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Sock it to me
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Floatin' down the river
with a saturated liver
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And I wish I could forgive her
But I do believe she meant it
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When she told me to forget it
And I bet she will regret it
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When they find me in the
morning wet and drowned
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And the word gets 'round
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Goin' down
Goin' down
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Comin' up for air, it's pretty
stuffy under there there
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I'd like to say I didn't care
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But I forgot to leave a note
And it's so hard to stay afloat
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I'm soakin' wet without a boat
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And I knew I should
have taken off my shoes
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It's front page news
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Goin' down
Goin' down
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Hey, hey
Hey, hey
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Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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I wish I had another drink
It wouldn't be so hard to sink
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I should have taken time to think
Besides I got the picture straight
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She must have had another date
I didn't need this extra weight
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I wish that I could
see the way to shore
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I don't want no more
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Goin' down, I'm goin' down
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And now I see the life I led
I slept it all away in bed
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I should have learned
how to swim instead
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And now it's really got me stumped
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I can't believe I really jumped
I'd like to get my tummy pumped
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I can't believe they drink
this stuff in town
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This dirty brown, goin' down
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Goin' down
I'm goin' down
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Goin' down, hey, hey
I'm down
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Goin' down
Goin' down
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Goin' down
Goin' down
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Goin' down
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I wished I'd looked
before I leaped
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I didn't know it was so deep
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Been down so far I don't get wet
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I haven't touched the bottom yet
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This river scene is gettin' old
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I'm hungry, sleepy, wet and cold
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She told me to forget it nice
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I should have taken her advice
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I only want to go on home
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I'd gladly leave that girl alone
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What a way to spend the night
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If I don't drown,
I'll die of fright
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My pappy taught me how to float
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But I can't swim a single note
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He threw me in to teach me how
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I stayed there floatin'
like a mama cow
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And now I've floated
way downstream
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Know this has to be a dream
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If I could find my way to shore
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I'd never, never do this anymore
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I'll give you three,
I've been down nine
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I'm goin' down just one more time
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Goin' down
Goin' down
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Goin' down
Goin' down
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I'm goin' down
Goin' down
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Goin' down
Goin' down
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I'm goin' down
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I'm goin' back home
Back home to my friends
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Back under the warm
And I can do with it, too
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I'm goin' home
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Now the sky is gettin' light
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An everythng will be all right
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Think I finally got the knack
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Just floatin' here lazy on my back
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I never really liked that town
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I think I'll ride the river down
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Just movin' slow and floatin' free
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There's a river
swinging under me
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Waving back to the
folks on shore
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I should have thought
of this before
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I'm floatin' on down
to New Orleans
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And pick up on some
swingin' scenes
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I'm gonna know a better day
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I'm goin' down groovin'
all the way
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Goin' down
Go-go-go-in' down
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I'm goin' down, back, back, back
I'm goin' back, back, back home
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I'm go-goin' home,
hey, hey, hey, hey
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Goin' on down, hey, hey, hey, hey
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Let's go
Let's go
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I'm goin' back, back, back home
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Down, down, down
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Here we come
Walkin' down the street
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We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
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But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down
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We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
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We're the young generation
And we've got something to say
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
You never know where we'll be found
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So you better get ready,
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We may be comin' to your town
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Well, the map says that the turn-off to
the Henry Cabot Lodge should be right here.
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Yeah, well, that's groovy. I've always
wanted to play a gig in a prairie dog hole.
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I'd like to see somebody try
something like that again!
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Micky, why did you have
to go and say that?
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I didn't think they'd hear me!
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Hey! I need some water!
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Peter, go get some
water from the car.
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Oh, but I have-
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Don't worry about it,
just go get some water.
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Uh, hold your, hold your arms up
Your hands up in the air, way up high!
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Uh, what?
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Hold you hands up in the air.
That better?
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Not much, no.
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Wait a minute, keep coughing.
Stick 'em up!
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That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever seen in me life.
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- You're right, man. Stupid.
- What is this, a stick-up?
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No, just give him some water.
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[noises]
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Where did you, where did,
[coughs] where did you, [coughs]
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where did you get that water?
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From the car, like Micky said.
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Where in the car?
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From the radiator?
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Oh, Micky. Don't worry. Listen, it's a
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good job he didn't get
it from the petrol tank-
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That's what I meant,
the petrol tank.
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- Hey, a sign!
- What? Oh.
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Well, look at that: "Henry
Cabot Lodge and Cemetery.
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If you're dying to have
a good time, see us."
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Well, folks, looks like
we've done it again,
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another rung up the never-ending
ladder of success.
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Oh, a virtual Disneyland for shut-ins.
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No, it's not, man; they won't let
people with long hair in Disneyland.
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Right.
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Hold it! What's all the noise
about? Hold it!-Oh, of course!
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You must be the boys in the band!
Wonderful, wonderful!
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Wonderful? It is?
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It's amazing how quickly
you got up here.
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Thank you. Uh, we, uh,
we pack sort of fast.
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And we unpack sort of fast too.
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Isn't that dumb?
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What kind of people have you
got coming up here?
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Senior citizens visiting their
grandparents? Ha ha ha!
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We get a nice selection of
elderly folks up here,
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but don't worry; this afternoon we
have some young people coming.
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Oh, really?
Where they coming from?
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All over. They're like a,
what can I tell ya,
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like a travel club.
Lovely folks. Lovely.
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Okay, okay? We're unpacked now.
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- Where can we eat?
- Yeah, we'd like to eat.
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Eat? How can you eat when
I have no waiter?
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Where's your waiter?
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Oh, I have a waiter,
and I have a bellhop,
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and I have a gardener,
but they're not working.
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You should go out there
to wherever they're at,
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and as an employer,
demand that they go to work.
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Right. Go to work!
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What do you mean "go to work"?
We're a band.
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Oh, I hire no bands at this hotel.
I hire waiters, and I hire gardeners,
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and I hire bellhops,
and if they happen to
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play a few musical instruments,
wonderful, wonderful!
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I get it, the old badger game.
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If you think for one minute you're
gonna get us 'cause we're broke,
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and browbeat us into working like
slaves in this slum, you're dead...
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Right.
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Wonderful, wonderful!
And you, troublemaker,
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you can be a what,
a strolling musician.
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Wonderful.
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Well, Mr. Blauner,
now that we're your
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hired help, uh, can we
have something to eat?
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How dare you. My head bell captain
to say a thing like that.
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Eat on your own time! Now is
the time to take care of the guests.
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Guests?
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Guests?
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Now get out there and
show them a good time.
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A good time?
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Can I help you with your luggage?
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Ah heh heh.
Oh, heh heh. Ahh!
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Wh-wh-wh-wh-what are we gonna do?
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I dunno.
Your guest is as good as mine.
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Could you... get it off... my... neck?
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Oh, hello, good afternoon, uh.
Could I get you something to eat?
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You must be very hungry
after the long ride.
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You've been riding, ain't ya, and all
that kind of stuff? Ha ha ha, ahh!
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You must be, uh, dusty after
your long, hard ride.
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You're a thing of beauty to behold,
sitting like a manifold.
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I'll carry your motorcycle... up for you.
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Here, this is just to catch the
dirt from that dirty old vacuum.
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Where're you going?
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I'm go-going to the kitchen
to get something to eat.
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Yeah, but the kitchen's that way.
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Yeah, but the one back at the pad
isn't; it's that way, heh heh.
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Ohh, please don't kill me!
Please... Kill me,
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kill me, ah ha ha,
kill me some more...
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ha ha! And again, and again.
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You're cute, tiny.
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Heh heh, heh, thank heavens, so are you.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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You're cute, fuzzy.
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Why do you make all
those funny faces?
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With my paranoia,
I need this abuse.
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Alright you guys, stop goofing off!
You're here to make the guests happy.
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Make them relax!
Go to work, please.
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Do me a little favor.
That's it, everybody, up the stairs.
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Queenie, I had always dreamed that someday,
a woman in black would ride by me,
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and then, I would know. When I saw
you in your dirty black leather boots,
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I didn't realize that you were the one.
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But now, but now I've seen
through your externals...
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- Michael.
- Yes?
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You remind me of someone
very close to me.
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I knew it. I knew it.
Go ahead.
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Someone I could cuddle with
and go to whenever I felt sad.
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Oh, go ahead, dear.
Pour out all your sadness to me.
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I'll understand.
I will, I will.
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I have his picture here.
Would you like to see it?
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Oh! A picture of the male
I most remind you of?
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Of course, of course I'd like to see it!
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Let me see it! Ah ha ha!
It's a cocker spaniel!
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A jug of bread, a loaf of wine,
and thou beside me in the wilderness.
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Oh, Peter, you've quoted the
most beautiful poetry I've ever heard.
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Does that mean we can go out
together tonight?
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No.
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Why not?
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Let's face it, man.
You're a sissy.
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What would you say if
I gave you a little kiss?
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I'd say, "Gee, I'm sorry, Fuzzy".
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Why would you say that?
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Because after you gave me that kiss,
I'd give you a rap in the mouth.
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A-ha, don't be silly, my pet.
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I think we're not treating
those girls rough enough.
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What makes you say that?
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She called me a sissy.
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Peter's right. Pe-Peter's right.
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You know, we've got to find a
way to get really, really rough.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, the
meeting will come to order.
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Mick, will you shut off your engine?
We can't hear a word you're saying.
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Wh-what, Mike?
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Mick, I said will you shut off
your engine, we can't hear you!
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I can't hear you, Mike;
my engine's running!
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WILL YOU SHUT OFF YOUR
ENGINE WE CANNOT HEAR Y-!
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I can't stop! The engine's been on
for three days, and I get the bends.
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Get me off this.
Put me down.
237
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Alright, now, let's take the pledge.
It says here in the script-
238
00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:56,847
Handbook!
239
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:59,215
Handbook. We pledge to obey
the laws of dirt and violence.
240
00:12:59,415 --> 00:13:00,576
- I do that. I do that.
- Right, right.
241
00:13:00,776 --> 00:13:02,359
- To curb our desire for a bath.
- Right.
242
00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:04,554
- And to offend all living things.
- Right.
243
00:13:05,128 --> 00:13:08,112
Okay. This afternoon-that was
naughty-this afternoon,
244
00:13:08,312 --> 00:13:11,360
we're having a special course
in obscene tattooing,
245
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,896
ear piercing, and for those of
you who want it, rings in your nose.
246
00:13:15,096 --> 00:13:16,411
- Oh, I like that.
- Ooh, I'd like one of those.
247
00:13:16,611 --> 00:13:18,709
Now, inspection.
Hold out your hands.
248
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:23,121
Ah ha, dirty, dirty, ah yuck,
dirty. What? Clean hands?
249
00:13:23,321 --> 00:13:24,296
- Clean hands?
- Ha ha ha.
250
00:13:24,496 --> 00:13:26,327
No, no, no! Dirt, dirt,
dirt, dirt, dirt!
251
00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:28,416
You're a renegade, not a dentist.
252
00:13:28,616 --> 00:13:31,049
Clean hands and crying?
Oh, never, never do.
253
00:13:31,249 --> 00:13:31,736
Never make it.
254
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,160
Five seconds, or you're out of
the club. Take care of that.
255
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:38,192
And-what is this? Now here's a
brilliant student.
256
00:13:38,392 --> 00:13:39,328
- Why, it's you!
- Yes!
257
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,968
It's the same one that I just
kicked out a few moments again.
258
00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:43,172
Peter, yeah, Peter!
259
00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:44,902
- It says here in the handbook...
- Script.
260
00:13:45,102 --> 00:13:46,624
That I have never
seen such a turnabout.
261
00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:49,088
In a matter of moments,
you've changed from a clean,
262
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,561
sensitive boy to a dirty dropout.
263
00:13:50,761 --> 00:13:52,256
You've made it, son! You're tough!
264
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,777
Right!
265
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:06,042
Something about those stairs.
266
00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:10,871
What are you dressed like that for?
267
00:14:11,071 --> 00:14:12,064
What are you dressed like that for?
268
00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:13,248
Way to fire, tell 'em.
269
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:15,911
We're tired of the open road.
What about you?
270
00:14:16,111 --> 00:14:20,825
Well, you see, we, uh, man,
it's like, uh, we had to...
271
00:14:21,025 --> 00:14:25,810
Do not explain it to them like that.
They are nothing but ordinary chicks.
272
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:27,624
- Yeah, right, just a chick.
- Yeah.
273
00:14:27,824 --> 00:14:30,749
Are you guys really tough?
274
00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:33,211
Watch this, baby.
275
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:42,900
Ay-ya. Ee-ya.
Ee-yaa. Ya-ya-ya!
276
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,111
Ohh. Ohh.
277
00:14:48,624 --> 00:14:49,912
You didn't even break it, honey!
278
00:14:50,112 --> 00:14:51,639
Why should I break it for you?
You're just a chick.
279
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:52,633
Yeah, just a chick.
280
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:53,903
You guys got a rough club?
281
00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:56,135
A rough, a rough, we have a rough club?
282
00:14:56,335 --> 00:14:56,903
How rough?
283
00:14:57,103 --> 00:15:00,800
How rough? For initiation,
we kill our new members.
284
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,272
- What?
- Huh?
285
00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:04,368
Oh, forget it, girls;
these guys are too tough.
286
00:15:04,568 --> 00:15:05,640
What ya mean, too tough?
287
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,529
Well, that's why we
left our boyfriends.
288
00:15:07,729 --> 00:15:09,704
B-b-b-b-b-boyfriends?
289
00:15:09,904 --> 00:15:11,395
Boy, boyfriends?
290
00:15:11,595 --> 00:15:13,427
- Big Frank.
- Big Neil.
291
00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:14,491
Big Bruce.
292
00:15:14,691 --> 00:15:17,778
Big Butch, leader of the Black Angels.
293
00:15:17,978 --> 00:15:20,155
Not the Big Butch?
294
00:15:20,355 --> 00:15:22,555
You remember the massacre
at Pismo Beach?
295
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,187
P-p-p same people?
296
00:15:24,387 --> 00:15:25,908
Same people. Not Butch.
297
00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:27,396
Don't tell me you're afraid.
298
00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:31,395
Okay, we won't tell you. It will be a
well-kept secret between just the four of us.
299
00:15:31,595 --> 00:15:32,637
- Yes.
- Yes, yes.
300
00:15:32,837 --> 00:15:33,858
No, no, no-he's joking.
301
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,427
No, no, no. I'm joking.
It's a joke.
302
00:15:37,627 --> 00:15:38,940
We have to leave. Ah hah hah. Hm hm.
Little bit of humor. Ha ha. Joking. Ho.
303
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,304
Never afraid.
304
00:15:54,131 --> 00:15:56,749
Now, now Butch.
Now, look here, Butch.
305
00:15:56,949 --> 00:16:00,979
You can't... you can't keep
pushing me like this, Butch.
306
00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:03,396
You're gonna get, uh, too far
with it here in a minute...
307
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,059
and I'm not going any farther.
308
00:16:05,259 --> 00:16:05,891
How come?
309
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,763
Well, because I can't
get over this desk.
310
00:16:07,963 --> 00:16:08,779
No more room!
311
00:16:08,979 --> 00:16:13,107
Alright, punk. What's the
name of your club, punk?
312
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,171
Uh, we're... the Chickens!
313
00:16:14,371 --> 00:16:15,091
Yeah, the Chickens!
314
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,379
Chickens!
315
00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:18,483
We used to be called like,
the Fearful Four,
316
00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:20,555
and we also used to be
called like, The Cowards.
317
00:16:20,755 --> 00:16:22,003
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yellow Bellies.
318
00:16:22,203 --> 00:16:23,691
The Yellow Bellies.
319
00:16:23,891 --> 00:16:26,123
Okay, which of you wants to fight me?
320
00:16:26,323 --> 00:16:28,547
Well, we all wanna fight you...
321
00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:30,395
I'll take you all on!
322
00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:31,939
No! Uh, because...
323
00:16:32,139 --> 00:16:32,938
Because whenever...
324
00:16:33,138 --> 00:16:36,843
We can't, we can't, it's against,
uh, what is it, it's against club rules!
325
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:37,491
The rules!
326
00:16:37,691 --> 00:16:42,570
You see, whenever a member of the club gets
in a tense situation that demands courage, valor,
327
00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:48,051
honor, and everything, it's his loyal
duty as a member of this club to chicken out.
328
00:16:48,251 --> 00:16:51,316
Chicken out! Bwack-bwack-bwack-bwack-bwack!
329
00:16:51,516 --> 00:16:52,922
- Hold it! I've had enough!
- What?
330
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:55,285
Man, I've had enough.
I'm gonna tear you apart.
331
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:58,095
No, Davy, remember your
pledge: you're a Chicken!
332
00:17:00,606 --> 00:17:02,535
You're right.
333
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,960
Peter, I wanna thank you
for saving me before,
334
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:10,183
'cause I nearly lost my temper,
and I didn't, I bwack-bwack-bwacked out!
335
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:14,720
I think we oughta pluck 'em, right, boys?
336
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,072
Now listen, Butch.
Leave these guys alone.
337
00:17:17,272 --> 00:17:20,697
Ah, so you turned
my woman against me, huh?
338
00:17:20,897 --> 00:17:22,520
- No, we didn't.
- No, no.
339
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,936
Alright, which one of you
punks is after Queenie?
340
00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:27,464
None of us-we don't even like her!
341
00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:29,440
- Why did you say that?
- Well!
342
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,959
My woman ain't good
enough for you, huh, punk?
343
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:34,344
You know, somehow, I really
think we're in a bind.
344
00:17:34,544 --> 00:17:36,209
Now, listen, Butch-
345
00:17:36,409 --> 00:17:38,504
You shut up!
346
00:17:38,704 --> 00:17:40,111
Oh, I missed you, babe.
347
00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:45,320
Alright! Tomorrow we're holding
our annual best riders' contest.
348
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,648
Oh, good! What's first prize?
349
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:51,424
Winner gets to destroy
everything in sight.
350
00:17:51,624 --> 00:17:55,792
Um, ah heh heh, does
that include u-u-us here?
351
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,128
- That includes you.
- Includes you.
352
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,944
- Just checking.
- Just checking it out.
353
00:18:00,144 --> 00:18:00,944
Wanna make sure.
354
00:18:03,008 --> 00:18:04,824
Order, order, can I
have some order, please?
355
00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:06,592
Uh, bagel with cream
cheese and a cream soda.
356
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:07,889
- Don't do that.
- Oh, excuse me.
357
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,869
- We, the order of the Chickens-
- Bwack-bwack-bwack.
358
00:18:10,161 --> 00:18:12,312
Have been challenged.
I will now throw the meeting
359
00:18:12,512 --> 00:18:14,055
over to the floor for
any suggestions. Mr. Tork?
360
00:18:14,255 --> 00:18:16,800
I move we fight. Our honor
has been smirched.
361
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,920
- What?
- Uh, smurched.
362
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,079
- What?
- Bedirtied.
363
00:18:19,279 --> 00:18:20,912
- What?
- Well, they hurt my feelings.
364
00:18:21,112 --> 00:18:26,129
Fight? No. Fight? Gentlemen,
may I remind you as fellow Chickens-
365
00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:26,967
Bwack-bwack-bwack.
366
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:29,840
-that fighting is number one,
unconstitutional, number two,
367
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:34,713
it is very fruitless in solving a problem,
and number three, you can really, really get hurt.
368
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,832
As duly elected president of the Chickens.
369
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:37,944
Bwack-bwack-bwack.
370
00:18:38,144 --> 00:18:40,311
I move that we take some
course of action immediately.
371
00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:43,055
- Right.
- We leave. Right, babe?
372
00:18:46,047 --> 00:18:49,456
[rooster noises]
373
00:18:49,656 --> 00:18:55,320
Frankfurters, cocktailed hot dogs.
Get your hot dogs with mustard,
374
00:18:55,520 --> 00:19:01,048
without mustard, with sauerkraut,
without sauerkraut, popcorn, peeeanuts!
375
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:02,960
Are you ready, Chickens?
376
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:07,288
We've been ready since dawn.
We just had to rinse out a few things.
377
00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:11,615
Okay, Angels, let's hear our war cry!
378
00:19:16,831 --> 00:19:18,345
Let's give 'em our war cry!
379
00:19:18,545 --> 00:19:21,783
Bwack-bwack-bwack...
380
00:19:21,983 --> 00:19:24,792
That's the worst war
cry I ever heard.
381
00:19:24,992 --> 00:19:30,207
But, how many of your gang
can, in fact, lay eggs?
382
00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:36,760
Ladies and gentlemen. The fourth annual
Black Angels Olympics is about to begin.
383
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,920
What do I say next?
384
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,800
- Start your engines.
- Start your engines!
385
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,671
Let's go, start the engines...
386
00:19:47,923 --> 00:19:50,754
- Peter? Micky?
- Mike! Over here!
387
00:20:18,297 --> 00:20:21,493
Take a letter, keep on going
388
00:20:21,693 --> 00:20:25,689
Where ever it is, she's goin', too.
389
00:20:27,404 --> 00:20:31,164
Give her my autograph and tell her
390
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:35,577
It's been nice knowin' you.
391
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:40,871
She's a star collector
(collector of stars)
392
00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:45,372
She only sims to please
young celebraties
393
00:20:45,572 --> 00:20:50,156
She's a star collector
(collector of stars)
394
00:20:50,356 --> 00:20:54,851
How can I love her,
when I just don't respect her?
395
00:20:55,051 --> 00:20:58,711
When everthing is goin' my way,
396
00:20:58,911 --> 00:21:02,647
She wants to be close at hand.
397
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:07,627
She moves to some
other doorway
398
00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:11,929
When things don't go
the way she planned.
399
00:21:12,129 --> 00:21:18,033
She's a star collector
(collector of stars)
400
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:22,030
She only sims to please
young celebraties
401
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:27,210
She's a star collector
(collector of stars)
402
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:32,621
It won't take much time
before I get her off my mind
403
00:21:58,947 --> 00:22:03,803
She's a star collector
(collector of stars)
404
00:22:04,003 --> 00:22:07,755
She only sims to please
young celebraties
405
00:22:07,955 --> 00:22:12,947
She's a star collector
(collector of stars)
406
00:22:13,147 --> 00:22:18,431
It won't take much time
before I get her off my mind
407
00:23:03,574 --> 00:23:07,625
Alright, I won. Which one
wants to be destroyed first?
408
00:23:07,825 --> 00:23:09,509
- He is. He is.
- No, no.
409
00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:10,680
Draw straws.
410
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,422
Should I tear you apart with my hands,
or run you over with my bike?
411
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,261
Well, it's kind of six of one
and half a dozen of the other.
412
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:19,390
You touch one hair on his
head, and I'll never...
413
00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:20,958
I'll never let you write to me.
414
00:23:21,158 --> 00:23:25,494
Look, I don't care who I destroy,
I just want to destroy somebody!
415
00:23:25,694 --> 00:23:27,695
I got a friend who
lives in Pismo Beach.
416
00:23:27,895 --> 00:23:28,622
Pismo Beach.
417
00:23:28,822 --> 00:23:32,150
I'm tired of the open road.
I'm tired of the dust and the
418
00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:35,822
grime and the bugs in my teeth.
I want to settle down!
419
00:23:36,022 --> 00:23:36,989
What?
420
00:23:37,189 --> 00:23:38,118
Wonderful.
421
00:23:38,318 --> 00:23:40,333
Well, that tears it.
422
00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:41,822
I guess that tears it.
423
00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:44,590
We could settle down.
We could build illegal
424
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:47,910
motorcycles and raise little scooters.
425
00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:50,494
Yeah, maybe you could
have a white picket
426
00:23:50,694 --> 00:23:53,310
fence around your garage.
A white picket fence!
427
00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:54,518
Way to tell 'em, Davy.
428
00:23:54,718 --> 00:23:57,326
Listen, if you promise you
won't destroy anything,
429
00:23:57,526 --> 00:24:00,510
you can stay here.
Maybe I'll even give you a job.
430
00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:01,502
What do you say, Butch?
431
00:24:01,702 --> 00:24:02,927
What do I say?
432
00:24:03,127 --> 00:24:03,902
Say yes.
433
00:24:04,102 --> 00:24:07,773
Alright. My woman speaks for me.
434
00:24:07,973 --> 00:24:09,873
Yay!
401
00:24:15,489 --> 00:24:20,465
In this generation
In this lovin' time
402
00:24:21,906 --> 00:24:27,254
In this generation
We will make the world shine
403
00:24:28,852 --> 00:24:34,988
We were born to love one another
This is somethin', we all need
404
00:24:35,883 --> 00:24:41,404
We were born to love one another
We must be what we're goin' to be
405
00:24:42,934 --> 00:24:46,013
And what we have to be, is free
406
00:24:47,034 --> 00:24:49,953
Love is understandin'
We gotta be free
407
00:24:50,353 --> 00:24:53,551
Love is understandin'
We gotta be free
408
00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:58,831
We gotta be free
409
00:24:59,028 --> 00:25:01,260
We gotta be free
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