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Ohh! Come on!
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Minh?
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Minh!
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Minh!
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- No. - Yep.
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Just checking the ban is still in place.
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And it is.
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Higher. Higher. Lower.
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- Morning, Roz. - Webmaster.
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Morning, Helen. No, no, straighter.
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- A bit more to the right. Yes, good. - I'll just...
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Good. A bit more to the right. And let it go.
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Hey, Helen, stop!
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- Don't go in there! - Okay! Why not?! What's going on?!
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No, I'm just excited. I've got your office ready. Totally styled it out.
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- This way. - Okay.
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- You...you all good? - Yeah.
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Might just need a minute.
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You know, I'm quite highly strung. Maybe don't yell at me.
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- This one? - No. That's a cupboard.
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This is your office.
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Oh! Which is also a cupboard.
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Very unpretentious.
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And I like that I can interrogate suspects in here too.
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How about this desk?
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Ooh, it looks a bit different to the picture.
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I know! It's a hack! I hacked it! What do you think?
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I'm not sure you needed to, but okay, yeah, why not?
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Liaise with George for anything you might need.
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Don't go wild, obviously. We are on a budget.
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Mm-hm.
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This is for clients.
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Maybe I could get something a bit more comfortable for clients.
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Yep.
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Is that doing anything?
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Um...not in here.
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Mm. Not out here either.
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What about a print or something to cover the mold on that wall?
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There's this website that does, like, inspirational work posters...
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you know, like, "Live, laugh, love", that kind of thing.
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I don't really do any of those things.
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You can make your own one.
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Like, you could have, "Meeting, lunch, phone call", or something.
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Sure. That's really inspiring.
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Well, you would personalize it. What do you like?
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Um...I like my dog.
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Uh...soup. I really like soup.
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Watching television.
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Tea. Scones. Obviously go together.
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Ooh, butterscotch. Always better than you think.
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You sound like my grandma.
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Yeah, I do like big pants.
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- Just...they keep me secure. - Yeah.
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Hello, Bob! How are you?
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Rozalind Gru-bear! Good to see ya!
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I hope we can sort this out quickly.
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I've got a dim sum lunch I've got to get to.
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Not up to me, I'm afraid.
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I've handed this one over to our new colleague, Helen Tudor-Fisk.
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- Fisk? - Mm.
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- Fisk...any relation to... - Father.
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Well, well, interesting! Are the rumors true? Do we know?
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You know, about Dad and the tip-staff?
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Helen.
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- This is Bob Stanley. - Hello, Bob.
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It's all true...mum died, Dad kicked that closet door down
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and came out screaming, ran off with his tip-staff.
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It's been quite the roller-coaster ride. Should we head on in?
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Okay, the will states that the cremains are to be divided
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between the family of Alan Munster and Kellie-Joy Frazer.
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Obviously I should get the whole vase of ashes,
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but if Ally says half, I'll accept half, please, thank you.
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Ooh, hang on, the will does not specify half.
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It simply says, "cremains to be divided".
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That's what we're here to determine.
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- But I'm the widow. - Widow...were you married?
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- That feels like new information... - No, they weren't married.
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Me and Ally-bear were married in our hearts.
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Don't need a piece of paper to be married.
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I think that's exactly what you need to be married.
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- Yeah... - Hey, are there any snacks?
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I'm...I'm quite peckish. Roz usually serves snacks.
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- Sorry. No snacks. - What...? That's a shame. A bit of cheese floating around?
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No, Bob. No floating cheese.
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I just need to clarify exactly how long you were in a relationship with Mr.Munster.
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Five minutes.
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Um...Instagram begs to differ.
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We've been an official couple since October last year.
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But, before that, it was just flirting around the office,
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a bit of sexting.
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Oh, God. My poor mother didn't deserve this.
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- No, that's pretty... - Oh, that's hard to look at.
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He was living his best life, Gina.
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There's a saying, you know?
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"Why go out for steak when you're getting the milk for free"?
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What?
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Uh...I believe the expression is,
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"Why go for a hamburger when you're getting steak at home"?
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Right.
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Sorry, but I still don't quite understand what you're saying.
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I'm saying I'm the steak.
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Yeah, nah, I think in that scenario, you're the hamburger.
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I'm not the hamburger!
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I'm fillet steak.
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You're really not. You're more like a kebab.
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Mm.
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Yum.
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Oh!
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Roz?
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I've just seen Bob Stanley in the meeting room.
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- Is this yours? - Uh-uh.
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- Hang on, that's mine. - Jesus, take it easy.
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That's...yeah. That one's gone.
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Why are there no snacks in there?
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Let's get some taramasalata, some tzatziki in there.
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Bob will agree to anything if there's snacks.
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I thought I wasn't allowed anywhere near legal proceedings.
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Just find some bloody hummus and put Bob's name on it.
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And it's "Hou-mus".
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Okay, so, with regard...
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- That's good hummus. - Yep.
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- Very happy with that. - Okay.
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So, with regard to the division of the cremains,
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we would like to make an offer of five grams, or one teaspoon.
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One teaspoon?!
Which I realize doesn't sound like much, however, it is enough to pop in, say, a locket
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or some other kind of keepsake.
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- A what-sake? - Like a memento, a keepsake.
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For example, there's a company
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that will put a small amount of ashes into a snow globe.
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Mm, that's nice.
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- Do you think? - Uh...yeah, nice.
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Uh...sometimes people mix the ashes with ink and get a tattoo.
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- Really? - Relax.
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Yep, definitely doing that. I could get a teddy bear,
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my own little Ally-bear on my shoulder maybe.
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I would've thought a tramp stamp would be more suitable.
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I've already got one, Gina, so joke's on you.
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Mm. Um...my client...
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hang on. Sorry. Chewing.
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Sorry, that's not fair.
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I'm gonna need more than five grams
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If I'm gonna get a tattoo and a snow globe.
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It actually is fair because we've done the calculations.
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Let me talk you through them and then you'll see how we got there.
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Okay, so...
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what we need to do
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is compare the amount of time you spent with Mr.Munster
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versus the time he spent with his family.
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So, over here on your side,
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you say you were together six months, I'm taking you at your word,
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including that extra bit at the beginning,
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we end up with about 7.44 months.
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Versus a 48-year marriage with two children,
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combined ages of which are 76 years.
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Now, 76 and 48...that's a 124 years.
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In order to compare that with this, we need to convert that to months.
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So, we times it by 12. We end up with 1,488 months.
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Now we're comparing apples with apples.
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Then we factor in the weight of the ashes.
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Now, that's approximately one to three kilograms,
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so what we go with is units, then we convert it back to grams,
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and what we end up with is five grams, one teaspoon.
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It was actually 4.7, but I'm being generous, I've rounded up.
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So, what do we think? Bob?
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Yeah, um...
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That's imp...it's impressive.
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Yeah, I actually think that's quite a fair deal.
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So, are we all happy with that?
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I know you're not happy with it. But we agree to that?
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- Yeah. - Great.
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Well, I'm gonna call the funeral home and get them to release the ashes.
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Mm.
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Make sure I get a good five grams.
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Like, from his heart, you know? I don't want foot ashes or anything.
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Vis-a-vis our next meeting, Helen,
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what do you think about a few deli meats?
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Maybe some "Lavash"?
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Yeah, I'll get on that.
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Do you wanna take the hummus? No-one else wants it, Bob.
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Oh, yeah. For sure.
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Thanks.
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And any snacks you'd like for the next meeting or...
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a bit upset?
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Okay.
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- Oh, Viktor. - Helen!
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- What's going on? - I don't have you in the diary.
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- I thought you'd be at work. - I'm on...
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- I'm on long-service leave. - What is that smell?
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You haven't got that dog with you, have you?
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- No. - You know I'm allergic.
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- Yes. - Oh, it's like popcorn and wet meat.
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- No, I think that's just me. - Is Dad home?
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- Yes. Why? - Do I need a reason?
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Maybe I just want to say hi.
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- Really? - Yes!
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And I would also like to borrow the George Foreman Grill, please,
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because the cook-top at my Airbnb is broken.
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Oh, Helen. Is this how you thought your life would turn out?
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You're divorced, you're living in a bedsit,
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you're eating steaks cooked in a sandwich maker.
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It's not a sandwich maker. It's a...lean, mean grilling machine,
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Look, why don't you pick it up on Sunday when you come for lunch?
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Oh, you're not the boss of my dad, Viktor, okay?
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I was his tip-staff for 15 years, Helen.
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I think you'll find I have been the boss of your dad for quite some time.
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Fine. I will get it on Sunday.
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Well, lovely. We'll look forward to seeing you then.
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Dad's doing a seafood buffet.
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Ooh, goody! Fish!
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No-one's favorite. Bleugh!
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Yes, Viktor?
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I want you to call May and Graham and invite them to Sunday lunch.
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Why do I have to call them? It's your lunch.
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They're your aunt and uncle.
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I want everyone there. I've got a big announcement.
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Is that a euphemism?
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Viktor, I said is that a euphemism?
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Yes, Helen, I heard you. Don't be common.
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Just call your aunt and uncle, please. Thank you. Goodbye.
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Wow!
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Look what you've done.
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It's like a room reveal on "The Block".
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All this for $80 at Kmart. Can you believe it?
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- Yes, I can. - Check this out!
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The most-comfortable-ever chair for clients.
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Chair, you reckon?
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I really thought outside the box for this one.
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Yeah. And...what is that? A fez?
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Yeah, maybe for a monkey.
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Mm-hm.
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Doesn't mean she can come in here any time she wants
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and watch TV and fall asleep on the couch.
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She was asleep on the couch the other day when I came home from work.
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But if you're not here, what does it matter?
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It matters because it's against the rules and I'm renting the house.
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Okay, fine. I'll make sure she doesn't come in and watch TV here anymore.
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Thank you.
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Well, don't come into my...
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Oh. Okay, well, this is petty.
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It's plugged in at the wall as well. You're gonna have to...
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Now it's not.
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Okay.
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Good.
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I'll just read a book. It's better for you.
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Coming up a bit later with Chris Bowen,
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Helen Haines and Warren Entsch,
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three parliamentarians who all want to tell us
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what they've been reading and listening to and watching.
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They do have time, it would appear...only just.
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So, we're also doing that.
252
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Shit!
253
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Minh!
254
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Minh, what are you doing?!
255
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Burning rubbish!
256
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Oh, my Go...
257
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Hang on a sec.
258
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Can you throw this in?!
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Thank you!
260
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- Hello, hello! - Hi!
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May, Helen. God, that's a fun top.
262
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Looks like you've joined a mime school! I love it.
263
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- Is Graham coming? - Yeah.
264
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Graham!
265
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Where are you? Oh! Picking up the rear. As usual. Ha!
266
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- Oh, yes. - Yep.
267
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- Latest acquisition on the easel. - Mm.
268
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It's pretty graphic, Viktor.
269
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It's just a body, Helen. We've all got one.
270
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- That guy's got a massive one. - Shh!
271
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- Oh, did they? - They did.
272
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- Whole "Barramundi"! - Yay!
273
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Fish! Ooh!
274
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- I thought you didn't like fish. - What?
275
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You remember when I wanted to make boiled fish,
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you said Helen doesn't like fish.
277
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Nobody likes boiled fish, Graham.
278
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- So, do you like fish now, Helen? - Yeah, I love it, Graham.
279
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It looks great, Dad. Yum.
280
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Clay-oven technique. Oh, good.
281
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You encase the whole fish in a simple dough
282
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made of flour, salt and water.
283
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- Mm-hm. - The dough then hardens into a shell.
284
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If I can just interrupt for a moment.
285
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Before we enjoy this beautiful feast,
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we just wanted to announce that last Thursday...
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- we got married. - Mm.
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I know, can you believe it? So, here's cheers.
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To Tippy and Tony.
290
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- Tip and Tone. - Tip and Tone.
291
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Dad, why didn't you tell me? Why wasn't I invited?
292
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It was just a simple service in the registrar's office. Nothing fancy.
293
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I figured we wouldn't trouble you with it.
294
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Well...well, I'm shocked.
295
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It's perfectly legal. A lot of gay people get married now.
296
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- Oh, really? - Yeah, she knows it's legal, Graham.
297
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She's just...surprised.
298
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We all are.
299
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Sauce. I forgot the sauce.
300
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Mm. It's not all you forgot, is it, Dad?
301
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Anthony has been a widower for over two years now...
302
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Yes, thank you, Viktor.
303
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I'm well aware of when my sister died.
304
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I might have some of this fish. Looks so moist.
305
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Don't say "moist".
306
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Yuck.
307
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Is there any more bread?
308
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You had four rolls.
309
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But it's a lot.
310
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- Bastard! - Oh.
311
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Sorry, Tony, did you want the last potato?
312
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,720
Little bastard in broad bloody daylight. Do you see it?
313
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Yes, yes, but, Tony, don't worry about it.
314
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,840
Leave it alone. You'll just make it angry.
315
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,640
- What is it? - Oh, it's a possum.
316
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,360
It eats his magnolia tree and it craps all over the Porte-cochère.
317
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,920
- The what? - Oh, the driveway.
318
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,400
- They've been watching "The Crown". - Oh!
319
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Dad, no, don't, don't.
320
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
321
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Oh, sh...shit.
322
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Oh, my God!
323
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Anthony! You've killed it!
324
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,160
No, no, it's just playing possum. That's what they do.
325
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Helen, go and poke it with a stick. Make sure it's dead.
326
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I'm not gonna poke...why do I have to poke it? Just...
327
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Dad, are you alright?
328
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Oh, come on. May, take him inside.
329
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Open the door, Viktor. Jesus. It's not gonna get you now, it's dead!
330
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Quickly, quickly, come in. Don't let it in.
331
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Oh, for God's sake. He's got an armory, Viktor!
332
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Why is he making weapons?
333
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Ready?
334
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Ooh, God!
335
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Sweeping.
336
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Argh.
337
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Ready?
338
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Ohh!
339
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- We'll see you soon. - Yeah. You're alright? Recovered?
340
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- Bye, Viktor! - Bye.
341
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See you, Graham.
342
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,000
How's...is Dad alright?
343
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,200
- Yeah, he's fine, he's fine. - Aren't you forgetting something?
344
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,480
- No, I've got my grill, I'm good. - Oh, Helen, for God's sake.
345
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I'm sorry, Viktor, I didn't know we did hugs.
346
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- There we go. - Ooh...oh. Well, that's nice.
347
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I meant that.
348
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,320
No, I don't want leftovers.
349
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- It's the possum. - What? No.
350
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We cannot have evidence on our property, okay?
351
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,280
- I'm not taking it. - It's in the esky. Just take it.
352
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,920
- Go. Go. - Ohh...why is it in an esky?
353
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,160
- What are you keeping it fresh for? - Helen, get it out of here, please.
354
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,200
- Thank you. - Thanks for a lovely afternoon!
355
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Jesus.
356
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Okay.
357
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,560
Okay.
358
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,200
Argh.
359
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,760
Hang on, Artie! I know, buddy, hang on...
360
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,480
Shit.
361
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,480
I'm coming!
362
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,880
That isn't gonna...
363
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,080
Just...don't poo on the rug!
364
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,000
Juliana.
365
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,520
Gran said you left a dead cat in an esky at her front door.
366
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,720
Is that some kind of racist taunt?
367
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:31,000
No, oh, God, no. God, no. No, it's not a cat, it's a...it's a possum.
368
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,120
Oh! It's a possum in an esky!
369
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,000
Oh, that's alright then. That's not weird at all.
370
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,480
Yeah, I'm really sorry. The bins were full.
371
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,600
But give it to me, I'll get rid of it. There's a skip down the road.
372
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,680
- Where is it? - It's gone.
373
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,360
- Gran burned it. - Oh.
374
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,360
Okay. Well, good result. Thanks, Minh.
375
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,040
Mm. Gran wants you out by Friday. You're too much trouble.
376
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,680
But, no, I've got a booking for two months.
377
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,960
Well, your booking is canceled. You can't cancel my booking.
378
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,320
Um...I think I just did. It's an Airbnb, Helen, there's no rules.
379
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,360
No rules? Yeah, okay, well, how about I call the Council
380
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,360
and say there's an old lady having a backyard burn-off?
381
00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,105
Will they just say,
382
00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:01,600
"That's okay, Helen, it's Airbnb, there's no rules"? Don't think so.
383
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,920
Mm. Get out.
384
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,160
Oh, fine. I'll be out by Friday.
385
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,720
No. Get out now.
386
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,120
It'll be a week tops. Thanks, Dad.
387
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,160
For heaven's sake, Tony!
388
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,320
No! No, no, no, no, no!
389
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,800
Helen, you come back here!
390
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,600
I have allergies! I've got allergies!
391
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,640
- Naughty Viktor. - Hello! Thank you.
392
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,480
And you're definitely okay if I stay here?!
393
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,000
Oh. Yep! Fine!
394
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,120
- Bye! - Thank you!
395
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,120
Bye!
396
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,520
Man, you look tired.
397
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,400
Yeah, well, I've had a very stressful morning.
398
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,360
No, I mean like...really tired.
399
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,800
I got kicked out of my Airbnb. I had to leave all the stuff there...
400
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,720
Ooh, Christ, you look like shit.
401
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,480
That's what I just said!
402
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,480
- Morning! - Yes, I know! I look terrible!
403
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,720
Do you? You look like you always look to me.
404
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,400
Please, Gina, take a very comfortable chair.
405
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,200
Would you like some tea?
406
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,280
Just water, thank you. And maybe some butterscotch.
407
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,280
- What? - Sorry, is that not a menu?
408
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,920
Gina, um...
409
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,160
Hi.
410
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,680
You know the handover's not till 3:00?
411
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,280
- You're just a bit early... - I've changed my mind.
412
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,960
- Ooh. - It's too upsetting.
413
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,400
Mum needs to be able to look at the urn and know that he's all there.
414
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,640
- And he will be all there. - There's only gonna be like a ti..
415
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,280
It's like a pinch is gonna be missing...
416
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,840
Those missing ashes will be a constant reminder of this "Annus Horribilis"...
417
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,520
the year some tramp stole her husband
418
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,200
and put his ashes in a snow globe.
419
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,600
Oh, well, hang on, we don't know that's gonna happen.
420
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,200
- Thanks, George. - Get some tissues.
421
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,480
I mean, she might get a tattoo
422
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,400
or she might lose them.
423
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,080
- We don't know what's gonna... - Thanks.
424
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,160
- No, tissues in a box! - We've run out.
425
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,480
Mum always thought he'd come to his senses and come home eventually,
426
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,360
but then he...he died!
427
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,000
I know. I know.
428
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,160
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
429
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,960
It's alright, she's just a bit upset
430
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,880
'cause we're...dividing her dad's ashes today.
431
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,160
- No, we're not. - Yes, we are.
432
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,320
Could you give us a minute?
433
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,120
Oh, I'm sorry. Me.
434
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,200
Now...
435
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,880
we're going to calm down.
436
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,520
I'm gonna get you some tissues.
437
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,800
You do know that's not a toilet.
438
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,680
She said that my dad...
439
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,720
- Yep. - ...is gonna end up tattooed...
440
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,080
I can assure you, Gina, that is not going to happen.
441
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:24,520
Now, I want you to just take a little minute.
442
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,520
Hmm?
443
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,840
Thank you.
444
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,160
Okay, you know I can't control what Kellie-Joy does with the ashes
445
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,640
once she gets them.
446
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,960
Well, then you'd better make sure she doesn't get any ashes.
447
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,600
Roz? Roz?
448
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,080
I can't get up.
449
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,640
Thank you so much for your patience, Gina.
450
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,040
We'll see you back here at 3:00.
451
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,840
See you at 3:00.
452
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,280
Really, Helen?
453
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,760
A beanbag?
454
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,120
And toilet paper? What were you thinking?!
455
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,320
Yeah, I made some really bad choices.
456
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,440
I'm gonna go pick up my stuff, but you owe me, Webmaster.
457
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,240
See? This is why I can't take time off, Raymond.
458
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,120
Toilet paper and a beanbag. Good God!
459
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,360
Did someone take a crap on a beanbag?
460
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,080
Was it not labeled?
461
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,960
You might want to get onto that, Roz.
462
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,720
Oh, come on.
463
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,840
- Alrighty. - Ooh, good. Is that Alan Munster?
464
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,240
- Yep. - Great. I will take him.
465
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,840
And this is for you. It's from the place downstairs.
466
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,400
- Thank you, George. - Taste the deception.
467
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,760
All is forgiven. Uh...
468
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,920
Did you get the deli meats and the "Lavash" for the meeting?
469
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,360
Sure did.
470
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,640
Close enough.
471
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,600
And...I got this fancy cheeseboard.
472
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,600
Wow.
473
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,960
You're a real cheese wizard.
474
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,040
- Thank you. - And that is dead-fancy.
475
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,280
Bob's gonna love that. Alright, pop that in the meeting room.
476
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,760
I'll deal with Alan.
477
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,920
Cheese?
478
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,760
- Ugh...don't you even speak to me! - Don't panic, no, don't panic.
479
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,520
- Where is Roz?! - No, don't tell...
480
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,960
Don't' tell Roz, don't tell Roz.
481
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,120
I won't be paying my bill. You promised me this wouldn't happen.
482
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,600
Gina, I am so sorry.
483
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,320
Helen, I thought you were gonna sort this out.
484
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,640
- I did! - You didn't.
485
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,200
You gave that woman five grams of my father's ashes.
486
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,400
I gave that woman five grams of ashes.
487
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,840
I did not give her your father's ashes.
488
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,840
What?
489
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,800
Oh, my God, Helen, what have you done?
490
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,680
You said, "Helen, you better not give that woman any of her ashes".
491
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,280
Yes. And I meant you had better construct a solid legal argument
492
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,640
for not handing over any ashes.
493
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,120
Okay. Well, I realize that now.
494
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,480
At the time, it did sound a lot more like,
495
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,480
Helen, you better not give her any of those ashes,
496
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,240
if you know what I mean. Wink-wink.
497
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,280
Is that supposed to be me?
498
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,760
Okay, get ready to say, "Well done, Helen",
499
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,680
because that's not Dad.
500
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,040
Here he is!
501
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,640
All of him!
502
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,400
But what...what if she has the ashes you gave her tested?
503
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,280
Oh, it doesn't matter...bone is bone.
504
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,000
- Bone? - Oh, my God, is that another person?
505
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,720
No, of course it isn't.
506
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,320
Sorry, can I just say? This is not how I thought this was gonna go.
507
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,440
I genuinely thought everyone would be really happy.
508
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,320
I mean...there's your dad.
509
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,400
Every last gram of him. All for you.
510
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,880
You're welcome.
511
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,120
Good result.
512
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,520
Thank you, Roz. Finally.
513
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,720
Do I need to be worried?
514
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,320
Oh...maybe.
515
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,480
George put it together, so I don't know how stable it is.
516
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,280
About the ashes you gave Kellie-Joy.
517
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,000
No, I think we're good. Human bone, animal bone...
518
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,360
Animal? Oh, no, Fisk, you didn't kill your cat?
519
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,760
I don't have a cat.
520
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,000
Anymore.
521
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,880
- It wasn't a cat. - Was it a dog?
522
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,720
- It wasn't a... - You know what? I don't wanna know.
523
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,720
Guinea pig?
524
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,280
- Why do I even... - Don't tell me.
525
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,360
Don't make me complicit. Was it a pigeon?
526
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,800
It wasn't a pigeon. Okay, you know what?
527
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,640
Let's just say if she wants to get a tattoo she should get a possum,
528
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,320
a mangy one with a head wound.
529
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,800
Well, let's leave it at that.
530
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,920
No, Helen!
531
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,800
- Don't drink that! - Why not?!
532
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,800
Oh, I got you this good coffee, just...from downstairs.
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