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Previously on "Future Man"...
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Earth is dying.
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Luc... luc... luckky for us,
the Solar System gave us
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a spare planet right next door.
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And I'm gonna be
the first b-b-boy on MARS:
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Hey, Jimmy.
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You excited about the MARS launch?
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You bet, Stu.
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Check out the new suit.
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First boy on MARS!
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MARS actually stands for
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Mankind's Automated Reality System.
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That's where I took you today.
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- Will you come with me?
- Sure.
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Stu sees humanity as a problem.
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This is his solution.
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The subject must always
enter the system willingly.
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Anyone who refuses to go to MARS
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gets killed by this.
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He has 12 million of these.
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I'm Stu's poison pill.
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He's afraid of me.
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If my brain is uploaded,
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I can crash the whole system.
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Stu. Stu, are you okay?
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You wanna live or die?
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Who are you?
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I'm Achilles.
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Hey, hey, hey, take it easy.
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Take it easy. It's okay.
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Take it slow.
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Things took a turn for
the unexpected last night.
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The Pointed Circle hit us.
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They have some kind of weapon,
I don't know what.
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But if that's the best they've got,
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I'm still standing.
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You, on the other hand,
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wound up on your back,
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courtesy of Wolf and Joosh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, they turned on you
something fierce.
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And I understand that feeling
of hurt and betrayal
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you have right now, because Ty-Anne
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turned on me something fierce.
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Why is it always the people
closest to you
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that hurt you the most?
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Ty-Anne.
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She must have hit you
with the Span-quilizer.
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Ty-Anne was too lazy to learn Spanish
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when she did her semester
abroad at Barcelona
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so I formulated a serum
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that bypasses your
ventral and dorsal pathways
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and implants the language
instantaneously.
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She hit you with an immersion dose.
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That's a doozy.
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You're only going to be able
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to speak high Castilian
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for the next couple hours.
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On the plus side,
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once it wears off
you'll be functionally fluent.
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Your guess is as good as mine.
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Ignorance? Jealousy?
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Some part of themselves
that doesn't truly
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want to be happy?
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Living in the NAG does
strange things to people.
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Try not to be too mad at them.
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Anger is the lobster trap of emotions.
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Very easy to get into,
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impossible to get out.
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No. They took their shot.
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And they failed.
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If they know what's good for them,
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they're probably hiding out
in cannibal country by now.
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No.
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Nothing stops this launch.
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I'm sorry you had
to find it out this way,
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but this is where you belong.
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- Sí.
- Sí.
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Sí.
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Sí.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www. addic7ed. com
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There's only one way
to the upload machine
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but it ain't gonna be easy, kiddos.
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We can use the blind spots
in Stu's surveillance
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to get you pretty close to the hangar,
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but then you're gonna have
to get past the commandos.
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If you manage to do that, once inside,
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you're gonna have to beat
the facial recognition scanner,
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which you better believe
is gonna be on the lookout
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for your adorable little mug.
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- Are these glued on, or...
- No. Okay, no.
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I touch. You don't.
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Okay, I mean, look.
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If you're gonna be in my ear
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guiding me through the blind spots,
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I think we'll be just fine.
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What about the commandos
and the scanner?
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That's a big wrinkle.
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Oh.
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Don't you worry about that.
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I got that wrinkle so ironed out
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it's like a smooth piece of silk.
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Okay.
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You can't really iron silk.
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It will destroy it.
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You're not even good at the metaphors.
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If you get to the upload machine,
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you're 100% gonna die.
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Yeah, yeah, no, I got it, okay?
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I bring news,
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of the bad kind.
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The NAG is gearing up
for an all-out war.
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The commandos that
Stu sent to abduct Jesus...
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It's Josh.
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It's just Josh now.
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I mean, we know Jesus
does his own thing.
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I do my thing, it's...
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it's fine, go ahead.
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They're calling it an act of war,
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a violation of the armistice.
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They're being whipped
into a frenzy as we speak.
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Oof. I know how easy that is.
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Wait, wouldn't that be a good thing?
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I mean, an all-out attack on the Mons,
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that would definitely, like,
disrupt the launch.
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No. It'll just trigger the kill-bots.
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Stu will slaughter everyone.
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He'd do that just because
his plan didn't go perfectly?
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Oh, yeah.
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Stu's super petty that way.
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Try growing up with it.
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Then someone needs to talk
the NAG out of it.
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Me being that someone.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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I don't even think you're
welcome inside the NAG.
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I'm not, but,
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I convinced them to follow me once.
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Perhaps I can do it again.
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They are extremely sway-able.
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But, then again,
they are wildly unpredictable
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and have been prone to murdering those
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who have done far less, so
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it's a tough call.
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I've done a lot of wrong
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since I've been here, Achilles.
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Just give me this one chance
to do something right.
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Um...
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you know I don't command you.
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But I wish you would.
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Wow.
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Someone looks G to the O to the R
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to the G to the E to the O again
to the U to the S.
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I know I could have picked
a shorter word
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but nothing else would do you justice.
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Gracias. Thanks.
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Thanks.
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Oh, thank God.
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That would have gotten
so annoying so fast.
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Stu sent me to see if you need anything.
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See if you have any questions, concerns.
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Make sure your feet are toasty.
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Men don't always get it, but we do.
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We're just a couple of... human ladies
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talking lady stuff.
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Lady to lady.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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Just call me your lady-in-waiting.
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Okay, lady. So...
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This?
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This on right? Do I have this on right?
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You've, it's...
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the cerebral port, and you've actually
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got it on backwards, it's just, uh...
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it's a tricky, just a scooch,
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just a... a... oh,
it looks like you got it.
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Splendido.
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So how you feeling?
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Nervous? Excited?
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Because, you know, the whole deal is
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you gotta want it.
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If you're not feeling it,
the upload machine knows.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm feeling it.
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Speak now, or...
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spend eternity in the frozen void.
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Okay, is this where the needle goes?
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It's not really a needle.
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It's more just a little... little...
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Nah, you can call it a needle.
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You could call it
a fucking jabby death pointer
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for all I care.
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Well, then, yes,
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that's where
the jabby death pointer goes.
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Base of the skull.
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It's one of my favorite soft targets.
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'Cause if you do it right,
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you can make blood come out
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all the holes, just
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- Fun.
- Yeah.
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So no real hang-ups about
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shuffling off the old mortal coil?
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Eh... no, well, you know,
I have one question.
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What happens to, uh, all this,
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the, you know, the shell,
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when we... upload?
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Let's not dwell on the shell.
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Chopped up?
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Straight ocean dump? Acid baths?
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What are we... what are we
looking to get into here?
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Well, if you really wanna know,
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our bodies will be
tastefully incinerated.
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Oh, phew, okay, 'cause
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I thought you were
gonna say mass graves.
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And here's the problem with mass graves
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is that those corpses,
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they always find their way
to the Earth's surface
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no matter how deep you dig.
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Right.
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Yeah, no, we wouldn't want that.
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So you're good.
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Never been better.
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N-A-G! N-A-G!
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What do we want?
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Their blood!
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How are we gonna get it?
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Stab them!
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Oh, Pump.
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Why'd you have to go and do
that to your beautiful head?
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Destroy them!
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Don't do it, Pump.
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- You're a wheel-maker...
- It's face pirate.
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Not a war-maker.
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Hey, that's fake Torque.
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Look who was gone
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and now has come back.
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Seize him!
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- We're really going.
- Yeah.
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Stay tight to that hab unit, soldier.
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One hair to the left and you're made.
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Gotta tell you, Achilles,
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I am loving this suit.
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I feel like I'm like, uh, an alternate
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for the Jamaican bobsled team.
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Not gonna lie, though,
this is a little...
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little tight in the crotchal region.
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Real, real vacuum seal on
the ol' frank and beans, but...
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Yeah, so let's just
keep this channel open
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for essential communication, copy?
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Copy that and I will comply.
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So right there
you just had to say "copy."
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No other words necessary.
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Running, running, running,
running, running,
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- running, running, running...
- Oh, God.
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And... I'm in position.
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This is as far as we can take you.
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You've still got to get past
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the facial recognition scanner.
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Here goes nothing.
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Who are you talking to?
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Nobody, I'm just trying to...
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I'm trying to psyche myself up.
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Oh, God.
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The fate of humanity, okay.
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Oh, this is gonna suck.
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And it was this face pirate
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who stole my octocycle!
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Two more cranks of the Justice Wheel
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for this usurper, please.
268
00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:19,144
I guess I kind of deserve this.
269
00:11:21,191 --> 00:11:25,783
Break him! Break him!
Break him! Break him!
270
00:11:31,336 --> 00:11:33,339
Greetings, Mons dwellers.
271
00:11:35,553 --> 00:11:39,560
Or should I say MARS dwellers?
272
00:11:45,239 --> 00:11:49,622
Today is an historic day for humanity.
273
00:11:49,623 --> 00:11:53,337
Our future awaits
through these very doors.
274
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,007
Once inside,
275
00:11:55,008 --> 00:11:58,890
spacecraft will transport you
to a new world.
276
00:11:58,891 --> 00:12:01,854
A world of boundless potential.
277
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,652
A world free
from the limitations of life
278
00:12:04,653 --> 00:12:06,573
- on this dying planet.
- Don't look at me.
279
00:12:06,574 --> 00:12:09,662
It's not pretty. I'm a monster.
280
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,331
Move!
281
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,509
Medical emergency.
282
00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,266
Thank you.
283
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,605
You are going to enter the hangar.
284
00:12:22,606 --> 00:12:24,984
Once you make it through
the queue to the antechamber,
285
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:27,447
you will be issued with your very own
286
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:29,326
space helmets!
287
00:12:31,957 --> 00:12:33,668
Oh, pardon, pardon.
288
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,129
You're doing great.
289
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,799
This is gonna work.
290
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,595
I knew it would.
291
00:12:38,596 --> 00:12:42,060
And finally, 40 cranks
292
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:45,316
for the biggest crime of all:
293
00:12:45,317 --> 00:12:48,072
breaking my heart!
294
00:12:48,073 --> 00:12:49,742
Wait, wait, wait. Wait!
295
00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:52,455
Just hear me out, and...
296
00:12:52,456 --> 00:12:54,543
I don't know.
297
00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:58,300
Turn me right side up.
298
00:12:58,301 --> 00:12:59,804
Sideways.
299
00:12:59,805 --> 00:13:02,810
I'll permit the usurper to be sideways.
300
00:13:07,444 --> 00:13:09,782
Thank you, Your Magnificence.
301
00:13:09,783 --> 00:13:12,996
And great work on this...
302
00:13:12,997 --> 00:13:15,836
extremely painful wheel.
303
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,090
Masterful use of pulleys.
304
00:13:18,091 --> 00:13:20,469
- Yeah.
- You noticed?
305
00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:21,848
It was a collection of ideas
306
00:13:21,849 --> 00:13:23,225
and I brought them together.
307
00:13:23,226 --> 00:13:25,187
Trial and error. There was a lot to it.
308
00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:26,524
It's not just like,
"Whoa, there's the wheel,"
309
00:13:26,525 --> 00:13:27,526
and it's done.
310
00:13:27,527 --> 00:13:30,406
People of the NAG!
311
00:13:30,407 --> 00:13:32,285
Torque Wheelmaker is dead.
312
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,751
He died trying to protect you.
313
00:13:35,752 --> 00:13:37,546
He was a part of a resistance
314
00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:40,342
which even now is fighting
to save your lives.
315
00:13:40,343 --> 00:13:43,348
No, not from climate change.
316
00:13:43,349 --> 00:13:45,937
We all know that's a filthy lie.
317
00:13:45,938 --> 00:13:49,110
But from a very real threat.
318
00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,572
Killer robots!
319
00:13:50,573 --> 00:13:52,408
No. Bullshit.
320
00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:56,959
You will then be de-toxified
321
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,130
for our clean journey to the stars.
322
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,009
Oh, shit.
323
00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:02,679
We will be taking none of Earth's
324
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,224
- dangerous organisms with us.
- Looking good!
325
00:14:04,225 --> 00:14:06,478
Get ready to travel
to a brave new world.
326
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,065
Once cleansed of your filthy microbe,
327
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:09,735
you will be pure and ready...
328
00:14:09,736 --> 00:14:11,321
Bet you're dying to get in there, huh?
329
00:14:11,322 --> 00:14:13,033
For the next phase in human evolution.
330
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:15,079
Yeah, yeah, you'll get it
once you get in there.
331
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,166
You will be pioneers
332
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,337
fulfilling a manifest destiny
333
00:14:19,338 --> 00:14:22,218
previously unimaginable
to the human mind.
334
00:14:22,219 --> 00:14:23,888
No, couldn't be.
335
00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:25,057
And, uh, there's also
336
00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:26,727
an all-you-can-eat taco bar
337
00:14:26,728 --> 00:14:28,397
on every spacecraft.
338
00:14:30,318 --> 00:14:31,988
Wow, yeah, tacos.
339
00:14:31,989 --> 00:14:33,658
There's a taco bar!
340
00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:39,962
There is someone I would
very, very much like
341
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,551
to formally introduce you to.
342
00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:46,391
Here she is now,
343
00:14:46,392 --> 00:14:48,478
my girlfriend!
344
00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:52,194
Okay.
345
00:14:57,582 --> 00:14:59,668
The evil robot emperor Stu
346
00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:01,756
will unleash his killing machines
347
00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:04,511
if you attack the Mons.
348
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:08,060
Your sticks, that garbage can lid,
349
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:10,356
and, uh, you, with the colander.
350
00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:12,653
As effective as those weapons
351
00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:15,032
might be against a human army,
352
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:17,119
they'll be useless against robots
353
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,792
whose armor plating can resist
354
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,463
even the sharpest of broom handles.
355
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,969
I beg of you.
356
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:27,306
Stand down. Please.
357
00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:31,857
Let Torque's resistance
carry out their plan.
358
00:15:31,858 --> 00:15:34,362
I know... I know it's hard to trust
359
00:15:34,363 --> 00:15:39,038
a convicted face pirate, but...
360
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:44,382
you should know that everything I did
361
00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:47,889
I always did to make this NAG better.
362
00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:51,522
Smarter, and...
363
00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:55,487
more sensible.
364
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,701
More tender.
365
00:16:08,389 --> 00:16:10,935
I'm with Wolf.
366
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:14,526
What...
367
00:16:14,527 --> 00:16:17,406
I'm with Wolf!
368
00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:21,081
I'm with Wolf.
369
00:16:21,082 --> 00:16:23,460
I'm with Wolf!
370
00:16:23,461 --> 00:16:25,632
I'm with Wolf.
371
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:29,138
Six fingers make the hand stronger.
372
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,821
I'm with...
373
00:16:36,822 --> 00:16:39,576
Pump, you fuck!
374
00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:02,288
I told you it'd work.
375
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,749
Yeah, and I still can't believe it did.
376
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,753
But we're not there yet.
377
00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:06,755
Sorry, thank you.
378
00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:08,133
Uh... really?
379
00:17:08,134 --> 00:17:09,928
Sorry. Sorry.
380
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,724
- Excuse me.
- Come on now.
381
00:17:11,725 --> 00:17:13,268
What are you doing?
382
00:17:13,269 --> 00:17:14,646
Uh, you...
383
00:17:14,647 --> 00:17:16,775
you see my face? I need to go in.
384
00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:18,779
Okay, that's... so?
385
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:21,619
I've been waiting
my whole damn life for this.
386
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,246
I...
387
00:17:23,247 --> 00:17:24,541
I don't think you understand, okay?
388
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,085
I need to be first.
389
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:29,091
No, I don't think you understand.
390
00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:31,931
I'm Jimmy fucking McGurgan.
391
00:17:33,309 --> 00:17:35,605
I'm number one on that board.
392
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:37,734
Okay, uh, listen, Jimmy.
393
00:17:37,735 --> 00:17:39,905
Only one person needs to die today.
394
00:17:39,906 --> 00:17:42,159
And that person's gonna be me.
395
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,996
This is way above your pay grade, okay?
396
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:45,165
I'm J1.
397
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,127
I'm J1.
398
00:17:47,128 --> 00:17:48,798
The hell you are, McGurgan.
399
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,843
I'm J1.
400
00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:53,641
Nuh-uh.
401
00:17:53,642 --> 00:17:55,143
Okay, tough guy.
402
00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:56,312
You know what? I'll see you in hell.
403
00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:57,481
You better not be on my ship.
404
00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,526
- All right.
- You freak.
405
00:17:58,527 --> 00:17:59,945
Unbelievable.
406
00:18:18,274 --> 00:18:20,820
Please be seated so we can begin.
407
00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:22,239
About time.
408
00:18:24,286 --> 00:18:25,747
Whoa.
409
00:18:29,254 --> 00:18:31,424
Huh.
410
00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:36,434
Initiating journey to MARS:
411
00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:39,273
Mankind's Automated Reality System.
412
00:18:39,274 --> 00:18:40,275
What's that now?
413
00:18:40,276 --> 00:18:42,989
In three, two, one.
414
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:02,236
Idiot.
415
00:19:03,447 --> 00:19:06,161
Adjust for angioedema.
416
00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:13,968
Joosh?
417
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:16,682
Well, so much for cannibal country.
418
00:19:16,683 --> 00:19:18,184
Should have known he'd never give up.
419
00:19:18,185 --> 00:19:22,778
But why the self-mutilation?
420
00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:27,411
He's the weapon? That's their play?
421
00:19:27,412 --> 00:19:29,666
But why sneak him into the upload?
422
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,127
Quick system check.
423
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,379
Stu!
424
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,591
Stu, it's me! What...
425
00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:46,533
Who's a good boy?
426
00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:47,535
Joosh.
427
00:19:47,536 --> 00:19:49,163
Here?
428
00:19:49,164 --> 00:19:52,169
How are you out of jail
and in my living room?
429
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,756
You open your mouth
one more God damn time
430
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,383
and I'm gonna shove
this holographic boot
431
00:19:55,384 --> 00:19:56,970
down your holographic throat!
432
00:19:58,683 --> 00:20:01,312
Joosh Futturman is my glitch!
433
00:20:01,313 --> 00:20:03,692
I guess they found a weakness.
434
00:20:03,693 --> 00:20:05,195
My humanity.
435
00:20:05,196 --> 00:20:08,284
I guess somewhere within
my human code, or...
436
00:20:08,285 --> 00:20:11,415
or even my subconscious, I'm afraid of
437
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:13,504
Joosh slash Josh Futturman.
438
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,425
That's a huge breakthrough, Stu.
439
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:18,889
I'm proud of you for finally
being able to admit it.
440
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:21,812
It's sweet that you hung onto
the whole being human thing
441
00:20:21,813 --> 00:20:23,273
for as long as you did, but,
442
00:20:23,274 --> 00:20:26,613
let's be honest, you've outgrown it.
443
00:20:26,614 --> 00:20:28,283
- Patch it?
- Patch it!
444
00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:30,788
- I think I'm gonna patch it.
- Patch what?
445
00:20:30,789 --> 00:20:32,416
A little bug in my programming.
446
00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:33,627
The Pointed Circle must have
been poking around
447
00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,213
in my system and found it.
448
00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:37,009
I feel so violated.
449
00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:38,512
Somehow your former friends
450
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:40,015
figured out a weakness in my code.
451
00:20:40,016 --> 00:20:42,185
Oh, Stu. Look, I'm sorry.
452
00:20:42,186 --> 00:20:44,858
- I should have...
- Done nothing differently.
453
00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:47,112
You are perfect just the way you are.
454
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,616
Never change.
455
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,506
Here's what I'm gonna do.
456
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:57,508
I'm gonna shut myself down really quick.
457
00:20:57,509 --> 00:20:59,136
I'm gonna fix it.
458
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,140
And then, because I know
you want to see him suffer
459
00:21:01,141 --> 00:21:02,476
just as much as I do,
460
00:21:02,477 --> 00:21:03,854
I'm gonna upload him anyway
461
00:21:03,855 --> 00:21:06,818
and torture him for all eternity.
462
00:21:06,819 --> 00:21:09,991
Wait, you can... you can do that?
463
00:21:09,992 --> 00:21:11,703
Yeah, of course.
464
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,707
It's my system.
465
00:21:20,639 --> 00:21:22,307
But when I was in there,
I controlled everything.
466
00:21:22,308 --> 00:21:24,269
Yeah, because I let you.
467
00:21:24,270 --> 00:21:26,065
I love you.
468
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:27,902
I would do anything for you.
469
00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:30,490
Him, there's no human language
that can describe
470
00:21:30,491 --> 00:21:31,660
what I'm gonna do.
471
00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:33,287
Dante tried,
472
00:21:33,288 --> 00:21:35,417
but trust me, "The Inferno"
is Dave & Buster's
473
00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:36,920
compared to what I can do.
474
00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:45,646
Time to die.
475
00:21:45,647 --> 00:21:47,775
So...
476
00:21:47,776 --> 00:21:50,740
wait, you have complete control over...
477
00:21:50,741 --> 00:21:53,369
everyone and everything in MARS?
478
00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:55,165
Yeah.
479
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:57,670
You think I'm gonna let people
run around willy-nilly?
480
00:21:57,671 --> 00:21:59,841
It'd be chaos without an administrator.
481
00:21:59,842 --> 00:22:02,972
It's my world. I get to decide.
482
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:06,188
Trust me, Tiger. It's for the best.
483
00:22:10,446 --> 00:22:13,034
Please be seated so we can begin.
484
00:22:13,035 --> 00:22:15,539
Already... already seated, robot lady.
485
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:21,008
Ah...
486
00:22:22,763 --> 00:22:24,599
Good people of the Mons!
487
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,022
Before we go any further
with our historic launch,
488
00:22:28,023 --> 00:22:29,609
let us bow our heads
489
00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:32,364
in a moment of silence for the Earth,
490
00:22:32,365 --> 00:22:35,663
the Earth that served us so well
491
00:22:35,664 --> 00:22:38,292
for those many, many years
492
00:22:38,293 --> 00:22:40,756
until we used up all of its resources
493
00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:43,762
and made it permanently uninhabitable.
494
00:22:45,224 --> 00:22:47,520
You were a great mother to us, Earth,
495
00:22:47,521 --> 00:22:53,699
until we outgrew you slash murdered you.
496
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,120
We're so sorry.
497
00:22:56,121 --> 00:22:58,709
And thanks.
498
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,506
Love, humans.
499
00:23:20,879 --> 00:23:23,049
Whoo-ah!
500
00:23:27,141 --> 00:23:28,685
Tiger?
501
00:23:30,815 --> 00:23:33,444
Tiger!
502
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:35,699
Initiating journey to MARS:
503
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:38,371
Mankind's Automated Reality System.
504
00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:41,586
- Cool.
- In three, two, one.
505
00:23:54,738 --> 00:23:57,117
You're making a huge mistake!
506
00:23:57,118 --> 00:24:00,666
Silence, you traitorous Cluster!
507
00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:05,843
There's no spaceship!
508
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:08,890
There's no MARS! It's all lies!
509
00:24:08,891 --> 00:24:10,894
No! Come back!
510
00:24:10,895 --> 00:24:12,690
What... where are you going?
511
00:24:12,691 --> 00:24:15,236
No! What?
512
00:24:15,237 --> 00:24:16,948
You're my girlfriend!
513
00:24:20,414 --> 00:24:22,835
Up there! On the hill!
514
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:27,052
I don't see any robots!
515
00:24:31,144 --> 00:24:34,316
Get back in line, you shaved apes!
516
00:24:34,317 --> 00:24:36,070
I'm not done with you yet!
517
00:24:36,071 --> 00:24:37,197
Listen to me!
518
00:24:37,198 --> 00:24:39,242
I am your master!
519
00:24:39,243 --> 00:24:40,411
Stu.
520
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:41,873
You're in the lobster trap.
521
00:24:41,874 --> 00:24:42,875
I don't care.
522
00:24:42,876 --> 00:24:44,419
The rubber bands are off,
523
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:47,175
the claws are out,
and I'm feeling pinchy!
524
00:24:47,176 --> 00:24:49,346
You stupid meat sacks.
525
00:24:49,347 --> 00:24:52,728
You could have spent eternity
in paradise with me,
526
00:24:52,729 --> 00:24:54,314
your emperor.
527
00:24:54,315 --> 00:24:57,320
You yearn to be ruled
by a benevolent dictator.
528
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,951
Well, you blew it!
529
00:24:59,952 --> 00:25:01,830
Fuck humanity!
530
00:25:01,831 --> 00:25:04,794
What have we done?
531
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,508
Maybe it won't be so bad.
532
00:25:07,509 --> 00:25:09,386
Release the kill-bots.
533
00:25:27,464 --> 00:25:28,800
Oh.
534
00:25:28,801 --> 00:25:30,930
They have robots.
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