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As the caretaker of
Lanceton Fashion Plaza,
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I have loads of important duties.
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For example,
every morning I flip these switches.
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I don't know what they do,
but I flip 'em.
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Yeah, what are these?
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A big part of what I do
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is unlocking the door in the morning.
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If I don't do that,
I can't lock it at night.
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Which is a huge part of what I do.
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The mall's best days are behind her,
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but you should've seen
this place in the heyday.
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It was filled with shoppers,
horny teens,
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and the perverts that come with them.
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We still get some people.
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Those are my bridge players.
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A lively bunch, but I'm pretty sure
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the guy in the hat is dead.
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Oh! Never mind. He moved.
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In the heyday, this fountain was
the centerpiece of the L-F-P.
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There was a water show synchronized
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to the "Young Guns II" soundtrack.
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People used to come from all over town
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to watch her gush and squirt.
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And when I say people, I mean perverts.
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Lot's of 'em.
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This used to be Macy's.
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But we don't have an
anchor store at the moment.
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The owner of the mall, Mr. Javitz,
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is away working on finding a new tenant.
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And he's got a pretty
big fish on the line.
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It's a secret.
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The secret belongs to Victoria.
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That's all I know.
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I'm hoping for a big ol' Talbot's.
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A lot of people ask me
why I don't just quit.
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"Malls are dying," they say.
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But if Mr. Javitz hasn't given up,
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there's no way I can.
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He is the greatest man I've ever known.
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Kind, generous,
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and he knows basically
everything about rugby.
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What are you doing?!
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Yeah, this doesn't seem like
it's gonna be a good movie.
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What's wrong? Am I not talking enough?
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We wanna make a documentary
about something fun!
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Like monster trucks!
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Vroom! Vroom!
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Yeah! Monster trucks!
They're so loud and so big!
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- Vroom! Vroom!
- Vroom-vroom!
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Why can't I go to the good mall
and get a summer job there?
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Because that's our mall,
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and we don't want to
risk running into you.
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Don't take this the wrong way, but...
you're kind of a nerd.
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What is the right way to take that?
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Not like that.
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Now if you'll excuse us,
we have a very important
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family meeting at Buca di Beppo
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to discuss the plan
for our new food truck.
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Why can't I work on that?
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Because it's our idea.
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You weren't there when we thought of it.
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I'll always remember it.
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You weren't there, and then,
bam, it came to us...
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Fish sticks, but on a truck!
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Now all we need is the
perfect food-truck name.
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I've got some ideas!
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No, you're not allowed to name it.
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It's gonna be some gross sex pun.
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You gotta have a gross sex pun
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to rise to the top of
the food-truck game!
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It gets attention and it
makes the food taste better.
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There's no way it makes
the food taste better.
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Uhp! Save it for the BEPS!
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The BEPS is this way!
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Oh, Mr. Javitz, I'm starting to think
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we'll never get back to the heyday.
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I can't remember the last
time we had any youth in here.
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And where there's no youth,
there's no perverts, obviously.
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Holy youth-a-mole!
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A youth!
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The heyday is back, Mr. Javitz!
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Smells like an old fish tank in here.
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Young boy! Stop!
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Where you goin' with that smooth skin?
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I'm looking for a job,
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but it seems like there
aren't any stores here?
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Well, why work for a store
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when you can work for the whole mall?!
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Erastus Junipero Horton, mall caretaker.
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I don't know if I want to work
for you, Erastus.
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Hey! I don't know if I want to hire you!
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That's why we do the interview,
you cocky s-o-b!
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No college degree,
no high-school degree.
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And you don't have a résumé.
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I had to grab this
paper from the printer
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just to give you a chance.
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And look at it. It's blank!
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Steve, do you even want to work here?
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- No!
- Hmm.
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Interesting. And why is that?
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This place is awful!
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- I gotta have you! You're hired!
- What? Why?!
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I like that you weren't
afraid to give me bad answers.
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Come on. I'll show you around.
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This is the food court.
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There's only one restaurant right now,
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but that should change
when Mr. Javitz comes back.
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"Sloatmeal"?
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Yep. Slow oatmeal.
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If you're hungry,
I hope you brought something from home
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because at Sloatmeal you have to order
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24 hours in advance.
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So it's not just a clever name.
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I'm not even sure it's that.
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With so many stores closing,
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we've got a lot of
mannequins lying around.
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You find any loosies,
you throw 'em in here.
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Uh, Steve? Her dead,
flesh-colored eyes are up here.
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Man, you are a lawsuit
waitin' to happen.
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One of your main responsibilities:
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Watering the plants.
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- These look fake.
- Oh, they are!
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But Mr. Javitz likes
for them to look wet.
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Roger, why do you bother
with this place?
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Mr. Javitz is the first person
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to ever trust me with
this much responsibility.
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And when a great man
shines his light on you...
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Mmm-mmm-mmm!
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Like an ant catchin'
some rays under a magnifying glass.
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Alright. Enjoy your first day!
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Did I even agree to work here?
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I guess so.
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Steve! You hungry? We got extra oatmeal.
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Mmm-mmm!
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Tuttle, do you work here?
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No! I just come here to exercise.
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So I've gotten to know the crew.
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Hi. I'm Lafrantz.
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I own and operate Suitfather Part Two.
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Why "Part Two"?
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Suitfather Part One used
to be across the hall.
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In the heyday, this part of the mall
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was packed with discount suit stores.
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There was Suitfather Part One,
Suitplantation,
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These Suits Were Made for Buying,
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Suitar Center, Suit Life of Zack & Cody,
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and Zoot Suit Buy-It.
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Now I'm the only one left.
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With everything closing,
why don't you move somewhere else?
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I don't know.
I guess I'm attached to this place.
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There's a lot of good people here.
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- Hello.
- That's Shania.
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She runs Tender Hellos,
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a very specific greeting-card store.
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- _
- That is specific.
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Steve! It's terrible!
They're gonna demolish the mall!
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That seems like it
could be the right move.
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Stop! There are people inside!
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Not that many people, but enough!
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Relax! We're not gonna blow it up now.
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That's right! We love to blow stuff up.
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And we got so excited
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that we came here
exactly one month early!
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Well, you can't blow up the mall
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without Mr. Javitz's permission!
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Oh, yes, we can!
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Evil bankers!
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Mr. Javitz hasn't been
making his mortgage payments.
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If you can't get the
money by next month,
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we're going to demolish
the mall and build condos!
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Condos?! The worst of all residences!
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Steve, Mr. Javitz is gonna come through
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with that anchor store,
but we gotta buy him some time.
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Okay. Fine.
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Oh, thank you!
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Check it out. Got your wallet.
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Let's see. What have we got here?
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Oh, my God! You have a condom?!
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Ohhhh noooo! Oh geeeez!
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How long has this been in here?
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Kid's got a rubber! Oh, my God!
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It's been in here so long,
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there's, like,
a circle indented into the leather!
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Oh, that is so sad.
That is so hilarious.
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I'm gonna tell everybody.
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Anyway, here you go.
Thanks again for helping me, Steve.
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I appreciate you so much.
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Okay. Stream of consciousness.
Let the ideas flow.
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Oh! What if we let a stream
flow through the mall?
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- Okay...
- Fine. Something else.
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We're trying to get back to the heyday.
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The hey... day...
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Oh! What about a hay day?
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We give everyone who comes
to the mall free hay!
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Maybe we're too bound by hay.
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Do you think we could maybe
open it up to ideas beyond hay?
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What am I saying?
Hay's our bread and butter!
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What are they doing here?
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I thought maybe it would help
to get some outside opinions.
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Sure. Sure. Alright.
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I guess my one question is,
if they have good ideas,
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wouldn't Mr. Javitz have
left them in charge?
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Roger, when was the last time
you talked to Mr. Javitz?
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Hmm. I would say... 9,000 sleeps?
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That's like... 25 years!
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Really? Wow! I'm so good at waiting!
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Why is no one eating at our food truck?
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I don't get it.
We've got plenty of fish,
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which felt like it was
gonna be the biggest hurdle.
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It's the name!
Please let me change the name!
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But your idea is so gross!
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Fine. What have we got to lose?
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You won't regret this.
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I need seven sticks... five battered,
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two double-dipped... on the fly!
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Look at all this cash! We're rich!
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Hey, I saw the name of your truck,
and I laughed so hard
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I just had to try your fish sticks!
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- _
- Daniel! You gotta get down here!
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The food is just okay, but the name?
Oh, man!
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It's kind of funny.
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Wear something nice.
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So, how can we get
people back in the mall?
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My daughter saved her rec center
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by having a dance competition.
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I don't wanna copy her exactly,
so maybe...
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ski race?
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I think Erastus the caretaker
is breeding wild dogs
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in the old Miller's outpost location.
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That's, uh... not really an idea.
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No. No, it's not.
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"I wish there was something
to eat besides oatmeal."
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You sell this card in your store?
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But that's it!
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Roger, I've got it!
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What is the beating heart of any mall?
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Mr. Javitz's indomitable spirit?
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No! The food court!
The key is the food court!
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I don't know, Steve.
Unless you mean a food court
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with, like, a big food judge!
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"I sentence you to free hay!"
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No, Roger!
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We're gonna have a food festival
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and fill the food
court with food trucks.
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Dad just texted me that they
have a whole fleet of them.
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They're doing really well, apparently.
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Well, I guess we could tack
that onto the hay idea.
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- Okay. Go for it.
- Yes!
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We're gonna save the mall!
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Also, Tuttle says you're
breeding wild dogs here?
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If wild dogs are gonna be having sex,
which they are, a lot,
252
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,158
I would rather it be under
my supervision, Steve.
253
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Don't bust my balls on this.
254
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,344
Gotta hand it to ya, Steve.
255
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,546
You were dead wrong about the hay.
256
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,282
People showed up for it.
We have saved the mall!
257
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,686
For now. But how long can
we really keep this going?
258
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,554
We only have to hold on until Mr. Javitz
259
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,890
comes back with a tenant
for the anchor store!
260
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,959
But, Roger,
people don't go to malls anymore.
261
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:38,563
And, honestly,
I don't think Mr. Javitz is coming back.
262
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:41,032
Steve, there are things
we don't joke about...
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00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,701
Mr. Javitz not coming back
264
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,435
and the time I shit my pants
265
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,505
playing racquetball with Judd Apatow.
266
00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:48,306
You need to face it, Roger!
267
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,510
Mr. Javitz abandoned the mall,
and he abandoned you!
268
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:53,444
You don't know that! You don't know him!
269
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,581
How could I?!
He's been gone for 25 years!
270
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,250
Please stop saying "25 years"!
271
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,489
Roger?
272
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,729
Roger?
273
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:15,800
Roger, I'm sorry.
I know I was a little harsh.
274
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,402
Here.
275
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,903
_
276
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:23,474
I just worry that with the mall
you're hanging on too tight.
277
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,276
Maybe it's time to let go and admit
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00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,546
that Mr. Javitz isn't gonna
walk through that door.
279
00:12:27,548 --> 00:12:29,948
You're right, Steve. He isn't.
280
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,016
Because he's gonna float through it!
281
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,752
And here he comes now!
282
00:12:38,485 --> 00:12:40,491
Returning from the dark realm.
283
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,694
Floats like a butterfly,
floats like a bee.
284
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:47,432
It's... the J man! Mr. Javitz!
285
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,634
And this is Steve.
286
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,129
Steve, you're blowing it.
287
00:12:52,164 --> 00:12:54,473
Jesus. Call some girls or something.
288
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,677
Wh... what's happening?!
289
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,613
Mr. Javitz is a warlock, Steve!
290
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,548
This is why I was always
calling him the Bone Man.
291
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,884
You never called him that!
292
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,420
Let's not play "who said Bone Man when."
293
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,021
All I know is that years ago,
294
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:13,091
I looked into Mr. Javitz's
glowing red eyes.
295
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,827
And I've been doing his
heinous bidding ever since.
296
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:19,030
And I never looked back,
unless I was bid to.
297
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,299
It's simple, Steve!
298
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,302
You see, the mall...
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00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,370
is hungry.
300
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,039
- Duh!
- It is built
301
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:33,111
on an ancient evil spring
from which I draw my power!
302
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:37,381
And whenever it gets hungry,
every 25 years or so,
303
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,050
the fountain awakens
304
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:42,720
and I help it feed on the living!
305
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,590
W-What's in it for you? Eternal life?
306
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,725
No, no. I already have that.
307
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,061
I guess I just do it to be nice!
308
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:53,064
So all the people who came
to my food festival...
309
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,800
my family... they're gonna die?!
310
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:59,137
The food festival was your idea?!
311
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,605
So smart!
312
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,808
You brought in so many souls!
313
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,210
Let's not downplay the free hay.
314
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,879
Steve, do you think
315
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:11,215
you would ever want to maybe...
316
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,885
look into my glowing red eyes
317
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,289
and become bound to me forevermore?!
318
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,157
But you've already got me!
319
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,093
Yes, but Steve is...
320
00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:23,027
what's the word...
321
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,062
better?
322
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,498
Go after him!
323
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,288
Obviously, I'm gonna do this for you,
324
00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:30,835
but before I go,
could I maybe just look into
325
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,371
your glowing red eyes
for like one second?
326
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,039
Uhh... maybe later, dude.
327
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,908
Totally get it. Totally get it.
Keep on rockin'.
328
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,978
"Keep on rockin'"?
What... he's a warlock!
329
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,713
That's the best you could come up with?
330
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,047
You're losing him!
331
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,184
Lafrantz! We gotta evacuate the mall!
332
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,519
Everyone's gonna die!
333
00:14:47,521 --> 00:14:48,787
Whoa. Easy.
334
00:14:48,789 --> 00:14:50,855
Sounds like you met Mr. Javitz!
335
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,858
Oh, no! Are you working with him, too?
336
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,060
No. Relax!
337
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,729
When Mr. Javitz feeds the mall,
338
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:01,199
anyone it consumes has their
soul trapped here forever.
339
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,068
I'm trapped here until
my soul fades away
340
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,071
and I become a mannequin,
just like the others.
341
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,873
The mannequins were people?!
342
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,942
Those of us who haven't
turned into mannequins yet
343
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,944
were trying to keep people away
344
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:16,080
by running terrible, terrible stores.
345
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,082
Is everyone in the mall a ghost?
346
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,552
No, but we don't have time
to go through that now.
347
00:15:20,554 --> 00:15:22,086
I'll tell you later.
348
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,223
Listen. Shania and I have
a plan to save everyone.
349
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,290
Hi.
350
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:29,227
Mr. Javitz draws his
power from the fountain.
351
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,163
So we'll have to destroy it.
352
00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:33,565
Fortunately, the mall
is already wired with explosives
353
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:34,833
from the demolitions crew.
354
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:37,169
If we use those to destroy the fountain,
355
00:15:37,171 --> 00:15:39,704
the mall will never
be able to eat again.
356
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,440
I mean, I follow you, but if anyone
357
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,577
was high in their dorm
room trying to understand,
358
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:48,713
they might want to splash
some water on their face
359
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,383
and do a little rewind.
360
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,517
Let's do this!
361
00:15:59,747 --> 00:16:01,632
_
362
00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:07,199
Oh, Mr. Javitz. Where did I lose you?
363
00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:09,000
"You are here."
364
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,669
That's right. And I always will be.
365
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,941
♪ Before he was here ♪
366
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,743
♪ You were here ♪
367
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,545
♪ And so was I ♪
368
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,948
♪ To my surprise ♪
369
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,618
♪ I was hypnotized ♪
370
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:30,222
♪ By your glowing red eyes ♪
371
00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:32,624
♪ You are here ♪
372
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:38,230
♪ And so am I! ♪
373
00:16:38,899 --> 00:16:41,365
Everyone run! There's an evil warlock!
374
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,834
Nice try, buddy.
375
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,437
You gotta wait your
turn for Donut Whore.
376
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:50,442
♪ You believe you found
something in Steve ♪
377
00:16:50,971 --> 00:16:56,314
♪ But he won't help
you kill them all ♪
378
00:16:56,316 --> 00:17:02,520
♪ He won't help you feed the mall ♪
379
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,856
♪ You are here ♪
380
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:10,795
♪ And so am I! ♪
381
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,999
The sprinklers aren't strong enough!
382
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,335
Through the old Baby Gap to safety!
383
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,537
You know, a lot of my girlfriends ask me
384
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,205
what I see in you, Mr. J.,
385
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,808
why I stick by you when
you treat me like this.
386
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,209
And I say, "listen, girls.
387
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,947
He's hypnotized me with
his glowing red eyes!"
388
00:17:28,949 --> 00:17:31,549
♪ You are here ♪
389
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:36,488
♪ And so am I ♪
390
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,023
♪ One look at Steve ♪
391
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,826
♪ Made me believe ♪
392
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:46,898
♪ He will help me kill them all ♪
393
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:51,569
♪ He will help me feed the mall! ♪
394
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,640
♪ He is here ♪
395
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,575
♪ And so ♪
396
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,977
♪ So am I! ♪
397
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,515
♪ I should walk away ♪
398
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,917
♪ I should let go ♪
399
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:12,123
♪ I should admit that this is over ♪
400
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,859
♪ But I don't know how ♪
401
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:20,064
♪ And that's the theeeeeeme ♪
402
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,600
♪ You are here ♪
403
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,469
♪ And so ♪
404
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:30,776
♪ Am I ♪
405
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,280
Awaken, my evil spring!
406
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,150
It is time for your feast!
407
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:43,155
Also, I gotta tell you
about this kid Steve I met.
408
00:18:43,157 --> 00:18:45,357
He's amazing!
409
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,959
Wut da heck is dis?!
410
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,961
They're all gone, Mr. Javitz!
411
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,763
I saved them all!
412
00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:54,432
I told you he was amazing!
413
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,168
Steve, are you sure
414
00:18:56,170 --> 00:19:00,638
you don't want to even glance
into my glowing red eyes?!
415
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,507
He's not interested!
416
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,909
Mr. Javitz, you took everything from me,
417
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,979
and now I'm taking everything from you.
418
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,882
And that's perfectly suitable!
419
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,785
Nooooo!
420
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:16,221
Ungh! Mmeeh! Ahh... Or...
421
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:18,857
Lafrantz! No!
422
00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:20,792
Nooooooo!
423
00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:22,660
I never should've hired you!
424
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,795
Aah!
425
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:32,804
I can't lose you, Steve!
426
00:19:33,396 --> 00:19:35,073
Those glowing eyes.
427
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:37,209
They're so... red.
428
00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:41,679
At last you are mine!
429
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,815
Are you frickin' kidding me?!
430
00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:46,284
Aah!
431
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,155
Do you think he'll be okay, Steve?
432
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,357
I just want him to learn a lesson,
you know?
433
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,293
This fountain is the one thing
434
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,496
that can destroy me forever!
435
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,099
Do you think he heard me or
did he say that randomly?
436
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,500
He's so random.
437
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,436
It's one of the things
I like most about him.
438
00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:06,838
After his glowing red eyes, of course.
439
00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:17,982
All those years of loyal service,
440
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,318
and he still couldn't see me.
441
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,455
You were right, Steve. I had to let go.
442
00:20:23,457 --> 00:20:26,058
Steve? Are you listening to me?
443
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,195
Oh, man. Javitz got you good!
444
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,665
I've been there, buddy. Enjoy the ride.
445
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,500
It's rewarding as hell.
446
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,603
Okay, dadders, it's time to answer
447
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,539
Steve's question about who was a ghost.
448
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,141
Me and Shania? Ghosts!
449
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:45,477
The guy who ran the
Bazooka Sharks socks store?
450
00:20:45,479 --> 00:20:47,011
Not a ghost!
451
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,813
The lady who ran the oatmeal store?
452
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,282
G-g-g-ghost!
453
00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:53,818
The documentary crew?
One ghost, one regular!
454
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:58,623
Tuttle? You bet your ass
he was a [BLEEP] ghost!
455
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,358
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
456
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,451
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