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Previously on X-Men...
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Don't touch that dial !
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And what, pray tell, are you
X- Men going to give this
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mind-numbed bunch of couch
potatoes
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and the trillions watching at home ?
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They want blood and guts
and love and hate.
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They want entertainment !
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Violence and destruction
are not forms of amusement.
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Trust me, they are.
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This, if you haven't been paying
attention, is my dimension !
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Get with the program
or get crushed !
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Red light. Red light !
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- I saw it !
- Yeah, right.
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Why don't you pull in over there.
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I'll iust be a minute.
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Don't take all day !
I'm just starting to get good.
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I always forget that clutch part.
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Hey, watch out !
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Hello, sweetheart.
I don't believe we've been introduced.
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Wolverine ! Who ordered the fireworks ?
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Where are we ?
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Why does this stuff
always happen to me ?
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- There ! Take him !
- They mean you !
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Nice try. But your luck just ran out.
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Spiral ! The Master Programmer
wants him brought back
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- alive.
- He didn't specify in what condition.
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Stop !
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Jubilee, Princess of Pyrotechnics,
commands you
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- to release the human !
- Ignore her.
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- She's iust a little girl.
- A little girl ?
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We should probably go.
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If that rebel scum gets away,
I'll cancel you, permanently !
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Warwolves ! After the Lucky One !
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Jubilee !
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Longshot.
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Come on !
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I think we're rid of them.
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Not good.
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Back off, metalhead !
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Bad doggie ! No biscuit.
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We got leash laws in this town, mutt.
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Hey, Rover ! Heel !
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That's no way to treat a lady.
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Cancel them. Cancel them all.
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Let's iust finish it here.
Just you and me, pal.
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These warriors were not anticipated.
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- Time to pull the plug.
- Long broadcast Mojo !
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This isn't over, Longshot !
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Are you okay, Jubilee ?
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Longshot ! What are you doing here,
pretty boy ?
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- Are you blind ? He's on our side !
- We don't know that.
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You've got about two seconds to tell
me what's going on, blondie.
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I don't know.
I can't remember anything.
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Come on, Jubilee. I'm taking
your buddy here to the professor.
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We could use some answers.
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What do you mean
he got away ? Nitwits ! Dim bulbs !
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He's still under contract !
Do you realize what he's costing me ?
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As if I don't have enough to
worry about.
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Slave rebellion,
workers who actually want to be paid,
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and my biggest star turned rebel !
Ingrate !
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After all I've done for his career !
Who decided to let actors think ?
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If you want the little ierk so badly,
why don't you go get him yourself ?
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You presumptuous stack of armpits !
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Perhaps the sorceress has a point,
my lardaceous liege.
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An expedition to a primitive dimension
like Earth's,
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home of the indomitable X-Men,
if I'm not mistaken,
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- led by the great Moio himself.
- X-Men !
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Domo ! Domo ! I've iust had
the most brilliant idea !
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I, Mojo, will lead the expedition myself !
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Yeah ! Think of it, think
of it now ! Longshot, my biggest star,
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the X-Men, a proven ratings hit,
and me.
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It'll be huge !
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When you are on screen,
your bulbousity,
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the universe positively quivers.
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We shall, however, need Spiral
to cleave time and space ?
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Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever.
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Gog, where's Gog ? Gog !
Get your guys down to wardrobe !
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Come on, come on, come on,
we're burning daylight here !
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Scramble a remote crew.
We're going live !
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And this is the rec room.
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Sure, you don't want something
to drink ? It's no problem.
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- What the sam hill is he doing here ?
- Says he can't remember anything.
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- I don't trust him.
- He saved your life !
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If you ask me, I think he's part of
some Mojo-run set up.
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- What is your problem ?
- Who is our guest ?
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- He's one of Moio's cronies and I...
- We saved him from a bunch of...
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- Beast ?
- His name is Longshot.
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He was rescued earlier this evening
by Logan and Jubilation
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from his erstwhile employer, Mojo.
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I didn't want him
wandering around loose,
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till you could take a look
inside his head.
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Are you blind ? He's on our side !
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We don't know that.
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Allowing me to scan his mind must be
Longshot's decision.
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I suggest he take a moment to
consider it.
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Come on, Longshot.
Time to blow this joint.
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Don't go far.
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I'll keep an eye on him.
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The gal's kind of sweet on him,
in case you didn't notice.
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I noticed.
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I hate it when Wolverine treats me
like a kid ! I'm 15... 17 years old !
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I can look after myself !
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You certainly looked after me
back there.
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You have great courage.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- What's the name of this dump again ?
- Earth, your magnificent abundance.
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Earth ? As in dirt ? That stinks.
Who's afraid of dirt ? No, no, no, no, no.
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We'll call it Danger World !
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, wait, wait.
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Terror World ! Yeah !
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Untold rating points will be mine !
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Action ! Excitement !
Not too much violence though !
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Yeah, we'll leave that for the news
and the talk shows.
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His mind is barren,
I think I can help.
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- But it will take time.
- I'm gonna go check on Jubilee.
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I don't remember this being here.
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I remember a great battle.
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Mojo's genetically engineered slaves
rebelled.
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I, his star attraction, was their leader.
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I was captured.
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Mojo erased my memories, planning to
use me in his televised campaign
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to crush the rebels.
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My comrades rescued me. Spiral tried
to send them all to oblivion.
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- And somehow I ended up here.
- Fascinating.
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Something's wrong.
Better get here pronto.
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What happened here ?
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It appears that the local flora
has somehow been mutated,
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- drained of its life essence.
- It's Mojo ! He's here !
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I can smell him.
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I fear that Moio's continued presence
in our dimension
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could have dire consequences
for all life on Earth.
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I found something else !
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Jubilee's jacket !
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Nothing. I can't read any future for her.
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- You don't mean she's...
- No, she's here somewhere !
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And we're gonna find her.
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So you see, it seems much
has changed on Mojo World
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since our television debut.
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Longshot's an actor. Who says...
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...he ain't playing a part ?
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- You'll have to trust me.
- My trust is earned, bub.
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And if anything happens to
Jubilee, it'll come out of your hide.
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Beast was right.
This weird forest is growing.
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We gotta stop it before it gets
to peoples' homes !
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Live from Terror World,
it's the premiere and final edition of
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"Intergalactic Gladiators !"
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I, Moio, programmer to the galaxy,
present our contestants tonight.
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Back by popular demand, the X-Men !
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Beast, the mind of a genius in
the body of a big blue gorilla.
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Rogue, whose luscious lips...
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...no man may kiss !
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Wolverine, whose adamantium bones
can't protect him from a broken heart.
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Tonight's special guest star,
in his final appearance anywhere,
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lover, rebel, movie star,
your heartthrob and mine,
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Longshot !
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Their opponents, the gladiators
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will hunt the X-Men through
the untamed wilds of Terror World,
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- in the match-up of the millennium.
- Fascinating.
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The first to reach
our lovely studio,
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filled with cash
and fabulous prizes is the winner.
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And the bait, excuse me,
the grand prize, a dream date
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with teen heartthrob, Jubilee !
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Somebody please get me out of here !
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What do we need this little brat for ?
She's nothing but trouble.
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Passion ! Drama ! Ratings !
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The other actors must be given
the proper motivation.
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Besides, I've got just the spinoff for it !
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Run !
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Reckon I'll take a little short cut.
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Oh, sorry, sugar. Air travel is provided
by Mojo and only the Mojo !
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Make no mistake ! These two
teams are here to play !
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I appreciate the lift.
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If you three can draw him off,
I can get to that arena quicker alone.
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One of us should accompany you.
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I believe the phrase is,
"to watch your back. "
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I'll go with Wolverine.
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- In a pig's eye, you...
- Listen to me.
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I know how Moio works,
and I know the equipment.
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I got Jubilee into this.
I'm the only one who can get her out.
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Move !
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This ought to get their attention.
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This way.
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Hey, hey, hey, hunters !
I want to see some serious carnage
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or you guys are going home
in a shoebox !
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Can I handle actors or what ?
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We should stay in the tree line.
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Now what ?
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- A big purple lizard ?
- Trust me, the kids will love it !
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Hey, stomper !
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Dang !
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I sense possible sanctuary
in those cliffs.
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Hold it !
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We're being followed.
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You go on ahead. I'll double back.
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Wolverine.
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Quark, who do you want to be ?
The guy who bumped off an Earther,
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or the man who defeated Longshot ?
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Good point !
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He'll be out for a while.
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- Are you okay ?
- I heal fast.
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Shoot them ! Somebody shoot them !
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Cancel them !
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No ! No ! This is horrible !
All this chaos ! All this destruction !
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And not a single camera in sight !
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All cameras to the arena, pronto !
Yesterday ! Move it !
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It appears we're no longer
the star attraction.
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Come on !
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Sorry, boys. Closed set.
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- Out of our way, Spiral.
- Don't you dare tell me what to do !
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- What got her so worked up ?
- We used to date.
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I'll handle her. You get Jubilee.
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Uh... Looking for this ?
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Gog, cancel this little mophead !
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This will look great on my resume !
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So, Lucky One,
it seems your luck has finally run out.
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Bombs away !
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You all right, hon ?
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Remember me, bright-eyes ?
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My remote !
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- Jubilee ! Are you all right ?
- I am now.
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Thank you.
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My ratings !
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I'm risking embarrassment
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and possible physical pain !
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And there are no ratings ? Spiral !
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- Spiral, dear, get me out of here !
- Take a number !
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You ! This is all your fault,
you little toad !
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Well, you haven't won yet !
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'Cause the show ain't over
till the fat man stings !
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- That's all, folks !
- No !
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Fooled you ! Really had you
going there, didn't I ?
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Okay, joke's over.
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We can all go home now.
No hard feelings, eh, buddy ?
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- Nice.
- Nah, just lucky.
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Gog ! Spiral ! Get this freak off of me !
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I want a rematch, mutant.
Pay-per-view, of course.
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Fifty percent of all intergalactic
merchandise and syndication revenue.
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Have I earned that trust yet ?
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You're close. Go on.
You just got time for a quick goodbye.
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- Thanks. Jubilee, I...
- I know.
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You have to go. You have a rebellion
to lead and people you care about.
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I'll never forget you, Jubilee.
Thank you.
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00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:21,529
Come on, kid. Let's head home.
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00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,171
It is the Spire !
244
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,110
The Phalanx will use it to summon
the rest of my people !
245
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:38,212
To add this planet to
the Phalanx empire !
246
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:43,886
It is Self's fault.
Self never should have come here.
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00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,923
Now Selfriends Beast, Forge,
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00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,492
your world is doomed !19738
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