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[police sirens blare on TV]

What would you do if you had spider powers?

I'd climb to the top of the football stadiums

and watch all of the games for free.

What about you?

Oh, I'd reengineer my webs to never disintegrate

so I could make permanent housing for all people in need.

Yeah. Yeah, I'd do that too.

-After watching those free games though. -[door opens]

-Hey, Auntie Rae. -Hey. Hey.

[chuckles] Uh, don't you think it's time for bed?

Yeah. Good night, sleep tight.

What? [scoffs] Me? I meant you.

Why does Booker get to stay up and I have to go to bed?

Well, because he's older than you.

He's older but I'm more mature.

-Nuh-uh. -Yuh-huh.

-Nuh-uh. -Yuh-huh.

Nuh-uh. And I can't hear you. La la la la la la la la la.

Hey, all right. You made your point.

You are more mature than Booker,

so why don't you pat yourself on the back on your way to bed?

Please, Auntie Rae?

I'm ten, which you can round to 13,

which is almost 16, which is two years away from 18.

No, no, no. It's late and I don't have a calculator.

Get to the point.

The point is, I'm basically an adult,

and adults can stay up however late they want.

Please?

Okay, but I don't wanna hear "I'm tired" in the morning, okay?

-Deal. -Okay.

[gasps] Ooh! I love this movie!

You know, if I had spider powers,

I would climb to the top of the stadium and watch all the concerts for free.

Right?

Alice said she'd use her powers to help the world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd do that too.

-After I watch some concerts. -[both mumble]

♪ Ha ha! Let me tell you something♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out♪

-♪ But then life had other plans ♪ - Tell 'em, Mom♪

♪ It's crazy when things Turn upside down♪

♪ But you gotta get up And take that chance♪

-♪ A new city, I'm finding my way♪ - It's gonna take some time♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay♪ -♪ You know I got it, right?♪

♪ It might be wild But you know that we make it work♪

♪ We're just fam caught up In a crazy world, come on!♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home♪ -♪ We get loud!♪

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪ -♪ It's our crowd!♪

♪ Might be tough But together we make it look good♪

♪ Down for each other like family should♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home♪ -♪ When it's tough♪

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪ -♪ We got love♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather You know we gonna shine♪

♪ There for each other You know it's our time♪

[laughs] Yep, that's us.

-[Neil] Hey, Booker! -[Booker shrieks]

-Did you get our text? -Uh, clearly, I didn't.

-We need your help. -Something terrible has happened.

-My abuelita... -Oh, no!

-...just told me... -Oh, good.

-...that a busload of children -Oh, no!

...was driving past the Blimpo's on 9th Street

and it's closing!

You really need to work on how you tell your stories.

Yeah.

The guy who owns Blimpo's told Neil

he could have the giant burger from the top of the building

-if he picks it up by noon. -Mm-hmm.

See, Neil? That's how you tell a story.

The Blimpo's burger? That thing's iconic.

I know! And it'd mean a lot to me to have it.

My grandpa used to take me to Blimpo's after my Little League games,

-but he can't anymore. -Oh, no!

Because they're closing the store.

-Neil, why are you guys here? -Oh.

We need you to drive us to pick it up.

I only have 45 minutes for this mission

because I'm on a strict study schedule for my AP History test.

-[Neil] Mm-hmm. -Oh, you wanna take Janine?

-Yeah. -That's not gonna work

because she's not running.

What? But you just paid all that money to get her fixed up.

Yeah, I know.

I actually have a mechanic coming by today to take a look at her.

Hmm. I guess we could walk to Blimpo's and then roll the burger back.

-That could work. Let's go. -Yeah.

Don't you have to wait here for the mechanic?

Yep. Yep, I did say that.

-Looks like it's just you and me, Ivy. -Ugh, no way.

Walking will take forever. I will lose a good hour of studying.

[sighs] I didn't wanna have to do this.

Is that the friendship coupon book I made you in fourth grade?

It sure is, and I am officially cashing in

my "Join me on a random adventure. No questions asked," coupon.

I knew I should've put an expiration date on those things.

I'm exhausted.

I don't know what I was thinking staying up so late watching that movie.

Thank you.

Like I say, "Nothing good happens after 8 :30."

When was the last time you stayed up past 8:30?

New Year's Eve, 1996.

And trust me, nothing good happened.

Good morning, fellow adults. Is this fresh?

Uh, what do you think you're doing?

Just starting my day off with a cup of coffee

like a grown-up.

No, you are not.

I'm sorry, I'm confused.

I thought we all agreed last night that I'm an adult.

You told her that?

No, I did not.

I told her she could stay up past her bedtime.

And look at me, I'm fine. I'm not even tired.

Clearly, I'm ready to make my own decisions like an adult.

Why are you in such a rush to grow up?

Because adults get to do whatever they want.

They get to make their own rules.

You guys have it easy.

[Victor laughs]

I'm sorry, what you cackling about?

Because I remember having the exact same conversation with you

when you were her age.

You wanted to be an adult too.

-How'd you handle it? -I let you.

You had ice cream for breakfast, popcorn for lunch

and a stomachache for dinner.

-What? And Mom let you do it? -Yeah.

Parents love watching their kids fail miserably

so long as it proves us right.

Well, I'm not gonna fail.

Oh, okay, then.

Well, since Alice is an adult, my services are no longer needed.

I'm going to the spa.

So, what's the first thing you're gonna do as an adult?

-I haven't figured that out yet, Victor. -[chokes]

Oh, no. You ain't that grown.

Pop-Pop it is.

[sighs]

[upper-class accent] I've been trying to get a reservation here for months.

Oh, what's that, Tasha?

Of course we'll get French toast for the table, darling!

Ooh, a tea party. Can I play?

[normal voice] It's not a tea party. It's brunch,

where we overdress, overpay and overshare. [titters]

You know who loves brunch?

Panther-Man!

What's that, Panther-Man?

Panther-Man wants to know if the French toast is for the table

or if he should order his own.

Sorry, Alice. Tea party's over.

Grandpa Vic, it's brunch and we have the table until 4 :00.

Well, too bad. Alice has laundry to do.

Pop-Pop, I'm grown now. I don't do chores.

Uh, grown-ups do chores, only they don't call them "chores."

They call it "life."

Unless you can't handle being an adult?

Fine, no problem. [sighs]

I'll start the laundry and be back before the beignets hit the table.

Panther-Man needs French toast. [imitates gobbling]

[gobbling intensifies]

Booker, get out of the chair before you break it.

And what are you even doing here?

I thought you were going out with Ivy and Neil.

Nah, I wasn't feeling it.

Figured I'd stay here and hang with Alice, Tasha and my main man.

Panther-Man!

[cell phone rings, clicks]

Hey, Booker. What's going on with your car?

-Did the mechanic fix it? -No, no. Janine's still not running.

Not running? What's wrong with her?

Oops. I must be getting another call.

You know, it might be the mechanic. Probably not. Gotta go.

-[Ivy struggles, pants] What'd he say? -He's not coming.

Well, we can't carry this burger all the way home.

-It weighs a ton. -I know.

I thought a Quarter Pounder would be lighter.

[Ivy scoffs]

Grandpa Vic, it's not that big a deal.

You busted your butt to get Janine up and running,

and now it's no big deal.

I don't understand.

-Let me try. -You really don't have to.

-[car engine starts] -Whoa! Wow. How'd you fix it?

I turned the key.

You know what, I'ma remember that next time.

Thanks.

Glad I could help.

She sounds great.

Not for long.

Why would every Scoot we call cancel on us?

[struggles] Oh, I don't know.

Maybe because we're two sweaty kids carrying a giant hamburger.

Aah, you're right. We should've called Scoot Eats.

Come on, Neil. This cable car is our only option.

-Okay. -All right.

-Lift on three, yeah? -Yeah.

One, two and... [Neil struggles]

-What happened? -What do you mean?

You lifted on "and."

-Oh, right. Okay. Let's try it again. -Okay. I'll count this time.

-Okay. -One, two, lift.

I said "lift."

Well, I thought we were lifting on three.

-Pick up the burger, Neil. -Okay.

-Okay, come on. You got it. -Yeah. There you go. Get there.

-I got it. Get it up. Get it up. Okay. -[struggles] I'm pu--.

-Okay. Careful. Okay. -There we go. We're going.

-[cable car bell rings] -[Neil mumbles]

Careful. Okay.

[standees chattering]

[Neil exhales]

[Ivy sighs] Finally, we're moving.

[pants] We're almost home.

Only 44 stops to go.

[Ivy whimpers]

Hey, can I see that coupon book I gave you?

Oh, sure.

It's laminated.

Why am I such a good gift-giver?

I don't get it.

Your car started earlier. What could've happened to it?

I don't know. It's an old car. You know how old stuff just stops working.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Yeah, you know, like your left hip, your right hip,

your ability to be hip.

Stop trying to be funny and call the mechanic.

Yep, that's what I'ma do.

I'ma call that mechanic.

I'ma call the mechanic right... never.

Stupid fitted sheet! I have an IQ of 162.

I can't lose to linen.

Hey, Alice. Do you wanna go play with my action figures?

I don't have time for dolls.

What-- [scoffs] I-- I never said dolls.

I said action figures.

I have to mop the kitchen floor,

call the cable company, wash the dishes,

and I'm still not finished with the laundry.

-You know how to fold one of these? -Yeah.

Just ball it up and leave it where mom can find it.

Then she'll think I'm incompetent.

It's not that bad.

Once you get past the shame, it's pretty awesome.

Well, I will not give her the satisfaction.

[struggles] I can do what she does.

Mm-'kay. Well, when you're done wrestling with that sheet,

can you wash my gym shorts? I need 'em for Monday.

No, you wash your own shorts.

Normally I would, but mom doesn't like it when I just wash one thing.

And since you already doing laundry...

Fine.

But if you ask me to do anything else,

I'm gonna wash your clothes

with you still in them.

Wow. You even starting to sound like mom. [titters]

Let me show you how-- No, you doin'-- Ball it up.

And get rid of it.

[groans] Seriously?

You proposed under this very burger? Wow.

From now on, when I smell beef grease, I'll think "romance."

Ivy, you have got to hear this story.

No. Not now, Neil. I found a study guide online,

and a couple more spots in my brain to cram facts into.

[Neil gasps] Whoa!

That lady over there has a Blimpo's tattoo.

-I bet we have so much to talk about. -[cable car brakes squeak]

Hey! Hey, Neil! You get back here.

-My butt can't hold this thing by itself. -[cable car bell rings]

[person pants]

[Ivy sighs] Thanks.

I've heard of supersize, but this is ridiculous.

[Ivy stamps foot]

Whoa, nobody ever laughs at my jokes.

Why not? They're hilarious.

-I'm Ivy. -I'm Rose.

What is with the burger?

[smacks lips, inhales] My friend dragged me out to go get it.

I should be studying.

I have a really important AP test on Monday.

But you waited until the last minute, and now you're cramming?

No, I started almost a month ago.

-But you struggle with the subject? -No.

I love history.

And science. And math.

I'm what is affectionally known as "a big, old nerd."

You remind me of me in high school.

I worried about every test, every grade, and then I got to college.

-And you had fun like all the time? -No.

I worried about every test, every grade,

and then I graduated and got an awesome job.

Oh, now you don't have to worry about tests and grades.

Nope. Now I worry about conceptualizing

synergistic deliverables along backward compatible quality vectors.

What is that?

I don't know. It's why I worry about it.

Point is, there's always something to worry about,

which is why you gotta do fun stuff when you can.

Okay, when you're 80,

you're gonna wanna tell the story about this giant burger,

not acing your AP test.

But I love telling people how I ace tests.

Just remember, grades are important, but so is having fun.

-[cable car brakes squeak] -This is my stop. Take care, Ivy.

Neil, Neil. I think I just talked to myself in the future.

Cool, whatever.

I just talked to the girl with the Blimpo's tattoo.

She's got the burger, the fries, the shake and the lemon pie.

It's a combo-meal sleeve!

I know what I'm getting when I'm 18.

Okay. Well, laundry's done.

Now to call the cable company.

This isn't hard. [scoffs]

Or am I just that good?

[automated voice] Good afternoon.

We're experiencing a larger than average call volume.

Your estimated wait time is 30 minutes.

Thirty minutes.

I'm sorry. Forty minutes.

Forty-- Are you kidding me?

You wanna make it 50 minutes?

No, no. Forty's good.

Yeah, Rose is right.

I need to have some balance.

I have been studying for this test for months.

When I'm not studying, I'm thinking about it.

And when I'm not thinking about it, I'm thinking,

-"Should I be thinking about it?" -Yeah.

Totally, but... [struggling]

No, no, no, no. I need to trust myself.

I am ready for that test.

There's a time for studying, and there's a time for fun.

-And right now, it's time for fun. -[giant burger thuds]

Right, Neil?

[squeals]

-Right now, I think it's time for running. -Why?

Mmm. That's why.

[Ivy splutters]

-Stop! -[cable car brakes squeal]

Okay. [pants]

Come on.

Do you mind waiting for us? We'll be right back.

[giant burger rolling]

-On second thought, don't wait for us. -[both pant]

Follow that burger.

-[automated voice] Thanks for holding.-[sighs] Finally.

I'm just calling to see if I can lower my monthly cable bill.

I'm sorry. You want Current Customers.

This is the Previous Customers department.

-Why would previous customers be calling? - Great question.

I'll connect you to the automated Frequently Asked Questions line.

- Hold, please. -No, wait.

Your estimated wait time is outside our business hours.

- Goodbye. -No, no, no.

[Raven humming]

[exhales] I had such an amazing spa treatment,

and then I took a little stroll in the mall,

did a little shopping,

realized I spent too much money and had to return some items.

Whoo! It was a good day!

-Stop! -What happened? Why?

I know you're not tracking mud all over my clean floors.

[exhales] Sorry. My bad. My bad.

Um... [sniffs] You missed a spot.

[Alice] What happened to my sheets?

Oh, so, you didn't do this?

I just spent all afternoon folding them.

But you're the only kid in the house who would actually make a blanket fort.

She's not the only one.

[both] Booker?

Remember we used to build forts all the time in Chicago?

Mama, why we stop doing that?

Because you grew up. I thought.

Grew up? He's been acting like a child all day.

All he wanted to do was play, while I was working my butt off.

Do I get a thank you?

No. No.

Oh, wait, so you're overworked and underappreciated?

Ah, congratulations! You're an adult and a parent.

He asked me to wash his clothes,

and look what I found in his laundry bag.

What even is this?

I could've broken the washing machine.

What? This? This is nothing.

That's a distributor cap.

Removing this would be a good way to keep Janine from running.

Okay. Um, Alice, why don't you go to your room.

Are you sending me away so the grown folks can talk?

Yes.

Sweet! I'm a kid again.

Oh, thank goodness!

[sighs] Being an adult is tough.

Now I see why old people take naps.

Well, if you need me, I'll be in my Booker bunker.

Stop.

Booker, why isn't that thing on your engine?

I don't know. It must have fallen off.

Distributor caps don't just fall off.

All right, fine. Okay? I took it off.

I never want to drive again.

Oh, you can't make your bed, but you can build a fort out of sheets. Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

-[sighs] You wanna talk about it? -Not really.

Oh, okay.

[struggles]

-I didn't mean what I said. -[Raven groans]

Yeah, that's-- Wait, hold on a minute.

I do want to drive again, but I'm--

Nervous? Scared? Confused?

All of it.

I used to feel safe, and now I don't.

I get it.

Every time you leave the house, I get nervous.

Sometimes, I wish I could just keep you in here with me.

Great. Let's do that.

You know, I got this fort now.

We get a couple more blankets, I could build you--

I could build you a mommy suite.

You know we can't do that.

There's so many wonderful things that are gonna happen to you, Booker,

but they're not gonna happen if you stay in this fort.

But what if I'm driving and I get stopped by the cops again?

You might.

But you'll know how to handle it.

And you don't want anyone else dictating your life.

Except for me. I'm your mom. You gotta do as I say.

But if you feel this way again,

I don't want you to sabotage your car

or build a fort in the living room.

I need you to come talk to me. Okay?

I love you.

I love you too, Mom.

You'll get back out there when you're ready.

Thanks, Mom.

In the meantime, I'm gonna need you to fold these sheets

'cause I can protect you from a lot

but not Alice.

-But can you help me up? -Yeah, I'm getting up.

-Here you go. -[both groan]

-[both pant] -It's too fast.

That's why they call it fast -food. [laughs]

Ivy, now is not the time for jokes.

So you admit it's a joke?

We have to catch it before it reaches Hayes Street.

You're right. It is all downhill from there.

And I mean that figuratively and literally.

[cackles]

I'm sorry, Neil. I shouldn't be cracking you up right now.

It's okay. You're not.

We're never gonna catch that thing. I mean, who knew something loaded

with meat, cheese, pickles, onions and Blimpo's sauce could move so fast?

Maybe we should just give up.

No. No, we're not giving up.

I have to tell this story when I'm 80.

I'm probably gonna tell it sooner, so I hope you're cool with that.

Hey. What are you waiting for? Get in.

You got your car running?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not afraid to be out in the world anymore.

I'm trying to live more in the present.

I have the same one I had this morning, and it's getting away.

[Ivy] Go.

Okay. Step on it!

Nuh-uh. Seat belts.

-[Ivy] Oh, right. -[Neil] Oh, yep.

-[Booker] Yep. -[Neil] Yep.

-Now step on it. -[tires squeal]

-[all struggle] -[Neil] Okay.

I thought we were keeping this at your house.

[groans] I can't. My mom's a vegetarian.

Bro, come on. Let's just throw it away.

And throw away a golden memory from our childhood?

Absolutely not.

-[door opens] -What's that noise?

-It's slipping. -No. Don't let go!

-Let go of what? -[all] Oh!

[giant burger thuds]

A giant burger.

Wasn't expecting that.

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