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Once upon a time in the little
village of Avon-on-Calling,
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there were four young men.
There was Mike.
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Hi! I'm Mike, and
I'm the cobbler, heh.
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And Davy.
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Hi, I'm Davy, and
I'm the tailor, a-heh.
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And Micky.
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Hi! I'm Micky, and
I'm the innkeeper.
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And Peter.
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Hi, I'm Peter, and
I'm out of work.
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The reason Peter was out of work
was because of the princess.
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He was so in love with her he
couldn't concentrate on getting a job.
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- Peter, Peter, listen.
- Huh?
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You gotta stop dreaming
about that princess, man;
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she's a high born monarch,
and you're not.
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I can't help it, Michael,
for I love her so deeply
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that I would cut off my
right arm to please her.
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- Hark!
- Ooh!
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Hark!
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Heave, heave. Let's ho.
Ho, quickly horses!
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Ho, dislodge your hooves!
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The princess!
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Help! Help! Here we are, stuck in
the mud in some filthy little town.
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Help! What a bunch of
incompetents! Help!
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Here we come
Walkin' down the street
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We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
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But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down
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We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
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We're the young generation
And we've got something to say
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
You never know where we'll be found
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So you better get ready,
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We may be comin' to your town
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Ooh, wow! What a
great looking chick!
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She's beautiful.
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Harold, get me out of the mud,
will you please?
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She's the most beautiful thing
I've ever laid eyes on!
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Look at those sideburns,
and that body!
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- Cool it, cool it, Mike, cool it.
- Mrph mrph mrph mrph!
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Just a moment, ho,
quickly! Move, quickly!
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See the horses try to
pull the carriage.
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Heave! Ho!
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I'm heaving!
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Then ho a little!
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Alright, I'm hoing!
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Pull, horses! Pull this carriage
from out the mud in which it has lodged!
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Oh, fair jewel of the east, I'll have
you out of here in just but a moment.
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I knew we should have joined an
automobile club. Quickly! Heave!
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- Yes.
- Ho!
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Look, somebody better come
get me out of this mud.
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Out of the mud! Mud, I-
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Oh, fair princess! I have loved
you from afar lo these many moons.
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May I carry you across the mud?
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What? You carry me across the mud?
Ha ha! I'm a princess.
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You're nothing but a lowly little peasant,
a wayward serf, the lowest of the low.
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So you've heard of me.
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I will honor your spine with
a walk across it. Down, peasant!
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My spine thanks you.
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Down!
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There's a fifty cent toll
at the other end.
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Shut up or I'll have you paved.
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Except for official
traffic, of course.
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Water the horses, dislodge the carriage,
find provisions, and clean the erasers.
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My lady-
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Harold, you better get this
carriage out of the mud!
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'T-tis stuck very deep, my lady.
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'Twill be a time before we can
leave this place again.
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Oh, 'twill it now? Well,
if you don't get me
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out of this filthy little
village in ten minutes,
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I'm not gonna marry you;
what do you think of that?
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Oh, wow, what a bummer.
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Ye-open the door, creep.
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A Romeo and Juliet, they're not.
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Thy carriage, fair pearl.
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Ooh. He's mean.
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Very mean, very mean.
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Peter, what are you lying down
there in the mud for? Get up!
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Ah, innkeeper, ho!
Innkeeper! Innkeeper!
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What ho, sire?
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Grovel, grovel!
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No, not grovel; it's concrete tile.
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Meat, wine, creamed spinach,
and a surprise dessert.
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Ah, but sire, this is but a poor inn;
we don't have such things.
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Well, then send out for sandwiches.
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Right, sandwiches, yeah.
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See the knights eat food.
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See them spill their food.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Now is our opportunity.
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You'll take her to the
tower, you'll torture her,
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you'll kill her, and then,
you'll stab yourself to death.
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My princess! My princess!
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My bridge! My bridge!
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I have news.
The evil Harold is-
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Ha ha! Ho! Ha ha! Ho!
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Well, here I am again.
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Victuals for thou, sweet princess.
Oh, glad to see you're back.
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It's good to be back.
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Food!
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Oh-ho! My very favorite:
leftovers! Mm!
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'Tis time we were away.
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Hold it just a minute, buster.
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Never-never let it be said that
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a princess didn't reward a favor.
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- What's this?
- It's junk.
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I don't deserve it!
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Yes, I'm hip, but wear it anyway;
it looks good on you.
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Come, Harold, let's
awa-let's a-let's away.
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Richard, let us away!
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Horses, let us away!
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Yeah, man, let's split! Plll.
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Any more of this, and I'm gonna
get another princess to worship.
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And he's gonna murder her in
the tower, a remote castle
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protected by a scary forest and a
moat-moat and an impenetrable dragon.
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A what kind of dragon?
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A impenetrable dragon.
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So, what you gonna do, Peter?
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I'm gonna miss her when she's gone.
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Hey, what about the locket?
You know, maybe if you, uh-
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Ah, no, man, it's worthless;
it's made of tin.
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Who called? Who called the
fairy of the locket?
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Locket? Uh, I-uh, I-well,
I guess I did.
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Well, call back later;
I was having my hair done. Bye.
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Wait, wait, wait! You don't understand;
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Princess Gwen, she's really
in trouble. She's in danger.
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Gwen... Gwen. Oh! The one
that's always complaining?
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Yeah, that's right.
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The selfish, conceited, overbearing
one, oh, with the Texas accent?
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That's the one.
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Yeah, right!
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Well, uh, let's do something;
she's got a lot on the ball.
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Uh, you. You shall cut me a pair
of shoes that can scale high walls.
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Shoes that will sc-that will scale...
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You. You shall sew me a suit of
maille that nothing can penetrate.
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I'll sue a soat, s-send you a suit
in the, in the mail, right.
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Yeah. And you. You shall forge a kitchen
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knife into a sword that
can cut through iron.
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- Right, forge, yeah, right. Ha ha.
- Right.
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What about me?
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You shall collect unemployment
while your friends are working.
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Then, when all is ready, you
shall take these magic things,
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find your way to the tower,
and save the princess.
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But remember, you must not drop,
or crush, or lose the locket.
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Ah, 'cause it'll lose its magic, right!
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- Way to go, Micky!
- Right.
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No, 'cause I'll be killed,
stupid; it's my home.
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♪ Magic locket ♪
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And now, farewell!
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Aha ha ha ha ha.
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Oh, save your laughter, Harold.
Soon my friends will be here to save me.
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Who will save you, Gwen? The nobles
hate you, the clergy hate you,
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the vassals hate you,
and the serfs hate you.
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So, who will save you? Who?
Who? Who? Hm hm.
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Well, let me think. Who's left?
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Why me? Why do I have to go
into the scary forest
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and face the dragon and
save the princess?
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I don't even like her anymore!
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Don't even like her? Man,
that's the grooviest
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looking chick I ever sawr!
With them side-
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Cool it.
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Peter, you're the only man left in the whole
kingdom that can face the fierce dragon,
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go through the scary forest, and face the
vicious guards watching over the princess.
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Me the only man? Why me
the-what about the army?
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Ten thousand strong! What-
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Peter! Don't make waves!
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You've got him there,
boy, huh huh huh!
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Tra-la tra-la tra-la
tra-la-la. Tra-la.
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Who's that?
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Tra-la-la, tra tra-la tra-la
tra-la tra-la-la.
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- Hey.
- La-la, la-la la.
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Hey.
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- What?
- Who are you?
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I'm Little Red Riding Hood, and I-I'm
gonna see my grandmother in the forest.
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Oh, no! You can't go! The wolf's
already been to your grandma's,
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and he-he's eaten her up, and he's
waiting to do the same thing to you!
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Sure, kid, and the cow jumped
over the moon, ha ha.
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Tra la-la la-la la-la.
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Well, I guess maybe we shouldn't
have sent Peter up there.
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Yeah, you may be right. I don't
know what we're gonna do now.
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Let us seek a little bit of
comfort in our hour of sorrow.
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Hark! That must be Hansel and Gretel.
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Look! A gingerbread house all
made out of cookies and
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candies and things! You think
we should eat some? I'm hungry.
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Ah, I-I don't think so, Hansel.
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Why not? Are you afraid a wicked
witch is gonna jump out of the
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forest and turn us into gingerbread
men 'cause we ate her house?
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No. It's just that sweets
make me break out.
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Oh.
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Aren't they sweet?
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Man, you better get me out of here,
or you're in big trouble! Ahhhhh...
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Horrible! The screaming, the yelling,
the raving-I-I can't take it anymore!
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I know, I know!
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So, when are we gonna start torturing her?
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Hello there. Is anything the matter?
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Hi. Plenty's the matter.
My name's Goldilocks,
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and I'm so tired and hungry,
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and I'm gonna go to that cottage
there and get something to eat.
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Oh, hey, you better not do that, because
there's three bears live over there,
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and if they find out that somebody's
sat in their chair and eaten
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their porridge and slept in their
beds, they're gonna be very angry.
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Oh, don't worry; nothing
can happen to me.
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How come?
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'Cause I'm a mean little girl.
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Roar. Roar.
Roar. Roar. Roar.
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I'm the dragon of the moat.
Roar.
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I'm not afraid of you;
I have magic sword.
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Oh, for goodness' sake!
Put that thing away!
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I've had enough violence in
my life. I'm sick of it!
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Oh, well, huh, that's refreshing.
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Listen, I'll just
ask you a riddle.
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If you can answer it,
I'll lower the drawbridge.
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I'm not very good at riddles.
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Are you better at
getting eaten? Ha ha ha ha!
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What has two ears, two eyes,
and a very short life?
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I don't know.
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That's close enough.
Lower the drawbridge.
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Lower the drawbridge!
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Lower the drawbridge!
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Lower the drawbridge!
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Go in. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Go in. Hurry up.
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He's all yours, Richard.
Ha ha ha ha.
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♪ Magic locket ♪
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♪ Clank clank ♪
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Clank ♪
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♪ Clank, clank ♪
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♪ Magic locket ♪
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That must be the tall tower
where the maiden lies languishing-
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Yes, here I am.
Languish, languish.
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- in a dim lit cell-
- This cell, it's so dimly lit.
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With her spirit unbroken.
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Man, you better get me out of here,
or you're in big trouble!
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Languish, languish.
Tall cell. Dim lit.
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Don't give up hope, Gwen!
I'm coming to save you!
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Well, use the service entrance, peasant!
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Princess, quickly, before
Harold and Richard get here.
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00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:23,571
I-we can away through the
window out to freedom!
235
00:14:23,771 --> 00:14:25,562
Okay-wait a minute.
Out the window?
236
00:14:25,762 --> 00:14:28,235
Oh, not a chance, buster;
I'm afraid of heights.
237
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:32,068
Oh, you have nothing to fear as long
as I have this magic locket.
238
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:33,002
Magic locket?
239
00:14:33,202 --> 00:14:34,698
Yes, the one you gave me.
240
00:14:34,898 --> 00:14:36,188
- I gave you that?
- Yeah.
241
00:14:36,388 --> 00:14:37,827
I don't give anybody a magic locket.
242
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:40,081
- Huh?
- It was a loan. Give it back.
243
00:14:40,281 --> 00:14:40,740
Wh-
244
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,300
Fork it over, buster.
245
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,034
Ha ha! Get them!
Grab them!
246
00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:48,683
Why should we do that?
They're already in prison.
247
00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:50,435
Do as I say, oaf!
248
00:14:50,635 --> 00:14:53,547
I will protect you!
Ow!
249
00:14:54,782 --> 00:14:56,305
My sword's stuck; give me the locket!
250
00:14:56,505 --> 00:14:58,344
You're gonna fight them
with a magic locket?
251
00:14:58,544 --> 00:15:00,264
You might as well do
a dance to spring.
252
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,065
No siree bob, baby,
the locket stays with me.
253
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:04,536
Come on, give me the locket!
254
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:05,944
Not on your life!
255
00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:11,280
Ah, nothing-nothing that
you can do will save her.
256
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,328
So it seems.
257
00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:14,023
I keep the locket.
258
00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:19,143
And as for you, I have planned a
gruesome, tortuous, painful death.
259
00:15:19,343 --> 00:15:20,536
You realize, of course, Harold,
260
00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:25,992
that this means we're through.
Absolutely through.
261
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:31,288
Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye!
262
00:15:31,488 --> 00:15:34,032
Hey, town crier, baby, what's happening?
263
00:15:34,232 --> 00:15:37,751
Peter, peasant of Tork,
has been caught trespassing
264
00:15:37,951 --> 00:15:41,288
in knight Harold's estate
and will be executed.
265
00:15:41,488 --> 00:15:42,872
- Ah!
- Executed? When?
266
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,303
It doesn't say; you'll have to
wait for the late edition.
267
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,288
Ooh, wow! We'll see you later,
town crier, baby!
268
00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:50,600
Okay.
269
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,183
Eh! Keep your hands off of me!
270
00:15:54,383 --> 00:15:55,447
I didn't do anything, I promise.
271
00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:58,480
Eh! Letch!
272
00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,985
Trudge, trudge.
273
00:16:00,185 --> 00:16:03,120
Hold it. Man, we've been searching
for this castle for three days;
274
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,240
we're liable to get lost.
275
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,200
- No, we won't; I have a plan.
- What?
276
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,912
We'll split up, go in three
separate directions,
277
00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:11,321
leave a trail of breadcrumbs wherever
you go, and we'll follow them back.
278
00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:12,545
What if the birds eat the crumbs?
279
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:13,552
Follow the birds.
280
00:16:13,752 --> 00:16:16,225
- Hey, good thinking!
- Yeah.
281
00:16:17,907 --> 00:16:24,683
Tra-la tra-lee tra-low,
tra-lum tra-lee tra-lee tra-lee-
282
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:25,995
Hi! Where you going?
283
00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:28,363
I-I'm going to my grandmother's house.
284
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,603
You see, she's sick, and I got
some good things for her to eat.
285
00:16:30,803 --> 00:16:32,088
- Oh, hey.
- What?
286
00:16:32,288 --> 00:16:35,738
I just got a hunch that your
grandma's been eaten by a big bad wolf.
287
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:36,747
That's true. I know.
288
00:16:36,947 --> 00:16:38,140
Well, so where're you going?
289
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:40,179
I'm going to my other
grandmother's. Aha.
290
00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:42,406
- Oh.
- Tra-la, tra-lee tra-lee.
291
00:16:44,009 --> 00:16:46,194
Help! Help!
Oh, help me, woodsman!
292
00:16:46,394 --> 00:16:49,330
Oh, help me! The two bears are
chasing me from their house!
293
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,475
Two bears? I thought there
were three bears?
294
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:55,009
Yeah, well, the papa bear kinda
wanted me to hang around, heh.
295
00:16:57,385 --> 00:17:01,321
Well, there's the castle they
said no man could get in alive.
296
00:17:02,275 --> 00:17:03,760
- Oh boy.
- And now I know why.
297
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,608
Let's split, ah!
298
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:12,841
Hey. Hey! What do you think
they're really gonna do?
299
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,480
Well, they'd never
kill a real princess.
300
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,273
- Oh, heavens, no.
- No, that's ridiculous.
301
00:17:16,473 --> 00:17:17,072
No, no, wouldn't kill me.
302
00:17:17,272 --> 00:17:18,689
Must be some kind of a joke.
303
00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:21,017
It's time to die.
304
00:17:21,217 --> 00:17:22,554
So, let's laugh it up.
305
00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:27,185
What has six eyes,
six ears, and a short life?
306
00:17:27,385 --> 00:17:28,832
Three dumb peasants.
307
00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:30,411
Hey, that's right!
308
00:17:30,611 --> 00:17:32,705
- That's a good one.
- How did you know that? Wow!
309
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:34,040
Lower the drawbridge.
310
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,448
Lower the drawbridge!
311
00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:38,517
Lower the drawbridge!
312
00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:41,592
Outasite!
313
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:42,447
Thank you.
314
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,666
- Into the castle.
- Bye, we'll see ya.
315
00:17:44,866 --> 00:17:46,818
Eh! Eh! Help!
316
00:17:47,018 --> 00:17:48,018
Over the parapet!
317
00:17:48,218 --> 00:17:48,946
Wah!
318
00:17:49,146 --> 00:17:50,569
Goodbye, good riddance!
319
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:54,178
Wait a minute, you dingbat.
Who's gonna feed the goldfish?
320
00:17:54,378 --> 00:17:56,205
- Oh! Peter!
- Battle! Hey!
321
00:17:56,405 --> 00:17:57,963
- We are here to save you!
- Hey, Pete!
322
00:17:58,163 --> 00:18:01,472
Micky, Davy, Pete-uh,
Mike! You've come!
323
00:18:01,672 --> 00:18:06,008
Flee, flee in terror; this is no
place for a woman. This is man's work.
324
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:09,169
Eh! Ah! Eh! Eh!
325
00:18:09,369 --> 00:18:12,337
Attack, attack!
326
00:18:12,537 --> 00:18:13,790
Boffo!
327
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:16,264
Bango! Bam! Bam!
328
00:18:19,422 --> 00:18:20,081
Bango!
329
00:18:20,281 --> 00:18:25,681
Eh. Oh, it's certainly no
place for a woman. Eh!
330
00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:29,945
And that one there!
And another hit in the armor!
331
00:18:30,145 --> 00:18:32,338
Can you fight too?
I'm doing all the fighting here.
332
00:18:32,538 --> 00:18:33,809
Hooray for Davy!
333
00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:36,177
Peter! Peter!
What about the locket?
334
00:18:36,377 --> 00:18:37,329
Hooray for Micky!
335
00:18:37,529 --> 00:18:38,626
She made me give it back.
336
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,176
You're darn right I took
it back; it's my locket.
337
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,673
You know, basically,
I'm a very non-violent person.
338
00:18:47,873 --> 00:18:49,943
Oh, really? That's very refreshing.
339
00:18:50,143 --> 00:18:52,017
Oh.
340
00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:54,034
Hooray for Peter!
341
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,849
Defending my honor, isn't that groovy?
342
00:18:57,049 --> 00:18:57,786
Wham! Bam!
343
00:18:57,986 --> 00:19:00,736
A bunch of long-haired weirdoes
and some vicious people.
344
00:19:00,936 --> 00:19:02,896
He's winning! He's winning!
345
00:19:03,096 --> 00:19:04,458
I'm losing! I'm losing!
346
00:19:04,658 --> 00:19:08,441
Oh, alright. If you're gonna lose
the fight, here's the locket.
347
00:19:08,641 --> 00:19:09,977
♪ Magic locket ♪
348
00:19:10,177 --> 00:19:10,904
I give up.
349
00:19:11,104 --> 00:19:13,057
If you give up, then,
then I give up too.
350
00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:14,177
I give up.
351
00:19:14,377 --> 00:19:14,897
Yay!
352
00:19:15,097 --> 00:19:17,227
Yay! We won! We won!
353
00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:18,411
Ooh, he won, he won.
354
00:19:18,611 --> 00:19:20,516
Hooray for the good guys!
355
00:19:20,716 --> 00:19:22,371
Little song here.
♪ Robin men ♪
356
00:19:22,571 --> 00:19:25,323
♪ Robin men, riding
through the woods ♪
357
00:19:25,523 --> 00:19:27,210
Boy, I'm sure am glad this
worked out this way;
358
00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:29,503
you know, I could've
been wasted.
359
00:19:31,659 --> 00:19:36,419
Well, you have kidnapped and threatened
to kill the woman that you were gonna marry.
360
00:19:36,619 --> 00:19:38,598
I hope you have some sort
of an explanation.
361
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,099
I despise you.
362
00:19:40,299 --> 00:19:44,235
I didn't ask for an
apology, stupid. And you.
363
00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:46,691
You, my knight in shining armor.
364
00:19:46,891 --> 00:19:50,266
By way of reward, I will grant
you any wish that your heart desires.
365
00:19:50,466 --> 00:19:51,051
Anything?
366
00:19:51,251 --> 00:19:52,115
Oh, anything at all.
367
00:19:52,315 --> 00:19:54,323
Oh! What'll I ask for?
368
00:19:54,523 --> 00:19:56,075
- Ask her to marry you!
- Right.
369
00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:57,395
No, I-I couldn't.
370
00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:59,035
Yeah, go ahead. Ask her
to marry you, man.
371
00:19:59,235 --> 00:20:01,291
What groovy looking chick,
with a body like that-
372
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,629
- Hey, hey, cool it, cool it, cool it.
- I've never seen those sideburns-
373
00:20:02,829 --> 00:20:03,889
Go on, ask her to marry you.
374
00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:05,213
- I'm scared.
- "Come on".
375
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,612
- I'm too young to get married.
- "Don't..."
376
00:20:06,812 --> 00:20:09,932
Oh, man, ha ha, that's funny.
377
00:20:11,318 --> 00:20:13,307
- Princess?
- Yes?
378
00:20:13,507 --> 00:20:14,714
Princess, will you marry me?
379
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,170
No, I won't marry you!
380
00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:17,473
- You won't marry me?
- Of course not, man!
381
00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:19,136
Why won't you marry-
Michael!
382
00:20:19,336 --> 00:20:21,128
Yeah, I'm already married, man.
383
00:20:21,328 --> 00:20:23,576
You know, Phyllis and Christian
and my little kids.
384
00:20:23,776 --> 00:20:24,281
Oh.
385
00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:27,352
Oh, wow, she's married,
man, what a bummer!
386
00:20:27,552 --> 00:20:28,221
Oh!
387
00:20:28,421 --> 00:20:29,393
Boy, it's a good thing
you thought of it.
388
00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:30,001
Mm.
389
00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:33,208
Well, that wraps up another
laugh riot. And this is...
390
00:20:33,408 --> 00:20:34,024
Mike Nesmith.
391
00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:34,737
Micky Dolenz.
392
00:20:34,937 --> 00:20:35,704
And Peter Tork.
393
00:20:35,904 --> 00:20:36,705
And Davy Jones.
394
00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:40,119
And Micky Dolenz. Reminding you
to save the Texas prairie chicken.
395
00:20:40,319 --> 00:20:41,073
Blu-lu-lum!
396
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:41,791
Blu-lu-lum!
397
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:46,128
♪ Here we come ♪
♪ Walking down the street ♪
398
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:52,024
♪ We get the funniest looks from ♪
♪ Everyone we meet ♪
399
00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:56,716
We're talking about him
dressing up in-in the,
400
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,781
uh, princess show, as-as the-the-
401
00:20:58,981 --> 00:20:59,540
Princess?
402
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:02,924
No, as the queen. The, uh,
the mother image. Ha ha ha ha.
403
00:21:03,124 --> 00:21:05,004
Yeah, as opposed to the father
image, right?
404
00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:05,524
Right.
405
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,428
I'm twenty-four years old and
still just as spry as a chicken.
406
00:21:08,628 --> 00:21:09,469
- Everybody pan.
- They already got him.
407
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,303
What do you think Christian's
reaction is gonna be?
408
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:15,853
- Ga goo gie ga.
- Same as a Jew, I should suppose.
409
00:21:16,053 --> 00:21:17,156
What, uh... what's your son's
reaction gonna be?
410
00:21:17,356 --> 00:21:18,989
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
411
00:21:19,189 --> 00:21:20,204
That didn't make any sense at all.
412
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,830
'Course it did. He says what
would a Christian's reaction be.
413
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:25,925
- Oh ho ho! Oh!
- Same as a-
414
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:28,156
Let me ask you, how did you
feel about dressing up
415
00:21:28,356 --> 00:21:30,828
as a princess and the hair
and the whole thing?
416
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,348
Well, I fail to recognize that
I really did that, you know.
417
00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:35,000
Why, Michael?
418
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,869
Yeah, I refuse to accept that fact.
419
00:21:37,069 --> 00:21:41,116
Ha ha. I played Gretel
very, uh, what's the word?
420
00:21:41,316 --> 00:21:42,380
Gretel, I think,
is the word for it.
421
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,020
Very Gretel.
422
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,575
- Very Gretel indeed.
- Right.
423
00:22:00,015 --> 00:22:03,820
Darkened rolling figures move
424
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:07,562
through prisms of no color.
425
00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:11,946
Hand in hand,
they walk the night,
426
00:22:12,146 --> 00:22:15,346
But never know each other.
427
00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:19,901
Passioned pastel neon lights
428
00:22:20,101 --> 00:22:23,620
light up the jeweled trav'ler
429
00:22:24,606 --> 00:22:28,018
Who, lost in scenes of
smoke filled dreams,
430
00:22:28,218 --> 00:22:31,442
Find questions, but no answers.
431
00:22:32,548 --> 00:22:35,569
Startled eyes that sometimes
432
00:22:35,769 --> 00:22:39,948
see phantasmagoric splendor
433
00:22:40,148 --> 00:22:43,839
Pirouette down palsied paths
434
00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:47,731
With pennies for the vendor.
435
00:22:48,899 --> 00:22:52,487
Salvation's yours
for just the time
436
00:22:52,687 --> 00:22:56,515
it takes to pay the dancer.
437
00:22:56,715 --> 00:23:00,594
And once again such anxious men
438
00:23:00,794 --> 00:23:04,538
Find questions, but no answers.
439
00:23:05,264 --> 00:23:10,799
The night has gone and
taken it's infractions,
440
00:23:13,113 --> 00:23:18,999
While saddened eyes hope
there will be a next one.
441
00:23:21,405 --> 00:23:25,241
Sahara signs look down upon a
442
00:23:25,441 --> 00:23:29,013
world that glitters glibly.
443
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,209
And mountain sides put arms
444
00:23:33,409 --> 00:23:36,984
around The unsuspecting city.
445
00:23:38,274 --> 00:23:41,792
Second hands that minds have
446
00:23:41,992 --> 00:23:45,636
slowed are moving even faster
447
00:23:45,836 --> 00:23:49,596
Toward bringing down
someone who's found
448
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:54,161
Find questions, but no answers.
449
00:24:09,478 --> 00:24:11,278
Psychedelic.
450
00:24:14,889 --> 00:24:21,106
In this generation
In this lovin' time
451
00:24:21,306 --> 00:24:26,654
In this generation
We will make the world shine
452
00:24:28,252 --> 00:24:34,388
We were born to love one another
This is somethin', we all need
453
00:24:35,283 --> 00:24:40,804
We were born to love one another
We must be what we're goin' to be
454
00:24:42,334 --> 00:24:45,413
And what we have to be, is free
455
00:24:46,434 --> 00:24:49,353
Love is understandin'
We gotta be free
456
00:24:49,753 --> 00:24:52,951
Love is understandin'
We gotta be free
457
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:58,231
We gotta be free
458
00:24:58,428 --> 00:25:00,460
We gotta be free
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