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? Somewhere up there ?
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? Beyond the blue ?
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? There's love ?
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? For me ?
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- ? And you. ?
- Ah...!
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Oh, my gosh!
It's what you thought I always wanted!
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I do like when you have a regimen.
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Oh.
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I can feel myself getting
hotter than the other moms.
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And my husband can increase
the incline from the app.
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- _
- I've never been happier.
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I'm back to my sixth-grade weight!
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Pedalon. Because a great marriage
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is a bike that goes nowhere.
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Why, you...
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You know, Homie,
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an exercise bike would be
good for someone like me
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who can barely leave the house.
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And my birthday's coming up.
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An exercise bike?
Why would you want that,
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instead of getting locked
into a gym membership
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you could never use and can't cancel?
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Oh, never mind.
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Just once I'd like to
get something I want.
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I'll get her the damn bike
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and anything else the TV says.
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Why, you...
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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One wife bike, please.
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Excellent choice, sir.
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Our starter model goes for $1,500.
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$1,500?!
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Don't worry.
We do have an installment plan.
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$40 a month for...
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...months.
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That's better.
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And at 60 bucks for the classes...
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- What the...?
- ...25 for the matching water bottle...
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- That's crazy.
- ...and it's 125 for the special shoes.
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Fine, I'll take the shoes.
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Good choice.
Regular laces or deluxe?
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- Regular.
- The regular cost more.
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And now for the birthday elf
to work his silent magic.
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Why did I say "I'll take it from here"?
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Why do I always want to impress?
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I got it from here, guys.
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No. I'll take me from here.
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Oh, God!
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Assembling your bike couldn't be easier.
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Step one,
get your 10,000 SPM pneumatic jigsaw.
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My what?
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Difficult. Complicated.
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Obscenely hard.
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Congratulations.
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You've opened the box.
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Now, we begin.
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Son, I'm trapped.
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There must be a way to
get out of this gift!
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Love you, Dad. Mwah.
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Surprise!
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It's wonderful, Homie!
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And there's one thing left I can do.
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- I'll fix that.
- Just stop.
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Okay.
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"Step one, create a unique username."
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Ooh, now, he looks like fun.
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What's up, Pedalon family?
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My name is Jesse, and I care about you.
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All of you. Except
for the woman on the bottom left.
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Your credit card was declined.
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Repo men are on the way!
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No...!
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Now let's ride.
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Oh, boy.
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You got this, ScaredToGoToGym!
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Way to be, EndorphinAnnie!
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And that is the end!
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Of warm-up. Let's look alive!
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I can't.
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I can't do it.
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Don't you give up, MrsMargeSimpson!
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You're talking to me.
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Yes, I am, MrsMargeSimpson,
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and I believe in you!
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Oh, my God.
A positive online interaction.
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Can you believe it, Alexa?
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I'm on my break.
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And cross that finish line.
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To quote a personal hero of mine,
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Mr. Nelson Mandela,
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it always seems impossible
until it is done.
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I prefer to believe that he
was talking about riding a bike
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in your living room.
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Peace out!
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Is something wrong, Mom?
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You didn't get the mail today.
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What's this?
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Lisa, I'm in cool-down mode.
Can it wait?
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I don't want jelly legs.
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Mmm. Jelly legs.
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It's a jury summons,
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in my name!
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Ignore it. When you're my age,
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the last thing you want to
do is stay still in a box.
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Yeah, I mean, obviously,
it's for another Lisa Simpson.
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It says if I throw it away,
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there's six months in prison!
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Um, is that vegan?
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Vegan? No way.
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This is prison.
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It's vegetarian.
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Honey, you got the triple "H"!
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Homer, home and hungry!
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Can't talk now.
Jesse is freestyle rapping.
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? It's only the first inning,
heart beating, no retreating ?
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? Time, it is fleeting ?
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- When are we eating?
- 6:00 p.m. No cheating!
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? I'm Hamilton on a bike,
Hamilton on a bike, y'all ?
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? You drop the LBs while
I drop the mic, y'all! ?
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Yeah!
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Oh...
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Ooh, a high four!
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Marge, sweetie,
what does that bike give you
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that feeding me doesn't?
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Encouragement.
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MrsMargeSimpson,
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that is one beauteous gluteus!
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I'll put a stop to this here and now.
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Backup battery activated!
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And Marge Simpson is
my biker of the week.
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Stupid Peloton!
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I mean, Pedalon!
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Uh, you know what I mean!
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Ah...
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MrsMargeSimpson, we're gonna play "Taps"
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because you killed it today.
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And riding to "Taps."
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And a one, and a two, and a go!
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Marge, you've been sitting
on that thing all day.
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Why don't you take a walk?
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Get a little exercise.
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Wait a minute, "Marge in Charge"?
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What happened to Mrs. Marge Simpson?
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I'm just getting tired
of the same old things.
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Like my last name?
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That was my gift to you at our wedding.
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It's just a user name.
You're overreacting.
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Oh, am I?
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Am I overreacting to my wife
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being taken in by a cult?
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It's not a cult.
It's just a group of people
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improving their lives, paying money,
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and slavishly following
a charismatic leader.
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Ah. Boy, do I love
drinking that Kool-Aid.
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Um, excuse me, there's been a mistake.
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Yeah, that's what they all say.
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No, really. I should not be on a jury.
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Well, no one wants to be on a jury.
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But I have a valid excuse. I'm...
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Ugh, I'm so sick of this.
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People say their work is too important,
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or they have a vacation planned,
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or they hate cops, or they love cops,
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or they're secretly eight years old.
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But I am only eight years old.
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Just ignore that magazine,
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and please take a good look at me.
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What eight-year-old wears pearls?
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You're being non-responsive
and borderline fascist.
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So you claim you're eight years old,
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and you're using language like that?
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Excuse denied! Get out of my face.
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- One, two, one, two, one...
- Marge, Marge. Marge!
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- Ah!
- You were pedaling in your sleep.
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Good. Good.
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Jesse says the only
bad workout is the one
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that doesn't happen.
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You brought Jesse into our bedroom.
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Oh, sweetie, don't worry.
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Yes, I may dream about him,
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spend most of my day with him,
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use up half our
disposable income on him.
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But I'm married to you, Jesse.
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Homer! Homer, Homer.
I'm married to Homer.
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Now, let's get to Jesse. Sleep. Sleep.
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Homer. Oh... Mmm.
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Okay.
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- What is that?
- Uh, it's a Pedalon pillow scent.
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What's it called?
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Um, "Sweat Dreams, by Jesse."
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Fine. I'm going to Moe's.
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Where the only exercise
you get is lifting a mug.
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Sometimes Moe helps with that, too.
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That's my big boy. Only five more to go.
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That's my little drinker.
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Aww.
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Homer, what gives? It's only Tuesday,
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and you're drinking
like it's a Thursday.
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I got nothing to go home to except
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except my incredibly fit wife.
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I think she has a thing
for her ride instructor.
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Eh, don't worry.
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Those guys are losers in real life.
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Let me check out what they make.
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$500,000?
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I wish I was a ride instructor.
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Yeah, me, too.
Except for the bike riding,
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and saying encouraging things.
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And I'm not allowed to
appear on the Internet
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without a big dot in front of my face.
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Wow, that is an improvement.
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Sure is gonna be hard
to go back to "No-Dot" Moe.
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Just for that, I'll turn on
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- the really harsh lighting.
- Turn it off.
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Why can't she be happy
with the other instructors?
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Like Vivica, or Jen S. Or even Jen R.?
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Why always Jesse?
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Oh, did you say Jesse?
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- Jesse of Pedalon?
- You guys know him?
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He is a damnation.
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Hey, you kiss your cross
with that mouth?
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I know what I said.
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I could do laps in his deep blue eyes,
that jerk.
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Would you listen to yourselves?
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Complaining that your wives
found a healthy hobby.
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I'm ashamed to be drinking
till 2:00 a.m. with all of youse.
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All rise for juror selection.
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She looks understanding.
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Christmas gift.
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Now, listen here.
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Jurors will only be released
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for the most serious of reasons.
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Tell you what,
if you get me out of this,
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we could have coffee.
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Your Honor, we should both be excused.
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As a newsman who's seen too much,
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I can't possibly be objective.
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What about her?
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- She's my plus-one.
- Aww.
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Do you have any objections
to losing these... jurors?
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Ah, well,
they're the only jurors I like.
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Oh, boy. Aw, geez.
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Don't type that part.
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And don't type the part where I said,
"Don't type that part."
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Ah, she's typing it.
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You know,
I think I'm gonna win this case.
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Oh, now she stops typing.
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Jurors six and eight are excused.
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This place makes no sense.
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You're telling me?
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I'm on this jury while I am
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simultaneously in prison.
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Personal best, WineMomNoMore.
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Big deal, the instructor talks to you.
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Marge in Charge.
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That's me, that's me, that's me.
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I'd like to see you after class.
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Meet me in the...
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Cool Down Lounge.
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Hmm?
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Marge, I've been watching you,
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and I would like to invite you
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for a private ride.
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A personal experience, you and me alone.
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The world is our bike lane.
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You mean the two of
us in the same place?
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Oh, no. God, no. No.
275
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The same way we've always done it.
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You on your bike and me on mine.
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My motives are pure. Ha.
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Well, Marge?
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? Just the two of us ?
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? We can make it if we try ?
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This makes me feel a little odd,
282
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but again, the only bad workout
283
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is the one you don't do.
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You got that right.
285
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I thought I shut this off.
286
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,532
Uh,
there's a five minute "secret listen."
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Y-You have to opt out.
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Here we go.
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You've got something to say, say it.
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Nap time.
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00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,206
And when you found the
victim lying carved up
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like a spiral-cut ham,
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you took this photo.
294
00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:34,045
Yeah, but see how I got the full moon
295
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,031
reflecting in the pool of blood?
296
00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:37,957
And that's just using the iPhone 10,
297
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,977
not the good one. Amazing.
298
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,627
Can you believe this?
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Longest Judge Judy I've ever seen.
300
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This is not a TV show,
301
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and we are not a studio audience.
302
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:52,638
And little jurors should
be seen and not heard.
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_
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Welcome to the Private Ride.
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Just you and your instructor.
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We'll just send that to voice mail.
307
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That means thank you for joining me.
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Today our pedal odyssey will take us on
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- the Great Wall of China.
- _
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So sit back, enjoy,
and...
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That means remember to hydrate.
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00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,925
Behold the wonders of China.
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Bitcoin mines,
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forced labor camps where
children make smartphones,
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and romance.
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00:15:45,435 --> 00:15:47,711
Marge, I know
we've had a tough few weeks,
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but I'm really gonna
make an effort to be good
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till you're not mad.
319
00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:53,216
Then I'll go back to the way I was.
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00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:54,959
That's it, feel the burn.
321
00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:57,304
Feel you, feel me.
322
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:02,041
Let's take him down.
323
00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:03,618
You got to be more specific, Homer.
324
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,729
We hate lots of guys in this bar.
325
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,214
I know who he means. Jesse.
326
00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:09,549
If we did have sex,
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my wife would be thinking of him.
328
00:16:11,795 --> 00:16:14,629
And hypothetically, I'd be furious.
329
00:16:14,631 --> 00:16:17,056
When that guy tried to steal Marge,
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he woke the wrong sleeping fatso.
331
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:22,320
I just have to find him.
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I can tell you where he is.
333
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,248
What? How?
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00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,524
You know how the Church says
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00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:29,068
we don't share any information?
336
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:31,996
It's a lie.
Google bought us six years ago,
337
00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:34,407
so here you are.
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00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:38,929
I'm gonna put a foot-shaped
dent in his beautiful ass.
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00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,080
Defense, closing statement.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
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consider everything you've seen,
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and beyond a shadow of a doubt,
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you will vote guilty.
344
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,090
You're the not guilty guy.
345
00:16:51,092 --> 00:16:52,943
Uh, wha-what?
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00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,336
Gol-dang it.
347
00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:56,338
Now, if there are
no further statements...
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00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,763
I have a statement.
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00:16:57,765 --> 00:16:59,265
This is highly irregular,
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00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:01,343
but I'm very bored, so I'll allow it.
351
00:17:01,345 --> 00:17:03,954
Thank you.
I didn't want to be on this jury.
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00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,438
I didn't think I was mature enough
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00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,106
to decide a criminal case.
354
00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:10,352
But after seeing the nonsense
that goes on in this courtroom,
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00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:12,687
well, you should be ashamed.
356
00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:15,298
And, Your Honor, I find you guilty
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00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,526
of criminal indifference
and playing Wordle
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00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:19,952
on the bench.
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00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:22,547
"Bench." That's what it is.
360
00:17:22,549 --> 00:17:25,049
Ah, juror number six. Lisa Simpson.
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00:17:25,051 --> 00:17:26,309
Yes, Judge?
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00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:29,128
I find you in contempt of court.
363
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,796
Bailiff, take her away.
364
00:17:31,179 --> 00:17:33,920
Now the forewoman is gonna
be the Crazy Cat Lady.
365
00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:35,418
I want to take a vote.
366
00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:36,985
No, too soon! Take a vote...
367
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:40,448
Kitty's going to... What was it?
Guilty, guilty.
368
00:17:42,569 --> 00:17:45,874
And that leaves 11 jurors.
It's a mistrial.
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00:17:45,909 --> 00:17:47,408
The defendant can go free.
370
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:52,376
Uh, excuse me, private riders,
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00:17:52,378 --> 00:17:53,970
I have a guy at the door.
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00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,196
Yes, may I help you?
373
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,813
You like that? You like that, fatty?
374
00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:06,541
Okay, so when strangling a man,
don't just
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00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,818
use your arms, people, engage that core.
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00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,321
Engage. Engage.
377
00:18:12,072 --> 00:18:15,307
I'll die as I lived...
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00:18:15,309 --> 00:18:17,327
failing and sweaty.
379
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,662
Let him go. Let him go.
380
00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:21,748
Oh, I've got to save Homie.
381
00:18:26,062 --> 00:18:27,712
Damn it!
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00:18:32,235 --> 00:18:35,403
Oh, it's so hard to ride
without a screen to look at.
383
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,998
Muscle memory. Muscle memory.
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00:18:45,765 --> 00:18:47,023
Cool.
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00:18:55,775 --> 00:18:57,992
Whoa!
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00:19:03,858 --> 00:19:05,449
Aw, screw it.
387
00:19:07,266 --> 00:19:09,028
Whoa, was that your mom?
388
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:11,773
In a million years my mom
would not be that cool.
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00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,383
Bart, be home by 6:00.
390
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,409
Well, if it's not your mom,
391
00:19:15,411 --> 00:19:17,295
she stole her catchphrase.
392
00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:26,563
You're having a thing with my wife.
393
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,898
Dude,
she doesn't even know where I live.
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00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,025
You get away from my husband.
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00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,796
I thought you said it
was a private ride.
396
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,739
Well, you should have read
the terms and conditions
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00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:38,741
before you checked "agree," huh?
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00:19:41,395 --> 00:19:43,638
That's enough, bub.
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00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,565
That's it, Marge, work those quads.
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00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,993
I'm tired of men telling me what to do.
401
00:19:57,578 --> 00:20:00,079
Homer, let's go home.
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00:20:00,081 --> 00:20:01,580
Be sure to rate your ride,
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00:20:01,582 --> 00:20:03,766
and use Jesse32 for special discounts
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00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:05,176
in our online store.
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00:20:05,178 --> 00:20:09,254
Not valid without any other
discount codes.
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00:20:09,256 --> 00:20:12,108
Once again I have to
thank you for saving me
407
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,259
when I failed at saving you.
408
00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:17,672
? Just the two of us ?
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00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,765
? We can make it if we try ?
410
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,618
? Just the two of us ?
411
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:24,695
? Just the two of us ?
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00:20:24,697 --> 00:20:26,623
? Just the two of us ?
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00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:30,109
- ? Building castles in the sky ?
- _
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00:20:30,111 --> 00:20:32,128
? Just the two of us ?
415
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,464
? You and I. ?
416
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,860
Is that my bike?
417
00:20:50,223 --> 00:20:52,464
I'm interested in buying a bike.
418
00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:54,558
Well, you have come to the right place.
419
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,468
I'll take it from here.
420
00:20:57,837 --> 00:20:59,638
I used to make 500 grand a year.
421
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,991
And I used to be king of South Jersey.
422
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:05,495
My big mistake was moving
into Middlesex County.
423
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:08,665
Why did I get so cocky?
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
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00:21:29,929 --> 00:21:31,813
Shh!
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00:21:34,014 --> 00:21:36,883
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