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- Are you ok ?
- I'm fine.
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Grace, leave her alone.
She obviously doesn't want to talk.
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It's my boyfriend, Tom. I mean,
I don't know what happened.
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You know, just when things
started to get kinda serious,
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he starts to pull away.
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Which is so weird because
we have so much in common, like,
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we're both dance majors...
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This is Karen Walker.
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This is Will Truman right here.
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And this is your sorry
ass future,
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if you don't dump that
boyfriend of yours.
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Oh, a-and you think
everybody's gay.
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No, not everybody, just me...
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And you and a dog named Boo.
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Hey, hey. Heh. I'm not gay.
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Well, this well-worn copy
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of the "Dreamgirls"
soundtrack begs to differ.
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- What ?
- We really, really should wait.
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Oh, but why ? I mean,
what are we doing ?
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- Are we waiting till we're married ?
- Yes !
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- Let's get married !
- What ?
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Let's get married and let's wait
till we get married.
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Will & Grace
Saison 3 - Episode 9
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Lows In The Mid-Eighties (Part 2)
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sous-titres par la Team W&G
~seriessub.com~
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You asked Grace to marry you ?
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I panicked. It was either that
or have sex with her.
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I mean, God ! Put yourself in my...
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Will, you know what I think
your problem was ?
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I think you were afraid
of loving yourself.
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Where the hell did that come from ?
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Can you see me ?
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Anyway, the moment I said yes,
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he turned two shades of green
and ran into the bathroom,
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which I found incredibly
romantic, because
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my father did the exact same thing
after he proposed to my mom.
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So I'm in there for, like, 20 minutes.
So I come up with a perfect plan.
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Grace, I've been...
I've been... Grace ?
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I'm getting married
in the morning
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ding dong, the bells
are gonna chime,
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- Will !
- Oh, there he is !
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Congratulations !
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Welcome to the family, son.
I want her knocked up by spring.
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- Grace, we, uh, we need to talk.
- Congratulation.
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- Thank you.
- I've been engaged twice.
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Yeah.
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- Grace...
- Will, come on, come on.
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Meet everybody. Meet the mishpokhe.
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This is Aunt Ida, diabetic;
Uncle Coppy, gambler.
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Aunt Reba and Uncle Joe...
colitis, colitis.
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If I could have one moment.
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Oh, moment shmoment.
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Give your new mother
a big kiss right on the lips.
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Wh... yeah.
That was uncomfortable.
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Now give your new sister
a kiss right on the lips.
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Here. Hold this.
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Oh, no, no, no, no ! Stop.
Stop. Everybody stop.
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- We need champagne. More champagne.
- Yes. I'll go.
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Let me get that. In fact...
We'll get that.
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We'll get that.
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When we get married,
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I'm not only gonna take your name,
I'm gonna take your family, too.
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I can't believe
we're actually gonna do this.
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Yeah.
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Look, um... I don't really know
how to tell you this,
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so I'm just...
I'm just gonna tell you.
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Um, you know before
when I said I loved you ?
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I really, really meant that.
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I do love you. You're the best.
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I can't imagine my life
without you.
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Well, now you never have
to worry about that.
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Yeah, well, actually, I...
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I'm feeling a little lightheaded.
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Um, see, there's this
one teensy little complication...
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Actually, not so teensy. I...
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- I'm gay.
- Are you hungry ?
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- What ?
- What ?
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- I'm gay !
- Are you hungry ?
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- What ?
- What ?
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- I'm g...
- Are you...
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I'm gay.
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Grace ?
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Hey, now. Not exactly
the reaction I was expecting.
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You kill me.
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Oh, my God.
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Grace, I...
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Oh, my God.
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- Grace, I can...
- Oh, my God !
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Grace...
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When did you...
We're getting married.
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Yeah, you know, I don't think
I can go through with that, either.
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I can't... I don't even know...
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How long have you known this ?
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I...I think on some level
I've always known.
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You know, I mean, the guy toweling
himself off in the Zest commercial
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always did a little too much for me.
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Oh, great. Great.
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- The Zest guy knew before me.
- No, no, no, no. Listen.
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That's not what I'm saying.
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I don't think I really knew for sure
until we were in bed together.
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You know ? And I took
one look at you
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in your sexy underwear,
and I just went...
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"Whoa. I am gay."
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You know ? I mean,
do you know what I mean ?
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- Yeah. Yeah, I think I do.
- Yeah ?
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Just... just one thing.
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Ow ! Hey ! Hey !
What are you doing ?
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You bastard !
I'm in love with you,
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and you're treating me like
some sort of test drive ?
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You take me out for a spin,
and you go,
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"Hmm, I don't really
like the feel of this one.
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I think I'd rather have a stick."
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But...
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Don't you see what
a compliment that is ? I mean,
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I mean, I love you, so if
I can't make it work with you,
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then it'll never work with any woman,
because you're perfect for me.
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That is not a compliment. A compliment
is "You're sexy, you turn me on,"
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not "One look at you
proves I'm a queer."
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Look, I understand that
you're upset, but I mean,
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this is... this is a very
big step for me, you know ?
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How about a little support here ?
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Well, you probably would've gotten
a lot more support from me
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if you hadn't asked me
to marry you first.
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Ok. In hindsight, not a good move.
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Oh. Hindsight ? Is that, like,
one of your gay words ?
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What ?
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Look, I never meant
to hurt you, but
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it's not like I planned
to be gay.
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I heard yelling. Is everything ok ?
What's going on ?
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- Nothing.
- Will's gay.
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Oh, sweetie, oh.
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- Julius, I owe you 20 bucks.
- Oh my God.
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What's going on ?
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Nothing.
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Will's gay.
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Grace, you ruin everything !
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Get out.
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What ?
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I want you to get your things,
and I want you to leave.
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You know, I always knew
this would be hard.
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I...I guess I just hoped that
because it was you,
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it wouldn't be the worst
moment of my life.
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Ok, so she threw you out ?
Then what happened ?
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Well, then mother and I
went to the DQ
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for some Brazier
burgers and a Dilly Bar.
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High fat ?
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High fun.
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Not you, Dairy Queen. She means us.
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Yeah, what happened ?
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- Then, um...
- Then we didn't talk for a year.
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Good times.
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A whole year ?
You didn't talk for a year ?
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What were you doing all that time ?
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I was instrumental in bringing
Cats over from London.
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Oh, not the musical. Ethan Katz,
a Jewish hottie from Piccadilly.
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Oh, it's not me again ?
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Grace didn't really
want to deal with me,
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and I had a lot of my
own stuff to deal with,
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you know, like telling everyone
in my life who I really was.
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So, uh, have you been gay
this whole time ?
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Pretty much.
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Were you gay when you put that
Coppertone on me in Fort Lauderdale ?
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Yeah.
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Rob, I know what you're thinking,
but I don't want you to worry.
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You know, last night
when you passed out...
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And I made love to you,
I was totally straight.
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Then of course,
I had to tell my mom and dad.
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And then I had to tell
everyone in my life.
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How could I not have known ?
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He was Boy George for Halloween.
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He has a diffuser
on his blow-dryer.
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And he's prettier than me.
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Oh, baby. This must
be so hard for you.
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It is. I knew you'd understand.
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For a guy to do that to you.
It's humiliating.
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I would die. I would just die.
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You must not feel sexual...
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Or pretty.
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Then there's that gnawing question.
God, did I turn him gay ?
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- I mean, am I so gross that...
- Ok.
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I get that you get it.
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- Think you'll ever talk to Will again ?
- Oh, no way.
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People already think I'm weird
'cause of my haircut.
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You add a gay friend to that,
I might as well be a drama major.
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Man, I was so pissed at you.
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Pissed ? Honey, you don't know
the meaning of the word.
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If you'll remember, the last time
we left the interesting story...
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I had 3 different people
dying to marry me,
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including a 9-time Wimbledon
singles champion.
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And I left them all behind
to be with the man I love,
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and then it turns out...
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The bastard's married. Stan
is married. Can you believe that ?
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I had three different
people dying to marry me,
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including a 6-time
Wimbledon singles champion.
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Oh, shut your trap, barfly.
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What ? Who the hell are you ?
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Listen, Boozo the clown...
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You're bringing us down. If it was
meant to be with this man,
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it was meant to be.
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Who asked you to pop your head
out of your conch shell ?
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If I want advice,
I'm not gonna ask for it
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from a cigarette-slinging,
tray-carrying, mint wrangler.
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- Listen, lady. If there wasn't so many,
- You better watch your mouth
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- I'd bang your head
- or I'll make one phone call and get you
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- and crack your head like a walnut.
- on the next boat to La Via de Los Tostadas.
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I like you. Why don't you
come work for me ?
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And although it was ten years
before Stan and I officially hooked up,
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Rosario and I have been
together ever since.
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Damn it ! My story sucks, too.
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Anyway...
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A year goes by, Thanksgiving
rolls around again,
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and then one night
at D'Agostinos...
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Should we do sweet potatoes
or mashed ?
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Mashed, and I'm in love with you.
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What ?
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Will, why are we pretending ?
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We spend every second together. We call
each other a hundred times a night.
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I saw the way you were
lookin' at me the other day
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when we were at that
place shoppin' for shoes.
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Look, Jack.
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I owe you everything, you know ?
I mean, this past year, coming out.
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You've been like my sherpard through
the Himalayas of... Of him-a-laying.
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But I just don't feel that
way about you, you know ?
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I love you the way you love
a cherished family pet.
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That you never want to have sex with.
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We're meant to be girlfriends,
not boyfriends, you know ?
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It's better that way.
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Brava. You've passed the test.
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I was worried your feelings might get
in the way of our friendship, but
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I'm glad we've cleared that up.
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I really had you goin' there with the
"I'm in love with you thing," didn't I ?
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Yeah, you did.
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Me, in love with you.
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Me, in love with you ? Ha !
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Craziness.
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If you'll excuse me, I'll be
in the frozen foods section.
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It thought it'd be nice if we started
Thanksgiving with some Jeno's eggrolls.
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Will.
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Grace, hi.
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Hi.
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How have you been ?
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Good. Great.
I've been great. You ?
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00:14:21,308 --> 00:14:23,546
Great. Great, uh,
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haven't seen you in months.
248
00:14:25,401 --> 00:14:28,046
It's been a year.
I moved off campus.
249
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,388
Why'd you do that ?
250
00:14:29,509 --> 00:14:32,338
People kept writing "Grace plus
Liberace" on my memo board.
251
00:14:35,682 --> 00:14:36,880
You still mad at me ?
252
00:14:38,635 --> 00:14:39,845
I'm not mad at you.
253
00:14:41,317 --> 00:14:43,876
I mean on some level I knew.
254
00:14:44,406 --> 00:14:46,898
- You did ?
- Yeah. I mean,
255
00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:49,081
girls know. I knew.
256
00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:50,700
Well, if you knew, why
didn't you tell me ?
257
00:14:50,826 --> 00:14:52,229
We could've saved ourselves
a hell of a lot of...
258
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,923
I didn't really know. I just swore that
when I ran into you, I would say that.
259
00:14:57,823 --> 00:14:59,843
You know, I left
about a dozen messages.
260
00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:08,072
And I wrote you a letter.
Did you get the letter ?
261
00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:11,868
- Wait a minute. What was that ?
- What ?
262
00:15:11,989 --> 00:15:14,650
That woman that you were hiding from.
What was that all about ?
263
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:17,695
Well, the last thing he wanted
to do was run into Diane.
264
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,571
Heh. Yeah. So, uh, then we, um...
265
00:15:21,944 --> 00:15:25,158
We made up, and we have been
best friends ever since. Right, sweetie ?
266
00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:28,307
- Right.
- Well, you're all boring and I'm fun.
267
00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:32,910
I better get back to the kids.
Smell you later.
268
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:35,180
Who's Diane ?
269
00:15:35,321 --> 00:15:37,905
You know, the girl Will slept with
after you two broke up.
270
00:15:39,432 --> 00:15:40,123
What ?
271
00:15:40,244 --> 00:15:42,914
You know, the kids will be fine.
I cracked a window in the limo.
272
00:15:47,119 --> 00:15:48,241
You knew that.
273
00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:49,933
You've told her.
274
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:52,973
You didn't know that ?
275
00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:55,557
You didn't tell her ?
276
00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:00,242
What... What is he talking about ?
277
00:16:00,996 --> 00:16:03,858
Nothing. It was this... This girl...
Listen, it was nothing.
278
00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:05,963
Anyway, best friends ! Huh ?
279
00:16:09,213 --> 00:16:11,189
Don't. Will, don't...don't.
280
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Grace.
281
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,539
Grace !
282
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,859
When I get home, I'm gonna rip your
heart out through your foot.
283
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,629
Oh. We should do this every year.
284
00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,755
Are they coming back, because
I still don't understand
285
00:16:27,874 --> 00:16:30,011
what this story has
to do with me and Tom.
286
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,561
Oh, cripes. Honey, let me give it
to you in a nutshell.
287
00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:36,982
Your boyfriend's a big
flaming feather-wearing,
288
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,016
man-kissing,
disco-dancing...
289
00:16:39,988 --> 00:16:43,238
Vermont-living, Christina
Aguilera-loving, Mikanos-going...
290
00:16:43,359 --> 00:16:44,691
Honey, take it on home.
291
00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:50,281
- Tom's queer, dear.
- Merry Christmas !
292
00:16:53,452 --> 00:16:55,703
Would you hang on, please ? Gracie !
293
00:16:55,824 --> 00:16:58,062
- How come you didn't tell me ?
- Because I thought it would upset you.
294
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,267
- Well, it did.
- Well, that's why I didn't tell you.
295
00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:03,240
You're unbelievable. 15 years later,
and you're still lying to me.
296
00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:04,595
- Need a cab, miss ?
- No.
297
00:17:05,995 --> 00:17:08,268
- I was gonna get around to telling you.
- When ?
298
00:17:08,389 --> 00:17:12,033
- Right after you found out.
- That's not even funny.
299
00:17:12,154 --> 00:17:15,439
- Why is this such a big deal ?
- Because I thought that I was the one
300
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,187
- that helped you come out.
- You were !
301
00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:18,783
I thought that I was the one
that changed your life.
302
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:19,984
- You did !
- I thought
303
00:17:20,104 --> 00:17:21,373
it was my naked body
that did nothing for you !
304
00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:23,286
It didn't ! It still doesn't !
305
00:17:24,027 --> 00:17:26,562
- Don't try to make me feel better.
- Grace, come inside.
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00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,133
I don't want to come inside !
307
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:29,966
- Taxi ?
- No !
308
00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:38,003
After what happened with us,
I...I was...
309
00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:42,917
99% sure, you know. But it was that one
little percent hanging over me, so I...
310
00:17:44,242 --> 00:17:47,903
I met this woman at a party, we got
stinking drunk, went back to her room...
311
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:49,872
it was awful.
312
00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,240
So it could have been
awful with me.
313
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,611
Why didn't you make it
awful with me ?
314
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,443
Because I love you.
315
00:18:04,365 --> 00:18:07,355
I cared about you. I...I...I...
I didn't want to put you through that.
316
00:18:07,476 --> 00:18:09,764
I needed to try it
with someone I didn't love.
317
00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:15,441
It was awful, huh ?
318
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:16,993
Beyond awful.
319
00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:19,049
Remember that nature special
320
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:20,899
with the elephant seals
flopping all over the place ?
321
00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:22,944
I needed to picture
the cute guy
322
00:18:23,065 --> 00:18:25,084
that hosted that show
just to make it through.
323
00:18:29,481 --> 00:18:30,556
Ok, is this it ?
324
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,850
Or are there any other sordid
heterosexual stories I should know about ?
325
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:38,827
I swear, like walking through the
kitchen of a Chinese restaurant...
326
00:18:38,948 --> 00:18:40,768
something I only needed
to try once.
327
00:18:40,889 --> 00:18:43,073
- Cab, lady ?
- No !
328
00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:47,847
God, it's amazing. When you need one,
you can never get one,
329
00:18:47,968 --> 00:18:49,889
- and then when you don't...
- Actually, you know, Grace, um...
330
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:55,793
it's raining and we're 40 blocks
from home. We...we did need one.
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Taxi ?
332
00:19:01,653 --> 00:19:02,675
Come on.
333
00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:08,935
So we ok ?
334
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,153
We will be.
335
00:19:25,239 --> 00:19:26,432
Are we ok ?
336
00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:29,995
We will be.
337
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:40,500
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