Original subtitles

holy design buddy come from Mars but my

daddy's still the champ cause all kinds

of problems he finds out what we're into

he had you pegged all along

the perinatal rebellion against the

council is termination but because of

your heroic services as a warrior you

are exiled to the primitive planet Earth

there to dwell in human form until you

learn

your hostility this control unit will

monitor hostility not good the sentence

is passed

burrito

do these conflicts happen often oh yeah

just another day in Dodge City why do

they battle always the same thing

cattlemen versus those smelly sheep

herders and who wins the the cattle or

the sheep the good guys win the good

guys always win over the good guys

they're the ones who ride off into the

sunset enjoy partner

I think I could really likes Dodge City

hany partners old buckaroo buckaroo

voters and i'm telling you the partners

we got around here so good then folks

are back no girl this Wild West

shoot-out sale what happened is really

heating up it old bucks prices are so

low it's been dangerous well you can

take this out the back and save old back

to plan your pace would indicate urgency

I must go to save a [ __ ] as humans say a

penny saved is a joy forever no [ __ ] is

he human in trouble I must help and you

are looking forward to helping this

human is it not a condition of my

punishment yes I'm talking have been

slow to fulfill until now why there is

fighting in Dodge City I must hurry

once again you revert to your violent

ways I am only trying to conform to

their society

all right quiet everybody

and action hey it's you old buckaroo

again they all grab the next station

come on up here because we're talking

deals these over the century I'm here

I'm here I came as fast as I could all

[ __ ] roof and I had the stage God can

we have some help here please

hey no it's okay leave alone leave alone

man obviously come from a long way to

get here

where you from slick a long way we're

gonna make it worth his while hi I'm Kai

okay TV boys got me roped up here for a

minute but hey Joe you take care of my

friend here it's okay he's friends are

you okay but I'm okay I'm driving the

next stage CAD where'd he come from Mars

I want some coffee up there right now

looks like you need some wheels

no these legs look fine

in Los Angeles are you kidding me

because it's not Dodge City

dodj yeah we don't handle dodge but I

can show you something even better

real smooth here but I'll send that

feller hauling bucket seats and 36

months of payments you think you can do

that I don't know I can learn you did

partner there were some lean times after

leaving the rodeo it looks like we made

it through all right partner I told you

they'd always be a place for you here

Travis in a minute I just don't know how

happy you'd be in the car business I

always been a hustler but you your

cowboy no buck the way I've been riding

lately it's hard to tell but can we

please yeah I'm coming we'll talk later

who's trying to help me for a job I

promised him 100 years ago yeah but if

he's a friend of your hey we can't have

anywhere near this place you don't know

when we'll all end up in prison no

wonder there is so much fighting in this

Dodge City well look how they crowd

these portable dwellings so close

together how can anyone live comfortably

here hmm

these large mammals are moving into this

neighborhood I have not seen this before

easy credit terms no money down pay port

on time well duck says time is running

out you're one tough customer Jessie

let's cut straight to the chase

okay chase good good

Potter's that number look to you

clear

Tony Chivers you're a cowboy and damn

lucky for me two beers on me boy put

that act in the rodeo yes a rodeo

now you work the bug no I came because I

thought [ __ ] need your help

well you listen now we putting on a

small charity rodeo across town and we

can always use a good hand I have to

well you put in too bad either here

partner

but we just might have to get you a new

pair of boots that shoe looks a mite

worn down come on let's go there you go

all you need to ten gallon hat and

you're all set

our hat is not to carry liquid it is for

the head I hope you ride better in your

jokes pal

Dodge City like on television

yeah not exactly not much of this life

left nowadays sure been good to me hey

Dad hey Mark

Jesse I wanted to meet my boy mark we're

gonna find some work Jesse you know

animals I've encountered many different

creatures you know when it comes to

cleaning stables they're all the same

excuse it second

I tell you mark bucks got a good thing

going over there buck McGrew couldn't

shine your boots when he was in the

rodeo

yeah well today I can hardly buy a new

pair of boots you're in a slump that's

all

sure a just a slump at my age is a

condition this animal you call the horse

it's poorly designed its legs seem much

too thin

oh yeah well Oh Merlin here is kind of

frail son every day it gets a little

harder to get out of bed on these old

legs I can't ride forever why not my

number-one fan ancient I just want

things to stay the way they are

well son nothing ever stays the same

nothing does

friend Jessie's a brave fella you should

have seen him over at bucks I'll tell

you that ain't no wait a minute no about

that don't know what to think just

seeing them climbing armor

Shelbie that's about a spoon he's

pulling wings off a butterfly yeah I

thought something you know that horse

almost killed a man in Wyoming I accept

the challenge

let's get him out of there before you

get the kill strike one blow is not to

win the battle

it made repairs since the fight when you

notice bar I saw the big fight here I

hadn't heard

sarsaparilla please sarsaparilla please

you too huh I just can't take that hard

stuff anymore

I made the rodeo Hall of Fame a few

years back boos get me out the big money

excuse me no not at all there partner so

you got the Denver livestock show back

in the 60s well you used to be one of

the best hey you and the rodeo - I clean

the stables I'll tell you this Thanks

funny thing Jessie reach that stage in

life where you used to be sort of makes

everything look downhill I too used to

be

oh yeah the bottle take you out

women

the law

I've been there to myself pardon but now

I'm facing the toughest of all the years

I don't know what's worse

quitting what I know best all them folks

in their stance telling me how I used to

be but lookie here the sarsaparilla

twins why don't you just run along

Shelby I ain't in the mood

hey trapped I hear they're starting the

senior rodeo circuit man you should fit

right in right all the rest homes Miami

Beach hey baby staple boy here can give

you a few pointers he stayed on that

killer horse longer than you ever did

here was cuz he didn't know how to like

those big G you don't stable boy I would

rather be a stable boy than a smelly

sheep man hey why don't you go brush

down my horse you don't meet the saloons

derm limit just another day at darts

sidon no way why don't I just buy you

boys a drink and we'll call it a night

tell the chef let's see matter tomorrow

thank you now are you here

Thank You doubt yeah sorry about the

handcuff

so who won nobody wins in this or thinks

nobody now you remember that

Sammy's old wagon died again it should

have been sold for parts years ago don't

know how he's kept the runner

death is always sad but the living

[ __ ] I think you better get gesturing

this up

see you later house how do you earn your

supper mark oh whatever needs doing I'm

good with the horses

I ride pretty good too you speak like a

better

I've been rodeoing since I was a kid

when mom dad split up I stayed on with

him it was a tough choice it is

difficult to choose between two people

who love you well I figured he needed me

more he threatens to quit every now and

then but he never will he has reached

the stage of his life where he is they

used to be you don't know what you're

talking about

oh yes I am a used to be - well hey

that's your problem

but my daddy's still the champ start

shopping

you are worried with the Great Spirit it

is sad we must be enemies before we can

be friends these four-legged creatures

seem bothered by my presence

they have good judgment your insults

will not get you home any sooner

rich in minerals suitable for plant life

most valuable well you have been placed

in charge of this matter yes clearly a

most important position I have been

studying the world of cowboys well there

is relevant data in my video banks on

this subject I'm not interested in your

data

perhaps you will learn your lesson when

you wear the black hat the black hat

what is the black hat

hold your fire we're coming out

the black hat is obviously cursed I

would strongly suggest you forge

alliances with the white hats they never

lose a battle Jesse I got a big surprise

for you well go ahead try them well for

goodness sakes now I am sorry Travis I

wanted a big surprise anyway Jesse you

gonna trade that shovel in for a saddle

pal but this work will be much more

difficult for the saddle ladies and

gentlemen it's Brodie old times

welcome to Los Angeles California

policemen's for that one part of

championship rodeo

boy contestant you see gathered here

this afternoon

the United States Canada Dave Duncan

Chandler Arizona all the way from Idaho

and Idaho Pendleton Oregon big time

stableboy

smile when you say that partment let's

eat big guy fall on your butt tonight

it's in front of all any man rides alone

who knows the country's like the back of

his hand even in the dead of night could

make it smooth oh thank you getting the

picture is stay good boy this town ain't

big enough for the both of us yeah by

the time I get through with you here

today boy even there you two boys hold

it down back there okay no threat grabs

all them good folks out there got to

name a long time ago Shelby if hot it

was horses you'd be tamping for life

well folks we have a special guest today

mr. for me

these ladies are onerous agents Oh

buckaroos be know you did and I love it

it's like you couldn't even get on a

horse anymore

yes that's what happens to you in the

city

can't wait to get back on the road

they still come to see you dad you are

the rodeo

our stagecoach pulled by a for up forces

with a beautiful quay dependents on top

and now rodeo fans the former junior

rodeo champion and Rookie of the Year

from Bakersfield California

Shelby black

busting three wraps that's it

good rope and show me time at nine point

five seconds put some tight with Travis

Brady in Saugus California you remember

now this horse is gonna do half the work

for you

and I will give him half my supper you

go get a boy our next cowboy contestants

a new fellow hometown cowboy that goes

by the single name of Jesse first time

in the reed of folks let's get my big

hand

well now I believe that's new world

record for a sling to press both to the

ground

I guess impressive its favor something

let's get some people over there help

put that booth back up so when go on

with a rodeo you don't belong in the

rodeo

Ewan's in the circus this primitive

weapon requires much school this is the

first time I was in the arena how much

to change that cap around in circles for

five minutes

maybe at least you counts up you keep

practicing down here back to the stable

baby boy

hmm they cannot see me yet they know I

am here these features clearly have

greater perceptual qualities than humans

wait yet they allow humans to ride on

their backs data analysis this creature

is known as a horse hay burner hey hey

whinny win place or show saddle bridle

stable watch your step

yeah Flicka trigger champion Secretariat

mr. ed mr. ed de Wilbur get a load of

this story here at the bottom of the

page in the corner

little old lady leaves cat $50,000

that's silly

what do you mean silly what's a cat

gonna do with $50,000 well he won't have

to chase mice in his old age that's it

at one time

horses were masters at the Caymans they

must have lost their power when they

lost their voices Jeff Cox is banded out

of the chute on top [ __ ] [ __ ] look

at the action here well a mighty fine

try for one of Montana's favorite sons

less hurt or chip Carlton

our next I'll bronc rider is Shelby

plateau Bakersfield California he's

drawn a good horse by the name of Sam

just about ready down there in the chute

pulls his hat down looks around and get

to hold his rein in his left hand

Shelby I'm talking a pretty good

three hands get all that for the pickup

to move in

got a plate dodge up there a little bit

better pick up movie bought a nice ride

for Shelby plan this young man from

Bakersfield is gonna be hard to beat or

hex rider wouldn't have it any other way

did shoot number one riding early one of

the top bucking horses one of the top

from riding brakes if at all time ladies

gentlemen Travis Bree

don't give him that

big horse Oh

but you're still the one that come to

see know so and they come to see the

memory of what I was I'm not gonna go

out there anymore and that fans now for

myself

damn you're as good as ever

well not son I know you think I am in

your mind riding on past glory I don't

bring home the prize money I got to

start thinking about the future not just

mine yours too

College is right around the bend for you

I don't need to go to college driving

the rodeo you didn't mark you got your

mother's brains in my rear end I tell

you now if you want to use your rear in

after college that's fine

dad don't do it

well I want you get your stuff together

and I'm going to bunks and I'll be back

for you I'd rather go to Mom's that's

your call son that's just the thing I

need a killer horse we'll sell cars

unbridled horsepower 150 times that

under every hood of a buckaroo car that

horse could have really hurt my dad

that's what makes him a star Sun 200 the

rest weekend oh I better go check with

the boss Wrangler hey don't be picked up

in the morning

enjoy let's go date

now I am ready for the little cow

your eyes are leaking huh that is the

sign of sadness just lost my dad Jessie

I have been lost it is only a temporary

state he's left the rodeo says he's

getting too old for it

your father was a great warrior Marc he

will always be a great warrior he was a

gold whitter know a wise soldier always

knows when to leave the field of battle

I will help you look for him you'll find

a mint but uh it sure is a nice car

honey look at all the extras buck is

throwing it I wouldn't recommend it

what not for you folks no sir I mean

with two kids and the little lady with

another one on the way

you're gonna need something with a

little room to spare

something's a little easier on the

sticker price and at the gas pump

they wanted up and he's selling them

down we go back too far I can't put him

out on the street but I can't happen

here neither cause all kinds of problems

he finds out what we're into

I know how to get him out of here and

maybe sell a car too at the same time

now this what do you think you're doing

I'm riding a horse on a public road is

this not how you get places on public

roads but not on a horse [ __ ] don't say

didn't I see you in the rodeo yesterday

yes I'm in the rodeo hey you guys put on

a great show for fun where are you

taking this thing in [ __ ] Bruges

that's just up ahead you know I already

take anything in trade but this is

ridiculous

come on I'll see you get there in one

piece

Oh

we must be friends

howdy folks

Travis Brady at old buckaroos God God

God what the hell is that mr. Travis

well I thought it would be exciting if

the horse would rear up and don't think

and don't read the horse and you know

what Marc was right because now I feel

like a fool here is this better than it

used to be that's a good one Jesse

choice between used to be and never will

be

I often feel like that when I dream

about going home yeah you feel like you

can't go home until you earn their

respect well I feel like that right now

I really let my boy down he does not

want you to leave the rodeo hell no and

neither do i but I know that it's the

right thing for me to do I mean even if

it doesn't work out here I mean I still

got my championship belt buckles right

they can't ever take that away from me

that's a part of my past I'll cherish

forever but it's over and it's done with

Jesse I got a lot of years in this old

boy and doggone it I'm gonna make them

count

those words are true Travis but cannot

be used to be easy any longer you're

absolutely right partner you put it

there

boom Jessie I'll give you a ride back I

need to find out how marks feeling about

things

has all the features you were looking

for even the right color I can't believe

you got it so fast I thought there was a

waiting list for this model guess well

we're connected by computer to dealers

all over California

his car is dead what it should have been

sold for parts years ago I don't know

how he's kept it running a joker hey

Brady will you tell your pal I'm trying

to sell a new car here

that's your girl Jessie are you talking

about

it's like Sammy's wagon I saw it pulled

in here this morning by the pointy truck

oh you mean the tow truck there can't be

I mean it probably just looks the same

amen

we were near these models in stock this

morning hey Brady what do you do it no

of course not he's just doing a routine

check here

this car has been driven more than two

miles mister this isn't a brand new car

I wouldn't buy it if I was you

something's going on here I think this

is a chop shop

what is it chop shop

look I said kick wonderful it

right yes

something's not right here I think you

better discuss that [ __ ]

well Travis that scent guy orders a car

you didn't want to wait 8 weeks on the

factory so we still went off the street

fix the odometer and nobody gets hurt

but the insurance company way I see it

buck horse thieves and car thieves akin

you know what they did to horse thieves

when are you gonna wake up when you

gonna climb down off that high horse and

get with the real world you're not the

real world

you're just another slick talking snake

oil peddler and you want to know

something my boy he had you pegged all

along Travis I'm in with a rough Bunch

you think they're just gonna let you

walk away from this you can fix this if

you want to old buddy I suppose you're

not gonna go right to the sheriff huh

let's go Jess

horse is gonna kill you we understand

each other

it's aside I thought I'd ever see

well we just snuck out of that listen

head up on to my place Big Bear

let's cut them off the path

you're a great warrior you can outrun

the wind

I told you this practice makes perfect

I am now ready for the big cow I hear

you

hey you know how many cars man after

sale to make would have fair to middlin

bronc rider can make on a good sunny

afternoon

no Shelby I don't but I aim to find out

gar Fuchs asked me if I'd like to have

my own dealership here and when we said

yes

yeah buddy the outfits been saying it

gonna take something doing the Phil

Travis Brady's boots

thank you so oh hell he's at it again

ain't never gonna let anyone else sit on

his back there ain't gonna be any more

used to bees around here I'm gonna miss

you partner

yes my friend

when two old warriors have written

together

it's very difficult to say goodbye

you cannot stay I cannot go

perhaps one day

we ride together again

if I have to be placed on this planet

why couldn't it have been at the time of

Dodge City that would not have been

punishment you would have enjoyed it too

much it was a time of Heroes villain a

simpler time today it is more difficult

to tell who wears the white hat and who

wears the black hats are important in

this society the humans have an

expression home is where the Hat is the

cowboy had known

like me he was a wanderer but you do

have a home and if you meet the

directors of your punishment you will

someday return

is not so good to be the cowboy

meet the man behind the lifeguard when

wise guy changes pace later tonight but

first the murder of two investigators

leads Jake and The Fatman on a bloody

trail home next