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Jesus...
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Alright. Everything's ready.
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Well, let the invasion start!
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We'll have fun!
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I'm hungry...
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That's enough! Get away from me!
I'm going home.
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- How noisy...
- That's a misunderstanding, Shinobu!
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Ataru-kun prefers other girls, right?
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- How about going haunt them?
- Are you a fool?
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I, Ataru Moroboshi, like Shinobu
with every fiber of my being!
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Why-why did you say that all of a sudden...
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It's not all of a sudden,
I've been always thinking so.
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Fine. If you do that again, we'll break up.
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Oh, beauty.
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I barely said it one second ago...
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Ataru-kun... I hate you!
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I'm a fool!
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Why the fuss?
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I just took a peek at other girls...
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Wait, wait, wait!
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(Duh, duh, duh)
Wait, wait, wait!
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You can't make such a hasty decision!
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Pull yourself together!
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(Ma)
Pull yourself together!
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(Dong!)
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Suddenly what!?
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- It's so cold!
- Am I... too late?
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Namu...
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What were you doing?
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(Beware of molesters)
So you didn't want to jump off?
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But I saw the shadow of death on your back...
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- That's why I wanted to help...
- Hot!
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Why would I suicide
for something like being jilted by women!?
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You-your...
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What?
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Your face!
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It looks direly awful!
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What I was trying to say is that...
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in the sense of physiognomy,
your face looks awful...
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What is he blabbering about since earlier?
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I'm a wandering monk, Sakuranbou.
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(Wandering Monk. Sakuranbou. Cherry)
But please call me Cherry.
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So you're haunting me for such a boring matter!?
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- Ataru!
- Ataru-kun!
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Mom, Shinobu, why the hurry?
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I watched the news report and
got so worried about you.
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News report?
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He's here!
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What?
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You're Ataru Moroboshi, right?
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They're from the authority.
They've been looking for you.
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For what?
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Listen, you must stay strong!
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(Moroboshi)
"Stay strong"? What do you mean...
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Oh, welcome home!
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Ooo-Oni!?
[Oni: Evil spirits in Japanese folklore]
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Oni away! Oni away!
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Chill down, lad.
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Well, well, boy.
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I'm Invader.
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Anyway, can I have a word with you?
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Yes.
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We'll soon reach the sky above the target house.
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Preparing the transfer device.
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It's reported that
we've made a contact with the target.
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A match between me and Invader?
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They are here to invade Earth,
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but a proposal was made.
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We'll have a match with an earthling
randomly picked by our computer.
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If we lose the match,
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we'll withdraw without any second thoughts.
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So I am the one picked?
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- Yep.
- No way!
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A match with Oni...
Ataru-kun will die from it!
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Yeah! Oni away!
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No, you're the Oni!
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'Cause the match will be a tag game!
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Tag?
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What is it this time?
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Oh, I've been waiting for you!
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So he is my opponent?
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My name is Lum.
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She's my daughter. A beauty, isn't she?
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You'll be the Oni going after her.
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If you can grab her horns in ten days, you win.
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I'll play tag with her...?
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But... I gotta have to grab her body
before I can grab her horns, right?
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Wait a second.
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You won't easily catch me.
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Yes, I will! I will definitely hug you with my arms!
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Ataru-kun...
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- It hurts!
- Womanizer!
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Moroboshi-kun, your mission
is of utmost significance.
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For the sake of Earth...
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OK, I'll do it!
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Great! Then it's decided!
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The match will start from tomorrow!
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A grand match staking the whole Earth!
I'm looking forward to it!
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(Urusei Yatsura)
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Finally,
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(The Youth about Running Around)
the tag game concerning the whole Earth
will soon begin.
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the tag game concerning the whole Earth
will soon begin.
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The time limit is ten days.
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And the time between sunrise and sunset
is called a day!
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The high school student from Tokyo,
Ataru Moroboshi
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will win over the invader, Lum-chan
if he gets to grab her horns!
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(Earth's Best! Win with all your might! Fight!)
will win over the invader, Lum-chan
if he gets to grab her horns!
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But if Lum-chan manages to stay clear of him,
Earth will be invaded!
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(Tag Game Day 1)
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(Tag Game Day 1)
On your mark...
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Get set...
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I'll give you a big hug first.
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I got you!
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She... can fly!?
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(Zonk)
Zonk.
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It's unfair! I never heard you can fly!
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It's your problem that
you didn't do your homework.
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Come over here.
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Wait!
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You can do it!
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(Fight, Ataru)
This is a handicap match!
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Moroboshi-kun, fight on!
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But once I catch her, I'll be the hero of Earth,
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and popular among girls.
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Hey, hey. What's the matter?
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Just wait and see, Invader.
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I'll catch you in two days!
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Four days later...
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(Kerplunk)
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- There're only five days left!
- What should we do!?
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- You half-wit!
- What are you doing!?
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Only half of the time is left.
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And you didn't even scratch me once.
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Damn it!
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Ataru-kun...
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(After that)
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(In a twinkling)
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Damn!
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He once again failed to catch her today...
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Only one day... left.
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Moroboshi-kun, you failed again today.
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What will become of Earth?
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(Flash)
- I knew that! Cut your carping sarcasm!
- Must be tough for him.
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But a match is a match.
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Tomorrow, Earth will be ours.
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- I'll definitely catch you!
- Ataru-kun...
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Earth is as good as ours!
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(The Invader father and daughter,
confident in their conquest)
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If Earth were to be conquered,
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Ataru will be picked on for the rest of his life...
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What should I say to our neighbors...?
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Your son bears
an extremely rare Star of Suffering.
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If left unchanged, he'll suffer for his life.
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Does that make you think of something?
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For his life?
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Now you mentioned it...
Ataru was born on 13th, Friday.
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Am I right, Honey?
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And I remember it's Buddha's Death that day...
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Oh, yes. He was born and
the next second there was an earthquake.
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And a black cat walked across him.
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He's the epitome of misfortune...
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I shouldn't have given birth to him...
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I was too hasty...
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The burden of Earth has begun to weigh on me...
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Though she's glamorous, she's the enemy.
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One more day and Earth will be conquered...
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And I'll live as a social outcast
for the rest of my life...
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Ataru, are you really OK?
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It was your own fault.
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You're mesmerized by Lum's charm
and accepted it easily.
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How could I resist that!?
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(Scratch)
- Ataru-kun - He's stressed out!
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(Scratch)
We must do something to motivate him.
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How was I supposed to know she could fly!?
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Wasn't it a simple job
about hugging a glamorous girl!?
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Ataru-kun, if you win, I'll marry you!
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Marry me...? You're lying!
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You want to encourage me so you lied!
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No, I mean it! You fool!
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I just can't see you become a social outcast
for the rest of your life.
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Do you mean what you said?
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Yes.
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I'll do my best tomorrow!
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- Ataru, what time do you think it is now?
- Girls are so great...
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What a simple man...
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At last, the deadline of the final day
is approaching!
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(Tag Game The Final Day. 20 Minutes Before Sunset)
And Moroboshi-kun is unusually energetic!
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Lum-chan seems to be at a disadvantage!
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Getting married! Getting married!
Getting married! Getting married!
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What are you talking about since earlier?
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It's annoying!
All that mumbling about getting married!
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Getting married!
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If I can catch you, then my marriage is earned!
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Don't underestimate me!
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Electric shock! Unexpectedly, Lum-chan
can use the electric shock!
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You will be paralyzed for a while.
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Getting married!
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He stood up!
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Eh? You can still move?
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Not over yet!
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Wait!
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Go! You're so close!
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Getting married!
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Mr. Oni, I'm here.
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Ataru-kun...
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Shinobu... I'll marry you!
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Let... let go of me!
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What are you doing!?
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Ou, ou, ouch.
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This means...
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Give it back to me!
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She's approaching me actively!
Which means, I've won this game!
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Goal in!
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Now I can get married!
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Yay!
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Ataru Moroboshi succeeded in defending Earth!
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Let's applaud the two
who showed an intensive match!
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Ataru-kun...
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Now I finally can get married.
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OK.
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Since you've been insisting to this extent,
I agree to marry you.
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- Moroboshi, are you going to marry Lum?
- During the game, he kept yelling "getting married"!
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Are you serious, Lum?
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Yes, Father.
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He proposed to me.
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So this is what they say "the winner takes it all"...
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Alright, she's left to you. Son-in-law.
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Ataru-kun.
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Shinobu...
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Seems you're not gonna let her down.
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Since they've said so, why don't you marry Lum then?
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This is too far, at this point!
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- I wish you two happy forever!
- This is a misunderstanding, Shinobu!
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Cut it! You playboy!
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(Moroboshi)
He's so cool!
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(Getting Close to Ataru Moroboshi,
the Man Who Saved Earth)
Moroboshi-kun is so handsome!
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(Getting Close to Ataru Moroboshi,
the Man Who Saved Earth)
I'm mesmerized by him!
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Moroboshi-kun!
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- I'm the hero of Earth now.
- Thank you for saving us!
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(Celebrations on Successful Defense of Earth)
Alright. Now I'll go on to my girl hunt!
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- What happened!?
- Cheaters will not be forgiven!
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Lum. Didn't you return to your place?
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I'm going to live here.
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What... what did you say?
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A couple living together.
Isn't it something obvious?
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It'll get troublesome again...
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- We got married? Seriously?
- I shouldn't have given birth to him...
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Hello, Darling!
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(Urusei Yatsura)
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(Zapping)
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No cheating!
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I'm fed up!
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Every day you hinder me from calling to Shinobu!
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Get out!
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00:14:23,899 --> 00:14:27,759
Let me make it clear to you! I prefer Shinobu!
256
00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:34,600
Cry... crying won't move me, you know?
257
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,419
It's divorce! Get out!
258
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,919
(Desperate Situation)
259
00:14:50,659 --> 00:14:54,639
Must be some wild cats.
It's the breeding season lately, you see...
260
00:14:57,379 --> 00:15:02,039
From now on,
I won't hide it and date Shinobu openly.
261
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,860
Eh, Lum has moved out?
262
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,519
So, we can meet
without interference from now on?
263
00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:10,919
Yeah. Now let's decide the day of our dating!
264
00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:13,179
It's a lie!
265
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,980
I'm still here! Up and running!
266
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,960
She... she's lying! Lum is not here!
267
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,179
On the Saturday night, we'll make babies!
268
00:15:22,179 --> 00:15:23,759
Enough! This is the break-up!
269
00:15:23,759 --> 00:15:24,909
(Shut down)
Enough! This is the break-up!
270
00:15:25,399 --> 00:15:27,139
Shinobu!
271
00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:29,200
- Please trust me!
- Such an entertaining son...
272
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,779
I wish I had one too...
273
00:15:30,779 --> 00:15:33,019
- You may adopt him anytime.
- Lum's interfering again!
274
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,580
(Moroboshi)
Lum, you moron!
275
00:15:36,159 --> 00:15:37,820
Darling, you schmuck!
276
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:41,279
His mind is full of Shinobu while I'm by his side!
277
00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:43,620
This is war then!
278
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,860
Oh, that's so embarrassing.
279
00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:49,220
You know that madam is famous for a big mouth?
280
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,220
Soon I'll be laughed at by everyone for
281
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,220
being the mother of a stupid son!
282
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:56,539
- Shut up!
- You're the slices of a living idiot!
283
00:15:56,659 --> 00:15:58,460
(Sliced Ataru Moroboshi Idiot. Fidgeting, Fidgeting)
Slices of a living idiot?
284
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,899
- How could say that to your own son!?
- So what?
285
00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:05,080
As the father, I must do something to
cool the situation down...
286
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,700
A special news report.
287
00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:08,500
Around 10 a.m. today.
288
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:13,139
A plane passing through
above the Tomobiki Town went missing.
289
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,399
A special news report, have a look!
290
00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:16,700
It happened around our house!
291
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,289
What are you so happy about!?
292
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:21,179
That won't help cure his foolishness!
293
00:16:21,779 --> 00:16:23,100
Good grief...
294
00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:26,919
Damn it. If so, I'll go extreme on this.
295
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,740
Hello?
296
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:37,179
- Shinobu...
- Darling, are you gonna tease Shinobu again?
297
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:39,860
Wait, Shinobu! If you hang up, then it's all over!
298
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,559
Don't mind Lum!
299
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:43,559
Just trust me! Please!
300
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:48,000
- Darling said he hates Shinobu!
- Don't fall for that!
301
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,600
OK. I'll try believing in you, Moroboshi-kun.
302
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,980
Thank you, Shinobu.
How I have been waiting for this day...
303
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,879
- I'm just here!
- She's not around.
304
00:16:57,879 --> 00:17:01,419
Yeah. I don't hear Lum speaking anything.
305
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,950
Strengthen the radio jamming!
306
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,299
(Moroboshi)
Strengthen the radio jamming!
307
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,940
Lum! She adopted some mean method again!
308
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,599
What? I can't hear you.
309
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,099
Mind lowering your noise at such a moment!?
310
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:18,039
The following news is...
311
00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:21,420
(Afternoon News)
Once again, a helicopter went missing
above the Tomobiki Town.
312
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:24,160
These are photos taken at that time.
313
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:26,819
Please take a closer look at this part.
314
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:29,559
(Provided by the Audience)
That's the famous Ataru Moroboshi.
315
00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,440
At that moment,
he's on the phone with his girlfriend.
316
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,460
And we suspected that Lum-chan is
sending weird electric waves
317
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:40,259
to these two's houses.
318
00:17:40,339 --> 00:17:42,400
And astonishingly, this triangle
319
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,980
has created a black hole!
320
00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:48,519
- So, it'll be fine if they stop calling each other?
- What a nuisance the triangle is!
321
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,599
If so, I'll go meet Shinobu face to face!
322
00:17:51,599 --> 00:17:53,240
I want to meet you too!
323
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,200
Just you try!
324
00:17:57,779 --> 00:17:59,380
(Zapping)
325
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:03,220
Now you won't be able to go out there.
326
00:18:06,299 --> 00:18:09,839
I won't admit defeat. By any means, I'll meet her.
327
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,039
Hey, Ataru.
328
00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,579
Father, it's no use stopping me.
329
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:17,420
This is the raincoat I used in my younger days.
330
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:18,700
Put it on and go.
331
00:18:18,759 --> 00:18:21,960
It's made of gum,
so it'll shelter you from electricity.
332
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,880
Father...
333
00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:27,579
No need to worry.
334
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:28,799
Cherry.
335
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:33,359
I'll witness your son's last moments.
336
00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:35,359
(Swift)
I'll be back.
337
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:37,779
Shinobu!
338
00:18:37,779 --> 00:18:39,019
Ataru!
339
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:42,980
I'll hold a grand burial for you!
340
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:45,859
Nam-mai-da, nam-mai-da.
341
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,440
Don't follow me!
342
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,180
(Crackle)
343
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,400
(Tonk!)
Dodge it!
344
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,140
(Bam!)
345
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,299
(Emergency Hood)
What a pitiful guy...
346
00:18:56,299 --> 00:18:58,240
Nam-mai-da, nam-mai-da.
347
00:18:58,259 --> 00:19:00,000
(Wham)
You idiot!
348
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:06,759
Until I finally meet Shinobu, I won't die!
349
00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:08,900
Ataru-kun!
350
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,980
- Shinobu!
- You cheater...
351
00:19:11,079 --> 00:19:13,240
I will never let you two meet up!
352
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,640
The power is out!
353
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,180
Ataru-kun!
354
00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:25,539
Shinobu!
355
00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:28,339
Shinobu!
356
00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:30,539
Ataru-kun!
357
00:19:30,539 --> 00:19:31,940
Shinobu!
358
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,920
Ataru-kun!
359
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,180
Shinobu!
360
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,940
You dodged your way
through the thunders to meet me, right?
361
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,160
No matter what impediment,
it's powerless in face of love!
362
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,319
Shinobu...
363
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:51,019
Ataru-kun!
364
00:19:51,079 --> 00:19:53,740
Die together then!
365
00:19:53,799 --> 00:19:57,640
I'll settle this triangle relationship!
366
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,839
So calm and tranquil...
367
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,440
So hot!
368
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,019
- What? What?
- What's going on?
369
00:20:11,099 --> 00:20:12,980
Shinobu, are you alright?
370
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,240
Where are you?
371
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,740
I'll come to you soon!
372
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:18,299
Ataru-kun...
373
00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,680
You're alright...
374
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,319
I'm so glad!
375
00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:31,859
Darling, you're more concerned about me after all!
376
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,519
This is excessive...
377
00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:36,640
No... not like that...
378
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,500
You two teamed up to make fun of me!
379
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,480
Wait! It's a misunderstanding!
380
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,720
(Whomp!)
381
00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:44,700
Shinobu!
382
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:46,720
Moroboshi-kun.
383
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,779
- This brought us so much trouble!
- Why did this happen?
384
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,019
Compensation for two aircraft...
385
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:54,079
I'm from Neighborhood Committee,
the streets are...
386
00:20:54,079 --> 00:20:56,799
I'll pay all of you,
even if it'll take my whole life to do that!
387
00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:59,039
Sure, you will! But when?
388
00:20:59,039 --> 00:20:59,900
Well...
389
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,579
Shinobu, it's a misunderstanding!
390
00:21:01,579 --> 00:21:04,759
- Darling, you cheater!
- Please trust my words!
391
00:21:04,759 --> 00:21:07,759
This is the punishment!
392
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,980
Why it ends up like this!?
393
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,259
This is destiny.
394
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:47,539
(The Lucky Yellow Ribbon Given to You)
Next episode of Urusei Yatsura.
395
00:22:47,539 --> 00:22:49,920
(The Lucky Yellow Ribbon Given to You)
Oh, lady. Where do you live? What's your number?
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