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Barney, did you finish your milk?
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Yes, Ma.
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Have fun playing in the gutter!
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Anchors aweigh!
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It's floating.
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It's still floating!
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This is fun to me.
I love you, paper boat!
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Oh, no!
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Aw...
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Hiya, Barn.
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I'm Krusto, the funniest clown
in the whole wide world.
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Uh, people who have to tell you
they're funny usually aren't.
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Can I get my boat back, sewer clown?
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Why, sure.
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Just reach in and take it.
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Hmm.
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That's right, build the tension.
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Aah!
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Keep the boat! Keep the boat!
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Ow! Ow!
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Don't worry, Barn.
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When a kid goes missing in this town,
we find them.
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Hmm... Mm...
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Sorry, Waylon.
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Hey there, Ruthie.
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How are the little ones?
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Oh, you know kids. Still missin.'
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Ah, they disappear so fast, don't they?
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Hey there, Simpson.
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Super-Intense-Kid Chalmers!
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Look what I traded my dog for.
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Huh?
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Creepy clown, go get help!
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- Hmm?
- Hmm? - Hmm?
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After him!
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Step away from the whimpering coward.
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Time to bring out the big guns.
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Aah!
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It's a fair fight.
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Let's run away!
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Hmm?
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Oh, oh, you're hurt, you poor thing.
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No girl has ever called me
a "thing" before.
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I've seen you guys around.
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You're the school outsiders, aren't you?
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We sure are.
The comic book nerd, the tomboy.
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The scuzz.
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And the one Black kid in all of Maine.
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We call ourselves The Losers Club.
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It's a name we are no longer fighting.
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Ooh.
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We have a first aid kit
in our clubhouse. Come on.
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Um, FYI, new guy.
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I called dibs on Marge
in the second grade.
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Find your own secret knockout
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who doesn't recognize
her own self-worth.
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Sweet clubhouse, right?
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They used it to store
tartar sauce during the war.
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You're all gonna think I'm crazy,
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but when those bullies
were gonna kill me,
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I saw an evil clown.
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I-I've seen the clown, too.
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I was in the bathroom,
uh, painting my nails...
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Hmm?
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Come on, I need water.
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How's about...
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a little seltzer?
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Aah!
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Help!
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He...
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Holy moly,
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bleach your mustache.
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You look like El DeBarge.
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The clown knew my greatest fear:
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drowning in seltzer.
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Mm.
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I saw the clown, too.
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But he came to me as
a ventriloquist dummy.
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- Hey, kid.
- Hmm?
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I went on a date with
your mother last night.
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You might want to check
her for splinters!
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He was implying they made love.
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I was in my bedroom, reading.
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Wanna swap spit?
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Aah!
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Aah!
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I saw him too.
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He came to me as the rotting
corpse of my grandmother
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in a hot tub full of maggots.
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We get it, we get it,
no need for a flashback.
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I bet that evil clown is the one
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who took all the missing kids in town.
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We need to find out
what we're up against.
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Which means doing the
thing we all fear most:
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- homework.
- Aah!
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- Oh God, no.
- But it's summer.
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Your arm is summer lightning.
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Your bravery, the storm.
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Hmm.
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Like a chimp at the zoo,
I'm bananas for you.
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Homer!
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Homer, I found him. In this.
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The clown has been in Kingfield before.
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He's always been here.
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Channel 14 and Fume Champ
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Super-Leaded Gasoline present
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The Yuk-Yuk Hour with Krusto the Clown.
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Hey, hey!
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Thanks for the big hand.
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In 1936 he had a radio hour.
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In 1909, a vaudeville review.
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And in 1882,
he was an emcee for a freak show.
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And the strangest thing is...
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He was never, ever funny.
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He comes back every 27 years.
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And when he does...
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I gorge myself on pre-teens.
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Aah!
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Aah! Oh.
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What's the difference between
a Twinkie and a fat kid?
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I don't feel guilty
when I eat a fat kid.
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Ah...
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Homer, catch!
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Gah! My wattle!
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My beautiful wattle!
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Now I'm really big and scary!
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Temporary setba...
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I don't want to die and
be buried in a kid coffin.
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It costs the same as a regular-sized.
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I overheard my parents pricing 'em.
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Calm down.
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Well, that's my fetish now.
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Look, don't you see?
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We hurt him.
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And if we can hurt him, we can kill him.
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Ooh.
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Oh...
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Hmm?
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"Bananas for you"?
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- Mm?
- Oh!
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That romantic son of a bitch.
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When she reads this,
she'll be his forever.
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Free candy?
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Let's eat it before the clown shows up!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Hey, hey, kids!
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What time is it?
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Time to laugh for Krusto.
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Attack!
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Our whimsical weapons...
they're useless.
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Don't you kids get it?
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I'm completely invinci...
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Whoa!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Wait, I never heard that before.
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Real laughter. That I actually earned.
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Hey, hey, kids, if you like that,
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watch this.
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Hot!
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Eh? Eh?
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He's killing himself for laughs.
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Hey, clown.
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Why don't you eat these?
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Oh! Cherry bombs in the mouth.
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That's a great gag.
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Oh...
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So this is what it
feels like not to bomb.
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Whoa!
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No, you tricked me!
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You're nothing but a bunch of losers.
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And that's all you'll ever be!
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We're not dead.
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Somebody pinch me.
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Somebody slap me.
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A-Any one of youse.
Doesn't-doesn't matter.
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Guys, let's make a pact:
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if the clown comes back in 27 years,
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no matter where we all end up,
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we'll come back home and finish the job.
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Now let's find out if
this water is deep enough
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for jumpin'!
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Uh...
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- Mwah.
- Huh?
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I got your poem.
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I want my first love to be
the boy who wrote those words.
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B-By that, you mean me, of course.
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Kiss me for the rest of the summer.
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Wait, this isn't right.
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I'm the one I wanted Marge
to fall in love with.
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Eh, cheer up, Homer.
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We got our whole lives ahead of us.
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Maybe you guys do.
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I think mine just ended.
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Oh, Marge. Mwah, kissing.
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- This.
- I'm so happy.
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Oh yes.
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Hey,
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that bakery wasn't here this morning.
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Well, there's no kids around.
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Might as well bully adults.
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Hey Pie Man! Gimme a...
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Dude, are you okay?
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Oh, Moleman,
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I can't imagine my life
without you seated next to me
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every night here at D'ohs Tavern.
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You're my best friend.
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I'm cold.
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Hmm?
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One teen was killed
by a pie to the face.
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Another's intestines were
twisted into balloon animals.
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And the last,
choked by a chain of hankies so long,
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police are still pulling it out.
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No, the clown can't be back.
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Unless it's...
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27 years later.
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I got to tell the other Losers
that it's time to come home,
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so we can end this.
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I wonder if their lives
turned out as lousy as mine.
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? Here I am ?
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? Rock you like a hurricane ?
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? Here I am. ?
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Thank you, Las Vegas.
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Yeah, rock and roll.
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Message for you from your old hometown.
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Something about a childhood pact.
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Ah...
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A pact is a pact. I'm on my way.
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Uh, I got to go, guys.
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Oh, here's the instructions
for destroying the asteroid.
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You got this!
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Ten, nine...
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Homer, it's so nice to hear your voice
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after all these years.
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Wow, CEO of your own company.
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You know, I pictured you growing
up to be a softball superstar.
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Aw, you were always so sweet.
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How have you been?
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So good. I practically live on Reddit.
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But did you ever get the feeling
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that we missed our chance?
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I do. I sure wish
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we'd done it 27 years ago.
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Me too! Oh, it's all I think about.
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Oh, you mean kill Krusto.
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Yeah, that would've been good, too.
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Oh, I want to help,
but I'm not sure I can.
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I have responsibilities now.
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- Hi, Mom.
- What up, Big Blue?
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Bert, my little jazz tubist.
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And Lizzie, my special little gal.
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Mom, I got an A-plus on my
Elizabeth Cady Stanton diorama.
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I threw a stink bomb
in the teacher's lounge
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and bike-locked the door.
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Well, I'm so proud
of one of those things.
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Who's Homer Simpson?
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That's a dumb-ass name.
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Really? Our father's name is...
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Comic Book Guy.
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Homer Simpson is someone
we knew back in Kingfield.
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A town we will never set foot in again.
275
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Mm...
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Homer needs us. We're the only ones
277
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who can kill the clown.
278
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,132
We're adults now.
279
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,670
A kid murderer is a kid problem.
280
00:13:55,671 --> 00:13:59,277
What happened to the boy who
admired my bravery so much
281
00:13:59,278 --> 00:14:01,014
he put it in a poem?
282
00:14:01,015 --> 00:14:03,085
B-By that, you mean me, of course.
283
00:14:03,086 --> 00:14:05,156
Well, I am a husband now, and a father.
284
00:14:05,157 --> 00:14:06,993
And I'm-I'm...
285
00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:09,397
- I'm...
- The same little coward...
286
00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:11,702
You always were!
287
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:13,873
Aah!
288
00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:16,111
Marge, I had a dream about him.
289
00:14:16,112 --> 00:14:18,015
He was just as scary as I remember,
290
00:14:18,016 --> 00:14:20,653
but updated for a Gen Z audience.
291
00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:22,557
Honey? Honey?
292
00:14:23,264 --> 00:14:24,626
_
293
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,702
To the Losers.
294
00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,673
The Losers.
295
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:34,080
So, how the hell are we gonna
stop that unkillable clown?
296
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,151
We ain't exactly children no more.
297
00:14:36,152 --> 00:14:38,255
Yeah, but we're still friends.
298
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:40,159
We're still full of childlike wonder.
299
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,929
We're still virgins.
300
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,465
- Eesh.
- Mm...
301
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,806
Yeah, we're still, uh...
302
00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:50,446
Well, whenever I need
to find my courage,
303
00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:54,161
I think of a poem Comic Book Guy
wrote for me when we were kids.
304
00:14:54,196 --> 00:14:55,289
Poem?
305
00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:57,393
It's why I fell in love with him.
306
00:14:58,128 --> 00:14:59,264
Marge, there's something
307
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,501
I have to tell you right now,
308
00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:04,240
because if I wait even
one more second...
309
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:08,348
I'm talking one single second,
just one...
310
00:15:08,349 --> 00:15:10,352
something might happen
that will make me not...
311
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:12,123
Mom!
312
00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:14,227
Oh... be able to tell you.
313
00:15:14,228 --> 00:15:17,333
Kids, no, what are you doing here?
314
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,304
They're here to collect their mother.
315
00:15:19,305 --> 00:15:21,708
Kids, be good and wait in the car.
316
00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:25,449
Mommy and Daddy have some
grown-up yelling to discuss.
317
00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:28,789
Mom and Dad's hometown sure sucks.
318
00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:32,730
Misspelled pet cemetery,
Salem's parking lot,
319
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:37,206
mysterious antique store
that charges by the soul.
320
00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:38,977
What the hell are you watching?
321
00:15:38,978 --> 00:15:40,513
Oh...
322
00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:43,652
Wake up! We barely escaped last time.
323
00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:46,959
Why risk our lives now when
we have so much to lose?
324
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,228
Present Homers excluded.
325
00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:54,474
Hope you Losers weren't
thinking of leaving just yet.
326
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:58,215
Not without seeing my
new star attraction.
327
00:15:58,216 --> 00:15:59,517
Help, Mom!
328
00:15:59,518 --> 00:16:02,723
Dad, get your fat ass down here!
329
00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:03,725
No!
330
00:16:08,247 --> 00:16:09,771
Our kids!
331
00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:11,041
Our phones.
332
00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:13,112
Now it's personal.
333
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,718
Just like it always was.
334
00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:24,835
I smell thousand-year-old flop sweat.
335
00:16:24,836 --> 00:16:26,471
We must be close.
336
00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:30,312
- Finally!
- Mom, Dad!
337
00:16:30,313 --> 00:16:31,381
Up here!
338
00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:34,254
Kids! Oh...
339
00:16:34,255 --> 00:16:35,523
Aah!
340
00:16:35,524 --> 00:16:39,130
Well, well. If it isn't the Losers.
341
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,537
Say hello to my studio audience.
342
00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:44,942
_
343
00:16:50,252 --> 00:16:53,759
There's no laughter
like forced laughter.
344
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,498
We're not afraid of you anymore, clown.
345
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,468
You have no power over us.
346
00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:01,541
He's an astronaut,
she's a seltzer big wig,
347
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,645
and I'm a world-famous,
348
00:17:03,646 --> 00:17:06,251
um, virgin.
349
00:17:06,252 --> 00:17:07,553
Oh, damn it.
350
00:17:07,554 --> 00:17:10,961
The point is we've conquered
our childhood fears.
351
00:17:10,962 --> 00:17:15,202
Ah, but adults have something
much tastier than fears.
352
00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:16,438
Anxieties.
353
00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:18,509
Millions of tiny,
354
00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:21,281
delicious anxieties.
355
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,521
Oh!
356
00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:25,522
_
357
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,163
You know what I'm thankful for?
358
00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:32,770
The filibuster. Let's talk about it.
359
00:17:32,771 --> 00:17:33,806
Aah!
360
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:37,915
But you... you've got something
361
00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:40,452
worth worrying about.
362
00:17:40,453 --> 00:17:42,356
Why don't I tell Marge
363
00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:44,394
you put your name on the poem
364
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:46,765
that won her heart, eh?
365
00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:51,408
No, no, please.
366
00:17:51,409 --> 00:17:53,345
It-it wasn't you?
367
00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:56,418
I tried to tell you, just not very hard.
368
00:17:56,419 --> 00:17:58,689
My life is a lie.
369
00:17:58,690 --> 00:17:59,992
Oh...
370
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,701
He must get his sinister powers
371
00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:06,906
from his captive audience.
372
00:18:06,907 --> 00:18:08,742
Just like Jimmy Fallon.
373
00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:11,748
You have to destroy the sign!
374
00:18:16,658 --> 00:18:18,562
Only you can do it, Marge.
375
00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,566
Your arm is summer lightning.
376
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,403
Your bravery, the storm.
377
00:18:22,404 --> 00:18:24,574
You're the chimp in the zoo.
378
00:18:24,575 --> 00:18:27,546
And I'm still bananas for you.
379
00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:30,519
Now, throw, throw!
380
00:18:31,721 --> 00:18:33,258
Hmm?
381
00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:35,095
Ah...
382
00:18:43,378 --> 00:18:44,949
No!
383
00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:50,994
Why were we laughing?
384
00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:52,596
This show sucks.
385
00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:53,900
Let's go up to heaven
386
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:56,671
and bask in the glory
of God's stupid love.
387
00:19:00,045 --> 00:19:01,748
My audience! No!
388
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,087
It took me years to grow them.
389
00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:06,157
Eh?
390
00:19:06,158 --> 00:19:08,462
Aah! Oh... Oh!
391
00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:11,067
I can't start over! Oh!
392
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,403
What would that even look like?
393
00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:16,812
Dancing for followers on TikTok?
394
00:19:17,747 --> 00:19:20,753
I haven't written a joke since 1647.
395
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:24,325
Aah! And that material has not...
396
00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:25,930
aged...
397
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,101
well. Oh...
398
00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:30,974
I blame cancel culture.
399
00:19:33,412 --> 00:19:36,084
You were finally brave.
400
00:19:36,085 --> 00:19:39,892
Does this make up for lying
to you all these years?
401
00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:41,461
Oh, honey.
402
00:19:41,462 --> 00:19:43,265
Of course not.
403
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,935
No, I get it.
404
00:19:46,504 --> 00:19:48,208
Mm...
405
00:19:49,243 --> 00:19:50,814
Growing up isn't easy.
406
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,485
The traumas we lived as
kids can haunt us forever,
407
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:56,157
lurking in the corners of our mind.
408
00:19:56,158 --> 00:19:57,593
We can't undo the harm,
409
00:19:57,594 --> 00:19:59,998
but with a little help,
we can survive it.
410
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:04,507
And live the life we
were always meant to.
411
00:20:06,077 --> 00:20:09,250
The humans have vanquished
our thousand-year-old clown,
412
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,757
but surely they will be no
match for our next nightmare...
413
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:15,830
a Saint Bernard with rabies.
414
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:17,233
Mm...
415
00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:18,735
An angry car?
416
00:20:18,736 --> 00:20:21,876
Put that in the "maybe" pile.
417
00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:25,115
How about a prom that
goes seriously wrong?
418
00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:27,686
Haunted hotel?
419
00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:29,390
What about some Tommyknockers?
420
00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:31,261
Those sound scary.
421
00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:33,833
Yes, yes!
422
00:20:36,371 --> 00:20:39,544
- Tommyknockers.
- Tommyknockers.
423
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:45,055
- Tommyknockers.
- Tommyknockers.
424
00:21:35,226 --> 00:21:38,112
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