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All right, ladies.
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And Michael.
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The Willie T. Ribbs
Racer Cheerleaders
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are about perfection,
hard work, sweat, tears...
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and pain.
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If you can't take
a five-story fall...
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(echoing) and bounce right up...
you better bounce out of here now.
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(distressed murmuring)
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Dang, can't you
all take a joke?
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Dijonay, can we just
get on with it?
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Look, if anyone doesn't like
the way I'm running this tryout
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you can break now.
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(murmuring)
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Dang, can't any
of y'all take a joke?
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Now, the Racers only need
one more body on the squad
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and it has to fit
into this uniform.
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(all laughing)
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Oh, now you all got
a sense of humor.
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Well, I'm not joking
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because this is
the last uniform we've got.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Uh, go, go, go, Ribbs Racers.
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Yay!
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Next.
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Racers spread peace.
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Racers spread love.
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Racers spread happiness.
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Come on, everybody.
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Cheer for the Racers. Whoo!
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Next.
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♪ U-G-L-YYou ain't got no alibi ♪
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♪ You ugly, uh, uh ♪
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♪ You ugly, uh, uh ♪
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Next.
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♪ We're not hereto do some stupid cheer ♪
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♪ So just empty your pocketsAnd put the money in here ♪
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♪ Now! ♪
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Dang, they got us again.
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Who invited them, anyway?
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♪The Proud Family♪
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♪ What?You and me will always be tight ♪
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♪ Family, every single dayand night ♪
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♪ Even when you startacting like a fool ♪
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♪ You know I'm lovingevery single thing you do ♪
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♪ I know that I canalways be myself ♪
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♪ I love you morethan anybody else ♪
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♪ And every dayas I'm heading off to school ♪
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♪ You know there's no oneI love as much as you ♪
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♪ Family, a family ♪
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♪Proud Family♪
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♪ They'll make you scream ♪
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-(doorbell rings)
-♪ They'll make you want to sing ♪
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♪ It's a family thing,a family ♪
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♪ Proud, Proud Family ♪
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♪ The Proud Family ♪
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♪ They'll push your buttons ♪
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♪ And make you wantto hug them ♪
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♪ Family, a family,Proud, Proud Family ♪
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(Boy)
Yo, this is Sticky Webb
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with the next episode
of The Racer's Edge.
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Today's hot topic:
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Is it true that homie-ism
has infected
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the Willie T. Ribbs
Middle School tryouts?
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Let's watch.
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♪ If you're not a winner,you better go home ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm Penny Proud,I'm cute and I'm loud ♪
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♪ And I got it going on ♪
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What she's really trying to say is
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"If you're not a friend of Dijonay
you'd best be on your way."
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That's my girl.
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And I think we got a wi...
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Is this the tryouts for the Racers?
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Sorry, but the tryouts are...
LaCienega?
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Dijonay?
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-Who's that?
-Mm-mmm.
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Are the tryouts still open?
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Yeah, girl, come on.
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-Who was that?
-LaCienega?
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We go back all the way
to the sandbox.
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But you just said
I was the winner.
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No. I said, we had "a wi...."
Relax, you're in.
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I'm just doing an old friend a favor.
She's not going to beat you.
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Racers to the left.
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Racers to the right.
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Racers up the middle.
Fight, fight, fight.
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Wow!
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She's worse than me.
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See? You have nothing
to worry about.
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Let's do this for real.
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(techno song plays)
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♪ Are you ready? ♪
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(song ends)
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(cheering)
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(whispering)
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This is Sticky Webb
at the cheerleader tryouts.
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The votes have been counted,
recounted and counted again.
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And we still don't have
a winner.
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Is this any kind of way
to pick a cheerleader?
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It's certainly not the way
you pick your friend.
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Relax, Penny. You were great.
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And besides, no one is tighter
than you and Dijonay.
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You're a shoo-in.
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(LaCienega)
She's right, you know?
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You were great.
I was terrible.
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Are you kidding?
You were fantastic!
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I've never seen moves
like that before.
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There's no way
you're not going to...
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Uh... I-I think I hear
somebody calling me.
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I hate to admit it
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but tree girl has got a point.
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-You think so?
-I know so...
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Ms "I'm cute, I'm loud,
I'm Penny Pathetic"!
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Oh, you were good...
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if you were trying out
for the circus freak show.
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And the jury's back,
with the decision.
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All right, ladies...
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and Michael,
we have a tie.
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Between me and who?
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Calm down, ugly boy,
and let me finish.
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It's between my girl, Penny Proud
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and my other girl,
LaCienega Boulevardez.
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So, who made the squad?
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Well, since I am captain,
I make the final decision.
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And I've decided...
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(drumroll)
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...to have a cheer-off!
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Wow, guess you two
aren't that tight after all, are you?
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(cooing)
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-You need help?
-No, I got this.
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Stay still, BeBe.
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(tires screech)
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Honey, get over here!
They're here!
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Oscar, get away from there.
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Those people are going to think
we're nosy neighbors.
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Trudy, people who move
in the middle of the day
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want you to be nosy,
so they can show off all their stuff.
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And wow, check out the wife.
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(clears throat)
I mean, the wide-screen TV.
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Whoo-whee!
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One of our neighbors sure is ugly.
Good guga muga!
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Who are you calling ugly?
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Standing there with a face
only a mother could love.
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-And I don't.
-That's cold, Mama.
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The truth hurts, boy.
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Trudy? I was just next door
talking to the family moving in.
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I think I just met Caesar Romero.
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Mama, Caesar Romero's dead.
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Shoot, I know dead when I see it.
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Heck, I'm darn near dead myself.
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But that man made me feel things
I haven't felt since I was...
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Mama, please... stop!
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Well, Sugar Mama!
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Why don't you two
try and get together?
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We are, tonight.
I invited them over for dinner.
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-Here?
-"Them" who?
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The new neighbors.
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-The Boulevardez Family.
-Boulevardez?
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Oh, no.
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No way. This cannot be.
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Penny, what is your problem?
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Who are you
talking about?
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LaCienega Boulevardez.
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I can't stand her.
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Excuse me, young lady?
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I'm sorry, Mom
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but I'm competing with LaCienega
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for the last spot
on the cheerleading squad
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and she's really mean to me.
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Plus, she's acting like
she's Dijonay's best friend
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and everybody knows
Dijonay and I are best friends.
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Anyway, it's just not fair.
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I told you to ditch that Dijonay
a long time ago.
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Maybe if you get to know her better
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you two just might
become good friends.
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Doubting it.
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Well, I know one thing.
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We won't be having company with people
who have a bigger TV than ours.
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Be right back, honey.
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May I leave, too?
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No. I'm going to need some help
getting dinner ready.
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But, Mom, I don't want to...
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That's enough.
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You're going to help me,
and when our guests arrive
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you're going to be
on your best behavior.
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Understood?
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Yes, Mama.
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(grunting)
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Oscar, what is that?
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It's the new, 84-inch Man's
Screen 8000, fully equipped
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with a satellite dish
and pizza-maker.
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It's got everything
a guy needs to watch TV.
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Big deal. You'll still fall asleep
on the couch watching it.
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Not anymore.
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I love this thing.
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(doorbell ringing)
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Penny! Suga Mama!
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Company's here.
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Okay, I'm coming!
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(toilet flushing)
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(dog whining)
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Oh, stop acting a fool.
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Who left this open?
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(shrieks)
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Welcome, everyone.
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I'm Trudy Proud,
and this is my husband...
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Oscar Proud
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owner of Proud Snacks.
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Oh, you're the guy.
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Felix Boulevardez...
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Boulevardez Construction.
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We use your snacks as landfill.
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This is my wife, Sunset,
my daughter LaCienega
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and my pops, Papi.
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(Trudy) And you already
know Suga Mama.
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(growling)
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Your eyes sparkle like dull diamonds,
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and the back of your hand
pricks me like a porcupine.
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But at my age
you can't be too picky.
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Child, I don't know
what you said
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but you sure put a smile
on my face.
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I brought Penny a present,
Mrs. Proud.
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Where is she?
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Penny!
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Get your behind down here.
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I'm down.
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So, Felix
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I saw them bring in your big screen.
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What is that little
beauty, an 80-inch?
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Yeah, yeah, it is but...
but this is my daughter's television.
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I watch my TV in a home theater.
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Wow.
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-Want to check it out?
-Can I?
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Hey!
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Hey, Oscar!
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Come in here and fix this thing.
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Me and Cesar
want to watch wrestling.
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(laughing)
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So after I pulled him over
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I told Felix he had a choice of walking
the line or walking down the aisle.
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And he went for that?
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I'm a cop and I'm strapped.
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Mrs. Proud, this smells so good.
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What is it?
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It's chitlins.
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So, LaCienega,
I hear you and Penny
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are trying out for cheerleaders.
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I know I'm not going to make it.
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Penny is much better than I am.
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I'm just honored to be mentioned
in the same breath as Penny.
250
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Oh, my.
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You have the Ultra Megatron
HDTV with the P-In-P and the DVD.
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I'm in L-U-V.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Now you're about
to fall in love.
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(boxing bell rings)
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(boxing bell rings)
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This is great.
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When I want to get away
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I tell my wife I'm going
on a business trip.
260
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:05,660
I double back
and I kick it right here.
261
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,790
Really? How do you
get away with that?
262
00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:09,620
Well, this baby is soundproof.
263
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:13,620
Nothing gets out,
and nothing gets in.
264
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,830
(Trudy)
Oscar! Felix! Dinner's ready!
265
00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,700
Except my wife.
266
00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:21,910
Felix, it was
great meeting you.
267
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,830
We'll have to take that trip
we talked about earlier.
268
00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:24,950
What trip?
269
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,080
Uh, the camping trip.
270
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,250
You know, the one during the weekend
of the big boxing match.
271
00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:31,660
Oh, yeah. Sure.
272
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,750
So you're coming to our women's
self-defense class next week, right?
273
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:37,250
-Keep Oscar in his place.
-You bet.
274
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,700
Dinner was delicious, Mrs. Proud,
and your house is beautiful.
275
00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:42,410
Oh, why, thank you, LaCienega.
276
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,450
Hey, Penny, now
that we're neighbors
277
00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:45,950
I guess we'll be
hanging out together.
278
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,290
That would be... not happening.
279
00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,450
Kidding.
280
00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:50,750
That would be fun.
281
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:58,250
(speaking Spanish) Your hand
feels like fine Corinthian leather.
282
00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:01,000
Ooh, Oscar, your
new stepdaddy sure can talk.
283
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,830
Good night.
284
00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,910
I don't understand what you
were talking about, Penny.
285
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,160
LaCienega seems
like a very nice girl
286
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,120
and she really
seemed to like you.
287
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,700
She was playing us, Mom.
288
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,790
Oh, just give her
a chance, baby.
289
00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,290
She seems to be trying.
290
00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:17,830
Why can't you?
291
00:12:17,910 --> 00:12:19,000
Okay, Mom, I'll try.
292
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,450
You better
because Felix Boulevardez
293
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,080
is the best thing that
ever to happened to me
294
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,040
and if you mess that up,
I swear I'll...
295
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,120
(clearing throat)
296
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,370
I mean, listen to your mother.
297
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,450
Hey, LaCienega.
298
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,330
Look, maybe we got off
on the wrong foot.
299
00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:45,910
I'm really sorry.
300
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,620
-Let's be cool, okay?
-Save it, cornball.
301
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:52,410
I'm already cool by myself
and your house stinks.
302
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,080
Hey, guys, I've saved seats for you.
303
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,080
Penny, why don't you
sit with us, too?
304
00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:00,620
I don't think so.
305
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:03,290
I'd rather sit with the Gross sisters
than sit with you.
306
00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:05,500
-Come on, Sticky.
-Wait a minute, Penny.
307
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,200
Let's think about this.
308
00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:10,540
The Gross sisters are...
Well, well, they're gross.
309
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:11,870
Come on!
310
00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:13,870
What has gotten into that girl?
311
00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:16,790
I don't know.
I was just trying to be nice to her.
312
00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:18,700
Maybe she's not
getting enough roughage.
313
00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:21,870
Come on, Penny, don't.
314
00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,410
Sit, Sticky.
315
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,790
(loud crunching)
316
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:38,750
You know, you got guts coming
over here, but it's cool.
317
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:42,330
I mean, just because we take your money
doesn't mean we don't have feelings.
318
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:43,540
Speaking of which...
319
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:50,330
Uh, why are we paying
to be with people we don't like
320
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:52,660
when we can be with people
we do like for free?
321
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,200
Because I don't like LaCienega.
322
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,250
She's turning my best
friend against me.
323
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,950
I wish she would just go away.
324
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,790
-Oh, really?
-She didn't mean that.
325
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,540
That was just a figure of speech.
326
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:07,000
I do mean it. I wish I never had to
look at her ever again.
327
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:13,160
As in, you would never want
anything bad to happen to her, right?
328
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,870
I just wish she wasn't
around ruining my life.
329
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:18,580
I can't eat, you guys. I'm out.
330
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:21,540
I've got to get ready for
the cheer off. Woo-woo.
331
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,160
Where you going, three eyes?
332
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,950
I like that big-head girl.
333
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,750
You know, we ought to help her out
and I got an idea.
334
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,250
Oscar, where are you going?
335
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:40,750
Camping with Felix.
336
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,910
We're going to do that
male bonding thing.
337
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,450
So what is this for?
338
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:47,080
You're taking a TV schedule for reading?
339
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,160
Oh, I don't read it,
I just look at the pictures.
340
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,330
Tell her, Mama.
341
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,080
Oh, yeah, the boy's simple.
342
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,080
Well, I got to run.
I'm going to miss the big bout...
343
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,370
I mean, uh, going to fish
for the big trout. Bye.
344
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:58,410
(cooing)
345
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,000
No, you can't go with Daddy.
346
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,250
When I get back
I'll take you fishing in the sink.
347
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:05,870
(giggling)
348
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,200
Trudy!
349
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:08,790
Come on, babies.
350
00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:11,700
Let's go play with
your daddy's new TV.
351
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,330
What's the
long face for?
352
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,160
I'm going to make
the cheerleading squad.
353
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,620
Oh, why not? What happened?
354
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:27,830
Dijonay, my so-called best friend
is selling me out for LaCienega.
355
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,540
Stop all that whining, girl.
356
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:32,160
Your name is Proud, not Punk.
357
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,080
Now, if you want to win
that cheerleading thing
358
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,200
you need a gimmick.
359
00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:37,200
You know anything
about twirling?
360
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:38,830
What?
361
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,660
Just watch what I do
with my cane.
362
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,870
A few moves like this
363
00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:45,870
and I guarantee you'll win.
364
00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,910
The trick is to never...
365
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,830
(plunk)
366
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,200
drop your baton.
367
00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:52,750
Get up, Puff,
and find my cane.
368
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:11,580
Yay! Yay!
369
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,790
Dada! Dada!
370
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:15,080
Daddy?
371
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,450
Where's Daddy?
372
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,330
Yo, Penny
373
00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:32,830
you better check your girls.
374
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,790
The Gross Sisters are
straight trippin'.
375
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,120
What are you talking about,
Sticky?
376
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,290
The Gross Sisters.
The three big ashy girls.
377
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,290
They're going to ruin
LaCienega's cheer.
378
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:42,290
Good.
379
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,580
No, not good.
380
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,870
They're going to straight jack her.
And it's all because of you.
381
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,120
Me? I didn't tell them
to do anything.
382
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,790
But they think you did.
383
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,910
And you're the only one
that can squash this.
384
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,370
Please, they just talking mess.
385
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,450
Oh, yeah?
386
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,500
4Well, peep this.
387
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,410
I programmed my pager
to pick up a signal
388
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,370
from the government spy satellite.
389
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:00,790
Why?
390
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,750
Because I got it like that.
391
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:04,540
Wow.
392
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,160
What are they going to do?
393
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,200
They're going to make
LaCienega look fly...
394
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:09,910
but it's not going
to be pretty
395
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,160
if you know what I mean.
396
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,660
What are you talking
about, Sticky?
397
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:16,160
The Gross Sisters turned
the entire stage into a giant CD
398
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,540
and when they hit play
399
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,330
I believe LaCienega's
going to be singing
400
00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:21,080
"I Believe I Can Fly."
401
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,290
The Gross Sisters
did this by themselves?
402
00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:24,540
Are you kidding?
403
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,700
I'm the one who came up
with the flying dish idea.
404
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:28,620
Do you know how long
it took me to calculate
405
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,790
the critical velocities...
406
00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:31,000
Sticky!
407
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,500
Look, Penny, the Gross Sisters
408
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:35,250
held me captive for
the past two days.
409
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,330
You have no idea
410
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,540
what they did to me in there.
411
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,950
I'll never be the same.
412
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,500
But forget about me.
413
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:42,830
You got to stop
this madness
414
00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:45,660
before LaCienega
lands on La Luna.
415
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,660
-Penny!
-Okay, okay.
416
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,790
Well, it's all taken
care of, Penny.
417
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:59,370
LaCienega won't be
saying any cheers today.
418
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:00,870
You guys, what
are you doing?
419
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,040
We just helping you out.
420
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,250
You got me all wrong.
421
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,000
I would never do
something like this.
422
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,290
Of course you wouldn't.
423
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:07,750
This is what we do.
424
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,580
All we have to do
is pull this lever
425
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:13,120
and LaCienega's cheerleading career
will be la history.
426
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,700
Ooh, that's really cool.
427
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:16,910
I mean, no.
I can't let you do this.
428
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,080
And how do you plan on
stopping us?
429
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,290
Oops.
430
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:21,500
There it is.
431
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,660
We out.
432
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,250
What are we
going to do now?
433
00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:57,370
LaCienega, watch out!
434
00:18:58,410 --> 00:18:59,910
No, my scooter!
435
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,700
Get off the stage,
LaCienega.
436
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,580
Back up. Wait your turn.
437
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:06,870
I'm first.
438
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:08,040
If you don't get off the stage
439
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,000
you're gonna be the first
cheerleader in outer space.
440
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,290
Are you threatening me, Proud?
441
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,620
I said get off!
442
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,200
No!
443
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:32,450
Wow, I didn't think
it would go that high.
444
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:37,910
(Announcer) Introducing this year's
Willy T. Ribs... Sparkplugs.
445
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Go Ribs' Racers!
446
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:47,290
Well, Proud, I guess I really owe you
a big thank you
447
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:49,120
for taking that little spin for me.
448
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,450
It's the least you can do.
449
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:51,750
Sorry, can't do it.
450
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:52,870
That's it.
451
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:54,870
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
452
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,410
That was not right.
453
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,290
She did not have to go there.
454
00:19:58,370 --> 00:19:59,540
Oh, now you get it.
455
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,200
I'm sorry, Penny.
456
00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:03,250
I didn't know she was like that.
457
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:06,000
The LaCienega I knew
was a very nice person
458
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,700
someone you could depend on,
someone who...
459
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,450
Was four years old.
460
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:14,000
But you know what, I'm the one
who should be apologizing.
461
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,290
I put a lot of pressure on you.
462
00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:18,410
I felt like I was
losing my best friend.
463
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,950
You know I got love for you, girl.
464
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,160
You'll always be
my best friend.
465
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,160
-Really?
-Know that.
466
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,620
So we still cool?
467
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,790
Like the other side
of the pillow.
468
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:32,660
(both laugh)
469
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,830
So, Dijonay, let me
ask you something.
470
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,660
Sure, girlfriend,
anything.
471
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,750
If I wasn't hurt,
who would you have picked?
472
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:40,950
Me or LaCienega?
473
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,750
Uh... honestly?
474
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,040
Honestly.
475
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,120
-For real?
-For real, for real.
476
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,040
For really, really,
for real, for real?
477
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,450
Dijonay!
478
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,080
(bell rings)
479
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,200
Camping.
480
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,750
Does it get any better
than this, my friend?
481
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:59,620
No kids, no noise
and the best part:
482
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,660
no nagging wife.
483
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,290
Pass the popcorn.
484
00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:03,830
Thank you, Trudy.
485
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,830
-Trudy!
-Sunset?
486
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,410
Camping trip, huh?
487
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,040
Nagging wife, huh?
488
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,500
Baby, I can explain.
489
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:12,540
We weren't talking about
our nagging wives...
490
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:17,410
Yeah, we were talking about
the nagging wives on TV.
491
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,580
(Felix)
Sunset, don't do it.
492
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:20,910
(Oscar)
I can explain.
493
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,540
(Sunset speaking Spanish)
494
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:23,870
(Felix)
Not my TV, please.
495
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,790
No! No! Oh!
496
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,750
Not again!
497
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:33,080
(theme music playing)
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