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the council is termination but because

of your erotic services as a warrior you

are exiled to the primitive planet earth

versus well in human form until you

learn to restrain your hostility this

control unit will monitor hostility not

good the sentence is passed

you

the

you

you

a long-awaited cataclysmic confrontation

but rooting for Denton proportional

a word of warning this is a fight though

you with the real part the involved we

have a physician in attendance should an

underscore the events occur

in the blue corner an awesome tag team

of the legendary ferocity

the heart of Texas weigh 225 Bobby

I know it's not a very big crowd out

there so we gotta work harder and

smarter peanuts and hot dogs you guys

make the first pass soft drinks wait to

the good and thirsty then you need to me

and remember plenty of ice okay and all

tips glue into the pot right tips with

this bunch of cheapos are you kidding

okay

please

600

problem what today hot dog I've had them

before great this green substance it

does not taste good with these little

tubes of meat relish it's very big item

here it's free

sylvania

until the bell rings

i watch me if they want ketchup you give

them catch up I want mustard give a

mustard onions and relish here's a dog

with everything on it understand yes

that'll be one dollar

his pull his hair wrap

pilchard

hot dog me come on cow get him

you sell those things are gonna eat it

we wish a hot dog no I do not wish a hot

dog I wish to hot dog mustard

am I going to get them today a lot its

base good

a pool and mustard yes

the red substance is Ketchel oh wise man

just give me some more mustard no I'm

the paying customer here just to help

you do it oh yes I would

have really chosen it's free

get our job

we

unfair two against one is here horse

what the hell is this I don't know

Millie watch your language

the hell are you doing just make the

fight fair

no you make it unfair again

we got us a cycle here

Jay get the car no

the skater grunter

Oh

the winner

quite a little mess you've caused out

there I didn't practice enough with the

musta to tell the man i would pay for

his shirt what were you from buster I

can't tell you and I'm not a buster all

right what's the deal you come off the

floor give a real fancy audition get

everybody excited and now you claim him

up what's going on it was not a fair

contest two warriors against one all

right I'll play your silly game you want

a job yes I would like to continue

selling hot dogs but I will be careful

with the tubes you mean get serious any

of that offering you a job she's

offering you a career career wrestling

professional wrestling they'll train you

build you up turn you into a household

name by the way what is your name Jesse

oh that's too wimpy

from now on you're the hot dog man the

hot dog man you sure about this guy

Annie he's like weird you know all I

just seems a little lost to me like a

big kid something kind of sweet medicine

about it I like a hot dog man so do the

fans still taking in strays huh always

hasn't worked out so bad for you has it

Annie Annie the man is here the one from

the company you know who's trying to you

know from the building downtown calm

down Center are you talking about burns

from the moral company and you know if

it's waiting he never gives up that

man's a bulldog on a rag rug

good well you are mastering the human

transportation system yes I'd like to

ride this vehicle called the bus but its

propulsion system puts many poisons into

the air yes it seems to be a human trait

the inventions that make their lives

easier also make their lives shorter

control you will note for your report

that I've made great progress in my

present place of employment very good

yes I was promoted from a hot dog man to

a professional wrestler what are your

new duties to fight humans know it is

wrong to terminate humans it's

competition for enjoyment and

entertainment we don't fight to the

death then why bother it's called sport

mmm I will investigate this thing called

sport

he realizes that you've had this

property for years mr. Morrow feels his

offer is more than generous for this

parcel of land I must warn you this will

be his last offer great then you'll be

out of our lives nothing personal miss

Franklin you own the building what do

you say nice knowing you mr. burns this

is not just a land grab it's a sincere

effort to revitalize this area and your

parcel is important to that plan what is

a parking lot and what are you doing

with it mrs. Brewer a sleazy wrestling

arena now wait just one minute my father

started this whole thing I mean he and

Annie and the kids it's not just

wrestling what Sanders saying is that

this arena has been working with

neighborhood kids for 20 years mr.

morrow is aware of the halfway house

your profit from the deal would more

than cover relocation costs this is not

about relocation these kids are learning

to run a business here this is about

hard work and responsibility it take

that away you got a bunch of kids in a

nice new house just looking for trouble

I admire your sentiments but I'm afraid

you have a lot to learn about business

yourself mr. burns next time you come

call ahead we'll give you some free

passes yeah we got a hot new interaction

I think you'll regret this okay Jesse

this bag is your opponent your enemy who

hates you who wants to bring you down

defeat you kill you grab it Billy this

bag has done me no harm hey

better much better hmm here's a contest

featuring a dancing or humans are so

easily amused as usual they must depend

on a machine to maintain order ah

visitor at last a sign of hospitality on

this planet excuse me you seem to be

running this contest perhaps I could ask

you some questions about sports I see

the object of this game is to get the

highest number but wait i am the visitor

and i am behind hmm not polite

there I win silly gay what does it have

to do with the bouncing Lord you know

what's great about this it cheerfully

give up your day off to come in and help

out where yeah we want to kill him come

on guys a hot dog man may be our ticket

to a TV deal yeah if we find him he's

gonna be on TV all right the news not so

live at five he fellows and he's right

let's give him a break arm yeah well

whatever you say but if we get a TV deal

it means a bigger payday for everybody

think about it 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96

97 9

aight 497 498 499 500 ok stop Jesse I'm

tired of counting these push me ups are

not very interesting it would be better

if we did them with one hand

so now we wrestle wrestling isn't all

strength its style and form tactics and

strategy understand yes these things I

understand okay bullwhip why don't you

start it off partner yeah this is number

one don't ever trust anybody in the ring

Oh

Oh

put in there cowboy

listen number one yes your appearance

suggests youth Verger knowledge seems

much older yeah well I had it grew up in

a hurry got a little trouble one them in

this halfway house halfway between where

and where between life and death I guess

if it hadn't been for Annie who knows

where i had a wound up and he lives at

this house she used to long time ago

when she started working here at the

arena for Sandra's father she never

forgot the house she got mr. Franklin to

support it to through the wrestler

that's the way it's been ever since then

this wrestling is very helpful to the

young humans at the halfway house yeah

it's where the money comes from ah this

will look very good on my next report

report yeah you in trouble with the law

not here good night good night

you

they're gone Sondra deeper

you can be messed up real bad out there

I'm calling the police Annie those men

they they were not to hurt me wait a

minute are you sure he didn't get hit in

the head two men with baseball bats

trying to smash her car's a warning from

morrow are you sure they said if we

didn't sell it would get a lot worse

honey you're like a daughter to me if

anything happened to you I'd blame

myself are you saying we should sell I

just don't want you or anybody else to

get hurt I wonder what daddy would have

done well he'd have thought about it

pretty hard you're right he wasn't a

quitter look will be tomorrow at his own

game oh he needs a good draw maybe it's

a hot dog man

this human body requires so much

maintenance my natural form was far

superior and it did not leak control put

that down curious humans do this for

hours so they can famil look like a

creature called Jane Fonda control if I

do not return home soon I will go mad

here that will only make you fit in

better I'm about to lose this job

unemployment idle hands non productivity

negative outcome not good the arena is

not making much money the people are not

paying to see the wrestling of course

not you are not on television if the

humans can see their games on television

why do they pay to fill the seats

perhaps they come for the food well

nevertheless it works let me show you a

favorite entry for my video banks the

gorgeous ladies of wrestling

they are very popular mammal note their

sheets are full I must meet these

gorgeous ladies of wrestling

okay but I don't think this is gonna

work you never get close to him it's the

only way direct contact is the best

content yeah with a bail bondsman

hey Naomi

yeah come on

hot dog hey I think you better get back

to the stand i am the hot dog man

come wrestle with us

I want you and your camera to come also

I'm a risk you don't understand I am NOT

interested with you

baby

that allowed to fight girls please we're

gonna say the rules about ladies

fighting man

Wow

and he's a great gal we've got a busy

schedule hey hot dog is a good sport

yeah let's do it yeah come on it's a

benefit yeah okay hey yeah we're true

easy to help throw wrestlers ah another

sport to analyze for my day today this

one is easy to understand

uh no offense but you need much more

practice you have to get the human once

good keep at it

well if it isn't the hot dog man

you are a fan yeah I want an autograph

sign this lesson number two never trust

anyone outside the ring

don't go on the ring tonight mr. moto

doesn't like hot dogs

guess who you think this place is full

happen to you this body is almost like

Sandra's windows come on let's get ready

we need a doctor no no

no doctor I must wrestle

with our special guest attraction

tonight the gorgeous face ugly

tag team match another

night come alive

you

hope that you know it can be

disqualified ow each of your folder your

individual quarters and when that bell

rings come out and wrestle sure you okay

you

everybody out

we said cool

Oh

Oh

I

tough break that's all we finally get a

big shot on TV and the lights fall down

it's just bad luck the lights fell down

because her this bad luck how else would

you explain it well then we must fix

this bad luck good idea buy yourself a

rabbit's foot and a horseshoe come on

guys yes rabbits have feet but horses

wear no shoes or do they damn i have

been watching your language Billy and

that is a word that any does not like

just not fair guys like Mauro I have

everything and it's still not enough

they always want more ah morrow he sent

a man who did not want me to wrestle

tonight you kidding they didn't want you

to live tonight they're the ones who

mess with our legs and he said so its

moral I will give him badla to

Bob Drake's you see mr. Morrow you're

cleared mr. Drake go right ahead oh

thank you reco here may I help you Jesse

to see Miss tomorrow i'm sorry mr. Jesse

I don't see your name on mr. morals list

I'm hot dog man one moment please

yes there's a gentleman here to see mr.

Muro mr. Jesse the hot dog man the hot

dog man here now good lord I'm the first

idea um give him a cup of coffee stall

him Ted Wayne yeah listen I'm sick and

tired of being left in the dark now how

long is this hot dog thing been in the

works a hot dog thing oh the hot dog

saying yeah that must be that pork belly

deal mr. Morrow's working on let me get

right back to you mr. morrow here you

are mr. Jesse and some cream and sugar

for your coffee thank you

yes all right

you can go up now

that's right Sydney we're dumping it no

I'm tired of sitting on a dime per annum

get rid of it yeah tell Mort Fairchild

he can have the damn warehouses that's

right but if he so much as breathes on

my tractors I'll break him talk to me

hot dog man say something interesting

I'm not afraid of you I'll walk right in

and play hardball hey I like that that's

his problem tell him the tractors aren't

going anywhere until I say the word i'll

get back to you look I'm sure we can

make a deal talk pork belly futures to

me how does man pork belly futures dorje

look uh I'm not even gonna send a survey

team until you guys passed the

geologists back to leave us alone yeah

mr. matsushita great I've been trying to

reach you for days but he don't get back

to you okay hot dog man you have my

attention the Warriors you sent to the

arena he may frighten others but they do

not frighten me arena Annie's arena what

is he talking about mr. morrow this man

is not a pork belly traitor he's a

wrestler from the arena you've been

trying to buy and what's this about

warriors we sent to frighten somebody

they broke all the windows and they made

the lights fall down you'll and hungry

bloodsucker who said that boom he said

Billy get security

the guys sell the arena the wrestling

just can't carry it anymore but it'll be

okay we'll make a nice little profit

from the sale that means that new house

in the fresh start and what any what

about our jobs we'll get a new business

going there's lots of ways to make a

buck out there everything's gonna be

great you're safe you're right I don't

believe a word of it either I can't

start lying to you now you catch me

anyway truth is I don't know exactly

what's gonna happen but whatever it is

we'll be together may I call attention

to one small detail before you break my

neck talk to me say something

interesting uh I had absolutely nothing

to do with the threats or the accident

at your arena I made a final offer on

that place five days ago and he said no

I moved on why should I believe you just

take a look at the map you're standing

on it okay here's our complex here's the

new parking area it's not even close to

your arena I put in an offer on dis

layin yesterday you don't need any

zarina let it make life easier but I can

live without it then you are innocent of

course there's no place in business for

violence

negative outcome not good you know for

somebody that's not in this line of work

you did okay never thought you'd pull it

off well I've had a long time to think

about it all those years of helping

Annie and the kids that was fine but

that's what my dad wanted they're

offering top dollar for this place and

I'm not letting a nice tan anyway when

she's signing as soon as Jake gets here

with the pigs Santa what are you doing

I'm so sorry to you

I'm going to miss this place yeah the

next arena will probably have hot water

next thing you know [ __ ] getting soft I

never figured a nice else out like this

hey people do anything for money even

Annie I guess don't talk that way bunny

hey I'm talking about one be careful man

there's no referee down i watch you guys

stay back through the ring what ring

you're selling out aren't you yeah why

are you selling what happened last night

was no accident I can't take a chance on

anybody getting hurt morals got us in a

death lock they're sending over the

papers and we're gonna sign him Mauro is

not your enemy what are you talking

about Jesse I saw him he does not need

the arena you saw morale he does not

speak like an enemy I believe him who

else would do something like this

you got the papers yep all ready for

your signature my partner isn't here yet

well Gators later have you just put

yours right there right anybody have a

pen these are my messengers hey what's

this all about mr. morrow do you work

no Jessie I'm not convinced you've

learned that slam maneuverability was

trying to teach you yeah Jess the key is

in a time get the thorn when he faced

expecting okay it sure it's your partner

Sandra that's not true that's crazy I

raised her I love her sometimes humans

value money more than love and she

thought she'd really get away with it

huh she will and if I were you I'd sign

she's got the kid where let me tell you

guys something the key word is impact

you've got to make sure your opponent

hits the ground with as much force as

possible 89 Street shipyard

Jake should have gotten there by now

Anna's gonna be signing the papers any

minute and then we can get out of here

am I getting out of here too sure why

not you normally straight to the cops Oh

Billy with a record like yours who's

gonna believe you all right over here

with dry dock number three

hey stay here

for that way

I wonder what's keeping Jake he should

have been back by now you'll be here all

that time you spend with this kids who

never carried on ditching yes I did I

cared a lot it's just that I'm at a

point in my life where I have to start

caring about myself

really

simpler to be hand here

ah

you

hell of a day honey I mean a heck of a

day

I think you're making a big mistake

Jessie she's right you're a good

wrestler with a little help from me the

hot dog man can be right up there with

Hulk Hogan it would be good then stay I

have to go goodbye other worlds to

conquer huh yes

are you finished with this morning

competition yes so many reporters too

many questions it is for the best I can

understand battling for survival but for

money only humans would come up with

such a concept panel clearly there are

easier jobs yes where else can one

become the main event