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Okay. Are you ready?
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Okay.
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[Phoebe] Well,
whatever your mom said worked.
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- My mom said I can sleep over.
- I like boys. But I like you too.
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[Tegan] Can we skip school on Friday
and get tickets?
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It's way above my pay grade.
You'll have to ask your mom.
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- If Mom says yes, can you loan us money?
- You're trying to get me killed?
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So, Tegan and I have been writing some
songs, and we wanna play them for you.
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[Tegan] Hey, where are you going?
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[Maya] You've been using me as, like, a
filler friend while Sara was ignoring you.
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[Tegan] You're not a filler friend.
You're really important to me.
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Yeah, as long as Sara's not around.
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You should go back to your adoring fans.
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[♪ Tegan And Sara: "Plunk"]
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[singer 1]
♪ Granted and I'm so lofted layers ♪
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♪ I'm wired ♪
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♪ Overcome and overdone ♪
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♪ My fate is on fire ♪
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[singer 2] ♪ Eat the sludge and dance ♪
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♪ To screaming in my head ♪
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♪ I'm so happy that we're friends ♪
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ So, here I am invisible
and upside down ♪
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♪ Cornerstone clustered by millions ♪
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[singer 1] ♪ Heavy in my pocket,
you look good to me ♪
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♪ My pants are huge
and chocolate covered ♪
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[singers] ♪ Hey, I'm just like you ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm sloppy and blue ♪
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♪ But, hey, I'm just like you ♪
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♪ Except I've got nothing to prove ♪
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♪ But we're headstrong tonight ♪
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♪ Make us headstrong tonight ♪
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[singer 1] ♪ But here I am,
borrowed memories, drunken lovers ♪
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♪ I swear that I have loved no others ♪
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[singer 2]
♪ She goes to the show not to be afraid ♪
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♪ She knows that
it will never be the same ♪
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[singers] ♪ Hey, I'm just like you ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm sloppy and blue ♪
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♪ But, hey, I'm just like you ♪
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♪ Except I've got nothing to prove ♪
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♪ But we're headstrong tonight ♪
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♪ Beating through the rainbows of right ♪
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♪ Gold covered prisms of light ♪
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♪ Make us headstrong tonight ♪
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[knocks on door]
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Hang on!
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Come in.
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Oh, I thought you were Mom.
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Did you go somewhere?
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Yeah.
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Where?
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Uh, to give Maya our tape.
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[Sara] Did she like it?
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She wasn't there.
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Did you want something?
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Yeah. Uh, there's this girl, Cass,
that Phoebe really wants you to meet.
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She thinks you guys would be,
like, best friends,
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and they wanna hang out
tomorrow after school.
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- Is this because you feel bad for me?
- [Sara] No! She just sounds really cool.
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You don't have to if you don't want to.
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Okay. Yeah.
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- Sure, I'll meet her.
- [Sara] Cool.
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I'll call Phoebe.
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[door closes]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[♪ Crash Test Dummies:
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]
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[singer] ♪ Once there was this kid
who got into an accident... ♪
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- [Sara] Hi!
- [Phoebe] Hi!
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Tegan, this is Cass. Cass, this is Tegan.
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- Hey.
- Okay. Enough with the pleasantries.
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Um, pop quiz.
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Bleach or Nevermind?
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Nevermind.
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Nevermind or In Utero?
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- Nevermind.
- Okay. Nevermind or...
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The answer's always Nevermind.
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Congrats. You passed.
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This round.
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- [Sara] Well, I'm starving, let's order.
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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No, no way.
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No one under the age of 70
goes to Tim Horton's.
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Robin's donuts are the best.
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Incorrect. But I would be willing
to undergo a taste test
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if it'd make it all easier for you
to admit that you're wrong,
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and then, the loser, you,
have to make the winner, me, a mixed tape.
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Okay. Deal.
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Cool.
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[Sara] Hey, you guys want
to go to Lily's house?
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Her parents are away.
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Sure.
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I don't know Lily, but I like the sound
of parents being away.
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[Sara] What do you think?
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Yeah. Let's do it.
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So, where are your parents?
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[Lily] Ottawa.
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My cousin had a baby,
so they went to help out.
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Which makes no sense because they always
tell me how annoying infants are.
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Maybe it was just you.
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- [laughter]
- Ha-ha.
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[rock music playing]
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What is that?
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My brother.
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He's like a guitar genius or some shit.
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Can we go listen?
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[electric guitar playing]
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[Sara] That was awesome!
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How long have you played for?
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Only a couple years.
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You know, Tegan and Sara make music.
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No, not like that.
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We just started.
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Let me hear.
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No. I don't--I don't know.
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- Please?
- Do it.
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Okay.
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♪ Oh, my mother told me ♪
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♪ She says without thoughts conforming ♪
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♪ My strength is, without doubt now ♪
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♪ Hard to feel ♪
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♪ She said without my inspection ♪
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♪ She said without it I see you again ♪
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♪ But I don't love you myself ♪
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♪ No, I don't love you ♪
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[both] ♪ And I don't want to be a liar ♪
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♪ But I do it every day ♪
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♪ Don't believe the things
they tell you, they lie ♪
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♪ Don't believe the things
they tell you, they lie ♪♪
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[applause]
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That was so good.
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I think I have a new favorite band.
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[Phoebe] Me too.
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You guys are good. Like, really good.
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Thanks.
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They should play at the party.
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What party?
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Uh, it's this, uh, huge thing we do
the Saturday after the last day of school.
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We have live bands,
a lot of local music people come.
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You guys can play
before my band if you want.
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, we'd love to.
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[Will] Cool.
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[guitar playing]
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- Oh, I suck.
- No, you don't. That sounded great.
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I just wanna do a really good job
because who knows if we're good enough,
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maybe we could play at a real show
at, like, Republik or something.
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[Sara] I wish. Man, it's too bad
we can't play one of these guitars.
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Maybe we can.
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How? Steal it?
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No. But I'm sure
we could figure something out.
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This party is a big deal,
and it'll be like our first show.
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- And since we only have one guitar...
- You have zero guitars.
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Patrick has one guitar.
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Right.
But we just thought it would be cool if...
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[Simone] You want us to buy you a guitar.
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No, no! We wanna work for it.
And any job you have for us, we'll do it.
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Will you help us?
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Yeah. Of course.
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There's plenty to do at the new house.
I could use your help there.
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- You mean it?
- [Patrick] Yeah. I mean, right?
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I mean, what do you think?
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Yeah. I think it sounds like a plan.
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- Really?
- [Simone] Yup. But, um,
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we can't afford to pay both of you.
So, one of you will go work for your dad.
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- Oh, working for dad is so hard.
- I know. It's called work for a reason.
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And don't expect to get
some inflated rate.
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You'll make minimum wage.
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- Thank you so much.
- We're gonna work really hard.
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[Simone]
Of course, you will, you're my kids.
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And you won't get paid if you don't.
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[upbeat music playing]
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-[Phoebe] All right.
-[Lily] Bye.
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[singer]
♪ I bet you fall in love too easily... ♪
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All right. Rock, paper, scissors.
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Loser has to go work with dad today?
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Sure.
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[chuckles]
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- Best two out of three?
- Uh-uh. Have fun at Dad's.
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[chuckles]
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So, you're gonna take all this stuff here
and you're gonna throw it away. Okay?
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With what?
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Your arms.
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- Oh, don't you have a machine for that?
- Yeah. But today I have you.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[singer]
♪ [indistinct] that I say I will ♪
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♪ But [indistinct] on the city I work ♪
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♪ [indistinct] to the city, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm still [indistinct] ♪
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♪ Everything [indistinct] ♪
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♪ [indistinct] ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ We've got to carry it ♪
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♪ We've got to carry it, oh, yeah ♪
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♪ We've got to carry it ♪
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♪ We've got to carry it... ♪
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[David] Hey.
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What's this?
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Lunch.
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[rock music playing]
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[clanks]
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[Cass] Hey!
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Hey!
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[Cass laughs] Hi.
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- What are you doing here?
- [Cass] Your mom told me where you were.
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I thought we could settle our bet.
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[chuckles]
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Once we take this first bite,
there's no going back.
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Are you sure you're ready?
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- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Mmm-hmm.
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All right.
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You win easily, so expect a mixed tape
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filled with California punk bands
and the dulcet tones of Ben Lee very soon.
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Yes! So, I'd like to thank my parents
for always believing in me,
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but mostly God for inventing donuts.
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[both chuckling]
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I know it doesn't look like it,
but the hard part is done, you know.
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We'll fly through the rest.
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Oh, and the, uh, obscenely expensive
flooring you wanted is almost here,
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that'll go in after the drywall.
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[Simone] So, um,
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how close are we to moving in?
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Uh, we're looking at by the end
of the summer now.
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But I found those guys
who can work Saturdays,
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so that'll speed things along
and we could be in here a little sooner.
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Look, I know you're antsy, but we're
gonna be in here before you know it.
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- Yeah.
- [Patrick] All right?
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- Totally. [chuckles]
- [Patrick] Can I do anything
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- to make you feel better in the meantime?
- No! No, you can't do anything.
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You've done so much already.
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Truly, this is great.
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It's looking great.
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All right.
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[soft music playing]
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[Mary] I just put some lemons
and some potato skins in there.
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[Patrick] You can't put stuff
like that in there, Mom.
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- It's just little things, okay?
- [Buck] I told her that.
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[object clatters]
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- [Patrick] See you, Buck.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Thank you so much for coming to help
with the garbage disposal, honey.
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Yeah, hopefully you don't break this one.
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[Mary] Next time you come,
you should bring Simone and the girls.
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- How are they?
- They're great.
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The girls are, uh--they're playing
music now, and they're really good.
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[Mary] Wow! You must be so proud.
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[Buck] Why? They're not his kids.
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- [Mary] Buck.
- [Buck] What? They're not.
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[Mary] Well, I'd love to see them.
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Okay. I love you.
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[Mary] Love you too, honey.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Tegan] We wanna work for it.
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Any job you have for us, we'll do it.
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Will you help us?
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Of course.
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I mean, yeah, right?
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There's plenty of work that needs
to be done at the new house.
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- I could use your help there.
- [Tegan] You mean it?
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Yeah. All right. Mary, what do you think?
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- I think it sounds like a plan.
- [Tegan] Really?
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Yeah. Uh, but, um,
we can't afford to pay both of you,
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- so one of you will go work for your dad.
- [Sara] But working for dad is so hard.
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Yeah, I know, that's--
it's called work for a reason,
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and don't expect
to get some inflated rate.
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- You'll get minimum wage.
- [Tegan] Thank you so much.
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- [Sara] We're gonna work really hard.
- Yes, of course you are.
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You're my kids,
you won't get paid if you don't.
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[doorbell rings]
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Who's that?
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Oh, I invited Phoebe
and Cass over earlier, if that's okay?
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I guess it has to be
because they're already here,
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but Patrick and I
are having friends over soon,
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- so your personal taxi is off duty, okay?
- Okay. Thank you.
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- [Tegan] Thanks.
- You bet.
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- [door opens]
- [Tegan] Hello!
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[Phoebe] Hi!
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- Hi, Simone! Hi, Patrick!
- [Patrick] Hi, Phoebe.
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[Simone] Hey.
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And this is my new friend, Cass,
that I told you about.
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Ah. Yes, the avid reader
with a great taste in music.
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[Cass] Couldn't have
described myself better. Yeah.
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[Sara] Okay. Well, you're not here
to hang out with my parents,
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- so let's go to the basement.
- [Simone] Have fun, you guys
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- Nice to meet you all.
- Mmm-hmm. You, too.
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- [Patrick sighs]
- You really jumped in there.
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What, the guitar?
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Yeah. Hmm.
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I do need help at the house,
by the way. [chuckles]
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And they've never actually volunteer
for anything resembling work,
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so I figured you'd be on board.
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Yeah, I was, but...
I should be the one saying yes.
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Okay. Why?
I mean, they're my kids too, right?
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Yes, I just--
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I don't like feeling, like,
we're playing house
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where you were the laid back father figure
and I'm the strict mom.
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I'm not trying to do that at all. I don't
think that's what's happening here.
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Well, sometimes, it feels like that,
and I don't want that.
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It's bad enough that we're stuck here
in the suburbs.
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We shouldn't start acting
like everyone who actually belongs here.
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I don't want that either.
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I'm not trying to do that,
I'm just--I don't know.
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Just wanted to be here for the girls.
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And the truth is, I--you're not always
available even when you are here.
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And I appreciate that.
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I really do.
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I should, um--I'm gonna go get changed.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[laughter]
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[Loni]
So we show up at the house and it's, like,
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something out of a Lifestyles
of the Rich and Famous, I mean...
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I mean, nothing interesting
is ever gonna happen there.
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- Super boring.
- Yeah, exactly.
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Super nice but very boring. Yeah.
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[Loni] So, we knock,
and the wife answers the door,
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and behind her is her husband,
and he is wearing a pajama top...
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- Yes.
- ...and nothing else...
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- [women laughing]
- ...and he is fully at attention.
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- [laughs]
- What?
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[Simone] Apparently he was having this
bizarre reaction to these new meds
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that affected his penis, obviously.
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[Loni] But the wife is acting
like nothing is weird,
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- and his Johnson is just poking out...
- [laughter]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Thank you for helping us
with the guitar stuff.
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Of course.
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It's important to you,
and you're important to me.
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- [rock music playing]
- [pounding]
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[Kyle] Oh, thank God. [scoffs]
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[rock music playing]
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[sighs] I can't keep listening to this...
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Yeah. I'm sorry. I'll handle it.
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[rock music playing]
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- [Sara] What the hell?
- That's enough of that.
337
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,679
I forgot my headphones
and I want to listen to music.
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- No, we're not listening to that.
- [Sara] Why not?
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Because I don't want to listen
to screaming all day.
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It's bad enough your mom even
lets you guys listen to that band.
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00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,853
- Oh, do you hate Nirvana now?
- Please, be quiet. Let's just be quiet.
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- [Sara] Do you?
- Yes, okay? Fine, I don't like Nirvana.
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- The guy was weird.
- How was Kurt Cobain weird?
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- He wore make up and dresses and shit.
- [Sara] Because he was alternative.
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He was a fag.
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I can't believe you're homophobic.
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Keep your voice down!
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- I'm not homophobic.
- Yeah, you are.
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- You can't say fag.
- Well, I--he wasn't much of a man.
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So, because he was different,
it's okay to call him that?
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Jesus Christ, it's just a word.
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[Sara] No, it's not.
Not when you're using it in a bad way.
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You know people think
Tegan and I are weird?
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How would you feel
if people called us dykes?
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00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,636
- That's different.
- [Sara] No, it's not.
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Besides, what if Kurt was...
what you said he was?
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Then that would be okay.
358
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You can't say "fag".
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[dramatic music playing]
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You know, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
isn't a bad song.
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[chuckles]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What's wrong?
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[dramatic music playing]
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[♪ Frente!: "Bizarre Love Triangle"]
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[singer] ♪ Every time I think of you ♪
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♪ I get a shot right through
into a bolt of blue ♪
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♪ It's no problem of mine,
but it's a problem I find ♪
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♪ Livin' a life
that I can't leave behind ♪
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♪ There's no sense in telling me ♪
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♪ The wisdom of a fool
won't set you free ♪
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♪ But that's the way that it goes
and it's what nobody knows ♪
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♪ And every day my confusion grows ♪
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♪ Every time I see you falling ♪
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♪ I get down on my knees and pray ♪
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♪ I'm waiting for that final moment ♪
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♪ You say the words that I can't say ♪
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[Tegan]
What if we totally embarrass ourselves
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in front of everybody at the party?
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[Sara] You're not doing this alone.
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Sara and I are playing at Will's party.
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It would mean a lot to me
if you were there.
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[Simone] Trying to turn us
into people that we're not.
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It's not going to make anything better.
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[Tegan] I'm really sorry.
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I need a minute.
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Sara, wait.
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