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Are you ready for
the ultimate challenge?
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I'm always ready!
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Then you know what this means!
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Syrup race! Ahh...
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- Go, sir syrup!
- Go, mountie man!
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- Go go! Go go!
- Almost... Almost...
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Yes!
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I won!
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Bleah.
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Ho ho, no way!
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Hey, Mabel, check this out.
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Human-sized hamster balls?
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I'm human-sized!
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No, no, Mabel. This.
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We see weirder stuff
than that every day.
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We didn't get any photos
of those gnomes, did we?
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Nope, just memories.
And this beard hair.
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- Why did you save that?
- Mm-mm-mm.
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Uhh! Good morning,
knuckleheads.
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You two know what day it is?
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Um... Happy anniversary?
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- Mazel tov!
- Baah!
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It's family fun day, genius!
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We're cuttin' off work
and havin' one of those,
ya know,
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Bonding-type deals.
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Grunkle Stan, is this
gonna be anything like
our last family bonding day?
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You call that Ben Franklin?
He looks like a woman!
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Uh-oh!
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Ohh! The county jail
was so cold.
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All right, maybe I haven't been
the best summer caretaker.
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But I swear, today we're gonna
have some real family fun.
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Now, who wants to
put on some blindfolds
and get into my car?
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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Wait. What?
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Blindfolds never lead
to anything good.
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Wow. I feel like
all my other senses
are heightened.
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I can see with my fingers.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Grunkle Stan, are you
wearing a blindfold?
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Ha ha! Nah,
but with these cataracts,
I might as well be.
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What is that, a woodpecker?
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Okay, okay, open 'em up.
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Ta-da! It's fishin' season!
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- Fishing?
- What are you playing at, old man?
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You're gonna love it!
The whole town's out here!
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Here, fishy-fishies!
Get into the pan.
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Say "cheese."
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Aaaah!
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Uh, is this good?
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No!!!
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I'll show you how
a real man fishes!
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Grr! Aaah!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hyeah! Uhh!
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- Dead! Dead!
- Dead! Dead!
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Get him!
Get him!
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That's some quality
family bonding!
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Uncle Stan, why do you
want to bond with us
all of a sudden?
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Come on,
this is gonna be great!
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I've never had
fishin' buddies before.
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The guys from the lodge
won't go with me.
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They don't like or trust me.
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I think he actually wants
to fish with us.
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Hey, I know what'll cheer
you sad sacks up.
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Pow! Pines family
fishin' hats.
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That's hand-stitching,
ya know.
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It's just gonna be you, me,
and those goofy hats
on a boat for ten hours!
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Ten hours?!
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I brought the joke book.
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No. No!
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There has to be
a way out of this.
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I seen it!
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I seen it again!
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Hoo hoo hoo!
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The Gravity Falls gobblewonker!
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Come quick before he
scramdoodles away!
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Ha ha hoo-ah!
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Aw. He's doing
a happy jig.
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No!!! It's a jig
of grave danger!
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- Hey! Hey!
- Aaah!
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Now, what did I tell you
about scaring my customers?
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This is your last warning, dad.
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But I got proof this time,
by gummity!
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Behold!
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It's gobbledywonker
what done did it!
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It had a long neck
like a gee-raffe,
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and wrinkly skin like... like
this gentleman right here. - Huh?
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It chopped my boat up
to smitheroons!
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It shim-shammed over
to scuttlebutt island!
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Ya gotta believe me!!!
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Attention, all units.
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We got ourselves
a crazy old man.
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Aw, donkey spittle!
Banjo Polish...
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Well, that happened.
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Now, let's untie this boat
and get out on that lake!
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Mabel, did you hear
what that old dude said?
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"Aw, donkey spittle!"
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The other thing...
about the monster.
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If we can snag a photo of it,
we could split the prize
fifty-fifty.
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That's two fifties!
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Imagine what you could do
with five hundred dollars!
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Not so high and mighty anymore.
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- Ohh.
- Aha-ha ha ha ha!
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Hey, boys.
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You can look...
But you can't touch.
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Squeak! Squeak!
Squeak! Squeak!
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Squeak squeak...
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Awesome!
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Mabel. Mabel?
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Dipper, I am one million percent
onboard with this!
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Grunkle Stan!
Change of plans!
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We're taking that boat
to scuttlebutt island,
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and we are gonna find
that gobblewonker.
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- Monster Hunt!
- Monster Hunt!
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- Monster...
- Monster Hunt!
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Monster... eh...
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I'll go.
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You dudes say something
about a monster Hunt?
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- Zeus!
- What's up, hambone?
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- Kapoosh!
- Pow! Explode!
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Dude, you could totally
use my boat for your Hunt.
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It's got a steering wheel,
chairs... normal boat stuff.
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All right,
let's think this through.
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You kids could go
waste your time
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on some epic
monster-finding
adventure,
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or you could spend the day
learning how to tie knots
and skewer worms
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with your great uncle Stan!
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So, whaddya say?
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We made the right choice!
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Ingrates!
Ah, who needs 'em?
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I got a whole box
of creepy fishin' lures
to keep me company.
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Uhh!
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Hoist the anchor!
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Raise the flag!
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We're gonna find
that gobblewonker!
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We're gonna win
that photo contest!
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Do any of you dudes
have sunscreen?
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We're gonna...
Go get sunscreen!
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Yay!
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All right, if we want to
win this contest,
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we've gotta do it right.
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Think. What the #1 problem
with most monster hunts?
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You're a side character
and you die in the first
five minutes of the movie.
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Dude, am I a side character?
Do you ever think about
stuff like that?
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No, no, no...
camera trouble.
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Say bigfoot shows up.
Zeus, be bigfoot.
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There he is! Bigfoot!
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Uh-oh! No camera!
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Oh, wait! Here's one!
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Aw, no film!
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You see what I'm doing here?
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- Uh-huh.
- Dude's got a point.
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That's why I bought
seventeen disposable cameras.
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Two on my ankle,
three in my jacket,
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four for each of you,
three extras in this bag,
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and one under my hat.
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There's no way
we're gonna Miss this.
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Okay, everybody,
let's test our cameras out.
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Ahh! Dude!
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You see? This is exactly
why you need backup cameras.
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We still have sixteen.
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Ahh! Bird!
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Fifteen. Okay, guys,
I repeat, don't lose
your cameras.
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- Wait. Lose the cameras?
- Don't!
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Dude, I just threw two away.
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Thirteen!
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All right, we still
have thirteen camera...
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Twelve. We have
twelve cameras.
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So what's the plan?
Throw more cameras overboard
or what?
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No! No. Okay.
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You'll be lookout,
Zeus can work
the steering wheel,
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- and I'll be captain.
- What?!
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Why do you get to be captain?
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What about Mabel, huh?
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Ma-bel! Ma-bel!
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Ma-bel! Ma-bel!
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I'm not sure
that's a good idea.
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What about co-captain?
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There's no such thing
as co-captain.
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Ohh. Whoops!
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Okay, fine!
You can be co-captain!
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Can I be associate
co-captain?
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As co-captain,
I authorize that request.
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Well, as first co-captain,
our #1 order of business
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is to lure the monster out
with this.
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Permission to taste some?
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- Granted.
- Permission co-granted.
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Permission
associate go-granted.
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Dude, I don't know what
I expected that to taste like.
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Traitors!
I'll find my own
fishin' buddies.
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Ah!
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There's my new pals!
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Now that we're alone, rosanna,
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there's a burning question
which my heart longs
to ask of you.
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- Oh, Reginald!
- Hey!
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Wanna hear a joke?
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Here goes.
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My ex-wife still
misses me,
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but her aim is gettin' better!
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Her aim is gettin' better!
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Ya see, it's...
it's funny because
marriage is terrible.
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What?!
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Hey, how's it going?
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It's going awesome.
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♪ Bow bow, ba-bow bow ♪
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Mabel, leave that thing alone.
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Aw, I don't mind none!
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Hey, look, I'm drinking water!
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♪ Grinkle, grinkle,
little... ♪
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Aren't you supposed
to be doing lookout?
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Look out!
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Ha ha!
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But seriously, I'm on it.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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See? We're here.
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I'm a lookout genius!
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Hamster ball, here we come!
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Dude, check it out.
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Butt island.
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Zeus, you rapscallion!
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Hey, why aren't you laughing?
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Are you scared?
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Yeah, right. I'm not...
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- Yeah, you are!
- Hey...
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Quit it...
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stop, Mabel!
Uhh! Uhh!
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Dude, did you guys hear that?
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What was that?
Was it your stomach?
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No, my stomach
normally sounds
like whale noises.
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Wow! So majestic!
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Our lantern!
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Ahh! I can't see anything!
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Dude, I don't know, man,
maybe this isn't worth it.
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Not worth it?
Guys, imagine
what would happen
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if we got that picture!
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Tonight, we're here
with adventure-seeker
Dipper pines
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who bravely photographed
the elusive gobblewonker.
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Tell me, Dipper,
what's the secret
to your success?
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Well, I run away from nothing...
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Nothing except for
when I ran away from
my annoying Grunkle Stan
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who I ditched in order
to pursue that lake monster.
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How right you were to do so.
He looked like a real
piece of work.
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I don't often do this,
but I feel the need to
give you an award.
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Charlie!
247
00:11:43,732 --> 00:11:46,678
Why won't you interview me?!
248
00:11:48,715 --> 00:11:51,673
- I'm in!
- Me too!
249
00:11:52,723 --> 00:11:55,644
All right, dudes, I'm comin!
250
00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:02,643
♪ My name is mable,
it rhymes with "table" ♪
251
00:12:02,644 --> 00:12:03,736
♪ It also rhymes
with "glable" ♪
252
00:12:03,737 --> 00:12:05,736
♪ It also rhymes
with "schmable" ♪
253
00:12:05,737 --> 00:12:08,656
Dude, we should be
writing this down.
254
00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:11,652
Guys! Guys, guys.
You hear something?
255
00:12:12,707 --> 00:12:14,706
This is it.
This is it!
256
00:12:14,707 --> 00:12:17,711
- Uh. Uh...
- This is cooooool!
257
00:12:24,648 --> 00:12:25,652
Oh!
258
00:12:27,732 --> 00:12:30,686
Everyone...
Get your cameras ready.
259
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,689
Ready? Go!
260
00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,639
Whaaaaa!
261
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,644
Aaaaaah!
262
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,651
But... but what was
that noise, then?
263
00:12:49,652 --> 00:12:50,723
I heard a monster noise.
264
00:12:56,686 --> 00:12:58,718
Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw!
265
00:12:58,719 --> 00:13:01,660
Maybe that old guy
was crazy after all.
266
00:13:01,661 --> 00:13:04,686
He did use
the word "scrapdoodle."
267
00:13:06,678 --> 00:13:07,723
Look, when you're
threading the line...
268
00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,656
a lot of people
don't know this...
269
00:13:09,657 --> 00:13:10,736
but you want to use
a barrel knot.
270
00:13:10,737 --> 00:13:13,693
That's a secret
from one fishin' buddy
to another.
271
00:13:13,694 --> 00:13:14,719
- Heh heh!
- Uh...
272
00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:17,660
I, uh...
who are you, exactly?
273
00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:19,693
Just call me your Grunkle Stan!
274
00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:20,714
Sir... sir!
275
00:13:20,715 --> 00:13:22,685
Why are you talking
to our son?!
276
00:13:22,686 --> 00:13:25,681
If you don't leave right now,
I'm calling the police!
277
00:13:25,682 --> 00:13:27,727
Ha ha! Ya see,
the thing about that is...
278
00:13:27,728 --> 00:13:30,686
- Arrrr!
- Go bother your own kids!
279
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,731
Ooh, yeah,
work it, work it!
Nice! Nice!
280
00:13:32,732 --> 00:13:35,735
Give me
another one of those.
Yeah, I like that one.
281
00:13:35,736 --> 00:13:38,710
What are we gonna say
to Grunkle Stan?
282
00:13:38,711 --> 00:13:41,644
We ditched him over nothing.
283
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,672
Hey. Guys,
do you feel that?
284
00:13:45,673 --> 00:13:47,719
- Wha...
- Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa!
285
00:13:47,722 --> 00:13:49,665
Aaah!
286
00:13:51,644 --> 00:13:53,668
This is it!
287
00:13:53,669 --> 00:13:55,657
Come on, this is our chance!
288
00:13:57,707 --> 00:14:00,651
What's wrong with you guys?
289
00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:01,673
- Dipper...
- Dude...
290
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,732
It's not that hard, all right?
291
00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:06,648
All you gotta do
is point and shoot.
Like this.
292
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:12,648
Run!
293
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,735
Get back to the boat!
Hurry!!!
294
00:14:23,736 --> 00:14:25,652
Aaah! Ooh!
295
00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:30,639
The picture!
296
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,711
Dude, if it makes you
feel any better,
297
00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:34,656
I got tons of pictures
of those beavers, dude!
298
00:14:34,657 --> 00:14:36,732
Why would that make me
feel better?!
299
00:14:42,303 --> 00:14:44,336
Let's get out of here, dudes!
300
00:14:47,282 --> 00:14:49,290
All right, this is it!
301
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:52,273
Cracked lens?!
Zeus, get a photo!
302
00:14:52,274 --> 00:14:54,285
Hyuh! Nyeah! Nyeah!
303
00:14:54,286 --> 00:14:56,349
- Unhh!
- What are you doing?!
304
00:14:56,352 --> 00:14:59,302
I still got one left.
Don't worry, dude. Here.
305
00:14:59,303 --> 00:15:00,341
Aaah!
306
00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:10,362
- Whoa!
- Aaah!
307
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,274
Go go go go go!
308
00:15:17,332 --> 00:15:19,311
Grr! Gaa!
Mollycoddling...
309
00:15:19,312 --> 00:15:23,298
Can you please tell me
more funny stories, pop-pop?
310
00:15:23,299 --> 00:15:26,356
Anything for
my fishin' buddies!
Ho ho ho ho!
311
00:15:26,357 --> 00:15:28,327
Arghh!
312
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:33,315
Pop-pop, I just weawized
that... I wuv you.
313
00:15:33,316 --> 00:15:36,340
Aw, come on!
Boo! Boo!
314
00:15:36,341 --> 00:15:39,294
Hey, there!
What's the big idea?
315
00:15:39,295 --> 00:15:42,361
Maybe has no one
who wuvs him, pop-pop.
316
00:15:42,362 --> 00:15:44,303
Yeah, well, I-I...
317
00:15:48,286 --> 00:15:49,348
nahh!
318
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,274
Ahhh.
319
00:15:53,282 --> 00:15:54,345
Zeus! Beavers!
320
00:15:57,286 --> 00:15:59,285
Aaaaah!!!
321
00:15:59,286 --> 00:16:01,320
Ohh! Beavers...
322
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,352
Aaah! Oooooh...
323
00:16:06,353 --> 00:16:07,370
Aaaah!
324
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,349
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
325
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,366
- Headlock!
- Dead! Dead! Dead!
326
00:16:30,349 --> 00:16:33,356
The fishes?!
They seek revenge!
327
00:16:33,357 --> 00:16:35,349
Swim, boys, swim!!!
328
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:43,344
Aaah! Look out!
329
00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:45,370
Easy, easy...
330
00:16:47,357 --> 00:16:49,290
My glass!
331
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,353
Where do I go?!
332
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,273
Um... uh...
go to the falls!
333
00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:58,349
- I think there might be a cave behind there!
- "Might" be?!
334
00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:06,370
- Brr. Ahh. - Ooh.
- Ahhh.
335
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,340
It's stuck!
336
00:17:14,341 --> 00:17:16,298
Ha ha! Yeah!
337
00:17:16,299 --> 00:17:17,345
Wait. It's stuck?
338
00:17:21,299 --> 00:17:23,316
- Boop.
- Ha ha ha!
339
00:17:27,295 --> 00:17:29,298
Did you get a good one?
340
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,357
They're all good ones!
341
00:17:30,358 --> 00:17:32,320
- Whoo-hoo!
- Hamster ball!
342
00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:39,341
What the...?
343
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,319
Huh?
344
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,295
- Uh!
- What's wrong?
345
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,352
Hmm.
346
00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:48,273
Careful, dude!
347
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,291
I've got this! Hold on!
348
00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:54,299
Hey, guys!
Come check this out!
349
00:18:03,362 --> 00:18:06,335
Work them bellows
in the... huh?!
350
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,348
Aw, banjo Polish!
351
00:18:08,349 --> 00:18:10,327
Wha... you?
352
00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:12,311
You made this?
353
00:18:12,312 --> 00:18:13,319
Wha... why?
354
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,369
Well, I...
355
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:16,294
I, uh...
356
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:19,365
I just wanted attention!
357
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,344
I still don't understand.
358
00:18:21,345 --> 00:18:23,305
Well, first I just
hootenannied up
359
00:18:23,306 --> 00:18:25,297
a bio-mechanical
brain wave generator,
360
00:18:25,298 --> 00:18:27,320
and then I learned to operate
a stick shift with my beard.
361
00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:30,340
Okay, yeah,
but why did you do it?
362
00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:33,302
Well, when you get to be
an old fella like me,
363
00:18:33,303 --> 00:18:35,315
nobody pays any attention
to you anymore.
364
00:18:35,316 --> 00:18:38,306
My own son hasn't
visited me in months!
365
00:18:38,307 --> 00:18:40,303
So I figured maybe
I'd catch his fancy
366
00:18:40,304 --> 00:18:42,319
with a 15-ton
aquatic robot.
367
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,344
Wha-ha-ha-ha!
Aha-ha-ha!
368
00:18:44,345 --> 00:18:47,285
Aha-ha! Aha-ha...
ahh...
369
00:18:47,286 --> 00:18:50,273
In retrospect,
it seems a bit contrived.
370
00:18:50,274 --> 00:18:52,366
You just don't know the lengths
us old-timers go through
371
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:56,278
for a little quality time
with our family.
372
00:18:58,282 --> 00:19:00,277
Dude.
373
00:19:00,278 --> 00:19:03,273
I guess
the real lake monster
is you two. Heh heh.
374
00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:06,277
Sorry, it just, like, boom,
just popped into my head here.
375
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,335
So... Did you ever
talk to your son about
how you felt?
376
00:19:09,336 --> 00:19:12,277
No, sir, I got to work
straight on the robot.
377
00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:14,273
I made lots of robots
in my day.
378
00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:17,294
Like when my wife left me
and I created a homicidal
pterodactyl-tron,
379
00:19:17,295 --> 00:19:19,353
or when my pal Ernie didn't come
to my retirement party
380
00:19:19,354 --> 00:19:21,369
and I constructed
an 80-ton shame-bot
381
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:25,306
that exploded
the entire downtown area!
382
00:19:25,307 --> 00:19:26,348
Aha-ha-ha-ha!
383
00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:30,357
Aha... well, time to get back
to work on my death ray!
384
00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:34,362
Any you kids got a screwdriver?
385
00:19:34,363 --> 00:19:38,277
Well, so much for
the photo contest.
386
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,370
We still have
one roll of film left.
387
00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:41,307
What do you want to do with it?
388
00:19:44,282 --> 00:19:46,273
Ahh.
389
00:19:46,274 --> 00:19:47,362
Hey! Over here!
390
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,290
What the... kids?
391
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,319
I thought you two were off
playin' spin the bottle
with Zeus.
392
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,369
Well, we spent all day trying
to find a legendary dinosaur.
393
00:19:58,370 --> 00:20:02,298
But we realized
the only dinosaur
we want to hang out with
394
00:20:02,299 --> 00:20:03,361
is right here.
395
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,356
Save your sympathy!
396
00:20:05,357 --> 00:20:07,336
I been having a great time
without ya...
397
00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:10,281
makin' friends,
talkin' to my reflection...
398
00:20:10,282 --> 00:20:11,349
I had a run-in with
the lake police!
399
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:14,290
Guess I gotta wear
this ankle bracelet now,
so that'll be fun.
400
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:17,366
So I guess there
isn't room in that boat
for three more?
401
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:25,273
You knuckleheads
ever seen me thread a hook
with my eyes closed?
402
00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:27,295
- Five bucks says you can't do it.
- You're on!
403
00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:30,273
Five more bucks
says you can't do it
with your eyes closed
404
00:20:30,274 --> 00:20:33,294
plus me singing at
the top of my lungs!
405
00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:35,319
I like those odds!
406
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,274
- Whoa! What happened to your shirt?
- Long story, dude.
407
00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:40,328
All right.
Everybody get together,
say "fishing."
408
00:20:40,329 --> 00:20:41,349
- Fishing!
- Fishing!
409
00:20:41,352 --> 00:20:43,353
Dude, am I in the frame?
410
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,273
Whaa!
411
00:21:00,274 --> 00:21:01,370
- What was that?
- Mm-mm.
412
00:21:16,278 --> 00:21:18,320
- Who wants to hear a joke?
- Not me.
413
00:21:18,323 --> 00:21:21,315
Huh huh! Yeah, you do!
Here it goes.
414
00:21:21,316 --> 00:21:23,327
Why did the pelican
415
00:21:23,328 --> 00:21:26,302
get kicked out the restaurant?
416
00:21:26,303 --> 00:21:27,320
I don't care.
417
00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:30,290
Because he had a very big bill!
418
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:33,274
- ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ yuk yuk yuk!
- Ooh. Boo.
419
00:21:33,277 --> 00:21:35,274
- Blah blah bluh.
- Bad joke. Bad pelican joke.
420
00:21:35,299 --> 00:21:39,341
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