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Come on, Karine. Karine!

Programmes!

Get your programmes!

Programmes!

It is our pleasure to present to you, a show...

... in which everyone is invited to participate.

The artists, the clowns are you, and I.

We are all gathered here around the ring for... "Parade!"

Thank you.

Good day, I'm here at the Municipal Stadium in which the 18th game of the Football World Cup is being played.

We are now entering the 34th minute and both teams are seeing a lot of action.

Rikowaki passes to Asnard who is completely unmarked

He runs forward and finds the position to shoot!

The ball passed about 50cm to the left of the Zardi's goal...

... which is actually the left if you're watching from the south-west stand...

... which is where I sit behind my microphone.

The ball comes back into play, and the defence is in trouble.

Here is the goalkeeper in action!

Here we have the light heavyweight bout...

... that sees Kid Sullivan up against his contender Rocky Mancini.

My dear listeners, we are here at the Roland Garros stadium.

To the left of my microphone is Schimdt and to the right is Darson.

A forehanded shot by Darson.

A backhand from Schmidt.

A backhand from Darson.

A straight drive by Schmidt.

A forehand from Darson.

A reverse-shot by Schmidt.

To the listeners who have just joined us...

You should know that this match has been going on now for 2 hours and 50 minutes...

... and that the whole stadium is still on the edge of their seats, with...

A reverse-shot from Darson.

A forehand by Schmidt...

... a forehand by Darson, a return from Schmidt...

... another forehand by Darson, a reverse from Schmidt.

Here is Darson.

Did you know that in the 1900s...

... games of tennis were played with a completely different technique.

Look, here is my grandfather's backhand....

A forehand from my grandmother...

The 1900s.

Look!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present to you...

... a comic number by Karl Kossmayer.

We are looking for 5 or 6 volunteers who will try to ride the donkey.

- Come on, sporty gentlemen, come up! - Sit properly.

- Is that okay? - Who is the first choice?

Please, Sir, step right up.

Come on, come on. I'm sure we can find some more good knights. Come up!

Ah! Here we go. Here are the sportsmen.

We now have 3.

4!

The girls in the audience who ride horses are also just as welcome.

Just a few more courageous spectators and we will begin.

So, who will go first? You?

Here we go! Sir, you have the honour. The ring is all yours!

No, no, it's not yellow.

It's orange. You see? Give me that.

How do you do it?

Not bad.

Chocolates! Get your chocolates here!

Sweets! Get your sweets!

Mother, what is the man doing? Is he going to swallow it?

Come on.

Georges, Georges!

Chocolates! Get your chocolates!

Chocolates! Get your chocolates!

Programmes!

I'm going to the bar.

A fruit juice.

Chocolates! Get your chocolates!

Chocolates, Sir? Vanilla.

Ice creams, lovely ice creams!

Programmes!

It's good, you should have got one.

- Chocolates! Get your chocolates! - I really liked the first part, especially the jugglers.

- You didn't want an ice cream? - Yeah, and the donkey part was funny.

The show has a good rhythm, this is why it's so riveting.

- I wonder what the second part will be like. - They have gone to change.

Programmes! Get your programmes!

Here is the police stuff.

Ah! You, tennis, good!

So how do you direct traffic?

No, that doesn't work. Can I show you?

First I will show you an English policeman. London!

- How about a French policeman? - Yes, a Frenchman.

A French one? Okay...

- Yeah, a Mexican! - Yeah, a South American!

Who wants a programme!?

After this interval, ladies and gentlemen...

... I wish to present to you the group: "Boom Circus"!

On the guitar is Bjorn Lynder.

And on the drums, Jan Karlson.

On the bass is Goren Lagerberg.

Stop!

A moment of silence. Allow me to present...

... a wonderful singer who is here among us in this very room: Pia Colombo. There you go.

No, over there please.

Carry on, please.

For goodness sake!

You are on my foot.

I'm very sorry.

Hold it, hold it. Hold it!

It's too fast.

Thank you very much.

Please excuse us for this little setback. The show continues!

See how funny you are? Give me that.

- Are you looking for something? - I'm looking for a brooch.

I had it just a minute ago.

There, there. Oh, there's paint everywhere!