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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:12,712 --> 00:02:14,622 There you are. 2 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:20,051 Say, has, uh, this castle always had four turrets? 3 00:02:20,136 --> 00:02:22,544 Always. 4 00:02:22,638 --> 00:02:24,679 Four turrets. 5 00:02:24,765 --> 00:02:26,676 That doesn't seem right. 6 00:02:28,603 --> 00:02:31,889 If you hurry, sir, you'll still be in time to catch the last tour. 7 00:02:31,981 --> 00:02:33,891 Thanks. 8 00:02:36,652 --> 00:02:38,728 The room you are now standing in... 9 00:02:38,821 --> 00:02:41,490 is an ancient banquet hall. 10 00:02:41,574 --> 00:02:43,816 And this table, ladies and gentlemen... 11 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:46,614 is said to be the famed Round Table... 12 00:02:46,704 --> 00:02:48,614 used by King Arthur. 13 00:02:48,706 --> 00:02:52,538 Many of the restored shields of the Knights of the Round Table can be seen on these standards. 14 00:02:52,627 --> 00:02:54,537 Sir Bedivere. 15 00:02:54,629 --> 00:02:56,586 - Sir- - [Man] Sir Bors de Ganis. 16 00:02:56,672 --> 00:02:58,665 - Sir- - Sir Lancelot of the Lake. 17 00:02:59,926 --> 00:03:01,752 If you don't mind! 18 00:03:01,844 --> 00:03:04,763 Not at all. Go right ahead. 19 00:03:04,847 --> 00:03:08,216 Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you'll kindly follow me. 20 00:03:10,561 --> 00:03:12,471 Over here, ladies and gentlemen... 21 00:03:12,563 --> 00:03:15,683 we have the shields of Sir Galahad... 22 00:03:15,775 --> 00:03:17,934 Sir Dalliance... 23 00:03:18,027 --> 00:03:20,945 and Sir Sagramore le Desirous. 24 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:23,699 Good old Saggy. 25 00:03:23,783 --> 00:03:26,618 And over here, ladies and gentlemen... 26 00:03:26,702 --> 00:03:29,111 a remarkably preserved portrait. 27 00:03:29,205 --> 00:03:31,197 Lady Alisande la Carteloise. 28 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:35,502 - [Woman] Wasn't she lovely? - Lovely indeed, madam. 29 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:40,925 She was renowned in legend as King Arthur's favorite niece. 30 00:03:41,008 --> 00:03:43,879 Over here, ladies and gentlemen- Pardon me- 31 00:03:43,970 --> 00:03:47,636 we have a hauberk dating from the sixth century... 32 00:03:47,723 --> 00:03:51,057 said to have been worn by Sir Logris of Astolat. 33 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:53,813 Kindly notice the round hole through the breastplate... 34 00:03:53,896 --> 00:03:57,645 undoubtedly caused by an iron-tipped arrow of the period. 35 00:03:57,733 --> 00:03:59,809 Mm-mmm. 36 00:03:59,902 --> 00:04:02,690 I mean- Well, you see, that happens to be a bullet hole. 37 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:05,651 Impossible! Firearms weren't invented... 38 00:04:05,741 --> 00:04:07,782 - until the 15th century. - [Chuckles] 39 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:11,202 Oh, come now. Perhaps the gentleman saw the bullet fired. 40 00:04:11,288 --> 00:04:13,329 Perhaps the gentleman was there. 41 00:04:13,416 --> 00:04:16,702 Matter of fact, I was. 42 00:04:16,794 --> 00:04:21,919 Undoubtedly caused by an iron-tipped arrow of the period. 43 00:04:23,509 --> 00:04:26,712 Well, uh, that concludes the tour, ladies and gentlemen. 44 00:04:26,804 --> 00:04:30,719 On behalf of the orphanage and Lord Pendragon, I hope you've enjoyed it. 45 00:04:30,808 --> 00:04:33,845 - This way out, please. - Thank you. It's been most interesting. 46 00:05:05,134 --> 00:05:08,633 - I beg your pardon, sir. Lord Pendragon would like to see you. - Hmm? 47 00:05:08,721 --> 00:05:10,713 Well, that's very nice of him. 48 00:05:12,308 --> 00:05:15,013 Just as I remember her. 49 00:05:15,102 --> 00:05:18,187 - [Clears Throat] This way, sir. - Yes. 50 00:05:22,276 --> 00:05:24,436 “Just as I remember her”? 51 00:05:27,531 --> 00:05:31,909 And she dead these 1300 years. 52 00:05:31,994 --> 00:05:33,904 [Knocking] 53 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:37,781 Come in, come in. [Sneezes] 54 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:39,832 And shut the door. 55 00:05:42,129 --> 00:05:44,917 That's the worst of these confounded castles- very picturesque and all that... 56 00:05:45,007 --> 00:05:46,964 but the wind whistles through like a howling gale. 57 00:05:47,051 --> 00:05:49,921 This is the American gentleman, Your Lordship. 58 00:05:50,012 --> 00:05:52,800 I'm quite aware it's the American gentleman. 59 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:55,049 - You may go, Richards. - But, Your Lordship- 60 00:05:55,142 --> 00:05:57,384 Go, go. Scat. 61 00:05:59,814 --> 00:06:02,187 Now, no tricks, young man. 62 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:05,774 I warn you, I boxed for Cambridge until my arm- 63 00:06:05,861 --> 00:06:07,772 [Sneezes] 64 00:06:09,365 --> 00:06:13,861 Now, what's all this I hear about your creating a disturbance? 65 00:06:13,953 --> 00:06:15,863 You don't look balmy. 66 00:06:15,955 --> 00:06:18,079 I assure you, Your Lordship, I'm perfectly sane. 67 00:06:18,165 --> 00:06:21,618 Well, stop staring at me as if I were a ghost. 68 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:24,084 Have we met before? Here. 69 00:06:24,171 --> 00:06:26,627 - Well, no, not exactly. - What do you mean, not exactly? 70 00:06:26,715 --> 00:06:29,835 - Either we've met before or we haven't. - It's difficult to explain. 71 00:06:29,927 --> 00:06:32,964 I feel like I know you. I know this castle... 72 00:06:33,055 --> 00:06:35,974 and the girl in the painting downstairs- Lady Alisande. 73 00:06:36,058 --> 00:06:38,264 I know her too. Wait, wait. Don't ring. 74 00:06:38,352 --> 00:06:41,057 I wanna show you something. 75 00:06:41,147 --> 00:06:43,686 - Take a look at this. - What is it? 76 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,684 It's a gold amulet... 77 00:06:45,776 --> 00:06:48,896 just like the one on the girl in the painting. 78 00:06:48,988 --> 00:06:51,776 Yes, yes, of course. Of course. 79 00:06:51,866 --> 00:06:54,618 - A remarkable duplicate. - It's not a duplicate, sir. 80 00:06:54,702 --> 00:06:57,656 - Where did you get it? - She gave it to me. 81 00:06:57,746 --> 00:07:00,451 Young man, you're either a liar or a lunatic... 82 00:07:00,541 --> 00:07:03,246 and I'm not gonna sit here- 83 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,328 Here. 84 00:07:05,421 --> 00:07:07,331 - Thank you. - Excuse me. 85 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:14,012 I've been wanting to get this off my chest for a long time. 86 00:07:14,096 --> 00:07:15,294 - I'm not keeping you from anything, am I? - [Mutters] 87 00:07:16,599 --> 00:07:19,351 My name is Martin. Hank Martin. 88 00:07:19,435 --> 00:07:22,188 I was born in Hartford, Connecticut, U.S.A. 89 00:07:22,271 --> 00:07:25,189 I'm a blacksmith, and my father was a blacksmith before me. 90 00:07:25,274 --> 00:07:29,189 Or I was a blacksmith until a few years ago, when these automobiles came along. 91 00:07:29,278 --> 00:07:32,944 - Boy, it sure is powerful-looking. - Boy, it sure is. 92 00:07:33,032 --> 00:07:35,653 - Go ahead and touch it. I dare you. - [Engine Sputtering] 93 00:07:35,743 --> 00:07:38,448 - You do it. - I asked you first. 94 00:07:38,537 --> 00:07:40,530 Yeah, he asked you first. 95 00:07:47,338 --> 00:07:49,295 - [Backfires] - [Screams] Look out! 96 00:07:56,138 --> 00:07:59,674 - Did you fix it, Hank? - I fixed it, all right. 97 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:02,222 The operation was a success, but the patient died. 98 00:08:02,311 --> 00:08:04,684 Well, we'll give her another whirl, huh? 99 00:08:04,772 --> 00:08:07,809 - You kids in no hurry? - No, not me. 100 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,810 What do you suppose makes it go? 101 00:08:09,902 --> 00:08:12,772 - Know. There's a dragon in it. - A what? 102 00:08:12,863 --> 00:08:17,158 A dragon, just like in King Arthur, that spits and shoots out fire. 103 00:08:17,243 --> 00:08:20,197 - Oh, you're daffy. - I am not, am I, Hank? 104 00:08:20,287 --> 00:08:24,582 I think she's got something there. What we need is a little dragon bait. 105 00:08:27,378 --> 00:08:29,917 - [Engine Sputtering] - Say, it's taken a hold. 106 00:08:30,005 --> 00:08:33,173 Oh, there's a dragon in there, all right. 107 00:08:33,259 --> 00:08:36,011 [Backfires, Engine Stops] 108 00:08:36,095 --> 00:08:39,013 I think it's a reluctant dragon. we'll let it cool off a while. 109 00:08:43,686 --> 00:08:46,438 Does that book tell you how to fix automobiles, Hank? 110 00:08:46,522 --> 00:08:48,598 This book tells you how to fix everything. 111 00:08:48,691 --> 00:08:50,850 At least that's what the fellow said that sold it to me. 112 00:08:50,943 --> 00:08:53,352 - Wow! Look at that. - What is that thing, Hank? 113 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,901 - Yeah, what is it, Hank? - That's a phonograph. 114 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:59,276 That'll bring a 20-piece band smack into your parlor. 115 00:08:59,368 --> 00:09:02,785 - Drums and everything? - Sure. Drums and everything. 116 00:09:02,871 --> 00:09:07,118 There's an electric light bulb, a magic lantern and a motorcycle. 117 00:09:07,209 --> 00:09:09,119 Wow! Look at that! 118 00:09:09,211 --> 00:09:12,877 You mean we're gonna have all those things someday, Hank? 119 00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:16,832 Son, every one of those things in that book, every item, we got 'em right now. 120 00:09:16,927 --> 00:09:19,383 You know why we got 'em? Because folks who other folks thought were crazy... 121 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,382 went out and invented 'em. 122 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:24,308 That's how things get done- by folks who shoot high... 123 00:09:24,393 --> 00:09:26,967 who just won't admit they're licked. 124 00:09:34,236 --> 00:09:38,650 ♪ Oh, there's nothin' to be ashamed of ♪ 125 00:09:38,741 --> 00:09:42,110 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 126 00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:45,370 ♪ When a dream's at the top of the sky ♪ 127 00:09:45,456 --> 00:09:48,374 ♪ Well, you just have to jump pretty high ♪ 128 00:09:48,459 --> 00:09:52,670 ♪ But don't give up too soon ♪ 129 00:09:52,755 --> 00:09:56,290 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 130 00:09:56,383 --> 00:10:00,251 - Now, you take Harry Hadgetts. -[All] Who's Harry Hadgetts? 131 00:10:00,346 --> 00:10:03,964 ♪ Young Harry Hadgetts loved making gadgets ♪ 132 00:10:04,058 --> 00:10:07,177 ♪ “Life needs some new things” was his claim ♪ 133 00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:11,018 ♪ Hoped one or two things might bring fame ♪ 134 00:10:11,106 --> 00:10:13,941 ♪ This is the last time you'll hear his name ♪ 135 00:10:14,026 --> 00:10:18,190 ♪ Nobody mentions Harry's inventions ♪ 136 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,483 ♪ But do you think that got him down ♪ 137 00:10:21,575 --> 00:10:25,870 ♪ Here comes the end when you've gadgets to mend ♪ 138 00:10:25,954 --> 00:10:29,573 ♪ He's the best repairman in town ♪ 139 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:33,617 ♪ So there's nothin' to be ashamed of ♪ 140 00:10:33,712 --> 00:10:36,880 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ Fred. 141 00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:40,418 ♪ When a dream's at the top of the sky ♪ 142 00:10:40,511 --> 00:10:44,212 ♪ Well, you just have to jump pretty high, high ♪ 143 00:10:44,306 --> 00:10:47,972 ♪ But don't give up too soon ♪ 144 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:51,559 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 145 00:10:51,647 --> 00:10:54,601 - Now, you take Sally Springer. - Who's Sally Springer? 146 00:10:54,691 --> 00:10:57,480 Well, it's a long story, but I'll cut it down for you. 147 00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:01,485 ♪ Sweet Sally Springer she was a singer ♪ 148 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,408 ♪ Lived in a hall room up one flight ♪ 149 00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:08,574 ♪ Thought of a ballroom big and bright ♪ 150 00:11:08,664 --> 00:11:12,163 ♪ Where she would make her debut some night ♪ 151 00:11:12,251 --> 00:11:15,869 ♪ Then for her trouble “Pop” went the bubble ♪ 152 00:11:15,963 --> 00:11:19,214 ♪ Say that it's sad but, wait, don't weep ♪ 153 00:11:19,299 --> 00:11:24,045 ♪ Now they admit every night she's a hit ♪ 154 00:11:24,138 --> 00:11:28,717 ♪ When she sings her children to sleep ♪ 155 00:11:28,809 --> 00:11:32,676 [All] ♪ No, there's nothin' to be ashamed of ♪ 156 00:11:32,771 --> 00:11:36,389 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 157 00:11:36,483 --> 00:11:40,814 ♪ Though it may be a blow to your pride ♪ 158 00:11:40,904 --> 00:11:45,982 - ♪ You're a hero because well, you tried ♪ - Good boy. 159 00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:49,445 ♪ So don't give up too soon ♪ 160 00:11:49,538 --> 00:11:53,405 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 161 00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:03,879 - ♪ Don't give up too soon ♪ - [Miaow] 162 00:12:03,969 --> 00:12:07,552 - ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪♪ - [Backfires, Engine Starts] 163 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:12,635 [Backfires, Engine Stops] 164 00:12:12,728 --> 00:12:14,934 Well, there's a moral there some place, kids. 165 00:12:15,022 --> 00:12:17,513 - [Man] Hiya, Hank. - Hey, Sam. 166 00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:20,063 Old Man Miller's madder than a wet hen. 167 00:12:20,152 --> 00:12:22,311 Said you promised to have his pinto back by noon. 168 00:12:22,404 --> 00:12:25,987 By George, I did! Well, this'll have to wait till later, kids. 169 00:12:26,074 --> 00:12:28,281 - Aw, gee! - Come on. Everybody out. 170 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:31,821 - See you in the mornin'. 7:00 be too early? - [All Shouting] 171 00:12:31,914 --> 00:12:35,532 - Good, good. All right, goodbye. - See you tomorrow! 172 00:12:35,626 --> 00:12:38,877 Say, if that cat spits up a spark plug, it's mine. 173 00:12:46,345 --> 00:12:49,512 -[Thunderclap] - [Whinnies] 174 00:12:49,598 --> 00:12:52,766 Whoa, Tex. Take it easy. I don't blame you. 175 00:12:52,851 --> 00:12:54,927 Looks like we're in for a wet night. 176 00:12:58,273 --> 00:13:00,848 [Thunderclaps Continue] 177 00:13:00,943 --> 00:13:03,434 - Whoa, there. Whoa! - [Whinnying] 178 00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:12,695 Whoa, Tex! Whoa! 179 00:13:40,357 --> 00:13:42,398 Monster, will you battle? 180 00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:44,560 Will I do what? 181 00:13:47,823 --> 00:13:50,907 Will you joust? Will you venture a passage at arms? 182 00:13:50,993 --> 00:13:52,985 Huh? 183 00:13:53,078 --> 00:13:55,949 - Up, dog! - [Armor Screeches] 184 00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:57,950 Up, dog, and defend thyself! 185 00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:00,794 Up, I say! 186 00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:04,663 Look, old man, I don't know where you got that iron Union suit... 187 00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:07,295 but I've been up all night and I'm in no mood for jokes. 188 00:14:07,384 --> 00:14:11,002 - Here, Tex. Here, Tex. - Stay where you are, monster! 189 00:14:11,096 --> 00:14:14,679 I give warning: Spit forth one flame of fire... 190 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,677 and I shall hack thee limb from limb! 191 00:14:21,565 --> 00:14:23,605 Here, now. 192 00:14:23,692 --> 00:14:26,610 Skip. Go ahead. Run along before they come and get you. 193 00:14:26,695 --> 00:14:28,486 Before they come? 194 00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:32,190 Your keepers. They should be here any minute. 195 00:14:32,284 --> 00:14:35,783 Parley will gain thee not! Dost admit defeat? 196 00:14:35,871 --> 00:14:38,492 Look, I told you before, I'm in no mood- 197 00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:40,539 Dost admit defeat? 198 00:14:42,044 --> 00:14:44,713 Dost. By all means, dost. 199 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,964 Forward, knave. Thou art captive of my lance. 200 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,960 I'll play along with you. 201 00:14:55,766 --> 00:14:59,681 Hey, tell me, bub, who art thou? 202 00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:02,059 I hight Sir Sagramore le Desirous... 203 00:15:02,147 --> 00:15:04,057 Knight of the Round Table. 204 00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:06,640 Howdy. I hight Hank Martin. 205 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,527 Those turrets- 206 00:15:11,615 --> 00:15:13,988 I've never seen them before. 207 00:15:14,076 --> 00:15:17,362 - That can't be Bridgeport. - Yonder, varlet, is Camelot. 208 00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:20,028 Camelot? 209 00:15:20,123 --> 00:15:22,034 Capital of the kingdom of Britain- 210 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,249 residence in state of King Arthur's Court. 211 00:15:25,587 --> 00:15:29,205 King Arthur? What year is this? 212 00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:31,874 This is the year of our Lord, 528. 213 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,385 Five hundred and twenty-eight? 214 00:15:40,102 --> 00:15:43,850 I guess I owe you an apology, brother. I'm the guy they're coming after. 215 00:15:43,939 --> 00:15:46,264 Forward, knave. 216 00:15:58,787 --> 00:16:00,863 Raise for Sir Sagramore! 217 00:16:09,131 --> 00:16:12,250 Hold, monster. Bind the prisoner. 218 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,299 Bind the prisoner! 219 00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:18,927 Here, here. Whoa. What's this? 220 00:16:19,015 --> 00:16:22,267 Here, now, there's been a mistake. Get me a lawyer. 221 00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:24,725 - Where's the head fellow here? - Forward, monster. 222 00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:30,849 - Where is the king? - In the Great Hall, sire. 223 00:16:33,155 --> 00:16:35,528 - Enough! To thy post. - Aye, sire. 224 00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:37,526 [Armor Screeches] 225 00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:39,528 Forward to the Great Hall. 226 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,835 ♪♪ [Fanfare] 227 00:16:51,339 --> 00:16:53,830 ♪♪ [Orchestra] 228 00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:04,474 [Sneezes] 229 00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:09,441 Oh, confound this castle. It's a veritable cave of winds. 230 00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:13,190 - Somebody close the door. - The king speaketh. 231 00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:15,271 Close the door! 232 00:17:15,363 --> 00:17:17,356 [Man] Close the door! 233 00:17:17,449 --> 00:17:20,367 - [Man #2] Close the door! - [Door Slams Shut] 234 00:17:20,452 --> 00:17:22,409 The door closeth. 235 00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:30,951 ♪ When ♪ 236 00:17:31,046 --> 00:17:34,831 ♪ Is sometime ♪ 237 00:17:34,925 --> 00:17:37,464 ♪ How many days ♪ 238 00:17:37,552 --> 00:17:40,590 ♪ Until sometime ♪ 239 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:44,631 ♪ For my dreams make it clear ♪ 240 00:17:44,726 --> 00:17:48,225 ♪ That my lover is near ♪ 241 00:17:48,313 --> 00:17:54,684 ♪ And he ought to be here about ♪ 242 00:17:54,778 --> 00:17:59,772 ♪ Sometime ♪ 243 00:17:59,866 --> 00:18:02,619 ♪ Who ♪ 244 00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:06,238 ♪ Is someone ♪ 245 00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:12,667 ♪ Who is this wonderful someone ♪ 246 00:18:12,754 --> 00:18:17,499 ♪ Oh, I'm keeping my heart-strings ♪ 247 00:18:17,592 --> 00:18:22,717 ♪ In tune ♪ 248 00:18:22,806 --> 00:18:25,890 ♪ And hoping ♪ 249 00:18:25,976 --> 00:18:30,187 ♪ That sometime ♪ 250 00:18:30,272 --> 00:18:34,934 ♪ Is soon ♪ 251 00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:55,797 - It is I, Sir Sagramore! - [Armor Screeches] 252 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,750 Cease thy speaking! 253 00:19:01,136 --> 00:19:02,880 And thy babbling. 254 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,574 ♪ Who ♪ 255 00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:36,421 ♪ Is someone ♪ 256 00:19:36,504 --> 00:19:43,219 ♪ Who is this wonderful someone ♪ 257 00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:47,882 ♪ Oh, I'm keeping my heart-strings ♪ 258 00:19:47,974 --> 00:19:53,396 ♪ In tune ♪ 259 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,054 ♪ And hoping ♪ 260 00:19:56,149 --> 00:19:59,186 ♪ That sometime ♪ 261 00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:04,272 ♪ Is soon ♪ 262 00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:08,281 ♪ Oh, I'm hoping ♪ 263 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:11,407 ♪ That sometime ♪ 264 00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:15,994 ♪ Is soon ♪♪ 265 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,210 ♪♪ [Stops] 266 00:20:24,302 --> 00:20:28,300 Excellent, child. You take after my side of the family. 267 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:30,300 We were all fine singers until my throat- 268 00:20:30,392 --> 00:20:32,302 Thank you, my liege. 269 00:20:32,394 --> 00:20:36,261 With Your Majesty's permission, I have prepared a song for the lute. 270 00:20:36,356 --> 00:20:38,598 - It's a simple thing- - Away, child. 271 00:20:38,692 --> 00:20:41,776 If there's one thing that curdles the appetite of an already-addled stomach... 272 00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:44,780 it's a lute solo. 273 00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:47,735 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. 274 00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:51,112 What other amusement have we in store this day? 275 00:20:51,371 --> 00:20:53,862 [Screeches] 276 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,494 Sorry, my liege. 277 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:05,882 Noble King, I crave pardon for this most unseemly intrusion... 278 00:21:05,969 --> 00:21:08,508 but I have just returned from capturing the fiercest... 279 00:21:08,596 --> 00:21:10,838 of all human dragons. 280 00:21:10,932 --> 00:21:14,764 - Behold, the monster! - [Murmuring] 281 00:21:14,853 --> 00:21:16,763 I'm a monster. 282 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,600 A weird-looking creature. How camest thou by him? 283 00:21:20,692 --> 00:21:23,361 'Tis a most wondrous tale, my liege. 284 00:21:23,445 --> 00:21:25,355 I fear we're in for it. 285 00:21:25,447 --> 00:21:29,492 My king, ladies of the Royal Court... 286 00:21:29,576 --> 00:21:32,281 fellow Knights of the Round Table... 287 00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:34,695 while riding in a far land... 288 00:21:34,789 --> 00:21:37,957 I came upon a concourse of a thousand ogres. 289 00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:40,202 And despite their numbers... 290 00:21:40,295 --> 00:21:44,542 determined to capture the most sky-towering giant among them- 291 00:21:44,632 --> 00:21:48,879 Oh, here, now. Wait a minute. I was alone. I was asleep under a tree. 292 00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:50,880 Cease, monster! 293 00:21:52,766 --> 00:21:57,060 From dawn till dark and dark till dawn, we battled. 294 00:21:57,145 --> 00:22:01,559 With lance and sword, I laid upon the demon throng... 295 00:22:01,649 --> 00:22:03,642 till all were dead but one- 296 00:22:03,735 --> 00:22:06,523 the fiercest ogre of them all... 297 00:22:06,613 --> 00:22:09,104 when finally I drove Aim to corner. 298 00:22:09,199 --> 00:22:11,690 He changed into a dragon... 299 00:22:11,785 --> 00:22:14,573 bellowing fire and flame upon me! 300 00:22:14,662 --> 00:22:19,906 When that availed him naught, he became a tusked and taloned werewolf: 301 00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:21,911 Oh, now, see here, Your Majesty- 302 00:22:22,003 --> 00:22:26,333 At last, the beast changed to his present form... 303 00:22:26,424 --> 00:22:28,963 and with one mighty bound... 304 00:22:29,052 --> 00:22:32,006 leaped to the topmost branch of a tree... 305 00:22:32,097 --> 00:22:34,303 200 cubits high! 306 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:36,431 I picked up a stone... 307 00:22:36,518 --> 00:22:40,765 the size of a bullock and hurled it at the beast. 308 00:22:40,855 --> 00:22:42,766 He fell to my feet. 309 00:22:44,692 --> 00:22:48,643 And here, milord, here is living proof... 310 00:22:48,738 --> 00:22:50,648 of my mighty deed. 311 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,991 - [Sparse Applause] - I thank thee. 312 00:22:54,077 --> 00:22:58,703 Your Majesty, mayeth I sayeth a few words? 313 00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:01,660 - In the first place- - Silence, ogre! 314 00:23:01,751 --> 00:23:04,124 What makest thou of the creature, Merlin? 315 00:23:04,212 --> 00:23:08,507 A most dangerous and evil demon. The beast must be destroyed. 316 00:23:08,591 --> 00:23:11,000 - A hanging? - No. 317 00:23:11,094 --> 00:23:13,882 Burning at the stake, my liege. 318 00:23:15,723 --> 00:23:17,847 Pardon, milord... 319 00:23:17,934 --> 00:23:20,473 but the monster seemeth a gentle soul. 320 00:23:20,562 --> 00:23:24,097 - Gentle? - He hath nice eyes... 321 00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:27,643 and his features are not unpleasant. 322 00:23:27,735 --> 00:23:31,235 True, true. Monster, has thou a name? 323 00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:34,407 Hast. Martin. Hank Martin. 324 00:23:34,492 --> 00:23:37,695 The truth now. How camest thou to this kingdom? 325 00:23:37,787 --> 00:23:41,703 Well, I'm a little confused as to how I came here... 326 00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:43,748 but I did come from Connecticut. 327 00:23:46,754 --> 00:23:49,507 Hast heard of, uh... 328 00:23:49,591 --> 00:23:51,501 what he just said? 329 00:23:51,593 --> 00:23:53,254 Couldst be in Ireland. 330 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:55,835 Oh, no. It's way past Ireland. 331 00:23:55,930 --> 00:23:59,466 You lie. There's naught beyond Ireland but the Great Sea. 332 00:24:00,602 --> 00:24:03,853 Trapped by his own words, my liege. 333 00:24:03,938 --> 00:24:08,399 An evil demon confronts us, whose abode is the dismal depths of the ocean. 334 00:24:08,484 --> 00:24:11,937 Destroy this pestilence e'er he destroy us! 335 00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:13,987 - Thou hast a good point, Merlin. - [Man] Death to the monster! 336 00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:16,280 [All Shouting] 337 00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:18,360 Quiet, quiet! 338 00:24:18,453 --> 00:24:20,363 Oh, my ears. 339 00:24:21,998 --> 00:24:24,074 Monster... 340 00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:26,955 I have bad tidings for thee. 341 00:24:27,045 --> 00:24:30,047 Tomorrow morning, thou burnest at the stake. 342 00:24:30,131 --> 00:24:32,041 Take him away. 343 00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:35,550 Well, Your Majesty, if I can just have a minute to- 344 00:24:35,637 --> 00:24:38,555 I'd like to explain this- Wait a minute! Hey! Help! 345 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,597 Wait! Help! 346 00:24:47,982 --> 00:24:50,058 [Chattering] 347 00:25:11,047 --> 00:25:13,918 'Tis said this monster has seven heads. 348 00:25:14,008 --> 00:25:16,084 Aye, and a forked tail. 349 00:25:18,346 --> 00:25:21,964 It is I, Sir Sagramore. Open for Sir Sagramore. 350 00:25:30,692 --> 00:25:33,811 - [Door Closes] - Well, what do you want now? 351 00:25:33,903 --> 00:25:36,608 I have brought thee a dainty tidbit from the king's kitchen. 352 00:25:36,698 --> 00:25:38,608 Roast meat. 353 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,618 At this point, roast meat doesn't appeal to me. 354 00:25:41,703 --> 00:25:44,491 - When do I- - Within the hour. 355 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:48,163 How thou must hate me for the mischief my foolish tongue has caused thee. 356 00:25:48,251 --> 00:25:50,291 You ought to be press agent for Jack the Ripper. 357 00:25:50,378 --> 00:25:52,288 An ogre, you called me. Dragon, werewolf. 358 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,789 - No wonder they wanna get rid of me. - Cease. 359 00:25:54,882 --> 00:25:57,124 I feel bad enough. 360 00:25:57,218 --> 00:25:59,923 If there were aught I could say, aught I could do to save thee- 361 00:26:00,013 --> 00:26:02,005 Well, ain't there aught? 362 00:26:02,098 --> 00:26:03,973 Naught. 363 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,389 Wait! 364 00:26:13,651 --> 00:26:15,561 - Zounds! what an idea! - An idea? 365 00:26:15,653 --> 00:26:19,485 Who hast condemned thee? 'Tis Merlin, the maker of miracles. 366 00:26:19,574 --> 00:26:21,864 What if thou shouldst create a miracle? 367 00:26:21,951 --> 00:26:25,368 What if thou shouldst prove a greater sorcerer? 368 00:26:25,455 --> 00:26:27,412 Doing what? 369 00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:32,835 Nay. Nay. 'Tis a foolish thought. 370 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,542 A greater sorcerer than Merlin? None such exists. 371 00:26:35,631 --> 00:26:37,589 He's the champion, huh? 372 00:26:39,594 --> 00:26:42,464 I have grown to like thee, monster. 373 00:26:42,555 --> 00:26:44,465 'Tis sad to part. 374 00:26:46,392 --> 00:26:48,302 'Tis sad. 375 00:26:52,273 --> 00:26:54,230 Farewell. 376 00:26:56,861 --> 00:26:58,937 [Door Closes] 377 00:27:03,701 --> 00:27:05,742 [Sighs] Within the hour. 378 00:27:16,881 --> 00:27:20,049 Well, now, if it's a miracle they're after- 379 00:27:20,134 --> 00:27:22,045 ♪♪ [Humming] 380 00:27:22,136 --> 00:27:24,129 Meet the new champion. 381 00:27:32,814 --> 00:27:34,771 ♪♪ [Orchestra] 382 00:27:58,381 --> 00:28:01,632 No, no, no, no. All these folderols simply to burn a man. 383 00:28:01,717 --> 00:28:04,553 - Verily it grows monotonous. - Aye. 384 00:28:04,637 --> 00:28:07,212 But the Romans had a more amusing procedure. 385 00:28:07,306 --> 00:28:09,928 They boiled their victims in oil. 386 00:28:10,017 --> 00:28:12,093 - Boiled them in oil? - [Chuckles] 387 00:28:12,186 --> 00:28:16,932 Splendid. Hast not seen a lobster boil, Your Majesty? 388 00:28:17,024 --> 00:28:18,899 Truly, Morgan, thou art brilliant. 389 00:28:18,985 --> 00:28:21,903 All right, all right, all right. Let's get started. 390 00:28:21,988 --> 00:28:24,942 Thou knowest this early morning air bringeth on my vapours. 391 00:28:25,032 --> 00:28:27,523 The king speaketh. Bring on the beast. 392 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:30,193 - Bring on the beast! - Bring on the beast! 393 00:28:30,288 --> 00:28:32,827 - Must we have these eternal echoes? - Bring on the beast! 394 00:28:32,915 --> 00:28:36,000 ♪♪ [Fanfare] 395 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,971 Now, that's strange. 396 00:28:54,061 --> 00:28:55,972 The creature seemeth in splendid spirits. 397 00:28:56,063 --> 00:28:57,974 'Twill avail him naught. 398 00:28:58,065 --> 00:29:01,482 Fire and flame will destroy him and all his demon magic. 399 00:29:01,569 --> 00:29:03,978 Milord, does he have to die? 400 00:29:04,071 --> 00:29:06,064 Of course he has to die. 401 00:29:06,157 --> 00:29:09,574 You certainly don't expect me to disappoint all these people, do you? 402 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:13,243 Thou art to be commended, Sir Sagramore, for thy part in these festivities. 403 00:29:13,331 --> 00:29:16,000 Nay. My heart weigheth heavily. 404 00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:19,251 Hear ye the proclamation of death! 405 00:29:22,798 --> 00:29:26,002 Monster, thou hast by trial, both just and fair... 406 00:29:26,093 --> 00:29:29,012 been found guilty of the following crimes. 407 00:29:29,096 --> 00:29:31,849 First, of assuming through demon wizardry... 408 00:29:31,933 --> 00:29:34,851 - the form of a man-devouring ogre... - Stay away, clouds. 409 00:29:34,936 --> 00:29:37,012 - Of a fire-breathing dragon... - Good old sun. 410 00:29:37,104 --> 00:29:41,102 And of tusked and taloned werewolf: 411 00:29:41,192 --> 00:29:45,024 Second, of conspiring with Beelzebub and the powers of evil... 412 00:29:45,112 --> 00:29:47,603 to bring calamity upon this kingdom. 413 00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:50,617 Therefore, monster... 414 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:54,284 by order of His Sovereign Majesty King Arthur of Britain... 415 00:29:54,372 --> 00:29:56,946 thou art hereby condemned to perish... 416 00:29:57,041 --> 00:29:59,746 - by the flame and- - [Screaming, Shouting] 417 00:30:01,879 --> 00:30:05,130 Merlin, he's bewitched! 418 00:30:06,342 --> 00:30:09,379 Have no fear, my liege. 419 00:30:09,470 --> 00:30:12,923 I shall cast a spell upon this demon. 420 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,650 - I fear thee not, monster. - Boo. 421 00:30:40,585 --> 00:30:42,577 I, Merlin, sorcerer to the king... 422 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:46,621 do hereby render helpless the evil demon within this monster... 423 00:30:46,716 --> 00:30:48,756 and route for evermore... 424 00:30:48,843 --> 00:30:51,464 his magic wizardry, and I command the gods... 425 00:30:51,554 --> 00:30:53,962 to wither his tongue, to still his limbs, to- 426 00:30:54,056 --> 00:30:57,010 Psst, psst. Smiley, you're burning up a little there. 427 00:30:59,687 --> 00:31:02,392 Thou art the devil himself! 428 00:31:03,858 --> 00:31:06,100 Is there no end to his sorcery? 429 00:31:06,193 --> 00:31:08,898 Do you give up? 430 00:31:08,988 --> 00:31:12,108 - Aha. Just as I thought! - Hey- 431 00:31:12,199 --> 00:31:17,277 No forces of evil did cause this mischief, my liege. 432 00:31:17,371 --> 00:31:20,574 'Twas but this bauble, this toy... 433 00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:23,620 which any child can worketh. 434 00:31:23,711 --> 00:31:26,120 Start workething, bub. 435 00:31:30,051 --> 00:31:32,839 I command thee... 436 00:31:32,928 --> 00:31:36,547 - maketh fire and flame! - Any news? 437 00:31:37,850 --> 00:31:40,769 - Maketh fire and flame! - [Laughter] 438 00:31:42,897 --> 00:31:45,139 No talent, huh? 439 00:31:45,232 --> 00:31:46,977 [Laughter Continues] 440 00:31:48,903 --> 00:31:50,813 A few words, Your Majesty. 441 00:31:50,905 --> 00:31:54,357 I am a wizard. I'm a whizz of a wizard. 442 00:31:54,450 --> 00:31:57,534 Matter of fact, just about the best in the business. 443 00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:59,862 And if you don't mind my saying so... 444 00:31:59,955 --> 00:32:03,207 it's a pretty good thing for you I'm not quick-tempered. 445 00:32:05,086 --> 00:32:08,253 [Scoffs] Slim, release me here. 446 00:32:08,339 --> 00:32:09,751 Come on, quickly. 447 00:32:16,097 --> 00:32:18,849 I might lose my temper here and burn up a lot of good acreage. 448 00:32:18,933 --> 00:32:22,184 Now, watch closely and I'll show you what I mean. 449 00:32:22,269 --> 00:32:27,181 I have here, Your Majesty, a common, ordinary twig. Presto! 450 00:32:29,485 --> 00:32:32,854 [Gasping, Murmuring] 451 00:32:32,947 --> 00:32:34,987 You could imagine what I could do with a tree. 452 00:32:36,450 --> 00:32:38,443 For my next miracle, ladies and gentlemen- 453 00:32:38,536 --> 00:32:40,742 Desist! Desist, monster! I prithee! 454 00:32:46,669 --> 00:32:49,789 And now, Your Majesty, hang on to your crown be- 455 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,042 because, uh, I'm about to- 456 00:32:55,136 --> 00:32:57,212 No more, monster! I beseech thee! 457 00:32:57,304 --> 00:32:59,760 Spare my kingdom! 458 00:32:59,849 --> 00:33:01,759 Name thy terms, and I will grant them. 459 00:33:01,851 --> 00:33:06,146 Well, would like to stick around here a little while, maybe. 460 00:33:06,230 --> 00:33:08,306 Half my domains are thine. 461 00:33:08,399 --> 00:33:10,309 Oh, no. Just- 462 00:33:10,401 --> 00:33:12,441 Just a little- little blacksmith shop would be all right. 463 00:33:13,654 --> 00:33:16,941 A smithy. Granted. 464 00:33:17,032 --> 00:33:19,654 And if you could arrange it, I'd like to associate... 465 00:33:19,744 --> 00:33:24,074 with these lords and ladies in a little more sociable atmosphere. 466 00:33:24,165 --> 00:33:27,783 A ball, as soon as 'tis possible to accoutre thee properly. 467 00:33:27,877 --> 00:33:29,917 This fellow that captured me- what about him? 468 00:33:30,004 --> 00:33:31,748 The dog shall die. 469 00:33:31,839 --> 00:33:34,248 Aye! Burn Sir Sagramore! 470 00:33:34,341 --> 00:33:36,832 Aye! Burn Sir Sagramore! 471 00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:38,838 [Shouts Of Approval] 472 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:41,931 Burn Sir Sagramore! Burn Sir Sagramore! 473 00:33:45,561 --> 00:33:48,930 - [Chuckles] In oil, huh? - [Hank] Oh, no. 474 00:33:49,023 --> 00:33:50,767 No. Wait a minute. I like him. 475 00:33:50,858 --> 00:33:54,441 Hmm. Why, he shall be thy squire. 476 00:33:54,528 --> 00:33:57,779 [Hank] wouldn't be without a squire. And one really important thing. 477 00:33:57,865 --> 00:34:01,116 As long as I seem to be the boss around here... 478 00:34:01,202 --> 00:34:03,527 don't you think I ought to have a title to go with it? 479 00:34:03,621 --> 00:34:06,705 Approach and be knighted. 480 00:34:06,791 --> 00:34:08,368 ♪♪ [Fanfare] 481 00:34:14,048 --> 00:34:16,717 Here. Practice with this a while. 482 00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:24,725 On thy knees, sire. 483 00:34:48,165 --> 00:34:50,740 I dub thee- 484 00:34:50,835 --> 00:34:52,745 I dub thee Sir Boss! 485 00:34:52,837 --> 00:34:54,663 [All] Hail to Sir Boss! 486 00:34:56,423 --> 00:34:58,334 Hail to the Boss! 487 00:34:58,425 --> 00:35:00,585 Hail, Sir Boss. 488 00:35:01,762 --> 00:35:05,096 Methinks I liketh Camelot... 489 00:35:05,182 --> 00:35:07,591 a lot. 490 00:35:14,817 --> 00:35:17,272 Zounds, but thou hast a handsome figure! 491 00:35:17,361 --> 00:35:21,110 Now, take it easy, Saggy. I know you're grateful, but don't overdo it. 492 00:35:21,198 --> 00:35:23,358 The ball awaits thee. This way, milord. 493 00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:28,037 Hope some man doesn't ask me to dance. 494 00:35:28,122 --> 00:35:30,447 ♪♪ [Orchestra] 495 00:35:38,299 --> 00:35:40,209 For thee, sire. 496 00:35:42,803 --> 00:35:48,557 - Well, how about introducing me to the cast of characters? - Pardon, sire? 497 00:35:48,642 --> 00:35:52,095 I wouldst know whom I meeteth this night. 498 00:35:52,187 --> 00:35:54,098 The king, for instance. 499 00:35:54,189 --> 00:35:56,396 - What's he like? - A prince among men. 500 00:35:56,483 --> 00:35:59,058 And, uh, Merlin? 501 00:36:01,989 --> 00:36:04,065 A devil, who by cunning and trickery... 502 00:36:04,158 --> 00:36:07,575 - has come to rule the kingdom. - A villain, huh? 503 00:36:07,661 --> 00:36:10,912 Who's the dark-haired lady with him there? 504 00:36:10,998 --> 00:36:13,572 Morgan le Fay, the king's niece. 505 00:36:13,667 --> 00:36:17,748 If aught should happen to the king, Merlin would see to it that she is queen. 506 00:36:17,838 --> 00:36:19,962 Well, aught better not happen then, huh? 507 00:36:23,844 --> 00:36:25,754 Who? 508 00:36:25,846 --> 00:36:28,302 Another of the king's nieces. 509 00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:31,926 Milady Alisande la Carteloise. 510 00:36:32,019 --> 00:36:33,929 Is she married or anything? 511 00:36:34,021 --> 00:36:37,189 She is the betrothed of Sir Lancelot of the Lake... 512 00:36:38,859 --> 00:36:41,694 who is away on a mission of knight errantry, sire. 513 00:36:41,779 --> 00:36:45,030 Travelling man, huh? Shall we mingle then? 514 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:53,032 Stop the music! 515 00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:55,828 - Stop the music! - Stop the music! 516 00:36:55,918 --> 00:36:58,539 - ♪♪ [Fanfare] - ♪♪ [Orchestra Stops] 517 00:36:58,629 --> 00:37:00,835 The music stoppeth, sire. 518 00:37:00,923 --> 00:37:03,082 [Sneezes] 519 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:07,840 Well, you got a mighty nice turnout for the clambake. 520 00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:10,599 - I'm much obliged. - It's a pleasure, I assure thee. 521 00:37:10,683 --> 00:37:13,637 Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Boss! 522 00:37:16,814 --> 00:37:18,806 The man is dangerous. 523 00:37:18,899 --> 00:37:22,398 And we also if we but smile. 524 00:37:23,487 --> 00:37:25,397 Dance with him. 525 00:37:28,659 --> 00:37:30,901 - Uh, Sir Galahad. - Oh. 526 00:37:30,995 --> 00:37:32,905 Howdy. 527 00:37:34,415 --> 00:37:36,325 Killed any dragons lately? 528 00:37:38,085 --> 00:37:40,042 Scout's honor? 529 00:37:46,427 --> 00:37:48,586 - Pardon, my liege. - Ah, yes. 530 00:37:48,679 --> 00:37:52,096 My niece, Morgan le Fay, princess of the Royal House. 531 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:54,093 Welcome to Camelot, milord. 532 00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:56,640 - A merry tune, is it not? - Oh, yes. 533 00:37:56,729 --> 00:37:58,639 I can hardly keep my feet still. 534 00:37:58,731 --> 00:38:02,681 Thou mayest think me bold, but wouldst dance with me? 535 00:38:02,776 --> 00:38:04,769 Why, certainly. I'd love to. 536 00:38:09,450 --> 00:38:11,360 Any time. 537 00:38:13,662 --> 00:38:15,869 I, uh- I beg your pardon. 538 00:38:15,956 --> 00:38:17,866 I don't want to seem aggressive or anything, but I did want to- 539 00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:20,746 My dear Alisande, hast heard my latest exploit? 540 00:38:20,836 --> 00:38:23,375 - Never in all- - Say, just a minute, buster. 541 00:38:23,464 --> 00:38:25,421 This is our dance. 542 00:38:28,093 --> 00:38:30,003 By all means, yes. 543 00:38:37,478 --> 00:38:39,803 Hast thou an affliction in thine eye, sire? 544 00:38:39,897 --> 00:38:41,724 I'm afraid it's in my heart. 545 00:38:41,815 --> 00:38:45,980 But that twitching of the lid. I understand thee not. 546 00:38:46,070 --> 00:38:48,905 - That's a wink, honey. - A wink? 547 00:38:48,989 --> 00:38:53,651 Where I come from, it's a token of affection. 548 00:38:56,789 --> 00:38:59,659 Maybe we better dance, huh? 549 00:39:02,461 --> 00:39:05,498 Come along with me a minute. I want to straighten these fellows out. 550 00:39:16,350 --> 00:39:19,518 Will you excuse me? This won't take a minute. 551 00:39:19,603 --> 00:39:23,269 You don't seem to be very busy. Would you try something for me? 552 00:39:23,357 --> 00:39:25,481 Listen closely. 553 00:39:25,567 --> 00:39:27,691 ♪♪ [Whistling Melody] 554 00:39:30,531 --> 00:39:32,441 - Try it. - ♪♪ [Playing Melody] 555 00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:37,652 Fine. I have something, for you too. 556 00:39:37,746 --> 00:39:39,703 ♪♪ [Humming Melody] 557 00:39:43,335 --> 00:39:45,245 - Play it. - ♪♪ [Playing Melody] 558 00:39:46,505 --> 00:39:49,459 Are you happy? Sounds fine. 559 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,460 Well, who have we here? 560 00:39:51,552 --> 00:39:53,676 Milord Windpipe. Got something classy for you. 561 00:39:53,762 --> 00:39:56,135 Listen closely. 562 00:39:56,223 --> 00:39:59,225 ♪♪ [Whistling Melody] Nice, huh? 563 00:40:00,769 --> 00:40:03,937 - Try it - ♪♪ [Playing Melody Out Of Key] 564 00:40:06,483 --> 00:40:10,351 Have to file this away till 1776, I guess. 565 00:40:10,445 --> 00:40:13,399 Now we come to the most important part of all- 566 00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:15,400 the rhythm section. 567 00:40:15,492 --> 00:40:18,826 Tell me, sire, how dost thou count this rhythm? 568 00:40:18,912 --> 00:40:21,036 Hmm? 569 00:40:21,123 --> 00:40:24,077 One, two, three. One, two, three. 570 00:40:24,168 --> 00:40:27,620 One, two, three. One, two, three. 571 00:40:27,713 --> 00:40:29,919 You're a three-beat man, huh? 572 00:40:32,759 --> 00:40:35,298 You're a four-beat man. One, two, three, four. 573 00:40:35,387 --> 00:40:38,008 - One, two, three, four. - I'm a four-beat man. 574 00:40:38,098 --> 00:40:40,055 Naturally. Let me hear it. 575 00:40:41,852 --> 00:40:44,521 That's it. 576 00:40:44,605 --> 00:40:47,179 Oh. Say, there's a new tuning on these instruments. 577 00:40:47,274 --> 00:40:49,184 Gonna sweep the country. 578 00:40:53,447 --> 00:40:55,404 There. 579 00:41:00,078 --> 00:41:03,365 Isn't that classy? 580 00:41:03,457 --> 00:41:06,790 There's a canoe that goes with these things, but that's another story. 581 00:41:10,756 --> 00:41:14,623 Don't lose your head now. There's just the man we need. 582 00:41:14,718 --> 00:41:17,423 - Hold it. - [Stops] 583 00:41:17,512 --> 00:41:21,179 Tell me, young man, art thou familiar with this melody? 584 00:41:21,266 --> 00:41:23,757 Indeed, Sir-Sir Boss. I am. 585 00:41:23,852 --> 00:41:25,976 Well, come on. Join the band. 586 00:41:26,063 --> 00:41:28,436 I hope thou art paid up in the Guild. 587 00:41:28,523 --> 00:41:30,683 Everyone remember what I showed them. 588 00:41:30,776 --> 00:41:32,686 Are you all ready? 589 00:41:34,196 --> 00:41:37,066 ♪♪ [Resumes, Upbeat Tempo] 590 00:41:37,157 --> 00:41:39,482 There, you see? When you putteth in the brass... 591 00:41:39,576 --> 00:41:42,032 you taketh out the lead. 592 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,909 Sir Boss, what a wondrous transformation. 593 00:41:44,998 --> 00:41:49,329 - So bright, so merry, so gay! - It was really nothing. 594 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:51,626 Tomorrow, I might even show them “The Turkey Trot.” 595 00:41:51,713 --> 00:41:55,794 - “The Turkey Trot”? I wit thee not. -'Tis a gayish gambol. 596 00:41:57,928 --> 00:42:00,549 Oh, come. Relax. You might like it. 597 00:42:12,859 --> 00:42:15,861 Methinks this will be his undoing. 598 00:42:22,661 --> 00:42:24,571 This is an out- 599 00:42:26,873 --> 00:42:28,784 Yes, sire? 600 00:43:28,435 --> 00:43:30,511 Would you like to sit the rest of this out? 601 00:43:30,604 --> 00:43:32,977 - 'Twould be most unseemly. - I know it would. 602 00:43:33,065 --> 00:43:34,975 I want to talk to you alone. 603 00:43:45,285 --> 00:43:47,326 ♪♪ [Continues] 604 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,120 'Tis a beautiful night, sire. 605 00:43:56,213 --> 00:43:58,668 Oh, 'tis. 'Tis indeed. 606 00:43:58,757 --> 00:44:00,797 But I wish you wouldn't call me sire. 607 00:44:00,884 --> 00:44:02,711 Yes, O Mighty Sorcerer. 608 00:44:02,803 --> 00:44:04,879 And I wanna straighten you out on that too. 609 00:44:04,971 --> 00:44:07,724 I don't care what it looked like out there the other day. 610 00:44:07,808 --> 00:44:10,975 I'm just one of the boys- just a fellow called Hank Martin. 611 00:44:11,061 --> 00:44:14,098 - A human being? - Mm-hmm. 612 00:44:14,189 --> 00:44:16,479 Right now, very human. 613 00:44:21,446 --> 00:44:23,985 - Tell me, sire- - Oh, no. Hank. 614 00:44:25,659 --> 00:44:28,364 Tell me, Hank... 615 00:44:28,453 --> 00:44:30,778 why dost thou confide in me? 616 00:44:30,872 --> 00:44:34,159 I don't know, unless- Well, except I'm grateful. 617 00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:36,790 Well, you-you and Saggy were the only ones... 618 00:44:36,878 --> 00:44:39,334 that seemed to care if I burned or not. 619 00:44:39,423 --> 00:44:43,041 I'd feel as sorry for any beast of the field. 620 00:44:43,135 --> 00:44:46,753 Now, don't spoil it. In the second place, Alisande... 621 00:44:46,847 --> 00:44:48,555 you're a very pretty girl. 622 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,681 Thou art pretty too, milord. 623 00:44:52,018 --> 00:44:54,260 You mustn't go around saying men are pretty. 624 00:44:54,354 --> 00:44:57,972 If you wanna make an exception in my case, say I'm cute. 625 00:44:58,066 --> 00:45:00,771 Thou art in truth the cutest- 626 00:45:00,861 --> 00:45:03,067 I don't like that either. Say I'm healthy or something. 627 00:45:03,155 --> 00:45:05,444 You know what I think I'll call you? 628 00:45:05,532 --> 00:45:07,608 Sandy. 629 00:45:07,701 --> 00:45:09,825 - Sandy? - Mm-hmm. 630 00:45:09,911 --> 00:45:14,573 Sandy. It hath a fine and winsome grace. 631 00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,576 Sandy. Even so... 632 00:45:16,668 --> 00:45:19,289 already it falleth trippingly from the tongue. 633 00:45:19,379 --> 00:45:22,499 - Shakespeare. - Shakespeare? 634 00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:25,794 He's a new boy coming up later. Very clever fellow. 635 00:45:28,054 --> 00:45:30,510 Gee, Connecticut was never like this. 636 00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:35,261 And where is this strange land, this Connecticut? 637 00:45:35,353 --> 00:45:37,346 A million miles- 638 00:45:37,439 --> 00:45:39,479 a thousand years away. 639 00:45:39,566 --> 00:45:42,187 I comprehend thee not. 640 00:45:42,277 --> 00:45:45,196 I'm not sure I comprehend me either. 641 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,404 One thing I know, though. I'm glad I'm here. 642 00:45:50,577 --> 00:45:53,246 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 643 00:45:56,374 --> 00:45:59,993 ♪ Once and for always ♪ 644 00:46:00,086 --> 00:46:04,547 ♪ Let's have it understood ♪ 645 00:46:06,176 --> 00:46:10,590 ♪ We will be together ♪ 646 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,678 ♪ Just the way we should ♪ 647 00:46:14,768 --> 00:46:19,347 ♪ Let's not wait and hope ♪ 648 00:46:19,439 --> 00:46:22,773 ♪ For something more sublime ♪ 649 00:46:23,902 --> 00:46:27,153 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 650 00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:32,778 ♪ That always isn't too much time ♪ 651 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,537 ♪ So once ♪ 652 00:46:37,624 --> 00:46:41,207 ♪ And for always ♪ 653 00:46:41,294 --> 00:46:46,716 ♪ Let's say that it's agreed ♪ 654 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,217 ♪ Wishing days are over ♪ 655 00:46:50,303 --> 00:46:55,725 ♪ This is all we need ♪ 656 00:46:55,809 --> 00:46:58,811 ♪ And tonight ♪ 657 00:46:58,895 --> 00:47:04,400 ♪ We'll notify the stars ♪ 658 00:47:04,484 --> 00:47:07,901 ♪ Above ♪ 659 00:47:07,988 --> 00:47:13,611 ♪ That once and for always ♪ 660 00:47:13,702 --> 00:47:19,989 ♪ And no less than always ♪ 661 00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:23,915 ♪ You and I ♪ 662 00:47:24,004 --> 00:47:27,088 ♪ Will be ♪ 663 00:47:27,173 --> 00:47:29,333 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 664 00:47:31,344 --> 00:47:36,766 ♪ ln love ♪ 665 00:47:36,850 --> 00:47:40,267 'Tis truly lovely. 666 00:47:40,353 --> 00:47:45,431 ♪ Once and for always ♪ 667 00:47:45,525 --> 00:47:50,947 ♪ Let's have it understood ♪ 668 00:47:51,031 --> 00:47:52,941 But I know not thy meaning, sire. 669 00:47:53,033 --> 00:47:56,948 'Tis warming to the heart, but confusing to the mind. 670 00:47:57,037 --> 00:48:00,288 All I'm trying to tell you, honey, is even if you lived up in my day... 671 00:48:00,373 --> 00:48:02,449 around 1905... 672 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:04,452 I'd still feel the same way about you. 673 00:48:04,544 --> 00:48:07,498 Time isn't important if it's the real thing. 674 00:48:09,674 --> 00:48:13,127 ♪ Let's not wait ♪ 675 00:48:13,219 --> 00:48:15,379 ♪ And hope for something ♪ 676 00:48:15,472 --> 00:48:19,138 ♪ More sublime ♪ 677 00:48:19,225 --> 00:48:22,227 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 678 00:48:22,312 --> 00:48:23,854 ♪ No ♪ 679 00:48:23,938 --> 00:48:25,849 ♪ Well, always ♪ 680 00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:30,935 ♪ Isn't too much time ♪ 681 00:48:31,029 --> 00:48:34,113 Seems the only thing I brought with me from Connecticut is a little book- 682 00:48:34,199 --> 00:48:37,781 an almanac full of useful advice and wise observations... 683 00:48:37,869 --> 00:48:40,622 one of which says, “Love once... 684 00:48:40,705 --> 00:48:43,161 but love always and forever.” 685 00:48:43,249 --> 00:48:46,453 That's what I'm trying to tell you. Just like it says in the almanac. 686 00:48:46,544 --> 00:48:48,455 - What's an almanac? - Doesn't matter. 687 00:48:48,546 --> 00:48:50,457 They all say the same thing. 688 00:48:52,342 --> 00:48:57,135 ♪ Once and for always ♪ 689 00:48:57,222 --> 00:49:02,264 ♪ Let's say that it's agreed ♪ 690 00:49:02,352 --> 00:49:05,140 ♪ Agreed ♪ 691 00:49:05,230 --> 00:49:09,726 ♪ Wishing days are over ♪ 692 00:49:09,818 --> 00:49:13,400 ♪ This is all we need ♪ 693 00:49:13,488 --> 00:49:16,241 ♪ And tonight ♪ 694 00:49:16,324 --> 00:49:19,077 ♪ We'll notify ♪ 695 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,447 ♪ The stars ♪ 696 00:49:22,539 --> 00:49:26,952 ♪ Above ♪ 697 00:49:27,043 --> 00:49:31,919 ♪ That once and for always ♪ 698 00:49:32,006 --> 00:49:35,459 ♪ And no less ♪ 699 00:49:35,552 --> 00:49:38,636 ♪ Than always ♪ 700 00:49:38,722 --> 00:49:42,340 ♪ You and I ♪ 701 00:49:42,434 --> 00:49:44,889 ♪ Will be ♪ 702 00:49:44,978 --> 00:49:48,845 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 703 00:49:48,940 --> 00:49:53,436 ♪ In love ♪♪ 704 00:50:04,122 --> 00:50:07,658 - I shouldn't have done that, huh? -'Twas mine fault as much as thine. 705 00:50:07,751 --> 00:50:10,669 Well, then this one's on me. 706 00:50:18,052 --> 00:50:19,963 Will I see you tomorrow? 707 00:50:20,054 --> 00:50:23,056 - 'Twould be most- - Tomorrow then, at my smithy. 708 00:50:24,517 --> 00:50:28,563 Logris, thou art a friend of Lancelot's. 709 00:50:28,646 --> 00:50:30,888 Wouldst say he is a jealous man? 710 00:50:30,982 --> 00:50:33,936 - Most jealous. - Knowest thou his whereabouts? 711 00:50:34,027 --> 00:50:35,937 They say he's bound for the north country. 712 00:50:36,029 --> 00:50:38,520 - A day's ride would reach him. - A night's ride. 713 00:50:38,615 --> 00:50:40,525 Thou must leave at once. 714 00:50:46,539 --> 00:50:48,450 Stay, Sir Lancelot! 715 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:52,370 Sir Lancelot! 716 00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:56,291 Stay, Sir Lancelot! 717 00:50:59,636 --> 00:51:01,546 Evil tidings, my friend. 718 00:51:01,638 --> 00:51:05,553 An interloper from a foreign land has gazed with ardor upon the Lady Alisande. 719 00:51:05,642 --> 00:51:08,477 Huh? Name of this interloper? 720 00:51:08,561 --> 00:51:13,472 - Sir Boss. - Sir Boss. I ride forthwith to Camelot. 721 00:51:13,566 --> 00:51:16,188 - But the quest, sire. - The quest shall wait. 722 00:51:16,277 --> 00:51:19,148 First, I must disembowel a scurvy knave! 723 00:51:28,289 --> 00:51:30,365 'Tis a monstrous sorcerer within. 724 00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:32,415 Most monstrous! 725 00:51:36,256 --> 00:51:38,166 Well, let's see here. 726 00:51:39,425 --> 00:51:41,383 Two inches off the cuff. 727 00:51:43,388 --> 00:51:47,173 - [Chuckles] You got me a little there. - Thou art indeed a wizard. 728 00:51:47,267 --> 00:51:49,936 When 'tis done, 'twill become thee as fittingly as it did... 729 00:51:50,019 --> 00:51:51,930 to Sagramore le Desirous. 730 00:51:52,021 --> 00:51:54,311 Sir Sagramore le Desirous. 731 00:51:54,399 --> 00:51:57,317 We've got to do something about that. 732 00:51:57,402 --> 00:51:59,394 Say, when you were a kid, did you have a first name? 733 00:51:59,487 --> 00:52:01,528 Aye. But from that day to this... 734 00:52:01,614 --> 00:52:04,070 no man has dared breathe it in my presence. 735 00:52:04,158 --> 00:52:07,527 - But you're gonna tell me. - Wild horses could not drag it from me. 736 00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:10,290 Come on, Saggy. 'Fess up. 737 00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:15,957 - To my undying shame, 'twas Clarence. - Clarence. 738 00:52:17,672 --> 00:52:21,421 Suits your personality too. I dub thee Clarence. 739 00:52:21,509 --> 00:52:24,214 - Whoop. - As you will, milord. 740 00:52:24,304 --> 00:52:26,214 ♪♪ [Humming] 741 00:52:29,142 --> 00:52:34,646 Hi, men. Oh, well, you'll get used to me. Who's this? 742 00:52:34,731 --> 00:52:37,815 Who cometh in the yonder covered wagon? 743 00:52:37,901 --> 00:52:40,356 'Tis the Lady Alisande. 744 00:52:40,445 --> 00:52:42,355 I warn thee, milord, this meeting is unwise. 745 00:52:42,447 --> 00:52:46,279 - The girl is betrothed. - I'll take care of this thing, Saggy. 746 00:52:46,367 --> 00:52:48,324 But, sire- 747 00:52:51,998 --> 00:52:53,873 Sandy. 748 00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:57,375 - Hank. - Thanks for coming. 749 00:53:01,674 --> 00:53:03,549 In truth, I- I did not want to come. 750 00:53:03,635 --> 00:53:06,423 I know. You just came to tell me that you couldn't make it. 751 00:53:06,512 --> 00:53:09,265 Honey, I've got something awfully important to ask you. Could- 752 00:53:09,349 --> 00:53:11,840 [Giggling] 753 00:53:13,227 --> 00:53:16,016 Well, it's a little crowded here. Could we- 754 00:53:17,899 --> 00:53:21,980 I hate to run out on you fellows, but you can see how important this is. 755 00:53:22,070 --> 00:53:24,027 Mind the children, Clarence. 756 00:53:28,409 --> 00:53:30,699 Abracadabra! Boom! 757 00:53:31,955 --> 00:53:34,328 The children are gonna love me around here, aren't they? 758 00:53:34,415 --> 00:53:38,793 Say, I got a little trinket here that I whipped up for you. 759 00:53:38,878 --> 00:53:42,165 - For me, sire? Hath it a name? - Yes. 760 00:53:42,256 --> 00:53:44,795 Well, in my country, we call it a safety pin. 761 00:53:44,884 --> 00:53:46,794 Wouldst sitteth down? 762 00:53:46,886 --> 00:53:49,924 'Tis a strange device. What purpose serveth it? 763 00:53:50,014 --> 00:53:52,470 Well, it hath a myriad of purposes. 764 00:53:52,558 --> 00:53:55,975 For instance, uh, do you have a handkerchief? 765 00:53:56,062 --> 00:53:58,019 - A kerchief, sire? - A kerchief, yes. 766 00:54:01,067 --> 00:54:03,024 You expecting a cold? 767 00:54:04,737 --> 00:54:06,730 You take, uh- You take it like this... 768 00:54:06,823 --> 00:54:10,820 over there, over there, and this up here. 769 00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:13,579 Now we take our little gadget, you see, and... 770 00:54:15,123 --> 00:54:17,697 hook it up there. 771 00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:20,248 - There you are. See? - Amazing, sire. 772 00:54:20,336 --> 00:54:22,661 - Isn't it, honey? - But to what purpose? 773 00:54:22,755 --> 00:54:26,089 Huh? Oh. [Chuckles] 774 00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:28,251 To what purpose? 775 00:54:28,344 --> 00:54:30,669 Well, in the south... 776 00:54:30,763 --> 00:54:33,433 they call them Aunt Jemimas, I think. 777 00:54:33,516 --> 00:54:36,185 Now, you wanna get the little gadget off there. 778 00:54:36,269 --> 00:54:38,974 You just unlatch it like that. There you are. Presto. 779 00:54:39,063 --> 00:54:41,851 - Safe, sound and simple, isn't it? - It's a miracle. 780 00:54:41,941 --> 00:54:46,188 Well, not exactly a miracle, but certainly a very handy little gadget. 781 00:54:46,279 --> 00:54:49,530 -[Gasps] - I didn't mean to scare you. And that's not a miracle either. 782 00:54:49,615 --> 00:54:51,656 That's just a little gadget called a magnet... 783 00:54:51,743 --> 00:54:53,700 based on an idea cooked up by a fellow named Ben Franklin. 784 00:54:53,786 --> 00:54:55,743 This is yours. 785 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,199 'Tis a handsome gift, sire... 786 00:55:00,835 --> 00:55:03,041 but I cannot accept it. 787 00:55:03,129 --> 00:55:06,166 It would not be honorable. 788 00:55:06,257 --> 00:55:10,042 - You should know this, sire. I'm betrothed to Sir Lancelot. - I did know. 789 00:55:10,136 --> 00:55:12,710 - But- - Please, honey, let me do the talking. 790 00:55:12,805 --> 00:55:16,056 Sandy, I haven't been around here very long. There's a lot of things I don't know- 791 00:55:16,142 --> 00:55:18,099 how I got here, how long I'm gonna be here- 792 00:55:18,186 --> 00:55:21,389 - I do not comprehend. - Don't try to follow me. Please. Just listen. 793 00:55:21,481 --> 00:55:26,523 What I'm getting at is this: Would you consider being betrothed to me? 794 00:55:26,611 --> 00:55:29,363 - But Sir Lancelot. - we'll get to him later. 795 00:55:29,447 --> 00:55:33,398 - Do you love him? - Lancelot is a wonderful man. 796 00:55:33,493 --> 00:55:36,612 - Brave, stalwart, handsome. - Do you love him? 797 00:55:36,704 --> 00:55:39,113 A wife would be proud of such a husband. 798 00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:41,911 Do you love him? 799 00:55:42,001 --> 00:55:43,911 No, Hank. 800 00:55:44,003 --> 00:55:46,494 Hallelujah! 801 00:55:48,549 --> 00:55:51,717 No, no. Thou must not. 'Tis most unseemly. 802 00:55:51,803 --> 00:55:53,713 Why? 803 00:55:53,805 --> 00:55:57,637 Dost thou not understand? I am betrothed to Sir Lancelot. 804 00:55:57,725 --> 00:56:00,050 I know. I know. 805 00:56:00,144 --> 00:56:02,434 - But when does he get back? - Perhaps a month. 806 00:56:02,522 --> 00:56:04,930 Well, you leave everything to me. I'll handle old Lance. 807 00:56:05,024 --> 00:56:06,934 But I fear for thee, Hank. 808 00:56:07,026 --> 00:56:10,277 Sir Lancelot's anger is known to freeze the hearts of the most courageous. 809 00:56:10,363 --> 00:56:12,273 Sandy, don't worry. Now, please. 810 00:56:12,365 --> 00:56:14,939 - Just toddle along home to the castle. - But, Hank- 811 00:56:15,034 --> 00:56:17,324 Don't you trust me, Sandy? 812 00:56:17,411 --> 00:56:20,200 - Yes, I trust thee, Hank. - Good. Here. 813 00:56:20,289 --> 00:56:23,243 You forgot something. I'll see you later. 814 00:56:30,091 --> 00:56:32,961 Okay, men, shove off. 815 00:56:33,052 --> 00:56:35,461 Heave ho. 816 00:56:35,555 --> 00:56:38,129 Departeth. 817 00:56:38,224 --> 00:56:40,680 Forward! 818 00:56:56,075 --> 00:56:58,365 [Clanging] 819 00:57:17,638 --> 00:57:19,549 - Sir Boss? - Yeah? 820 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,223 - I must warn thee. - What about? Did you get the squeak out of there? 821 00:57:23,311 --> 00:57:25,684 - Methinks I have, sire. Behold- - [Loud Screech] 822 00:57:25,771 --> 00:57:27,847 Not entirely. Not entirely. 823 00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:29,566 - But, sire, I must warn thee. - Yeah? 824 00:57:31,819 --> 00:57:33,895 Art occupied, blacksmith? 825 00:57:33,988 --> 00:57:38,365 - Have care, sire. - Yeah, okay. I'll fix that in a minute. 826 00:57:38,451 --> 00:57:41,784 I got a cash customer here. Wait a minute. What's on your mind, friend? 827 00:57:41,871 --> 00:57:43,781 Death to a scurvy knave... 828 00:57:43,873 --> 00:57:46,115 whom I shall find before this day has ended. 829 00:57:46,209 --> 00:57:48,119 Wouldst have an edge on my weapon! 830 00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:51,953 Yes, well, you came to the right place, friend. 831 00:57:52,048 --> 00:57:55,465 I guess you'd like a little edge on the lance too, wouldn't you? 832 00:57:57,511 --> 00:57:59,422 I'll get it. 833 00:57:59,513 --> 00:58:02,717 Well, don't stand there fidgeting. Give me a lift here. Come on. 834 00:58:17,365 --> 00:58:21,362 By George, big fella, you've got your dander up today, haven't you? 835 00:58:21,452 --> 00:58:23,742 Hate to be the guy you're looking for. 836 00:58:23,829 --> 00:58:25,621 [Screeches] 837 00:58:25,706 --> 00:58:27,913 In a minute. In a minute. 838 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,041 This man has urgent business here. 839 00:58:30,127 --> 00:58:32,583 - Somebody do you wrong? - A grievous wrong. 840 00:58:32,672 --> 00:58:35,424 Well, I can tell. When a fella's as mad as you appear to be... 841 00:58:35,508 --> 00:58:37,750 there's generally a woman at the bottom of it, right? 842 00:58:37,843 --> 00:58:41,260 - Thou art wise, blacksmith. - Somebody stole your gal, huh? 843 00:58:41,347 --> 00:58:45,179 Naturally, you're gonna take steps-long steps. 844 00:58:45,268 --> 00:58:47,842 I shall seek out this interloper... 845 00:58:47,937 --> 00:58:50,227 and be he the size of ten giants... 846 00:58:50,314 --> 00:58:53,399 and hath he the strength and fury of a thousand lions... 847 00:58:53,484 --> 00:58:55,608 I shall meet him upon the field of honor and thrust him through... 848 00:58:55,695 --> 00:58:57,854 like an ox on a spit. 849 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,110 Ah, but the end shall not come swiftly. 850 00:59:02,201 --> 00:59:05,986 Mark you, the death of this knave who calleth himself Sir Boss... 851 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,701 shall become legend, a warning to all... 852 00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:10,950 who would covet the betrothed of another. 853 00:59:11,043 --> 00:59:14,045 I don't blame you. If was in your spot- 854 00:59:16,424 --> 00:59:18,334 Did you say “Sir Boss?” 855 00:59:18,426 --> 00:59:21,545 Aye, blacksmith. A scourge on the dog. 856 00:59:22,596 --> 00:59:24,554 Well, now- [Clears Throat] 857 00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,974 Perhaps we ought to think this over in the cool of the evening. 858 00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:30,813 We don't wanna be too hasty about these things. 859 00:59:30,896 --> 00:59:33,518 - What sayest thou? - No offence, friend. 860 00:59:33,607 --> 00:59:35,849 I just don't want you to do something that we'll both regret. 861 00:59:35,943 --> 00:59:38,185 - What wouldst suggest? - There are two sides to every question. 862 00:59:38,279 --> 00:59:41,447 I suggest you sit down with this fella and try and talk it over. 863 00:59:41,532 --> 00:59:43,525 They tell me he's a fine boy. 864 00:59:43,617 --> 00:59:46,026 A message for thee, sire. 'Tis from the Lady Alisande. 865 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,240 - It must be for you, friend. - No, Sir Lancelot. 866 00:59:49,332 --> 00:59:52,084 - 'Tis for Sir Boss here. -[Clanging] 867 00:59:56,255 --> 00:59:58,165 Sir Boss! 868 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,512 “Beware. Lancelot cometh.” 869 01:00:03,596 --> 01:00:05,969 [Chuckles] And here you are. 870 01:00:06,057 --> 01:00:08,845 - If you excuse me, I have a couple of irons in the fire. - Wait! 871 01:00:08,934 --> 01:00:10,845 I hurl the gauntlet in thy face. 872 01:00:13,689 --> 01:00:15,599 Good day, sire. 873 01:00:17,318 --> 01:00:19,275 Good day. 874 01:00:24,575 --> 01:00:26,865 Clarence, are you there? 875 01:00:26,952 --> 01:00:28,910 [Screeches] 876 01:00:30,122 --> 01:00:33,658 Aye. The die is cast. 877 01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:36,705 Tomorrow you joust with Sir Lancelot. 878 01:00:36,796 --> 01:00:40,213 And the one who lives shall become the betrothed of Lady Alisande. 879 01:00:41,675 --> 01:00:43,965 [Sighs] I don't like the odds. 880 01:00:56,524 --> 01:00:58,979 ♪♪ [Fanfare] 881 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,955 All right, we're here, Merlin. Show us some blood. 882 01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:16,749 - Aye, blood. Sir Boss's blood. - Anybody's blood! 883 01:01:16,836 --> 01:01:19,327 I will hasten the proceedings, my liege. 884 01:01:26,512 --> 01:01:28,422 Fear not, my friend. 885 01:01:28,514 --> 01:01:31,931 I have cast a magic spell upon thy evil opponent. 886 01:01:32,017 --> 01:01:36,229 I thank thee, Merlin. I have no need for casting of spells. 887 01:01:44,238 --> 01:01:46,195 [Chuckles] 888 01:01:47,741 --> 01:01:51,028 Be of good cheer, sire. Perhaps couldst perform a miracle. 889 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,371 Afraid not. With all this stuff on it slows up my thinking. 890 01:01:54,457 --> 01:01:56,497 - ♪♪ Fanfare] - What's that? 891 01:01:56,584 --> 01:02:00,083 'Tis just a minor scuffle between two hot-blooded youths. 892 01:02:00,171 --> 01:02:01,997 Sir Gareth and Sir Persant of Wales. 893 01:02:02,089 --> 01:02:03,964 Oh. A preliminary, huh? 894 01:02:07,094 --> 01:02:10,297 ♪♪ Fanfare] 895 01:02:30,159 --> 01:02:32,780 - [Loud Clanging] - What's going on? 896 01:02:32,870 --> 01:02:35,788 They gatherth up Sir Persant, sire. 897 01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:43,413 -[Moaning] - That's tough luck, old boy. 898 01:02:47,051 --> 01:02:49,293 But, sire, this man is the winner. 899 01:02:50,930 --> 01:02:52,840 Steady, sire. 900 01:03:00,231 --> 01:03:02,722 Have confidence, milord. Have courage. 901 01:03:02,816 --> 01:03:05,735 Clarence, what a fella will do for a girl. 902 01:03:05,819 --> 01:03:08,773 If it wasn't for Sandy, I'd be on my way to Connecticut right now. 903 01:03:39,645 --> 01:03:42,682 Another rope, serfs. 904 01:03:42,773 --> 01:03:45,976 Wait a minute. I can't handle this. This is awful. 905 01:03:46,068 --> 01:03:49,319 Let's see. If I don't go through with it, I'm a coward, huh? 906 01:03:49,405 --> 01:03:51,529 If I do go through with it, I'm a dead hero. 907 01:03:51,615 --> 01:03:53,775 Isn't there something in-between, something conservative? 908 01:03:53,867 --> 01:03:56,074 - Nay, sire. - Nothing, eh? 909 01:03:56,161 --> 01:03:58,285 [Neighing] 910 01:03:58,372 --> 01:04:00,282 - Tex! - Tex, milord? 911 01:04:00,374 --> 01:04:03,791 Get to the king and tell him I've gotta have a ten-minute postponement. 912 01:04:03,877 --> 01:04:06,879 - Tell him I've gone for a mustard plaster. Hurry up. - Aye, sire. 913 01:04:06,964 --> 01:04:08,874 Oh-ho, you Tex. 914 01:04:18,183 --> 01:04:21,802 ♪♪ Fanfare] 915 01:04:21,895 --> 01:04:26,190 - But he hath no armor, my liege. - Well, it's not my fault. 916 01:04:38,287 --> 01:04:40,279 What manner of lunacy is this? 917 01:04:40,372 --> 01:04:43,042 No lunacy at all, friend. 918 01:04:43,125 --> 01:04:45,498 Your Majesty, is there anything in the book of rules... 919 01:04:45,586 --> 01:04:49,252 which says that I have to do my scuffling in all that scrap iron? 920 01:04:52,676 --> 01:04:55,167 In truth, there is nothing which so specifies. 921 01:04:55,262 --> 01:04:58,300 Why don't we get started? 922 01:04:58,390 --> 01:05:00,301 On with the- 923 01:05:01,727 --> 01:05:03,554 On with the joust. 924 01:05:03,646 --> 01:05:06,849 - On with the joust. - [Man] On with the joust! 925 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:10,642 - [Man #2] On with the joust! - ♪♪ Fanfare] 926 01:05:10,736 --> 01:05:13,773 [Crowd Cheering] 927 01:05:28,128 --> 01:05:31,497 [Crowd Laughing] 928 01:05:34,968 --> 01:05:37,757 I was there. Where were you? 929 01:05:51,652 --> 01:05:54,440 [Crowd Laughing] 930 01:06:14,091 --> 01:06:16,131 [Crowd Laughing] 931 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:20,522 Get set for a fast turn, boy. 932 01:07:30,876 --> 01:07:33,367 Come on, boy. Let's trample him. 933 01:07:49,686 --> 01:07:51,893 [Shouting] 934 01:07:55,734 --> 01:07:58,902 [Crowd Laughing] 935 01:08:23,887 --> 01:08:25,797 A neat trick, Sir Boss. 936 01:08:25,889 --> 01:08:27,799 Thou hast not only won the fair maiden... 937 01:08:27,891 --> 01:08:30,513 but given me the merriest afternoon I've had in years. 938 01:08:30,602 --> 01:08:33,224 [Sneezes] In years. 939 01:08:33,313 --> 01:08:35,270 Thank you, sire. 940 01:08:36,316 --> 01:08:38,938 - You proud, honey? - Proud? 941 01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:42,396 - Proud of my part in this unseemly spectacle? - Oh, after all- 942 01:08:42,489 --> 01:08:45,028 Proud that thou hast made a fool out of such a noble gentleman? 943 01:08:45,117 --> 01:08:47,608 Well, won, didn't I? What do you want me to do? 944 01:08:47,703 --> 01:08:50,407 - I want you to apologize to Sir Lancelot. - Apologize? 945 01:08:50,497 --> 01:08:52,407 - Yes. - For what? 946 01:08:52,499 --> 01:08:56,201 - For insulting him. - What do you expect, me to be killed like a gentleman? 947 01:08:56,295 --> 01:08:58,205 In truth, thou art no gentleman. 948 01:08:58,297 --> 01:09:01,583 - Wait. Where are you going? - I need to comfort Sir Lancelot. 949 01:09:03,468 --> 01:09:06,422 Well, after all, sire, it's just the rules- 950 01:09:06,513 --> 01:09:10,641 Hast thou not learned there are no rules where women are concerned? 951 01:09:10,726 --> 01:09:14,641 Here, take this pill. It will ease thy gripe. 952 01:09:17,441 --> 01:09:20,359 [Banging] 953 01:09:28,493 --> 01:09:31,697 - Not too close, fellas. - Pray, sire, what art thou contriving? 954 01:09:31,788 --> 01:09:34,659 Just trying to keep busy, keep out of trouble. 955 01:09:36,126 --> 01:09:38,250 I think I’ll let you fellas in on a little secret. 956 01:09:38,337 --> 01:09:41,504 See this gadget here? That's a pistol. 957 01:09:41,590 --> 01:09:44,508 These little gimmicks- bullets. 958 01:09:44,593 --> 01:09:47,926 Stand clear. Stay right there. I'll show you how it works. 959 01:09:48,013 --> 01:09:50,801 Suppose you're out in the woods late one night... 960 01:09:50,891 --> 01:09:53,430 and a big old wolf all of a sudden pops up in front of you. 961 01:09:53,518 --> 01:09:55,594 You wouldn't be scared, would ya? 962 01:09:55,687 --> 01:09:58,357 - Oh, no, you wouldn't. - Not even a little, sire? 963 01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,931 No, sir, because you got your trusty pistol with you. 964 01:10:01,026 --> 01:10:02,983 All you do is just hold it up like that... 965 01:10:03,070 --> 01:10:06,688 pull back that hammer like that, get all set, aim- 966 01:10:13,163 --> 01:10:16,781 Where'd everybody go? 967 01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:19,746 It's all right, fellas. You can come out now. The big bad wolf is dead. 968 01:10:25,384 --> 01:10:27,625 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 969 01:10:27,719 --> 01:10:29,795 That's just a sample of what's comin', fellas. 970 01:10:29,888 --> 01:10:32,509 The world is gonna be chock-full of miracles- useful miracles... 971 01:10:32,599 --> 01:10:35,090 like the printing press, the sewing machine, bathtubs. 972 01:10:35,185 --> 01:10:36,976 - Bathtubs? - Yeah. 973 01:10:37,062 --> 01:10:40,099 [With British Accent] You mean we're all gonna have to take baths? 974 01:10:40,190 --> 01:10:43,310 Every single Sat- [With British Accent] Every single Saturday, yes. 975 01:10:43,402 --> 01:10:45,442 Greetings, milord. 976 01:10:45,529 --> 01:10:47,854 Hi, Saggy. That's all, fellas. 977 01:10:47,948 --> 01:10:50,439 So long. See you tomorrow. We've got big business here. 978 01:10:50,534 --> 01:10:53,571 - Goodnight, sire. - Goodbye. 979 01:10:53,662 --> 01:10:55,572 She won't see me? 980 01:10:55,664 --> 01:10:58,950 Rumor hath it that Lancelot and Lady Alisande are to be wed within the week. 981 01:10:59,042 --> 01:11:01,664 But she's not in love with him. She told me so herself. 982 01:11:01,753 --> 01:11:03,580 Female paradox. 983 01:11:04,923 --> 01:11:07,332 Well, this changes things. 984 01:11:07,426 --> 01:11:11,258 There's an old saying in Connecticut: “When you got to 'git', 'git.” 985 01:11:11,346 --> 01:11:13,755 - Thou wouldst leave Britain? - There's nothing to hold me here now. 986 01:11:13,849 --> 01:11:17,467 - Greetings, O Mighty Sorcerer. - [Hank] Hello. 987 01:11:17,561 --> 01:11:20,431 What's on your mind, honey? Come in. 988 01:11:20,522 --> 01:11:24,021 'Tis- 'Tis about my father. 989 01:11:24,109 --> 01:11:27,111 - What about your father? - He is sick unto death, sire. 990 01:11:27,195 --> 01:11:30,399 For three days now he has lay in a bed growing weaker and weaker. 991 01:11:30,490 --> 01:11:32,697 Now, now. Has the doctor been to see your father? 992 01:11:32,784 --> 01:11:34,741 No, sire. No one. 993 01:11:35,954 --> 01:11:37,864 They say he hath the plague. 994 01:11:37,956 --> 01:11:40,625 The plague? Be gone, child! 995 01:11:40,709 --> 01:11:43,711 - Clarence! - Please, Sir Boss. 996 01:11:43,795 --> 01:11:46,251 Thou canst help him. Thou art a mighty wizard. 997 01:11:46,339 --> 01:11:50,041 We will pay you these coins, and our pigs, we have two of them, and a goat- 998 01:11:50,135 --> 01:11:54,845 I'm afraid you've got me wrong. I'm not, uh- Where do you live, honey? 999 01:11:54,931 --> 01:11:57,221 - But, sire- - Wait here for me. 1000 01:11:57,309 --> 01:11:59,800 And don't be playing around with that. You might get hurt. 1001 01:11:59,895 --> 01:12:02,516 - With this toy, sire? - Put it down! 1002 01:12:02,606 --> 01:12:04,516 Come along, honey. 1003 01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:11,486 Ridiculous that a mere trinket should harm a grown man. 1004 01:13:12,259 --> 01:13:15,213 Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. 1005 01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:44,322 Who is it? 1006 01:13:44,416 --> 01:13:46,741 - A friend, ma'am. - A friend? 1007 01:13:46,835 --> 01:13:50,501 We have no friends. Did you see the sign outside? 1008 01:13:50,589 --> 01:13:53,459 None may enter this house of pestilence. 1009 01:13:53,550 --> 01:13:57,133 Fly, stranger, while there is yet time. 1010 01:13:57,220 --> 01:14:00,139 If it's all right with you, ma'am, I'll stay a while. 1011 01:14:02,809 --> 01:14:04,885 Stay then, and bless you. 1012 01:14:04,978 --> 01:14:07,102 - Your husband? - My husband. 1013 01:14:07,189 --> 01:14:09,728 Well, I'll be careful. I'll try not to wake him. 1014 01:14:09,816 --> 01:14:12,604 That you will not, for he is dead. 1015 01:14:14,112 --> 01:14:16,153 [Sobbing] 1016 01:14:16,239 --> 01:14:18,149 Cry if you will, child. 1017 01:14:19,659 --> 01:14:23,325 A month ago this was our family- 1018 01:14:23,413 --> 01:14:27,031 a fine husband, two strapping sons... 1019 01:14:27,125 --> 01:14:29,035 a daughter. 1020 01:14:29,127 --> 01:14:31,037 Now we're alone. 1021 01:14:32,130 --> 01:14:34,336 Your sons, are they dead too? 1022 01:14:34,424 --> 01:14:37,544 Not dead, but better dead. 1023 01:14:37,636 --> 01:14:42,547 Years ago, the lord of the manor planted certain fruit trees on our farm. 1024 01:14:42,641 --> 01:14:44,717 'Twas his right. 1025 01:14:44,809 --> 01:14:48,013 - His right? - 'Tis the law, sire. 1026 01:14:48,104 --> 01:14:51,806 Some time ago three of those trees were found hewn down. 1027 01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:56,064 Our sons ran frightened to report the crime. 1028 01:14:56,154 --> 01:14:58,823 And although they themselves were innocent... 1029 01:14:58,907 --> 01:15:01,742 they were accused of the crime. 1030 01:15:01,826 --> 01:15:05,872 Well, in His Lordship's dungeon, there they lie. 1031 01:15:05,956 --> 01:15:08,826 And there they shall lie and rot till they confess. 1032 01:15:10,168 --> 01:15:13,585 But such things can't be. His Majesty wouldn't allow it. 1033 01:15:13,672 --> 01:15:16,590 Truly thou art a stranger. 1034 01:15:16,675 --> 01:15:19,048 [Sobbing Continues] 1035 01:15:19,135 --> 01:15:21,295 Cry, child. 1036 01:15:21,388 --> 01:15:23,380 Would I could cry with you. 1037 01:15:31,523 --> 01:15:34,892 - It's a masterpiece. - A masterpiece! 1038 01:15:34,985 --> 01:15:36,811 It needs a touch of ermine. 1039 01:15:36,903 --> 01:15:39,774 Ermine and velvet? 'Twould clash, sire. 1040 01:15:39,864 --> 01:15:43,613 - They wouldn't be happy together. - I want ermine! 1041 01:15:43,702 --> 01:15:46,739 - Oh, yes, sire. - Yes, certainly, sire. 1042 01:15:46,830 --> 01:15:48,989 - Take it off. - Yes, sire. Certainly. 1043 01:15:49,082 --> 01:15:51,953 - Ermine. You shall have ermine. -[Grunts] 1044 01:15:54,754 --> 01:15:56,711 [Sighs] 1045 01:15:58,425 --> 01:16:01,129 - More hot water. - [Man] More hot water! 1046 01:16:01,219 --> 01:16:03,675 [Man #2] More hot water! 1047 01:16:03,763 --> 01:16:05,756 - Hot water. - Hot water! 1048 01:16:05,849 --> 01:16:08,091 - [Man #3] Hot water. - [Man #4] Hot water! 1049 01:16:16,192 --> 01:16:18,566 Blasted incompetents. They can't even keep the water hot. 1050 01:16:18,653 --> 01:16:21,607 - I don't how I've survived all these years. - Things are bad all over. 1051 01:16:21,698 --> 01:16:24,818 Why don't you get wise to yourself? Get acquainted with your people. 1052 01:16:24,909 --> 01:16:28,492 My people? But I see my people every day. 1053 01:16:28,580 --> 01:16:31,368 I don't mean these musical comedy personalities around the palace. 1054 01:16:31,458 --> 01:16:35,408 I mean your subjects. How do you suppose they feel about you? 1055 01:16:35,503 --> 01:16:39,335 My boy, they love me. On the morrow I journey to London. 1056 01:16:39,424 --> 01:16:44,086 All along the way my subjects will be bowing and smiling and doffing their hats. 1057 01:16:44,179 --> 01:16:48,307 Did you ever happen to think that underneath those smiles they may be hating you? 1058 01:16:48,391 --> 01:16:51,760 - Hating me? - That's the word. 1059 01:16:51,853 --> 01:16:55,720 But why? I'm a good king,. 1060 01:16:55,815 --> 01:16:57,856 Good King Arthur they call me. 1061 01:16:57,942 --> 01:17:01,609 It may surprise you to learn that this country is crawling with people who hate you. 1062 01:17:01,696 --> 01:17:05,824 Sick people, hungry people, people who no longer hate you because they're dead. 1063 01:17:05,909 --> 01:17:08,744 - Why, sire, I can tell you- - Cease! [Groans] 1064 01:17:08,828 --> 01:17:10,952 Oh, heavens, I am sick. 1065 01:17:13,625 --> 01:17:16,579 And it's all your fault. Young man, I could have you hanged for this. 1066 01:17:16,669 --> 01:17:19,873 But you won't. 'Cause I have a feeling you believe me. 1067 01:17:19,964 --> 01:17:22,373 All these lies about my subjects? 1068 01:17:22,467 --> 01:17:24,876 Are they lies? 1069 01:17:24,969 --> 01:17:27,045 I don't know. I don't know. 1070 01:17:27,138 --> 01:17:30,674 What, with my ill health, how could I know anything? 1071 01:17:30,767 --> 01:17:33,092 If you don't know, sire, I suggest you find out. 1072 01:17:33,186 --> 01:17:35,725 - Find out? - Yes. 1073 01:17:35,814 --> 01:17:38,816 We could make a trip around the country. Might open your eyes a little. 1074 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:41,356 But... how 'bout my cold? 1075 01:17:41,444 --> 01:17:43,935 This could easily help your cold and your country. 1076 01:17:44,030 --> 01:17:46,023 A miracle? 1077 01:17:46,116 --> 01:17:47,990 It could well be, Your Majesty. 1078 01:17:50,078 --> 01:17:54,076 - How worketh we this miracle? - Well- 1079 01:17:57,919 --> 01:17:59,876 How does it strike you, sire? 1080 01:17:59,963 --> 01:18:04,459 Well, as thou sayest, it's a... cinch? 1081 01:18:04,551 --> 01:18:06,924 - A cinch. - A cinch. 1082 01:18:07,011 --> 01:18:09,586 I postpone my official visit to London. 1083 01:18:09,681 --> 01:18:13,217 Make the trip disguised as a humble freeman with Clarence and me along for good luck. 1084 01:18:13,309 --> 01:18:18,055 But dost think that any humble garb can conceal evidence of our royal blood? 1085 01:18:18,148 --> 01:18:20,769 It'll take a bit of doing, but we'll handle it. 1086 01:18:20,859 --> 01:18:23,611 - Till dawn, sire? - Till dawn. 1087 01:18:43,548 --> 01:18:47,594 I'll only be a minute, honey. I just wanted to say so long. 1088 01:18:47,677 --> 01:18:49,587 - So long? - Goodbye. 1089 01:18:51,389 --> 01:18:54,260 - Thou art leaving? - In a few hours. 1090 01:18:56,561 --> 01:18:59,017 - I see. - But I had to tell you this. 1091 01:18:59,105 --> 01:19:02,807 I think you're doing the right thing- about Sir Lancelot, I mean. 1092 01:19:02,901 --> 01:19:05,475 Why, marrying me would be a national disaster. 1093 01:19:05,570 --> 01:19:08,026 Disaster, sire? 1094 01:19:08,114 --> 01:19:12,065 This knight business, I'd-I'd be no good at it. 1095 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:16,822 Instead of gettin' on a horse and goin' out and polishing off a few ogres or dragons... 1096 01:19:16,915 --> 01:19:20,830 I'd be hanging around the house, watering the lawn or fixing the fence or something. 1097 01:19:20,919 --> 01:19:23,921 And our kids would grow up and think their daddy was a sissy... 1098 01:19:24,005 --> 01:19:28,300 because we'd be the only family without a dragon's head over the fireplace. 1099 01:19:29,928 --> 01:19:31,968 It's better this way, honey. 1100 01:19:32,055 --> 01:19:34,594 You marry Sir Lancelot, settle down... 1101 01:19:34,682 --> 01:19:37,056 and raise a lot of little lords and ladies. 1102 01:19:39,562 --> 01:19:42,350 I hope you live happily ever after. 1103 01:19:45,485 --> 01:19:47,276 Goodbye, Sandy. 1104 01:19:48,905 --> 01:19:50,815 So long, Hank. 1105 01:19:53,952 --> 01:19:55,909 [Sniffles] 1106 01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:13,260 - What thinkest thou, my boy? Do I look like a commoner? - Well- 1107 01:20:13,346 --> 01:20:15,303 Well, what about this? 1108 01:20:16,516 --> 01:20:18,758 Yes, that helps. Better. 1109 01:20:18,851 --> 01:20:21,225 And this? 1110 01:20:21,312 --> 01:20:23,223 Here. May I? 1111 01:20:24,857 --> 01:20:27,479 - Thank you. - Oh, yes, much better. 1112 01:20:28,987 --> 01:20:30,944 Huh. 1113 01:20:32,907 --> 01:20:35,280 I say, we are not alone. 1114 01:20:35,368 --> 01:20:37,824 These clothes seem to be inhabited. 1115 01:20:37,912 --> 01:20:39,822 - [Both] Perfect. - Perfect. 1116 01:20:45,461 --> 01:20:47,372 Shall we then? 1117 01:21:27,754 --> 01:21:30,245 Logris, thy men are ready? 1118 01:21:30,340 --> 01:21:34,717 - I could start at once, milady. - Slowly, slowly. 1119 01:21:34,802 --> 01:21:38,551 We'll let our birds fly a while before we spring the trap. 1120 01:21:41,100 --> 01:21:45,431 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1121 01:21:45,521 --> 01:21:49,389 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1122 01:21:51,402 --> 01:21:55,068 ♪ We're busy doing nothing Working the whole day through ♪ 1123 01:21:55,156 --> 01:21:59,486 - [whistles] - ♪ Trying to find lots of things not to do ♪ 1124 01:21:59,577 --> 01:22:03,195 ♪ We're busy going nowhere Isn't it just a crime ♪ 1125 01:22:03,289 --> 01:22:06,872 ♪ We'd like to be unhappy ♪ 1126 01:22:06,959 --> 01:22:09,997 ♪ But we never do have the time ♪ 1127 01:22:13,341 --> 01:22:17,505 ♪ I have to watch the river to see that it doesn't stop ♪ 1128 01:22:17,595 --> 01:22:21,261 ♪ And stick around the rosebuds so they'll know when to pop ♪ 1129 01:22:21,349 --> 01:22:23,758 ♪ Better keep the crickets cheerful ♪ 1130 01:22:23,851 --> 01:22:25,927 ♪ They're really a solemn bunch ♪ 1131 01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:28,013 ♪ Hustle ♪ 1132 01:22:28,106 --> 01:22:30,431 ♪ Bustle ♪ 1133 01:22:30,525 --> 01:22:32,850 - ♪ And only an hour for lunch ♪ - [Whistles] 1134 01:22:32,944 --> 01:22:36,729 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1135 01:22:36,823 --> 01:22:40,773 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1136 01:22:45,790 --> 01:22:49,041 Uh, shall we proceed? 1137 01:22:49,127 --> 01:22:53,172 ♪ We're busy doing nothing Working the whole day through ♪ 1138 01:22:53,256 --> 01:22:57,004 ♪ Trying to find lots of things not to do ♪ 1139 01:22:57,093 --> 01:23:01,554 ♪ We're busy going nowhere Isn't it just a crime ♪ 1140 01:23:01,639 --> 01:23:05,092 ♪ We'd like to be unhappy ♪ 1141 01:23:05,184 --> 01:23:07,973 ♪ But we never do have the time ♪ 1142 01:23:11,733 --> 01:23:15,399 ♪ I have to wake the sun up He's liable to sleep all day 1143 01:23:15,486 --> 01:23:18,061 - True. - ♪ And then inspect the rainbows ♪ 1144 01:23:18,156 --> 01:23:20,066 ♪ So they'll be bright and gay ♪ 1145 01:23:20,158 --> 01:23:22,910 ♪ You must rehearse the songbirds ♪ 1146 01:23:22,994 --> 01:23:27,371 ♪ To see that they sing in key ♪ 1147 01:23:27,457 --> 01:23:31,075 - If you insist. - I dost. I dost. 1148 01:23:31,169 --> 01:23:33,328 ♪ Hustle 1149 01:23:33,421 --> 01:23:35,580 ♪ Bustle 1150 01:23:35,673 --> 01:23:38,082 ♪ And never a moment free ♪ 1151 01:23:39,260 --> 01:23:42,179 - ♪ [Whistling] - [Humming] 1152 01:23:48,603 --> 01:23:51,770 Whoop! Drop that bone. 1153 01:23:51,856 --> 01:23:56,103 ♪ We're busy doing nothing Working the whole day through 1154 01:23:56,194 --> 01:24:00,061 ♪ Trying to find lots of things not to do ♪ 1155 01:24:00,156 --> 01:24:04,071 ♪ We're busy going nowhere Isn't it just a crime ♪ 1156 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,328 ♪ We'd like to be unhappy ♪ 1157 01:24:07,413 --> 01:24:10,497 ♪ But we never do have the time ♪ 1158 01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,493 Going to the game? 1159 01:24:12,585 --> 01:24:16,666 ♪ I have to meet a turtle I'm teaching him how to swim 1160 01:24:16,756 --> 01:24:18,666 ♪ Then I have to shine the dewdrops ♪ 1161 01:24:18,758 --> 01:24:20,834 - You know, they're looking rather dim. - No. 1162 01:24:20,927 --> 01:24:25,138 ♪ I told my friend the robin I'd buy him a brand-new vest ♪ 1163 01:24:25,223 --> 01:24:27,299 ♪ Hustle bustle ♪ 1164 01:24:27,391 --> 01:24:29,467 ♪♪ [Whistling] 1165 01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:31,636 ♪ I wish I could take a rest ♪ 1166 01:24:38,903 --> 01:24:42,854 ♪ Trying to find lots of things not to do ♪ 1167 01:24:45,076 --> 01:24:46,986 Isn't it just a crime? 1168 01:24:47,078 --> 01:24:48,988 ♪ We'd better make it snappy ♪ 1169 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:51,453 ♪ There's another hill to climb ♪ 1170 01:24:51,541 --> 01:24:55,835 ♪ We'd like to be unhappy ♪ 1171 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:58,411 - ♪ But ♪ - ♪ We never do have ♪ 1172 01:24:58,506 --> 01:25:00,416 - ♪ We never do have ♪ - ♪ We never do never do 1173 01:25:00,508 --> 01:25:06,179 [All] ♪ Never do, never do never do have the time ♪ 1174 01:25:06,264 --> 01:25:12,101 ♪ Never do have the time ♪♪ 1175 01:25:22,947 --> 01:25:25,782 - What makest thou of this, my friends? - That's a beaut. 1176 01:25:25,867 --> 01:25:29,070 - Methinks 'tis from too much walking, Your Majesty. - Yeah. 1177 01:25:29,161 --> 01:25:31,451 Dost realize, my friend... 1178 01:25:31,539 --> 01:25:33,994 that I am undoubtedly the first of royal blood... 1179 01:25:34,083 --> 01:25:37,037 to possess this strange affliction? 1180 01:25:37,128 --> 01:25:40,379 Future sufferers of this malady shall know it by the name... 1181 01:25:40,464 --> 01:25:42,375 King Arthur's Foot. 1182 01:25:42,466 --> 01:25:46,880 I don't think so, sire. I think it's more likely to be known as a bunion. 1183 01:25:46,971 --> 01:25:51,052 What thinkest thou? Has it been worth it seeing your people as they are? 1184 01:25:51,142 --> 01:25:55,223 In truth, I know not. Their lot is indeed a hard one, but it is a hard world. 1185 01:25:55,313 --> 01:25:59,394 - You've seen hunger and misery. What more do you want? - I want a bath. 1186 01:25:59,483 --> 01:26:02,735 We took this trip to prove to you that there is want and oppression. 1187 01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:04,730 Sir Boss! Your Majesty! 1188 01:26:04,822 --> 01:26:08,191 Your Majesty, Sir Boss, rise quickly. People of quality approach. 1189 01:26:08,284 --> 01:26:10,360 - Where? - Over yon hill. 1190 01:26:12,496 --> 01:26:14,407 Rise quickly, sire! They come closer! 1191 01:26:14,498 --> 01:26:17,666 - Let 'em come. I've got a “binion.” - No, no, it's a bunion. 1192 01:26:17,752 --> 01:26:20,955 You're not king now, you know. You're just one of the fellas. 1193 01:26:21,047 --> 01:26:23,004 Come along. 1194 01:26:41,025 --> 01:26:43,434 Look down, sire, as becomes a humble freeman. 1195 01:26:43,527 --> 01:26:45,817 I say, that's Bedivere. 1196 01:26:45,905 --> 01:26:49,108 Undoubtedly, he is taking the Lady Bedivere to London on a shopping tour. 1197 01:26:50,660 --> 01:26:52,451 That's not the Lady Bedivere. 1198 01:26:52,536 --> 01:26:56,155 [Laughing] Oh, the rogue. 1199 01:26:56,248 --> 01:26:58,325 Halt. 1200 01:26:58,417 --> 01:27:00,956 This'll make a toothsome morsel for the court. 1201 01:27:01,045 --> 01:27:03,880 So thou chooseth not to bow, peasant! 1202 01:27:10,262 --> 01:27:12,718 A reward for thy insolence! 1203 01:27:16,185 --> 01:27:19,139 You need any further proof of injustices, Your Majesty? 1204 01:27:19,230 --> 01:27:21,769 - When reach we London? - On the morrow, sire. 1205 01:27:21,857 --> 01:27:24,017 A village lies ahead where we can bed for the night. 1206 01:27:24,110 --> 01:27:27,977 Good. On the morrow there shall be changes. 1207 01:27:28,072 --> 01:27:30,646 Not a bad idea. Let's get our stuff. 1208 01:27:43,546 --> 01:27:45,836 They lie hidden within, sire. 1209 01:27:45,923 --> 01:27:48,083 - All three asleep? - As babes. 1210 01:27:48,175 --> 01:27:52,007 'Twould be a simple matter to slit their throats. 1211 01:27:52,096 --> 01:27:55,264 There will be no slitting of throats yet. 1212 01:27:55,349 --> 01:27:59,015 - I want them alive... now. - Aye. 1213 01:28:02,356 --> 01:28:06,188 - But, sire- - Shh! Your Majesty, it's Sir Logris and his men. 1214 01:28:06,277 --> 01:28:08,187 - They're gunning for you. - [Shouts] Gunning? 1215 01:28:08,279 --> 01:28:10,770 Shh. Leave out the gunning then, but they're after you. 1216 01:28:10,865 --> 01:28:12,775 - We're in trouble up to our necks. - Trouble? 1217 01:28:12,867 --> 01:28:15,109 - Shh! Shh! - Shh! 1218 01:28:19,331 --> 01:28:21,289 Come on. 1219 01:28:45,066 --> 01:28:46,976 Shh. 1220 01:28:55,409 --> 01:28:57,319 [Both] Shh. 1221 01:29:05,836 --> 01:29:07,747 - Three men thou sayest? - Aye. 1222 01:29:07,838 --> 01:29:10,591 One broad and strong as an ox... 1223 01:29:10,674 --> 01:29:14,293 and the one with an odd foreign manner of speech... 1224 01:29:14,386 --> 01:29:17,922 and the one the who said he was king did sneeze. 1225 01:29:19,058 --> 01:29:20,968 The king shall reward thy loyalty. 1226 01:29:21,060 --> 01:29:23,729 By the morrow there may be no king. 1227 01:29:23,813 --> 01:29:26,482 He hath need of friends, milady. 1228 01:29:26,565 --> 01:29:29,318 I thank thee. 1229 01:29:29,401 --> 01:29:32,023 - Fetch me such clothes as a boy might wear. - But, milady- 1230 01:29:32,113 --> 01:29:35,695 - Do as I bid. I journey to London. - Yes, milady. 1231 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:48,035 Our next offer, three male slaves to be sold as a group. 1232 01:29:48,129 --> 01:29:51,296 What is thy bid for this fine specimen? 1233 01:29:51,382 --> 01:29:55,961 A bit soft, perhaps, yet sound of wind and limb. 1234 01:29:56,053 --> 01:29:59,589 - What is thy bid? - Half a crown. 1235 01:29:59,682 --> 01:30:02,303 - Will anybody say five shillings? - Five shillings? 1236 01:30:02,393 --> 01:30:05,513 - Who'll make it ten? - Ten shillings. 1237 01:30:05,604 --> 01:30:08,724 I'm bid. Who'll make it one pound? 1238 01:30:08,816 --> 01:30:10,808 One pound. 1239 01:30:10,901 --> 01:30:13,523 One pound. 1240 01:30:13,612 --> 01:30:16,981 And for this handsome specimen... 1241 01:30:17,074 --> 01:30:18,819 [Crowd Laughs] 1242 01:30:18,909 --> 01:30:21,662 Who only needs good food and hard work... 1243 01:30:21,745 --> 01:30:24,830 to be brought to the peak of physical perfection? 1244 01:30:24,915 --> 01:30:26,826 What is thy bid? 1245 01:30:26,917 --> 01:30:30,037 One farthing. 1246 01:30:30,129 --> 01:30:32,419 Make that a pound or I'll have thee boiled in oil! 1247 01:30:35,426 --> 01:30:37,336 Ten pounds for the lot. 1248 01:30:37,428 --> 01:30:39,836 [Auctioneer] Ten pounds, sire? 1249 01:30:39,930 --> 01:30:43,430 Ten pounds. Remove them to the slave quarters. 1250 01:30:43,517 --> 01:30:45,890 Sold to the gentleman with the beard... 1251 01:30:45,978 --> 01:30:47,888 for ten pounds. 1252 01:30:47,980 --> 01:30:49,937 Here, take 'em away. 1253 01:30:51,483 --> 01:30:53,394 Our next offer... 1254 01:30:53,485 --> 01:30:56,570 Is this fine specimen of womanhood. 1255 01:30:56,655 --> 01:30:58,696 Sound of wind and limb. 1256 01:30:58,782 --> 01:31:01,736 - [Hoof beats] - Look yonder, sire. 1257 01:31:04,455 --> 01:31:06,412 That's Tex. 1258 01:31:07,499 --> 01:31:09,540 [Guard] Move along. 1259 01:31:09,627 --> 01:31:11,537 That youth, doth he not seem familiar? 1260 01:31:11,629 --> 01:31:13,621 That's no youth, Saggy. 1261 01:31:13,714 --> 01:31:15,707 [Auctioneer] Who'll make it three pounds? 1262 01:31:15,799 --> 01:31:18,801 Who'll make it three pounds? Do I hear three pounds? 1263 01:31:20,387 --> 01:31:23,057 -'Tis I, sire. - Go back, Sandy. You'll only get in trouble here. 1264 01:31:23,140 --> 01:31:26,391 - Not go back. I came to help thee. - Honey, this is no place for you. 1265 01:31:26,477 --> 01:31:30,937 - But, Hank- - I would add the Lady Alisande to our collection. 1266 01:31:31,023 --> 01:31:35,069 - I'm not without friends. I'll return soon. - Wait a minute. She- He- 1267 01:31:35,152 --> 01:31:37,394 Forward, slaves! Move on! 1268 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:52,753 Greetings, O Noble King. 1269 01:31:52,836 --> 01:31:56,752 Oh, do not rise, sire. Nor any of thee. 1270 01:31:56,840 --> 01:32:00,127 Perceive this monumental joke. 1271 01:32:00,219 --> 01:32:02,758 My king would see his people as they really are. 1272 01:32:02,846 --> 01:32:06,429 So what am I, his devoted servant, to do? 1273 01:32:06,517 --> 01:32:08,641 Why, help him of course. 1274 01:32:08,727 --> 01:32:11,895 Help him to see the miserable heart of his domain... 1275 01:32:11,981 --> 01:32:14,733 not as a freeman, not as a serf... 1276 01:32:14,817 --> 01:32:16,727 but as a slave. 1277 01:32:16,819 --> 01:32:19,607 Yes, my king shall be a slave... 1278 01:32:19,697 --> 01:32:21,607 and all his friends too. 1279 01:32:21,699 --> 01:32:23,775 They shall journey to the mines of Devon... 1280 01:32:23,867 --> 01:32:26,656 there to work and rot... 1281 01:32:26,745 --> 01:32:28,702 and eventually to die. 1282 01:32:29,915 --> 01:32:32,205 Sleep well, all of you. 1283 01:32:32,293 --> 01:32:34,534 You leave on the morrow. 1284 01:32:37,589 --> 01:32:40,294 Nice guy. 1285 01:32:46,056 --> 01:32:48,180 Are you asleep, honey? 1286 01:32:48,267 --> 01:32:50,972 Mm-mmm. I cannot sleep... 1287 01:32:51,061 --> 01:32:53,221 knowing that tonight is the end of everything. 1288 01:32:53,314 --> 01:32:56,647 Oh, no. Don't you remember the book and what it says? 1289 01:32:56,734 --> 01:32:59,901 “Love once, but love always and forever.” 1290 01:33:02,990 --> 01:33:05,445 ♪♪ [Humming] 1291 01:33:07,036 --> 01:33:09,990 You shouldn't have come here, honey. You'd be safe in Camelot. 1292 01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:12,287 But in Camelot I'd not be content. 1293 01:33:12,374 --> 01:33:14,284 You mean you're content here? 1294 01:33:14,376 --> 01:33:17,330 Whatever happens, we're together. 1295 01:33:17,421 --> 01:33:21,004 - You really mean that, don't you, honey? - Yes, Hank. 1296 01:33:21,091 --> 01:33:24,045 Now and for always. 1297 01:33:24,136 --> 01:33:27,090 ♪♪ [Humming] 1298 01:33:34,980 --> 01:33:37,056 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 1299 01:33:37,149 --> 01:33:39,605 ♪♪ [Humming] 1300 01:33:39,693 --> 01:33:45,779 ♪ Always isn't too much time 1301 01:33:45,866 --> 01:33:48,654 Oh, that's so true. Don't you ever forget it either. 1302 01:33:48,744 --> 01:33:50,654 I won't, Hank. 1303 01:33:50,746 --> 01:33:53,783 - Are you comfortable? - Mm-hmm. 1304 01:33:58,545 --> 01:34:03,006 ♪ Once and for always ♪ 1305 01:34:03,092 --> 01:34:07,007 ♪ Let’s say that it's agreed ♪ 1306 01:34:08,806 --> 01:34:12,970 ♪ Wishing days are over ♪ 1307 01:34:14,144 --> 01:34:17,312 ♪ This is all we need ♪ 1308 01:34:17,398 --> 01:34:21,313 ♪ And tonight ♪ 1309 01:34:21,402 --> 01:34:25,981 ♪ We'll notify the stars ♪ 1310 01:34:26,073 --> 01:34:29,110 ♪ Above ♪ 1311 01:34:29,201 --> 01:34:31,158 ♪ That once ♪ 1312 01:34:31,245 --> 01:34:34,744 ♪ And for always ♪ 1313 01:34:34,832 --> 01:34:37,667 ♪ And no less 1314 01:34:37,751 --> 01:34:40,919 ♪ Than always 1315 01:34:42,005 --> 01:34:46,419 ♪ You and I will be 1316 01:34:46,510 --> 01:34:49,713 ♪♪ [Humming] 1317 01:34:49,805 --> 01:34:55,096 ♪ In love ♪♪ 1318 01:36:01,835 --> 01:36:04,326 [Footsteps] 1319 01:36:17,851 --> 01:36:20,176 [Gasps] 1320 01:36:20,270 --> 01:36:22,761 [Grunts] 1321 01:36:51,552 --> 01:36:54,091 If we get separated, get the pistol in the blacksmith shop. 1322 01:36:54,179 --> 01:36:56,089 - Aye, sire. - Come on, honey. 1323 01:36:56,181 --> 01:36:58,672 - Hank. Wait, please. - What's that? 1324 01:36:58,767 --> 01:37:00,891 I've a strange foreboding. 1325 01:37:00,978 --> 01:37:03,219 After this night I'll not see thee again. 1326 01:37:03,313 --> 01:37:05,224 Oh, don't talk like that. 1327 01:37:05,315 --> 01:37:08,317 You take this, Hank. And whenever you look upon it... 1328 01:37:08,402 --> 01:37:11,735 - remember thy love in Camelot. - [King Arthur Sneezes [ 1329 01:37:11,822 --> 01:37:14,147 - His Majesty. - Let's get out of this. 1330 01:37:14,241 --> 01:37:16,400 Who goes yonder? Who goes? 1331 01:37:17,744 --> 01:37:19,655 Guard! Guard! 1332 01:37:21,164 --> 01:37:23,573 We best run, Your Majesty. 1333 01:37:47,357 --> 01:37:49,149 Evil tidings, milord. 1334 01:37:49,234 --> 01:37:52,402 Sagramore has escaped, killing a guard in the process. 1335 01:37:52,487 --> 01:37:54,777 Hmm. He'll make for Camelot. 1336 01:37:54,865 --> 01:37:57,107 - Send men to overtake him. - Aye, sire. 1337 01:37:57,200 --> 01:37:59,691 And remove the girl to my tower. 1338 01:37:59,786 --> 01:38:03,951 - And the other two prisoners? - The other two? 1339 01:38:04,041 --> 01:38:08,336 Ah, yes. Logris, I would have thee remind the king... 1340 01:38:08,420 --> 01:38:11,919 of a law which he himself did place upon the statute books. 1341 01:38:12,007 --> 01:38:15,874 - What law, sire? - If one slave of a household be guilty of murder... 1342 01:38:15,969 --> 01:38:18,674 then all male slaves of the same household- 1343 01:38:18,764 --> 01:38:21,219 Shall die with him. 1344 01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:26,479 [Crowd Chattering] 1345 01:38:27,981 --> 01:38:30,556 [Crowd Cheering] 1346 01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:45,654 Bring on the first prisoner. 1347 01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:56,047 - I have but one wish. - Yeah? 1348 01:38:56,134 --> 01:38:59,421 To catch this blasted flea before I die. 1349 01:39:00,722 --> 01:39:02,929 How much longer wouldst thou say? 1350 01:39:03,016 --> 01:39:05,341 The man said noon. It's about noon now. 1351 01:39:05,435 --> 01:39:07,677 - [Axe Banging] - [Woman Screams] 1352 01:39:07,771 --> 01:39:10,061 - [Crowd Cheers] - [Guard] Move. 1353 01:39:13,735 --> 01:39:15,859 Do you suppose I shall have to remove my comforter? 1354 01:39:15,946 --> 01:39:18,022 Oh, no, you'll catch cold again. 1355 01:39:19,783 --> 01:39:23,200 Supposeth thou could extract another miracle from thy book of wonders? 1356 01:39:23,286 --> 01:39:25,197 - [Axe Banging] - [Crowd Gasps] 1357 01:39:25,288 --> 01:39:27,495 [Crowd Cheers] 1358 01:39:27,582 --> 01:39:30,121 It'd take an awful big stunt to get us out of this. 1359 01:39:31,461 --> 01:39:34,296 It'd take just about the biggest- 1360 01:39:34,381 --> 01:39:37,549 Wait a minute. If I remember right- 1361 01:39:37,634 --> 01:39:43,092 - What day is this? - The 21st day of June in the year 528. 1362 01:39:43,181 --> 01:39:45,507 I think then, sire, I have your miracle. 1363 01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:47,511 - I sit a big one? - Oh, it's a whopper. 1364 01:39:47,602 --> 01:39:51,221 - [Axe Banging] - ♪ Here's where I make a comeback 1365 01:39:51,314 --> 01:39:53,272 [Crowd Cheering] 1366 01:39:57,070 --> 01:39:59,989 After you, my friend. Please don't stand on ceremony. 1367 01:40:00,073 --> 01:40:01,983 [Chuckles] 1368 01:40:03,201 --> 01:40:05,906 Step aside, please. I have a few words to say. 1369 01:40:05,996 --> 01:40:09,744 - My dear friends- - What manner of nonsense is this? 1370 01:40:09,833 --> 01:40:12,668 Die in humility as becomes a slave. 1371 01:40:12,753 --> 01:40:16,039 That's the old routine. The trouble is we're not slaves. 1372 01:40:16,131 --> 01:40:18,836 - Then who art thou? - Sir Boss... 1373 01:40:18,925 --> 01:40:21,760 - magician to King Arthur here. - [Crowd Laughing] 1374 01:40:21,845 --> 01:40:24,882 Maker of miracles, the mightiest wizard of them all. 1375 01:40:24,973 --> 01:40:27,298 Now listen, all of you. Unless the king and ... 1376 01:40:27,392 --> 01:40:30,145 and the rest of these prisoners are freed immediately... 1377 01:40:30,228 --> 01:40:33,479 I shall blot out the sun and it will never shine again. 1378 01:40:33,565 --> 01:40:36,104 [Chuckling] 1379 01:40:37,319 --> 01:40:39,858 All right. Very well. You asked for it then. 1380 01:40:39,946 --> 01:40:42,022 Now with a few well-chosen words... 1381 01:40:42,115 --> 01:40:44,488 I shall blot out the sun forever. 1382 01:40:45,702 --> 01:40:47,944 Walla Walla, Washington. 1383 01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:52,282 Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. 1384 01:40:54,920 --> 01:40:57,328 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. 1385 01:41:02,969 --> 01:41:06,718 New York, New Haven and Hartford leaving on track- 1386 01:41:06,807 --> 01:41:09,013 [Sing-songy] Perth Amboy. 1387 01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:11,474 [Woman Screams] 1388 01:41:11,561 --> 01:41:13,518 [Crowd Gasps] 1389 01:41:16,149 --> 01:41:19,068 Save us, O Mighty Sorcerer! Save us! 1390 01:41:19,152 --> 01:41:21,145 Bring back the sun! 1391 01:41:21,238 --> 01:41:23,195 [Man] I beseech thee! 1392 01:41:23,281 --> 01:41:28,075 - [Woman] Release the sorcerer in heaven's name! - Release him! Release him! 1393 01:41:28,161 --> 01:41:30,831 Stay this calamity. I would rather die by the axe. 1394 01:41:30,914 --> 01:41:33,239 I'm sorry. Even I can't stop this show. 1395 01:41:33,333 --> 01:41:35,492 - [Woman] Free him! - [Man] Release him! 1396 01:41:35,585 --> 01:41:37,542 Free him! 1397 01:41:37,629 --> 01:41:40,880 - Set the prisoners free! - The lord mayor speaketh. 1398 01:41:40,966 --> 01:41:43,090 Set the prisoners free! 1399 01:41:44,344 --> 01:41:47,381 Very well. Hold it. 1400 01:41:48,890 --> 01:41:52,259 This is Sir Boss again. You can come out now. 1401 01:41:54,688 --> 01:41:58,187 Olley, olley oxen free. 1402 01:42:10,704 --> 01:42:13,539 All right, release us. Release His Majesty here. 1403 01:42:13,623 --> 01:42:16,542 - Release all these prisoners. - How can I thank thee? 1404 01:42:16,626 --> 01:42:18,537 Show me how to get to Merlin's tower. 1405 01:42:18,628 --> 01:42:22,045 'Tis on the Inland Lake 'twixt in Camelot. Thou wouldst go there alone, unarmed? 1406 01:42:22,132 --> 01:42:25,086 Sandy's alone and unarmed, isn't she? Wish me luck, sire. 1407 01:42:25,176 --> 01:42:28,214 Come on. Release the king. See you later. 1408 01:42:47,824 --> 01:42:49,734 Sir Boss. 1409 01:42:49,826 --> 01:42:52,282 - The king, is he- - Safe and sound in London. Did you bring the pistol? 1410 01:42:52,370 --> 01:42:55,490 - Aye, sir. Where goest thou? - Sandy's in Merlin's tower. 1411 01:42:55,582 --> 01:42:57,492 Be not rash. Let me come with thee. 1412 01:42:57,584 --> 01:43:00,039 Thanks, but you'd never be able to keep up on that nag. 1413 01:43:00,128 --> 01:43:04,340 Clarence, if anything happens, it's been nice knowing you. [Clicks Tongue] 1414 01:43:16,853 --> 01:43:19,143 'Tis our friend come to pay us a call. 1415 01:43:19,230 --> 01:43:21,604 Something's gone wrong. 1416 01:43:21,691 --> 01:43:24,859 Whatever's gone wrong will soon be right again. 1417 01:43:24,945 --> 01:43:28,611 Lower the drawbridge. See that the girl is placed in the courtyard. 1418 01:43:28,698 --> 01:43:31,451 In plain view. Understand? 1419 01:43:31,534 --> 01:43:34,109 Aye, sire. 1420 01:43:40,043 --> 01:43:41,870 [Dog Growls] 1421 01:43:43,505 --> 01:43:46,459 [Barking] 1422 01:43:51,596 --> 01:43:54,052 Hank, go back! Flee for your life! 1423 01:44:01,231 --> 01:44:03,722 [Barking] 1424 01:44:12,492 --> 01:44:15,066 [Gasps] Hank! 1425 01:44:29,592 --> 01:44:31,668 Hank, thou must not leave me! 1426 01:44:31,761 --> 01:44:34,252 - Thou must not leave me! - Sandy. 1427 01:44:34,347 --> 01:44:36,257 [Sobs] 1428 01:44:40,270 --> 01:44:42,227 Well, that's it. 1429 01:44:42,313 --> 01:44:44,520 When I came to, I was back in Connecticut. 1430 01:44:44,607 --> 01:44:48,024 And Old Man Miller, he come looking for Tex, was kneeling over me. 1431 01:44:48,111 --> 01:44:50,353 - And Sandy? - Sandy? 1432 01:44:51,781 --> 01:44:54,320 Never saw her again. 1433 01:44:54,409 --> 01:44:56,319 Well- 1434 01:44:56,411 --> 01:45:00,077 Young man, the view from the east parapet... 1435 01:45:00,165 --> 01:45:02,953 is particularly lovely at this time of the afternoon. 1436 01:45:03,043 --> 01:45:06,376 - Yes, sir. - The east parapet, mind you. 1437 01:45:06,463 --> 01:45:09,630 My niece is usually there about this time. 1438 01:45:09,716 --> 01:45:12,041 Thank you, sir, and goodbye. 1439 01:45:17,640 --> 01:45:19,551 [Door Closes] 1440 01:45:45,168 --> 01:45:47,078 I beg your pardon, uh- 1441 01:45:48,004 --> 01:45:50,413 [Gasps] 1442 01:45:53,051 --> 01:45:55,008 Sandy! 1443 01:45:56,262 --> 01:45:58,173 How did you know my name? 1444 01:45:58,264 --> 01:46:00,673 I'm glad you asked me. 1445 01:46:00,767 --> 01:46:02,594 Won't you sit down? 1446 01:46:02,685 --> 01:46:05,438 This may take a little time. 1447 01:46:22,330 --> 01:46:24,536 ♪ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho ♪♪ 113182