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I have been asked by General de
Gaulle to find a way to get French
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paratroopers involved in
missions with a British unit.
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I've already chosen my officers.
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So far in this war,
I've killed 21 men.
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So, in fact, you can call me 21.
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Next!
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You play the piano, Paddy?
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Almonds was trying to teach me.
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Oh, I see. Let the games begin.
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What is it about Stirling
that you dislike so much?
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I invented the SAS.
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He had no right to destroy
it in its first mission.
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Only the dreamer
and the madman left.
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I have 20 of the toughest, finest
paratroopers in the French army
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under my command.
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This was my idea.
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And everything up until then
has been part of a strategy.
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You only have to spare one man.
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Somebody left behind to train the
Free French in desert warfare.
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I decided it has to be you.
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So I stay in Jalo while you
continue to go out on missions?
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So, the loser
finds a way to win.
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Two trucks.
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Now, I would suggest that we form
up into ranks and straight lines
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for a formal military greeting,
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with salutes and all
that... wonderful nonsense.
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But that would give them a rather
false impression of who we are.
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Hey, sir. Will you want to
share out our shish, like?
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Offer it only if asked.
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Do we raise their flag?
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Their flag? Have we got it.
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Yeah, I made one.
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I bought some coloured
bedsheets in a brothel in Cairo.
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Visiting the mother,
was you, Riley?
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Well, if you've
made one, raise it.
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I thought the French
flag was all white.
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OK, all of you, when
the Free French arrived,
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there will be no infantile abuse
or counterproductive stereotyping
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for any reason whatsoever.
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Even if it transpires that the
unwashed French bastards deserve it.
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And, besides, insults would be
unwise, even light-hearted ones.
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I have it on very good authority
that they are a rough lot.
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Yeah!
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For God's sake. This is Paddy
Mayne's welcoming party.
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Where the bloody hell is he?
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Oh, here's the mad bastard.
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Frenchmen at 500 yards, sir.
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There is a man among them
called Augustin Jordan.
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He is a poet, and he's killed more
Germans than all of us put together.
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Now, I gave my word that we
would unfasten their leashes
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and let them fight.
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Rommel's airstrips are
now heavily defended.
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Men like Jordan are men like us,
and they've lost their country.
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It'd be rather unsporting
to kill him at 500... 400.
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Perhaps, instead, you should
read poetry to one another,
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and then wrestle naked in
the sand to see which of you
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is the finest Spartan warrior.
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Never wrestle naked in the sand.
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Sand under the foreskin
is one of the most painful
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medical conditions imaginable.
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Have you been drinking?
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Aye.
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And are you going to
at least be polite?
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The last French words I
heard were, "Ne tirez pas."
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And I was very polite.
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I said, je suis desole.
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J'ai peur d'avoir.
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Company!
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Company, garde-a-vous!
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Ooh!
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Paddy, perhaps you would like
to inspect your men, hmm?
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This is Lieutenant Amelde.
Former paratrooper.
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This is Soldier X.
Real name unknown.
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Ex-Foreign Legion.
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We call him La Vinas. Grapes.
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Cos he drinks wine
instead of water.
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La Vinas.
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Grapes.
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How many of your men do not
remember their own names?
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Most of my men speak
no English at all.
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Well, actually,
Paddy speaks French.
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No, he fucking doesn't.
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Paddy speaks dog.
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And your men speak dog.
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So...
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..we will communicate as dogs.
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This is one man
that knows his name.
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Sergeant Essner,
ex-Foreign Legion.
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He joined the adventure before
the war began, and he's German.
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He is invaluable at roadblocks.
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We have German uniforms in
our truck, and four of my men
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are fluent in German, but
Sergeant Essner's the real thing.
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Ooh, Mr real thing.
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How real are you,
Sergeant Essner?
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I am a real soldier.
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I despise the French.
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But I fucking hate Germans.
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You are a German...
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..in a French man's uniform.
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Nothing but a turncoat.
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Expect to be isolated
by my contempt.
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Yes, sir.
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Actually...
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..there are two of us.
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I am Corporal Bruckner.
I am German, too.
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They came as a pair.
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That's fucking brilliant.
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Tweedledum and Tweedle-Deustch.
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What the fuck is that?
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This is Aspirant Halevy.
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He speaks German, as well.
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He is Jewish.
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His entire family, including his two
children, were taken to the camps.
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He has made a vow to kill
as many Nazis as he can.
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I am a hand grenade, sir.
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Pull the pin, throw me where
the enemy's most numerous.
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We have use for men
like him, Paddy.
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Fair play.
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Show me to the philosopher.
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Augustin Jordan, my
second in command.
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Winner of the Croix de Guerre,
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and former professor of
philosophy at La Sorbonne.
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Sir.
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I hear you're a poet.
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The eyes of a familiar
compound ghost.
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Both intimate and
unidentifiable.
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I find TS Eliot rather dull.
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Not a debate worth getting sand under
the foreskin for, one might imagine.
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Parade dismissed.
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Well, this is going to
be rather fun, isn't it?
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While you're settling in,
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I'm going to be taking my men
on a little jolly up country.
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What's a jolly?
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Halt! German up front!
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Jesus Christ. It's OK. It's OK.
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Truck is ours.
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It was stolen to order by
our friend here at the LRDG.
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The intelligence boys took
it, they painted it up,
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put the German vehicle
identity code on the roof.
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We're going to be using
it with us tonight.
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There's someone down
there, sir. Oh, yeah.
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Yes.
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On tonight's jolly, we're going
to be taking a guest with us.
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His first name is Randolph.
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His second name is Churchill.
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Blimey. Fuck.
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His father, Winston, has heard
about us, and wants to know more,
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so sent his son along
to join in the fun.
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But, please, feel free to treat him
as badly as you treat everyone else.
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Too right, sir.
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Company!
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Garde-a-vous!
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Stand easy.
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We will begin your training regime
this morning with a wee competition.
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You will divide into two groups.
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And use these poles
and these planks
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to build two scaffolds
30 feet high.
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There are hammers,
nails and screws.
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But no plan.
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So you will have to
use your initiative.
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Is there a French
word for initiative?
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The first team to build a scaffold
30 feet high, which a man can climb,
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will be the winners.
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How do we divide?
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Germans, Jews,
non-French Legionnaires
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against the French. No.
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We do not divide
ourselves that way.
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I have just divided
you in that way.
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Any more questions?
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Well, there fucking
should be a question.
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"Why are you asking us to build
two scaffolds 30 feet high
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"in the middle of
the fucking desert?"
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We're trained not
to question orders.
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We're trained to carry them out.
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Lesson number one, on
morning number one...
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..you must ask why.
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Why?
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Very fucking good.
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Sharp. Yeah.
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You must ask why, because if you
know why you are carrying out
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your mission, when things fuck
up - as they inevitably will -
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you will know how to
achieve what you set out
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to achieve in a different way.
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In your own way.
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So, why are we building
two towers 30 feet high
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in the middle of the desert?
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Because when they are built,
you are going to climb them
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and jump off them.
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While you are carrying out this test
of teamwork, initiative and stamina,
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I'm going to be up
there on that ridge.
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Observing? Nope.
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I'm going to be shooting at you.
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You'll be what?
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I'll be shooting at you
with live ammunition.
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It'll be up to you
to avoid my bullets.
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I see evidence of
slacking or shirking...
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..that really does get my goat,
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and I might just decide
to wing the culprit.
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But most of all, I'll be shooting
at you by way of encouragement.
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As a general rule, I'll be shooting
at anybody who stands still.
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So don't stand still!
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Oh, oh.
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If any of you feel like this
is all a wee bit unfair,
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fucking please feel free to
try and do something about it.
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Oh, be warned.
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When I put up that bucket
earlier, there was a frog in it.
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Now, then, she's a truck.
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Treat her like a
horse, not a kitten.
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And you're Italian. Drive
like one. What does that mean?
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Green means go. Amber
means accelerate.
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Red means accelerate
and honk your horn.
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I thought we were supposed
to be in the Afrika Korps?
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When in Rome, Cooper!
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Be careful with him, David.
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Yes, jolly good.
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So, you're going to just drive
into Benghazi and plant explosives?
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Oh, yes. That's the plan.
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I like plans that can be
explained with one breath.
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Benghazi is Rommel's doorway
to the Mediterranean.
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We're going to blow that
door off its hinges.
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You'll be able to tell your
father victory is spelled SAS.
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How will we get into Benghazi?
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Oh, war is mostly chaos.
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With random explosions,
bits of heroism
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and lots of self preservation.
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Most of the time, soldiers have
no fucking idea what's going on.
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Italian checkpoints are manned
by boys and shopkeepers.
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Aren't you going to
shave? No. No point.
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All you need to get
past them is arrogance,
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a few German uniforms,
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and parachutist Cooper.
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He speaks Italian as well
as your average Nazi.
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The Italians will assume
we're trusty German allies.
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And if that doesn't work,
well, then you just...
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..open fire.
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Next time we're in an oasis and
you pull up a frog, keep it.
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Share it with the group.
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Bully beef can get
terribly monotonous.
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I have you! Get on your feet!
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Put your hands in the air!
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Back off!
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I don't believe you.
Don't believe me?
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I expected better from you.
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My commanding officer has some
idea that you and I are similar.
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A shared love of
poetry and philosophy.
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I wonder...
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..if it's something more or not.
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Sh..
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Perhaps we should find out.
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What say you, Professor?
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One go each.
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I say, you're fucking insane.
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Ye who philosophise
on life and death...
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00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,559
Yes, yes.
255
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,079
You now are looking at
the real thing! Stop...
256
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,999
In this moment! Stop!
257
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,160
Merde!
258
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,120
You're up.
259
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,959
I offer you a moment.
260
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,920
I have a wife and a child.
261
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,839
I save my bullets for the enemy!
262
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,119
We're here to defeat
fascism, not play your games.
263
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,719
I cannot believe you just
risked your life for no reason.
264
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,359
I told you the reason.
265
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,279
You would do this purely to
discover that I'm not you?
266
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,200
Yeah. That's it?
267
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,360
Yep.
268
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,599
Oh, and listen.
269
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,240
Since I have stopped firing bullets,
your men have stopped working.
270
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,600
Work!
271
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,039
Lesson learned about men
and the motivation of men.
272
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,200
Fuck...
273
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,400
See, Mr Jordan...
274
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,800
..SAS training is mostly
about what is in here.
275
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,040
Now get back to work.
276
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,319
Do the same, just in case you
have to go out with a bang.
277
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,279
How's the old
man? FIREARM COCKS
278
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,960
Oh, you know, he's
keeping busy. Yeah.
279
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,959
Just think.
280
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,039
If in two minutes' time, we
all get a bullet in the head.
281
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,359
It'll your name on the
front of the newspapers,
282
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,280
and we'll all be but a footnote.
283
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,680
Rather amusing.
284
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,719
Fuck. No, no, that's good.
285
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,600
That's good. We're in luck.
286
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,799
Ooh, a dandy. Even
more good luck.
287
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,000
Tell him I have to shit.
I've got dysentery.
288
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,720
Uh...!
289
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,320
Scheisse, scheisse...!
290
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,159
Ah...!
291
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,520
Per favore.
292
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,199
Oh, right. We forgot to put the
fucking numbers on the roof.
293
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,720
It was Dudley Clark's
job to sort that out.
294
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,999
Cooper, you're driving on the
bloody English side of the road!
295
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,639
Get over!
296
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,880
Jesus bloody Christ...!
297
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,119
Looks like you might make the
front pages of the newspapers,
298
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,520
after all, old boy.
299
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,519
Turn left up here. Let's
see if they follow.
300
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,119
Don't indicate! When was the last
time you saw an Italian soldier
301
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,519
indicating before he turned?
Well, I thought we were supposed
302
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,160
to be Germans. Shut up, Cooper.
Don't you fucking dare look around.
303
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,519
Cooper!
304
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,039
Shit!
305
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,760
Sorry, sir. All right.
306
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,360
Right, come on. Cooper.
307
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,679
Turn left up here.
308
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,520
They follow us, we open fire.
309
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,240
Fuck. It's a dead end, sir.
310
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,759
Bloody hell.
311
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,840
Right, two hours to relax
before dark, gentlemen.
312
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,760
No-one divides us,
Lieutenant Mayne.
313
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,439
Just like me.
314
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,559
Next to the bone is best!
315
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,359
Life close to death
316
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:49,320
is truly fucking magnificent!
317
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,559
Before you jump, do
you have a question?
318
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,599
Pourquoi? Why are we jumping?
319
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,800
Because why the fuck not?
320
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,560
Go!
321
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,319
Go!
322
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,799
Pathetic!
323
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,040
Go!
324
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,160
Go!
325
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,760
Pretty fucking good.
326
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,400
Go!
327
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,440
Pathetic.
328
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,280
Fucking move!
329
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,879
Oh, fucking hell.
330
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,760
Tweedle-fucking-dee!
331
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,999
Mr real thing.
332
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,119
Let's have a good look at you.
333
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,400
Go! Why the fuck not...
334
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,599
Fucking useless!
335
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,360
Go!
336
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,959
Go!
337
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,920
Like a sack of shite.
338
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,480
That's fucking diabolical.
339
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,680
Go! Go! Go!
340
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,159
Stand by!
341
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,480
Go!
342
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,519
Go!
343
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,399
That is a fucking order.
344
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,759
Silence!
345
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,400
Fuck's sake.
346
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,240
Absolutely no chance.
347
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,719
Get that out of the way now.
348
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,680
That is a fucking order!
349
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,880
Pourquoi pas!
350
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,600
He did it! He did it!
351
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,080
Listen out, chaps, prime
the 30-minute fuses.
352
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,599
Righty.
353
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,480
You and Jim head for the petrol
docks round there. Go on.
354
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,639
Sea kings, you take Cooper
and eradicate that harbour.
355
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,559
Churchill, I should hope
you've got your swimming cap
356
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,760
Rendezvous back
here in 27 minutes.
357
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,040
Come on.
358
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,640
Right.
359
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,760
Go!
360
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,439
I don't know any Italian.
361
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,359
You know any German?
362
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,960
Bit of libretto, Wagner.
363
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,040
We have to convince
them we're Germans.
364
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,480
Try it.
365
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,599
Run.
366
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,440
Catch!
367
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,639
Fuck!
368
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,480
Shit!
369
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,799
Fucking marvellous!
370
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,199
How the fuck are we going
to get out of here now?
371
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,680
How long? About four minutes.
372
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,639
Where the fuck is Stirling?
373
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,640
One more minute and
we'll leave him behind.
374
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,240
What the fuck is he doing?
375
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,880
Stand up straight, walk with us.
376
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,800
They've set up roadblocks.
377
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,160
OK, Cooper, we need
to try something new.
378
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,280
Do your line.
379
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,440
20 seconds.
380
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,599
Oh! What A Surprise for
the Du-ce by Elsie Carlisle
381
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,079
They're looking for
Germans with beards!
382
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,440
Yes, on reflection,
terrible idea not to shave.
383
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,320
Fuck it!
384
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,960
Hey!
385
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,296
When we're next in his city,
386
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,572
especially one where
you have created
387
00:39:42,596 --> 00:39:43,959
a good deal of chaos,
388
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,880
your approach to checkpoints
can be much less subtle.
389
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,200
25!
390
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,439
26!
391
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,199
So, what will you say to your
father when we get back to London?
392
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:09,120
I will say, holy,
holy... holy fuck!
393
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,640
You shites.
394
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,040
You don't want to join us?
395
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,520
I'm only staying to make sure you
don't damage any of our property.
396
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,560
Your men are very drunk.
397
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,559
You make me curious.
398
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,599
Don't you have anyone
back in England?
399
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,560
Nobody in England,
no. I'm Irish.
400
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,320
And in Ireland, I have a mother.
401
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,000
Why do you ask?
402
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,199
What you did today,
403
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,879
I wondered if you'd do
that if you loved someone.
404
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,760
Hmm.
405
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,679
We British don't have these
pointless conversations.
406
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,279
But in my opinion,
407
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,599
loving somebody can make
you too fond of life,
408
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,920
which... can turn
you into a coward.
409
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,519
A coward?
410
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,120
How so?
411
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,399
My friend, they're
just playing. Huh?
412
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,320
It's just the piano.
413
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,360
Your wee loyal German
sounds like a Nazi to me.
414
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,240
Paddy!
415
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,080
You Nazi rat!
416
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,640
Don't touch the piano again!
417
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,200
Calm down, Pad!
418
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,479
Captain Mayne? Get out!
419
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,920
Captain Mayne... whatever
is the cause of your pain?
420
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,840
You have my deepest sympathy.
421
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,000
I can hear it, but
I don't believe it.
422
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:29,759
What the...? Couple of souvenirs
from Benghazi. What's left of it.
423
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,439
I sent you out in an Opel Blitz
424
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,240
and you come back in a
fucking pram and a handcart!
425
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,399
Oh, bollocks!
426
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:43,719
There's a rumour going around in
Cairo that Winston Churchill's son
427
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,279
went on a mission behind
enemy lines with the SAS.
428
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:52,159
Of course, no-one but a fool like
me would believe such a rumour.
429
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,839
Mr Churchill, how was your trip?
430
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,999
Oh, you know, bit
of sightseeing.
431
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,359
How the hell did you manage to
hitch a ride with my driver?
432
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,719
Oh, she has friends
in very high places.
433
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,559
I would like to speak
to Mr Churchill.
434
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,680
I have a message for him
to give to his father.
435
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,239
Randolph, may I introduce
you to a single cause
436
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,519
walking on two legs,
with a single goal
437
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,919
and many, many strategies
for achieving it?
438
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,919
In London, the British Prime Minister tends
not to take General de Gaulle's calls.
439
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,239
I thought I'd try another
method of getting his attention.
440
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,679
Well, you certainly
have my attention.
441
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,239
Well, permission denied, Randy.
442
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:32,239
And perhaps you would come
with me and explain exactly
443
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,400
how you managed to get a hold of
such confidential information.
444
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,599
Your journey was wasted.
445
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,520
Who told you he was
being picked up here?
446
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,000
Dudley Clarke.
447
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,000
The other reason I came
was to see how you were.
448
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,720
Thank you. For what?
449
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,200
For not smelling
of blood or petrol.
450
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,719
I'm sorry.
451
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,720
It takes me a while
to get back to normal.
452
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,879
Before I go, I take
these, er... amphetamines.
453
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,119
When I get back, I
take barbiturates.
454
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,280
I am myself in between.
455
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,760
But... I'm not in
between quite yet.
456
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,880
How long?
457
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,120
About an hour after sunset,
I will stop shaking.
458
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:55,280
And then about an hour after that,
I will stop hearing explosions.
459
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,680
May I stay for that?
460
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,759
How was Cairo? When the
wind blows from the west,
461
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,479
you can hear the Panzer
Division straining at the leash.
462
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:15,919
But also buzzing with talk about
the rogue heroes of the SAS
463
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,080
and the phantom
major who leads them.
464
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,400
And how is Dudley Clarke
responding to all the glory?
465
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,440
It seems he's impatient
for your destruction.
466
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,400
The trucks we were
given by intelligence...
467
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:40,200
..for our attack on Benghazi
had no code numbers on the roof.
468
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,360
We were sent out
as sitting ducks.
469
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,519
As Head of French
Intelligence Cairo,
470
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,559
I'm officially warning
you to be aware
471
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,440
of your own
intelligence operatives.
472
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,800
They do not all mean you well.
473
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,279
So, you see, I'm not just
devoted to one cause,
474
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,120
I'm also concerned for you.
475
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,280
Did I hear Head of French
Intelligence Cairo?
476
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,320
I reported my boss
for being a drunk.
477
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,920
For the good of France,
I do bad things.
478
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,759
Oh, God!
479
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,680
You're quite a
number, aren't you?
480
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,520
What is a number?
481
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,080
As a general rule, I avoid
possession and being possessed.
482
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:48,440
So please do not waste your
concern on me. I am sorry.
483
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,040
Your life is no
business of mine.
484
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,240
You can make it your business.
485
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,320
Why the fuck are
they not training?
486
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:20,080
Oh, dear.
487
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,600
Yeah.
488
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,240
My men have refused to work under
the Captain Mayne's command.
489
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,520
My men have decided
that he's a madman.
490
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,480
Two of them have broken jaws.
491
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,719
One has three broken ribs.
492
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:46,719
And among the broken
bottles on the floor,
493
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:47,999
you'll find several teeth.
494
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,440
All right, I will speak to him!
495
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,120
He needs to be put
in a fucking cage!
496
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,919
Destroy many planes?
497
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,039
Two boats.
498
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,919
We're counting
boats now, are we?
499
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,359
Yes!
500
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,679
I knew you would make a fucking
useless training officer!
501
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,039
I knew you were deeply
unsuited to the task!
502
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,719
So, why did you do it? I did it
because you were proving to be
503
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:40,079
a more effective
commanding officer than me.
504
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,799
I did it to win the
game. There it is.
505
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,879
If this is some kind
of double bluff,
506
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,679
I'm telling you, it
isn't very smart.
507
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,999
Oh, it's the truth!
508
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,160
My father taught me to win at
everything, in any way possible.
509
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,839
Who shot the gazelle? It
was that or a Frenchman.
510
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,400
Why did you fight them?
Because they're French.
511
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,559
So, it's your daddy's fault?
512
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,508
Oh, yes. Because of
my daddy, I already feel
513
00:52:03,532 --> 00:52:05,799
the urgent need to shoot
a gazelle to match you.
514
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,999
Go fucking shoot one, then.
Apologise to the French!
515
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,720
No fucking chance!
516
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,959
There's a herd of gazelle
two miles from here.
517
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,239
Go get it out of your system.
518
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:18,959
I blame my father. What's your
excuse for being such a mad fucker?
519
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,519
I don't need a fucking excuse.
520
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,639
One night, someone's going to
come in here and slit your throat.
521
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,000
They are welcome to try!
522
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,120
What sort of boats?
523
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,440
Torpedo boats.
524
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,879
Yes, and half the harbour.
What a shame you missed it.
525
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,959
And you're serious
about the gazelle?
526
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,079
Yes. You want to shoot one,
you need to shoot a gazelle?
527
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,639
Oh, yes. Good.
528
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,799
Because they've probably
all fucked off now anyway.
529
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,719
Oh, you mad Irish cunt!
530
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:55,679
Ah, the use of Irish
as an adjective
531
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,159
is very provoking.
532
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,119
Oh, yeah? So we go to it. You
and me in the sand, come on!
533
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,559
I would beat you to death.
I would pull a knife.
534
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:06,519
I'd take your knife from you, cut off your
balls and stir them into a Bloody Mary,
535
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,959
which I would then force-feed
down your Jacobean throat.
536
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,240
You need to forget
about Eoin McGonigal.
537
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,920
There.
538
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,560
That was me pulling a knife.
539
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,760
It's best for you to leave
this tent right now. No.
540
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,799
I know you went to find
him, to bury him properly.
541
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,279
Well, now you MUST
bury him in your head.
542
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,359
No-one can bear
undeclared grief, Paddy.
543
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,479
Now, I am going to relieve
you of your training duties.
544
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,120
I didn't find his body.
545
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,160
I didn't find his body.
546
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,400
I know.
547
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:02,439
Paddy? Churchill's son
turned up, as promised.
548
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,839
He came with us.
He's very impressed.
549
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,679
He will lobby for
us with his father.
550
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:10,880
Also, we are apparently
the talk of Cairo.
551
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,240
Now is our moment.
552
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,759
I'm going to ask GHQ for Jeeps,
553
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,120
Vickers machine guns,
ammunition, explosives, more men.
554
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,760
The war is in the balance.
555
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,159
We can change the course
of it, while you...
556
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,320
sulk like Achilles in your tent.
557
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,680
I'll not apologise.
558
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,640
But you can tell the Frenchmen
that I shot that gazelle for them.
559
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,720
And that I will roast it on a
fire and share the meat with them.
560
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,279
I am gradually coming
around to the notion
561
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,360
that they might
actually be good men.
562
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,080
All our men are good men.
563
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,360
They just have the
misfortune to be led by us.
564
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,960
Come on, I'll help you
cook this fucking thing.
565
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,080
Come on, boys! Come on!
566
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,159
To our future jollies together
and the defeat of fascism!
567
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,840
Why don't you pretend to be bloody
civilised and get in a line?
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