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hey

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they look like poison to me

if i was looking for a game i'd pick on

somebody else i think you're right

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run down to jake and see if you can

change that

things on the house like it

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why don't you play the nine of diamonds

on the ten of spades

i take it that you understand all the

rules and regulations pertaining to the

pace boards huh a little i ain't

bragging

well uh how about a little game don't

mind if i do

how about you stranger

squirrel or march

table stakes

cut

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where i come from we draw for deal first

give me the cards

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there's something missing

let's have it

keep coming friend

where you card shuffling give me that

dick

now you give me that last remaining

cardboard partner that's all i got

honest mister

put that card back in the deck you

long-legged hornbrook

your manner of speech is objectionable

friend

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anyone suggest there's horn toads in my

family as influential

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what's up list about a half a dozen

rangers running into town looks like

they're in a big hurry to get to work

it's all the same to you mr i'd sure

like to be getting out of here me too

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everybody reach get over there

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so

well i guess that all night right shook

him boy you mind telling me why

everybody is anxious to shake the law

well i don't know about you but i got

reasons of my own and i'm not telling

you you got a match yeah

say that

gun of yours got a lot of notches on it

would be a lot more

except the first class gun flinger down

arizona don't keep score on engines that

ain't the way i heard it

are you aiming to call me a liar

no no no no no hold it hold gents

there's only one way to settle an

argument like this

come here

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you see those clothespins on that line

over there yeah

well colonel you take the first three

lucky you take the three in the middle

and i'll take the three that's left

we're gonna shoot one at a time we're

all together all together can you see

that fart colonel

i'm just about to cut you down to my

side

take it easy take it easy

are you ready

one

two

three

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what are you little boys trying to do

show off

don't you know you're too young to play

with real six guns

just look what you did to my clothes

we're mighty sorry miss

i guess you don't know what it's like to

do the family washing

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no we don't

well you're going to find out right now

all of you

me too yes you

and you too prune face

yes ma'am follow me

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you know lucky

that reminds me of the good old days and

safe lures i remember

oh pardon me madam

all right get busy

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oh no you're not gonna get off as easy

as that here i'll show you how that

should be done

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now do you understand

it's all yours

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your side of the line's all right your

excuse thank you man

i'm sorry i can't stick around and help

you girls but i've got an appointment in

town

hope i see again soon next wash day

maybe

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so

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are you sure they're going to be here

this afternoon that's what they said but

you know how dependable men like that

are well i'm a busy man i can't wait

around here all day

which one are you jets of the sheriff i

am what can i do for you well i guess

i'm the man you're looking for out in

the indian country they call me lucky

mighty glad to know you're lucky

this mr morgan jim morgan hi

well i'm sorry to be late gentlemen back

up girl and close the door

these men and me have a little private

gibble gabble

i didn't intend to intrude on any

private business and neither will i have

any fellow telling me to back up unless

he says it right pretty like gentlemen

please please please let's not quarrel

among ourselves after all you were both

brought here for the same purpose uh you

i take it to the colonel you are correct

i'm jim morgan mm-hmm i brought you

well as to say the sheriff brought you

both here to arrange a little matter

with the help of the shamrock kid

shamrock kid

howdy boys what took you so long

i take it you all know each other well

kind of

we uh

we repaired a voice shot together

sheriff pass out those badges man please

you mean you're gonna hook those stars

honest just a technicality colonel keeps

the law on your side

now you can shoot no questions will be

asked

and where did you get that ace of hearts

pray tell

the same place you got this ace of

spades colonel

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and for that you promised to pass a

thousand dollars right

yes sir each of you gentlemen gets a

thousand dollars when the last

homesteader is on his way out

right for a thousand dollars anybody's

right well it just about makes it

unanimous

i feel the need of a little refreshment

how about you boys heal me

if there's any way to get word to bob

you better have him hurry back then you

really think there'll be trouble it

looks like that

but the survey was made and we all found

a legal claim i don't see how he can

possibly do anything about it just got

word today the survey was rejected which

means we're squatting on land we haven't

filed on

jim morgan sort of that

i don't know when i can reach bob

do you expect trouble very soon that all

depends on how soon morgan forces our

hand well i got to get back if anything

new develops i'll let you know goodbye

bye

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that sounds like loco joe and his voice

and who's right sell his local joe

he's just about the honor as lead

slinger at this part of texas and that

makes him pretty honoring they don't

come any tougher than they do from texas

and how do you know because i'm from

texas

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i better give everybody and give us

plenty of elbow room all right barkeep

start porn

don't break out in the sweat sonny i

won't hurt you

smells good i think you're a mighty good

judge of liquor partner mind if i have a

drink out of your bottle

we'll just make it 11 cups so to speak

here's to your health sonny

plenty of time left for drinking boys

how about amusing ourselves in a game of

cards what will it be joe start our draw

whatever you say pete i'm in a happy

mood today not at all tuesday

how about you no thanks

how about you stranger here to join me

in a friendly game much obliged

i don't know too much about that sort of

past time

is that a fact he must have been brought

up sort of jealous oh i don't know

the whole family couldn't read or write

let alone tell one card from another

now that's downright heartbreaking i'll

tell you what i'll do mister i'll teach

you the game and i won't ask first thing

more than what i happen to win say

that's mighty nice of you

hey charlie where's the first deck of

cards

just a minute joe

now you know the house rules anybody

playing poker leaves their hardware at

the bar well that's a pleasure charlie

all right boys check in your gun

come on stranger you'll get your gun

back after the game's over well i don't

see what shooting irons has got to do

with playing poker well just in case a

gun goes off while you're playing it

kind of takes your mind off the game

well all right as long as you don't feel

embarrassed about being without him

here's another one charlie

how do you like that i plumb forgot

about that one

you know this is an open game nobody's

bored i'm sure you won't change your

mind

i got some business to attend to

all right cowboy how'd you go

how about you grandpa would you like to

join us

you just talked me into it

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in the other man's territory it's always

safer to have a full deck

good luck

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here charlie take care of this

do we split

or do i have to watch it

we split

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older note i'll be right in

well what do you have stranger is the

barber around well that's me i'm the

barber

i kind of like a shave all right

you know everything seems to happen at

once just want to get a horse to shoe

somebody wants a shave

you sit right there a minute i'll get

some hot water out on the forge

say uh didn't i hear some place where

the dealer's supposed to cut before deal

are you sure you never played before

well i'm sure all right just that i used

to watch him play when i was a kid well

i was just trying to save time but i

guess i ruled the rule

say a uh

ace is the same as a one isn't it

the ace is the highest card in the deck

you boys are gonna have to just bear

with me

won't take me long to learn

say uh didn't i hear some place where

the dealer's supposed to throw in a chip

first that's right

the dealer handed one red chip

maybe you know the girl

she stands about 10 hands high and

weighs about 110 on the hoof

her eyes are blue shaded off in the

direction of green

you know who she is well maybe you do

and maybe you don't

you know a fella does business in cactus

junction

it's better if you don't know any more

than he has to or he's liable to find

himself on one side or the other

i should raise you but you're too dark

on lucky i'll just call you what have

you got

well i

i reckon i got two pair

i knew i should have raised you i got

three tens

yeah just a minute misty

boy i missed called his hand you better

look at them cards well that's four of a

kind do i win you sure i do

hold on stranger around here we play

them like we call them you call two pair

and two percy stays now where i come

from the cards are the ones that count

if you got different rules you should

have told us when you're in this town

grandpa you play like i say

not according to hoyle

did you say oil stranger well uh

yes sir it does sound familiar i must

have heard that name someplace before

huh yeah

a man that knows all about oil should

know a lot more than he lets on

all right so i've played poker before

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oh i was afraid of that

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hey

wait a minute

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scramble up from there and

reach as long as i'm deputy sheriff in

this backyard of desolation there's

going to be peace and quiet hurry it up

grab your hardware boys

it's about time we tried out those

badges the sheriff gave us

we're going to lock this bad man up

before he hurts somebody with those loud

words he uses go on

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know shamrock but let me explain you

wanted to show folks who was boss around

here so we showed them when i made you

boys my deputies i was only take over

from here sheriff they're all yours

you boys see to it that they don't pull

any fast ones on our friend the sheriff

i've got a little business to attend to

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then

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oh it's you again

you might as well come in what supplies

man

i uh

i hope i'm not interrupting anything

i was just doing some mending

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well

won't you sit down

thank you very much

oh coming darling excuse me a moment

please

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uh

there's somebody at the door man let's

see who it is i'll be right there

come right on in mister

howdy

howdy

oh hello deacon how are you

ma'am

say uh

uh could i have a few words with you

sort of

private life oh of

course uh would you mind holding the

baby for a minute

don't tell me trouble is start already

deacon us homesteaders are having a

meeting at my place we think you ought

to be there too

well i don't know there's the baby

is it really important it's awfully

important all right i think i can manage

i'll settle up for you i'll be right out

something important has come up i'll

have to go out for a while would you

mind looking after the baby i won't be

long

but ma'am what do i do

listen to him he sounds like he's in

terrible trouble

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i should be back by five o'clock but if

i'm not give him his dinner thank you

very much

ola be sure that milk is warm to body

heat

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rocka bye baby

on the treetop

when your mug gets back you're yelling

you have to cry all the time

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i thought that was his horse

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what's all that screeching going on in

there sounds like a sick cat

sounds like indian torture to me they

can't do that to shamrock

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well i'll be dipped in pickle juice

shamrocks going on got himself a new

start

hey now now hold on boys

this ain't my kid

i'm just mining him for his maw

you'd better get your mind eating back

to where it belongs we got work to do i

know it but i can't leave the kid here

alone where is his pappy i wouldn't know

say what ails that critter anyhow maybe

he wants his child

moss said not to put the feed bag on him

until about five o'clock and ain't that

time yet i know you know you got to take

their mind off what you think about you

know here take a card any card

what are you trying to do scare the

pants off of them

hey i got an idea

hang on to the kit will you

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see baby

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see the shiny wednesday onesie huh

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why that little son of a gun is a

natural-born leg slinger give it to him

see what he does

well i'll be a significant

you know he looks just like billy the

kid when he's blowing smoke out of his

gun after he shot lamb hunter

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hey it's feeding time i'll be back in a

minute

you know colonel you make a lovely

mother

it's a good thing that i wasn't your

mother or you'd never live to the agr

today

give me the kid

you gotta test it first

that's

right warmth you know

the point is miss ants

if morgan's gunman start anything

they'll most likely head for your

brother's homestead first

it being closer to town

well

what would they do well

what they're supposed to do is

try to drive you off and take possession

you see this last survey morgan ran

robs your brother of all rights to his

place

naturally

they try to give the rest of us the same

medicine that's why we're here

to band together to do something before

they get the jump on us would you please

get to the point just what am i to do

well what we'd like is uh permission to

barricade ourselves in your house

but what about the baby

well in a way it would be the same as

protecting your brother's rights

we don't need to lose our land without

putting up a show

how about

it

all right

don't worry miss anne

i'm sure if your brother was here it's

what he'd do

so

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according to what i heard in town

bradley swaying at a whole force of new

deputies

you know any of them nope there was

three strangers wrote in the town this

afternoon folks say they're plenty tough

too first thing they did was pick a

fight with loco joe threw him and two of

his pals in the lockup and you ain't got

no idea who they are no nobody's ever

seen him around this part of texas

before but there ain't no doubt about it

they're professional gunman all right

probably make killing their business

a good thing for you sheriff that we

wouldn't board it here for the night

save the tough talk for where to do the

most good joe mr morgan here's a little

business deal he'd like to discuss the

sheriff had three deputies brought in

this morning to do a job for us we don't

know what happened to them and right

about now we don't care

all we want to know is you boys want to

take their places we might what's it

worth my deal with them was a thousand

double e on him we'll take it

all right i've got no time to argue

sheriff get their guns right when do we

start right now

before we start working i like to see

the case it's in my safe at the ranch

and you'll get paid off at the end of

the job

sheriff tell them what to do well there

won't be too much risk for this job if

you'll only just save your best sheriff

you're just confusing the issue

all right morgan pick up that pin and

start writing

go home pick it up i wouldn't do that if

i were you sheriff

now start writing the combination of

that safety

and write it big and clear so i won't

have to go home to get my specs

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i hope for your sake morgan that there

ain't no mistakes on this paper all

right boys lock them up

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don't do that

don't wake him up you'll stop the game

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what are you doing

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much noise you'll wake him up

oh

you idiots do you want to kill himself

it's the only way we could get him

quiet-like

besides his little old trigger finger

isn't strong enough to fire that cannon

yet

would you help me take him into the

bedroom while he's still asleep i'd be

glad to

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why they let him out of the crazy house

i'll never know first he's got his

shooting clothespins

and now he lets the lift his gun

come on we've been hanging around this

hogan long enough let's get back to town

put up your hands

hurry put him up or i'll shoot i mean it

well but miss don't you dare make a move

put up your hands i said

now put your guns on that table

put them on the table

now get over to that wall

that's the thanks forget to play and

nurse me to this day that means you too

big feet get over there

that's far enough

now reach down and pull out that boat oh

me yes you

now pull back the sideboard

you first prune face

now you big feet

now you in case i forgot to mention it

my name happens to be shamrock you get

down under that cellar this very minute

well at least you ought to tell us what

it's all about

i'm going to count to three if you're

not down

right all right

maybe you're awfully tough like most

professional killers

just a minute ma'am i think we can you

can scare the daylights out of loco joe

but we homesteaders don't scare as

easily as that

you're gonna stay down there until the

homestead has come

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couple of nice-looking horses eight pete

i think i've seen them someplace before

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here come the homesteaders now if they

string you up it'll serve you good and

proper

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oh

who are you what do you want

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step in there and tell him men to come

out

then move yourself out of the line afar

what man are you talking about

don't get foxy with me sister

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now i wonder who she's after

probably just signaling her friends

come in

where are they i don't know

it ain't healthy a lot of local joe loco

joe the sheriff heard us to do a little

job tim bird forgot to do

now i'm asking you one more time where

are they they uh they've gone

oh they have have they and forgot to

take their guns and horses

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they're here all right boys keep an eye

on the girl i'm going to have a look

around

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can you see anything colonel another

thing

here i got a good trick yeah

take a card

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what is it it's a club that's right

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hey pete juan come here

take a look at this

them bad boys have got themselves a

partner well look at that

gucci hello baby is he a cute one

gucci

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just look at that bad man

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next to a fast running horse that's just

about the fullest thing i've ever seen

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there's

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hello baby

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come on up

is she kidding hurry it's a matter of

life and death a lady can change your

mind can't she

you've got to get out of here quick

smile did your husband come home loco

joe and two of his gang are in the

bedroom look you ride over to the

deacon's place for help it's two miles

up the road let the colonel on me blast

him out of there the baby's in there

i'll ride over the deacon's place like

you said maybe they'll follow me you two

get on back down there with the lady

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hey

hey joe that gal's pulling fast with

that door's locked

come on open up that door

open up

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come on open up that door

open it up

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that's only one of the others are still

here someplace and we're staying till we

find them

i think they might be down there

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looks like the rats are in a trap huh

that's it eh

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that ought to take care of them

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so

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well i'll tell you boys if he don't show

up local joe's got a woman and a couple

of hombres cornered in that first ranch

down the road yeah loco joe's in jail

you mean he was that's the shamrock kid

one of morgan's killers oh now wait a

minute i don't have anything to do with

morgan listen boys we'll have to hurry

here though

this is one of morgan straits i'm

telling you the truth we'll show morgan

what we do with hard coming boys get his

gun

get out there

you human around trump

uh

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come on boys we wasted enough time we've

got other work to do

it's a trick

we'll take the kid with us

he likes guns maybe he'll turn out to be

local joel ii

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they're taking the baby don't you

believe it

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run in the house and get the other

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i'm giving you just one more chance to

come out of there

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so

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let's get out of here

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there's all the rest of them

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oh

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so

you and jeff keep after those men the

rest of you know that's the match with

me

uh

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foreign

grab him boys

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stop let him alone

stand back man you can't do that he

saved our lives look at that pocket

that'll tell you who i am

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stay where your australian

can a shout out pal good little help

around here i sure thought that loco joe

got you for good that big local

joe

mean get me

are you kidding

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well why didn't you tell us you were a

colorado ranger i couldn't until i got

to the bottom of this did the ranger

send you here not exactly

my job was to get an ordinary joker who

called himself a shamrock kid

i got him and then i found a letter on

him which showed that that he'd been

hired by the local sheriff to do some

dirty work

so i came on in and took his job to see

what was up

who is he a colorado ranger

well i've been deceived i thought i was

the only arranger signed to this detail

you too

what am i doing here

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looks like your husband's gonna have to

mend some of this furniture husband i

haven't any husband huh

dead

i never had a husband the baby belongs

to my brother he and his wife are

vesting in denver so i'm taking care of

him

you know it's a funny thing i never

thought of that

well

i guess i'd better be moving on

yes i suppose you must

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i got a long ride

yes i i suppose it is a long ride

you know i've been thinking i

i might get myself assigned to this

territory if

if i yes

well

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i mean if

if you don't mind

i don't mind at all

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you