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Hello?
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Barry, my bud,
we just wanted to check-in
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before our jet blasts off.
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We're trusting you with
the house while we're gone,
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- honey.
- Just use your best judgment.
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I judge these canapes to be delicious.
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And easy to say.
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Canapes.
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Easy on the tongue,
in two different ways.
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Check it out! For our quiet night in,
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I made "kuh-nap-plops"... dammit!
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Barry, baby, "quiet night-in"?
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"Kuhnapplops"?
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What are you talking about?
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We got your parents'
house to ourselves...
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Your parents' party house.
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And Steve and Toshi
leave tomorrow to pitch
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their bowties for babies idea
on "Shark Tank."
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We gotta party.
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It's true, Barry. We must party.
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- This mini fridge is stocked with energy drinks.
- No way.
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Those are my parents'
"freak fuels" for sex time.
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- They're off limits.
- And...
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your dad's hifi stereo
is begging to be played.
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Absolutely off limits!
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My dad loves his stereo
more than poonani!
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His words!
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Barry, nothing's off limits.
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Nothing? But why?
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Because you're Barry.
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You're a pushover, dude.
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It's like what we love most about you.
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Steve, show Barry what I mean.
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You guuuuys.
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♪ You can do it,
let me show you how to do it ♪
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♪ You can do it,
let me show you how to do it ♪
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♪ You can do it,
let me show you how to do it ♪
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♪ Push, push ♪
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♪ Push, push ♪
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My dad's speakers!
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Barry, chill, it's not that bad...
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Nope, these are ruined forever.
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Snot, I need you to run
damage control on this one.
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"Shark Tank Junior" has a strict
"no bad boys" policy,
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so Tosh and I gotta distance ourselves
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from this cluster[BLEEP].
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Is that true, Toshi?
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N-n-n-n-no,
Toshi doesn't really talk anymore.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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We're-trusting-you-with-the-house-Barry.
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Use-your-best-judgement-Barry.
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You're-so-screwed-Barry!
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Barry, get your head out of the speaker!
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You're right, Snot.
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My head should be in the oven!
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I'm gonna kill myself
before my dad kills me!
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Hey, no one's killing Barry, Barry.
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Look, I searched Craigslist
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and found the exact same model speakers.
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Restored JCL 100s.
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No way!
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There's dinner rolls in here.
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Just text the guy.
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"Hi. I'm interested in the
speakers you have for sale."
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Now we wait.
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"I heard you want
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to buy some speakers."
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Now we go.
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Uh, I'm not sure
that's your best look, Stan.
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What? Why?
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'Cause one of your balls just came out.
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Oh, my God.
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My old wrestling singlet is
my most athletic garment.
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And I'll need it if I'm
finally going to execute
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a standing backflip.
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Since when have you wanted to flip?
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Oh [BLEEP] you, Francine!
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You know I've always
wanted to do a backflip!
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Pfft, 'kay. Whatever. Do a flip.
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A backflip.
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Today it's stretching, flexibility,
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and strength training.
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Okay.
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Now it's both balls.
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Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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You're a cool dad, Stan.
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Well, this is it. Ring the bell.
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I was peepin' through my peephole!
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Name's Wally Wrobel, but call me Wrobel.
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Um, I'm Snot, and this is Barry.
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Mind if I call you both Wrobel?
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Gah, just effin' ya...
I mean effin' with ya.
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I'm an audiophile,
not a pedophile for cryin' out loud!
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Get in here,
all my neighbors are pedophiles.
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So, which boy
is interested in my speakers?
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That'd be me. Boy Barry.
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Watch where you're walkin'.
I got speaker parts all over the place.
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Last thing I need is one of you
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steppin' on a woofer.
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Dammit, now I'm stepping on woofers.
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Oh, well.
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I guess as long as you buy my speakers,
no harm no foul.
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You are a serious buyer, aren't you?
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Yes?
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Phew. Good.
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I don't like people wasting my time,
kicking tires.
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This is Khaleesi.
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She also only likes serious buyers.
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Aah!
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Khaleesi, huh? Cool.
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- Like from "Game of Thrones"?
- Never heard of it.
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I'm more of a "Big Bang" guy myself.
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It's what inspired me
to live in an apartment.
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Well, here they are.
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My JCL 100s.
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A lot of blood, sweat, and tears
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went into restoring these babies.
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They look great.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for saying that.
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Now for the demo.
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Sit, sit.
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So what did you bring to listen to?
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Uh, I didn't bring anything.
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Aah!
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I suppose I can dig
something up for you.
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I feel stupid for even asking,
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but you guys are huge Rush fans, yes?
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♪ I get up at 7:00, yeah,
and I go to work at 9:00... ♪
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He's staring at us.
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Maybe I should just tell
my dad what happened.
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No, we're almost home free!
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Ah! Yeah!
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Love that energy!
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♪ A lot better than I think I am ♪
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♪ I guess that's why... ♪
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I think I hear some fuzz
from the left speaker.
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- My dad would...
- Whatcha chattin' about?
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How rad my speakers are?
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Yup! Well, thanks so much.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Demo's not over.
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You just gotta hear it on cassette.
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♪ Well,
they call me the workin' man ♪
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♪ I guess that's what I am ♪
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May I offer you a craft ice cube,
Mrs. S?
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Interesting shape, Jeff.
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Is this an octohedral-dodecahedron?
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It's Olaf, the funny snowman
from the Princess show.
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Mmm. Makes my vodka and
squirt nice and cold.
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I read that the secret to
executing a standing backflip
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is building up loads of arm-momentum.
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Boo! You're flipping on grass?
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Flip on the concrete, nerd!
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Hayley's right. I need more at stake.
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Concrete flip it is.
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I can't believe it!
I got the whole thing on tape!
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That first backflip tasted so good,
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I think I might have one more!
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Yay!
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Aaaaaaah!
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Oof!
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Oh, I forgot to put the tape in.
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You've gotta do that all again, Stan.
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♪ They call me the workin' man ♪
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I'm doin' a dang demo!
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Aah!
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D'you see that? Bird's crazy.
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So what do you think, boy Barry?
We got a deal?
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Well, you did do
a really nice job on these.
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- But...
- But you want me to throw in this katana?
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You look like a sword guy. Eeeee-ya!
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I could cut your head clean off.
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Aah!
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Listen. Mr. Wrobel,
Barry just needs some time to think.
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Tell you what.
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How 'bout you run down to Starbucks,
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talk it over and call me in 20 minutes?
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Yeah, yeah. We'll call ya.
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In 20 minutes.
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Yeah.
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Let's go.
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When we get to Starbucks, just run in.
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We only got 20 minutes.
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Pull the car over.
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Barry, you're not buying
speakers from that lunatic
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because I just found new in-box
JCL 100s cheaper on eBay.
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- But I said I was a serious buyer.
- Who cares?
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You're a pushover.
You're gonna do whatever you're told.
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Go on.
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Oh, Wrobel's facetiming me.
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Get your fat ass back
here and buy my speakers.
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- Okay.
- Barry, we're not going back.
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- Wouldn't dream of it.
- Barry, turn that car around.
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Ten-four!
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- No way!
- You got it.
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- Get back here!
- Away we go!
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- Keep going!
- Yes, sir!
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- Turn!
- Heading to you!
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Just hang up!
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You smarmy piece of garbage!
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You were never a serious buyer!
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If that speaker has even
one scratch on it...
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you're a dead man!
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Step on it!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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So, I set up the other guy's speakers
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we found on eBay,
and I don't think my dad
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notices they're different.
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I guess I'm in the clear.
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Alright, I'll pass it on to Schmuley.
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And this is his fat friend?
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- Yup!
- Barry!
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Can you come out here a minute?
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I gotta go, baby!
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We need to talk, mister.
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You are in big, big...
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- congratulations zone.
- What?
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I'm proud of you for keeping
the house in one piece.
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Have a blast of air
as a little thank you.
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Freak Fuel's
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all accounted for too.
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And starting to kick in.
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How 'bout you quit
making love to that HiFi,
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Teddy Bear,
and funnel one of these bad boys
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into your dick hole?
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Hmm. Looks like somebody had a long,
nasty, dank-ass slip.
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It was me, Doc.
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Nasty as they come.
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Do you mind? I'm talking to the slipper.
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Says here an oddly-shaped piece of ice
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was responsible for this incredible,
incredible slip.
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Would you say it looked
something like this?
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Yeah.
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Except a little bit up on this side,
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and a little bit down on that side.
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Of course.
That would lead to infinite slip!
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Not that I care,
it's just that would be very interesting
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to someone who devoted their whole life
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to the science of slipping.
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Dr. Slippy? Get away from my patient!
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No problem.
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I think I got everything I needed.
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Anyway.
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Stan, I have horrible news.
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You will never walk again.
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- Oh, God...
- Do you mind?
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Because of the nature of your fall,
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you will only be able
to backflip from now on.
257
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:48,840
I'm so confused.
258
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,508
Why was Dr. Slippy here?
259
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,844
Oh, ugh, he's always
sniffing around the slip ward
260
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,647
looking for slippery things to patent.
261
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,515
But, Stan, did you hear me?
262
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,917
You'll never walk again.
263
00:11:58,919 --> 00:11:59,984
Oh, God.
264
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,719
Is he gonna patent the ice shape?
265
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,255
- Is that worth money?
- Totally.
266
00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:04,522
If he cracks the slip barrier,
267
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,124
then it would be worth billions.
268
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,260
I need to get to the patent office
before Dr. Slippy!
269
00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:09,461
But you can't walk!
270
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,529
Then I'll backflip!
271
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,465
Yeah, I'm gonna stay here.
272
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,399
He didn't finish his pills.
273
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,535
Doctor, a truck full of banana peels
274
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,870
tipped over on the highway.
275
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,806
We've got 35 slip
victims headed this way!
276
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:22,941
Call my wife.
277
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,744
Tell her...
something hilarious is happening.
278
00:12:36,442 --> 00:12:37,822
It's just Dad.
279
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:44,896
Wrobel.
280
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,368
Oh, good, it's just a speaker.
281
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,505
- ♪ When I get up... ♪
- Eeee-yaaa!
282
00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,442
Hello?
283
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:03,115
Barrrryyyy deeeaaaaad.
284
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,853
Dad! Please tell me
I'm having a nightmare!
285
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,788
I wish, because then when you wake up,
286
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,291
my JCLs wouldn't sound so off.
287
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:16,328
They sound fine to me!
288
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,930
- Barry, they're not even on.
- Still.
289
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:22,200
Not to worry.
I got a guy coming to fix them.
290
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,338
Hey there, buckaroo.
291
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,406
- Aah!
- Barry, what's gotten into you?
292
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,074
Sorry about that, Mr. Wrobel.
293
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,609
Please. Just wrobel.
294
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,477
Of course. I'm Ted.
295
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,679
Mind if I call you Wrobel?
296
00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:36,815
He gets it!
297
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,953
Real "noice" JCL 100s.
298
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,088
I actually just restored
a set of these babies
299
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,156
for the second time.
300
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,159
Whoa! Not so fast!
301
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,294
You're dead.
302
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,963
That's a good joke.
303
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,705
Wrobel was in my house, Snot!
304
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,107
Listen, here's what you gotta do.
305
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:07,512
Go to the police and tell them
Wrobel showed you his dick.
306
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,114
No! I'm done being a pushover!
307
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,917
And I'm going to do what I
wanted to do in the first place!
308
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,053
I'm telling my dad everything.
309
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,524
Mike, this Wrobel guy
was stalking my son!
310
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,594
Easy, Teddy Bear! I got this.
311
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,929
- We demand a restraining order.
- Agreed.
312
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,531
My client will not come within 100 yards
313
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,000
of Barry or his family.
314
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,669
In addition, my client's
petition for visitation rights
315
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,405
with Barry has been withdrawn.
316
00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:35,774
I don't even know why he asked for that.
317
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,679
Hey, let me grab you a sec
318
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,215
before that restraining order kicks in
319
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,750
and I have to yell
everything from 100 yards.
320
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,951
You're still a pushover.
321
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:49,221
Nuh-uh, I stood up for myself.
322
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,955
No, not really, no.
323
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,625
Your daddy and his lawyer
stood up to me, but you?
324
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:56,027
No. No, you did not stand up to me.
325
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,829
No, no.
326
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,831
Say, what's going on with your face?
327
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,366
Ah, never mind. I don't care. Bye!
328
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,573
C'mon, poo already, butthole.
329
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,977
"Motion at your front door."
330
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,646
Kewl.
331
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,781
Well, well, well,
332
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,651
look who came crawling
back for my speakers.
333
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,453
But if he thinks I'm
gonna straight-up trade
334
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:23,255
for that sledgehammer...
335
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,790
Well, I don't know.
Today I could. I'm feeling it.
336
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:30,595
Who's standing up for himself now?!
337
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,597
The 10-second delay!
338
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,468
Khaleesi, help!
339
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:37,802
Call the police!
340
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,871
And tell them to bring toilet paper!
341
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,607
You sure you wanna press charges?
342
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,077
- He'll do some time if you do.
- Good.
343
00:15:45,079 --> 00:15:48,746
Some serious time for
an unserious buyer.
344
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,949
Doing time for wasting my time.
345
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,417
Anyways, you guys wanna come
in for some white claws?
346
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,518
Sounds good.
347
00:15:57,191 --> 00:15:58,291
_
348
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:08,432
Make... them... pay!
349
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,035
Aah!
350
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,839
Robinson. You're gettin' out.
Pack it up.
351
00:16:15,109 --> 00:16:17,108
Don't tell me what to do!
352
00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:20,244
Oh! This job's the worst!
353
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,317
Stan, it's been three months!
354
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:28,720
You've gotta get over the fact
that you couldn't backflip
355
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:29,921
to the patent office
356
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:33,057
as fast as Dr. Slippy could slip there!
357
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,926
But I'm the one who slipped on it!
358
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,728
I should be the flippin' billionaire!
359
00:16:37,399 --> 00:16:39,698
- I'll get it.
- No, I can do it.
360
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,202
Well, well, well.
361
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,338
If it isn't the man who
couldn't help me at all.
362
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,340
I'm here because I've
developed a new technique
363
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,675
that might restore your ability to walk.
364
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,210
- A new technique, you say?
- Yes.
365
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,813
The idea is I fuse the L3
a little higher over here,
366
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,481
and a little lower over here.
367
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:58,750
Of course.
368
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,284
Sounds groundbreaking.
369
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,953
Now tell me, Doc, have you had a chance
370
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,022
to patent this technique of yours?
371
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,491
I was gonna swing by the patent
office right after I told you.
372
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,560
Oh, really?
373
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:10,628
Excuse me, I have to go flip somewhere.
374
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,064
I'll be right back.
375
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,500
Oh, no, you don't!
376
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,501
_
377
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,906
Whoa, whoa. Whee!
378
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:31,183
_
379
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,190
Okay, okay,
we'll take a break from "Big Bang."
380
00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:39,457
What do you wanna watch?
381
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,259
"Shark Tank."
382
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,527
Whoa.
383
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,928
Hi, Sharks.
384
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,463
I'm Steven Anita Smith,
385
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,733
and this is my business partner,
Toshi Yoshida.
386
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,269
And, boy,
do we have something special for you.
387
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,337
Toshi?
388
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,674
Looks kinda big.
389
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,410
I know what you're thinking, Sharks.
390
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,344
This is just a drawing of a bowtie.
391
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:04,416
Well... imagine if this
drawing was an actual bowtie
392
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:08,620
and that it was about the size
of a fun-size Snickers bar.
393
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:11,022
- Well, that's smaller.
- Now...
394
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:15,359
In your brains,
imagine that fun-size bowtie...
395
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,828
is on a baby!
396
00:18:17,289 --> 00:18:19,531
Oh, my God. That's fantastic!
397
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,033
Lucky kids.
398
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,035
You should have come up with that idea.
399
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,772
Oh, free lawn chair.
400
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,441
Our luck's changing!
401
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:30,909
Oh, no, Khaleesi!
402
00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:33,177
Our luck's changing back!
403
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,983
Wait, you're here too?
404
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,452
I guess when it comes to kidnapping,
405
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:41,920
I'm your second choice.
406
00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:43,054
You know what? I'm just gonna leave.
407
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,456
I don't feel special anymore.
408
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,524
Shut up! You're both gonna pay!
409
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,461
Okay, you sound... angry.
410
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,795
I get that.
411
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,798
You got locked up for three
months because of him.
412
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,133
But why am I here?
413
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,001
You started this whole thing
414
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,604
by making me blow up my dad's speakers!
415
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,540
I just wanted a quiet
night-in with canapes!
416
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,142
Hey, I said it right!
417
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,744
Maybe to celebrate,
you should let us go?
418
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,147
I'm up for a celebration. Grab a bite.
419
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,149
- Ever been to Bubba Gump's?
- Shut up!
420
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,818
I guess he doesn't like shrimp.
421
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:17,489
Barry, what are you doing?
422
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:20,158
I'm gonna blow out your eardrums
423
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,427
like you made me blow
out my dad's speakers!
424
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,830
Kewl.
425
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,908
Please, Barry!
426
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,710
Don't do this!
427
00:19:43,317 --> 00:19:45,517
If you're gonna blow out our eardrums,
428
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,585
could you at least adjust the EQ?
429
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,522
John Rutsey's drums aren't
even coming through!
430
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:57,896
Gonna have to go louder for me.
I don't have ears!
431
00:19:57,898 --> 00:19:58,997
Look!
432
00:19:59,089 --> 00:20:00,598
No, look closer!
433
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,134
Classic headphones bite! Myah!
434
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:19,083
Listen, I'm sorry we pushed
you around all these years!
435
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:22,754
- It's not right!
- I can't tell what you're saying,
436
00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:25,156
but I wanna tell you I'm sorry!
437
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:28,092
I shouldn't have kidnapped
and tortured you!
438
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,293
- What?
- What?
439
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,563
Speak up, I can't hear you!
440
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,232
Louder! What are you saying?!
441
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,835
I see your mouth is moving,
but I don't hear anything!
442
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,037
I really just don't have
443
00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:40,905
any idea what you're saying!
444
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,841
Are you saying you're sorry?
445
00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:44,909
I hope you're saying you're sorry!
446
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,778
Doing what with who now?
447
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,781
Quiet down there, I got sleeping babies!
448
00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:51,115
What a cutie.
449
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,784
Let's see here. What's your name?
450
00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:54,719
Billy? Hmm.
451
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,588
Mind if I call you Wrobel?
452
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,225
Have a great night!
453
00:21:02,284 --> 00:21:03,995
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