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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:10,001 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:36,996 - Ready, B? - Ready, T. 3 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:39,122 Okay. 4 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:41,709 This is the story of our most excellent dads. 5 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:45,463 I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire. 6 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,132 And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan. 7 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,012 And we're Wyld Stallyns! 8 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:55,466 This was probably the first time you saw 'em. 9 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,767 Let's rock! 10 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,729 And this was probably the last. 11 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,565 Not long before we were born, 12 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,293 they were told they were gonna write a song 13 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:08,361 that was gonna unite the entire world. 14 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,965 Which they thought they had done with their hit single, 15 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:12,990 "Those Who Rock." 16 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:16,791 Not only did it not unite the world... 17 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:19,789 but the band fell apart. 18 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:24,377 And our dads, alone now, were trying harder and harder. 19 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,672 But the problem was, the harder Dads tried... 20 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,435 ... the less interested people seemed to be in their music. 21 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:34,804 Not only was it wearing on them and on the family. 22 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,324 But the universe they were told 23 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:38,683 they were gonna bring together, 24 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,685 was actually starting to unravel. 25 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:43,729 Yeah, time was folding in on itself. 26 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,107 It was bad. 27 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:47,566 What? 28 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:48,651 Totally, dude. 29 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:49,735 Make some noise! 30 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:56,409 Anyways, this is how we got to where we are now. 31 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,833 Hello, friends and loved ones. 32 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,626 Let us welcome you, one and all 33 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:08,170 to this most joyous of occasions! 34 00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:16,053 Ted and I have known Missy in different capacities 35 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,179 for many decades. 36 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:20,433 First, she was our babysitter when we were ten. 37 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:23,060 Then we both invited her to the prom 38 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,313 when she was a senior and we were freshmen. 39 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:26,230 Yeah! 40 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,316 Two years later, she married my dad 41 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,693 and Missy became Mom. 42 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:34,363 After divorcing Bill's dad, she married my dad 43 00:02:34,447 --> 00:02:36,699 - and became my mom. - Yeah. 44 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:39,160 And now she's marrying Ted's little brother, 45 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:40,953 Officer Deacon Logan. 46 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,333 Yeah. 47 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,462 Missy, Bill and I, 48 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:51,964 along with my beautiful wife, Elizabeth, 49 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:53,341 and our daughter, Billie. 50 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:56,886 And my beautiful wife, Joanna, and our daughter, Thea, 51 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,139 all wanna welcome you back. 52 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:01,965 With open arms. 53 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,021 This happy event would seem to make 54 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,522 Deacon his own father-in-law 55 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,191 and Ted his own uncle. 56 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:13,652 Not to mention making my dad his own son. 57 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,947 And with that beautiful thought in mind, 58 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,406 for your first dance, 59 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,327 we wish to present you with a matrimonial offering. 60 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,621 A sneak peek at the world premiere 61 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,581 of our newest sonic creation. 62 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,351 We're not sure if this is going to be 63 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,834 the song that unites the world. 64 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:30,503 We're pretty sure it might. 65 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,129 - At least we hope. - Yeah. 66 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:44,225 Sure to be another real doozy from the Wyld Stallyns. 67 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,810 Check one two three. 68 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,561 Let's dance, Freaky Deaky. 69 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,567 You got it, Kissy Missy. 70 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,736 Your dad used to call me that. 71 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:56,654 Totally aware of that, babe. 72 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,573 Please enjoy the first three movements of... 73 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,701 "That Which Binds Us Through Time." 74 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:07,748 The Chemical, Physical, and Biological Nature of Love. 75 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:12,002 An Exploration of the Meaning of Meaning. 76 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:13,878 Part One. 77 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,203 Ah. 78 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,595 - Ready, Bill? - Ready, Ted. 79 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,180 - One. - Two. 80 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,765 One, two, three, four. 81 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,284 Dad, I've told you a thousand times, 82 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,745 Bill and I have to keep going till... 83 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,498 Yeah. Till your music unites the world. 84 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:33,083 Chief Logan, the people in the future told us... 85 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,961 - Bill, you didn't time-travel. - We did. 86 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,796 Your wives aren't from medieval England. 87 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:38,714 They are. 88 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,841 - And you didn't go to Heaven and Hell. - We did! 89 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:42,085 - You didn't! - We did! 90 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,177 And you know why? 91 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,222 Because it's impossible. 92 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,767 Here's a real idea for you two. 93 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,060 Here it comes, dude. 94 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,062 Get real jobs. 95 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,689 Be role models to your daughters. 96 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,691 Oh, never mind. 97 00:05:57,775 --> 00:05:58,775 You are. 98 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,195 They're 24, they live at home 99 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,696 and they're unemployed. 100 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:04,591 You remember when you used to call them 101 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:05,866 "Little Bill," "Little Ted"? 102 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:07,701 We thought it was cute, Gramps. 103 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:08,786 Hey. 104 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,996 Yeah. Well, it turned out to be a curse. 105 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:14,291 All I ever see them do is sit around, listen to music. 106 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,001 That is our primary activity, 107 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,127 - definitely. - Yeah. 108 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,212 You guys okay? 109 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,922 Joanna, Elizabeth, 110 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,715 how do you feel about being 111 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,801 the only adults in your families? 112 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,637 The only ones with actual jobs? 113 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,014 Let's pack up. 114 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:30,098 Don't listen to him. 115 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,436 I really appreciate you doing this. 116 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,771 I know it wasn't your choice. 117 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:36,981 Of course, Jo. 118 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:38,857 I really want this to work for both of us. 119 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:39,941 Yeah. 120 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,317 Oh, hey. 121 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,237 How's it goin', dude? 122 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,529 Great, dude. 123 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:45,698 - Hi! - Hey, Jo. 124 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:46,949 Oh, no, no. 125 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,409 I'm sorry, is this the right day? 126 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:49,743 Yeah, totally. 127 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:53,914 So, do you understand why this situation 128 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:56,667 might seem at all strange to your wives? 129 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,169 No. Not at all. Why? 130 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:03,257 Well, when your wives suggested couples therapy, 131 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,843 do you think that this is what they had in mind? 132 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:07,677 Well, definitely. 133 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,847 I mean, we're a couple of couples, right? 134 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:11,599 - That is true. - Yeah. 135 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,226 But usually, with couples therapy, 136 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:15,811 it just means one couple. 137 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,229 - That makes sense. - Yeah. 138 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,065 Well, but, you know, we're here, 139 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,275 so let's work with that. 140 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:22,818 - Yes? - Yeah. 141 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,901 Okay, great. 142 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,740 Ted, is there something you feel 143 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,491 your wife needs to hear from you? 144 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:31,327 Yeah. Totally. 145 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:34,913 We love you guys. 146 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,625 Oh, that is good, dude. 147 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,461 In a way, yes. 148 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,546 I mean, it is great to feel loved. 149 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:45,424 But do you understand 150 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:48,177 how that might sound strange to your wives? 151 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,345 I'll shoot this at Bill. 152 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:51,971 No. 153 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,098 I mean, we love 'em. 154 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,099 "We love them." 155 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,602 - Yeah. - Yeah. We do. 156 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,437 Okay. It's the "we" part. 157 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,066 Ted, can you say the same thing, 158 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:05,277 but instead of "we," say "I" in the sentence. 159 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,364 - Oh. Yeah. - Okay. 160 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:09,857 Of course. 161 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:10,991 Okay. 162 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:12,618 - Elizabeth? - Yes. 163 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,371 I and Bill love you and Joanna. 164 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:17,206 Okay. 165 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:18,457 Dude, with all due respect, 166 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,140 I don't think you're quite getting this. 167 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,503 - Okay go for it, dude. - Okay. 168 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,198 I'm gonna do one. 169 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,756 Yes, go for it, dude. 170 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,466 - Great. - Okay. 171 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:32,637 Joanna? 172 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,766 From the very, very bottom of I 173 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:37,976 and Ted's hearts, 174 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:43,357 I and Ted, totally love and worship you 175 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,191 and Elizabeth. 176 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,905 - Perfect, dude. - Awesome, dude, thanks. 177 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:56,453 Joanna, would you or Elizabeth like to respond to that? 178 00:08:58,414 --> 00:09:00,791 Oh. Well, would you... 179 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,420 Well, it has been tough for us. 180 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:06,129 At home. 181 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,674 You know, it's been so hard watching you 182 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,844 beat your heads against the wall for 25 years 183 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,555 and I'm not sure how much longer 184 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,724 we can keep going on like this. 185 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:18,141 What? 186 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:23,771 Well... 187 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,525 Bill, Ted. 188 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,153 I'd love to spend the last part 189 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,572 of this session with your wives. 190 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,200 - Alone? - Yes, alone. 191 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,412 Right. Okay. 192 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,247 We'll see you at home, okay? 193 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,293 Okay. All right, then. 194 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,504 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 195 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,304 Dude, did you know they felt that way? 196 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,930 We have to fix this. 197 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:00,851 The thing is, they're right, Bill. 198 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,352 They're princesses. 199 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,437 Yeah. 200 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,600 We pulled them out of their lives to be here with us. 201 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,650 And they didn't come all this way for this. 202 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,586 That's why we gotta keep working, dude. 203 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,654 But isn't that the problem? 204 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,449 Yeah. But it's also the solution. 205 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,785 Yeah. I guess. 206 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:21,872 Dude, this is transcendent. 207 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,415 Is this Fillmore '66? 208 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,000 No, Monterey Pop, '67. 209 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,936 That second sound check where they did that riff 210 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,961 on Amazing Grace. 211 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,838 How's it goin', Dads? 212 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,340 How's it goin', girls? 213 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,423 How was therapy? 214 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,676 - It went okay. - Yeah. 215 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,762 Hey, Dad, by the way, Gramps was wrong. 216 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,014 The wedding song was most luminous. 217 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,390 Oh, thank you, B. 218 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,267 Glad you dug it, Billie. 219 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,578 No, seriously, Uncle Ted, 220 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,979 when did you get so excellent on theremin? 221 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,106 Your playing rivaled, and I'm not kidding, 222 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,358 Clara Rockmore. 223 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:50,734 Thanks, T. 224 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:53,695 Clara Rockmore was definitely an inspiration. 225 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:54,613 Yeah. 226 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,906 - And, Uncle Bill! - Yeah. 227 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,241 The throat singing, I mean, 228 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,493 it was a whole new level of eloquence. 229 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,745 Some serious buga khoomei. 230 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,124 Your musical acumen is most impressive, girls. 231 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,798 - Hey Dad, good luck on the song. - You got this. 232 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,602 What is it, Ted? 233 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,396 Liz is right. 234 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:32,234 We have been banging our heads against a wall for 25 years. 235 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,736 And I'm tired, dude. 236 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:36,571 Ted. 237 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,074 We have a destiny to fulfill. 238 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,783 Yeah. 239 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,744 And think about our fans, dude. 240 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,416 Bob and Wendy will totally understand. 241 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,878 Eileen we haven't heard from for several years. 242 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:53,963 Bill? 243 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:55,715 What? 244 00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,679 I went into Cyrus Adler Music yesterday. 245 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,933 He said he'd give me $6,400 for the Les Paul. 246 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,105 Are you saying... 247 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,150 Yeah. 248 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:16,987 I think I am. 249 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,159 Yeah. 250 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:25,828 Yeah. 251 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,752 Whoa! 252 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,754 Dude! Dude! 253 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,090 It's the future! 254 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:40,761 Greetings, my excellent friends... 255 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:41,928 Do we know you? 256 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:44,889 I'm Kelly. 257 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,517 Wait, you're Rufus' daughter! 258 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:48,893 I am. 259 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,899 And I've been wanting to meet you my whole life. 260 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,273 It must be very disappointing. 261 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:54,732 Not at all. 262 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,693 We have a problem, gentlemen. 263 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,488 Potentially a very serious problem. 264 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:00,989 About the music? 265 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:04,076 About the music. They just wanna talk to you. 266 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,830 Dude, I got a very bad feeling about this. 267 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,749 It'll be fine, Ted. 268 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,001 They totally love us in the future, dude. 269 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,469 Whoa! 270 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,346 Dude, our dads are totally in trouble. 271 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:26,515 I feel so bad for 'em. 272 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,077 They've been doing this on their own for the longest time. 273 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,162 Yeah, I wish there was some way we could help 'em out, you know? 274 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,186 Yeah. 275 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,271 But how? 276 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,280 Whoa! 277 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,308 - Dude. - Yeah? 278 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,269 - The future. - Yeah. 279 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,534 Rufus. 280 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,872 Greetings, my excellent friends. 281 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,267 What you're looking at is the original phone booth... 282 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,292 Gentlemen? 283 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,086 That I used on my first visit to the Great Ones 284 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,380 way back in 1989. 285 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,673 The prophecy tells us... 286 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,393 Bill and Ted. 287 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,522 Step forward. 288 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,363 How's it goin'? 289 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:07,699 Great Ones? 290 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,825 It's, uh... 291 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:10,868 It's good to be back. 292 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,372 What have you got to say for yourselves? 293 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,710 Be 294 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,922 Excellent to each other. 295 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,716 - And party on, dudes. - Yeah. 296 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,178 Twenty-five years ago, 297 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,014 Wyld Stallyns played a concert 298 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,183 at the Grand Canyon. 299 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,266 That's true. 300 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,978 One month ago, 301 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,106 you played the Elks Lodge 302 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,399 in Barstow, California, for 40 people, 303 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,694 most of whom were there only because it was $2 taco night, 304 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,279 whatever the hell that means. 305 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,199 - Well, yeah. We did! - Yeah. We did! 306 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,788 You were supposed to unite the world in song. 307 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,504 According to her father, 308 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,549 a song created by Preston/Logan... 309 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,509 That's us, dude. 310 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,929 At a concert performed by everyone in the band 311 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,932 at 7:17 p.m., 312 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,143 at MP 46, 313 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,853 that's tonight, 314 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,022 will save reality as we know it, 315 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:25,235 uniting humanity across all time. 316 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,236 Wait... 317 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,529 I'm sorry. 318 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,531 What? 319 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,200 Did you say, 320 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,662 "Reality as we know it"? 321 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:37,747 Yes! 322 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,381 Oh! 323 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,516 We need to hear the song 324 00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,478 in 77 minutes and 25 seconds. 325 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,315 You have everything you require. 326 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,609 Get to work. 327 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,821 Dude, they totally hate us. 328 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,158 And I've never even heard of MP 46. 329 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,408 Yeah. 330 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,118 Kelly! 331 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,165 How does a song save reality? 332 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,417 That I can't tell you, but it has to. 333 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,542 Somehow. 334 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,796 The Great Turntable is tipping. 335 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,175 That there is the center of space and time. 336 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,845 San Dimas 700 years ago, 7:17 p.m. 337 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,389 My father believed that the song 338 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,266 could be the nexus point that brings 339 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,976 humanity into rhythm and harmony. 340 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,812 - How? - We only discovered this recently, 341 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,357 but without it, reality will collapse, 342 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:48,193 and time and space will cease to exist. 343 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,155 So until 7:17 p.m... 344 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,907 Anything is possible. 345 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,284 And after 7:17 p.m.? 346 00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:00,497 Without the song, there is no after 7:17 p.m. 347 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,257 This was my dad's. He'd want you to have it. 348 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,717 It'll help keep track of the time in San Dimas. 349 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,685 "Sometimes things don't make sense." 350 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,980 "Until the end of the story." 351 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,274 That's what my dad always said. 352 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:29,943 I'll leave you to it? 353 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,706 Okay. 354 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,375 Now alls we gotta do 355 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,585 is write the greatest song ever written. 356 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,381 That brings the entire world into rhythm and harmony. 357 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,384 And saves reality as we know it. 358 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:55,884 All through... 359 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,220 time. 360 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,519 Dude. We've spent our whole life 361 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,646 trying to write the song that will unite the world. 362 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,150 What makes us think we can write it in, like, 75 minutes? 363 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,985 Ted, we had to have written that song. 364 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,029 The people in the future told us we did. 365 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,989 Yeah. I guess. 366 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,158 Which means we have it in us, dude. 367 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,264 Maybe we just haven't written it yet. 368 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,079 Maybe we're still gonna. 369 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,998 Well, if we haven't written it yet, 370 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,875 but we know we're gonna at some point, 371 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,461 why can't we just go to the future 372 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,920 when we have written it? 373 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,674 - And take it from ourselves! - Yeah! 374 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,552 Ted! You have had many 375 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,929 counterintuitive ideas over the years, 376 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,264 but this is by far 377 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,600 the counterintuitivest of them all, dude! 378 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,143 Except, 379 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,063 won't that be stealing? 380 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,566 How is that stealing 381 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,652 if we're stealing it from ourselves, dude? 382 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,572 - Yeah. - Yeah. 383 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,536 - I hope it still works. - Yeah. 384 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,292 How far into our future do you think we gotta go? 385 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,461 It depends on when we think we wrote that song. 386 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,714 Let's be conservative. Say, two years? 387 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:15,965 Sounds good, Ted. 388 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,634 Then, once we get the song, 389 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,636 we'll go back home to right before we left. 390 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,514 And then what? 391 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,934 Unite the world and save reality, dude. 392 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,982 - Bill, my friend. - Yes, Ted, my friend? 393 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,026 I have a feeling things are about to change 394 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,820 in a most outstanding way. 395 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,363 I could not agree more. 396 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,012 - You okay, dude? - Yeah. 397 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,556 - You? - Yeah. 398 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,559 Let's go say hello to ourselves and get that song. 399 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,185 It's our rusty bucket, dude. 400 00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,272 To those who rock 401 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,189 Over here, dude. 402 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,650 They say we're talking the talk But we're walking the walk 403 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,736 Wait. We're playing Those Who Rock? 404 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,071 Here? 405 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,823 Rock, yeah! 406 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:25,827 We are those who rock Everybody! 407 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,289 We are those who rock Clap your hands now! 408 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,333 We are those who rock 409 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,918 Yeah, rock! 410 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,420 Dude, that's us! 411 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,610 Don't look and they won't see us, dude! 412 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,719 Bill, wait! 413 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,472 Go, go, go! 414 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,517 - Almost at the van! - Hey, us's, stop! 415 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,355 Oh, hello! 416 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,733 We totally forgot you were coming. 417 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,443 - Yeah. - How great to see you. 418 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,488 What are you talking about? You totally ran away from us. 419 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,283 Look, guys, we know exactly what you're thinking. 420 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:08,036 Why would we be playing Open Mic Night at 6:15 p.m. 421 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,539 When, in fact, we have become such huge rock stars again. 422 00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:12,623 Yeah. 423 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:13,833 Here's the answer. 424 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,210 - Yeah. - Us being here 425 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,045 is humorously ironic. 426 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,379 Do you believe us? 427 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,133 - No. - Not at all. 428 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,677 Well, I feel sorry for you, then. 429 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,432 Dude, I think we came too early. These other us's don't have the song. 430 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,937 Why don't you go write it yourselves instead of trying to steal it from us? 431 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,982 You're the one who couldn't write it, Ted. 432 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:44,364 Well, you're the one who lost his wife, Ted. 433 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,533 What? 434 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,951 What are you talking about? 435 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,828 Oh! Here's what happened, Bill. 436 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:53,039 After you failed couples therapy, 437 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,959 Liz and Jo were visited by other thems from the future 438 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,001 who gave them a phone booth 439 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,254 and sent them all through time and space 440 00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:01,130 looking for just one life 441 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,799 where they could be happy with you! 442 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,049 And guess what? 443 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,219 They didn't find one! 444 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,221 And now we've been alone for two years 445 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,473 'cause you sent our wives away. 446 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:12,559 No way. 447 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,185 Yes way! 448 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,604 Our wives have been gone for two years 449 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:18,439 and you didn't do anything about it? 450 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,066 You did, all right. 451 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,318 You went back and you made it worse. 452 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,695 And guess what else? 453 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,947 Your daughters won't even talk to you. 454 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,364 What? 455 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,117 You're a dick, Ted. 456 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,412 - You want a piece of me, Ted? - Ted, he's not worth it! 457 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,872 Hey! It's not worth it, dude. We gotta go. 458 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:37,292 Yeah! And save our marriages. 459 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,295 Losers! Has-beens! 460 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,255 - Whatever! - Stop fighting with yourself! 461 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,590 Flashes in the pans! 462 00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:44,841 Stop fighting with yourself! 463 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,013 That did not go well. 464 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:53,683 Yeah. And your you is a very contentious dickweed. 465 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,352 Bill, we gotta go back and talk with Liz and Jo. 466 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,436 On it, dude. 467 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:09,073 Please, Mother, Dad said Preston/Logan 468 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,284 and everyone in the band will unite... 469 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,786 I remember what he said. Every word. 470 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,360 Well, then, give them a chance. 471 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,831 I gave them a chance 472 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,708 and everything they could possibly need, 473 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:19,833 but they bolted. 474 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:22,502 Kelly, 475 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,131 you know your father and I agreed on everything, 476 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,258 but there are other interpretations 477 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,968 of the information he was acting on. 478 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:30,428 I'm aware of that. 479 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,348 Many on the council believe that it is, in fact, 480 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,058 the death of Bill and Ted 481 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:36,809 that will bring the new epoch. 482 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,313 Well, I disagree with that completely! 483 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,315 That's atrocious! 484 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:45,318 Well, maybe someday when you're the Great Leader, 485 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:46,653 you can make the decisions 486 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,529 that will affect all time and space. 487 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,740 You could just say "Leader." 488 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,534 - So pretentious. - Is it ready? 489 00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:55,138 Yes, Great Leader. It should be. 490 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,414 - "Should be"? - Is. 491 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:00,791 Madam. 492 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:02,209 Do you know who I am? 493 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,673 Yes, Great Leader. 494 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:13,805 You know what to do. 495 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:17,350 You must not fail. 496 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,309 Must 497 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:20,477 not 498 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,146 fail. 499 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,073 I cannot believe you're gonna kill Bill and Ted! 500 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,033 Dad would be so mad at you. 501 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,035 We're out of options, Kel. 502 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,871 The unravelling has already begun. 503 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,724 Future dude! You're back? 504 00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,435 I'm looking for your fathers. Have they been here? 505 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:02,562 No. 506 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,070 Where are our dads? 507 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,840 They're in a tribulation, aren't they? 508 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:13,905 They are. 509 00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:15,551 Listen, you didn't see a scary-looking robot 510 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:16,409 from the future, did you? 511 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:17,492 What? No. 512 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,079 My mom, who overreacts about everything 513 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,373 - just sent one. - To get our dads? 514 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,250 Don't worry. I won't let that happen. 515 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,127 Well, we're trying to help 'em, too. 516 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:28,962 Hey. 517 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,132 Hey, this can go, like... 518 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:32,716 like... 519 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:36,053 like, anywhere, right? Like, all throughout time? 520 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:38,264 That's correct, but I need to stay. 521 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,558 My guess is that my mom's emissary 522 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:41,744 will be looking for them here. 523 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:42,602 Well, 524 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:44,725 Thea and I were gonna help our dads with their music 525 00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,165 by putting together samples for 'em. 526 00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:48,625 Yeah, but now it appears we could put together an actual band. 527 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,210 I mean, it's just them, and they're all alone! 528 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:51,314 Hey, so, do you mind 529 00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:53,338 while you stay here and wait for the scary-looking robot, 530 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:54,922 you could show us how to use the booth? 531 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,787 Dude, we gotta remember. 532 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,079 Make it better, not worse! 533 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,540 Yeah. I hope they're still there. 534 00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:07,835 It's just that the job that they've been given, it is... 535 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:09,378 - Impossible. - Impossible. 536 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:11,672 - Joanna! - Elizabeth! 537 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,466 - Hi! - We need to talk to you. 538 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,009 And we're back. 539 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,886 This is super important, Dr. Wood. 540 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,347 We just saw ourselves two years in the future. 541 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:20,866 Wait, you're time-travelling again? 542 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,391 Only to save reality as we know it. 543 00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:23,517 Okay. Maybe... 544 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,478 But we just found out something way worse. 545 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,104 - You're leaving us. - What? 546 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,273 - What? No, we're not. - No, are we? 547 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,942 Yes. You are. 548 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,611 Yeah. And you have real good reason to, Jo. 549 00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:35,154 'Cause we seriously appear 550 00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:36,489 to be living in our van. 551 00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:39,200 Dude, we are totally living in that van. 552 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,743 And I'm drinking way too much. 553 00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:43,079 - Darling, you don't even drink. - Not yet. 554 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:44,789 But I'm going to. A lot. 555 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:46,624 - What? - Yeah. And the lying. 556 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:49,085 You cannot believe what liars we are. 557 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,129 Yeah, desperate, pathetic, lying losers. 558 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,482 Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 559 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,132 Okay, let's stop for a moment 560 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,968 and take notice of the dynamic. 561 00:27:57,552 --> 00:28:00,137 Threatened by the thought of losing your... 562 00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:02,390 - Princesses. - Sure. That's a word. 563 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:04,308 No, we actually are princesses. 564 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,602 We were born in 1410.1408. 565 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:09,564 Okay. What about us leaving you? 566 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:10,647 Oh, man. 567 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,900 That's totally why we're here. 568 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:15,987 Yeah. To prove that we're not the losers we just saw we were. 569 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:18,155 Even though those loser us's tried to tell us 570 00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:19,490 not to come and talk to you. 571 00:28:19,574 --> 00:28:21,868 Yeah. Like we were somehow gonna make it worse. 572 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,454 But we're not making it worse, right? 573 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,206 Elizabeth? 574 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,708 Joanna? 575 00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:31,084 Dr. Wood? 576 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,755 Dude, we totally made it worse. 577 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,591 - We'll be back. - And make it better. 578 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:40,344 When you say 1408, you mean the year... 579 00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:42,179 - One last thing. - Yeah. 580 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,765 Older yous from the future are just about to show up 581 00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:45,849 to take you on a trip 582 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,435 in search of a happy life with us. 583 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,979 Don't go. 'Cause you're not gonna find one. 584 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,355 Yeah, but you're gonna go. 585 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:52,356 - So, don't go. - So, go? 586 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,150 No. I guess, go. 587 00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:56,068 We love you guys. 588 00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:57,485 We're gonna fix it. 589 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,577 That went terrible, dude. 590 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,370 Two years forward was clearly not enough. 591 00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:07,705 Let's try five this time. 592 00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,457 Dude, I miss Liz already. 593 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,125 Hang in there, Ted. 594 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:13,127 Things are about to get a whole lot better. 595 00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:14,462 What time is it, dude? 596 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:16,964 Fifty-eight minutes. 597 00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,382 Okay, let's go. 598 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,190 Actually, we have to go, too. 599 00:29:34,899 --> 00:29:38,110 Right. Those older us's they referred to are outside. 600 00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:40,554 I'm a little bit nervous to time-travel again, to be honest. 601 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,841 As am I. We haven't time-traveled in more than two decades. 602 00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:43,884 - No, I know. - You know what, ladies? 603 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:45,427 I'd like to recommend we see each other 604 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,745 a minimum of two to three, 605 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,664 five days a week. 606 00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:51,666 - All right, then. - Lovely. Thank you. 607 00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:02,718 No. No. 608 00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:03,885 No! 609 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,191 - Oh! Whoa! Whoa! - Whoa! 610 00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:20,194 It worked. 611 00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:21,696 Most indubitably. 612 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:25,441 You sure this is it? 613 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:59,108 Uh... Excuse me, Mr. Jimi Hendrix? 614 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,611 Can I just say it is an honor to be in your presence, dude? 615 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,572 Electric Ladyland. 616 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,365 What can we even say? 617 00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:07,491 Who are you two? 618 00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:08,951 Oh. Um... 619 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,704 Wilhelmina Billie S. Logan and Thea Theodora Preston. 620 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:15,624 Yeah, we're here for our dads, to help them unite the world. 621 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:18,169 Like, no exaggeration, literally unite the world. 622 00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:19,920 By putting together a killer band for 'em, 623 00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,440 and we had to start with you, dude. 624 00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:22,715 So, question... 625 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:26,177 how would you like to be a key part of this epochal song? 626 00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:28,054 Huh... 627 00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:29,471 No. 628 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:38,022 Dude, we have to have Jimi Hendrix. 629 00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:39,314 Yeah. 630 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,776 But how are we gonna get him to be in a band 631 00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:43,299 with people he hasn't even heard of? 632 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,528 Well, okay. 633 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,490 Who's somebody he has heard of? 634 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,562 Oh, when the saints 635 00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:20,189 Go marching in 636 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:24,360 Oh, when the saints go marching in 637 00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:28,739 Well, I want to be in that number 638 00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:31,909 Oh, when the saints go marching in 639 00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:34,995 All right, all right, all right. All right. 640 00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,124 Can I help you, young ladies? 641 00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:40,501 Uh... We're so sorry. 642 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:44,088 Please excuse us, Mr. Armstrong, sir. 643 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,298 Uh... 644 00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:49,343 Might we have a word with you? 645 00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:55,349 So, that is Amazing Grace 646 00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,726 played by a Mr. Jimi Hendrix. 647 00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,812 Who's in the band. 648 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,735 And specifically requested your presence, so... 649 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,023 And here's why. 650 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,207 Your improvisations, obviously influenced 651 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:06,777 by Bunk Johnson and King Oliver... 652 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:08,279 Yeah, but ultimately sui generis. 653 00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:10,239 Totally inspired him, sir. 654 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,657 You gotta come see this, fellas. 655 00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:13,186 What you got there, Lou? 656 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,910 You liberated all music, dude. 657 00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:16,394 Hey, what's that doohickey? 658 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,205 Ooh! 659 00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:26,130 Damn it. 660 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,260 We did it! 661 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,262 Dude, look at where we live! 662 00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:35,347 One song did all this? 663 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,266 Ted, what if it wasn't just one song? 664 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,102 What if after we wrote it and saved the universe, 665 00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:42,688 a dam broke and the songs just kept comin' and comin'? 666 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:44,189 Oh, yeah. 667 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:53,240 Hello! 668 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,826 Younger us's, hello! 669 00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:57,578 - Hello! - Hello! 670 00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,914 This time, we were expecting you. 671 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:02,917 Yes, and unlike those sad Open Mic blokes 672 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,084 from three years ago... 673 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:06,086 We are now finally able 674 00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:07,796 to muster some compassion for them. 675 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,341 We actually do have... 676 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,051 ...the goods. 677 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,930 To your futures. 678 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,225 - We did it, dude. - Yeah! 679 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,227 Cheers! 680 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,276 So, uh, why do you both have English accents? 681 00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:33,113 Uh... Funny story. Please. 682 00:34:35,783 --> 00:34:38,118 Once Bill and I were knighted, 683 00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:41,205 things got so good with Liz and Jo 684 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,207 that we decided, as families, 685 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:47,336 to start summering in medieval England. 686 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,631 And I suppose it just bloody well rubbed off! 687 00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:55,052 And I can't say how chuffed we are about it. 688 00:34:55,636 --> 00:34:56,553 Oh! 689 00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,514 That is such a relief! 690 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,352 I must say, 691 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:06,146 as much as I disliked those previous us's, 692 00:35:06,397 --> 00:35:07,439 I like these us's. 693 00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:10,109 Yeah. I didn't have a big problem with that other me, 694 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,820 but I do like this other me even more. 695 00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:13,904 Yeah. 696 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,283 Enough talking, mates. 697 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:20,577 Are you ready... for everything... 698 00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,040 ...to change? 699 00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:32,840 Whoa. 700 00:35:47,021 --> 00:35:48,605 That is truly... 701 00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:51,942 the most amazing song... 702 00:35:53,152 --> 00:35:54,528 I have ever heard. 703 00:35:56,447 --> 00:35:57,448 It's great. 704 00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:00,576 Honestly, I wouldn't have thought we had it in us. 705 00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:02,369 Ah. 706 00:36:03,537 --> 00:36:04,580 But you do! 707 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,540 And now it's time... 708 00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:11,045 to get it out to the world. 709 00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:13,755 Yeah! 710 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:20,971 I'll never forget you, Sir Bill. 711 00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:22,973 Right back at you, Billie boyo. 712 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:27,936 So long, I guess. 713 00:36:28,896 --> 00:36:29,896 And thanks! 714 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,105 Yeah. 715 00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:32,691 So long. 716 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:34,276 Tallyho! 717 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,114 Marvelous! 718 00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:42,159 Ted, why were you acting so weird with yourself, dude? 719 00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,745 I don't know. I always seem to act weird with myself. 720 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,955 Yeah, you do! You gotta get over that, dude. 721 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,290 We got the song! 722 00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:52,544 Dave Grohl! 723 00:36:53,504 --> 00:36:54,630 Who are you guys? 724 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:56,882 What're you doin' in my house? 725 00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,384 Oh, no. 726 00:36:58,926 --> 00:37:03,472 No, no, no. 727 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,065 Now we'll wait for those other us's 728 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:15,109 to go back and change everything. 729 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:18,112 To our lives getting a whole lot better. 730 00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,237 Yeah. 731 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,660 Ted, seriously, slow down on the vodka, dude. 732 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,123 You guys totally lied to us! 733 00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:31,542 Why haven't you taken the song back to San Dimas? 734 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,961 Maybe 'cause it's not our song! 735 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,587 Poppycock! 736 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,506 It's Dave Grohl's! 737 00:37:37,631 --> 00:37:39,925 And he's outside right now calling the cops. 738 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:44,763 Ted, I told you Dave Grohl came back this week. 739 00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:46,367 Totally thought he came back next week. 740 00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:48,434 What were you guys even thinking? 741 00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:50,936 Just 'cause you two couldn't come up with a great song... 742 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,104 And Dave Grohl did! 743 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,027 Doesn't mean we should be punished for that. 744 00:37:55,566 --> 00:37:56,775 We're not gonna do it. 745 00:37:58,610 --> 00:37:59,610 You have to! 746 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,822 It's your only chance to get our wives back. 747 00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:03,699 You were lying about that? 748 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,451 Of course we were lying. 749 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:07,494 Oh, man. 750 00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,496 Yeah, they don't want anything to do with you! 751 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:11,081 'Cause they traveled all through time 752 00:38:11,165 --> 00:38:13,292 and finally realized you are losers. 753 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,335 Yeah, 'cause you make bad choices. 754 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,336 Like this. 755 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:19,715 Now, take the song! 756 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,508 Guys, seriously, 757 00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:23,802 you don't have to pull guns on us. 758 00:38:24,178 --> 00:38:26,138 Yeah? Watch what happens when we don't. 759 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:29,474 See? 760 00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:32,478 I have to admit, Bill. You were right. 761 00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:34,187 Ted! 762 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,648 - You have to do it. - Yeah! 763 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:38,108 - Our life is hell! - Yeah! 764 00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:39,544 And if you don't go back and change it... 765 00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:40,568 Change it! 766 00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:56,418 This ends now. The lies, the delusions. 767 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,795 I'm done with him. I'm done with both of them. 768 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,214 You're not gonna kill Ted, Dad. 769 00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:02,257 He broke into Dave Grohl's house! 770 00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:03,592 Dad, slow down. 771 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,035 We don't have the whole story yet. 772 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,516 Can't get away from us, Bill and Ted. 773 00:39:11,058 --> 00:39:12,243 Ted, they're right. They're us. 774 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:13,977 They remember everything we're gonna do! 775 00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:16,146 That means we gotta do something 776 00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:17,773 we can't possibly remember. 777 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:20,399 Shoot 'em. 778 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,989 Oh, no. They're gonna do the thing. 779 00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:27,074 Oh! 780 00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:27,991 I was hoping 781 00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:29,595 they wouldn't remember that this time. 782 00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:33,830 No one leaves the building. 783 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,388 Dude, what do we do? 784 00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:51,181 No idea, that's the point! 785 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:52,641 I'm confused! 786 00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:53,808 Me, too! 787 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,942 Ted, that totally worked! 788 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:04,903 Yeah. Maybe we should always not know what we're doing. 789 00:40:04,987 --> 00:40:05,987 Time. 790 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:07,698 Forty-seven minutes. 791 00:40:08,115 --> 00:40:10,275 All right, we gotta keep going further into the future. 792 00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:12,369 At some point, we must've written that song. 793 00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:14,204 - Try in five years. - Okay. 794 00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:20,001 Dude. 795 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:21,628 What's that? 796 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,087 I don't know. 797 00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,340 But it's most alarming. 798 00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:28,427 - Bill? - I'm tr yin', dude. 799 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,137 - Bill? - Almost there, dude. 800 00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:31,554 Bill! 801 00:40:32,556 --> 00:40:33,556 I got it! 802 00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:58,373 Come on! You again? I said no. 803 00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,667 To us. But I bet you can't say no to this man. 804 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,545 Mr. Jimi Hendrix, meet Mr. Louis Armstrong. 805 00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:06,757 That lick you played was the cat's meow, man. 806 00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:09,468 It's blues, but also... 807 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,928 What's the word you used, young ladies? 808 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,014 - Psychedelic. - Psychedelic. 809 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,682 Exactly. 810 00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:18,644 Very funny, whoever you are. 811 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,730 Louis Armstrong's, like, 65 years old. 812 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:23,315 Dude, dude, I told you 813 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:24,584 we should've gotten older Louis. 814 00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:25,984 It was your idea, too! 815 00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:31,948 Well, the young ladies picked me up in 1922, Jim. 816 00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,117 Which supports both that we're putting together 817 00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:35,827 a most extraordinary band... 818 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,954 Yeah. And that we are doing so 819 00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:39,539 by traveling all throughout time. 820 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,416 Come on, give me a break. 821 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,348 Oh! He dug that jive, eh? 822 00:41:57,391 --> 00:41:58,409 Potato Head Blues? 823 00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,559 What kind of title is that? 824 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,770 A definitive one, Mr. Armstrong. 825 00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:03,772 So, what you're all saying 826 00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:07,859 is that you love a song that I wrote in my future? 827 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,319 Which is in your past. 828 00:42:09,486 --> 00:42:12,155 But we're all here in this present. 829 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:15,409 Which is actually the past? 830 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,661 Exactly, gentlemen. 831 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,162 Ooh! 832 00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:20,372 Fascinating. 833 00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:33,343 Herr Mozart. Now we're talkin'. 834 00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,685 Yeah! Hey, Wolfie. 835 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:08,562 Jimi. 836 00:44:14,945 --> 00:44:17,781 Dude, the future totally sent a killer robot after us. 837 00:44:17,906 --> 00:44:19,908 That's why we gotta find the song, dude. 838 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:26,998 Death! 839 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,960 Hopeless, helpless dying breath. 840 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:33,213 Hopeless, helpless dying breath. 841 00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:35,966 This can't possibly be the song, dude. 842 00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:38,009 - Pain! - Pain! 843 00:44:38,093 --> 00:44:39,135 - Death! - Death! 844 00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:43,473 Welcome to the end! 845 00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:47,853 No way! 846 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:50,146 - Enough! Stop! - Enough! Stop! 847 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:53,650 Come forward. 848 00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:56,611 How's it goin', Bill and Ted? 849 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,280 How'd you like our song? 850 00:44:58,822 --> 00:45:00,448 - Is that a song? - Yes! 851 00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:02,826 It's a little on the dark side, 852 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,703 but, you know, that's cool. 853 00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:06,997 Why are you guys in prison? 854 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,165 Oh, maybe because you guys left us 855 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,334 to take the fall five years ago. 856 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:12,669 Oh. 857 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:15,192 That's funny, 'cause for us it's only, like, five minutes ago. 858 00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:17,757 So, we'll be leaving now. 859 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,051 You're not goin' anywhere, pretty boy. 860 00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:22,929 We've been waiting for years to make things right. 861 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,514 But everything's gonna be different. 862 00:45:25,015 --> 00:45:28,685 'Cause unlike those last us's, we actually have a song. 863 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:29,895 Is it a song? 864 00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:31,104 Yes! 865 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:35,025 Bill, Ted, seriously, we can't take that song back. 866 00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:38,028 Oh, you're not taking it back, Curly. 867 00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:39,821 We're taking it back! 868 00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:41,489 You're gonna stay here and rot 869 00:45:41,698 --> 00:45:44,242 and we're gonna go get lives and our wives back! 870 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,535 And unite the world! 871 00:45:45,619 --> 00:45:46,619 And save reality! 872 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,330 - You are? - Yes! 873 00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:55,128 Freeze, Preston/Logan. 874 00:45:55,754 --> 00:45:57,631 You know what happens if he kills them, dude. 875 00:45:57,881 --> 00:45:59,257 He kills us, dude. 876 00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:02,843 Hold on! 877 00:46:03,178 --> 00:46:04,638 You want some Bill and Ted, punk? 878 00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:08,599 Get him! 879 00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:11,644 Pain. Pain, pain. 880 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:14,814 That was not a song. 881 00:46:19,653 --> 00:46:20,737 That was horrible, dude. 882 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,214 Those are the worst us's yet, dude! 883 00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:23,490 Yeah. They did save us, though. 884 00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:24,491 Yeah. 885 00:46:24,658 --> 00:46:25,658 Oh, no! 886 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,577 - Jo! - Liz! 887 00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:29,329 - Oh, hi! - How's it goin'? 888 00:46:29,788 --> 00:46:31,665 - Good. - Oh, my God, is that you? 889 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:34,918 - No, no, no! - We love you guys. 890 00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:36,228 - You've gotta go. - You should probably go. 891 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:37,253 - All right. - Okay. 892 00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:38,522 - We're gonna fix it! - I got it. 893 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,215 Oh, good Lord. Oh, good heavens. 894 00:46:45,387 --> 00:46:46,513 Dude, what now? 895 00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:48,139 The watch says sometimes things 896 00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:49,700 don't make sense till the end of the story. 897 00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:50,558 So? 898 00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:52,923 Maybe we gotta go all the way to the end to find out, Ted. 899 00:46:54,771 --> 00:46:57,148 Most... non-triumphant. 900 00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:59,859 Pull yourself together. You're a robot! 901 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:02,696 Get to where they're going next and wait. 902 00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,032 We are running out of time. 903 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,586 The myth of Ling Lun turns out to be true, T. 904 00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:21,089 I know. And she's a she. 905 00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:44,403 Oh. 906 00:47:50,827 --> 00:47:52,787 Hey, you wanna be in our band? 907 00:47:53,288 --> 00:47:54,288 Yeah. 908 00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:07,427 Grom. You're gonna love her. 909 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:10,638 Ling Lun says she's the greatest drummer of all time. 910 00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:15,602 What? 911 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:31,493 Hello. Excuse me. Hi. Miss... Miss Grom... 912 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:39,542 Well, I'm trying to save the world, too, Mother. 913 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,378 It's not like your generation's done that great. 914 00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:46,779 Oh! It's getting worse and worse here, if you were wondering. 915 00:48:49,177 --> 00:48:52,263 Ah! Well, the Sahara Desert just showed up in San Dimas, Mother. 916 00:48:52,931 --> 00:48:54,849 Queen Elizabeth is looking right at it. 917 00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:59,521 No. No, I'm not gonna tell you where I am. 918 00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:01,898 Because how do I know you won't send 919 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,733 your killer robot after me, Mom? 920 00:49:07,779 --> 00:49:08,780 I gotta go, Mom. 921 00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:15,203 This is bad. This is really happening. 922 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:16,578 What's happening? 923 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,706 Whoa ho! 924 00:49:18,790 --> 00:49:19,790 Kid Cudi! 925 00:49:21,501 --> 00:49:22,861 Hey, how's it goin', dude? 926 00:49:23,503 --> 00:49:25,623 Can someone please tell me what the hell is happening? 927 00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:28,466 Basically all time and space are about to end 928 00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:31,261 unless their dads come up with a song by 7:17 p.m. 929 00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:33,096 - Wait. What? - Wait. What? 930 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,223 We thought this was about the music. 931 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:37,809 It is. It's also about the end of space and time. 932 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:40,395 Dude, this is way worse than we thought. 933 00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,773 So, this is some kind of error in our holographic dual field? 934 00:49:44,274 --> 00:49:45,650 Or is it a Wilsonian loop 935 00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,068 causing a temporal singularity? 936 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,863 Well, seems to me your classical tautological causal circuit. 937 00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:52,323 I don't know. Seems like textbook entanglement to me. 938 00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:53,825 I must say, your understanding 939 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:55,827 of our dire circumstance is most impressive. 940 00:49:56,244 --> 00:49:57,930 You should put it to good use and help us save reality! 941 00:49:57,954 --> 00:49:58,788 Yeah! 942 00:49:58,872 --> 00:50:00,808 That's great. 'Cause it is the end of space and time. 943 00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:01,832 Right. 944 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,211 Mr. Armstrong, Mr. Hendrix, Herr Mozart, 945 00:50:05,295 --> 00:50:07,881 Miss Grom, Miss Ling Lun, and Mr. Cudi, 946 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:09,483 we're gonna take you into our dads' studio 947 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:10,507 and start practicing. 948 00:50:10,550 --> 00:50:11,735 So that when our dads get back here 949 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:13,112 with the song that will unite the world, 950 00:50:13,136 --> 00:50:14,304 you guys can play it for 'em. 951 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:15,679 Sound good? 952 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,266 Let's get practicing. 953 00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:22,353 Bogus. 954 00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:29,861 Oops. 955 00:50:30,612 --> 00:50:32,322 I'm so sorry, Great Leader. 956 00:50:33,323 --> 00:50:34,324 No. 957 00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:37,118 No. 958 00:50:40,622 --> 00:50:41,622 Oh, no. 959 00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:50,214 Are you okay? 960 00:50:50,465 --> 00:50:51,465 I think so, dude. 961 00:50:51,925 --> 00:50:52,925 Are you okay? 962 00:50:53,676 --> 00:50:54,676 I think so, dude. 963 00:50:56,763 --> 00:50:57,763 Dude, where are we? 964 00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:06,522 Are you guys okay? 965 00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:08,900 My mother just had me killed. 966 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:11,444 I didn't think she'd actually do it, but she did. 967 00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:27,377 Our sincerest apologies that we're here, great musicians. 968 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:30,255 We just wanted to help our dads. 969 00:51:32,382 --> 00:51:35,551 Which we clearly utterly failed at. 970 00:51:55,321 --> 00:51:56,321 Time? 971 00:51:58,074 --> 00:51:59,158 6:48 p.m. 972 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:08,583 Whoa. 973 00:52:15,383 --> 00:52:16,384 Dude! 974 00:52:18,678 --> 00:52:20,096 Are Jo and Liz here? 975 00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:21,930 Yes. 976 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,148 And no. 977 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:35,111 What did you mean 978 00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:37,613 "yes and no"? 979 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:41,743 There are infinite pasts. 980 00:52:42,452 --> 00:52:46,247 Each is entangled with infinite futures. 981 00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:48,333 So, what are you ea yin'? 982 00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:50,460 Where you end up 983 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,754 all depends 984 00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:54,797 on what happens 985 00:52:55,757 --> 00:52:56,757 with this. 986 00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:58,091 Is that... 987 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,971 It's the answer to everything. 988 00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:06,017 It's called... 989 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,228 "Face The Music." 990 00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:17,320 Dudes... 991 00:53:18,029 --> 00:53:19,489 who is that on guitar? 992 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:21,491 It's you two. 993 00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:24,535 It is us. 994 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:34,587 Face The Music. 995 00:53:37,006 --> 00:53:38,299 Preston/Logan! 996 00:53:38,925 --> 00:53:42,762 Recorded at 7:17 p.m. 997 00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:46,224 At MP 46. 998 00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:49,519 It's in your hands now. 999 00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:52,855 Go make it happen. 1000 00:53:53,523 --> 00:53:55,024 Thank you, wise old us's. 1001 00:53:55,108 --> 00:53:56,109 Yeah. 1002 00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:07,620 I just wanna say thank you, Bill, 1003 00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:10,957 for all the times you've been there for me. 1004 00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:15,753 I feel like I never really knew you, Ted. 1005 00:54:18,506 --> 00:54:20,216 That's my fault. 1006 00:54:21,551 --> 00:54:24,262 I never truly opened myself up to you. 1007 00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:28,933 The truth is, I looked at you and saw myself. 1008 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:33,771 Yeah. I know. Me, too. 1009 00:54:34,939 --> 00:54:39,235 I'm sorry for the times I let you down, Bill. 1010 00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:41,362 You never have, Bill. 1011 00:54:42,864 --> 00:54:44,031 You never have. 1012 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:50,955 Oh! 1013 00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:56,836 I'll never forget you, Bill. 1014 00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:58,795 Ever. 1015 00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:03,259 Catch you later, Ted. 1016 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:12,852 Catch you later, Bill and Ted. 1017 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,278 They're nice boys. 1018 00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:23,529 Yeah. 1019 00:55:25,323 --> 00:55:27,742 Dude! We got the actual real song! 1020 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,559 Now all's we gotta do is figure out 1021 00:55:29,619 --> 00:55:31,059 how to unite the whole world with it. 1022 00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:32,163 And save reality. 1023 00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:33,330 Yeah. 1024 00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:35,666 - Dude! - What? 1025 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,084 The booth is gone. 1026 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,085 What? 1027 00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:40,630 Where did it go? 1028 00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:44,342 I don't know. Let's go back and ask those wise old us's. 1029 00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:46,177 Yeah. I hope we're still alive. 1030 00:55:49,931 --> 00:55:51,307 Freeze, Preston/Logan. 1031 00:55:51,474 --> 00:55:53,601 Oh, this is exactly what we don't need right now. 1032 00:55:53,768 --> 00:55:56,729 We can't. We gotta get back to the present, like, now. 1033 00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:59,106 Yeah. Look, we know you were sent here 1034 00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:00,733 to kill us if we didn't have the song. 1035 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:03,861 But we actually do have the song now, so... 1036 00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:06,697 Wait. You have the song? 1037 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:10,618 Oh. 1038 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:12,702 Uh... 1039 00:56:13,496 --> 00:56:15,039 Mistakes were made. 1040 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:18,584 Apologies are given. 1041 00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:21,629 You're forgiven. No problem. But we gotta go, robot dude. 1042 00:56:21,796 --> 00:56:25,007 Wait! No, must expiate guilt. 1043 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,885 For what? We're fine, dude. Let us go! 1044 00:56:27,969 --> 00:56:28,970 For 1045 00:56:29,512 --> 00:56:30,763 murdering family. 1046 00:56:31,347 --> 00:56:33,015 Wait. What? 1047 00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:34,642 What are you talking about? 1048 00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:38,771 I lasered your daughters. 1049 00:56:38,938 --> 00:56:40,398 You lasered them? 1050 00:56:40,773 --> 00:56:42,316 You lasered our daughters? 1051 00:56:42,483 --> 00:56:43,693 Where are they? 1052 00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:45,236 Daughters are 1053 00:56:46,404 --> 00:56:47,404 in Hell. 1054 00:56:47,822 --> 00:56:50,157 You sent our daughters to Hell? 1055 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,287 We have to go get them. 1056 00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:56,788 Shoot us. 1057 00:56:57,415 --> 00:56:59,959 I can't shoot you. You have the song. 1058 00:57:02,086 --> 00:57:03,462 Well, guess what? 1059 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:05,298 Now there's no song. 1060 00:57:05,590 --> 00:57:07,425 Now you got no choice, Robot. 1061 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:09,051 You gotta kill us. 1062 00:57:20,313 --> 00:57:21,397 Can no longer take life. 1063 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:23,441 What? 1064 00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:25,901 Failure. Failure. Failure. Failure. 1065 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:27,110 Dude, 1066 00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:29,822 we need this guy to laser us but he appears to be having 1067 00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:31,282 some kind of nervous breakdown. 1068 00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:33,951 Shoot us, Robot! 1069 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:36,786 I can't. I'm a failure. 1070 00:57:36,829 --> 00:57:38,456 I don't even deserve to live, you know? 1071 00:57:38,581 --> 00:57:39,415 Shoot us! 1072 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:41,417 Can't do it. Shoot myself. 1073 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,960 - Wait, don't! - You can't! 1074 00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:44,754 We gotta go save Billie and Thea. 1075 00:57:45,046 --> 00:57:46,297 - Let's do it! - Yeah. 1076 00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:49,508 I'm so sorry! Goodbye, cruel world! 1077 00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:56,931 It worked! 1078 00:57:57,266 --> 00:57:58,266 Yeah! 1079 00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:03,856 ...world! 1080 00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:07,360 That is unexpected. 1081 00:58:07,610 --> 00:58:09,362 Yeah. How can a robot even die? 1082 00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:11,113 Let's find the girls. 1083 00:58:12,365 --> 00:58:14,450 Can I come with you? 1084 00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:17,787 He did kill us. 1085 00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:20,915 Come on, Robot! 1086 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,502 Wait. I have a name. 1087 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,129 It's Dennis. 1088 00:58:28,089 --> 00:58:29,382 Dennis McCoy. 1089 00:58:29,674 --> 00:58:31,425 Okay. Let's go, Dennis McCoy. 1090 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,886 - Thea! - Billie! 1091 00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:37,056 Dennis Caleb McCoy. That's the full name. 1092 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:38,474 Let's go, dude! 1093 00:58:39,809 --> 00:58:41,936 I feel gratitude. Gratitude. 1094 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,269 Okay, we get it. 1095 00:58:43,521 --> 00:58:45,189 You're a grateful, totally insecure, 1096 00:58:45,272 --> 00:58:48,109 somehow dead robot named Dennis Caleb McCoy. 1097 00:58:49,068 --> 00:58:50,569 - Thea! - Billie! 1098 00:58:52,822 --> 00:58:54,323 How're we gonna find them, dude? 1099 00:58:54,532 --> 00:58:55,616 I don't know, dude. 1100 00:58:55,783 --> 00:58:57,535 Yeah, I don't even know, dude. 1101 00:59:00,496 --> 00:59:02,665 Thea! Billie! 1102 00:59:06,836 --> 00:59:07,836 Great Leader? 1103 00:59:08,671 --> 00:59:10,131 Bill and Ted are dead. Did it work? 1104 00:59:14,844 --> 00:59:15,844 No. 1105 00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:17,722 Nothing is working. 1106 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:24,145 They were very nice. Very nice. Good group. 1107 00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:26,856 - Group? - Yeah. They went that way. 1108 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:28,356 Thanks, demons. 1109 00:59:28,441 --> 00:59:29,501 - You betcha. - Enjoy Hell, y'all. 1110 00:59:29,525 --> 00:59:31,002 - Thanks, demons. - Have a good time, boys. 1111 00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:32,153 I know that's strange. 1112 00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:33,404 What is that, a robot? 1113 00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:35,156 Yeah, that's a robot in Hell. 1114 00:59:35,948 --> 00:59:37,199 - Thea? - Billie? 1115 00:59:37,825 --> 00:59:39,118 - Thea? - Billie! 1116 00:59:39,952 --> 00:59:40,953 No! 1117 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:42,916 - Apology not accepted, Mother. - Kelly? 1118 00:59:43,456 --> 00:59:44,457 Oh! 1119 00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:46,459 Bill and Ted are here. Did it work, Mom? 1120 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,336 Yeah. That's what I thought. 1121 00:59:49,962 --> 00:59:50,963 Where are they? 1122 00:59:51,464 --> 00:59:52,464 They're that way. 1123 00:59:54,884 --> 00:59:57,803 I'm Dennis Caleb McCoy. I am so... No! No. 1124 00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:01,223 Oh, yeah. This is way worse than the Christmas incident. 1125 01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:04,477 And you named him Dennis? After my ex? 1126 01:00:05,186 --> 01:00:06,187 Get outta here! 1127 01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:19,241 - Thea! Billie! - Billie! Thea! 1128 01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:20,825 Dads! 1129 01:00:25,498 --> 01:00:26,498 Dads! 1130 01:00:29,210 --> 01:00:30,294 How're you doin'? 1131 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,796 Well, you know, we're dead. 1132 01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:33,297 And we're in Hell. 1133 01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:34,380 But how're you doin'? 1134 01:00:35,049 --> 01:00:36,049 We're good! 1135 01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:37,134 Yeah. Look who we found. 1136 01:00:38,511 --> 01:00:39,511 Dad? 1137 01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:41,179 Hi, Ted. 1138 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,141 I was wrong. I mean, you're here. 1139 01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:47,728 Which implies that you also traveled through time 1140 01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:51,524 and that your wives actually are princesses. 1141 01:00:51,607 --> 01:00:54,193 All of which proves that it is imperative 1142 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:58,239 that you write the song that will unite the entire world. 1143 01:00:58,572 --> 01:00:59,990 And save reality. 1144 01:01:01,075 --> 01:01:02,076 Wait, is that new? 1145 01:01:02,451 --> 01:01:03,451 Yeah. 1146 01:01:03,536 --> 01:01:07,623 Well, then, I should help you instead of criticizing you. 1147 01:01:07,957 --> 01:01:11,335 And I am very, very, very sorry. 1148 01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:13,044 Thanks, Dad! 1149 01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,965 Yeah, thanks, Chief Logan! 1150 01:01:16,048 --> 01:01:17,633 I wasn't talking to you, Bill. 1151 01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:19,510 Oh. Cool. 1152 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:23,264 Well, Dads, this is the band we put together for you. 1153 01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:26,016 This is Jimi Hendrix, Louis Armstrong... 1154 01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:28,853 and Mozart, and Ling Lun, and Grom. 1155 01:01:30,855 --> 01:01:31,939 A pleasure, gentlemen. 1156 01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:34,525 You raised two fine young girls. 1157 01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:36,580 - Thank you. - And this is Kid Cudi 1158 01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:38,487 who's not technically a historical figure. 1159 01:01:38,696 --> 01:01:40,322 - Kinda am now, I think. - Yeah. 1160 01:01:40,948 --> 01:01:43,033 It's a great honor to meet you all. 1161 01:01:43,117 --> 01:01:47,413 Yeah. Welcome to, and sorry about, Hell. 1162 01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:48,622 My bad. 1163 01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:52,793 Oh. 1164 01:01:52,877 --> 01:01:54,670 Well, that's Dennis Caleb McCoy. 1165 01:01:55,087 --> 01:01:56,087 We've met. 1166 01:01:56,505 --> 01:01:57,505 He killed us. 1167 01:01:58,507 --> 01:01:59,508 I'm really sorry 1168 01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:02,386 that I lasered you all. 1169 01:02:03,012 --> 01:02:04,012 And 1170 01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:06,015 I just need to tell you... 1171 01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:10,936 My name is Dennis Caleb McCoy, and... 1172 01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:12,354 Thank you, Dennis. 1173 01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:14,940 Well, thanks for coming to get us. 1174 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:16,305 How're we gonna get outta here? 1175 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:17,985 We're gonna go talk to Death. 1176 01:02:19,153 --> 01:02:20,630 Well, isn't he still mad at you guys? 1177 01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:21,822 Oh, yeah. 1178 01:02:22,156 --> 01:02:23,824 - And we're still mad at him. - Yeah. 1179 01:02:24,158 --> 01:02:25,158 Oh. 1180 01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:26,910 Nineteen minutes. 1181 01:02:27,036 --> 01:02:28,287 Everyone, follow us. 1182 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:33,791 Yes way! 1183 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:38,881 Best 75 out of 81. 1184 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:42,384 - Is he playing Hopscotch by himself? - I have bested you again. 1185 01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:44,303 He looks miserable, dude. 1186 01:02:45,346 --> 01:02:46,346 Yes! 1187 01:02:47,348 --> 01:02:48,474 Dude, he's cheating! 1188 01:02:48,599 --> 01:02:49,599 Yes! 1189 01:02:52,645 --> 01:02:54,021 - Take a hike. - Let's go, dude. 1190 01:02:54,146 --> 01:02:54,980 Good luck, Dads. 1191 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:56,315 - Be sweet. - Okay. 1192 01:02:56,690 --> 01:02:57,690 Okay. 1193 01:03:02,154 --> 01:03:03,197 Hey, Death. 1194 01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:07,493 Why, if it isn't the Wyld Stallyns. 1195 01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:11,330 Have you come to sue me again? 1196 01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:12,998 No, Death. Not at all. 1197 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:15,209 No. We just need to talk to you, Death. 1198 01:03:16,377 --> 01:03:17,878 Talk to the hand. 1199 01:03:20,381 --> 01:03:21,966 It will only take a second, dude. 1200 01:03:23,342 --> 01:03:25,177 - Death! - Come on, dude. 1201 01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:30,724 Who is it? 1202 01:03:30,808 --> 01:03:32,017 Bill and Ted. 1203 01:03:33,185 --> 01:03:36,563 What? Did your restraining order run out? 1204 01:03:36,814 --> 01:03:38,732 Did the judge change his mind? 1205 01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:41,443 So, now I am allowed to get close to you? 1206 01:03:42,194 --> 01:03:43,362 Hmm? Is this too close? 1207 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:44,445 Death. 1208 01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:46,907 We didn't want to sue you, dude. 1209 01:03:46,991 --> 01:03:49,702 - Remember, be sweet, dude. - You're right. 1210 01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:53,497 You tried to take the name Wyld Stallyns. 1211 01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:55,541 I was Wyld Stallyns. 1212 01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:57,292 What are you talking about? 1213 01:03:57,543 --> 01:04:00,295 You kicked me out because you was jealous of me. 1214 01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:02,006 - No, no, no, dude. - Yes, yes, yes. 1215 01:04:02,131 --> 01:04:03,841 You quit the band to go out on your own! 1216 01:04:03,966 --> 01:04:05,759 You wouldn't let me play! 1217 01:04:05,843 --> 01:04:08,429 Dude, you were playing 40-minute bass solos. 1218 01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:09,930 No one but you could play! 1219 01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:11,890 I was in the groove! 1220 01:04:11,974 --> 01:04:12,974 What? 1221 01:04:13,017 --> 01:04:14,977 Those 40-minute solos, 1222 01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:17,771 that was the highlight of your shows. 1223 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:21,066 It's no wonder you went down in the tubes. 1224 01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:26,947 What're we gonna do? 1225 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:29,491 Oh! 1226 01:04:29,575 --> 01:04:31,744 Death, the reason we came here is 'cause 1227 01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:33,620 we have to play a song at some place 1228 01:04:33,704 --> 01:04:36,081 called MP 46, like, right now. 1229 01:04:36,832 --> 01:04:39,752 All of time is gonna fold in on itself, dude. 1230 01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:43,380 I have been demoted down here 1231 01:04:43,672 --> 01:04:47,217 because I took two so-called "friends" back up 1232 01:04:47,676 --> 01:04:49,887 who should not have gone back up. 1233 01:04:50,054 --> 01:04:52,054 So, if that is why you're here... 1234 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:54,683 Sorry, not sorry. 1235 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,060 Bye! 1236 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,814 - What now? - I don't know, dude. 1237 01:05:00,981 --> 01:05:02,900 Dads, we have an idea. 1238 01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:04,068 You mind if we try? 1239 01:05:04,151 --> 01:05:06,171 I mean, the dude is the most rad bass player, like, ever. 1240 01:05:06,195 --> 01:05:07,195 Yeah. 1241 01:05:09,198 --> 01:05:10,198 Please. 1242 01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,867 - Okay. - Come on. 1243 01:05:12,493 --> 01:05:14,286 - All right. - He's kind of a dick. 1244 01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:15,453 Okay. 1245 01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:28,300 Dads, we think you should wait outside. 1246 01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:46,944 Oh. 1247 01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:48,862 Excuse us, Mr. Death, sir. 1248 01:05:48,946 --> 01:05:50,781 It's good to see you again, Mr. Death, sir. 1249 01:05:50,906 --> 01:05:53,575 Well, if it isn't Little Bill and Little Ted. 1250 01:05:53,826 --> 01:05:56,203 We're still your hugest fans. 1251 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:57,286 Yeah. 1252 01:05:57,788 --> 01:05:58,831 Oh. 1253 01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:00,791 Don't fudge with me. 1254 01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:02,209 We're not fudging with you, sir. 1255 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:03,502 - It's legit. - Yeah. 1256 01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:04,795 - Really? - Yeah. 1257 01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:06,088 I mean, The Lonely Soul Surfer 1258 01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:09,091 was the most underrated album in 1998. 1259 01:06:09,258 --> 01:06:10,884 The critics hated it. 1260 01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:12,469 Well, they just weren't ready 1261 01:06:12,553 --> 01:06:13,846 for an album that was all bass. 1262 01:06:13,971 --> 01:06:16,473 "It was all over the place," they said. 1263 01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:21,770 "It was a raging, confused mess," they said. 1264 01:06:22,062 --> 01:06:25,774 "It was even worse than Pale on Pale, '' they said." 1265 01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:28,152 Well... 1266 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,697 It was, in parts. 1267 01:06:32,281 --> 01:06:33,991 But in other parts... 1268 01:06:34,116 --> 01:06:35,576 The outro in "I'll Never Be Loved" 1269 01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:37,202 is the most bodacious. 1270 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,830 I mean, the last three bars 1271 01:06:39,913 --> 01:06:42,124 before the chorus in "Too Pale to Cry..." 1272 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,332 Oh, well... 1273 01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:48,839 What did you think of the hook in "Boogie Down With Doctor D?" 1274 01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:51,300 What can we even say? 1275 01:06:51,383 --> 01:06:54,261 Insane. We've never seen left-hand technique like that. 1276 01:06:54,845 --> 01:06:57,431 I know! I was self-taught. 1277 01:06:57,556 --> 01:07:01,226 You have some crazy, crazy skills, dude! 1278 01:07:01,310 --> 01:07:02,310 Well... 1279 01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:05,344 - You know what you need? - Hmm? 1280 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:08,400 You just need a band. 1281 01:07:09,568 --> 01:07:10,903 And the band needs you. 1282 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:14,489 Oh. 1283 01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:15,782 - T? - B. 1284 01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:21,495 Come on in. 1285 01:07:22,873 --> 01:07:23,873 Dads, 1286 01:07:24,291 --> 01:07:26,752 is there something you would like to say to Death? 1287 01:07:42,351 --> 01:07:45,354 We're sorry for how things went between us, Death. 1288 01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:47,230 Yeah. 1289 01:07:47,648 --> 01:07:49,024 Sincerely sorry. 1290 01:07:51,443 --> 01:07:55,781 I am sorry that fame went to my head. 1291 01:07:57,658 --> 01:07:59,368 It's very intoxicating. 1292 01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:04,539 We really did love playing with you, dude. 1293 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,252 We really did rock, didn't we? 1294 01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:10,254 We definitely did. 1295 01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:13,298 And if it's not too late, Death... 1296 01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:16,175 Would you 1297 01:08:16,635 --> 01:08:18,387 consider rejoining... 1298 01:08:19,638 --> 01:08:21,139 Wyld Stallyns? 1299 01:08:23,058 --> 01:08:24,393 Oh, I... 1300 01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:34,027 I suppose. 1301 01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:51,920 Okay, let's go! 1302 01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:54,089 Right. Right. 1303 01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,138 It's Dennis. Hi. 1304 01:09:05,142 --> 01:09:06,685 - I got lost. - Get in, Dennis. 1305 01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:08,895 Okay. Thank you, guys. 1306 01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:09,979 Hey, Kid Cudi. 1307 01:09:10,022 --> 01:09:11,857 - Oh, hello. Hello, everyone. - Ow! 1308 01:09:12,024 --> 01:09:14,192 Hey. Hey. Yeah, okay, friends. 1309 01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:15,902 Let's rock! 1310 01:09:24,202 --> 01:09:27,331 It was cool when you said, "Let's rock" 1311 01:09:27,873 --> 01:09:29,666 because it made me want to rock. 1312 01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:31,460 Uh-huh. 1313 01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:34,296 You don't just get to rock. 1314 01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:37,466 You got to earn the right to rock. 1315 01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:40,218 Dude! We got 11 minutes. 1316 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,638 Anyone know where MP 46 is? 1317 01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:45,265 Depends on your perspective. 1318 01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:47,267 To really dig the groove of the quantum realm, 1319 01:09:47,351 --> 01:09:48,951 you gotta choose a place to dig it from. 1320 01:09:49,144 --> 01:09:50,144 Dig? 1321 01:09:52,147 --> 01:09:54,274 Anyone know where MP 46 is? 1322 01:10:01,448 --> 01:10:02,808 We're never gonna make our flight. 1323 01:10:03,033 --> 01:10:04,201 Hmm. 1324 01:10:08,997 --> 01:10:11,083 Deac, Deac. Look at that. 1325 01:10:15,337 --> 01:10:16,630 Whoa! 1326 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:18,881 I got this. 1327 01:10:20,675 --> 01:10:21,675 Stop! 1328 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:27,640 We're back! 1329 01:10:28,308 --> 01:10:29,308 What? 1330 01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:33,522 This is bad. 1331 01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:37,109 Really bad. 1332 01:10:38,777 --> 01:10:40,278 Okay, guys, let's go! 1333 01:10:43,657 --> 01:10:44,657 Come on! 1334 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:46,450 Come on, Mozart. 1335 01:10:49,329 --> 01:10:50,789 Oh, Ted! Even if we knew 1336 01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:51,891 where we were supposed to play, 1337 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,959 there's no way we'd ever get there in time. 1338 01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:56,168 Bill, look! 1339 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:59,297 This is MP 46? It makes no sense. 1340 01:10:59,381 --> 01:11:01,007 How can the song happen right here? 1341 01:11:02,968 --> 01:11:04,553 Because this is where it happened. 1342 01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:07,597 Ted, you're right, dude! 1343 01:11:07,681 --> 01:11:09,933 But, dude, what're we gonna play? 1344 01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:12,769 I don't know, dude. 1345 01:11:17,357 --> 01:11:19,693 Bill and Ted? I saved these. 1346 01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:21,110 I'm not sure if 1347 01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:23,655 they're of any use, but... 1348 01:11:24,406 --> 01:11:26,116 - Thanks, Dennis. - Dads! 1349 01:11:26,283 --> 01:11:28,410 Dads! MP 46. 1350 01:11:28,535 --> 01:11:29,870 And the band is ready to play. 1351 01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:31,872 Alls we need is the song. 1352 01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:38,669 Thea. 1353 01:11:39,379 --> 01:11:40,379 Billie. 1354 01:11:40,881 --> 01:11:42,924 We don't know how to tell you this. 1355 01:11:44,259 --> 01:11:45,635 We don't have the song. 1356 01:11:47,888 --> 01:11:48,888 Wait. 1357 01:11:49,556 --> 01:11:50,557 You don't? 1358 01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:53,934 No. 1359 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,146 We're sorry. 1360 01:11:57,105 --> 01:11:58,315 We're sorry, Dads. 1361 01:11:58,565 --> 01:12:00,859 Yeah, we really wanted to help you out with this. 1362 01:12:06,781 --> 01:12:08,783 Dude, you seeing what I'm seeing? 1363 01:12:13,455 --> 01:12:14,455 Preston? 1364 01:12:15,624 --> 01:12:16,624 Logan? 1365 01:12:19,377 --> 01:12:21,171 Preston/Logan. 1366 01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:24,674 Whoa! 1367 01:12:26,301 --> 01:12:27,427 What is it, Dads? 1368 01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:29,596 It's you! 1369 01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:31,305 What? 1370 01:12:31,431 --> 01:12:34,309 It was you the whole time. We just didn't see it. 1371 01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:35,977 We can't write music. 1372 01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:38,522 Whatever... We just listen to stuff. 1373 01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:39,439 From things we like. 1374 01:12:39,523 --> 01:12:41,358 And we just kind of put stuff together. 1375 01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:43,443 Yeah, maybe you just listen a little, 1376 01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:44,568 make things you like. 1377 01:12:44,611 --> 01:12:46,071 And put it all together. 1378 01:12:46,738 --> 01:12:48,907 Girls, you're not here to back us. 1379 01:12:49,616 --> 01:12:52,160 We're here to back you. 1380 01:12:52,661 --> 01:12:53,828 We're your band. 1381 01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:56,665 Whoa! 1382 01:13:00,377 --> 01:13:01,461 Follow us! 1383 01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:07,259 Here you go. Instruments! 1384 01:13:07,384 --> 01:13:08,426 Whoa! 1385 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:12,264 Dude, I just thought of something. 1386 01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:13,473 What is it, Ted? 1387 01:13:13,682 --> 01:13:15,600 How is just listening to a song... 1388 01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:18,270 gonna unite the whole world... 1389 01:13:18,770 --> 01:13:19,980 throughout all of time? 1390 01:13:21,690 --> 01:13:23,191 That is a good question, dude. 1391 01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:30,293 It's almost like they'd all have to hear it 1392 01:13:30,365 --> 01:13:31,533 in order to play it. 1393 01:13:31,992 --> 01:13:34,119 Ted, of course! That's how we're gonna unite 'em. 1394 01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:35,370 We get 'em to play along. 1395 01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:36,931 Well, if that's true, alls we gotta do is 1396 01:13:36,955 --> 01:13:38,582 get to everyone throughout all time. 1397 01:13:38,665 --> 01:13:40,417 Yeah, and get 'em instruments, dude. 1398 01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:43,086 In 7 minutes and 25 seconds. 1399 01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:44,963 What about a tambourine? 1400 01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:47,382 I mean, how hard can it be to rock with that? 1401 01:13:47,465 --> 01:13:50,468 Tambourine is not as easy as it looks. 1402 01:13:50,844 --> 01:13:53,096 What about dancing? I'm a very gifted dancer. 1403 01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:54,179 You dance? 1404 01:13:55,724 --> 01:13:56,724 Really? 1405 01:13:56,850 --> 01:13:59,894 Why don't you go over there and rehearse your dance? 1406 01:14:00,854 --> 01:14:01,854 Okay. 1407 01:14:03,315 --> 01:14:04,566 Dude, we have no power! 1408 01:14:04,649 --> 01:14:05,859 Say no more. On it. 1409 01:14:05,984 --> 01:14:06,984 Okay. 1410 01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:22,792 There! Oh, Jo. 1411 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,502 - Theodore. - William! 1412 01:14:24,878 --> 01:14:26,004 - Joanna! - Liz! 1413 01:14:26,087 --> 01:14:27,087 Hi. 1414 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,592 Did you find a reality where we're all happy together? 1415 01:14:30,675 --> 01:14:31,509 We did. 1416 01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:34,846 We realized we're happiest in this reality. 1417 01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:36,431 Sweet! 1418 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:42,562 Now, did we hear you say something about 1419 01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:45,106 distributing instruments all throughout time? 1420 01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:46,231 Ready, T? 1421 01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:49,569 Five, six, five, six, seven, eight! 1422 01:14:55,283 --> 01:14:57,160 Oh, my God, what's happening? 1423 01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:00,288 Excuse me, Mr. Cudi, sir? 1424 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:02,624 Our wives just traveled through multiple realities. 1425 01:15:02,749 --> 01:15:04,292 And in doing so, they realized... 1426 01:15:04,376 --> 01:15:05,210 They're all happening 1427 01:15:05,293 --> 01:15:06,354 - simultaneously. - Simultaneously. 1428 01:15:06,378 --> 01:15:08,254 Do we need individual us's 1429 01:15:08,338 --> 01:15:10,632 to take instruments to infinite places? 1430 01:15:10,799 --> 01:15:11,633 Okay. 1431 01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:13,760 See, contrary to what some have argued, 1432 01:15:13,885 --> 01:15:15,303 universal wave function is, 1433 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:16,638 epistemologically speaking, 1434 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:18,556 both cyclic and separating. In other words... 1435 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,767 Excuse me, Kid Cudi. I don't mean to be rude, 1436 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,530 but we have, like, four and a half minutes. 1437 01:15:24,896 --> 01:15:28,233 Madam. Madam! We have to go. It's not safe to be in here. 1438 01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:30,777 Where were you thinking of going? 1439 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,545 I think it's a lunar eclipse. 1440 01:15:48,628 --> 01:15:50,505 That is not lunar, you guys. 1441 01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:57,762 This is a disaster, T. 1442 01:15:58,221 --> 01:15:59,639 What are we gonna do, B? 1443 01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:08,815 Stop! 1444 01:16:09,149 --> 01:16:11,443 All you need to do is go in the quantum superposition 1445 01:16:11,526 --> 01:16:12,777 with multiple realities. 1446 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:14,154 But how? 1447 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,865 Dudes, the booth is obviously a tunnel to the quantum realm. 1448 01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:18,366 Go, go, go! 1449 01:16:18,450 --> 01:16:20,210 - Thank you, Mr. Cudi! - Thank you, Mr. Cudi! 1450 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:21,369 Station. 1451 01:16:21,494 --> 01:16:23,037 Station! 1452 01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:24,497 - Grom! - Grom, you start! 1453 01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:28,042 - No, no, no... - Stop, stop! 1454 01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:29,209 Here. 1455 01:16:36,176 --> 01:16:37,927 And now, Death! 1456 01:16:39,679 --> 01:16:41,848 Well... It's... Maybe something like... 1457 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,098 "Too Pale to Cry." 1458 01:16:43,183 --> 01:16:45,018 - That last riff? - Amazing! 1459 01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:48,771 Yeah. 1460 01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:56,696 What're we gonna tell people to play? 1461 01:16:58,406 --> 01:16:59,866 - We'll be right back. - Okay. 1462 01:17:00,658 --> 01:17:02,494 Read me the number for the infinite, dude. 1463 01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:08,792 6-9... 6-9... 2-9-9... 1464 01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:10,352 - How about that concerto? - Okay, go tell him. 1465 01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:11,376 Mozart. 1466 01:17:15,507 --> 01:17:17,133 3-4-5-5... 1467 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:19,177 5-1 -0-1... 1468 01:17:20,637 --> 01:17:22,077 I already said goodbye to the girls. 1469 01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,598 But I wanna stay here and dance. 1470 01:17:23,681 --> 01:17:24,681 Dennis. 1471 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,685 Good luck, my excellent friends. 1472 01:17:27,894 --> 01:17:28,978 Thanks, Kelly. 1473 01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:30,687 Later, Dennis. 1474 01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:32,899 My name is Dennis. Dennis McCoy. 1475 01:17:34,734 --> 01:17:36,319 2-7-1 -8. 1476 01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:39,739 Faster, you know? Yeah! Now, D. 1477 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:40,990 Oh, yeah. 1478 01:17:42,033 --> 01:17:43,201 Yeah! 1479 01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:45,285 Watch this! 1480 01:17:52,085 --> 01:17:53,545 Jimi, for the win! 1481 01:17:55,964 --> 01:17:57,131 1 -8-2-8-3-5... 1482 01:17:57,215 --> 01:17:59,259 Okay. Okay. The girls said C major. 1483 01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:00,802 113 beats per minute. 1484 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:02,554 - Got it. - All right. Yeah. 1485 01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:07,642 4-5-5.5-1... 1486 01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:24,325 - 4-3-5... - Guys, maybe just press 1487 01:18:24,409 --> 01:18:25,451 the infinite button. 1488 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:27,078 Oh, yeah. 1489 01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:28,161 Yeah. 1490 01:18:33,877 --> 01:18:35,003 One last thing. 1491 01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:37,005 I love you, Elizabeth. 1492 01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:39,048 I love you, Joanna. 1493 01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:40,425 We know. 1494 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,261 I love you. 1495 01:18:44,846 --> 01:18:46,347 - Okay, let's go. - Okay. 1496 01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:14,208 How's it goin', Deac? 1497 01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:15,792 Missy. 1498 01:19:16,294 --> 01:19:18,796 In case you're wondering, I'm essentially an infinite me. 1499 01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:20,422 Catch you later. 1500 01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:22,258 Outstanding! 1501 01:19:32,226 --> 01:19:33,353 Yeah! 1502 01:19:48,743 --> 01:19:49,953 - Excellent! - Excellent! 1503 01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:54,539 Dads! 1504 01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:06,760 Wait. 1505 01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:16,145 San Dimas, make some noise! 1506 01:20:26,781 --> 01:20:27,865 Yeah! 1507 01:20:30,910 --> 01:20:32,662 Ten, nine... 1508 01:20:33,121 --> 01:20:34,580 eight, seven... 1509 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:36,164 six... 1510 01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:38,334 - five... - Dads! 1511 01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:39,961 Four, three... 1512 01:20:40,628 --> 01:20:41,963 two, one. 1513 01:20:52,807 --> 01:20:54,809 Madam, you need to see this. 1514 01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:03,067 Your father would be so proud of you. 1515 01:21:16,664 --> 01:21:18,166 - Bye! - Bye, Kid Cudi! 1516 01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:19,249 - Bye! - See ya, Kid Cudi! 1517 01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:56,037 It's working! 1518 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,120 Yeah! 1519 01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:20,520 And so, it wasn't so much 1520 01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:22,188 the song that made the difference. 1521 01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:24,816 It was everyone playing it together. 1522 01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:27,984 And it worked. 1523 01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:40,583 Dude, 1524 01:29:41,585 --> 01:29:45,381 are you dead yet? 1525 01:29:46,131 --> 01:29:47,216 No. 1526 01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:52,179 Are you? 1527 01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:55,640 No. 1528 01:29:57,393 --> 01:30:02,481 There's one more thing we need to do 1529 01:30:03,107 --> 01:30:04,316 before we go. 1530 01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:07,987 Definitely. 1531 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:21,958 Ready, Bill? 1532 01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:23,502 Ready, Ted. 1533 01:30:24,628 --> 01:30:26,088 - One... - Two... 1534 01:30:26,422 --> 01:30:28,632 One, two, three, four! 1535 01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:58,369 Okay. 1536 01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:00,122 Yeah. Okay. 1537 01:31:01,290 --> 01:31:02,333 - Okay. - Okay. 1538 01:31:16,555 --> 01:31:17,681 We still got it. 1539 01:31:17,765 --> 01:31:18,849 We still got it. 1540 01:31:19,433 --> 01:31:21,435 - Hey, Bill. - Yeah? 1541 01:31:28,651 --> 01:31:30,069 Okay, I have to sit down. 1542 01:31:31,695 --> 01:31:32,696 I'm sorry. 1543 01:31:34,573 --> 01:31:36,367 - That was fun. - That was good. 1544 01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:41,996 Nurse! 96799