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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,164 --> 00:00:01,282 LIDIA: Previously on "Moonshine." 2 00:00:01,306 --> 00:00:03,460 Dad dug up a license plate he thinks had something to do 3 00:00:03,484 --> 00:00:05,609 with my birth mom. Got a name. And an address. 4 00:00:05,610 --> 00:00:08,403 OSCAR: I need you to get me a $15K installment 5 00:00:08,404 --> 00:00:10,973 by the end of the week. Back taxes. 6 00:00:11,074 --> 00:00:13,875 Cash transactions, hard to track, easy to inflate. 7 00:00:13,977 --> 00:00:16,311 How do you feel about bingo? 8 00:00:16,412 --> 00:00:19,748 The time has come for a spiritual purge, people. 9 00:00:19,849 --> 00:00:22,017 Welcome to the first official episode 10 00:00:22,118 --> 00:00:24,019 of "Milk Crate Confessionals". 11 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:27,422 LIDIA: I've got a fix for N-36. 12 00:00:27,523 --> 00:00:29,658 - You're a natural. - Kinda loved it. 13 00:00:29,759 --> 00:00:31,693 You better be careful. 14 00:00:31,794 --> 00:00:33,495 You'll get hooked. 15 00:00:36,466 --> 00:00:39,501 NORA: Well, Foxton, the people have spoken. 16 00:00:39,602 --> 00:00:42,738 You want more dirty details of my chronic bad decisions... 17 00:00:42,839 --> 00:00:44,373 and you got it. 18 00:00:44,474 --> 00:00:45,874 Welcome back... 19 00:00:45,975 --> 00:00:49,044 to another edition of "Milk Crate Confessionals". 20 00:00:49,145 --> 00:00:50,679 Okay, uh... 21 00:00:50,780 --> 00:00:52,514 oh man... 22 00:00:53,649 --> 00:00:55,650 okay. 23 00:00:55,752 --> 00:00:58,920 Coldplay. "Rush of Blood to the Head" tour shirt. 24 00:00:59,022 --> 00:01:02,457 Now, I have dished on some of my most... 25 00:01:02,558 --> 00:01:04,359 effed-up relationships, 26 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:05,961 but this baby, oof, 27 00:01:06,062 --> 00:01:07,362 this will take us on a ride 28 00:01:07,463 --> 00:01:09,798 with a FEMA-worthy disaster I had 29 00:01:09,899 --> 00:01:12,534 with a self-destructive narcissist with great tits. 30 00:01:12,635 --> 00:01:15,971 Me! Circa 2003. 31 00:01:16,072 --> 00:01:19,574 Now, the good news, 22-year-old Nora is long gone. 32 00:01:19,675 --> 00:01:21,376 Why? 33 00:01:21,477 --> 00:01:24,980 Because we are not chained to our former selves. 34 00:01:25,081 --> 00:01:26,915 It is a new day, lovers, 35 00:01:27,016 --> 00:01:29,918 so, get out the lube and get on a horse. 36 00:01:30,019 --> 00:01:32,087 It's 9:00 a.m. somewhere. 37 00:01:32,188 --> 00:01:34,089 The gum of business professionals. 38 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:35,924 (PACKAGE CRINKLES) 39 00:01:36,025 --> 00:01:37,659 (RADIO PLAYS IN BACKGROUND) 40 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:38,927 Hmm. 41 00:01:40,563 --> 00:01:42,397 (RADIO CLICKS OFF) 42 00:01:43,699 --> 00:01:44,966 (GUM SQUISHES) 43 00:01:45,068 --> 00:01:47,402 Hello, Mr. Car Dealership Man, 44 00:01:47,503 --> 00:01:50,072 I may have no credit history and no clean criminal record, 45 00:01:50,173 --> 00:01:52,674 and I definitely do not have enough money for a down payment 46 00:01:52,775 --> 00:01:56,678 but... I did just pass my GED and I am well on my way 47 00:01:56,779 --> 00:01:59,514 to a prosperous business venture. 48 00:01:59,615 --> 00:02:02,984 All I need is 0% APR financing. 49 00:02:03,086 --> 00:02:05,120 Thank you for your time. 50 00:02:05,221 --> 00:02:06,922 (GUM SQUISHES) 51 00:02:07,023 --> 00:02:08,990 - (HANDS CLAPPING) - Whoa! So profesh! 52 00:02:09,092 --> 00:02:10,692 (GIGGLES) 53 00:02:10,793 --> 00:02:12,427 I'd totally do business with you. 54 00:02:12,528 --> 00:02:14,029 (SQUEALS) 55 00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:15,607 You're gonna wear pants though, right? 56 00:02:15,631 --> 00:02:17,532 Uh, duh! 57 00:02:17,633 --> 00:02:20,035 - I am a businesswoman. (LAUGHS) - Ah! 58 00:02:20,136 --> 00:02:21,803 Ah! (LAUGHS) 59 00:02:21,904 --> 00:02:24,005 ? This is my life, this is my life ? 60 00:02:24,107 --> 00:02:26,708 ? This is my life, my life ? 61 00:02:26,809 --> 00:02:28,977 ? This is my life, this is my life, ? 62 00:02:29,078 --> 00:02:31,446 ? This is my life, my life ? 63 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:36,451 (DISTANT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 64 00:02:36,552 --> 00:02:38,053 ? 65 00:02:38,154 --> 00:02:39,888 FELICIA: I'm gettin' major Joan Jett vibes 66 00:02:39,989 --> 00:02:41,990 by way of a mid-town mommy about to... 67 00:02:42,091 --> 00:02:43,892 cheap-whiskey her life off a cliff. 68 00:02:43,993 --> 00:02:46,061 So, now I'm seeing you when I'm sober. 69 00:02:46,162 --> 00:02:47,562 (CHUCKLES) 70 00:02:47,663 --> 00:02:49,831 And I happen to like Joan Jett. 71 00:02:49,932 --> 00:02:52,033 She's a badass. Which makes me a badass. 72 00:02:52,135 --> 00:02:54,736 Hmm. Fleecing the local bingo brigade. 73 00:02:54,837 --> 00:02:57,973 Oh, a little money laundering for the greater good. 74 00:02:58,074 --> 00:03:00,142 A victimless crime. 75 00:03:00,243 --> 00:03:02,177 To be honest, not as hard as I thought. 76 00:03:02,278 --> 00:03:04,546 Hmm. You know what's hard? 77 00:03:04,647 --> 00:03:06,581 Bunkmate Bertha. 78 00:03:06,682 --> 00:03:08,750 Women's prison, Snowflake. 79 00:03:08,851 --> 00:03:11,086 What happened to "Fight the ocean, Lidia." 80 00:03:11,187 --> 00:03:12,754 'Cause right now, 81 00:03:12,855 --> 00:03:14,990 the ocean is the Moonshine's overdue tax bill. 82 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:18,026 That's right, I just made the ocean my bitch. 83 00:03:18,127 --> 00:03:21,096 Besides, it was a one-time thing. 84 00:03:21,197 --> 00:03:23,098 Someone had to step up. 85 00:03:23,199 --> 00:03:26,768 Goin' rogue, eh? Lyin' to your family. 86 00:03:26,869 --> 00:03:29,604 (CLICKS TONGUE) All feels a little familiar, 87 00:03:29,705 --> 00:03:31,773 doesn't it? 88 00:03:31,874 --> 00:03:36,945 ? 89 00:03:38,247 --> 00:03:40,615 NORA: And remember, you know, it doesn't count... 90 00:03:40,716 --> 00:03:42,517 if you don't count it. 91 00:03:42,618 --> 00:03:46,788 So... uh, this upcoming, uninterrupted, 92 00:03:46,889 --> 00:03:48,690 half hour of dad rock, 93 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:50,525 is brought to you by Pepe's Pizza. 94 00:03:50,626 --> 00:03:54,095 Unofficial sponsor of the dad... bod. 95 00:03:54,197 --> 00:03:56,932 (SILENCES MUSIC IN STUDIO, HEADPHONES RATTLE) 96 00:03:57,033 --> 00:03:58,633 Brought you a date with kale. 97 00:03:58,734 --> 00:04:00,969 (CUP CLATTERS) 98 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:02,737 It's dates and kale. 99 00:04:02,838 --> 00:04:04,206 (SLURPS BRIEFLY, SWALLOWS HARD) 100 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:05,827 Is this meant to be a peace offering, 101 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:07,209 or are you punishing me? 102 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:08,750 Because that tastes like punishment. 103 00:04:08,844 --> 00:04:10,545 Okay, I know that... 104 00:04:10,646 --> 00:04:13,114 I wasn't supportive of you 105 00:04:13,216 --> 00:04:14,549 exposing every detail 106 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:16,818 of our personal life over the radio. 107 00:04:16,919 --> 00:04:18,587 (LONG INHALE) But I tuned in. 108 00:04:19,922 --> 00:04:21,156 And? 109 00:04:21,257 --> 00:04:22,891 You've really got somethin' here. 110 00:04:22,992 --> 00:04:25,093 Not that I need a man's approval, 111 00:04:25,194 --> 00:04:27,095 but... I'll take it. 112 00:04:27,196 --> 00:04:29,564 You can keep that. 113 00:04:29,665 --> 00:04:31,666 I brought ya something else. (SIGHS) 114 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:33,101 What? 115 00:04:33,202 --> 00:04:35,837 I think you are gonna like it even less. (SIGHS) 116 00:04:35,938 --> 00:04:37,806 Okay? 117 00:04:37,907 --> 00:04:40,141 Followed up on the vandalized billboard. (SIGHS) 118 00:04:40,243 --> 00:04:42,143 It's Lidia's biker boyfriend, right? 119 00:04:42,245 --> 00:04:45,080 Gale Favreau's record is squeaky clean. 120 00:04:45,181 --> 00:04:47,682 But... every time the guy leaves the province, 121 00:04:47,783 --> 00:04:49,284 there's trouble in New Brunswick. 122 00:04:49,385 --> 00:04:51,853 Hijackings, arson, robbery. 123 00:04:51,954 --> 00:04:55,190 So, we have a criminal, who we can't prove is a criminal, 124 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:57,131 which means I can't scare Lidia out of his bed. 125 00:04:58,227 --> 00:05:01,129 It doesn't mean that we can't scare him... 126 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:03,698 out of hers. I mean maybe... 127 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:07,168 don't know if the cops 128 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:09,604 were hanging around, you know. 129 00:05:09,705 --> 00:05:11,873 'Cause he's not gonna jeopardize 130 00:05:11,974 --> 00:05:14,286 his entire criminal enterprise for her. She's not that hot. 131 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:18,680 So, just hang around the club and... send a message. 132 00:05:18,781 --> 00:05:20,715 (SEDUCTIVE MUSIC) 133 00:05:20,816 --> 00:05:22,951 I'm understaffed as it is, okay? 134 00:05:23,052 --> 00:05:25,120 - Oh, are you understaffed? - Yeah. 135 00:05:26,722 --> 00:05:30,058 What can I do... to change your mind? 136 00:05:30,159 --> 00:05:32,060 - (LONG EXHALE) - Well, fine. 137 00:05:32,161 --> 00:05:33,862 Mm-hm? 138 00:05:35,331 --> 00:05:37,232 (TROWEL THUDDING, DIRT SPLATTERING) 139 00:05:42,738 --> 00:05:44,839 It's called gardening, Hun, 140 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:47,142 not a prison shanking. 141 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:48,710 I brought you oat cakes. 142 00:05:50,846 --> 00:05:53,048 - My favourite. - I know. 143 00:06:00,189 --> 00:06:02,090 - Oh, my God, Mom! - (CHUCKLES) 144 00:06:02,191 --> 00:06:04,259 Nobody makes them like you. 145 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,194 Well, don't wear yourself out, Kiddo. 146 00:06:06,295 --> 00:06:08,863 Hey, hold on! Quick operations question. 147 00:06:08,964 --> 00:06:10,332 You want advice? 148 00:06:10,433 --> 00:06:12,667 This is new. 149 00:06:12,768 --> 00:06:15,670 The Foxton Thespian Society claims you let them use 150 00:06:15,771 --> 00:06:18,106 The Shore Club to rehearse their summer play, for free? 151 00:06:18,207 --> 00:06:20,008 End of summer play already? 152 00:06:20,109 --> 00:06:22,377 They're screwing with me, right? 153 00:06:22,478 --> 00:06:24,913 You know, (CLEARS THROAT) 154 00:06:25,014 --> 00:06:27,949 I uh... flirted with the idea of acting. (CHUCKLES) 155 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:30,085 When I was a young woman. 156 00:06:30,186 --> 00:06:31,953 What did you charge them 157 00:06:32,054 --> 00:06:34,089 so I know to double it for lying to me. 158 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:36,958 They're not lying. I let them have it for free. 159 00:06:37,059 --> 00:06:40,095 The bar tab makes it well worth it. 160 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:43,765 Well, I cannot wait to see a little one 161 00:06:43,866 --> 00:06:45,734 running around The Moonshine again. 162 00:06:45,835 --> 00:06:47,769 Take it easy, Hun! 163 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:49,371 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 164 00:06:49,472 --> 00:06:52,974 ? 165 00:06:53,075 --> 00:06:55,110 MAN: I want my money back. It stinks. 166 00:06:55,211 --> 00:06:56,931 Well, why don't you just close the window? 167 00:06:56,979 --> 00:06:59,047 - Close your window! - (SLAMS RECEIVER) 168 00:06:59,148 --> 00:07:01,149 Snacks packed. Playlist set. 169 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:02,984 I lifted a little Moonshine merch 170 00:07:03,085 --> 00:07:04,986 to welcome your bio mom into the fam jam! 171 00:07:05,087 --> 00:07:08,289 And... a little actual Moonshine for funsies. 172 00:07:08,391 --> 00:07:11,393 Wait, uh... you wanna go now? 173 00:07:11,494 --> 00:07:12,827 Now is literally 174 00:07:12,928 --> 00:07:14,729 the only time that exists, little brother. 175 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:16,331 Ryan, I uh... 176 00:07:16,432 --> 00:07:18,967 I-I appreciate your enthusiasm, 177 00:07:19,068 --> 00:07:20,935 I-I just wanna go on my own time, okay? 178 00:07:21,036 --> 00:07:23,248 Oh. Don't overthink this with that big, juicy brain of yours. 179 00:07:23,272 --> 00:07:25,106 Just be like me. Don't think at all! 180 00:07:25,207 --> 00:07:26,975 Just do! 181 00:07:27,076 --> 00:07:29,177 - (WORRIED SIGH) - Please. 182 00:07:33,115 --> 00:07:34,749 Do you know what? 183 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:36,351 - Okay. - Yeah! 184 00:07:36,452 --> 00:07:38,430 - But I choose the playlist. - That's usually a dealbreaker, 185 00:07:38,454 --> 00:07:40,989 but today's the All-Sammy, all-the-time power hour! 186 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:42,090 Road trip! 187 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:44,145 Where do you think you're going? 188 00:07:45,094 --> 00:07:46,294 To the road! 189 00:07:46,395 --> 00:07:48,163 Long weekend during high season? 190 00:07:48,264 --> 00:07:49,764 Considered that. 191 00:07:49,865 --> 00:07:51,766 Which is why I already did the mid-day rounds. 192 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:53,301 Oscar's on firewood, 193 00:07:53,402 --> 00:07:55,003 Eleanor is womaning the chip shack, 194 00:07:55,104 --> 00:07:56,571 Finn's on seaweed dutes. 195 00:07:56,672 --> 00:07:59,307 I got this so covered, even you could take the day off! 196 00:07:59,408 --> 00:08:01,309 Is he snorting uppers again? 197 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:04,312 - We'll be back! Eventually. - What? 198 00:08:04,413 --> 00:08:06,815 - I hope. - Next stop, destiny. 199 00:08:06,916 --> 00:08:09,818 Well, actually, next stop, smokes, then Timmy Ho's, 200 00:08:09,919 --> 00:08:11,786 and then destiny. 201 00:08:11,887 --> 00:08:13,788 (EXHAUSTED YAWN) 202 00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:16,858 (DOOR CLUNKS OPEN, THEN SHUTS) 203 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,394 (SUNGLASSES RATTLE) 204 00:08:20,496 --> 00:08:27,368 ? 205 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:31,239 ? 206 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,308 (CAR RUMBLES, BRAKES SQUEAK) 207 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:35,343 LIDIA: Oh shit. 208 00:08:36,445 --> 00:08:38,246 (CAR RUMBLES) 209 00:08:38,347 --> 00:08:41,249 ? 210 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:43,051 LIDIA: Hey Gale, it's Lidz. 211 00:08:43,152 --> 00:08:45,253 Slidin' into your VM. Ha! 212 00:08:45,354 --> 00:08:48,022 Uh, I know work must be... cray-cray, 213 00:08:48,123 --> 00:08:49,991 'cause its seems like you're outta town, 214 00:08:50,092 --> 00:08:52,093 and the cops are sniffing around. 215 00:08:52,194 --> 00:08:55,096 But I really need to pick up my cut of the bingo money, 216 00:08:55,197 --> 00:08:58,032 so, call me back. Okay, bye. 217 00:09:01,537 --> 00:09:02,837 (FEET SHUFFLE, GRAVEL CRUNCHES) 218 00:09:02,938 --> 00:09:05,106 Oh! (MUMBLES) Work must be cray. Oh! 219 00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:08,109 Hey. You okay? 220 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:10,945 - You're pacing. Like, a lot. - Ha. 221 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:16,251 Can I ask you a personal question, 222 00:09:16,352 --> 00:09:18,253 - but you gotta be honest? - Of course. 223 00:09:18,354 --> 00:09:21,022 Do you think I'm a reckless mess? 224 00:09:22,324 --> 00:09:24,392 - (CUP CLUNKS) - Uh... 225 00:09:26,362 --> 00:09:29,297 well, your eyeliner does say it's last call, 226 00:09:29,398 --> 00:09:31,966 and I'm so horny that buddy with the lazy eye looks hot. 227 00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:34,536 But you will always be my role model. 228 00:09:34,637 --> 00:09:36,304 Thank you? 229 00:09:36,405 --> 00:09:38,106 I'm the one that's a mess. 230 00:09:38,207 --> 00:09:39,974 Like, I'm trying to start this new business, 231 00:09:40,075 --> 00:09:41,595 but then... oh, never mind. I'm sorry. 232 00:09:41,644 --> 00:09:43,378 You're busy with your pacing so I'll... 233 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:44,879 No, no, no. Tell me. 234 00:09:46,048 --> 00:09:47,916 Okay, the business is called "Crystal Clean" 235 00:09:48,017 --> 00:09:49,918 where I, Crystal, come and clean. 236 00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:51,920 - Makes sense. - Yeah. 237 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:53,555 What's the problem? 238 00:09:53,656 --> 00:09:55,990 Well, it's a mobile cleaning service, so I need mobility. 239 00:09:56,091 --> 00:09:58,493 You know, something big enough for a vacuum, industrial mops, 240 00:09:58,594 --> 00:10:01,062 maybe someday, more employees. 241 00:10:01,163 --> 00:10:03,131 - (MAGAZINE CRINKLES) - Look at her! 242 00:10:03,232 --> 00:10:04,999 Isn't she beautiful? 243 00:10:06,168 --> 00:10:08,169 Yes! 244 00:10:08,270 --> 00:10:11,506 Unfortunately, I was not able to secure financing 245 00:10:11,607 --> 00:10:13,241 at the dealership, 246 00:10:13,342 --> 00:10:16,110 when they found out that my last name is LeBlanc. 247 00:10:16,211 --> 00:10:18,413 You know people think 248 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:20,448 criminalness is genetic. 249 00:10:20,549 --> 00:10:22,517 Like male-pattern baldness, 250 00:10:22,618 --> 00:10:24,285 but with guns. 251 00:10:24,386 --> 00:10:27,288 I was literally born to be a crook. 252 00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:31,926 (PLANE ZOOMS OVERHEAD) 253 00:10:33,062 --> 00:10:35,530 (CLEARS THROAT) Apropos of nothing, 254 00:10:35,631 --> 00:10:38,933 uh, say you needed to break into a location 255 00:10:40,235 --> 00:10:42,637 and said location was being surveilled by the cops, 256 00:10:42,738 --> 00:10:44,439 how would you go about doing that? 257 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,618 How many entrances are there? Are we taking day or night? 258 00:10:46,642 --> 00:10:50,111 Digital security or ugmo with walkie-talkies? Wait... 259 00:10:50,212 --> 00:10:53,314 does this have something to do with your like, hot biker guy? 260 00:10:53,415 --> 00:10:55,283 (INHALES) Cone of silence. 261 00:10:55,384 --> 00:10:56,951 (ARMS SWISH) 262 00:10:58,053 --> 00:10:59,220 (LIDIA INHALES DEEPLY) 263 00:10:59,321 --> 00:11:00,655 (GRAVEL CRUNCHES) 264 00:11:00,756 --> 00:11:03,491 I needed money to pay off our overdue tax bill. 265 00:11:04,593 --> 00:11:06,527 So, Gale and I... 266 00:11:06,629 --> 00:11:09,464 - (WHISPERS) laundered money. - Oh. 267 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:10,898 Now Gale's MIA, 268 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,634 his place is being watched by the cops, 269 00:11:12,735 --> 00:11:14,369 and I promised Nora I'd stay clear 270 00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:16,237 because she's worried Gale's dangerous, 271 00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:18,538 - even though he's like, so not. - So, you need a sheep? 272 00:11:19,508 --> 00:11:21,576 - New to the crime lingo. - Oh. (LAUGHS) 273 00:11:21,677 --> 00:11:24,579 Okay. Um, well, like when I was little, 274 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,582 my mom would get me to pretend to be lost in the mall 275 00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:30,151 to pickpocket anyone who tried to stop and help me, 276 00:11:30,252 --> 00:11:32,086 because no one suspects 277 00:11:32,187 --> 00:11:34,555 an eight-year-old girl in pigtails. 278 00:11:34,657 --> 00:11:36,524 A sheep. Mm-hmm. Hmm. 279 00:11:38,027 --> 00:11:40,028 How much do you need for that van? 280 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:43,097 (GRUNTS) A ton. Like, 1,200... dollars. 281 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,067 I can loan you $1,200. 282 00:11:47,369 --> 00:11:49,070 For real? 283 00:11:49,171 --> 00:11:51,439 'Cause it would be amazing if I got that van. 284 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,708 - I already have the nails. - For real. 285 00:11:53,809 --> 00:11:56,711 I would just need a teensy, 286 00:11:56,812 --> 00:11:58,413 weensy favour in return. 287 00:11:58,514 --> 00:12:00,615 - (CLAPS HANDS) - I mean, genuinely anything. 288 00:12:00,716 --> 00:12:02,183 - Yeah? - Yeah!! 289 00:12:02,284 --> 00:12:04,052 Who's the queen? Ha, ha, ha! 290 00:12:04,153 --> 00:12:06,454 (CAN RATTLES, PAINT OOZES, SPRAY HISSES) 291 00:12:06,555 --> 00:12:12,393 ? 292 00:12:12,494 --> 00:12:14,696 Well, it's norm-core chic, 293 00:12:14,797 --> 00:12:16,230 without the chic. 294 00:12:16,331 --> 00:12:18,299 It's more than I ever could've imagined 295 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,635 in my wildest dreams! 296 00:12:20,736 --> 00:12:22,437 LIDIA: From a branding perspective, 297 00:12:22,538 --> 00:12:24,305 it'll definitely stand out. 298 00:12:24,406 --> 00:12:26,407 - (CRYSTAL GIGGLES) - ELEANOR: Can I go now? 299 00:12:26,508 --> 00:12:28,042 - Yeah. - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 300 00:12:29,211 --> 00:12:31,412 You know, for the first time in my life, 301 00:12:31,513 --> 00:12:35,049 I feel like I have a legitimate future. 302 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:37,051 - Mm-hmm. - Now... 303 00:12:37,152 --> 00:12:39,130 let's go break into your biker boyfriend's crime den, 304 00:12:39,154 --> 00:12:40,755 - and get that dirty money out! - Okay! 305 00:12:40,856 --> 00:12:43,137 Yeah! Woo! 306 00:13:01,385 --> 00:13:03,019 - (HANDS CLAP LOUDLY) - Wah! 307 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,132 I'm impressed. I've never seen someone sleep standing up 308 00:13:05,156 --> 00:13:07,023 with a phone to their ear before. 309 00:13:07,124 --> 00:13:09,292 (SLAPS HAND HARSHLY) Ah! 310 00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:11,428 Fudge is for guests. 311 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,129 (RECEIVER CLUNKS) 312 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,031 - (PEN CLACKS) - What are you doing here? 313 00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:16,700 Have you seen Lidz? 314 00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,468 She's not at her trailer or the beach. 315 00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:20,203 Or in her right mind. 316 00:13:20,304 --> 00:13:22,215 I saw her in the parking lot with Crystal earlier, 317 00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:24,240 painting some hideous pink van. 318 00:13:24,342 --> 00:13:26,476 - Seemed sketchy. - Of course it did. 319 00:13:26,577 --> 00:13:28,144 (EXHAUSTED YAWN) 320 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,280 You're a deadite. Who is on shift? 321 00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:32,615 - (SLEEPY) Oscar. - Oscar. 322 00:13:32,717 --> 00:13:34,651 (OSCAR GRUNTS OUTSIDE) 323 00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:36,152 Come on! Come on! Come on! 324 00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:40,056 Hey! Your future kid's parents only have 39 digits. 325 00:13:40,157 --> 00:13:43,393 Don't make it any less! Put some shoes on, dimwit! 326 00:13:43,494 --> 00:13:45,462 - (OSCAR GRUNTS) - (WOOD CRACKS) Oh! 327 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:48,264 - I can't. - (EXHAUSTED SIGH) 328 00:13:48,366 --> 00:13:51,167 Okay, Blinky, go lay down. I'll cover the desk. 329 00:13:53,371 --> 00:13:55,338 - Really? - Yes. 330 00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:57,340 Scram, before I change my mind. 331 00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:00,677 Okay. 332 00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:02,412 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE SLOWLY, BEADS JINGLE) 333 00:14:04,782 --> 00:14:06,583 Okay. I can do this. 334 00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:08,084 This is bad. 335 00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:13,256 - (FUDGE SQUISHES) - (PHONE RINGS) 336 00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:15,625 Okay. 337 00:14:15,726 --> 00:14:17,460 It's me. Okay, um... 338 00:14:17,561 --> 00:14:20,363 (PHONE RINGS, RECEIVER CLUNKS) 339 00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:22,532 Moonshine? 340 00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,534 (VAN RUMBLES) 341 00:14:24,635 --> 00:14:26,302 LIDIA: Great, cops are still here. 342 00:14:26,404 --> 00:14:28,204 (VAN RUMBLES) 343 00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:32,875 LIDIA: Be cool. We're just here to clean. 344 00:14:34,745 --> 00:14:36,613 CRYSTAL: Oh yeah. I'm on it. 345 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,383 (STRESSED EXHALE) 346 00:14:40,484 --> 00:14:43,119 - (CUTS ENGINE) - Okay, let's recap. 347 00:14:44,422 --> 00:14:46,122 Get inside, locate the $15K. 348 00:14:46,223 --> 00:14:48,268 Could be anywhere, so you're gonna have to search the place. 349 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:50,627 Okay, anything goes wrong, text me. 350 00:14:50,728 --> 00:14:54,230 - What for? - Emotional support, obviously! 351 00:14:55,766 --> 00:14:58,201 It's just my mom used to say if anything went wrong, 352 00:14:58,302 --> 00:15:00,403 to say I was an orphan. 353 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,141 I would never leave you. 354 00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:08,711 - Hmm, okay? - Yeah. Okay! (GIGGLES) 355 00:15:08,813 --> 00:15:10,713 - (DOOR CLUNKS OPEN) - Okay. 356 00:15:12,683 --> 00:15:15,418 - (DOOR CLUNKS CLOSED) - LIDIA: Oh yeah. 357 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:18,421 - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) - (FOOTSTEPS TAP CONFIDENTLY) 358 00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:21,424 (DOORS CREAK OPEN) 359 00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:24,160 (BUCKET AND MOP RATTLE) 360 00:15:25,262 --> 00:15:26,863 (DOOR CLUNKS CLOSED) 361 00:15:26,964 --> 00:15:30,567 ? 362 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,502 Oh, hi! 363 00:15:33,704 --> 00:15:35,438 (SUPPLIES RATTLING) 364 00:15:35,539 --> 00:15:42,178 ? 365 00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:43,780 (KEYS RATTLING) 366 00:15:45,816 --> 00:15:47,417 (DOOR LOCK RELEASES) 367 00:15:47,518 --> 00:15:49,619 - (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) - Oh! Yes! 368 00:15:51,388 --> 00:15:53,523 BEA: That monster is dead! 369 00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:56,292 But I fear it can drown ya still! 370 00:15:56,393 --> 00:15:59,562 I fear you see me and think me a broken vessel. 371 00:15:59,663 --> 00:16:01,264 (PAPER CRINKLES) 372 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,735 - What? - It's the end of summer play. 373 00:16:05,836 --> 00:16:08,204 I'm not asking for Brando. 374 00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:10,273 I'm asking you to have fun. 375 00:16:11,442 --> 00:16:14,310 Why can't my fun be fixing the water heater? 376 00:16:14,411 --> 00:16:17,547 Because this is the first chance that I've had 377 00:16:17,648 --> 00:16:21,384 to have a life outside of the kids and The Moonshine. 378 00:16:21,485 --> 00:16:23,720 And I'd prefer not to do it with a wrench up my ass. 379 00:16:25,656 --> 00:16:28,491 Okay, fine. You go first. 380 00:16:30,828 --> 00:16:32,428 (GASPS) You know what? 381 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:33,830 (PAPERS RUSTLING) 382 00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:35,665 Forget it! This is my thing. 383 00:16:35,766 --> 00:16:37,567 - I'll audition on my own! - (CHAIR RASPS) 384 00:16:39,336 --> 00:16:40,837 (DOOR CLUNKS THEN SLAMS) 385 00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:43,940 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 386 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:45,341 (GASPS) 387 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:47,844 - Oh! - (DOOR SHUTS) 388 00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:49,612 (GIGGLES AND CLAPS QUICKLY) 389 00:16:49,713 --> 00:16:51,514 C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! (GIGGLING) 390 00:16:51,615 --> 00:16:53,483 - Ha! - (CLEANING SUPPLIES RATTLING) 391 00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:55,618 - (FOOTSTEPS THUD THEN STOP) - Crystal. 392 00:16:55,719 --> 00:16:57,820 Hi! Terry! 393 00:16:57,922 --> 00:16:59,489 (SEAT CREAKS) 394 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:01,691 TERRY: May I ask what you're doing here? 395 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,359 Um, I think my new van says it all. 396 00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:06,362 - Crystal Clean? - Yes. 397 00:17:06,463 --> 00:17:08,865 I have left The Moonshine to become a business magnet. 398 00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:10,967 This is my first corporate gig. 399 00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:14,804 When Crystal Cleans, your place is Crystal Clean. 400 00:17:14,905 --> 00:17:16,706 It's cute, right? 401 00:17:16,807 --> 00:17:18,474 What's in the bag? 402 00:17:18,576 --> 00:17:21,477 This bag? Uh... dirty biker garbage? 403 00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:24,591 (KNOWING INHALE) Would you open it for me, please? 404 00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:26,849 You sure? It's pretty grody. 405 00:17:29,386 --> 00:17:31,387 Yeah. 406 00:17:31,488 --> 00:17:33,323 If you insist! 407 00:17:33,424 --> 00:17:35,825 (BAG CRINKLES, ITEMS CLATTER) 408 00:17:38,495 --> 00:17:40,563 - Actually... - (BAG CRINKLES) 409 00:17:40,664 --> 00:17:42,704 Would you mind dropping this off at the dump for me? 410 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,301 'Cause it is right on the way to the station. 411 00:17:45,402 --> 00:17:47,637 - (CHUCKLES, ANNOYED) - Thank you so much! 412 00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:49,739 More places to clean, ya know? 413 00:17:50,908 --> 00:17:52,052 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN, SLAMS SHUT) 414 00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:54,811 (VAN RUMBLES) 415 00:17:54,912 --> 00:17:56,590 - (SEAT RATTLES) - What took so long in there? 416 00:17:56,614 --> 00:17:57,981 I was starting to get worried. 417 00:17:58,082 --> 00:18:00,483 Can't risk getting a bad Yelp review on my first gig. 418 00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,318 Did you find the cash? 419 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,922 (VAN RUMBLES) 420 00:18:06,023 --> 00:18:07,890 CRYSTAL: Check out what I vacuumed up. 421 00:18:07,992 --> 00:18:09,726 (FOOTSTEPS SHUFFLE, STOOL CLATTERS) 422 00:18:12,096 --> 00:18:13,696 Oh! 423 00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:15,932 (VACUUM PARTS RATTLING) 424 00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:18,701 - Oh! - I hid it in the subwoofer. 425 00:18:18,802 --> 00:18:20,603 - Tale as old as time. - Ah! 426 00:18:20,704 --> 00:18:22,538 (ZIPPER WHIZZES) 427 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,940 (MONEY CRINKLES) 428 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,775 LIDIA: Holy shit. 429 00:18:25,876 --> 00:18:29,946 It's not just my 15 G's, this is everything from Bingo. 430 00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:32,849 There must be $150,000 in here. 431 00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:35,785 Huh. 432 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:38,021 - (SCOFFS) - (PHONE RINGS) 433 00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:39,889 (BAG RATTLES) 434 00:18:42,726 --> 00:18:44,427 Oh, crap boss, that looks like a burner. 435 00:18:44,528 --> 00:18:45,962 What's a burner? 436 00:18:46,063 --> 00:18:47,774 It's a disposable phone that criminals use 437 00:18:47,798 --> 00:18:49,699 so authorities can't track their criminalness. 438 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,535 - Do not pick it up. - What if it's Gale? 439 00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:54,304 What if he's in trouble 440 00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:56,085 and this is his only form of communication? 441 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:57,974 His voicemail is full and I'm running out 442 00:18:58,075 --> 00:18:59,552 of casually-inquisitive emojis for my texts. 443 00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:01,136 I've already used the monocle one twice. 444 00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:02,658 - Lidia, no! No! No! - (SWEETLY) Gale? 445 00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:06,716 (NERVOUS) No? Oh, okay. 446 00:19:06,817 --> 00:19:08,651 Gale Favreau's burner phone, 447 00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:10,653 how may I direct your call? Oh. 448 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:16,176 LIDIA: Uh, okay, um... when you say... 449 00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:19,056 by end of day, or else, 450 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:22,126 do you mean uh, end of business day? 451 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,429 - Or... - (MARKER RASPS) 452 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,265 Well, I mean, I guess I could drop it by 453 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,066 since Gale's tied up. 454 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,169 - (OMINOUS MUSIC) - (SCOFFS) No! 455 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,172 I don't have him at gunpoint, he's my, sort of boyfriend. 456 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,740 It's complicated. 457 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,809 Hello? 458 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,443 Who was it? 459 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,445 I'm guessing it's the gentleman 460 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,347 that Gale's been cleaning this money for. 461 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,316 - He was very curt. - Oh. 462 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,453 - What? - Just this is bad! 463 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,925 You can't just scoop someone else's drop! 464 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,327 This is serious, Lidia. 465 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,996 I'm not scooping anyone's drop. 466 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,332 This is a thoughtful gesture for my new boyfriend. 467 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,968 Uh, was Gale being thoughtful squeezing you out 468 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,804 of a bigger cut of the profits? (INHALES NERVOUSLY) 469 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,806 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, 470 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,142 but the house usually gets 30 percent. 471 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:14,111 Well, the bingo thing was his deal. 472 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,380 I just supplied the venue. I agreed to the service fee. 473 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:19,383 Right and put your family's business at risk. 474 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,786 Like, if you get caught, he walks away, 475 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,988 and you're the one that goes down. 476 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,290 Gale is MIA, Crystal. 477 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,292 Maybe the curt gentleman knows where he is. 478 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,294 Either way, he wants his money, stat, 479 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,296 and I know Gale would do the same for me. 480 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,065 I really feel like this a... 481 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,068 positive turning point in our relationship. 482 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,237 And in my professional life. 483 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,473 (ENGINE RUMBLES) 484 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:49,480 ? 485 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:56,487 ? 486 00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:02,894 ? 487 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,231 (JEEP SLOWS) 488 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,833 (BRAKES SQUEAK) 489 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:11,903 (CUTS ENGINE) 490 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:17,942 ? 491 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,279 SAMMY: (SIGHS) Yeah, 492 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,447 we don't even know if this is the place. 493 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,116 We don't know it's not! 494 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,417 It's the address we got from the Jesus Bus registration. 495 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,454 (SIGHS) I dunno. 496 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,390 What if she doesn't wanna be found? 497 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,392 But you've been waiting to find out 498 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,394 what's behind that door, your whole life. 499 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,929 Now you're here. 500 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,150 Either way, you're gonna have to rip off that bandage. 501 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,101 Yeah... I don't think I can. 502 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,404 - Then I'll do it for ya. - No, wait. 503 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,406 - No! - Ryan, get back in the car! 504 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,485 - Ryan! Get back in the car. - (HANDS TAPPING ON HOOD) 505 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,143 Ryan! Wait! 506 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,478 At least put on a shirt! 507 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:55,913 (FOOTSTEPS SHUFFLE) 508 00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,817 (WORRIED EXHALE) 509 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,953 ? 510 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,121 (SHIRT RUFFLES, FOOTSTEPS TAP UP STEPS) 511 00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:06,991 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 512 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,593 (INDISTINCT DISTANT LAUGHTER) 513 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,595 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 514 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:14,598 (INDISTINCT DISTANT LAUGHTER) 515 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:18,936 (TRAFFIC HUMS) 516 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,176 (BIRDS CHIRP) 517 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:33,918 ? 518 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:40,925 ? 519 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:47,932 ? 520 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,713 RYAN: It's where the lady at the house said 521 00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,204 we could find her. 522 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:57,508 ? 523 00:22:57,609 --> 00:23:00,177 My deepest sympathy, Bro. 524 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,947 We don't even know if Viola was my mom. 525 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,982 We don't know she wasn't. 526 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,957 Hey Viola, I'm Ryan. 527 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,625 Sammy's brother. 528 00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:18,295 It's a real bummer you weren't around to get to know him. 529 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,297 He's a legend. 530 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,500 Loves spaghetti and meatballs. 531 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,135 He's left-handed. 532 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,038 Um... loves Celine Dion. (CHUCKLES) 533 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,907 He's one of those weirdos that likes to wake up before 9 a.m. 534 00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:32,043 Oh, and we call him Saint Sammy 'cause one time... 535 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,644 Can we just go? 536 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,016 (BOTTLE CAP RASPS) 537 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,253 Up yer kilt, Viola. 538 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,021 What are you doing? 539 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,990 Oh! 540 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,592 Honouring your dead, maybe bio mom, Moonshine style. 541 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,161 (ALCOHOL SPLATTERS) 542 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,663 Or using this as an excuse to drink 80 proof grain alcohol 543 00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:55,166 - before noon. - I'm grieving! 544 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,001 You're grieving? 545 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,236 Are you seriously making this about you, Ryan? 546 00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,272 No! No, this was your idea to come and find her 547 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,707 - in the first place. - Exactly! Just an idea! 548 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:05,543 You're the one who pushed me to come here, 549 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:07,211 to get in that stupid canoe, 550 00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:09,180 to find things I probably didn't need to. 551 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,182 You have no real stakes in this, Ryan! 552 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,385 Your pain is my pain, little brother. Bring it in. 553 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,687 No, don't touch me! 554 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,456 - Come here, man! - Get off! 555 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:19,957 What're you doing?! 556 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,126 S... Sammy! 557 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:24,462 And by the way, Celine Dion is your favourite! 558 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:25,729 Not mine! 559 00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,264 Hey, hey, Sammy, com'ere! Com'ere! 560 00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:29,400 This is not healthy, man! 561 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,469 - You need to come and mourn... - Don't touch me! 562 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,037 Don't push me, Sammy. 563 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,139 You know that's a bad idea if you push me! 564 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,141 (SAMMY SCREAMS, RUNNING FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 565 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:39,143 - (HANDS THUD TO CHEST) - Ow! 566 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:41,645 - I swear, if you, if you- - (THUDDING BLOW) 567 00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:43,714 - Ow! Sammy! I love you! - (SAMMY GRUNTS) 568 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,083 Sammy! Stop it! 569 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:48,486 This is crazy... oh! 570 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:50,154 - Ahhhh! - Okay! Okay, Buddy! 571 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:51,589 (GRUNTING) 572 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:53,290 That's right, let it out, Sammy! 573 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:55,059 (FORCEFUL SLAPS) Let it out there, Buddy! 574 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,760 (SEAWEED PLOPS HEAVILY) 575 00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:01,265 It is one job I do not miss. 576 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:03,601 Yeah, definitely feels Sisyphean. 577 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,469 Huh, that's a $10 word. 578 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:10,174 Hey, maybe you can make heads or tails of this. 579 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,743 What is it? 580 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:16,347 It's a play about a giant, evil squid. 581 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,752 Your Grandma wants us to broaden our mind. 582 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,621 Or learn new things. Huh. 583 00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:25,523 What's there to learn Aabout a squid, 584 00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:28,192 other than how to not make it so chewy on a grill? 585 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:29,793 Red wine vinegar. 586 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:32,096 (WAVES LAP) 587 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:35,166 (READS) "I thought it would be done when I felled the Kraken. 588 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,468 Strange that I still long for a glimpse 589 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:40,204 of her dark tentacles." It's actually pretty deep. 590 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,439 It's a reversal of the classic Ahab archetype. 591 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,141 My AP English studied Moby Dick 592 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:45,786 through a Gestalt perspective last year. 593 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:47,444 Slow down, Kid! 594 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,447 I majored in wood shop and skippin' math. 595 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,716 (CHUCKLES) Okay, so... 596 00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:55,686 Ahab was obsessed with killing Moby Dick. 597 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:58,556 It was his only life goal, and he fails. 598 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,724 So, this Melvin in your play, 599 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:03,460 he has the same obsession but he actually succeeds. 600 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,462 He felled the Kraken. 601 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,398 So, he's-he's happy. 602 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:10,401 Well, I... 603 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:14,205 I think he feels like his adventures are over. 604 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,540 Which breaks his wife's heart 605 00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:19,410 'cause she wants them to find new adventures together. 606 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:22,146 (WAVES LAP) 607 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,748 So, he's a stubborn ass. 608 00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:27,651 Who doesn't realize... that his wife just wants to 609 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,653 spend more time with him. 610 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:33,724 Yeah. Pretty much. 611 00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:35,526 (WAVES LAP) 612 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,263 (WIND CHIME CLACKS GENTLY) 613 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,601 - (VAN RUMBLES) - (OMINOUS MUSIC) 614 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:48,105 (BRAKES SQUEAK) 615 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:49,873 (GEARSHIFT CLUNKS, CUTS ENGINE) 616 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:51,775 (DOORS CREAK OPEN) 617 00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:55,779 (DOORS CLUNK CLOSED) 618 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,581 (LIGHT FOOTSTEPS) 619 00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,450 (DOG BARKS IN THE DISTANCE) 620 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:02,855 Anybody here? 621 00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:05,390 Uh, w-we spoke on the burner phone? 622 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:06,969 - (GIGGLES NERVOUSLY) - MAN: (GUN COCKS) Hands up! 623 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,994 Mouths shut! Both: Whoa! 624 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,963 If anyone's gonna be talkin' today... 625 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:12,898 it's my girl. 626 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,568 MAN: Now, now, sit! Sit on the couch! 627 00:27:20,237 --> 00:27:21,738 (GUN RATTLES) 628 00:27:22,973 --> 00:27:24,933 - (PLASTIC CRINKLES) - It's a little treat for you 629 00:27:25,009 --> 00:27:27,043 from the sweetest bakery in Mahone Bay. 630 00:27:27,144 --> 00:27:28,745 - (ZIPPER WHIZZES) - Where's Gale? 631 00:27:28,846 --> 00:27:32,081 - Uh, we're here on his behalf. - We are his known associates. 632 00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:34,851 Bullshit! He wouldn't send two old blondes to a drop. 633 00:27:34,952 --> 00:27:36,686 - (GASPS) - Old? 634 00:27:36,787 --> 00:27:38,488 No, I'm sorry, we look amazing! 635 00:27:38,589 --> 00:27:40,490 - At least we own a toothbrush. - (COCKS GUN) 636 00:27:40,591 --> 00:27:42,592 Ooh, it's okay, it's okay. It's fine. It's fine. 637 00:27:42,693 --> 00:27:44,828 I think we all just got off on the wrong foot. 638 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:47,063 We don't even know your name. 639 00:27:47,164 --> 00:27:48,498 - Ted. - Ted. 640 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,001 Is that short for Theodore? Oh, God, I love that name. 641 00:27:52,102 --> 00:27:53,937 Was actually on my list of names for my son. 642 00:27:54,038 --> 00:27:55,772 - I didn't know that! - (COCKS GUN) 643 00:27:55,873 --> 00:27:57,941 Uh... how 'bout we make a deal? 644 00:27:58,042 --> 00:28:00,076 Gun for a butter tart? 645 00:28:00,177 --> 00:28:02,111 And I'll forget ya called me old. (CHUCKLES) 646 00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:04,291 Get talkin'! Who are ya and whad'ja do with my guy? 647 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:06,082 Oh, well, I'm Lidia. 648 00:28:06,183 --> 00:28:08,184 Or Lidz, as the cool kids call me. 649 00:28:08,285 --> 00:28:10,086 - (GIGGLES) - And this is Crystal. 650 00:28:10,187 --> 00:28:12,956 - Hi. - Uh... here's the thing, Ted. 651 00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:15,124 I'm more than just Gale's associate. 652 00:28:15,226 --> 00:28:17,093 - She's also a boss babe. - Oh! 653 00:28:17,194 --> 00:28:18,761 He cut you in? First I heard. 654 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,064 Well, I provided the venue for the money laundering, 655 00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:23,032 and in return, I got a cut. 656 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:25,735 - 10 percent. - House usually takes 30. 657 00:28:25,836 --> 00:28:27,637 They don't teach ya math skills 658 00:28:27,738 --> 00:28:29,873 at finishin' school there, Princess? 659 00:28:32,910 --> 00:28:35,211 God. Nora was right. 660 00:28:35,312 --> 00:28:37,547 I'm working with another man I'm sleeping with, 661 00:28:37,648 --> 00:28:39,582 and putting his needs ahead of my own, 662 00:28:39,683 --> 00:28:41,951 only to be deprived of my fair share of the profit, 663 00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:44,254 and the recognition. Why do I keep doing this? 664 00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:46,275 What in the good God jeez is she talkin' about? 665 00:28:46,323 --> 00:28:49,826 Shh! She is having a breakthrough, dipshit! 666 00:28:49,927 --> 00:28:53,563 You are realizing that this might be an opportunity, 667 00:28:55,666 --> 00:28:57,567 to be like your own boss! 668 00:28:57,668 --> 00:29:00,103 And cut out the middle man, just like I did! 669 00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:04,173 Oh God, I always knew that we were cosmetic sisters. 670 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:06,009 Hey, don't forget my girl! 671 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,011 No one's forgetting, Ted. 672 00:29:08,112 --> 00:29:10,580 And you just reminded me of a very valuable lesson. 673 00:29:10,681 --> 00:29:12,916 Oh yeah? 674 00:29:13,017 --> 00:29:15,151 - What's that? - Why pay retail 675 00:29:15,252 --> 00:29:17,287 when you can go straight to the manufacturer? 676 00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:19,022 If I was driving the deals, 677 00:29:19,123 --> 00:29:21,157 I-I could cover The Moonshine's tax debt 678 00:29:21,258 --> 00:29:22,992 and make enough cash for the rebuild! 679 00:29:23,093 --> 00:29:26,829 Why make 10 percent when you can make all the percents?! 680 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,698 - (GASPS) Yeah! - (HAPPY EXHALES) 681 00:29:28,799 --> 00:29:31,167 - Whaddya say, Ted? - Do you ever shut up? 682 00:29:31,268 --> 00:29:32,936 Not really. 683 00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:34,938 (CABLE TIES ZIP) 684 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,706 LIDIA: Hmm. 685 00:29:37,808 --> 00:29:39,676 (ENGINE RUMBLES) 686 00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:42,278 (BUTTON CLICKS, RADIO PLAYS) 687 00:29:42,379 --> 00:29:44,781 - ? Lookin' up to see ? - (CLICKS RADIO OFF) 688 00:29:44,882 --> 00:29:46,716 Really? 689 00:29:46,817 --> 00:29:48,618 We're not talking? 690 00:29:50,254 --> 00:29:52,789 All right, I cannot talk, too. 691 00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:54,891 I'm all about the not-talkin', Sammy. 692 00:29:54,992 --> 00:29:58,861 You know me. Being one with great silence. 693 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:00,797 (JEEP RUMBLES TO A STOP) 694 00:30:00,898 --> 00:30:03,566 - Dude! Dude, road pee? - (SEATBELT CLATTERS) 695 00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:05,635 You read my bladder! 696 00:30:05,736 --> 00:30:06,336 Ye-ah! (DOOR SLAMS CLOSED) 697 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,304 (SINGING) 698 00:30:11,108 --> 00:30:13,142 (ZIPPER WHIZZES) 699 00:30:13,243 --> 00:30:14,644 RYAN: Oh yeah. 700 00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:16,346 (BAG CRASHES) 701 00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:17,747 (TIRES SQUEAL) 702 00:30:17,848 --> 00:30:19,248 Hey, Sammy! 703 00:30:20,918 --> 00:30:23,720 Sam, what are you doing, Sammy? 704 00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:25,655 Sammy! 705 00:30:25,756 --> 00:30:28,658 Come on, man! 706 00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:30,660 - Sammy! - (SOBBING) 707 00:30:30,761 --> 00:30:32,328 Sammy! 708 00:30:34,698 --> 00:30:36,666 (SCRIPT CRINKLING) 709 00:30:38,168 --> 00:30:39,669 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 710 00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:44,674 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN THEN SHUTS) 711 00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:49,045 "Storm's a-comin'!" 712 00:30:49,146 --> 00:30:50,680 Too little, too late. 713 00:30:50,781 --> 00:30:53,116 "I thought it'd be done when I felled the Kraken. 714 00:30:53,217 --> 00:30:55,184 Strange that I still pray 715 00:30:55,285 --> 00:30:57,286 for a glimpse of her dark tentacles." 716 00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:59,022 (SIGHS) 717 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:01,758 "Pulling her lifeless carcass ashore, 718 00:31:01,859 --> 00:31:05,795 I felt more satisfaction than I reckon this man deserves." 719 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:10,700 "Rest your weary mind, Melvin, 720 00:31:11,835 --> 00:31:13,970 and come to bed." 721 00:31:14,071 --> 00:31:17,707 "My bed should be at the bottom of a cold sea 722 00:31:17,808 --> 00:31:19,375 with the rest of my men." 723 00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,811 "Your bed is here, goddamn it! 724 00:31:21,912 --> 00:31:24,080 With your warm-blooded wife in the sheets. 725 00:31:24,181 --> 00:31:26,649 That monster is dead, 726 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:29,285 but I fear he can drown ya still." 727 00:31:29,386 --> 00:31:30,820 "I fear that you see me, 728 00:31:32,222 --> 00:31:33,956 and think me a broken vessel." 729 00:31:35,859 --> 00:31:37,894 "I see the sailor that I married. 730 00:31:37,995 --> 00:31:39,962 A man that could strangle a tuna 731 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:42,298 with his bare hands. 732 00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:44,233 Scarred chest glistenin'. 733 00:31:44,334 --> 00:31:45,835 With harpoon stiff and... 734 00:31:46,937 --> 00:31:49,338 ready with vigour." 735 00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:54,177 This is hot! 736 00:31:54,278 --> 00:31:56,012 Stay in character. 737 00:31:56,113 --> 00:32:00,283 "Meet me in the captain's quarters... Doris." 738 00:32:00,384 --> 00:32:02,285 (BEA EXHALES WITH EXCITEMENT) 739 00:32:04,021 --> 00:32:06,089 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 740 00:32:08,859 --> 00:32:10,359 (HAIR RUSTLES) 741 00:32:12,529 --> 00:32:14,363 Whew. 742 00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:19,035 Oh, sailor... 743 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:25,842 - (KEN SNORES) - (DEFEATED EXHALE) 744 00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:28,778 ? 745 00:32:28,879 --> 00:32:30,480 Ugh. 746 00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:35,384 (BEADS JINGLING) 747 00:32:44,161 --> 00:32:45,461 (SNIFFS) 748 00:32:48,065 --> 00:32:50,133 Hmm. 749 00:32:55,439 --> 00:32:56,973 (WAVES LAP, SEAGULLS CRY) 750 00:32:57,074 --> 00:32:58,474 (BEER BURBLES) 751 00:33:02,946 --> 00:33:05,081 - You did all that? - Relax. 752 00:33:05,182 --> 00:33:07,517 Why did you help me? 753 00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:11,354 'Cause people change. 754 00:33:11,455 --> 00:33:14,257 And now you owe me, biatch. 755 00:33:14,358 --> 00:33:16,859 Our sister has gone off the rails, okay? 756 00:33:18,195 --> 00:33:20,355 At some point, I am gonna have to call in the big guns. 757 00:33:21,098 --> 00:33:23,232 I'm a big gun? 758 00:33:26,303 --> 00:33:27,837 I know you ate more guest fudge. 759 00:33:37,214 --> 00:33:39,081 TED: Hmm. 760 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:41,117 Mm-mm. Doesn't look good. 761 00:33:41,218 --> 00:33:44,253 (LONG INHALE) Well, sorry, Ladies. 762 00:33:45,556 --> 00:33:47,190 There's no way to check your story. 763 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:49,425 So, I'll probably have to get rid o' you. 764 00:33:49,526 --> 00:33:51,427 - By murder. - (GASP) 765 00:33:51,528 --> 00:33:53,896 Ugh. I mean, you know my location, 766 00:33:53,997 --> 00:33:56,098 my work, my legal name. 767 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,034 (MUMBLES) 768 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:04,574 I think that she wants to say something. 769 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,943 - Mm-hmm. - Shocker. 770 00:34:07,044 --> 00:34:09,579 - (GUN RATTLES) - All right. 771 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,414 (RELIEVED SIGH) 772 00:34:11,515 --> 00:34:15,284 Ted, six weeks ago, I was living in Brooklyn, 773 00:34:15,385 --> 00:34:17,486 running a successful boutique architecture firm. 774 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,255 Going to Pilates, five days a week. 775 00:34:19,356 --> 00:34:21,057 God, I miss that. 776 00:34:21,158 --> 00:34:23,893 (LONG INHALE) And somehow, I wound up here. 777 00:34:23,994 --> 00:34:25,561 (GIGGLES) 778 00:34:25,662 --> 00:34:27,330 Dropping off money that I laundered... 779 00:34:27,431 --> 00:34:29,398 with a biker that I don't really know... 780 00:34:29,499 --> 00:34:31,077 who may be burying bodies under three-inch maple. 781 00:34:31,101 --> 00:34:33,970 But me? I'm no threat. 782 00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:37,106 I'm just trying to save my family's campground. 783 00:34:37,207 --> 00:34:39,408 I'm on a mission for good. 784 00:34:39,509 --> 00:34:41,510 - (GUN RATTLES) - Ah! 785 00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:43,179 (COCKS GUN) 786 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,514 Whoa! How'd the hell'd ya do that? 787 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:47,917 My pinky acrylic is a blade. 788 00:34:48,018 --> 00:34:51,020 Just one of the skills that I learned from my mother. 789 00:34:51,121 --> 00:34:54,156 My name is Crystal LeBlanc. 790 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:56,125 You're a LeBlanc? Yeah right! 791 00:34:57,427 --> 00:34:59,467 Oh, I'm sorry, do you really wanna take the chance 792 00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:01,631 - that I'm not? - Uh... 793 00:35:01,732 --> 00:35:03,032 - Uh... - (GUN CLICKS) 794 00:35:11,217 --> 00:35:12,918 You shoulda said who you are sooner. 795 00:35:13,019 --> 00:35:14,486 And um... 796 00:35:14,587 --> 00:35:16,488 sorry I called you old there, ma'am. 797 00:35:16,589 --> 00:35:18,857 Ma'am? Ugh. Now I am insulted. 798 00:35:18,958 --> 00:35:21,626 - Let's get outta here. - (GUN RATTLES) 799 00:35:21,727 --> 00:35:23,628 CRYSTAL: Go, go, go, go, go. 800 00:35:23,729 --> 00:35:25,464 (VAN RUMBLES) 801 00:35:25,565 --> 00:35:30,535 ? 802 00:35:32,038 --> 00:35:33,939 OSCAR: Huh? Heh, heh. 803 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,374 - (PLATES CLANG) - (SIGHS) 804 00:35:36,476 --> 00:35:38,310 Pregnancy is the best thing 805 00:35:38,411 --> 00:35:40,145 that has ever happened to me. 806 00:35:40,246 --> 00:35:41,613 (CHUCKLES) 807 00:35:44,317 --> 00:35:45,650 Rhian I... 808 00:35:48,621 --> 00:35:50,021 I don't think I'm cut out for this. 809 00:35:50,122 --> 00:35:52,557 (CHAIR CREAKS) 810 00:35:52,658 --> 00:35:54,960 Are you trying to leave me right now? 811 00:35:55,061 --> 00:35:57,362 No! No, Sweetheart, no. 812 00:36:01,634 --> 00:36:03,502 I... 813 00:36:03,603 --> 00:36:05,403 I miss being a cop. 814 00:36:07,573 --> 00:36:09,541 Oh, Babe! 815 00:36:09,642 --> 00:36:12,043 You deserve to be happy. 816 00:36:12,144 --> 00:36:14,579 Okay. Thank you. 817 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,481 So what're you thinkin'? 818 00:36:16,582 --> 00:36:18,517 I was thinking I could um... 819 00:36:20,019 --> 00:36:21,686 help out at Foxton PD. 820 00:36:21,787 --> 00:36:24,523 Not the worst idea. 821 00:36:25,758 --> 00:36:27,492 (OSCAR'S PHONE BUZZES) 822 00:36:33,533 --> 00:36:36,601 - Everything okay, Hun? - Yeah, yeah. 823 00:36:36,702 --> 00:36:39,237 Just an old work colleague checking in. 824 00:36:39,338 --> 00:36:41,006 Can I get more garlic sauce? 825 00:36:41,107 --> 00:36:44,075 I have no patience for dry donair. 826 00:36:44,176 --> 00:36:47,512 - You got it, Babe. - (NAPKIN CRINKLES) 827 00:36:47,613 --> 00:36:49,714 (DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS) 828 00:36:52,818 --> 00:36:54,452 Shit! 829 00:36:55,555 --> 00:36:56,621 (VAN RUMBLES) 830 00:36:56,722 --> 00:36:58,623 You know what flashed before my eyes 831 00:36:58,724 --> 00:37:00,392 when I thought it was all over? 832 00:37:00,493 --> 00:37:02,694 - Your kids' faces? - No. 833 00:37:02,795 --> 00:37:05,063 Someone else's kids' faces? 834 00:37:05,164 --> 00:37:07,566 The day I married Daniel. 835 00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,367 Oh. That's nice. 836 00:37:10,469 --> 00:37:12,203 - It wasn't. - Oh. 837 00:37:12,305 --> 00:37:14,406 I knew in my heart it was wrong but I... 838 00:37:14,507 --> 00:37:16,474 pushed my instincts down, 839 00:37:16,576 --> 00:37:19,210 clenched my way through a 200-person, 840 00:37:19,312 --> 00:37:21,379 five-course dinner. Quail legs were involved. 841 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,615 And then, launched into a choreographed first dance 842 00:37:23,716 --> 00:37:25,383 to "It Takes Two". 843 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,654 If I'd just listened to the little voice 844 00:37:29,755 --> 00:37:32,490 screaming inside my head... 845 00:37:34,594 --> 00:37:37,162 I could've avoided 20 years of impersonating the woman 846 00:37:37,263 --> 00:37:39,331 I thought I should be. 847 00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:43,068 I did have a really great dress, though. 848 00:37:43,169 --> 00:37:45,070 Only thing I don't regret about that marriage. 849 00:37:45,171 --> 00:37:46,738 And my kids. 850 00:37:48,441 --> 00:37:50,241 Well... 851 00:37:50,343 --> 00:37:53,111 now you can be whoever you want. 852 00:37:53,212 --> 00:37:55,246 Well, apparently, not a badass. 853 00:37:55,348 --> 00:37:57,082 - (GIGGLES) - I was a mess back there. 854 00:37:57,183 --> 00:37:59,351 We're only alive because of you. 855 00:37:59,452 --> 00:38:01,419 You... 856 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,355 were incredible. 857 00:38:03,456 --> 00:38:05,090 Who was that? 858 00:38:05,191 --> 00:38:07,359 Oh, you know, my-my mother did not nurture me 859 00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:10,328 in the traditional, or even the literal, sense, 860 00:38:10,429 --> 00:38:12,697 but I'm realizing that her neglect 861 00:38:12,798 --> 00:38:15,367 did teach me how to survive. 862 00:38:15,468 --> 00:38:17,535 That is worth something, I guess. 863 00:38:18,871 --> 00:38:20,805 That's worth a lot. 864 00:38:20,906 --> 00:38:22,107 Yeah! 865 00:38:25,645 --> 00:38:28,213 Are we gonna jump into these butter tarts, or not? 866 00:38:28,314 --> 00:38:30,181 - Oh, my God, yes! Ah! - Eeee! 867 00:38:30,282 --> 00:38:32,117 Almost dying must burn tons of calories. 868 00:38:32,218 --> 00:38:33,718 - Oh, my God, so many. - (BOTH GIGGLE) 869 00:38:33,819 --> 00:38:35,720 - Ah! - (CRYSTAL'S PHONE BUZZES) 870 00:38:35,821 --> 00:38:37,722 Mmm! 871 00:38:39,225 --> 00:38:41,660 Oh, um, it is a business call. 872 00:38:43,462 --> 00:38:45,563 - I will take it outside. - Okay. 873 00:38:45,665 --> 00:38:47,732 - (DOOR CLUNKS OPEN) - Oh, God. 874 00:38:50,836 --> 00:38:52,537 Whew. 875 00:38:52,638 --> 00:38:55,240 JILL: I heard you used my name today to get outta trouble. 876 00:38:55,341 --> 00:38:58,410 Hello Mom, so nice to see your voice. 877 00:38:58,511 --> 00:39:01,413 I saved your ass and now, you owe me. 878 00:39:01,514 --> 00:39:04,683 You bet it's gonna cost you more than spicy beef ramen 879 00:39:04,784 --> 00:39:06,651 and a root colour. 880 00:39:06,752 --> 00:39:08,753 (RECEIVER RATTLES THEN CLUNKS) 881 00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:12,757 Oh, fudgsicles! 882 00:39:12,858 --> 00:39:14,426 (VAN RUMBLES) 883 00:39:17,930 --> 00:39:21,166 NORA: I told you about the worst version of Nora. 884 00:39:21,267 --> 00:39:23,501 But today, I met a new Nora. 885 00:39:23,602 --> 00:39:27,172 One who did something she swore she would never do. 886 00:39:27,273 --> 00:39:29,274 Put in a shift at The Moonshine. 887 00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,176 And do you know what? 888 00:39:31,277 --> 00:39:33,778 It was just as mind-numbing as I feared. 889 00:39:33,879 --> 00:39:36,681 So... why the Hell did I do it? 890 00:39:36,782 --> 00:39:39,184 Because I am exploring a new me. 891 00:39:40,286 --> 00:39:41,853 If you wanna change, 892 00:39:41,954 --> 00:39:44,289 you can't be afraid of a little spiritual death, people. 893 00:39:45,391 --> 00:39:47,892 Anyway, here's a little jam 894 00:39:47,993 --> 00:39:50,595 that says it better than I ever could. 895 00:39:50,696 --> 00:39:53,198 - "Don't fear the reaper, Baby." - (SLIDE CONTROL CLICKS) 896 00:39:53,299 --> 00:39:58,737 ? 897 00:39:58,838 --> 00:40:00,371 (WATER HISSES) 898 00:40:00,473 --> 00:40:06,411 ? 899 00:40:06,512 --> 00:40:08,913 ? All our times have come 900 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:11,716 Hmm. 901 00:40:12,985 --> 00:40:16,888 ? Here but now they're gone ? 902 00:40:19,859 --> 00:40:22,460 ? Seasons don't fear the reaper ? 903 00:40:22,561 --> 00:40:25,230 ? Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain ? 904 00:40:25,331 --> 00:40:27,632 ? We can be like they are ? 905 00:40:27,733 --> 00:40:30,835 ? Come on, Baby, don't fear the reaper ? 906 00:40:30,936 --> 00:40:34,172 ? Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper ? 907 00:40:34,273 --> 00:40:37,475 ? You'll be able to fly don't fear the reaper ? 908 00:40:37,576 --> 00:40:40,245 ? Baby, I'm your man ? 909 00:40:40,346 --> 00:40:42,313 (GUITAR RIFF) 910 00:40:42,414 --> 00:40:45,850 ? La, la, la, la, la ? 911 00:40:45,951 --> 00:40:48,820 ? 912 00:40:48,921 --> 00:40:52,524 ? La, la, la, la, la ? 913 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:59,531 ? 914 00:41:03,469 --> 00:41:05,770 ? 915 00:41:07,406 --> 00:41:08,973 (DOOR CLICKS OPEN) 916 00:41:12,578 --> 00:41:15,410 So, what's the big ducking emergency? 917 00:41:15,411 --> 00:41:18,180 Did you by chance deliver the money 918 00:41:18,281 --> 00:41:19,681 for the back taxes? 919 00:41:19,782 --> 00:41:21,783 Direct deposit, Baby. 920 00:41:21,885 --> 00:41:24,219 - Nobody ever needs to know. - Okay, 921 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,622 I just wish you would've checked in with me first. 922 00:41:26,723 --> 00:41:29,324 I did check in. You said get the $15K. 923 00:41:29,425 --> 00:41:32,194 I said get the $15K, not pay the $15K. 924 00:41:33,296 --> 00:41:35,230 I was gonna have a buddy on the inside 925 00:41:35,331 --> 00:41:37,409 quietly credit and close the account on the down-low. 926 00:41:37,433 --> 00:41:40,903 But now, your random direct deposit, out of nowhere, 927 00:41:41,004 --> 00:41:42,924 has gotten the account flagged by the higher-ups. 928 00:41:45,408 --> 00:41:47,709 Well, can't you just unflag it? 929 00:41:47,810 --> 00:41:49,912 That is not how the government works. 930 00:41:50,013 --> 00:41:51,680 You're on their radar now. 931 00:41:51,781 --> 00:41:54,016 Oh, and it turns out that that $15K tax installment 932 00:41:54,117 --> 00:41:56,084 you just paid is only for the past five years. 933 00:41:56,186 --> 00:41:58,654 ? 934 00:41:58,755 --> 00:42:00,756 The Moonshine has been in arrears for the past 20. 935 00:42:03,826 --> 00:42:05,360 What? 936 00:42:05,461 --> 00:42:07,229 How did we not know about this? 937 00:42:07,330 --> 00:42:09,998 My RCMP investigation only went back to 2015. 938 00:42:10,099 --> 00:42:11,667 (SIGHS) 939 00:42:11,768 --> 00:42:14,102 If the outstanding balance isn't taken care of... 940 00:42:14,204 --> 00:42:15,781 - (DEFEATED EXHALE) - in the next 30 days, 941 00:42:15,805 --> 00:42:17,673 the government will behead this family business 942 00:42:17,774 --> 00:42:20,008 and sell its bleeding limbs for parts. 943 00:42:20,109 --> 00:42:22,010 (PANICKED EXHALE) 944 00:42:23,213 --> 00:42:24,913 SO how much're we talkin' here, Oscar, 945 00:42:25,014 --> 00:42:26,949 like 100 Grand? 946 00:42:27,050 --> 00:42:29,251 Two? 947 00:42:29,352 --> 00:42:32,254 - Three? - 350. 948 00:42:32,355 --> 00:42:36,358 The Moonshine owes $350,000 in back taxes?! 949 00:42:36,459 --> 00:42:38,260 Plus interest and penalties. 950 00:42:38,361 --> 00:42:40,062 Oh, my God. 951 00:42:40,163 --> 00:42:41,797 (PANICKED EXHALE) Ugh! 952 00:42:41,898 --> 00:42:44,866 (ICE CLINKS IN GLASS) (FELICIA LAUGHS) 953 00:42:44,968 --> 00:42:46,868 (CIGARETTE SIZZLES) 954 00:42:47,971 --> 00:42:49,871 - Game on. - (SHARP EXHALE) 955 00:42:50,974 --> 00:42:53,208 OSCAR: Lidia. 956 00:42:53,309 --> 00:42:55,043 - Lidia! - Huh? 957 00:42:55,144 --> 00:42:57,980 These are end times, okay, If this isn't taken care of, 958 00:42:58,081 --> 00:42:59,982 The Moonshine (SNAPS FINGER) gone! 959 00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:01,783 (CIGARETTE SIZZLES) 960 00:43:01,884 --> 00:43:03,819 Don't look at me like that. 961 00:43:06,256 --> 00:43:08,290 - OSCAR: Huh? - (STUNNED EXHALES) 962 00:43:08,391 --> 00:43:11,293 ? 963 00:43:11,394 --> 00:43:13,228 Nothing. 964 00:43:13,278 --> 00:43:17,828 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 67606

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