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- [Swanthula] Previously on "Dragula."

- I feel like everyone has opinions

about everybody in the room,

but when that person walks into the room,

it's crickets.

- The winner of the Fright Feat

will earn the ability to cast "The Curse of Baldness".

- Scalpus Wiggurata! (dramatic music)

- This week, we are donning our pointy hats

for this episode's "Revenge of the Witch" challenge.

- The winner of this challenge is...

(dramatic music)

Evah Destruction. (group cheers)

- Blessed be!

- Kendra. - Yovska.

- You are up for elimination.

- Well, you are leaving. (group laughs)

- Yovska.

(eerie music)

You have been banished back to the underworld.

(suspenseful music)

♪ ("Dragula Theme" Music) ♪

♪ Drag ♪

♪ Filth ♪

♪ Horror ♪

♪ Glamour ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She's a killer ♪

♪ Queen ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She'll make you ♪

♪ Scream ♪

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪

- [Swanthula] The winner of "The Boulet Brothers'

Dragula: Titans" will headline the upcoming

Dragula World Tour, receive a $100,000 grand prize,

courtesy of us, and the title of Dragula,

the world's next drag supermonster.

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag ♪

♪ Dragula ♪ (woman screams)

(eerie house music)

(electricity crackles)

(tense house music)

(Evah sighs) - [Astrud] Today!

- Another day.

- Last week, Kendra and Yovska were in the bottom,

and I honestly have no clue who's going home.

It could go either way.

You won, bitch.

- I did.

- Yes, congratulations! (Evah yells)

- Good job, Witch.

- What a great way to spend Halloween, honestly.

- I know, I know.

- Victoria, you have a lot of experience

dressing up as witches.

- Yes, which is why it was hard for me,

'cause it was like, I have to do a witch

I've not done before.

- So Melissa, what was, so were you in the bottom?

- No, so the reason why they kept me up there

was because they wanna make sure

that I don't lose my drag character,

which is definitely something they see in me.

But they just wanna make sure

that I don't lose that Melissa.

- So you're safe.

- Yeah, definitely, I was good.

This week, I'm definitely gonna show that Melissa

that the judges are asking me to do.

And I'm gonna bring it.

- Hey, uh, nice try on that curse,

but I think I look way better without hair.

- I liked it. - You really, yeah.

(group talking over each other)

- You did turn it, though. - Yeah,

you turned it the fuck out.

I do think it's really funny that Abhora

got the curse from Erika and ended up

looking better than Erika.

- Honestly, it was hard for me to picture that look

with a wig on now, 'cause it just,

the silhouette was so great with that bald head.

I think she might've actually put a little bit

of a blessing on you.

- She put a blessing on me. - Yeah.

- Nobody do that again, please.

(group laughs)

- I knew that I had to win the Fright Feat,

because I did not want my hat getting taken out of evidence.

- Do you really think you're a target, though?

- I couldn't rule it out.

- I'm not sure why Erika thinks I would put

the curse on her.

I mean, the biggest target is Victoria and Evah.

- You kept saying that you were gonna put

the curse on Victoria, but how do I know

that you weren't gonna put it on me?

- 'Cause I am smart? (group laughs)

And I'm not a petty bitch.

- I didn't do it 'cause I was petty.

I did it 'cause you kept trying to throw me off,

and that was just a message to not do that.

- I'm not a petty bitch.

Abhora was annoying me during the Extermination,

and other than them, I didn't know who else to pick.

It all worked out in the best, right?

- No, it didn't, (group laughs)

because what you did was actually very hurtful to me,

and I resent you for that a little bit.

- So which is it, though, because you kept talking

a big talk about how it was a poor strategic choice

when it happened, and then today, you were like,

oh, it's a blessing, but then you're like, also mad,

so pick one.

(tense music)

- Okay, so anyway. - Back to Evah.

- To those of you, yeah, please, back to me.

It's always been about me.

So honestly, though, between Yovska and Kendra,

who do you think went home?

- I just hope that Kendra comes back.

That's my bitch. She has more to show.

- I just worry because of her shoes.

- Yeah, they said her shoes were the worst of everybody.

- Capital L-O-V-E, loved watching you perform.

- Thank you.

- However, your shoes are the worst.

- Oh! - The worst of the witches.

- With it being said, since it was a performance challenge,

baby, in my book, it's Ovska for Ms. Yovska!

(group laughs)

- Put it on a t-shirt, bitch.

- It's done. She's a body.

- But also, too, I do have a question.

Bullshit aside,

Some of you guys are playing it very safe,

and Evah, you were one of those bitches

that I did see in the Cauldron.

You were like, "I don't like Kendra's outfit,

"but I love Yovska's outfit," but then,

you went up to Kendra, you were like,

"Oh, but I do love your outfit."

- I prefer Yovska's look altogether.

- Okay, work.

- I personally would not like to see you go home.

- Yeah, thank you.

- I wouldn't. - You're cunt, bitch.

- What?

Why didn't you say that shit earlier?

- We're gonna keep it real, let's keep it real.

We're all here to show off our talent, our creativity.

Just keep it real.

- Let me just clarify what I said to Kendra.

I said, "I will really like to still see you

"in this competition."

- I wish people would be more honest with their opinions.

I don't feel like I'm getting everyone's true face.

- The look, clearly, was more with Yovska's,

but the performance was also still lacking,

and it was a performance fucking challenge.

- Yeah.

- In the Cauldron, I saw so much more fire from Kendra.

- Yeah. - Like she was fighting

a little bit more than Yovska was.

- It really made me sad to hear that she didn't really feel

integrated in the cast, and so, for her to have

this second chance now and then she feels like

she's a part of this cast made me happy.

- Well, I got the chance, bitch.

(group screams and cheers)

They told me to take out the trash.

(group yells)

- Yes! My girl is back.

- I am excited to see Kendra back,

but I really miss Yovska.

- I'm excited, because this bitch is fucking fierce as fuck.

Like if you don't see it, you're motherfucking blind.

- I'm back and I feel good,

because everyone's happy to see me.

- Yovska's a phenomenal artist,

but I'm not too surprised that she's gone.

- I do have a couple things to say, however.

- Do it, say it.

- I just feel- - Oh, she ready.

- Astrud and Evah, both of you guys said

clearly in the Cauldron that you preferred

homegirl's outfit over mine.

- Mm-hmm. - Correct?

- Yeah, I did. - But then like,

on the side, it was like, no,

we don't wanna see you go home.

You're cunt, you're this, you're that.

- Yeah, because those things are true.

- Because that's what happened on my season.

Girls would say shit to my face, like, oh yes, girl, mm,

mm-hmm, and then cut me in the back.

So my whole things- - I never-

- No, no, no. - I never cut you.

- I'm letting you know how I felt.

- I never thought your look was bad.

I never came for your look, I never came for your drag.

- There are too many fucking hoes in this bitch

I gotta keep my eyes on.

This one, this one, this one.

Too many fucking bitches at this point.

- You are just so fucking badass and dangerous.

I told that to your face, girl.

- You did. - Yes!

- 100.

All I'm saying is that when we're having open discussion,

it was one thing, then when we had discussion,

it was something else. - I hear you.

- I don't like a lukewarm person.

You're either hot or you're cold.

- I absolutely see you as a part of this family.

- Yes! - And I wanna spend time

with you and I fucking love you and I want you here.

- I most definitely think people

are being two-faced in this competition,

but at least one of their faces are pretty.

- I'm here, she's gone, end of motherfucking story.

(group yells)

- Let's go!

- It's time to do it again.

- The bitch actually did, or.

- [Swanthula] Attention competitors.

Please make your way to the main stage at this time.

(dramatic music)

(tense, suspenseful music)

(thunder crashing) (group laughs and cheers)

- Welcome to outer space, bitches.

(group cheers)

This week, we're shifting into hyperdrive,

and blasting off into deep space

for our Science Fiction Horror Challenge.

(group cheering) (lasers whirring)

You must conceptualize, design, and create

an original look inspired by science fiction horror

and model your looks on the main stage

for this week's floorshow.

As always, your look can be terrifying, campy, modern,

or retro-futuristic, but we wanna see your brand

and who you are as a drag artist

reflected in your final look.

- Now let's talk about this week's Fright Feat.

(suspenseful music)

We can't send you to outer space without making sure

you can handle the physical demands of space travel.

(suspenseful music)

So we'll be testing your toughness

in our Gravitron Vomitorium training simulation.

- Fuck. (suspenseful music)

- In order to proceed to this week's challenge,

all you have to do is endure the simulation

for three minutes without getting sick. (cackles)

- Now go get your space suits on,

and get ready for the simulation.

(tense music)

But remember, if your science fiction look proves

to be more fact than fiction, we'll rip off your heads,

feed your entrails to a sarlacc,

and drop what's left of you into Deep Space 9.

(tense music)

- Good luck, my little martians!

And may the best monster win.

(suspenseful music)

(Boulet Brothers cackling)

(suspenseful music)

(eerie music) (thunder crashing)

(eerie music) (electronic whirring)

(liquid squelching)

- So the Fright Feat this week is the Gravitron Vomitorium.

This damn thing is supposed to be spinning,

and we supposed to be puking.

I don't know what the fuck is going on

with this thing, but bring it on.

(eerie music)

(eerie music)

- The spinning room is literally one of my worst fears,

and I'm in it.

- So we have to go in this locker,

and we're gonna be spinning for three fucking minutes,

three minutes.

(eerie music)

(metallic clashing) - Woo.

- Fuck. (eerie music)

(group yelling) - Shit.

- Oh my god, this is so disorienting.

- Oh my god. - HoSo.

- No, fucking stop.

- I feel like I'm going backward and forward

all at the same time.

(Victoria yells)

- I'm about to throw up in my fucking face right now.

- [Abhora] Fuck.

(contestants gag)

- No, bitch. (gags)

No. (gags)

(suspenseful music)

(contestants yell)

(music intensifies)

(contestant vomits)

Ooh, bitch, stable ground, stable ground.

- Ew. - Stable ground.

(Kendra coughs)

- Is anybody still getting their earth legs back?

- [Group] Yes.

- That was the single worst experience I've had

on "Dragula" so far and that's saying something.

- Can I ask something real quick?

- Yeah.

- I know we already cleared this up in the Cauldron,

but the note that we received with Yovska's name on it?

- Does this look familiar to anyone?

(group exclaims)

- You didn't want Abhora to go home, obviously,

because of whatever situation you guys have going on.

- You know, I would love to see more from her

in this competition as an artist.

- That's the only reason why?

- And I mean, I love her very much.

- Okay, I'm gonna be real.

The last Cauldron, y'all was hugged the fuck up.

- Yeah, and that's what we do.

- Aw. - The love.

- Aw. - The love.

- Do you think that hurts Abhora's feelings seeing that?

Since you know how Abhora feels about you?

- She has expressed that it does, but I don't know.

- I'm not making out with Abhora, sorry,

I'm not making out with HoSo.

- I should hope not. (group laughs)

I am a proper lady.

- I'm not making out with HoSo, listen,

I'm not gonna fuck her in front of Abhora,

I'm not interested in doing any of that.

But we can lay next to each other on a couch.

I feel like I can't even give HoSo a casual hug

without Abhora losing her goddamn mind.

- It's kinda out of place to be in a competition

and be hugged up on somebody.

That's just me.

My opinion, little ol' Kendra.

- They know it makes Abhora uncomfortable.

They do it anyway, and then they put us all

in an environment where there's this tension going on.

- It's not fair to us that she gets to control

how we interact with each other.

- And Abhora's not saying anything about it.

- I didn't ask you to change your behavior.

- Exactly. - And if Abhora

was really hurt and if Abhora had a problem with it,

I would hope that she would come and talk to me

about it specifically.

- I'm glad I have never fucked none of y'all.

- I do think that HoSo's leading Abhora on.

I see a lot of little things happening here and there.

(both kissing) - There we go.

- Hmm, very interesting, girl.

Choices.

- [Astrud] Are you sure you're okay?

- Um- - That's different-

- I just didn't wanna have to do this.

- I mean, it's something that's gonna come up

and has to be faced with, and it's better

if we find a way to navigate it in a way

that hurts as little people as possible, so like.

- I support you and HoSo having whatever,

still continued intimacy that you have.

I just wish that I did, too.

- We have to deal with rejection, and I hate,

it feels so shitty to be saying that to you,

because of- - Yeah,

I would like her to reject me.

- Yeah. - Like finally.

I would just like HoSo to reject me

instead of keeping these vague promises.

- I think it's a little more complicated

than just telling her how it is,

because she's been my idol for so long,

and I would hate for me to say something

and that to be ruined and our friendship to be ruined,

so it's not as simple as it looks.

- You know, I want you to know that I understand

the way you feel with an extreme amount of empathy.

- I am getting a little tired

of the HoSo, Astrud, Abhora triangle.

- We're navigating it the best we can.

It's just a shitty situation,

but I'm mostly getting over her.

- I'm not here for it. I'm just not.

I just don't like hearing about this love triangle spat

constantly over and over again.

I want to be there for Abhora,

but if it just becomes a repetitive cycle,

it's gonna drive me fucking crazy.

- There's a whole lot of bullshit going on.

I'm fed up with it, fed up.

- Melissa. - Yeah?

- Let's go to the Cauldron and let's go get a shot girl.

Let's go.

♪ Kookedy dookedky ♪

- And I got some tea, I got tea.

- Watch out for trap doors! (both yell)

- [Evah] So what are you going through right now?

- [Abhora] I just know that nothing's ever gonna come of

that, and I now am fully seeing it.

- [Abhora] I have to just become a robot,

and not feel it. - Well,

it does fit the challenge, but at the same time,

at the same time, I've been in your shoes before,

and this hurt stings a lot, and I get it.

They are just going to be what they are.

- [Abhora] But I am really fucking sad.

- I wish I could take the need and ability to cry

and be upset and make it all go away,

but this is the one part that sometimes,

we have to deal with.

- [Abhora] I just hope that it doesn't turn into anger,

because I have that tendency that when I'm trying

to build up walls again that I start to do that thing

where I start- - We don't want you

to go back down that hole. - No.

[Abhora] I'm just gonna focus on healing myself.

- Yeah. - And not hurting myself.

- Because if you do, I'm gonna kick your ass.

- I know.

[Abhora] I don't have to make people feel bad

- to feel better. And it doesn't even work,

because I feel bad afterward.

- Because then we're pissed off.

- Yeah, I always regret it immediately, instantly.

- Yeah, I know. I know.

- [Abhora] I love you so much. - I love you, too, baby.

I know. (sighs)

- [Abhora] I just wish I was over this already.

Evah is my rock right now.

She is the only person who's checking on me

while I'm going through this, and the only one that cares.

- I'm going to always be there for Abhora

because that's my best friend, but at the same time,

I can't help but feel a little annoyed and frustrated

that this is such a huge distraction.

♪ Bitch ♪

- Girl, look, Erika's costume's still under here.

- Girl. - It's some bullshit.

- I'm surprised it's not, ooh, hoo.

- No, I'm really gonna go take a shot though.

- [Melissa] Bitch, go for it, go for it.

- And I had to get away from those bitches.

- So what do you feel

about that whole fucking mess in the room?

- I feel bad even talking about it,

because it is like their genuine feelings,

but I mean, come on, girl.

- I think that shit needs to fucking stop.

It's enough of it already.

- Do you think they're putting more into it

than it really is, or do you think it is like this serious?

- I think it's both. (laughs)

- I'm gonna just fuck Astrud and get it over with.

(both laugh)

- [Koco] Surprise, bitches. - Hey!

- Lo and behold, I get in the Cauldron,

and we're talking about Astrud.

- It's kinda like draining at this point,

that we have to sit here and watch them three just like-

- I feel like that's gonna be their own undoing.

If that's what they choose to feature and focus on

in this competition, 'cause at the end of the day,

are they gonna split the prize or some shit?

- I say at the end of the day, let's let them indulge

in this little relationship. - They can have it.

- Let them indulge in it, 'cause I mean,

it's making people forget shit already.

- If that's what they wanna focus on, then by all means,

distract yourselves, save me the effort.

- You know what?

Coming back to the whole relationship stuff,

you know, the week before coming here,

I had a drastic change in my life,

like the person who I married,

the person who I gave my vows to,

literally got up and left me.

Left me and told me he didn't love me,

left me and told me he didn't care about me.

- Like left? Oh my god.

- The week of. - Like left left?

- That's why I'm not wearing my ring, yeah.

And- - Like no explanation?

Just left?

- He just told me he didn't love me, he didn't care.

So he got up and left.

So a week right before coming

to the competition, literally that Monday,

my husband literally got up and left me. (sniffles)

It took me like three days to get out of bed,

three days to even eat. (cries)

- Oh my god, Melissa, you're gonna make me cry.

Stop. I'm so- - Shit.

- Go ahead, girl. Just get it out.

Get it out.

It's a lot easier to talk about things and to feel things

once you get them out, 'cause I don't feel like

you've talked about this with anybody.

You've mentioned it to me, so just get it out, girl.

- For him just to get up and leave me,

and him knowing I was gonna come here (sighs),

if it wasn't like for my drag or for the Boulet Brothers,

who knows how I would have done at home. (sobs)

It's just hard.

- [Kendra] It is, I know.

- Whatever place I land in the competition,

whenever I go, I can't even feel like

I'm gonna get home and celebrate,

'cause I'm gonna get home to an empty apartment.

Like seeing everyone around, how they all talk

about their partners and it just hits me.

I believe that things happen for a reason,

and I know I'm here just to get away from that,

and to better myself, to be a better person,

and start fresh, I guess, you can say.

- I imagine having to be subjected to seeing

a seemingly happy couple doing their thing

around her all the time could be pretty tough.

- I don't ever want you to feel like you're alone,

'cause you're not. - Absolutely not.

- You know what I mean?

And now, you're surrounded by at least me and Koco

that fucking love you and support you, you know?

- I don't wanna seem like the weak person,

'cause I'm not weak and I've been trying

to keep it together this whole fucking time I've been here

and I keep myself focused to remain in this competition

and to give it my all that I have.

- Well, with us, you can let down your wall,

but definitely put it up with the others.

I feel like Melissa's really fucking strong

to have this in the back of her head

as she's competing in this competition.

And I just hope that she's able to keep that in the back

of her head and not let that hinder her in this competition.

This is Melissa, you know what I mean?

Right here, this is what they wanna see

on the runway, so just use this as fuel, sis.

Like fucking blaze the fucking runway.

- You know, what can we do? It's life.

So just, you're gonna be thrown with curveballs

left and right and you just gotta go with it

and keep pushing, you know?

It's not the end of the world.

You're still living, you're still on your two feet,

and I just gotta be thankful that I'm here.

- I feel like all three of us, we need to be top looks.

That's all it is.

I wanna send those bitches home.

I wanna look in their eyes as they fall

through the trap door.

- Well, one thing I can guarantee you

is we ain't ever gonna send them bitches home

if we don't get these looks done.

- True. - That part.

- So let's get our asses in there.

- Let's get to work. - Let's do it,

let's do it, let's do it.

- Rock it to it, baby. - Feel it.

♪ Legs, hips, and body, -ody, ♪

(trio laughs)

(ethereal introspective music)

- So my inspiration for the challenge this week

is Ghidorah, which is a three-headed space Hydra.

This is actually a decorative wall mount

that I busted a hole through,

and it got a little damaged on the way over here,

but we're just kinda pivoting,

and turning it into battle damage.

So I'm going in with an adhesive caulk to just fill in

some of the gaps here, and just start filling it in

with this "Suspiria" red paint to really create

that brightness that you would see

in Godzilla films from the '60s and '70s.

(ethereal introspective music)

- My inspiration for this week is deep space cosmic horror.

I want it to look super biological,

like I've been infected by this alien,

until it's just like a parasite or something.

And so, I've created this texture out of cobwebs and latex.

For the base of this garment, I've created it

out of this material that they use for screen doors.

It's sort of spirals a little bit as it hangs.

It creates this really voluminous,

high amount of movement in the garment.

I want them to move with my body,

and to complement the performance.

Beep-boop, bop-boop, moo-beep-boop,

dee-dat-doo-dee, dat-doo, doo.

(ethereal introspective music)

- I've taken inspiration from the ophanim and the seraphim,

and I sort of combined them together into this angel eater.

I'm using a lot of chains in my look

to build this story that this is a creature

that can't be held back.

That's the truly horrific thing about cosmic horror,

is that you're powerless to this higher entity.

I'm gonna use some of this chain to obscure the wiring

to make it look less like hokey, I hope.

(bright introspective music)

- Beep-bop, beep-bop. (snarl)

(group laughs)

My inspiration this week is "The Thing."

So I really wanted to showcase

the special effects in this one.

I'm just trying to get the morphing of the humanoid

into the alien. Very slimy and gross, and just blegh.

I will be adding two pairs of lashes to this look.

- It will never be enough!

(ethereal introspective music)

- My inspiration this week is sex work from the future.

So I was gonna use this aluminum foil to kinda like bring

an an element of trash/filth to this look,

'cause it's kinda clean for my taste,

but it just didn't seem to mesh well for me,

so now all I got is this whole roll of funky-ass tinfoil.

- Ooh, we should make tinfoil hats.

- I'm here for it. - Yeah?

- A little cracky, but you know.

(light, whimsical music)

(light, whimsical music continues)

- This is stupid, but I kinda love it,

'cause everyone's having fun.

(light, whimsical music continues)

- I think this is the dumbest thing I've ever done,

but it has to be one of the funnest moments

I've ever had here.

So my inspiration for my tinfoil hat

is a Teletubby toilet bowl. - Period!

So as you can see, it hooks up in the back,

and pop that thing in the front, you know what I'm saying,

and I'm using aluminum foil to bring this into existence.

- I'm using a mix of mediums of tinfoil

and tinfoil, shiny and non-shiny mediums.

- My inspiration is tinfoil.

- Um, my inspiration is lazy craftsmanship,

and also tinfoil.

- All right, nebulous divas,

who do we think has the best tinfoil hat?

- Me!

- Teletubby toilet bowl wins, bitches.

(group cheers) - Congratulations.

- But the day's over, you guys.

Let's bounce out this motherfucking-

- Let's do it. - Boudoir!

(upbeat music)

Bye, motherfuckers.

(upbeat music)

(clock ticking)

(eerie music) (Boulet Brothers cackling)

- All righty, floorshow day, y'all.

- All right, ladies.

We are ready for floorshow.

Today is the floorshow, and I am ready to put the drama

from yesterday behind me.

- Sister, how are you feeling today?

- You know what?

I feel good.

I appreciate you and Koco being there for me yesterday.

I think that literally lit up a fire under my fucking ass.

I'm ready to fucking give

all this motherfucking negative energy

to this motherfucker right here.

- To this look.

- To this, right herss. (caws)

- I'm glad you feel better. - Thank you.

- Let me block these motherfucking eyebrows.

- Me too, bitch.

I need to get ready. - Girl.

- The way I'm gonna move forward in this competition

is I'm gonna use all the negativity,

turn it into positivity.

There's no stopping me.

I'm gonna keep going and going and going.

- Yeah, after yesterday, I'm feeling pretty good

going into this challenge, but I was kind of getting

in my head a little bit about it.

I just wanna make sure that we're good.

- No, we're cooler than the other side of the pillow, girl.

- Yeah.

- If you ever think I'm annoyed, trust,

if I haven't told you anything, I'm not.

I'm very, very communicative.

- There's plenty of words to roll around in.

(all laughing)

- I can't really concentrate on this week's challenge

because I'm dealing with a heartbreak,

and everyone's laughing and having fun and carrying on,

and I don't see anyone even notice that I'm upset.

I'm feeling very focused, I'm feeling very...

Um....excited,

and I just wanna get it done.

- Did something happen, girl?

- [Victoria] You don't sound very excited.

- Nothing's externally happened.

I'm just processing a lot of feelings, and um.

- 'Cause last time we talked, it seemed like you were cool,

and now, all of a sudden.

- Well, I think that this is just something

that I have to work through.

It's not anyone's issue but mine so.

- Okay. - I'm just gonna.

- All right. - Work on it.

- If you need anything, we're here, girl.

- [Abhora] Okay.

- I want to help make this better,

but I feel like there's nothing that I can say

that's going to help her.

- Those three are running me ragged

with the love triangle thing. - Yeah.

- Like it's so exhausting just hearing about it.

- But I mean. - Honestly,

at this point, a bitch gotta pull out

her handy dandy notebook to keep notes about all the drama,

'cause every day, there's something new,

and it's complicated, mama, I'm telling you.

- Abhora's definitely becoming a lot more serious,

a lot less fun, but right now, I just need her to focus.

Hey. - Hey.

- How you doing?

(Abhora grumbles)

I know, I'm just checking in. - Thanks.

- [Evah] Yeah.

- This is what I'm talking about.

You say one thing.

- Those three are running me ragged

with the love triangle thing. - Yeah.

- And you say another to the other person,

like girl, what's up?

- You don't really hide it very well.

- No, I'm not going to hide it,

but I'm also not going to make it anyone's problem but mine.

- Just as long as you're staying focused.

- Yeah, that's all I can do to keep

from completely just shutting down,

is to just do the next thing I have to do,

maybe in the next day, or the next day after that,

I'll feel less and less shitty

and I'll get back to being fun and rambunctious,

but right now, fun me is gone.

I can't be that person today. - All right.

That's fair.

- I don't feel like joking around right now.

I'm too hurt.

- I'm gonna give you some space, but mwah.

Just yeah.

Get in your game face.

(Abhora sighs)

(upbeat techno music)

(upbeat techno music continues)

(tense, suspenseful music)

(group groans)

- Damn it. - Here we go.

- Attention. - Let's go.

- Time to get into the space shuttle.

- [Announcer] The floor show is about to begin.

- Okay. - Oh.

- All right. - Back it up, back it up,

back it up, back up. - Please make your way

to the main stage. (dramatic music)

(tense music)

(tense, suspenseful music)

♪ "Boulet Brothers Entrance Theme" ♪

(eerie music)

- Welcome to deep space, uglies.

- Some of the most horrifying films, comic books,

novels, and more have come from the cosmic combination

of science fiction and horror.

- We've asked our remaining artists to use

their drag skills to create original, otherworldly looks

based on the science fiction horror theme.

- Here to help us judge tonight's floorshow

is an actor who knows exactly how to portray

an otherworldly creature.

He's the star of "The Dark Knight,"

"Ant-Man," "The Suicide Squad" and "Dune."

The one and only, David Dastmalchian.

David, darling, welcome to the dark side of the moon.

- Well, the dark side of the moon

is the best side of the moon,

and it's always the preferred way

to transform into a werewolf, as I say.

- (chuckling) Thank you so much for being here.

- A monstrous honor to be joining you here,

as we descend into hell for the festivities.

- And our next judge is an extraterrestrial

recording artist, actress and drag superstar

in her own right, the indomitable Alaska Thunderfuck 5000.

Alaska, you truly are our favorite martian,

and thank you for being here.

- Martian, martian, martian. (Boulet Brothers laugh)

Oh my god, it's so nice to be here.

(suspenseful music)

- And now, without further ado, let's dim the lights.

- Start the music.

- And let the floorshow begin.

(dramatic music)

(electronic crackling)

(upbeat music)

(electronic whirring)

(upbeat music)

(eerie electronic music) (signal warbling)

(eerie electronic music)

(singers vocalizing in foreign language)

(eerie electronic music)

(singers vocalizing in foreign language)

(eerie electronic music)

(singers vocalizing in foreign language)

(eerie electronic music)

(upbeat techno music)

(electronic skipping)

(upbeat techno music)

(tense, electronic techno music)

(eerie warbling)

(cannon explosion)

(tense, suspenseful music)

(singers vocalizing in foreign language)

(eerie electronic music) (creature screaming)

(eerie electronic music)

(upbeat techno music)

(eerie techno music)

(eerie techno music continues)

(eerie techno music)

(electronic warbling)

- Bitch, Grandmother bitch!

Mm.

What do you want?!?

I'm out with the girls.

I'm going to the Protozoa concert later.

Grandmother Bitch said it was fine.

It's her fucking money!

You know she's your fucking mother!

Bitch, bitch, Grandmother Bitch!

(eerie music)

(eerie techno music)

(eerie, warbling music)

(metallic scraping)

(eerie, warbling techno music)

(eerie warbling music) (metallic scraping)

(eerie, warbling techno music)

(metallic clacking)

(eerie techno music)

(suspenseful music)

(upbeat techno music)

(electronic skipping)

(upbeat techno music)

(electronic skipping)

(light techno music)

(eerie techno music)

(eerie, warbling music)

(eerie, warbling techno music)

(tense music)

(tense, suspenseful music)

(electronic skipping)

(upbeat techno music)

(eerie, warbling techno music)

(singers vocalizing in foreign language)

(dramatic music)

(eerie piano music) (wind whooshing)

(eerie music)

- How incredible was that floorshow?

- Absolutely the best so far this season.

- I agree.

- And what a huge array of drag we saw.

- Yes. - So many different influences

from East and West, some funny, some sexy,

some absolutely horrifying.

So good.

- Today is going to be very difficult to judge.

- Let's begin with Astrud.

I loved Astrud's look. - Yes.

- It was primordial, cosmic,

it was horrifying and fashionable.

This was probably the best Astrud has looked this season.

- I do think her presentation and her performance

is still wild as hell.

Last time, she was doing those crazy vogues,

and this time, she was just going like bezerk.

- [Swanthula] Look, she's a primordial agent of chaos,

and that's what you do

when you are a primordial agent of chaos.

- I think she just needs to memorize like two

or three moves, though, before the floorshows,

'cause I almost see her like cross-eyed in her head

and just start going crazy.

Astrud has really come into her own,

but the presentation, I think, suffered tonight.

- I think Melissa really listened to us last week.

- And you know, that bodysuit, this was not like

a mail order bodysuit.

This was something she had custom printed,

and then she hand-stoned millions of stones on that outfit.

That's Melissa Befierce.

- If Melissa Befierce is gonna hunt

the galaxy for extraterrestrials, she's gonna do it

in her most glamorous way possible.

It was glamour, glamour, glamour.

- That's what she does.

- I wanna talk about Erika, because for me,

Erika was unrecognizable.

She came out and showed us a look that I did not think

she was capable of.

- This is the kinda drag that I've been wanting

Erika to do since her season.

Her look was lacking a certain level of craftsmanship.

The pants were like a drop crotch,

but they were high waisted,

and it didn't really blend with the shirt,

so I just think there were some issues there.

All right, so let's talk about Evah.

Evah won last week. - Mm-hmm.

- And tonight, she showed up, and I feel like

she was sort of weak.

What do you think?

- I think winning one week and then showing up

not at your best the next week is a deadly trap

that many competitors have fallen into before.

- Ask Astrud. - Exactly.

- Just ask Astrud.

It's a load of crap, it's a load of shit.

(both laughing)

She came in on a broom last week.

This week, she's got a mop.

Next week, she's gonna fly in on a fucking Roomba.

Like.

- Evah is obsessed with clean floors.

- I think she is. - Whether they're in

a witch house in the woods or in outer space.

- She wants to clean the stage bad.

- The floor is gonna be spotless.

- Here's my problem with Evah's look.

This was a pre-painted, mail-order costume.

You are on "The Boulet Brothers' Dragula: Titans"

for a $100,000 grand prize and you're ordering

your costumes in the mail?

I don't like that.

Okay, so let's talk about Abhora.

- I was so conflicted, because we were talking

about Biblical angels, but it just missed the mark.

- [Dracmorda] On one hand,

I think it's extremely fashionable,

but when you compare it to everybody else,

it could've been any theme, really.

- I agree. - How can you put

someone like that in the bottom, though?

It's like, okay, your look could end up

on a Paris runway, but on the other hand,

it doesn't really fit the challenge.

So what do you do with that?

- It's hard to punish that level of beautiful.

- This is a competition, and you have to figure out

how you can express your art but still meet the criteria

of what's being asked of you.

- Exactly.

- All right, so Kendra tonight, once again,

did an amazing performance.

- Grandmother Bitch! - Had lines.

- Grandmother Bitch!

I think I'm gonna be saying that for the rest of the season.

- She had so much going on,

but the look was very, very pedestrian.

I love Kendra, and I think she adds so much

to the Dragula family.

She's such a great performer,

but in this competition setting, it doesn't seem

like she puts enough emphasis on the look.

- I couldn't agree more.

What a tough decision.

- Is Abhora done?

- Given one more chance,

it would be the last chance to give.

- I mean, how many times do you have to drop someone

through a trap door before you actually say goodbye to them?

- But then again, Kendra was also up there

last week, as well. - That's right,

and we told her, you need to up your look and she didn't.

- Well, I feel like we could talk about this all night,

but we have some fabulous judges here tonight to join us,

so I think it's time we blast off into judgment.

(both making whooshing sound) (electronic whooshing)

- I love how we made a sound effect,

like anyone can fucking hear it.

(both laughing)

So stupid.

(suspenseful music)

- Welcome back to the holodeck, uglies,

and thank you all for a truly intergalactic experience.

- As always, I wanna remind you that we are not here

to judge your drag.

Drag is art and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag

as it relates to this competition and the challenges

we've put before you.

- Now Melissa and Erika,

(suspenseful music)

you two are safe this week.

You may now leave the stage, enter warp speed,

and head directly to the Cauldron,

where you can enjoy some plutonium wine

before your siblings join you there

for a gigantic argument of galactic proportions.

(group laughs)

Before you go, though, really quickly, Erika,

you should feel very proud of yourself.

- Very strong. - Thank you.

If I can't even crack the safe category

with all the work that I've put in,

my confidence is just a little shaken.

- The remaining aliens on stage represent the highest

and lowest scoring looks of the night,

and our judges would like to give you a little feedback.

- Let's start with Koco.

- Koco, I'm obsessed with this blaster.

I loved when you rode it like a bull.

It was really, really visual.

You're really, really pretty and bodacious,

and I think you're sickening.

- I'm also obsessed with the blaster,

'cause everybody can relate to needing

to do a little face check

before you're about to commit mass murder.

You gave everything that was needed,

and it was brilliant.

- Whatever planet it is that you're come from,

I want to spend some time there.

I gotta say, you look like you stepped off the cover

of a Heavy Metal magazine.

It was incredible.

- You gave the sexiest, most sultry performance

of the entire show so far.

- She definitely mistook sci-fi horror for sci-fi whore.

- The fact that you made that gun in like three hours

out of random things, I love that.

I love that kind of drag.

That's what we wanna celebrate and elevate,

so well done. - Thank you.

- Let's talk about Abhora.

- Abhora, I feel like there's a great idea

that was just held in a little too much.

By the time you dug into just gnawing on that dove,

I was like, starting to really get it.

Sadly, for me, that was at the end of the performance.

- I thought the story of this was really quite clear.

It was like a clown that was at the circus,

and it was her turn to get dinner,

so she went and trapped a pheasant.

- I'm so glad that that came through.

(group laughs) - It did.

It was clear.

- I think I did it again.

I overcomplicated this challenge.

My head is spinning, and I feel like

I'm bad at the Vomitorium.

- Narrowing your scope so that you hit the target

should be your number one goal,

because I think firing out with all that creativity

is amazing, but if you don't hit the target

at a bullseye, then did you even really fire?

You're not even in the running.

- Abhora, I really hope that you go into fashion design

after this competition, because some of the stuff

I've seen so far, while it might not have hit the mark

on the challenge, it's incredible.

You're such an incredible artist.

How can you take that and reign it in,

and focus like a laser beam on what the challenge is?

But I don't want you to take these critiques

as anything to diminish your artistic ability

or your sense of style, because it's very up there.

- Once again, I don't really know what Abhora is.

So I'm, you tell me what she is.

I don't know. (laughs)

- I don't know if it's her creativity

or her not comprehending the challenges,

but something's fucking her up.

- Abhora's not too creative.

She's just too pretentious.

- Now let's move on to HoSo.

- HoSo, you not only met my very high expectations,

you exceeded them.

What you bring to the table is always eye-popping

and mind-blowing, and I am here for it.

- I don't know how you do this.

(HoSo laughs)

As scary and terrifying and gruesome as it is,

you're also like strangely pretty.

- Aw. - Like so cute and pretty.

I love this tulle down the one leg.

Like I wanna wear all of this.

I think you're cool.

- Thank you.

- HoSo, I think this was such a unique take

on science fiction horror,

and you nailed the challenge right on the head.

- Ayy!

- I think your craftsmanship is excellent.

It's a fresh take on science fiction horror,

and I appreciate it. - Thank you.

- With all this going on, you still see HoSo.

You see the HoSo paint, you see the HoSo hair,

but pulled forward into the 23rd century.

It was just really fun to watch you do this,

and I think it's fantastic.

- Thank you so much.

- Let's talk about Victoria.

- Victoria, holy... can we curse?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Fucking shit. (group laughs)

This is it to me, this is magic.

This is "Slither" meets "The Thing".

It's just so powerful,

and it tells a really intriguing story.

Excellent work. Thank you.

- Your silhouette was so horrifying,

so even before we saw the look,

we knew it was gonna be special,

and I couldn't tell when you were so inverted

if the head was a prosthetic,

where you were gonna come out of the chest cavity.

I mean, literally, when I'm walking a Victoria Black show,

I don't know what's going to happen.

The rules of physics bend around you,

and this look was no exception.

It was really special to watch, sick,

and grotesque in all the best ways possible.

- Oh come on.

So we're supposed to compete with Universal Studios?

- On your season, I felt like we would give you

these challenges and you would knock them out of the park,

but what we kept missing was Victoria, right?

So it'd be like, be a witch, and you'd be like

a literal witch. (Victoria laughs)

But I'm happy to say I am seeing Victoria

in everything so far, and I think you did a fantastic job.

- [Victoria] Thank you so, so much.

- I marvel at your flexibility.

Like when I'm in drag, this is as far as I can go.

- [Boulets] Exactly, same. - And anytime you can work

flats into a look. (claps softly)

Brava.

- I couldn't have imagined doing it in heels.

- Let's move onto Evah.

- Well, drag is art, and art is subjective,

and I subjectively think this is really good.

(suspenseful music)

Your body movements were so specific

and so accurate and precise,

and this is why I'm scared of AI.

- I really loved it.

It was like "Heartbeeps" meets

"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" a little bit

with the design and look,

but something that really stood out to me

was the way you used your eyes.

It was really chilling, it was really haunting.

It was really powerful.

- Thank you.

I appreciate that, thank you.

- Evah, this is a season of titans.

It is the best of the best, and you're competing

for a $100,000 prize, and you are wearing

a mail-order bodysuit.

You all should not be wearing store-bought pieces like that,

in my opinion.

- Heard, thank you.

- I think the performance was fantastic.

I think the look was lacking cohesion.

The bodysuit looks very cybernetic and modern.

The armor kind of looks medieval.

We know you're capable of excellence,

so I want excellence every week.

- Absolutely.

- Let's move on to Kendra.

- Grandmother Bitch, please give her whatever she wants.

(group laughs)

I love the purple from head to toe,

I just, I wanted more.

More goop.

- It was gonna be, I was just my original idea

was a little too racy for TV.

- Ah-ha.

- They were gonna go in.

- Oh. (laughs)

- That would've been slimy.

(group laughs)

- I love that you took us on journey,

and I've had that conversation in the mall so many times.

Send the confirmation number, please.

- Period. (laughs)

- Kendra, I love your performances.

Like you are so at home on the stage,

but the looks absolutely have to be there,

and I think they might be a little bit lacking

compared to your fellow competitors this week.

- You can't win with personality and performance alone.

The looks have to be there, too.

So you kind of have to figure out what you're missing

and step those elements up, just like I said last week.

- You look like you were about to perform

in West Hollywood, girl.

Like it just wasn't sci-fi horror.

- The horror aspect of my character

was that she need her fucking money,

and it's horrible that she ain't go it.

(suspenseful music)

- Moving on to Astrud.

- I didn't like this.

I loved it!

- (gasps) Oh!

- I've always wanted to do that.

(group laughs)

Even in just the silhouette and you were crouched

in the smoke, it was still telling a story.

The way these tendrils just slowly moved,

I just thought it was a really, really strong,

gorgeous, filmic performance.

It was beautiful.

- Astrud, I am impressed.

(Astrud laughs nervously)

You did a great job.

This is very well done. - Thank you.

- Yeah, the level of artistry and craftsmanship on this

is excellent.

I feel like you've really upped your skills

since your season.

- Astrud, I adore this look.

I love the story, I love the color.

To me, I see a thonic, primordial agent of chaos.

It's asymmetric and unfinished.

It makes me question why did you make

the choices that you did, and just as an artist,

I love having to question that.

- I felt like you were this H.R. Geiger creature

from a sub-oceanic labyrinth that had risen up

to take revenge on humanity,

and I just wanted some more slime.

- I think that my critiques are going

pretty flawlessly, so I'm ready to win a challenge.

- It's time to announce the winner of tonight's challenge.

(suspenseful music)

HoSo, congratulations, darling.

You have won the challenge.

- Yes!

Fuck yeah!

Holy shit, I won the sci-fi challenge.

This is like the dream for me.

I cannot believe it happened.

- However...

(tense music)

Tonight, we are having a science fiction double feature.

Victoria, congratulations, you have also won the challenge.

(Victoria exclaims) - Yes, bitch.

Yes.

- The two of you may now head back to your home worlds.

- Well, that was fucking unexpected.

I didn't expect to be winning as well as HoSo, so...

Gagula!

(suspenseful music)

- Astrud and Koco, you are also both

among the top scoring this week.

Congratulations.

You may also leave the stage.

(eerie, suspenseful music)

- Work. - You better work, bitch.

Good job. - Fuck.

- Evah. (tense music)

While your look failed to launch,

we're not ready to shoot you into the sun quite yet.

You are safe and may leave the stage.

- Thank you. (suspenseful music)

- Kendra and Abhora, unfortunately,

that means you are both up for elimination this week.

We're going to release you to the Cauldron,

and we'll call you back to the stage once we have reached

a final verdict. (tense music)

(suspenseful music)

- All righty, time for a cocktail.

- I should stay over Abhora,

because I mean, clearly I'm a fucking alien.

What is she? Again?

- I find that in every challenge,

I try to stand out by being different,

but then, I'm close to elimination every time.

- I feel like if you thought less

about what would make you different and focus more

about what made you you and applied it to the theme,

you would blow your own fucking mind, as well as theirs.

- Kendra, how you feeling, sis?

What's going on? - I mean,

at the end of the day, I feel like me and Abhora

have the exact same track record.

- But Abhora was exterminated, so I don't know.

I feel like it could go either way.

If given the chance to stay,

I think Kendra could apply the critiques

to elevate the look.

It just seems like she, too, is in her head right now.

- I always cry, oh my god.

I just don't know what more to do.

- I think that's how a lot of us are feeling right now.

- I totally feel you, because look at me last week.

Like I was at the top, and now I am licking

the bottom's ass right now.

- Try actually being safe and two weeks

in a row, not hearing

really much of anything. - Yeah.

- Oh, I'm so sorry you're safe this week.

That's a huge bummer.

- I don't really know why people are mad,

necessarily, when they're safe.

I'd be happy just to get by if you're not up

to everyone else's par.

- I mean, you guys should feel really thankful

that you have these types of specific,

pinpointed critiques, 'cause I mean,

like I'm thankful to be in the top again this week,

but I'm also a little bit bothered,

because this is the second time I've been in the top,

but then I still don't win.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

this moment brought to you by Astrud.

- Okay, so I literally won ("The Star-Spangled Banner")

the first challenge of season 4.

I'm trying to make all my looks on the same level

of that xenomorph, if not higher.

I thought a lot about what I wanted out of this competition

and what I was searching for coming back here.

I have people come up to me all the time,

and say, "Astrud, I didn't know that you are a fun,

"enjoyable person to be around."

I want the chance to tour.

I have never left the country.

Been top, safe, top.

The amount of times I see myself get called a brat

on the internet, well I set that bar

really, really low for myself.

This is a fucking titans season.

The artistry here is, you know, it makes sense,

your explanation as to why you're not wearing heels.

It hurts every time.

It fucking stabs me like a knife,

and you wouldn't even have to lose the gown,

because I am not a brat.

- You do got bratty behavior, though.

- And you know, if this was a competition

for like special effects makeup,

there's no way I'd be able to compete

with somebody like Victoria.

- Thank you for tuning in again.

- I feel really unimportant right now,

because we're both about to have our fates decided,

and they don't care. (laughs)

- I don't think they don't care.

It's just everybody's watching their own back.

- [Abhora] That's something that I'm just learning now.

- I've constantly been going back and forth

to Abhora nonstop to make sure that they're okay,

but right now, just because of how I placed this week,

I need to worry about myself for once.

- You're a true friend.

- Yeah, I'm a genuine-ass person.

Like you know what I mean?

- Yeah, I'm learning to hold my tongue now,

so that I don't get myself in trouble,

but I'm generally honest, as well.

- I think you should come over here so that we have

the last moments over together.

- Yeah, come guys. - Come over here, you guys.

- Oh, we didn't wanna interrupt your-

- You're not interrupting. - Come, come, come.

- No one cares we're even in the room.

They're just a bunch of self-absorbed brats.

- Well, Kendra, if, by some ungodly reason,

you take your Black ass home today,

I will be highly disappointed, because...

(Koco choking)

- No, don't die to get out of it.

(group laughs)

- Right? (laughs)

- No, that's the oldest trick in the book. (laughs)

- I really want Kendra to stay,

because I feel like there's so much more to show.

- Okay.

- Based off of the critiques that I heard,

I think that Kendra's going home.

A lot of people weren't there for those critiques,

but at the same time, that is just how I feel.

- [Victoria] I'm going to have to agree with Evah on this.

- Drink up.

- I just want you to know I love you to death,

but I have a feeling you're going.

- I don't want Abhora to go home.

I obviously don't want you to go home, either.

I don't need to tell everyone that I'm an Abhora fangirl.

Abhora is the most inspiring artist that I've ever seen

living on this earth.

- So basically, no matter who's in the bottom with her,

you'll always be Abhora.

- Probably. - Basically.

- Okay. - At this point,

I feel like she put herself up for extermination,

if it was between her and Abhora.

- I think Abhora's going home.

I have nothing to say to you.

I just, ooh.

- Breathe. - I really hate saying this,

but I just think that your- - Astrud.

- Sense of ego is like, is what is doing you in right now.

- (whispers) Astrud. - Do you try things

and you think they're gonna work

only because you think that other people around you

are going to provide a cushion for your fall.

Abhora has absolutely no confidence.

To me, lack of confidence and ego are directly correlated.

- Abhora, you've been getting a lot in your head lately.

You kinda looked so defeated.

You're gonna go home because I feel like

you're not 100% here.

- I have to agree with Melissa, Abhora.

I hate to say it, but like,

I don't know if you're prepared fully.

- Thanks, everyone.

(suspenseful music)

I'm fucking pissed.

Fucking cunts. (tense music)

- Abhora's just not helping herself at all.

Maybe this is her time to go.

- You better hope I fall through that trapdoor, then.

(tense music)

- Honestly, after what she just said,

she better hope she the one

that goes through them trap doors.

- My blood is boiling.

This is unbelievable.

This bitch has balls.

- It's exactly what you were talking about.

- Exactly.

- This stuff, yeah, that's the ego.

I'm done.

I'm not gonna, whatever.

Don't stay here and fucking tell me that shit.

The fuck? (suspenseful music)

(tense, eerie music)

(film clacking)

(eerie music)

- Kendra and Abhora, welcome back.

We have made our final determination.

(suspenseful music)

Please ascend the Staircase of Souls behind you,

to the Ghostly Gallery,

where your final fate will be decided.

(suspenseful music)

- If I had to listen to the entire cast,

I'd say that I was going home tonight.

I really thought I was gonna win this challenge,

and here I am, walking the Staircase of Souls again.

- This time feels a lot different.

I'm extremely nervous as I walk up these steps.

I didn't feel like I was going home over Yovska,

but I could potentially be going home over Abhora this time.

(suspenseful music)

- Kendra.

(eerie screaming)

(Abhora yells)

You have been banished back to the underworld.

- Abhora, you have been spared.

For you and the rest of your fellow competitors,

the Battle of the Titans continues.

(suspenseful music)

- Pleasant dreams, darlings.

(both cackle menacingly)

(dramatic music)

(cackling echoes ominously) (dramatic music)

(thunder booms)

(dramatic music)