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Hello...

Marce.

You are deaf.

What are you doing?
Too much work or what?

- Finishing.
- Which reel are you at?

Six.

You're flying, very good.

Terror is my thing.

Stop everything you are doing for a second
and search: "My life as a YouTuber".

Ok, And this is...?

Something incredible.
You're going to love it.

Do you follow Jacques?

- No, who is he?
- Go ahead, click on it.

Hello!
Dear family of one's choice,

Welcome to another chapter
From Jacques not Jackes.

Yes, the one with the strange name,
today I have an anecdote that rocks.

This is a special chapter for women

Because you know
that I am a guardian of feminism

and is obvious because men...
we are suckers, have you noticed?

Suckers of great proportions.

Pay attention to this anecdote.
So, a friend of mine tells me

she has a lifelong friend.

One of those friendships that rarely
occur between a man and a woman.

She is getting close to 40,

she is 37, she is close to 40
is almost... almost there.

Recently she had an existential crisis.
You know what I'm talking about.

Of those crises where
you ask yourself questions.

She has no children,
has not wanted to have children

And was questioned with the following:
What if I want to have children later?

But with whom, anyway?
What if my eggs get too old soon.

Those crises, those questions.

They went out one day in a friendly tone,

They had already had a few drinks,
A nugget goes, a nugget comes.

Everyone was already euphoric,
they were all having fun

And she stares at his best friend
and says something like:

Hey, you're a nice guy,
a very good friend,

How if in a few years,
neither you nor I have had children

so we make a pact of having a child
between the two of us.

- Really?
- Seriously.

Are you serious dumb-ass?

Too crazy?
Can you imagine how beautiful he would be?

They did not talk any more about it,
they arrived at a house

and she decides that she is going
to lie down for a while on the sofa.

When suddenly...
Out of the blue...

She feels something hit her in the face.

When she turns to look at
what is hitting her face

she realizes that is a Dick Slap.

Yes gentlemen, Dick Slap.

Translation:
A slap with the cock.

The dick, the pecker,
the willy wood.

Her friend's penis
who has previously taken it out

and with an erect penis
slaps her in the face.

Can you imagine you are chilling
and have someone hit you on the face

And that you turn
and what you see is a cock out of nowhere.

Now you know what I mean,
Why are we men such a bunch of suckers?

We are suckers, totally suckers.

Long live feminism, long live!

I support them, I understand them,
when things like this happen,

even though it makes me laugh,
I sympathize.

That is why I say to women
that I am a feminist guardian.

This is Jacques not Jackes.

- Very good, isn't it?
- Yes.

No, seriously, it is very good.
Or am I stupid?

- Yes, it is good, is good.
- Ah, well, good.

Well, I also have to go to
finish that crappy commercial.

Good luck...

Thank you...

Bye.

Bye.

What time do you arrive?

Well, no. Yes, alright.

Well, I love you, bye.

I was in the car driving,
handsfree with cell phone here

and the screen is all illuminated,
which increased paranoia.

I decided to make an escape plan.
Step 1,

I grab my shit...

The cab driver on the other side
of the bridge yells at me:

what happened?
Why did you jump?

From the other side
of the bridge I answer:

what did you throw me at me?
Tell me what you threw at me!

Nothing, nothing, I swear.
If you want we can call the police

to investigate,
I have not done anything to you.

Tell me what you threw at me!

I didn't feel you coming!

How are you doing?
What are you watching?

A video of a man Valentina showed me.
Do you want to see?

No, I'm exhausted.
We'll talk later.

Why don't we go to bed.

No, I'm smelling horrible.

I love the way you smell.

I'm going to take a bath.

It's been a while since...

I know...
But later, alright?

Yes?
Better.

THE RIGHT WAY, THE WRONG WAY AND MY WAY.

OPPORTUNITIES MARK THE CROSSROADS
OF OUR LIVES, EVEN THE ONES WE LET GO.

SHOOTING NEW VIDEO WITH @MADAMEPERINE

NO TO WAR.
YES TO WILD LOVE.

THERE ARE NO UNANSWERED QUESTIONS,
ONLY POORLY MADE QUESTIONS.

Welcome to another chapter of:
Jacques no Jackes.

Well, lately I have received Many,
many questions from women

and all go towards the same thing:
what would be my advice to keep love alive

And by love I mean...
Love.

Women, you are not alone in this.
It happens to us men too

that from time to time,
the flame of passion dies.

When you have been fucking
with the same person for a long time,

the flame of passion is extinguished.

But there are tips.
Have you heard of role-playing games?

When it becomes a little bit of an actor
in bed with your partner?

That role-playing games,
different characters,

when you have been a long time
with the same person you have to innovate.

Various examples:
For example, ask your partner

To dress up in black.

With a wig of this style
one can already begin to imagine

that everything is bigger,
everything is more tasty,

everything is thicker.

If what you like is the sea,
and the adventure at sea,

then it occurs to me
that you could play... pirates.

I am the pirate that will
rescue you from the plank

and I'm going to give it to you
like a board.

And there are some women,
or men, who like danger,

then suddenly feel
that they are going to...

be forced in the peace
of your home by a...

guetto boy who comes
to attack them... Anyway...

Think, improvise, play
and you will see that sex

will be renewed.
Women, call the shots!

Hold on to any idea
you've seen around here.

Look for your man and surprise

and I'll see you
in the next chapter of:

Jacques no Jackes.

Javier?

Hello, my love.

Hello.

What are you doing here?

I came to surprise you.

What surprise?

Do you like it?

Marcela, it's not a good time
for a surprise, Marce.

It is the perfect moment for a surprise.

Let me explain.

Son of a bitch.

Yes, Marcela,
I want the sounds of silence

to be equally disturbing
as the loud sounds.

I want the soundscape
to be terrifying.

Make it a disturbing horror...

Marce, she is looking for you.

What for?

I don't know.

Are you listening, Marcela?

Yes, if it goes on,
you want the soundscape to be disturbing.

Yes, but it has to be complemented
with the graphic images

We have, or we would have nothing.

Ok.

- How are you doing?
- Good.

Are you sure?

Why do you ask?

I don't know, because lately I see you
out of your element, in a low mood,

I don't know, that's why I ask.
Is everything all right?

All good.

Look, I know that breaking up
with the boyfriend is very difficult

and it must be much, much worse
to find him with another woman.

I wouldn't know what to do,
I would be devastated.

I am alright.

Look, it's okay to not be okay,

is normal.

When I ended my marriage,

I wanted to leave that house
with all my fucking might.

I was lost for a long time.
I was not alright.

I am fine, Ana.

You don't have to go through
all this all by yourself, don't you?

You can count with me.
We can go for a glass of wine, talk,

you know, don't you?

Yes, thank you.

Why don't you take a few days off?

A long weekend, that way
you get here recharged on Monday.

I would really prefer not to.

Well, yes,
maybe working is better for you.

Speaking of which,
how is the film coming along?

They want it now, don't they?
If you need anything let me know.

And we have to be united
because men are...

a piece of crap.

Did he really tell you that?
Well, everybody knows

that gossip in that office is awful.
What a pain in the ass

and I'll tell you one thing:
since you earned that award

people have done nothing
but think on how to make you fall.

It is not an award.

It is an award just for you,
but you know

how envious people are here.

JACQUES HAS POSTED A NEW VIDEO.
NOW.

Is it important?

No seriously, all good,
it's all right.

No, no, everything is fine.

And your parents,
have you already told them?

No, I have not been able to.

No, Marcela!
That's bullshit!

Your parents are going to die.
They love Javier.

I mean, seriously,
it will give them a bad depression

and especially your mom.

Yes, she wanted to marry him.

Really, every day your mom is like:

Javier this, Javier that,
Javiercito, Javiersote,

Javier is amazing...

Amazing, unfaithful but amazing.
Who's going to put up with my mom.

Why?

She's going to say it's my fault.

What? What?
Your fault? No.

Always.

No, no, no, no, you're kidding me.
You are wrong

What do you mean, always?

It's always my fault.

Marcela, no!
Look at me.

Blame this faggot.
In other words, is it your fault

that the man has fucked
another old chick?

That means
that he was not well cared for.

What?
No, no, no, no, no,

seriously, you are wrong.
You are crazy.

It is impossible for them to say that.

No, they will say that. In addition,
they will ask me what I am going to do.

Do of what?

Who I am going to marry with.

No, no, no, no,
that's a bad plan, seriously.

Well, I think that...
is necessary

because it's already kind of intense,
isn't it?

Yes, I'm coming.

Well,
truthfully today is not an easy day,

today I have news that are not very good

I was about to
not to record anything today,

I don't have the energy.

Yesterday I broke up with Alexandra.
You know,

Alexandra my girlfriend,
we are not doing well.

We are no longer well, we were denying it,
we were ignoring the subject.

But then, the time has come
to confront the truth.

Finally, yesterday we talked about it,

and we concluded that the best thing to do
was to... Well, that, break up.

I was not expecting it because,
this time we had illusions.

I thought this was going to be...

Relax, it was a mutual agreement
and no one was to blame.

Because normally
when there are breakups,

people want to blame someone,

it was your fault because you didn't do.
This is not the case.

Simply, we no longer had
to be together

and we discovered it.
Last night we talked about it

and it's still hard all the same.
Everything happens for a reason.

Meeting Alexandra was wonderful
because she taught me many things.

I am truly grateful
of everything I experienced with her.

Do not judge her.
Keep following her.

Remember:
Alexandra MackeUp Tips.

Love her as I'll keep loving her.

Then,
I will accept with dignity that...

this had to happen and that's it

and I will assume that she is no the one.
And maybe the one

has not reached me,
well, I'm sure she hasn't reached me.

Who knows,
maybe the woman who is for me

is watching me right now
and in that case I want to tell you:

I am here,

I'm waiting for you
with open arms.

That I can't wait
for you to come into my life.

Marcela!
What are you doing?

You shit while watching
a video On YouTube or what?

I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY
WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH.

I ALSO HOPE TO FIND THE MAN FOR ME SOON.
BE STRONG, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

HAS HE ALREADY LEFT?

NO, HE IS STILL GETTING HIS STUFF

SUPPOSEDLY

Do you know where my stuff is?

Which ones?

Can we talk before I leave?

NOW HE WANTS TO TALK.

Of what?

Look, from the bottom of my heart,
forgive me for everything that happened.

For cheating on me with that bitch?

I swear I didn't want
things to end up like this.

I am feeling very bad.

HE FEELS SUPER BAD, POOR,
MOTHERFUCKING, SHITTY ASSHOLE.

I never thought
you would find out that way.

And really, I didn't have the soul...

THE BITCH HAS A NAME
TO TELL I WAS INTERESTED IN EMILIA.

Ah, the bitch has a name.
THE BITCH'S NAME IS EMILIA.

Don't call her that.

I'll call her however I want,
bitch.

She even has a bitch's name.

Well, in any case,
I wanted to apologize.

And that you knew,
that I feel bad about this.

You know what?
Don't apologize.

What did you think?
That a lame-ass apology

would make me forget that you cheated
on me with another woman in your house?

That I was going to tell you
"Everything's alright"

To make you feel good about yourself?
And could you be at ease with her?

Did you think that?

MANY THANKS, MARCE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU
GIVE ME STRENGTH TO KEEP GOING.

AND WHO KNOWS,
MAYBE YOU ARE THE PERSON I'M LOOKING FOR.

What are you doing?

Are you still here?
What more do you want?

Let's leave it at that.

I love you.

Aha, thank you.

YES, WHO KNOWS.

You're being serious, Vale.
I don't believe you.

No, no, no, look,
I don't have to convince you of anything

because we are here with the one
who experienced it firsthand.

- What an asshole!
- How cheeky.

No, no, listen,
I am sorry but that's nothing.

Don't you remember Jaime,

who fucked half of the Bogota's
faggot-cracy while we were together

and then came
dragged away asking me for forgiveness,

Marce, you have to accept that is worse.

No.

What you are saying
is not worse than what happened to Marce.

Did you walk in and saw him on all fours
with another man standing behind him?

Ok yes, yes,
a very nice topic and all,

but I believe that no one here
needs listen to that, right?

And you...
stop being a baby

I mean, that's nothing, Oscar.

Besides, you found you were being
cheated on through Facebook.

But Marce, she experienced it firsthand.

Live and direct.

So what, You are attacking
the gay of the table again, as usual.

Marce, don't be like that, okay?
You can trust us.

We know how much that hurts, right?

- Yes totally.
- No, I am fine.

Are you sure?

Yes, actually,
I'm dating someone.

- Really?
- So fast?

I would be in deep shit.

Totally! Actually, I don't know
what you are doing here with us.

You do not remember...

Let her talk, Oscar.

- I'm not going to say anything anymore.
- Tell us who your suitor is.

I don't want to talk about him now,
we are just getting started.

- C'mon, tell us.
- Show us pictures or something.

I feel embarrassed.

Nothing could be worse
than what happened with Vale

that the ex-boyfriend had a wife.

- Totally!
- Or is it?

He is a YouTuber.

What?!

A YouTuber?

He's a YouTuber. Well, now
you have to show us pictures.

Because, if he has YouTube,
he has Instagram, right?

Totally.

Are you really dating him?

Yes.

Girl, why didn't you tell me before?

- I'm telling you now.
- Valen, relax baby!

You don't have to be
the first to know everytime.

- Uy, he's really hot.
- He looks great.

Not bad for a YouTuber.

You had it in your pocket, didn't you?

JACQUES HAS POSTED A NEW VIDEO.

Hello, family of one's choice.

You may ask
why am I so elegant today?

Is a great look, no?

It is coming ladies and gentlemen.
Well, more ladies, well more girls,

my book launch:

"My life as a YouTuber",
today at 3:00 pm

We will be doing
the pre-launch of my book,

because you know that I have been
a chatterbox with that book, right?

My book this and my book that.
That I just don't know how to finish it.

I don't know that.
That is fucking amazing.

And yes...
It is fucking amazing.

And this exclusive is only for you

you could be the first to buy it,

the first copies, gentlemen and ladies!

And the cherry on top of the dessert,
of the cake, of the pie,

Well, the fucking cherry,

it's just that I'm going
to be signing autographs.

So, you buy the book
and immediately

I will sign them
with a divine dedication,

with much love to you
who will accompany me with love.

You know, today,
at the Librer�a Viajera 3:00 pm.

Watch out girls, very soon

we will be announcing a contest.

What kind of contest? Let me explain:
The winner of the contest,

to be announced at a later date,
can go out with me on a date.

Yes, as you heard a date with me

at the launch event of my book.

Meanwhile, today 3:00 pm,

Librer�a Viajera 3:00 pm.
I'll be waiting for you.

Come in.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Beautiful.

- How are you doing?
- Fine, how about you?

Very good, now better.

To whom is the dedication?

Marcela.

Marcela,
what a beautiful name, Marcela.

Thank you.

No, seriously.

You must tell that
to every girl, right?

How can you think that?

The truth is that... I just say it
to those named Marcela.

Here.

- Thank you.
- To you.

Hey, aren't you going
to read what I wrote?

SHALL WE HAVE COFFEE?

Do you have something to do right now?

The book signing?

The truth...

It can wait.

Then let's put Laura and Miguel
in the commercial of the 14th

while Marcela...

What are the possibilities

the film could be ready
by the 14th and Jose can mix?

Yes, I think that won't be a problem.

Well, then I'm going to put you
in the commercial of the 15th.

Let's get Marcela in here.
Those are 3 weeks after all?

If it is 3 weeks,
I think it would be perfect, don't you?

Yes, I think even earlier.

Ah, perfect,
so let's see how that progresses

And we schedule the rest of the month.

Thank you.

- Ana!
- Yes?

I just wanted to ask you.
I completely forgot

that I have a doctor's appointment
and I wanted to know if I can go.

Yes, of course you can go.

But I would have liked it
if you told me earlier.

Yes, I just completely forgot.

- Alright, alright, no problem.
- Thank you.

How are you doing?
You look better, you look good.

Yes, everything is much better.

Marce, I'm going to eat something.
I don't know if you want to...

- Where are you going?
- To see him.

- Whom?
- Jack.

What? In other words,
are you going to ditch work?

And what did you tell Ana?

That I had a doctor's appointment.

What?
Did you lie to Ana?

You never lie!
What's more, you never leave early!

It is the pre-release of the book.
What do you want me to do?

Well, tell him you can't go.

I want to go.

Ok, Ok, Ok,
I just want you to know

that I feel that you are
obsessing over this guy.

You know what?

You just don't know what it is that
someone sees you for who you are.

No, no, you know what?
I'm worried that you're getting

totally involved with a guy
that you don't know at all.

- I know him. I know everything about him.
- Right.

I'm going to be late, talk to you later.

Come on, come on, run.

A lot of people came today, right?

Don't you think he's great?

He signed my book and everything!

Tonight I will get home
and read it all,

I want to know all about
how it ended with that Alexandra

and how she treated him badly.

I definitely do not understand
how can there be women

who treat men like him badly.
He is so sensitive.

Have you already bought the book?
It is very good.

Well, enjoy it.
I had to take off work

to be able to be here,
so it's my turn to run

before I get scolded.
Anyway, I'll see you.

Love...

Another one, another one.

That one is better.

Thank you.

Come in.

What's your name?

Angie.

To Angie, you know, don't you?
Jacques no Jackes. Enjoy it, to you.

Hi, how are you doing?
What is your name?

Angie too, you are the second.

Stay well.

Hi.

Your turn.

Hello beautiful, is everything OK?

Yes.

Thanks.

In whose name
should I make the dedication?

What?

The book.

Oh, em...

The one who understands
what you are going through.

- But you have a name, right?
- Yes.

What is it?

Marcela.

Marcela, to whom...

Ah, you are Marcela.

You were the one who left me
that same comment,

I understand what you are going through,
in my social media, right?

Yes.

Of course I remember you.
Thank you very much.

Not at all.

No, really, the truth is that one
doesn't really appreciate such comments.

That day in particular,
it made me feel very good.

Thank you.

Can I take a picture with you?

Sure, let's take the picture,
come over here.

I'll take it if you want.

Ready?
One,

another smiling.

Bitch.

That was a good one.

Sorry.

No, don't worry, is alright,
it is very good. Look.

Check it out I like it.

Yes, is really good.

Thank you very much again.

No thanks to you.

Goodbye.

Hello, mother?

How is everything going?

Well, exporting to send to mix.

Ah alright, and how are you?

Good.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

I am receiving many comments
on your performance.

Whose?

From all over the world,
customers.

The director changes his mind
a thousand times about the same thing.

No, your colleagues also say
that you are on another planet.

Since I earned that award
everyone is looking for a way to screw me.

Breathe, breathe,
that's what I came to tell you.

I think you need time, that breakup
with your ex left you in a very bad shape,

You need to find yourself.
Come back here in a more creative mindset.

I don't think it is necessary Ana.

You don't have to feel sorry for all this.
I also had to stop when I divorced.

You have to go to find yourself
and figure out where you stand.

I would really, really
prefer to keep working.

I am not going to be your friend now.
I'm going to be your boss.

That rest is mandatory.

And I'm not going to give you
an ordinary vacation

I'm going to give you a paid break
for all the great work you do for us.

You will thank me later.

So, you finish your work,
you take your sabbatical

and we'll talk in a couple of weeks, ok?

Yes.

How is the book?

Good.

Shall I read it?

- No, I don't think is your type.
- You never know,

I will read it to see if we have other
things to talk about when you come back.

Bye.

WHEN YOU BRING OUT YOUR INNER LANCE BASS.

JACQUES HAS POSTED A NEW VIDEO.

Hello family of one's choice,
welcome to another chapter of:

"Jacques no Jackes"

Well, chapter as a real chapter let's
say no, because today it's more like

I am going to explain the
contest rules, yes,

the contest where a girl
can accompany me...

to the launch of my book,
to have a date with me,

to have a great time,
but what do we have to do, man?

C'mon dude, explain it to us.

First:
You have to enter the page

www.mividacomoyoutuber.com
and register.

Second:
You must pre-order my book

My Life as a YouTuber
Yes ladies, buy it,

If you were already at the pre-launch
of my book and you already bought it...

is simple, at the back of the book
there is a code, enter it.

Third:
and this is my favorite part,

You have to get your heads on straight,
tackle that creativity.

Seek divine inspiration
to make a video,

it is simply a video where you'll explain,

why do you have to be
the winners of the contest,

why do you want to go out with me,
why do you want to be

at the launch of my book
dancing with me.

Once you have it ready,
you have been inspired

you have this powerful winning video
of a powerful contest,

you upload it to the site.
Easy, isn't it?

So, I'll be waiting.
Get inspired,

Look for that creativity,
make the best video.

Win the contest
and maybe we'll see each other.

Hello family of one's choice,
Allow me to introduce myself,

I am Marcela Mu�oz,
I believe I am the right person

to accompany Jacques
to the launch of his book;

my life as a YouTuber,
because I am addicted to... his videos.

They make me laugh,
and they make me cry,

I feel that...
he's a person who understands me

on the face of the earth.
Then,

to be selected, event,

tt would be something...
unimaginable to me.

Is that okay?

Yes, my love, that's perfect.

Did you arrive alone?

I don't know.

Are you sure that's right?

Yes, Don't start.

If anything happens,
I move it from here.

Let me help you with the bags.

Good.

And Javier?

- Hello my love.
- Hi daddy.

- How are you doing?
- Well, how about you?

Good, good,
give me this one too.

Ok.

Here comes your mom.

Welcome daughter.

- Hi Mom.
- Hello love.

I'm going to carry the suitcases
to your room.

You remember that the room
is occupied, don't you?

She must be accommodated
in the other room.

Marcelita, I'm so sorry.

Since we didn't know you were coming
we lend you your room to a photographer,

is a good guy,
you will meet him later.

Excuse me.

A photographer?

Help me there.

Daughter.

Mother.

What happened to Javier?

He was unable to come.

How so?

Work.

Well, it's a long weekend
he could have taken a couple of days.

Yes, but he could not.

You broke up, right?

Why do you say that?

Because Javier has stopped coming

and you know it.

I don't want to talk about
it, mom, alright?

Daddy!
Photographer of what?

So if I don't fall on them by surprise,
I don't find out

that they had given away
my room to a stranger.

Don't be exaggerated.
He is a photographer and

your dad is very pleased with him.
He is a friend of the Pe�a family.

It is temporary.

Gloria, the girl is right,
we should have consulted you earlier.

Alright.

Ready?

Yes, let's go.

Gloria, we are going to practice
with the girl. See you soon.

Yes, of course,
go away and leave me alone,

since Javier did not come
who is the one that accompanies me.

And you insist with Javier.

It's okay, so if you want to,

we stay and help you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't want to ruin

the father-daughter moment.
I'm used to it.

Gloria...

No, let's do one thing,

when I come later we both play.

No.

No?

And I tie you with the straps...

I love you...

Oh Pablo, you are terrible.

Let's go.

Yes, let's go.

My darling... what's the name
of this boy... your boyfriend's name?

This boy,
you know what it is called.

My love the truth is that

I can't get used
to you having a boyfriend.

Then don't worry
because he is no longer my boyfriend.

No?

No.

What happened?

Well, well, don't be so happy.

No, I am not happy,

but tell me what happened.

With Javier?

With Javier.

It did not work.

But... Are you okay?

Yes.

Are you sure?

Yes, daddy, don't worry.

Beautiful.

Alright...

Let's practice.

I can't practice with your mom
because she doesn't like it.

But you are here my love,
and I am sure

that she is not going to be a nuisance.

Good, need help?

Ready!

Good, like when you were little.

Don't forget,

feet shoulder width apart,

semi-flexed arms,
and don't forget to always

support the right hand and the revolver
on the left hand.

- Okay.
- Ok, this is the position.

C'mon.

That's it, hit it there, that's it.

And don't forget to breathe.

Calm love, is the first one.
Breathe.

Pablo!

Pablo!

Yes, my love, tell me.

Love, the stove jammed again.

Ok love, I'm coming.

No, now!
I have to cook the chicken.

Okay, alright.
I'm coming.

God.

Don't forget to breathe.

My mom was telling me
about your tenant,

Tell me who he is.

He is a very talented photographer.
A friend of the Pe�a family.

I think he is staying Nearby,

I even invited him to dinner tonight.

I hope Marcela won't start smoking.

No Gloria,
why would you think that?

Are you smoking?

Only with you daddy.

Do you know who you are?

You are my daughter

And I know you,

and I know you're not going through
a good time,

even if you tell me you're fine,

I know better.

Darling, it happened to me too
before I met your mom.

When I divorced I felt very bad.

I felt terrible.

I thought I had a sign
on the forehead that said:

"This man has no future".

Negative thoughts began,

and I did things that were not right,

very bad things
but fortunately I came to my senses.

I know that things with Javier ended,

but it happens sometimes,
life is not always as you want it to be.

If I had not had
that failure with my first wife

I am sure that...
today could not make your mom happy.

Daughter,

I love you.

Finish the cigarette
and let's go inside

it is getting very cold.

Well, help yourselves
because it will get cold.

- Please.
- Enjoy your meal.

So Michel,
how did you meet my dad?

It is a story that is not very long,

is kind of funny, I think.

Michel and I are supposedly
worked together years ago

But the truth Michel, excuse me,
I do not remember.

No,
but you don't have to remember,

I was a humble photography assistant.

Apparently Michel worked on the photos

that were used on the cover
of the CD I produced.

At that time the covers

were mostly done with photographs,
and did not use that pile

of graphic design and cartoons
that they use today,

was more that style.

So, they called me
to take the photos of the article

of that music magazine...

That magazine
where your dad was announcing

the withdrawal of the music.

So, they called Michel to take pictures.

- So, you took the pictures.
- Yes.

No, no, no,
he did not take pictures.

Made him look like the emperor of music.

Don't overdo it either.

No, no, I am not exaggerating.
You should have seen it, daughter.

The girls were all over him.

Not again with the same story,

You are exaggerating my love,
and I know it's because you love me.

I love you.

And what do you do Marcela,
your dad told me

that you recently won a very important
award, something like that.

Eh, yes.
I work in sound design

for movies and commercials above all.

Truthfully she is very modest.
She won an award

for making the sound design of a film.

It was amazing.

And can it be seen?

Of course,
What's more, you have to see it.

Yes, I surely want to see it,
is it available?

It's unbelievable, such a handsome boy,
brilliant, smart like you

and you just haven't married?

- My goodness.
- Gloria please.

What?
And what does it have to do with having

In addition, if he was uncomfortable
you would have told me, wouldn't you?

Am I being nosy?

No, not at all
but if it is difficult for a person to

be patient with my pace of work,
the things I like to do.

It's hard to be in a relationship.

That's my daughter you know,
she starts a project

And becomes so engrossed
that she forgets the whole world.

She does not visit us.
Actually, you know.

That is why I believe
she broke up with the boyfriend.

Mom, no more.

Gloria, I don't think we
have to talk about it, please.

- No, but if you have...
- It is the truth.

It is often very difficult
for people to understand

our time, our work pace

and if the relationships become difficult,

is more than normal,
is the artist's life, isn't it?

Spoke like a true artist.
Let's toast to Michel.

Cheers!

Cheers!

For your photo collection.

Yes, to getting my series published or
to be able to exhibit it somewhere.

So let's toast to the series.

Cheers!

And we're going to get someone
to publish it, of course.

Why, What are you working on?

I am making a series of photos,
which can be a bit like...

like a problem for some people,
they are a bit taboo,

I am exploring female sexuality.

These are amazing photos.

Yes, they already told me
that my room is your room.

I turned it into a dark room
for some time

your dad very generously
allowed me to use,

I think hit will be back back
to normal very soon.

I would love to see them.

Of course,
I'll show them to you whenever you want.

And why did you choose that topic?

Because I love women, because...

They have taken me to...
push the boundaries of beauty,

understand it differently.
I think they are very powerful.

Powerful as.

From every point of view,
I think the shape of their body,

their curves...
the way they get all of us men

to do whatever it takes

in order to get under their skirt.

I think that makes them very powerful.

And�
Are the women in your photos models?

No, no, they are not models, no.

I got tired of taking pictures of models.

They are ordinary women.

And they get naked for you?

Yes, many times the link...

the bond is emotional

and after that we become friends and...

Inadvertently, there can be
a sexual bond, why not.

I could not take nude photos.

No, you don't think so?

No,

Well, they say it can be very liberating.

But what like a selfie in
the bathroom?

No.

Perhaps an expert can help you.

- Someone like you?
- Why not?

Maybe one of these days
when your parents go on a trip.

- We can, I don't know, explore.
- Maybe.

Be careful.

Yes.

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET TO APOLOGIZE
FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

CAN WE GET TOGETHER
ONE OF THESE DAYS FOR A BEER?

- Hello.
- Hello.

- How are you doing?
- Well, and you?

All good. Do you want to sit here
or we go to a table over there.

Here is fine.

Alright.

You look very pretty.

Thank you.

Would you like to have a drink?

A beer?

Beer!
My friend!

Hey, do me a favor.

Bro, hey.

Hey, can I ask you a question?

Ah, tell me.

Who do you have to sleep with
in here to get a beer?

I'll bring you one.

Thank you!

Don't stop, Jacques.

What?

Who the fuck is Jacques?

Who the fuck is Jacques?

What do you care who Jacques is?

Are you dating someone?

What do you care
if I am dating someone?

What's wrong with you?

It happens, that you're crazy.

Ah, I'm crazy?

Yes, you are crazy.

Hypocrisy in person.

- Who? Me?
- Clearly you.

Yes?
You called me Jacques.

Where is your girlfriend?

Don't get her in...

You want to stick it in me,
but we can't talk about your girlfriend.

Fuck, you called me Jacques!

He sucks me, so what.

So what? I suck you too.
You loved it when I sucked you off.

No, no.

Don't you remember when I did it to you?

Since I met Jacques,
I realized that there was a part

of me that I didn't know existed.

I don't have to listen
to that shit of yours.

That you didn't know existed.

It's just that he's a much better
fuck than you.

That's enough.

He does not have that little problem
that you have to get it hard.

I have no problem.

- No?
- No.

Shall we call your girlfriend?
What does she say?

Doesn't she tell you all the time
that it happens to everyone?

What?
Did I hurt your feelings? Yes?

Thank you for breaking up with me
because I met someone

who fucks me as he wants.

Yes?

What are you going to do?
Now if you've got your g�evas down?

Tougher.

More...

Choke me.

Choke me.

I am worried about you. You are
taking this to a level of insanity.

Good luck getting it hard
with your girlfriend now.

Fuck you.

Hello, family of one's choice.
Welcome to another chapter of:

"Jacques no Jackes"
Finally, the time has come

to announce the winner of the contest.

But before that I have to thank

all those who sent their videos,
because the truthfully

they were really wonderful.
It was very difficult to choose.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I laughed, my eyes watered.

I laughed again, I loved them,
but unfortunately

there can only be one winner.
At last, the long-awaited moment...

and the winner is:

Marcela, Marcela Mu�oz.

Look, look, she showed off.
I have to confess that she did a great job

did a crazy job.
We were dumbfounded

when we saw it we all said;
she is undoubtedly the winner.

So Marcela, in a short time,

watch out for your cell phone,
watch out for your networks.

Because we will be contacting you.
Because you are coming with me

to the launch of my book.
Because you're going to dance with me.

Because you're going on an
unforgettable date with me.

For the time being, Marcela,
you know this.

You are my date.

- Hello?
- Hello Marcela.

- Yes?
- How are you doing? With Jacques.

Hello.

- Everything OK?
- Good and you?

Fine, thank you very much.
Listen,

I got you a car
to pick you up at your home

and bring you here
to the event site, is it OK?

OK.

I'm sorry I couldn't pick you up.

No, don't worry.

The thing is that I am really busy
with the event.

Yes, don't worry about me.

Thank you for your understanding.
See you here.

Okay.

Okay, bye.

- Hello?
- Hello Marcela?

Yes.
Hello Marcela, this is Cristina,

Jacques' manager.
How is everything going?

Good, and you?

Everything good. Look, soon a car will
go to pick you up so, watch out for it.

Ok and Jacques?

He will be here waiting for you.
What happened is that because

of all this hassle, he couldn't go.

But he is very sorry with you
for not picking you up.

Yes, don't worry.

They're picking you up right now, okay?

Good.

Alright, bye.

- Who is it for?
- To Natalia.

Jacques, look.

Good, good.

Thank you.

This one for whom?

Marcela?

Yes.

Hi, I'm Cristina Jacques' manager.

Oh, hi.

Thank you for participating
in the contest.

Your video was amazing.
We all liked it,

especially Jacques.

Thank you.

I'm going to see if he...
He is very busy.

Yes, I can imagine.

Hey but...
You look super pretty.

Thank you.

I'm going to go look for him.

Jacques, come with me.

Meet Marcela,
the winner of the contest.

Hello, hi.

How are you doing?
How was the ride here?

- Good.
- Everything OK?

You realize that we are
already trending on Twitter, right?

Wonderful.

Wonderful, but it worries me.

Why?

Because the page will crash at any time

and the streaming is not
going to be seen by anyone.

Well, I'll solve it.

So, what are you waiting for?

I'm going to fix it.

You read it then, yes?

Marcela,
we have a preferential spot for you.

Come this way.

Would you like to have a drink?

No thanks.

Are you sure? Wine, water.

Alright

Wine.
Do me a favor,

bring her a wine please.

They will bring it to you.

Hello and welcome to all,
thank you for being here.

It's one thing to make videos
on YouTube and be alone,

and it is another thing to have
an audience, so please forgive me

if I'm a little nervous...

I love you!

Thank you, I love you too.

So nothing, I just want to thank you all

I really appreciate the support you
have given me watching my YouTube videos,

supporting the channel.
The truth is that I started as a game

and I didn't expect it to be
as successful as it has been.

Even less the success the book has had,

because that was a second step

that I wasn't expecting.
And in doing so,

and seeing the public's reception,
yours,

I want to tell you: thank you
very much for your support,

for reading it, for buying it.
I am very happy to have your support.

No, really, I think I'm not going to
bore you anymore

with so much talk. If you liked it
then recommend it to your friends

and if not to your enemies.
What difference does it make?

Without further ado,
let the party begin, right?!

Thank you, thank you for being here.

Is everything Ok?

People are having a good time,
aren't they?

Uh?

People are having a good time,
aren't they?

So it seems, great, isn't it?

How did I talk?
I made a fool of myself, didn't I?

Look who's here.

And who invited this one?

I don't know.

Hey, how's it going?

Alexa, how about you?

Good, how are you?

Divinely.

Congratulations, the book is
a complete success, isn't it?

Truthfully, we are very pleased.
Did you hear the lastest news?

No, what?

They are translating into english,

in a few months it will start selling
in the United States.

Is that so?
Very good.

Very good.

How nice!
And above all I congratulate Cristi

because I know that
without her you wouldn't do anything.

Yes, surely.

Of course!

No shit.

I'm sure they don't give a shit.

And your friend, who is she?

So what are we becoming?

We haven't talked about it.

Ah,

well...

I wish you all the best.

Congratulations,
I hope the book keeps doing well.

Thank you.

Always wishing you the best.

The same to you.

- See you soon.
- Okay, Take advantage of the free drinks.

Yes, that's what I'm getting at,
finally something free, right?

- The way you like it.
- Yes.

Who does she think she is or what?

And what does it matter...
I didn't invite you.

I didn't invite you...

Pretty?

Do you want to leave?

So, how are you doing with that YouTuber?

I am not doing.

What?

How so?
What happened?

You were super thrilled
with this guy.

You know... Men.

You know I know.

And... what about you?
How do you feel?

Don't worry.

Well, you weren't going to get
someone that fast anyway, right?

Besides, what a drag to have
a relationship with a YouTuber.

Imagine you taking pictures all day long

making videos... no, what a drag.

And did you fuck him?
That guy was so hot.

He was yummy.

No, it didn't come to that.

Didn't fuck him? Oh no...

You know that I have to fuck someone

to know if there is any chemistry
or something, you understand me?

- No seriously.
- He is about to start on the subject.

Go talk about penises.
Can I borrow the bathroom?

- Don't you eat all the cheeses, you hear?
- Me?

Hey, did Javier call you or something?

No, he did not call me.

Marce...
Are there more of these cheeses?

Really Oscar, really no more

with the fucking cheeses.
But is that...

You have done nothing but eat the cheeses,
control yourself.

If you want, I'll go with you.

No, I'm going to get them.

Oh so good, this would be delicious
with a little bread.

Give me a little wine, Osquitar.

Vale?

Marce...
What is all this?

It is nothing.

I'm really worried about you.
Are you okay?

They were for a contest.

I know which contest they were for
and that was a while ago, Marcela.

Why do you have this guy's pictures here?
You are becoming obsessed.

- I am not obsessing.
- Yes you are!

I'm not obsessing!

Look, I don't know what you think
but I think that breaking up

with Javier left you in a bad shape
and that's fine.

It is a process...

I'm not obsessing!
How many times do I have to tell you.

Don't judge me.

Don't tell me I'm crazy.
Stay out of it.

I don't want to talk about it.

Please don't say anything to them.

Hey...

Yes Cristina,
I'll upload that video, but tomorrow.

Because I am just entering my house
and I'm exhausted.

Not right now, tomorrow for real.

Yes, tomorrow.

There is a little video
for my family Jacques, a birthday video.

What the fuck!!

Where am I?
Who are you?

Don't you recognize me?

Huh?

Do you remember me?

You were the one who won the contest.

Ah, so you did see me that day.

Where am I?

In my house,
you came to give me what you promised me.

What?

That I want you to give me
what you promised me

when I won the contest.

What did I promise you?
What are you talking about?

I did not dance, I did not laugh,
that was not a date.

Are you crazy or what?

No!
I want what is rightfully mine.

Let me go.

Let me go now.

Let me out of here, you crazy bitch!
Help, help!

It must not be comfortable, right?

If you don't calm down,

You will not be able to get dressed.
If you don't dress up,

we will not be able to have our date.

And if we don't have our date,
you will not be able to leave.

What do you want to hear?

What kind of music do you like?

Whatever you want is fine.

Do you want wine?

Yes.

Cheers,

to a lovely night.

Aren't you going to toast?

I know what you are thinking,
why don't I delete her.

I don't kill her right here.
You can't.

The key to the padlock
you have on your leg.

I don't have it with me.

So, this way if you kill me
you can't get out of here.

Eat.

Don't you like it?

I am Vegetarian.

I didn't know...
I didn't see that in any of your videos.

Cristina forbade me tell that.

Why?

She says that vegetarians
radiate an air of moral superiority.

Smart...

Tomorrow I will prepare
something that you will like.

Tomorrow?

Yes, tomorrow.

When will I be able to leave here?

How so?

When am I going to be able
to get the hell out of here?

I don't know,
I thought we could stay for a while.

Don't look at me like that,
you will change your mind.

So, the book was a success.

No.

But you sold 9,000 copies. That's a lot.

That is a lie.

It was translated into English.

Another lie.

But a lot of people
sent videos to enter the contest.

A lot of people that we paid to do so

and to go to the launch,
is called strategy.

Why?

Everyone does it.

Everyone does it.

Yes...
It is a business that works well.

So, your business is a lie.

It is ours.

What else?

My relationship with Alexandra,

nonexistent, never happened.

I saw them fight.

You forget that I am an actor.

You kissed me.

I am a very good actor.

And the fight afterwards?

A script,

made for actors.

Everything... Everything is...

Bullshit, yes.

A perfectly put show
for obsessive freaks like you.

No.

They become obsessed with people like me.

No.

For the simple act of standing up
to talk in front of a fucking camera.

Yes.

Do you know why we chose you?

Because we have to put a face
to such a crazy fan.

Shut up.

We really couldn't believe
that there was someone like you.

We had to meet you, we could not believe

that there was a crazy bitch
of your proportions.

Shut up!

What about enjoying your parents' house
while they are on the road?

Yes, something like that.

Yes, your dad told me that maybe
you were coming.

To be on the lookout, I saw your car
and decided to come in and say hello.

Thank you.

Well, whatever you need
you can let me know.

Well, thank you.

Your dad told me
he was going to take out darkroom stuff.

Yes, I picked them up.

But...
You left the red light.

Here are your things.

Thank you, you're just like your dad.
You want to have everything in order.

I believe that the minimum
is to change your light bulb.

No, the truth is that I like it.

But it is quite uncomfortable.

I was thinking that...
We could leave the bulb

and take some pictures.

Well, if you want us to leave the light
for that, that wouldn't be a problem.

Yes.

I hope you like this food.

Thank you,

thank you very much, Marcela,

to...

our third attempt.

Cheers.

Cheers.

What?

I like the song.

Me too.

Do you want to dance?

Who is it?

Michel.

- Hello!
- Hello.

Did I wake you up?

Ehh, yes.

I didn't know you slept late.

What time is it?

About 10 o'clock in the morning.

And what are you doing here?

Well, I was on the market
taking some pictures

and I saw this and decided
to come to make you breakfast.

Your family has been very nice to me.

I want to cook something for you.

Did you have a party last night or what?

No.

I like the way that shirt looks on you.

I was thinking we could skip the photos.

No, Michel.
No.

PSYCHOSEXUAL