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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:58,494 --> 00:02:01,372 FATHER AND GUN 2 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,755 Controlled by Uncle Tardif's Blood Machines? 3 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:26,856 Soon Uncle Tardif will be scrubbing toilets in the pen. 4 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,692 He'll be sharing 5 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,736 a cozy little cell with Mr. Cherry Pop. 6 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,657 The most romantic 300-pound Rasta in prison. 7 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,951 It's all set up - he can't wait! 8 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,287 What's he doing? 9 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,747 Fitting the wire. 10 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,792 Chitchatting, huh? 11 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,847 You're forgetting... 12 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,557 something. 13 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,187 Anything happens to me, 14 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:09,398 take care of my wife. Within limits. 15 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,860 Relax. Like getting milk at the store. 16 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,155 But instead of milk, it's a convicted, 17 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,532 blood-thirsty biker. Now scram. 18 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,917 This is bullshit. 19 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,544 We've got Snake - why another informant? 20 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:35,174 Got milk in the fridge and we send Jeff out for more! 21 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,468 Enough with milk! 22 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:40,429 This is a police radio, not a hotline f-f-for... 23 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,348 quarts of milk! 24 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:46,185 Jacques, why is your authority always questioned? 25 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,021 Jacques says we need another quart of milk, 26 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,107 we need another quart of milk! 27 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,692 Enough with the milk! 28 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,737 Don't want to hear the word "quart of milk!" Clear? 29 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:59,865 That's three words. "Quart of milk" - 1, 2, 3. 30 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,452 Jacques, c'mere. 31 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:07,790 This wasn't the plan. 32 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,043 We said we'd do business. 33 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,212 I'll deal with Big Mike. 34 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:14,922 Where's Big Mike? 35 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,715 Relax, Bill. 36 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,801 Big Mike's never far away. 37 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,269 What's happening? I can't see. 38 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,647 - Marc, see anything? - It's not Big Mike, but Spike. 39 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,775 Holding Jeff with a Smith & Wesson, 40 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,319 Model 19, wood grip-- - Shut up and fire. 41 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,113 Wait. 42 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,740 - Now! - Wait. 43 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,117 What are you waiting for?! Shoot! 44 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,333 Fire!! 45 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,521 What happened? What were you doing? 46 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:16,358 Three-second window, 150 feet, 15 km/h winds-- 47 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:20,237 Hey, weather girl, quit your clothesline talk and shoot! 48 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,114 I'm freaking out, too! 49 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,741 You should've fired, then! 50 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,368 - Jeff's my best friend! - Glad he's not your enemy! 51 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,747 One snitch wasn't enough for the great Jacques Laroche! 52 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,501 Dad, lay off, or I'll file a grievance! 53 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:39,423 Come on... You had it. 54 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:42,009 Tear into me, hit me! 55 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,552 But not with a grievance. 56 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,305 Wear your balls! 57 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:48,766 - Fuck! - A grievance! 58 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:52,978 Calm down! Easy. Breathe. Down, boy. 59 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,189 Goddamn Viagra-popping baby-boomer show-off! 60 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,442 Can't he retire his old Bruce Willis act: 61 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:01,570 "Die Hard 23 - Panic at the Nursing Home?" 62 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,906 He thinks I don't care? 63 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,075 Fuck, they got Jeff! 64 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,415 - I want him off my team. - Give your son a chance. 65 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,918 - I've tried everything. - He's your best shooter. 66 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,921 On the shooting range, yes! On paper, he's the best! 67 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,840 He's well-equipped to stay up late, but goes to bed at 8:00! 68 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:25,969 - You're too hard on him. - Put him on desk duty. 69 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,389 Whatever. Just not in the field! Understand? 70 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:34,395 The judge threw out the case due to lack of evidence! 71 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,231 You've had your client released on bail. 72 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,609 Quite a feat, considering he's suspected of murder, 73 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:43,487 conspiracy and accessory to murder, 74 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,906 and leading the Blood Machines. 75 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,991 How do you sleep at night, Counsellor, 76 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,661 defending a felon like Uncle Tardif? 77 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,540 First, who do you write for? 78 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,043 A local student newspaper. 79 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,380 - What are you studying? - Social Sciences. 80 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,132 With or without math? 81 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,467 - Without. - Figures. 82 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:11,098 What will you do with this fount of knowledge, Miss? 83 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,517 Practice law. Like you. But unlike you. 84 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,894 First, young lady, 85 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,647 my client's name is Luc Tardif. 86 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,065 Second, 87 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,901 calling him a felon is slander. 88 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,904 I could sue and convict you - you'd have a record. 89 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,866 Above all, you'd be unable to travel 90 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,535 and build your girls' orphanage in Cameroon. 91 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,537 Thought of that? 92 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,290 Right now, 93 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,709 the prosecution's key witness, a biker 94 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,252 named "Snake"... 95 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,338 a former henchman 96 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,215 of Luc "Uncle" Tardif - 97 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,134 will testify against him 98 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:50,304 and could put the whole gang behind bars. 99 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,807 "Alleged" gang, of course. 100 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,186 As you say, "alleged" gang, of course. 101 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,563 Actually, there is a gang. 102 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,109 A gang of people who enjoy Sunday biking. 103 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,029 Someone give her a Kleenex. 104 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:14,036 It's not your fault. I also thought we needed a mole. 105 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,128 What the hell's that? 106 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,797 Snake in exchange for Jeff Tremblay. 107 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,134 Those bastards have flipped their lids. 108 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:32,846 It's humiliating! 109 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:37,768 I've got enough problems with potholes and crumbling overpasses! 110 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:40,479 I don't need a cop getting kidnapped by bikers! 111 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,022 Mr. Mayor, I assure you-- 112 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,567 This is very, very, very bad for Montreal's image! 113 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:49,112 Screw Montreal's image. 114 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:50,405 Who's he? 115 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,201 The legendary Commander Jacques Laroche. 116 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,245 He's running the whole operation. 117 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,330 Legendary? Never heard of him. 118 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,415 - Exactly. - That's his specialty. 119 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,002 - I don't get it. - Going incognito. I'm a pro. 120 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,548 - Veteran undercover officer. - To most, I'm a non-entity. 121 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,007 I get it. 122 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,302 If the press finds out a cop was kidnapped...! 123 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,513 Jeff Tremblay isn't a "cop." 124 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:17,057 He's one of mine. I trained him. 125 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,978 He's protected your goddamn filthy city for 8 years! 126 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,730 How hard is it to empty trash cans? 127 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,526 The "cop" wouldn't have been kidnapped 128 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:32,239 if I'd had the extra snipers and the roadblock I'd requested! 129 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,116 But no! Who cares? 130 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,410 It's just organized crime! 131 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:40,497 Yet when it comes to sending out the pedal-pushing brigade, 132 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,542 community policing, issuing dog-pooping tickets, 133 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,460 there's plenty of cash! 134 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:46,962 That's just peachy! 135 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:50,507 Little co-ed teams in cute matching uniforms, 136 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:53,427 with their little pedal bikes and moron helmets! 137 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,513 "Pardon, ma'am, is that your pom-pom poodle? 138 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,849 "Cause he just pooped on the bike path, 139 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:01,184 in violation of city by-laws." 140 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,979 Dammit! They're no longer officers of the peace... 141 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:07,232 but a canine-incontinence squad, for Chrissake! 142 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,989 Smartass, your legend. 143 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:19,703 I want Jeff Tremblay back. 144 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,872 Uncle Tardif wants his rat back? 145 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,290 Do what you gotta do. 146 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:26,460 Snake wouldn't be the first snitch to hang himself in jail. 147 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,420 I said nothing. 148 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,633 Fix this, Scullion, or your head is gonna roll. 149 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:39,514 Forget it. 150 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,434 While Snake's alive, Jeff Tremblay's safe. 151 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,105 Don't worry, they won't kill Jeff. 152 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,609 They need him. They can't do it. 153 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,903 Why not? Huh? 154 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,657 Julie, look on the bright side. 155 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,116 He's alive. 156 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,118 A cherishable thought, no? 157 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:10,087 Jeff's thinking of you and your unborn son... 158 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,839 imagining his arms around you... 159 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:17,135 It helps him bear those inhuman conditions. 160 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,971 - Get out! - I said something wrong, huh? 161 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,349 - Inhuman conditions? - Get out! 162 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,725 OK. 163 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,287 I'll get your Jeff back. 164 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,165 Dead or alive... 165 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,750 Alive, alive! 166 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,002 Definitely alive. Only alive. 167 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,088 Alive and kicking. 168 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,382 Any more alive, you kick the bucket... 169 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,474 It started 10 minutes ago. 170 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,102 The bunkers, bars, 171 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,689 Blood Machines's houses... All our cameras are toast. 172 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,276 They've got Jeff. Why keep up the pretense? 173 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,861 We look like idiots. 174 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,196 Exactly. 175 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,656 Whatcha doing? 176 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,826 My new assignment. 177 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,538 Nice going, Jacques. Shame on you. 178 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:30,125 Now you're gonna tail every last Blood Machine 24/7! 179 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,918 From the honchos to the hangers! 180 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,837 Stick to 'em like glue! 181 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,757 I wanta know where they've stashed Jeff, now! 182 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,970 15 DAYS TO LIQUIDATION 183 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,346 DEATH TO RATS 184 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,182 THE 28TH 185 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,576 They're screwing with us. 186 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,218 When a woman says she needs a break, 187 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,512 the guy understands it's over. 188 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,096 I understand, but not really. 189 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,810 I'll always be your best friend, 'cause you're the best. 190 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,853 That's just it. 191 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,731 You say I'm the best, but wanna split up! 192 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,567 - Stop. - Please explain to me: 193 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,570 Why would the woman who meets "the best" 194 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,532 not want to live and have kids with "the best?" 195 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:47,619 What's the point of being "the best" if your girl dumps you? 196 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:51,206 Keep this up, keep rejecting me, 197 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,000 I'll stop being the best. 198 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,087 It's pointless. I'll sleep with drunken cheerleaders, 199 00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,257 blast Mötley Crüe outside daycares at nap time, 200 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,467 flip off handicapped people randomly, 201 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,261 destroy an accordion, unprovoked... 202 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,763 just bash some poor schmuck's accordion! 203 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,267 No more Mr. Nice Guy! 204 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,770 The world will freakin' miss the best! 205 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:16,773 Because of your inability to love the best. So suck it up. 206 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,234 It's not working! Something's... 207 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,404 Something's missing. 208 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,905 What's missing? 209 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,615 I don't know. Stop! 210 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,117 Nuh-uh. 211 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,578 Tell me what I've done wrong. 212 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,665 You're right. 213 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,837 How can I put this? You lack... 214 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,092 You lack meat. 215 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,223 Meat? 216 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,685 I lack meat? 217 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,061 Y'know... 218 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,692 Y'know, meat! 219 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,654 What, I should gain 30 pounds? 220 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,866 I lack meat? 221 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,214 Psycho. 222 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,760 All right through the heart. 223 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,094 Yep. 224 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,097 Look at me. 225 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,391 - What's today? - Tuesday. 226 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,227 - What's Ben's Tuesday special? - Club sandwich. 227 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:40,190 Someone's used as a human shield, how do you shoot the perp 228 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,524 without killing the hostage? 229 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,151 Under the collarbone. 230 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,320 Now, don't think - Shoot! 231 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,742 He's dead. Yep, he's dead all right. 232 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,037 Why is it, when it's time for action, 233 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,623 when it's go-time, 234 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,833 when it's gotta... oomph, 235 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,502 you can't... 236 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,337 can't... don't... can't... 237 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,423 I don't understand... 238 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,008 You get it? 239 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,511 You really don't? 240 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,347 Get out of your yap, get into your body. 241 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,725 You're like a wind-up toy. 242 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,604 - C'mon, I'm not that stiff. - No? 243 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,815 Then fire, fire, fire! 244 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,946 Jeez, is it me? 245 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,615 I'm just trying to help. 246 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,451 I give up. It bums me out. 247 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,426 Talk to each other, or deal with me. 248 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,973 Hanging... 249 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,769 It's so vulgar. 250 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,438 Fuck you. 251 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,358 You know the cost of suicide to society? 252 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,985 Do you? 253 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,361 Very high. 254 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,614 We raised you, schooled you. 255 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,950 Now you wanna throw it all away? 256 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,202 What's your problem? 257 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,662 My problem is... 258 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:22,250 our society funds a legal system that protects my dealers! 259 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:25,879 My problem is Uncle Tardif pays your fees 260 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,798 with my dope money! Unbelievable! 261 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,092 My fees! 262 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,678 You don't go through 263 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,597 $500,000 of ecstasy a year! 264 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,348 Go to hell! 265 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,061 This has to stop, Charles. 266 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,857 I just don't know what to do! 267 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,650 Listen to him. 268 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,279 Listen to him! Goddammit, Nathalie! 269 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,865 Anyone ever listened to me? 270 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,035 I've listened to you 22 years. I don't need another wife. 271 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,705 These aren't mood swings anymore... 272 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,832 it's out-and-out PMS! 273 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,919 I know you're suffering too. 274 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,588 You're irritable. 275 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,507 You talk in your sleep. 276 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,010 Really? 277 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,141 - What do I say? - Rather ask what you don't say. 278 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,393 You want a new life, Charles. 279 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:29,067 - You OK? - Can't breathe... I can't breathe. 280 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,367 Where are you? In jail? 281 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,751 I'll go into hiding. 282 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,672 I'll snitch to the cops. 283 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,050 I'll reveal everything. 284 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,262 ... Out in the open. 285 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,228 Bérubé's having a major existential crisis. 286 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,814 He's dying to talk. 287 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,899 He just doesn't know it. 288 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,820 A job well done. 289 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,363 Thanks. 290 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,490 I reviewed all the footage. 291 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,701 There's no hint of Jeff's whereabouts. 292 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,787 Since his wife told him, he sleeps like a log. 293 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,331 - Every night... - He must pop a buttload of pills 294 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,916 to keep from blabbing. 295 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,044 With all the Blood Machines' crimes on his conscience, 296 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,754 he gets stoned to cope. 297 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,300 Let's hustle. Bérubé may be Jeff's only chance. 298 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,805 Thank you, Jacques. 299 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,039 You were to come alone. 300 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,917 Bérubé and I are like this. 301 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,128 He defends me, I watch him. 302 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,093 We can't get near that damn lawyer. 303 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,346 Give me one day with him, 304 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,097 just shooting the shit. 305 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,350 I could work him, get inside his head, 306 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,268 flip him like a pancake. 307 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,938 He's better protected than a Chinese panda, dammit! 308 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,858 He's your son, Charles. 309 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,153 It's all up to you! 310 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:41,950 If we lose him, it's your fault. Hear me? 311 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,661 Stop playing the star lawyer 312 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,412 and deal with it. 313 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,790 For once be a father to your son. 314 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,502 Listen... 315 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,589 I've signed you up for a therapy. 316 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:57,882 What? 317 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,635 "Parental-reconnection" therapy. 318 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,054 There was an opening. 319 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,266 It's non-negotiable! 320 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,894 Father and Son Adventure offers you a fresh start. 321 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,689 Guided by noted psychologist Gilbert Bouchard, 322 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,191 you'll live an unforgettable experience: 323 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,193 a one-week nature retreat with others 324 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:20,321 seeking to reconnect. 325 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,658 The ultimate emotion-adventure. 326 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,786 You and Marc will follow Bérubé. 327 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,664 No way I'm going camping with him. 328 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,792 I agree with the old man. 329 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:37,213 I don't like you going off with a bunch of strangers just before trial. 330 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:41,384 If I don't, he'll kill himself. 331 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,178 I still don't like it. 332 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,185 You'll befriend Bérubé and get him to cooperate. 333 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:54,689 No way that I'm going away with him! 334 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,694 - If it means finding Jeff, I'm in. - Simard looks more like me. 335 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:00,903 'Course. 336 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,323 - He's just as egomaniacal... - Shut up! 337 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,033 - Screw you! - Manners! 338 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,868 Impolite little...! 339 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,870 - Fuck you! - Guys! Guys! 340 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,790 You don't even need to fake hating each other. 341 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,979 Welcome to Father and Son Adventure. 342 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,149 You'll see, it's gonna be quite a ride. 343 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:45,448 Meet Bobby, our driver, 344 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,783 cook, 345 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,701 handyman, Jack of all trades. 346 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,662 Want to eat? Be nice to him. 347 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,043 Simon Dufour. Notary. 348 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,669 Jacques Laroche. 349 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,255 - Realtor. - Marc Laroche. 350 00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:02,465 Realtor, too. 351 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,260 Benoît Dufour. Notary. Father and son, like you! 352 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,553 Funny! 353 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:10,640 Hilarious. 354 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,718 This fire-ravaged landscape... 355 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,763 symbolizes the state... 356 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,849 of father-son relationships. 357 00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:55,435 There are burnt trees, 358 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,019 but also new growth. 359 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,190 Both are vital to the process! 360 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,110 The devastation must be acknowledged. 361 00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:05,528 Dammit! 362 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:06,904 We must allow ourselves 363 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:09,282 to be hit, flogged, by regrowth! 364 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:33,848 Marc, deep down, I don't resent you. 365 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,058 Me neither. 366 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:39,228 Let's take this opportunity 367 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:41,230 to get closer. For real. 368 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:44,484 I don't think so. I just don't resent you. 369 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:57,914 What's he doing? 370 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,209 He must've slipped. I tried to grab him... 371 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,878 It's OK! I'm fine! 372 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:07,173 Feels good. 373 00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,759 Refreshing. 374 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,387 Tadpole in my pants... 375 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,432 There's a tadpole in my pants! 376 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,810 You've had one for 29 years! 377 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,110 Trying to kill me? 378 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:31,030 Bérubé needed a break. You had to go down. 379 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:34,242 Makes sense! Good thing we're not in Afghanistan. 380 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,370 "Anyone wanna jog into the minefield?" 381 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:39,956 "Let's send Marc. He's so cute when he explodes." 382 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:42,833 You should've seen his son. He totally related. 383 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,752 Always the showman! 384 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:47,296 I need to catch Bérubé's eye! 385 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:51,050 Last time you did your act, my best friend got kidnapped. 386 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:55,012 So far, you're both very credible. 387 00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:58,558 Genevieve says we're convincing. 388 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,227 Quit talking into the mike and holding your ear, dammit! 389 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:03,521 You look like a Bell operator on acid! 390 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,779 By the way, Bell Canada no longer has operators. 391 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,698 "Acid" no longer exists. 392 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,992 Expressions with "on acid," 393 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,077 like "Bell operator on acid," 394 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,329 are so passé. It isn't said anymore. 395 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,914 It's not funny anymore. 396 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,751 A big, excited orange cat isn't "Garfield on acid," 397 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,588 but "an overexcited pumpkin." 398 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,506 Anything but "on acid." 399 00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,592 We're partners. Remember, we're a team. 400 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:35,177 Look: Communication... 401 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,096 Synchronization... 402 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,140 Success. 403 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,518 Let's get one thing straight: 404 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,396 You're here 'cause I needed a son. 405 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,357 I've got a job to do, you're like my intern. 406 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,067 You could learn something. 407 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,657 Guys, let's keep it simple: 408 00:26:57,116 --> 00:27:00,036 Fathers on one side, sons on the other. 409 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:01,621 OK? 410 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,539 It's gonna be great! 411 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:07,960 It's a show-and-tell exercise. 412 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:11,297 Choose a figure that represents your father, 413 00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,049 or son. 414 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:18,012 Then explain why you chose that figure. 415 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:22,183 I hesitated... 416 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,061 I could've chosen... 417 00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,104 a big doggy. 418 00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:29,690 But I chose this: 419 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,108 a tin soldier. 420 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:34,528 'Cause my son, Max, is a defender of capitalism. 421 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,907 He exploits Chinese labourers. 422 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:40,910 I chose this. 423 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:46,624 'Cause my dad, Antoine, is a weakling. 424 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:51,379 'Cause of Quebec's rotten, matriarchal, emasculating society. 425 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,049 There are no women here. 426 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,843 No mothers, no teachers, 427 00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:01,430 especially no freakin' lady judge denying access to your kids 428 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,183 'cause you have "anger-management issues!" 429 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:05,476 THE BITCH! 430 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,940 This trip was my idea. 431 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:13,734 I just recently... 432 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:16,112 reunited with my son. 433 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,617 This is Jules. 434 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:34,422 This toy represents my ideal of my son. 435 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,091 Junior has no drive. 436 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,677 I thought... 437 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:40,886 perhaps... 438 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:45,850 spending a week in the woods doing... 439 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:48,394 woods-type activities... 440 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,231 maybe could... 441 00:28:58,446 --> 00:28:59,572 My dad. 442 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,916 This is, uh... Ben. 443 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,169 My baby. 444 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,547 Our problem is... 445 00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,842 we're too "in love." 446 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:22,386 My dad: 447 00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:25,765 invincible as a superhero. 448 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,017 So... 449 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:30,144 we're thrilled to be here. 450 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:31,896 Yeah, thrilled! 451 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,903 To represent my dad, I chose... 452 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:40,988 a Taliban insurgent. 453 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,365 My dad's a Taliban insurgent. 454 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:46,035 Actually, all fathers are Taliban. 455 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,288 That's the main problem with father-son relationships. 456 00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,248 They're inherently unequal. 457 00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:53,959 Fathers have absolute power over their sons. 458 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,878 Fathers become Taliban. 459 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,589 You're stuck, hoping he's a decent Taliban. 460 00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:01,884 Which is pretty rare. 461 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,387 To represent my son, Marc... 462 00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:09,016 I found this. 463 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,394 It represents him well. 464 00:30:12,895 --> 00:30:14,814 Actually, all sons. 465 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:17,608 Fellow fathers, 466 00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:19,443 I don't know about you, 467 00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:22,488 but seems to me that sons 468 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,323 have become momma's boys. 469 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:26,534 We must coddle them, 470 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,702 shower them with love, 471 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,788 and, above all, always listen to them. 472 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,706 Listen to them some more, 473 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:34,917 still more, 474 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,002 to make sure they're hunky-dorry. 475 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,047 Otherwise, they start whining, sulking, 476 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:41,423 crying... Hell, 477 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,801 these aren't tantrums, but PMS! 478 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,184 So... 479 00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:57,606 Here's an animal that represents 480 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,359 a young man who is sensitive, lovable... 481 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,319 but prickly. 482 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:04,530 Unapproachable. 483 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:06,907 My son, Tim. 484 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,496 Dad, uh, to represent you... 485 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,917 I picked up this pile of shit. 486 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:21,171 Dunno if it's dog or moose shit, 487 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:22,673 but shit is shit. 488 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:35,769 We're not done. 489 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:38,689 Charles Bérubé, Attorney-at-Law, 490 00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:41,108 is most certainly done. 491 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:03,190 Hardly the Ritz, is it? 492 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,490 Bérubé's doubled his dose. 493 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,909 He's out cold, unshakable. 494 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:17,538 Before making the offer, we'll have to shake him up. 495 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,123 Moving on to Plan B. 496 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:20,666 I'm all set. 497 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,960 We're all set. 498 00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:25,671 You should wear a wire. 499 00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:28,215 I prefer the old-fashioned way, natural. 500 00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:30,175 No iPod, no wire, no rubber. 501 00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:34,680 Your Grecian Formula... that natural, or old-fashioned? 502 00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:38,600 Hey, guys! 503 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:42,438 Tough, huh? 504 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:43,897 We're doing good. 505 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:46,608 That was good, yesterday. 506 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:48,527 Humour's always good. 507 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:52,114 Just don't become a negative influence. 508 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:55,951 This is very delicate. 509 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,495 I can't allow harmful elements. 510 00:33:58,662 --> 00:33:59,955 Clear? 511 00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:02,374 - Sure, Gilbert. No problem. - Great. 512 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,585 You'll see, guys, by week's end, 513 00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:07,212 I'm making this my personal mission, 514 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,673 you'll be the world's best friends. 515 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:12,509 Can't wait. 516 00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:16,346 You guys are gonna love the next exercise! Let's go! 517 00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:24,271 You're reverting to early childhood. 518 00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:28,859 To your first moments together. 519 00:34:30,444 --> 00:34:32,780 As father and baby. 520 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,075 When affection wasn't yet taboo. 521 00:34:38,202 --> 00:34:39,620 It's important to touch. 522 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,164 To caress, to feel each other. 523 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,417 Don't be afraid. Go ahead. 524 00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:49,922 It's vital that your sons return to their infancy. 525 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:54,885 You must learn to love again. 526 00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,262 I know it's hard. 527 00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:20,994 Now... 528 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,832 we're returning to adolescence. 529 00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:28,377 To bring back what was lost between you: 530 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,089 Games. 531 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:38,679 Have fun! 532 00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:46,687 C'mon! 533 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:06,748 Go on. 534 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:08,750 C'mon. 535 00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:19,595 C'mon, c'mon...! 536 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,061 Thank you. 537 00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:33,650 Your turn. 538 00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:38,697 Let's just say I think mud wrestling's for women. 539 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,201 Maybe. But how do you think Tim feels right now? 540 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,452 Like I care. 541 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,248 Wanna wrestle? 542 00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:19,112 - C'mon, Jacques! - Give it to him! 543 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:20,447 C'mon, Marc! 544 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:23,575 C'mon, Jacques! 545 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,501 This time, make it good. 546 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:34,461 Good? Make what good? 547 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:38,090 Make it look real, give it all you've got. 548 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:40,467 - What, real? - I'm gonna smack you. 549 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,928 - What? - To impress Bérubé. 550 00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:47,975 - Psycho! - Good, get mad! 551 00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:55,732 Don't hit me for real. It's a game! Right? Right. 552 00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:57,067 Ow. 553 00:37:58,652 --> 00:37:59,695 Stop, dammit! 554 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,118 Psycho! 555 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,540 C'mon! 556 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:43,989 What now? 557 00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:46,742 Awesome. 558 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,460 That's it. Now you've got it. 559 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:57,836 Good. 560 00:39:02,049 --> 00:39:03,133 C'mon, Jacques! 561 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,306 Stop! 562 00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:27,240 Stop! Get off him! 563 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,294 He's killing him! 564 00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:04,027 Great job, guys. 565 00:40:05,946 --> 00:40:06,947 Thanks. 566 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,452 It's OK. Let it out. 567 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,299 Listen... 568 00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,095 Charles Bérubé doesn't often say this. 569 00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:33,265 For 5 minutes there, damn, you were hot. 570 00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:35,725 Thanks, Charles. 571 00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:09,342 Got another scarf...? 572 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,242 My dad isn't sedentary 573 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,411 He is solitary 574 00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:39,331 He packed his bags turned the page 575 00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:41,249 Took a voyage 576 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,711 The days unfurled 577 00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:46,922 I'm alone in the world 578 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:50,217 Papa why not Hold me tight 579 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:52,969 Tell me you're proud That I'm your boy aloud 580 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:55,347 Roberto my hero 581 00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,766 You're not funny oh no 582 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:02,562 The ballad was oh so sad 583 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:05,440 When you left me Dad 584 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:17,536 So hard to live without you 585 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:20,747 When you're away I'm so blue 586 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:26,378 Can I tell you something, Charles? 587 00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:27,629 Sure. Go ahead. 588 00:42:27,796 --> 00:42:29,548 Not to be a suck-up, 589 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,383 but you impress me. 590 00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:32,592 Yeah? 591 00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:36,846 What, my fame? Beemer? Prestige? 592 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,892 Mostly, your nerves of steel. 593 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,018 It's true. 594 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:45,397 If anyone's got nerves of steel, it's me. 595 00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:47,148 Tempered steel. 596 00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:48,400 You said it. 597 00:42:50,569 --> 00:42:52,028 Cable-car wire. 598 00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:55,073 I like that. Go on. 599 00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:58,827 Hydro-Quebec wires during the ice storm. 600 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,371 With the twisted pylons 601 00:43:01,538 --> 00:43:04,082 and ice-chewed wires... 602 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:06,835 But, dammit, they tough it out! 603 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,878 - Y'know? - What? 604 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:12,716 We lost power during the ice storm. Good one! 605 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,093 We lost power! 606 00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:17,721 Not for long. 607 00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,973 Lemme tell you... 608 00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:24,060 You're a real cracker-jack! 609 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:27,272 You're a riot! You crack me up! 610 00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:29,691 Bastard cracks me up! 611 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:42,621 - What's that? - Nerves of steel. 612 00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:48,918 Dunno what he's doing. 613 00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:50,545 You with Simard? 614 00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:52,547 He's watching the van. 615 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:55,175 Not scared, alone in the woods with him? 616 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:56,843 Why? 617 00:43:57,469 --> 00:44:00,138 No, he's helped me discover new erogenous zones. 618 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,558 The guy's rock-hard. Oh-so-hard... 619 00:44:05,644 --> 00:44:08,188 - You screwing with me? - Why would I? 620 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,398 To torture me. 621 00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:15,862 - What for? - You still love me? 622 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:23,119 Just joking, just kidding around. 623 00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:25,372 Joking, joshing... What the...? 624 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:30,126 Well. 625 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:36,174 Bérubé and I... it's real love! 626 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:47,310 Where's the lovely Genevieve? I got a little present for her. 627 00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:51,106 Bérubé's famous little pills. 628 00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:53,316 I'll deliver the little present. 629 00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:55,985 No, I'll do it. 630 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:58,530 - Will not. - Will too... 631 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,533 Marc wants to French you! 632 00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:03,785 - You drunk, or just stupid? - Little of both. 633 00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:05,370 Lil' drunk, lil' stupid... 634 00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:08,873 You done with the toilet paper! 635 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,459 Your new buddy wants you to wipe his ass. Go on. 636 00:45:15,964 --> 00:45:16,923 Coming, Charles! 637 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,618 Great, huh? Not too many skeeters. 638 00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:48,788 They're a drag. Especially gnats. 639 00:45:48,830 --> 00:45:51,791 Turning into mini Roto-Rooters, ripping out your flesh... 640 00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:54,836 Remember camping last summer? 641 00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:58,923 I was eaten alive, my head was all scabby. 642 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:03,678 Good thing my blood clots quickly. I could've bled to death. 643 00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:06,848 We had fun, though, huh? 644 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,684 You clot quickly... 645 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:13,730 That the best you can do to impress me? 646 00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:16,691 "Hey, girls, this is Marc. 647 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,943 "He clots quickly." 648 00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:24,199 A precocious coagulator. 649 00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,826 How refreshing. 650 00:46:29,204 --> 00:46:31,080 I've always been a bit special. 651 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:32,332 That's true. 652 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,418 How "true?" 653 00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:41,132 Kind of guy who secretly watches Sesame Street? 654 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,259 I learn lots of things. 655 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,430 Think I've got 'em. 656 00:46:49,182 --> 00:46:51,351 Xarax and Balcion. 657 00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:10,620 What's my placebo? 658 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:17,794 Like, as a replacement for you... 659 00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:22,173 Something else... like you... 660 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:23,758 but not you. 661 00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,886 Like a pet that... 662 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,222 y'know, you get used to... 663 00:47:31,808 --> 00:47:33,142 a placebo. 664 00:47:34,102 --> 00:47:35,937 That was really lame. Sorry. 665 00:47:38,231 --> 00:47:40,441 Take care, OK? 666 00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:52,078 You OK? 667 00:47:52,579 --> 00:47:53,538 Super! 668 00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:46,132 Today, guys, you're bringing back dinner. 669 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:48,968 Catch nothing, eat nothing. 670 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:52,972 Bows, fishing rods... 671 00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:02,607 What I like about you, Jacques... 672 00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:05,985 you're a straight-shooter. 673 00:49:06,653 --> 00:49:07,904 You're not that smart, 674 00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:09,906 but you don't pretend otherwise. 675 00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:12,825 Gee, thanks. 676 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,037 You're not one to rack your brains. 677 00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:20,583 A simple, uncomplicated guy. 678 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:23,544 So simple, I'm practically insignificant. 679 00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:25,797 You should be proud. 680 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,800 'Cause you're a breath of fresh air. 681 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:32,178 A breath of fresh air! 682 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:39,894 Must be hard, rubbing shoulders with big, dumb brutes all day. 683 00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:42,897 Uncle Tardif hardly seems like a rocket scientist. 684 00:49:43,398 --> 00:49:44,649 You'd be surprised. 685 00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:48,152 He's a brilliant guy. 686 00:49:50,238 --> 00:49:53,282 Biker-gang leader is something like a big CEO. 687 00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:57,704 Uncle Tardif hires guys like you to sweep the floor. 688 00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:01,457 - C'mon now. - I mean it. 689 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:03,084 I've known him 15 years. 690 00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:07,547 - Must be stressful. - That it is. 691 00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,590 Don't you ever wanna start fresh? 692 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,217 - Why? - I dunno... 693 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:14,470 defending the Blood Machines leader can't be easy. 694 00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:17,348 What do you mean? 695 00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:20,935 It's not easy, 'cause... 696 00:50:21,728 --> 00:50:23,146 - It's not easy. - 'Cause...? 697 00:50:23,312 --> 00:50:24,772 'Cause what? 698 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:26,983 - 'Cause, 'cause... - 'Cause, 'cause, 'cause! 699 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:28,609 - 'Cause what? - 'C-c-cause... 700 00:50:28,776 --> 00:50:30,820 He's a killer, dammit! 701 00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:32,405 - A killer! - OK, then. 702 00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:36,909 - I'm thirsty. You? - Yeah, me too. 703 00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:40,455 - I'm parched. Got water? - Yes, here. 704 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:53,092 Much better. 705 00:50:59,766 --> 00:51:01,184 Should've worn boots. 706 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:09,942 Thanks. 707 00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:31,923 Back off, I've got him. 708 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,442 - Shoot, will ya?! - Wait! 709 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:56,155 What are you waiting for? 710 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:57,740 Shoot! 711 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,620 What're you waiting for, you wait till it's too late! 712 00:52:09,085 --> 00:52:10,128 Shoot! 713 00:52:16,259 --> 00:52:19,345 What in hell's name is your problem? 714 00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:20,972 He always chokes! 715 00:52:21,264 --> 00:52:23,307 - What are you afraid of? - Sir! Sir! 716 00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:25,309 The partridge's right there. 717 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:43,578 I left a male and female behind... 718 00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:47,039 You're a lifesaver. We didn't catch a damn thing. 719 00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:54,839 Attention-seeking old clown! 720 00:52:55,965 --> 00:52:57,717 It's not out of spite. 721 00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:01,387 You gotta stake your ground. 722 00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:03,306 Great advice. 723 00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:06,851 I'll file it with the rest in the "meat" section. 724 00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:13,357 Think you and your dad are due for a therapy session. 725 00:53:14,233 --> 00:53:16,277 My lifelong dream, Gilbert. 726 00:53:19,488 --> 00:53:22,241 Is there something you've never told your son? 727 00:53:22,575 --> 00:53:24,911 Something you'd like to share? 728 00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:26,996 Not really. 729 00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:30,499 Listen, I'm real patient, 730 00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:33,252 but starting to wonder what you're doing here. 731 00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:36,631 It's rarely happened, but Bobby has taken people 732 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:38,925 back to the bus station. Want that? 733 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,554 Then, Jacques, think hard 734 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:46,641 and tell Marc something you never have before. 735 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:50,394 Well... 736 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:55,608 Do I have to say I love him, that I'm proud of him? 737 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:57,568 If it's sincere. 738 00:53:57,818 --> 00:53:59,403 Let me think, then. 739 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:05,201 - He doesn't get it, huh? - He really doesn't! 740 00:54:05,368 --> 00:54:07,662 Wait... Something... I've got it. 741 00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:17,004 Remember the brand-new bike you had stolen as a kid? 742 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,381 It wasn't stolen. 743 00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:20,466 What? 744 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:25,596 I lost big at poker and went broke, so I returned your bike, 745 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,181 got a refund, 746 00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:29,475 and told you it was stolen. 747 00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:31,978 What? 748 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:36,357 - Never told him that. - 'Course! You sold my bike! 749 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,776 Good, Marc. That's it... 750 00:54:39,068 --> 00:54:42,071 Think of something you never told your Dad. 751 00:54:42,238 --> 00:54:44,115 Uncensored. It's time. 752 00:54:50,746 --> 00:54:52,957 What really gets me is, whatever the situation, 753 00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:55,251 you have to be the center of attention. 754 00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:58,796 You're impossible to ignore, always existing. 755 00:54:59,839 --> 00:55:01,799 You "overexist." It's suffocating. 756 00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:05,720 Plus you're so damn self-centered. 757 00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,096 It's all about you. 758 00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:11,517 We're just bit players here to bask in your glory! 759 00:55:17,565 --> 00:55:18,983 It's OK, Jacques. 760 00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:21,110 Stay with it... 761 00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:22,778 Say what you feel. 762 00:55:26,449 --> 00:55:29,035 Words aren't necessary. Just let it out. 763 00:56:03,152 --> 00:56:04,528 That was great. 764 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:10,117 That was some primal scream! 765 00:56:12,161 --> 00:56:13,162 Thanks. 766 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:17,208 One rarely experiences such authenticity in my profession. 767 00:56:18,459 --> 00:56:21,629 - It just came out. - Apparently. 768 00:56:21,796 --> 00:56:23,589 You're something special. 769 00:56:23,756 --> 00:56:26,384 I dunno... you're grounded, 770 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:28,511 you have lots of charisma. 771 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:30,763 Sorry to interrupt. 772 00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:33,349 What am I, chopped liver? 773 00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:39,563 I want you to respond in kind, with a scream. 774 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:43,984 One that will express everything bottled up since childhood. 775 00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:10,136 Let's try again. 776 00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:13,556 It must come from here. 777 00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:15,975 Stop overthinking it. 778 00:57:16,517 --> 00:57:19,353 It must come from within. It's like you... 779 00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:23,732 If you say I lack meat, I'll rip your head off. 780 00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:33,951 Move... move, move! 781 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:45,379 What the hell? 782 00:57:46,714 --> 00:57:48,841 In withdrawal, 783 00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:51,844 Bérubé may experience paranoia for a day, 784 00:57:52,011 --> 00:57:53,387 even months. 785 00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:55,848 Other potential side effects: hysteria, 786 00:57:56,098 --> 00:57:58,601 anxiety attacks and a manic phase. 787 00:58:10,863 --> 00:58:12,781 3 DAYS! 788 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:14,450 You didn't send this? 789 00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:17,912 - Wasn't me. - Not a word. 790 00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:20,122 3 DAYS! 791 00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:23,209 Wonderful what you can do with "Photochop." 792 00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:25,586 Can I get a copy? 793 00:58:39,725 --> 00:58:41,185 You can do it! 794 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,270 Left! 795 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:47,274 Roberto, never give up! Try! 796 00:58:48,067 --> 00:58:49,026 Great! 797 00:58:53,405 --> 00:58:54,532 Easy now! 798 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:56,242 - C'mon! - Yessir! 799 00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:57,409 Check this out. 800 00:58:57,785 --> 00:58:59,620 - Easy, Jacques! - C'mon! 801 00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:03,707 Easy, easy! 802 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,294 Stop screwing around! It's dangerous! 803 00:59:12,633 --> 00:59:13,968 Fuck! That's not funny! 804 00:59:14,093 --> 00:59:15,636 Concentrate! 805 00:59:15,970 --> 00:59:18,430 - Hang in there! - Not funny at all! 806 00:59:27,690 --> 00:59:29,733 - Doing great! Hang in there! - Your foot! 807 00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:31,694 Get a grip! 808 00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:52,339 My fault... 809 00:59:54,383 --> 00:59:55,634 My fault... 810 00:59:58,846 --> 01:00:00,472 I know what you're thinking. 811 01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:03,183 - We're not... - Yeah, right. 812 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,102 I hear you talking behind my back. 813 01:00:06,020 --> 01:00:08,063 I agree. I'm a lousy dad! 814 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,524 I'm a lousy role model! 815 01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:14,445 I'm no Bono, no Luc Picard, no René Lévesque! 816 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,824 He smoked, drank, gambled, screwed around! 817 01:00:18,991 --> 01:00:20,951 Did he win his cause? 818 01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:22,494 Did he? 819 01:00:34,923 --> 01:00:36,342 Cut with a penknife. 820 01:00:38,344 --> 01:00:39,845 Best way to get Bérubé back to town... 821 01:00:40,012 --> 01:00:43,098 - Is to eliminate the reason he's here. - His son. 822 01:00:43,849 --> 01:00:47,519 Review all the participants. Killers have infiltrated the group. 823 01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,313 I want to know who. 824 01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:52,983 Any news of Jeff? 825 01:00:58,489 --> 01:00:59,948 We got a video. 826 01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:02,576 They got him good. 827 01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:04,745 We've got two days. 828 01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:08,248 - What'd she say? - It's serious. 829 01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:09,917 What? 830 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:13,796 Your one-man show's over. 831 01:01:14,213 --> 01:01:15,839 Learn to work as a team. 832 01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,182 We can't lose Bérubé and his kid. 833 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:26,934 Not for a second. 834 01:01:27,101 --> 01:01:28,602 Thanks for the news flash. 835 01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,647 No way our killers are the lovebirds. 836 01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:35,651 I say our number-one suspects are Antoine and Max. 837 01:01:36,527 --> 01:01:39,613 The son has a mercenary's profile and the father... 838 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,991 I once knew a Zen killer. 839 01:01:43,158 --> 01:01:45,661 They're the worst. Completely unflappable. 840 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:48,622 My money's on Roberto. 841 01:01:49,081 --> 01:01:50,541 'Cause of the biker look? 842 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,167 Among other things. 843 01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:53,919 Look at his kid. 844 01:01:54,086 --> 01:01:56,255 - No way he's faking it. - That a feeling? 845 01:01:56,422 --> 01:01:58,006 Yeah, a feeling. 846 01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,633 'Cause he's emotional? 847 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,552 Feelings can't be explained. 848 01:02:01,677 --> 01:02:04,263 - But they're influenced. - By what? 849 01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:06,682 Your age, lack of culture, over-inflated ego, 850 01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:09,685 explosive temper, incipient alcoholism and male menopause, 851 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,562 that hat! 852 01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:13,897 All facets of your personality that cloud your judgment. 853 01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:15,899 Be clear, please. 854 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:19,361 You're a pig-headed, fox-gazing, brain-addled old lush. 855 01:02:20,779 --> 01:02:22,197 Now I understand. 856 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,674 Boss says it's time to make Bérubé our offer. 857 01:02:40,841 --> 01:02:43,677 - Boss says it's time. - He's not ready. 858 01:02:44,887 --> 01:02:48,098 Tell him the rope was no accident. He'll freak. 859 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,685 No, he's paranoid, hysterical... It's really not the time. 860 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:53,228 Then when? 861 01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:57,024 When he calms down and sees me as his only hope. 862 01:02:58,233 --> 01:02:59,693 Funny, when I look at you, 863 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:02,404 the first word that comes to mind isn't "hope." 864 01:03:03,197 --> 01:03:06,241 More like "bulldozer" or "Hummer," 865 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:08,827 "West Nile virus," "three-cheese pizza," 866 01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:11,205 "Liberal," "pitcher of Molson." 867 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:12,664 But "hope?" 868 01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:16,710 Just say it... I'm goddamn insensitive! 869 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:19,963 No, I said you had the sensitivity of a 4x4! 870 01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:21,882 Yeah? Lemme tell you... 871 01:03:24,051 --> 01:03:26,136 Think you're due for an intervention. 872 01:03:26,887 --> 01:03:30,265 We can't get separated from the group, 'cause... 873 01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:32,476 For their sake. We can't have them 874 01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:35,437 going off alone into the woods and getting lost... 875 01:03:36,522 --> 01:03:38,816 - Yeah. - Bobby's waiting for them. 876 01:03:39,191 --> 01:03:43,529 You're not budging till you've had a heart-to-heart. 877 01:03:46,532 --> 01:03:48,200 I fuckin' resent you. 878 01:03:48,367 --> 01:03:51,745 Throughout my childhood, teens and adulthood, 879 01:03:51,912 --> 01:03:55,123 I was never smart enough, funny enough, 880 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:56,750 athletic enough, 881 01:03:56,917 --> 01:03:59,711 worthy of a decent, pretty or hot girlfriend! 882 01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:02,130 Thinking your dad's never been proud of you, 883 01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:05,133 you can't wait to spit on his grave! 884 01:04:05,384 --> 01:04:07,511 You're a spoiled fucking brat! 885 01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:09,263 Try raising a child, 886 01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:12,641 carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, 887 01:04:12,808 --> 01:04:17,312 having to be the best worker, handyman, lover and father, 888 01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:19,898 and not knowing what to say to your son, 889 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:21,775 'cause he sucks at hockey, baseball, soccer, 890 01:04:21,942 --> 01:04:24,444 picks his nose at football and finding the words 891 01:04:24,611 --> 01:04:27,739 to praise him when he totally sucks, dammit! 892 01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:29,992 What can I say, Christ? You just plain suck! 893 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:33,954 I'm no shrink, just a clueless old man! 894 01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:35,539 All right? 895 01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:39,877 And spit on my grave all you like. You'll miss by a mile, dammit! 896 01:04:40,669 --> 01:04:42,379 - OK? - Can we go now? 897 01:05:11,158 --> 01:05:12,326 Hey, Charles. 898 01:05:13,702 --> 01:05:14,912 Seen your kid? 899 01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,221 Get off him! 900 01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:42,731 - What were you doing? - Two pressure points here. 901 01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:45,859 Trying to realign his chakras. They're blocked. 902 01:05:49,321 --> 01:05:50,948 Think I "disaligned" him? 903 01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:53,033 What? Course not. 904 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,952 No need to spare me. 905 01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:58,455 I can take a little criticism! You're condescending! 906 01:05:58,789 --> 01:06:01,708 Fucking goddamn bloody condescending! 907 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,001 I should know! 908 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:05,087 I've defended killers! 909 01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,095 Uncle... 910 01:06:14,054 --> 01:06:15,806 Maybe we shouldn't kill his kid. 911 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,558 If we want him on the ball for trial... 912 01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:23,021 Not kill him, just break his legs. 913 01:06:24,356 --> 01:06:26,191 Still, it's not very nice. 914 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,568 Tough! I want Bérubé home! 915 01:06:29,236 --> 01:06:31,488 Jeez! Watch it, you stupid bimbo! 916 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:36,576 Don't question my authority! Clear? 917 01:06:38,829 --> 01:06:39,955 My son... 918 01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:42,499 resents the hell out of me. 919 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,251 I need to win his forgiveness. 920 01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:46,461 That's why I came. 921 01:06:47,796 --> 01:06:50,173 To show him I care. 922 01:06:51,591 --> 01:06:53,051 I know I've hurt him. 923 01:06:54,011 --> 01:06:55,429 Relax, huh? 924 01:06:56,263 --> 01:06:57,305 What? 925 01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:59,641 Why always spill our guts? 926 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,602 Charles is right. 927 01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:05,605 What should we talk about? 928 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:08,650 I dunno, the Habs. The Montreal Canadiens. 929 01:07:08,984 --> 01:07:11,653 Yeah, let's talk about hockey. 930 01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:14,156 When they're good, 931 01:07:14,322 --> 01:07:15,532 damn, they're good! 932 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:19,703 Young players make the team! 933 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,121 Latendresse! 934 01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:23,373 - Bégin, Lapierre... - The Kostitsyn brothers. 935 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:26,293 - The bright youth of Quebec. - With fire in their bellies! 936 01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:29,838 - The real deal! - Those guys really moved me. 937 01:07:30,005 --> 01:07:32,674 - Me, too. - It's embarrassing, but last year, 938 01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:34,593 they brought me to tears. 939 01:07:35,302 --> 01:07:36,428 Funny, those guys, 940 01:07:36,595 --> 01:07:38,096 the Habs players... 941 01:07:39,014 --> 01:07:40,182 could be your sons. 942 01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,018 They're the same age. 943 01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:46,813 Your sons don't arouse such emotion. 944 01:07:49,858 --> 01:07:51,651 - True. - Go to hell! 945 01:07:53,028 --> 01:07:55,280 Can we peel potatoes without therapy? 946 01:07:57,866 --> 01:08:01,161 According to intel, Jules' dad owns a bar in Matane. 947 01:08:01,328 --> 01:08:04,039 In 2002, Roberto had problems with local bikers. 948 01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:07,084 What does your dad do? 949 01:08:08,043 --> 01:08:09,628 Owns a bar in Matane. 950 01:08:11,463 --> 01:08:12,881 Must be pretty hairy. 951 01:08:13,048 --> 01:08:16,093 Aren't country bars controlled by organized crime? 952 01:08:16,927 --> 01:08:17,969 Dunno. 953 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:19,971 Don't think so. 954 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:21,890 Never been to his bar. 955 01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:26,019 Goddammit. 956 01:08:26,812 --> 01:08:31,066 When I was young, one morning, my dad realized he was suffocating, 957 01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:32,818 needed his freedom. 958 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:35,237 So he ditched Mom and me. 959 01:08:37,155 --> 01:08:39,116 Took him 20 years to get his fill. 960 01:08:40,742 --> 01:08:43,161 Fucking goddamn baby boomers. 961 01:08:43,328 --> 01:08:44,496 Selfish jerks! 962 01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:48,458 The first generation of men to break the Catholic mould. Why? 963 01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:50,418 To find themselves! 964 01:08:51,002 --> 01:08:54,506 When they broke the damn mould, there wasn't much to find! 965 01:08:54,673 --> 01:08:56,383 They became narcissistic parasites. 966 01:08:59,136 --> 01:09:00,220 I hate them! 967 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:04,808 Our boys' generation is the most spoiled in history. 968 01:09:04,975 --> 01:09:08,103 My son discusses his self-esteem issues, 969 01:09:08,270 --> 01:09:11,690 self-hatred, emotional dependence... 970 01:09:12,232 --> 01:09:13,567 his "inner child." 971 01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:16,319 - What? - His inner child, fuck! 972 01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,488 What child? What inner? 973 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:22,617 Mine's a total computer geek. 974 01:09:22,784 --> 01:09:23,910 Mine, too. 975 01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:27,330 Spend their goddamn days downloading! 976 01:09:27,873 --> 01:09:30,876 Downloading TV shows, music, video games! 977 01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:32,919 They can pirate a movie, 978 01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:35,172 but can't put up a shelf! 979 01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:37,132 That's real complicated! 980 01:09:37,549 --> 01:09:40,260 They've got 345 friends on Facebook, 981 01:09:40,427 --> 01:09:42,637 but not a single one come moving day! 982 01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:44,514 So who do they call? 983 01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:46,183 Daddy! 984 01:09:52,314 --> 01:09:54,649 We didn't come here to bond as men, 985 01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:56,443 but to get away from women! 986 01:09:58,570 --> 01:10:00,530 - Now that's therapy. - Yessir! 987 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,324 True, there wouldn't be problems 988 01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:05,452 between fathers and sons if women stopped meddling. 989 01:10:06,328 --> 01:10:07,954 Fathers could instill something other than discipline. 990 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:13,084 I get up every night to feed the baby. 991 01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:19,841 My wife's a doctor. She works long hours. 992 01:10:21,009 --> 01:10:22,010 So? 993 01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:28,016 My wife... 994 01:10:28,183 --> 01:10:29,142 has raped me. 995 01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:30,518 - What? - C'mon. 996 01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:33,188 I said, "No, I'm tired..." 997 01:10:33,939 --> 01:10:36,858 She's strong enough to rape you, but too tired to feed the baby? 998 01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:38,318 Wake up, buddy! 999 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:45,742 A toast... 1000 01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:47,244 to our wives, 1001 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,497 girlfriends, mothers, 1002 01:10:50,664 --> 01:10:52,916 sisters and daughters. 1003 01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:56,086 I raise my glass... 1004 01:10:57,379 --> 01:11:00,465 to the lovely Raphaelle, who took my virginity at 13! 1005 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:01,967 To Raphaelle! 1006 01:11:05,387 --> 01:11:06,972 And to Aube Dubois... 1007 01:11:08,265 --> 01:11:09,391 who handily won 1008 01:11:09,557 --> 01:11:12,602 my graduation-party fellatio contest! 1009 01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:14,354 To Aube Dubois! 1010 01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:16,898 Huh? What's he talking about? 1011 01:11:18,233 --> 01:11:20,402 You know, Dad... 1012 01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:23,446 fellatio isn't just a holiday treat anymore. 1013 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:25,573 - Really? - Girls these days 1014 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:27,784 are completely uninhibited. 1015 01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:31,079 What else? 1016 01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:33,540 Girls love threesomes. 1017 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,876 But you old guys wouldn't understand. 1018 01:11:38,837 --> 01:11:42,173 My girlfriend only "gets off" if I call her a slut. 1019 01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:46,469 Sorry, guys, but you didn't exactly invent sex! 1020 01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:51,016 I've lived in communes. I've done it all. 1021 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:54,769 Very touching, Dad, 1022 01:11:54,936 --> 01:11:57,480 but sex nowadays is a whole other ballgame. 1023 01:11:57,856 --> 01:11:59,941 With the Internet... 1024 01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:03,611 All-you-can-eat buffet of fantasies! 1025 01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:09,701 Here's to fathers learning from their kids. 1026 01:12:10,201 --> 01:12:11,453 Our pleasure! 1027 01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:15,707 Learning... You've got some nerve. 1028 01:12:18,752 --> 01:12:20,628 I've always felt worthless. 1029 01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:23,173 Unworthy of a phone call... 1030 01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:26,301 a goddamn birthday card! 1031 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:36,936 I fucking hate you! 1032 01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:47,322 There are mommy-baby matinees. 1033 01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:48,740 If it'll help. 1034 01:12:50,116 --> 01:12:51,826 This is bullshit! 1035 01:12:52,494 --> 01:12:53,703 Goddamn bullshit! 1036 01:12:58,917 --> 01:13:00,210 Wait up. 1037 01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:05,048 - I'll join you. - No, you bug me. 1038 01:13:22,357 --> 01:13:23,525 Much better. 1039 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:25,693 Say, Marc... 1040 01:13:26,236 --> 01:13:28,780 You haven't discussed women, but... 1041 01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:31,032 Got a girlfriend? 1042 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:33,576 Well, me... 1043 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:37,330 I just got dumped. 1044 01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:40,917 Change the subject. Not funny. 1045 01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:44,087 She wouldn't want us discussing it, but that's it. 1046 01:13:44,546 --> 01:13:46,172 We're all guys here. 1047 01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:47,340 She's not around. 1048 01:13:49,676 --> 01:13:50,718 Yeah. 1049 01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:52,178 We dated a year. 1050 01:13:54,514 --> 01:13:56,850 It was hard, stressful. 1051 01:13:57,517 --> 01:14:00,520 Dunno if you've ever felt this, but with Genevieve... 1052 01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:03,356 it's like I didn't measure up. 1053 01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:06,901 - That's not true. - She'd disagree, but it's true. 1054 01:14:08,236 --> 01:14:09,904 You're the smartest guy I know. 1055 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:12,782 I'm the smartest guy she knows. She said so. 1056 01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:16,911 So I dated a wonderful woman for a year and still love her. 1057 01:14:17,078 --> 01:14:19,873 I won't give up. I'll come up with something. 1058 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:21,207 I'll be stronger. 1059 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:24,002 Make her see I deserve a second chance. 1060 01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,212 Otherwise, she'll be missing out. 1061 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:29,090 Whatever. 1062 01:14:30,758 --> 01:14:32,135 Just an excuse to dump you. 1063 01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:33,678 No way. 1064 01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:36,431 - Fucking hypocrite. - No way! 1065 01:14:36,598 --> 01:14:39,726 Type of girl who's never happy, always wants more. 1066 01:14:40,894 --> 01:14:42,103 Screw him! 1067 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,230 She'd say, go screw yourself. 1068 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:46,483 - Thanks. - No problem. 1069 01:14:47,901 --> 01:14:49,319 Much better. 1070 01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:53,490 My pal... 1071 01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:57,118 - Are we pals? - Yes, sir. 1072 01:14:58,870 --> 01:15:00,497 Now that we're pals, 1073 01:15:01,623 --> 01:15:03,374 I gotta tell you something. Sit. 1074 01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:07,045 I'm listening. 1075 01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:13,134 I gotta tell you... 1076 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:16,721 that... 1077 01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:19,682 my wife died. 1078 01:15:21,226 --> 01:15:22,644 You're not serious. 1079 01:15:24,604 --> 01:15:27,148 My sincerest condolences. 1080 01:15:27,899 --> 01:15:29,025 Eight years ago. 1081 01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,153 Car accident. 1082 01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:39,285 I feel so guilty. It's terrible. 1083 01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,830 You have no idea... 1084 01:15:46,793 --> 01:15:49,087 I wasn't there for my wife, Marie-Claude. 1085 01:15:49,254 --> 01:15:51,005 Understand? I wasn't there. 1086 01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:54,842 I wasn't there for Marc, my son, either. 1087 01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:59,847 I've always been too focused on my damn job. 1088 01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:05,937 You don't know what it's like. 1089 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,940 Oh, but I do. 1090 01:16:10,358 --> 01:16:12,777 I never see my wife, my son. 1091 01:16:14,696 --> 01:16:16,990 I spend more time with that gang of bums. 1092 01:16:17,574 --> 01:16:19,951 I'm getting sick of it. 1093 01:16:21,744 --> 01:16:22,870 I can help you. 1094 01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:25,290 You? 1095 01:16:29,669 --> 01:16:30,795 Help me what? 1096 01:16:32,171 --> 01:16:33,423 Change your life. 1097 01:16:36,134 --> 01:16:37,302 How? 1098 01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:42,599 You have to trust me 100%, though. 1099 01:16:43,182 --> 01:16:44,225 No problem. 1100 01:16:44,392 --> 01:16:47,645 You want what's best for your wife and son, right? 1101 01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:50,398 - That's what you want, right? - Yes. 1102 01:16:51,858 --> 01:16:52,817 Right? 1103 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:56,154 - Yeah... Sorry... - What's wrong? 1104 01:16:56,321 --> 01:16:58,615 - I dunno, dammit. It hurts. - Come on. 1105 01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:00,950 - I'm having a damn heart attack! - What?! 1106 01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:03,745 Ah, fuck! 1107 01:17:03,995 --> 01:17:05,622 - What's happening? - I dunno. He... 1108 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,040 Breathe! Breathe! 1109 01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:10,418 We were talking, then he started to... 1110 01:17:10,877 --> 01:17:12,503 - It's fine... - You OK? 1111 01:17:13,171 --> 01:17:14,255 - Anxiety attack. - Yeah? 1112 01:17:14,422 --> 01:17:16,174 - Anxiety attack. - Anxiety attack. 1113 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,011 Let's go to bed. 1114 01:17:20,553 --> 01:17:21,929 You must be tired. 1115 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:24,932 - All right? - Yeah. 1116 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:26,142 I'll be fine. 1117 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:30,438 You're gonna freak... 1118 01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:33,024 Think I've identified the killers. 1119 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:34,609 Yeah? Who? 1120 01:17:35,109 --> 01:17:36,194 The lovebirds. 1121 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:40,823 Listen before nah-nah-nah-ing. You should've seen them. 1122 01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:43,242 When Bérubé didn't want the lovebirds joining you, 1123 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:44,535 they panicked. 1124 01:17:45,036 --> 01:17:46,663 Look, on my list, 1125 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:48,748 the lovebirds rank below the namby-pambies. 1126 01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:51,209 So, huh? Take it easy. So far, so good. 1127 01:17:51,376 --> 01:17:54,671 You haven't screwed up too badly. Just let me work. 1128 01:17:58,383 --> 01:17:59,676 Marc, we just found out, 1129 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:03,930 2 years ago, Roberto stayed at the same hotel as Uncle Tardif. 1130 01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:07,600 He's your surveillance target now. 1131 01:18:20,905 --> 01:18:23,199 I told you not to come to my home. 1132 01:18:27,912 --> 01:18:30,748 They've hidden the guy in the mansion in the 'burbs. 1133 01:18:45,972 --> 01:18:48,474 You're digging your own grave if you waste Jeff Tremblay! 1134 01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:51,811 Snake won't say a goddamn word and you've got nothing on me! 1135 01:18:57,608 --> 01:19:01,237 What are those two twits doing? I want Bérubé in Montreal. Now! 1136 01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:03,781 It's going down today! 1137 01:19:03,948 --> 01:19:06,909 Whatever it takes... I want Bérubé in my office now! 1138 01:19:07,452 --> 01:19:09,954 Of course! Dammit! I've had it! 1139 01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:13,374 I'm putting 20 on Jacques. 1140 01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:18,629 I look pissed off, but it's just an act! 1141 01:19:18,796 --> 01:19:20,298 We're just pretending! 1142 01:19:20,465 --> 01:19:21,799 - Ow, dammit! - Sorry. 1143 01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:24,218 We really need you! It's important. 1144 01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:28,347 We can't draw suspicion, so we're acting natural! 1145 01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:32,018 We're undercover cops befriending Bérubé to save an agent, 1146 01:19:32,185 --> 01:19:35,062 my best friend, abducted by bikers! Enough! 1147 01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:41,068 Oh, Lord... 1148 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,030 Enough already. 1149 01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:47,533 Ordinarily, you'd get the boot. 1150 01:19:48,493 --> 01:19:50,995 - This isn't a circus. - A man's life is at stake. 1151 01:19:51,162 --> 01:19:52,622 That's why I'll help. 1152 01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:54,248 Thank you. 1153 01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:58,127 Quit your whining, he'll help us. 1154 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:01,005 I think he's genuinely upset. 1155 01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:04,008 - What? - Look. 1156 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:08,888 You really upset? 1157 01:20:09,597 --> 01:20:10,765 'Course not. It's acting. 1158 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:16,020 But you're actually father and son. 1159 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,648 He's really my son, my boy. 1160 01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:21,108 Sorry... 1161 01:20:21,901 --> 01:20:23,903 I know you're on a dangerous mission 1162 01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:25,488 to save a man's life, 1163 01:20:25,822 --> 01:20:27,198 but I gotta tell you, 1164 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,326 you two have a damn troubled 1165 01:20:30,493 --> 01:20:32,787 father-son relationship. 1166 01:20:33,538 --> 01:20:36,457 All right, we'll work on it. 1167 01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,461 - Can we board now? - You don't wanna hear it, huh? 1168 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:42,880 We gonna save Jeff. 1169 01:21:04,151 --> 01:21:07,321 The last activity will be emotionally draining 1170 01:21:08,573 --> 01:21:09,907 for everyone. 1171 01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:13,077 That's why I provide a transitional place 1172 01:21:13,244 --> 01:21:14,537 for this exercise. 1173 01:21:14,704 --> 01:21:17,999 A place where men feel at home. 1174 01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:43,357 Hey, you! 1175 01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:53,784 You have to help us, please talk to your dad. 1176 01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:58,748 Make him crack. 1177 01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:17,141 You were right, Marc. 1178 01:22:17,308 --> 01:22:18,434 The lovebirds are the killers. 1179 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:27,360 There's been lots of recent activity on their credit cards 1180 01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:30,571 in Trois-Rivières. So our two bozos are imposters. 1181 01:22:33,032 --> 01:22:35,618 Our killers: the annoying lovebirds? 1182 01:22:38,371 --> 01:22:39,455 What? 1183 01:22:41,499 --> 01:22:42,667 No kudos for me, huh? 1184 01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:56,555 Nice kitchen! 1185 01:22:58,182 --> 01:22:59,433 What's up? 1186 01:23:01,936 --> 01:23:03,813 You boys have to go. 1187 01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:07,400 I know you're imposters. 1188 01:23:33,676 --> 01:23:35,928 We got it! Look after the others! 1189 01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:22,433 - Union break? Ear sprain? - Like your ass being kicked? 1190 01:24:37,281 --> 01:24:39,867 Fear of emotions causes panic attacks. 1191 01:24:39,992 --> 01:24:43,204 To reach him, put him in touch with his emotions, 1192 01:24:43,370 --> 01:24:44,955 he might listen to you. 1193 01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:47,875 Besides, Tim will prepare him. 1194 01:24:50,211 --> 01:24:52,213 Charles identifies with you. 1195 01:24:52,379 --> 01:24:55,508 - You must talk to him. - Just watch me. 1196 01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:59,512 Give me a sign when he's ripe. He'll cave in soon enough. 1197 01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:01,931 Perfect. Hop to it, guys! 1198 01:25:08,104 --> 01:25:09,772 Strange to say, but... 1199 01:25:12,316 --> 01:25:14,235 I owe what I am to you. 1200 01:25:17,196 --> 01:25:18,739 I'd like to thank you. 1201 01:25:21,826 --> 01:25:22,952 Thanks, Dad. 1202 01:25:32,378 --> 01:25:33,629 All my life... 1203 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,424 I've been afraid of being... 1204 01:25:39,718 --> 01:25:41,929 like a never-ending referendum. 1205 01:25:50,604 --> 01:25:53,732 Think it's finally time for you to... 1206 01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:56,193 open up... 1207 01:25:57,153 --> 01:25:58,612 and talk to your father. 1208 01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:09,748 When I was little, I liked watching you... 1209 01:26:09,999 --> 01:26:12,501 on TV as you left the courthouse. 1210 01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:15,963 You were bold, strong... 1211 01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:18,340 facing down the whole world. 1212 01:26:19,341 --> 01:26:20,885 So I... 1213 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:24,180 had to be strong, too. 1214 01:26:25,264 --> 01:26:28,517 But I couldn't be strong, Dad. I was just a kid. 1215 01:26:30,436 --> 01:26:34,857 A kid who looked up to you and craved attention. 1216 01:26:35,357 --> 01:26:36,358 But, no, no, no... 1217 01:26:36,984 --> 01:26:38,277 You never noticed me. 1218 01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:40,196 You always turned away. 1219 01:26:42,990 --> 01:26:45,701 What's worse, the few times you looked at me, 1220 01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:47,745 it's funny - you'll laugh - 1221 01:26:48,913 --> 01:26:50,998 When I was a kid, 1222 01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:53,292 not too fat or ugly, 1223 01:26:53,459 --> 01:26:55,336 5 or 6 years old, 1224 01:26:57,546 --> 01:26:59,173 when you looked at me... 1225 01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:04,011 I knew you didn't like what you saw. 1226 01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:09,099 Like I'd become... 1227 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,644 what you saw in me: 1228 01:27:15,022 --> 01:27:17,399 An unlikable little shit. 1229 01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:22,613 Funny, huh? 1230 01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:33,332 The most pathetic thing is... 1231 01:27:36,085 --> 01:27:37,503 that now... 1232 01:27:39,338 --> 01:27:41,340 I can't believe in anything! 1233 01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:49,306 I don't believe in people, in love, or even in myself. 1234 01:27:53,352 --> 01:27:54,520 I'm dead... 1235 01:27:58,315 --> 01:27:59,358 Right in here! 1236 01:28:10,703 --> 01:28:12,037 Thank you, Tim. 1237 01:28:13,414 --> 01:28:16,000 What would you like to tell your son? 1238 01:28:25,134 --> 01:28:26,552 Christ, Tim... 1239 01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:28,846 Couldn't you see I loved you? 1240 01:28:31,849 --> 01:28:34,560 That I loved you so much it almost hurt? 1241 01:28:35,853 --> 01:28:37,021 You never saw that? 1242 01:28:41,442 --> 01:28:44,278 Know why it hurt me, still hurts me? 1243 01:28:48,324 --> 01:28:49,867 When you were young, Tim... 1244 01:28:52,578 --> 01:28:55,414 you were a sensitive boy... Delicate. 1245 01:28:55,581 --> 01:28:57,499 Fragile. Brilliant. 1246 01:29:01,128 --> 01:29:02,796 I'd look at you and... 1247 01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:08,260 you reminded me so much of myself... 1248 01:29:12,014 --> 01:29:13,390 I couldn't bear it. 1249 01:29:20,898 --> 01:29:22,316 When I was young... 1250 01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:26,737 I paid dearly for my sensitivity. 1251 01:29:27,613 --> 01:29:29,073 My father... 1252 01:29:29,615 --> 01:29:30,866 didn't tolerate sensitivity. 1253 01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:32,659 Crying earned me a whipping. 1254 01:29:35,079 --> 01:29:38,290 So when I looked at you, son, I saw myself... 1255 01:29:41,085 --> 01:29:42,628 I hated myself. 1256 01:29:44,630 --> 01:29:46,298 I couldn't stand myself. 1257 01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:51,428 So I decided to become... 1258 01:29:52,513 --> 01:29:54,723 Charles Bérubé, Attorney-at-Law. 1259 01:29:56,225 --> 01:29:58,310 The iceman, feared by all. 1260 01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:02,106 That's it. 1261 01:30:08,362 --> 01:30:09,696 I'm so sorry! 1262 01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:12,241 So sorry! 1263 01:30:15,953 --> 01:30:17,371 I'm so sorry! 1264 01:30:34,012 --> 01:30:34,972 OK... 1265 01:30:35,139 --> 01:30:37,266 Think I'm done here. 1266 01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:15,929 I'd like to... 1267 01:31:16,889 --> 01:31:19,850 discuss something with you. 1268 01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:22,227 It's somewhat delicate. 1269 01:31:23,937 --> 01:31:25,689 My dad and I aren't really... 1270 01:31:26,648 --> 01:31:28,358 a father and son in therapy. 1271 01:31:29,485 --> 01:31:30,694 What's this? 1272 01:31:33,197 --> 01:31:34,448 We're police officers. 1273 01:31:35,699 --> 01:31:36,825 We're here to... 1274 01:31:38,619 --> 01:31:42,122 offer your family a place in the witness-protection program. 1275 01:31:46,335 --> 01:31:48,879 C'mon, Jacques, say something. What's this nonsense? 1276 01:31:49,421 --> 01:31:50,839 I'm a cop. 1277 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:55,052 They're police officers, Dad. 1278 01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:57,012 The whole gang? 1279 01:31:58,305 --> 01:31:59,556 Just those two. 1280 01:32:01,350 --> 01:32:03,143 Goddamn traitor! 1281 01:32:05,771 --> 01:32:08,357 You can't keep living like this. 1282 01:32:10,192 --> 01:32:11,610 You know that! 1283 01:32:11,777 --> 01:32:13,487 You have to make a move! 1284 01:32:13,904 --> 01:32:15,197 For your son! 1285 01:32:15,489 --> 01:32:16,740 For your wife! 1286 01:32:18,116 --> 01:32:21,119 For Jeff Tremblay, who'll soon be a father. 1287 01:32:22,496 --> 01:32:24,373 But above all, Charles... 1288 01:32:24,998 --> 01:32:25,958 for you! 1289 01:32:26,917 --> 01:32:28,043 For you, Charles. 1290 01:32:29,545 --> 01:32:30,546 You... 1291 01:32:31,255 --> 01:32:32,965 You sonofabitch! 1292 01:32:49,189 --> 01:32:50,774 I want a new life. 1293 01:32:53,986 --> 01:32:55,237 You game, son? 1294 01:33:05,372 --> 01:33:07,499 I'll tell you what I know, I accept your offer. 1295 01:33:23,181 --> 01:33:25,559 Take care of the bikers, I'll get Charles to safety! Hurry! 1296 01:33:26,351 --> 01:33:27,394 Hurry! 1297 01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:36,570 Everyone under the tables! Move it! Take cover! It's not safe! 1298 01:33:52,544 --> 01:33:53,629 C'mon. 1299 01:34:24,034 --> 01:34:25,577 That enough meat for you? 1300 01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:33,335 Cover them. I'll save Dad and the lawyer. 1301 01:34:52,229 --> 01:34:53,522 Get down! 1302 01:35:04,032 --> 01:35:06,118 Shit! C'mon, hurry! 1303 01:35:33,770 --> 01:35:38,024 I warn you, I have no intention of letting you go on without me! 1304 01:35:39,192 --> 01:35:40,569 I wanna live! 1305 01:35:51,496 --> 01:35:54,124 Hey, Pinhead. How's it going? 1306 01:35:55,667 --> 01:35:56,835 Good. 1307 01:35:57,544 --> 01:36:00,964 Uncle wants you back in Montreal. That won't be necessary, huh? 1308 01:36:01,298 --> 01:36:03,467 Remember, without me, you'd be in prison. 1309 01:36:04,176 --> 01:36:05,469 Killing three guys, I deserved it. 1310 01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:07,345 There's that. 1311 01:36:14,686 --> 01:36:15,729 Drop it! 1312 01:36:17,689 --> 01:36:19,858 You won't be enjoying your retirement plan. 1313 01:36:22,944 --> 01:36:26,114 You shoot, you die, the lawyer lives and your gang's toast! 1314 01:36:28,325 --> 01:36:29,242 Drop the gun! 1315 01:36:31,328 --> 01:36:33,497 Drop it, or I'll shoot! 1316 01:37:04,694 --> 01:37:09,366 I shot him under the collarbone. Why's he bleeding so much? 1317 01:37:46,778 --> 01:37:48,029 Sir, no ride-alongs. 1318 01:37:50,198 --> 01:37:51,366 He's my father. 1319 01:38:24,065 --> 01:38:25,442 Bérubé talked. 1320 01:38:39,456 --> 01:38:40,874 Anyway, Marc... 1321 01:38:42,334 --> 01:38:43,376 You were really hot. 1322 01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:48,089 You didn't hesitate a second. 1323 01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:57,474 About time you smartened up. 1324 01:39:29,005 --> 01:39:31,174 Raid on Blood Machines 1325 01:39:33,218 --> 01:39:35,136 Kidnapped Young Officer Freed after Confinement 1326 01:39:36,513 --> 01:39:39,724 Head of Blood Machines Uncle Tardif Arrested 1327 01:39:41,685 --> 01:39:43,561 Blood Machines Lawyer's Mysterious Disappearance 1328 01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:45,981 Whereabouts of Charles Bérubé and Family Unknown 1329 01:40:29,566 --> 01:40:30,859 Slow down. 1330 01:40:34,070 --> 01:40:36,781 Igor Gastatchko. 1331 01:40:36,948 --> 01:40:38,450 Gang leader. 1332 01:40:38,616 --> 01:40:39,659 Age 38. 1333 01:40:40,285 --> 01:40:43,371 In Quebec 30 years, suspected of three murders. 1334 01:40:44,039 --> 01:40:45,623 Loves "Bewitched." 1335 01:40:46,166 --> 01:40:48,793 When Darrin was re-cast, he freaked and turned superbad. 1336 01:40:50,879 --> 01:40:52,255 - Actually... - Smartass. 1337 01:40:52,422 --> 01:40:54,132 He's a perfectionist. 1338 01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:58,136 Two dogs: Zap, a Chihuahua; Zip, a Great Dane. 1339 01:40:59,137 --> 01:41:00,096 Any more questions? 1340 01:41:03,141 --> 01:41:04,184 Hi, Marc. 1341 01:41:04,350 --> 01:41:06,144 I'm doing well. 1342 01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:09,022 My dad's still a douchebag, 1343 01:41:09,147 --> 01:41:11,608 but winter's a breeze. 1344 01:41:12,067 --> 01:41:13,777 I'm no longer suicidal, 1345 01:41:13,943 --> 01:41:16,404 which, for me, is almost a happy ending. 1346 01:41:17,781 --> 01:41:20,742 - Almost! - We're working on it! 1347 01:41:21,951 --> 01:41:24,162 Stop! What's he gonna think? 1348 01:41:31,586 --> 01:41:33,254 Nice seeing you together! 1349 01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:36,091 No need to shout. It's not a hand-crank phone! 1350 01:41:36,424 --> 01:41:38,802 Listen, I saw your dad's Hawaiian shirt. 1351 01:41:38,968 --> 01:41:42,263 If that doesn't destroy your will to live, nothing will! 1352 01:41:44,307 --> 01:41:46,017 Everything's fine here. 1353 01:41:46,351 --> 01:41:49,104 Jacques is eligible for retirement in 5 years. 1354 01:41:50,522 --> 01:41:51,731 We're counting the days. 1355 01:41:51,898 --> 01:41:55,360 If I do take it, I'll teach at the Police Academy, 1356 01:41:55,485 --> 01:41:56,945 teaching the "oomph!" 1357 01:42:00,198 --> 01:42:02,075 We're gonna be late. Coming? 1358 01:42:05,203 --> 01:42:07,163 Well, that's it, boys. 1359 01:42:07,831 --> 01:42:08,790 Bye! 1360 01:42:12,127 --> 01:42:13,753 Take care now. 1361 01:42:18,341 --> 01:42:20,260 Hanging up now. Bye! 1362 01:42:24,097 --> 01:42:25,390 Goddammit. 1363 01:42:26,141 --> 01:42:27,934 Freakin' pain in the ass! 1364 01:42:37,485 --> 01:42:38,903 Come turn this off. 1365 01:42:39,070 --> 01:42:40,029 Appointment. 1366 01:46:40,311 --> 01:46:43,398 Translation and Subtitling: Danielle Gauthier; CNST, Montreal 1367 01:46:43,564 --> 01:46:46,401 Subtitling produced with the participation of Telefilm Canada 94460

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