check the ax for fingerprints.
270
00:13:39,899 --> 00:13:41,840
No prints at all.
271
00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:43,055
No prints?
272
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,050
Hey, I got a headline for ya:
273
00:13:45,051 --> 00:13:48,051
"City kids waste
everyone's time."
274
00:13:50,106 --> 00:13:55,022
Boy, I'd be pretty embarrassed
if I was you two!
275
00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:03,050
Kids, Zeus,
276
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,025
lifeless wax figures,
277
00:14:05,026 --> 00:14:06,064
thank you all for coming.
278
00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:10,038
Some people might say
that it's wrong for a man
279
00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:12,059
to love a wax replica
of himself.
280
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,043
- They're wrong!
- Easy, Zeus.
281
00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:18,059
Wax Stan, I hope you're pickin' pockets
in wax heaven.
282
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:21,029
I'm sorry, I got
glitter in my eye!
283
00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:23,017
Oh, dude!
284
00:14:23,018 --> 00:14:25,017
Huh. Those cops
were right about me.
285
00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:28,088
Dipper, we've come so far.
We can't give up now.
286
00:14:28,089 --> 00:14:31,021
But I considered everything...
287
00:14:31,022 --> 00:14:34,029
the weapon, the motive,
the clues...
288
00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:38,017
Huh. Wax Stan's shoe
has a hole in it.
289
00:14:38,018 --> 00:14:39,106
All the wax guys have that.
290
00:14:39,107 --> 00:14:43,017
It's where the pole thingie
attaches to their stand dealies.
291
00:14:43,018 --> 00:14:44,084
Wait a minute!
292
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:48,021
What has holes in its shoes
and no fingerprints?
293
00:14:48,022 --> 00:14:50,050
Mabel! The murderers are...
294
00:14:50,051 --> 00:14:53,043
standing right behind you?
295
00:14:55,056 --> 00:14:57,021
Wax Sherlock Holmes!
296
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,076
Wax Shakespeare!
297
00:14:58,077 --> 00:15:01,035
- Wax Coolio?
- What's up, Homes?
298
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,076
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
299
00:15:03,692 --> 00:15:06,953
Congratulations,
my two amateur sleuths.
300
00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:09,095
You've unburied the truth!
301
00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:12,109
And now we're
going to bury you.
302
00:15:15,105 --> 00:15:19,066
Bravo, Dipper Pines!
303
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,212
You've discovered
our little secret.
304
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:22,305
Applaud, everyone!
305
00:15:22,306 --> 00:15:25,233
Applaud sarcastically!
306
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:26,301
Uh, no, that sounds
too sincere.
307
00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:28,262
Slow clap.
There we go.
308
00:15:28,263 --> 00:15:30,241
Nice and condescending.
309
00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:32,300
But how is this possible?
You're made of wax!
310
00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:35,212
Are you... Magic?
311
00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:38,276
Are we magic?
She wants to know if we're magic!
312
00:15:39,297 --> 00:15:43,238
- We're cursed!
- Cursed! Cursed!
313
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:46,258
Cursed to come to life
whenever the moon is waxing.
314
00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:51,208
Your uncle bought us
many years ago at a garage sale.
315
00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:53,234
A haunted garage sale, son!
316
00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:59,229
I must warn you,
these statues come at a terrible price.
317
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:02,237
Twenty dollars?!
I'll just take 'em when you're not looking.
318
00:16:02,238 --> 00:16:03,305
- What?
- I said I was gonna rob ya.
319
00:16:03,308 --> 00:16:08,216
And so the mystery shack
wax collection was born.
320
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,300
By day we would be
the playthings of man.
321
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:14,237
But when your uncle was asleep,
they would rule the night.
322
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:17,226
- Hey. I told you to stop that.
- Make me.
323
00:16:19,238 --> 00:16:21,254
Huh?
324
00:16:21,255 --> 00:16:25,234
It was a charmed life
for us cursed beings.
325
00:16:27,305 --> 00:16:31,292
That is, until your uncle
closed up shop.
326
00:16:44,297 --> 00:16:48,241
We've been waiting ten years
to get our revenge on Stan
327
00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,255
for locking us away.
328
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,255
But we got the wrong guy.
329
00:16:57,292 --> 00:17:01,258
So you were trying to
murder Grunkle Stan for real?
330
00:17:01,259 --> 00:17:05,250
You were right
all along, Dipper! Wax people are creepy!
331
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:08,296
Enough! Now that
you know our secret,
332
00:17:08,297 --> 00:17:10,301
you must die.
333
00:17:14,251 --> 00:17:16,241
What do we do?
What do we do?!
334
00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:17,276
I don't know!
335
00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:23,237
Aaaah!
336
00:17:23,238 --> 00:17:27,251
That's it! We can melt them with
hotty melty things!
337
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:32,220
Anyone move, and we'll
melt you into candles!
338
00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:33,267
Decorative candles!
339
00:17:33,268 --> 00:17:36,266
You really think
you can defeat us?
340
00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:39,238
- It's worth a shot, I guess.
- I'm not really sure.
341
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:41,263
So be it. Attack!
342
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,217
Aaah!
343
00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:46,226
Uhh! Aaah!
344
00:17:47,226 --> 00:17:49,251
Ohh! Aaah!
345
00:17:50,297 --> 00:17:53,241
Interview this, Larry King!
346
00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:55,287
My neck!
My beautiful neck!
347
00:17:55,288 --> 00:17:57,305
- Ahh!
- Joke's on you, groucho!
348
00:17:57,308 --> 00:18:00,270
I've heard about a cutting remark,
but this is ridiculous.
349
00:18:00,271 --> 00:18:02,259
Hey, why is there
nothing in my hand?
350
00:18:05,297 --> 00:18:09,283
Ha! Genghis Khan,
you fell harder than the...
351
00:18:09,284 --> 00:18:12,254
Ah, I don't know, Jin Dynasty?
352
00:18:12,255 --> 00:18:13,280
Yeah. All right.
353
00:18:15,242 --> 00:18:16,271
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
354
00:18:17,288 --> 00:18:20,230
- What's up with that?
- Dipper, watch out!
355
00:18:22,242 --> 00:18:24,259
All right, let's
get this taken care of.
356
00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:27,885
Catch!
357
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,888
Uh... Uh...
358
00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:37,905
Once your family
is out of the way,
359
00:18:37,906 --> 00:18:40,860
we'll rule the night
once again!
360
00:18:41,881 --> 00:18:42,922
Don't count on it!
361
00:18:44,885 --> 00:18:46,914
Come back here, you brat!
362
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:51,898
Uh... Oh...
363
00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:58,892
You really think
you can outwit me, boy?
364
00:18:58,893 --> 00:19:00,926
I'm Sherlock bleeding Holmes!
365
00:19:00,927 --> 00:19:03,880
Have you seen
my magnifying glass?!
366
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:04,917
It's enormous!
367
00:19:04,918 --> 00:19:06,889
Oohh!
368
00:19:17,877 --> 00:19:19,913
Any last words?
369
00:19:19,914 --> 00:19:22,892
Um...
You got any sun screen?
370
00:19:22,893 --> 00:19:25,885
Got any... What?!
371
00:19:27,893 --> 00:19:29,935
- No.
- You know, letting me lead you outside,
372
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,918
Probably not your
sharpest decision.
373
00:19:31,919 --> 00:19:34,942
Outsmarted by a child
in short pants!
374
00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:36,947
Noooo!
375
00:19:36,948 --> 00:19:39,897
Fiddlesticks!
Humbugs!
376
00:19:39,898 --> 00:19:42,859
It's a total kerfuffle!
377
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:43,898
What a hullaballoo!
378
00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:45,902
Case closed.
379
00:19:47,902 --> 00:19:50,867
Ha ha ha!
You sneeze like a kitten.
380
00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:52,897
Those policemen were right,
you're adorable.
381
00:19:52,898 --> 00:19:54,885
Adorable!!!
382
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:57,901
Eww.
383
00:19:57,902 --> 00:20:00,871
♪ Though our group
been cleft in twain ♪
384
00:20:00,872 --> 00:20:02,921
♪ Man of wax
shall rise again! ♪
385
00:20:02,922 --> 00:20:04,939
- You know any limericks?
- Uh...
386
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,884
There once was
a dude from Kentucky...
387
00:20:07,885 --> 00:20:08,922
- Nope.
- Aaah!
388
00:20:08,925 --> 00:20:10,913
Dipper! You're okay!
389
00:20:10,914 --> 00:20:12,938
You solved the mystery
after all.
390
00:20:12,939 --> 00:20:15,867
I couldn't have done it
without my sidekick.
391
00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:17,901
No offense, Dipper,
but you're the sidekick.
392
00:20:17,902 --> 00:20:19,948
What? Says who? Are people saying that?
Have you heard that?
393
00:20:19,949 --> 00:20:21,921
Hot Belgian waffles!
394
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:24,905
What happened to my parlor?!
395
00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:26,909
Your wax figures
turned out to be evil,
396
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,880
so we fought them to the death!
397
00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:29,914
I decapitated Larry King.
398
00:20:29,915 --> 00:20:32,942
Ha ha! You kids
and your imaginations.
399
00:20:32,943 --> 00:20:35,942
On the bright side, though,
look what we found.
400
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,892
My head! Ha ha!
401
00:20:37,893 --> 00:20:39,884
I missed this guy.
402
00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:40,893
You done good, kids!
403
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:42,921
Line up for some
affectionate noogying.
404
00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:45,863
I'm not so sure about that.
Is there any other alternative?
405
00:20:45,864 --> 00:20:47,939
Ha ha! Noogy, noogy, noogy!
406
00:20:49,935 --> 00:20:51,901
Solve the case yet, boy?
407
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,909
I'm so confident
you're gonna say no
408
00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:57,877
that I'm gonna take a long, slow sip from
my cup of coffee.
409
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,881
Actually, the answer is yes.
410
00:21:02,918 --> 00:21:04,897
Aaaaah!
411
00:21:04,898 --> 00:21:05,901
Ow!
412
00:21:05,902 --> 00:21:07,863
Aah!
413
00:21:07,864 --> 00:21:09,918
- It burns! It burns!
- My eyes!
414
00:21:12,893 --> 00:21:14,905
They got scalded!
415
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,871
So, did you get rid
of all the wax figures?
416
00:21:17,872 --> 00:21:19,909
I am 99% sure that I did.
417
00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:21,877
Good enough for me.
418
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,926
Ha ha ha ha!
419
00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:28,905
Huh?
420
00:21:28,906 --> 00:21:31,909
So, you're a rat.
Tell me about that.
421
00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:33,901
Hey! Get back here!
422
00:21:33,902 --> 00:21:34,934
I'm hopping!
423
00:21:34,935 --> 00:21:38,888
I'm hopping after a rat
that stole my ear!
424
00:21:38,889 --> 00:21:41,859
Hmm. Hey, Dipper,
425
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:42,889
what do you think is better,
426
00:21:42,890 --> 00:21:45,871
sequins or llama hair?
427
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:46,902
The llama hair.
428
00:21:46,903 --> 00:21:49,902
Llamas are nature's
greatest warriors.
429
00:21:52,864 --> 00:21:53,864
Thanks, Dipper!
430
00:21:53,889 --> 00:21:59,820
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