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hi

hi

hi my name hi my name is alex shandon for

my name hi my name is alex shandon for

my name hi my name is alex shandon for some ungodly [ __ ] reason they asked

some ungodly [ __ ] reason they asked

some ungodly [ __ ] reason they asked me to interview danny [ __ ] filthy

so i start with a simple question danny

so i start with a simple question danny

so i start with a simple question danny this dvd what's it got it some stuff

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now

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[Music] we even got the [ __ ] cradle logo on

we even got the [ __ ] cradle logo on

we even got the [ __ ] cradle logo on the candles

come on give it some [ __ ] black metal

come on give it some [ __ ] black metal

come on give it some [ __ ] black metal [Music]

sacrifice

sacrifice

sacrifice [Music]

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oh

oh

oh [Music]

kissing great beer let's

kissing great beer let's

kissing great beer let's [Music]

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[Music] a bit of sweets are succubuy uh it's

a bit of sweets are succubuy uh it's

a bit of sweets are succubuy uh it's like an interim release

like an interim release

like an interim release originally it was due to be an ep

originally it was due to be an ep

originally it was due to be an ep of sorts and in essence it is um seeing

of sorts and in essence it is um seeing

of sorts and in essence it is um seeing as

as

as only half of it is new tracks um i say

only half of it is new tracks um i say

only half of it is new tracks um i say interim because

interim because

interim because at the time we were between record

at the time we were between record

at the time we were between record labels between music for nations

labels between music for nations

labels between music for nations uh on which medium was the last release

uh on which medium was the last release

uh on which medium was the last release there is a man

there is a man

there is a man who's busy in front of us we've saved

who's busy in front of us we've saved

who's busy in front of us we've saved him a beer in the fridge

him a beer in the fridge

him a beer in the fridge but the chances of getting that beer

but the chances of getting that beer

but the chances of getting that beer diminishes by

diminishes by

diminishes by every second

every second

every second eggy chunks pouring up a beer

jamie doing a good job drinking one so

jamie doing a good job drinking one so

jamie doing a good job drinking one so what's it like jamie being here with a

what's it like jamie being here with a

what's it like jamie being here with a filthy fox

filthy fox

filthy fox so john could you explain

so john could you explain

so john could you explain this thing with eggs and stuff

this thing with eggs and stuff

this thing with eggs and stuff [Music]

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[Music] yeah being called eggy chunks

yeah being called eggy chunks

yeah being called eggy chunks you seem to know a lot about eggs so

you seem to know a lot about eggs so

you seem to know a lot about eggs so what's the deal give us a full lowdown

what's the deal give us a full lowdown

what's the deal give us a full lowdown of the sheffield egg scene

of the sheffield egg scene

of the sheffield egg scene oh they're just a man you don't see it's

oh they're just a man you don't see it's

oh they're just a man you don't see it's a dying

so

the only belt we'd say was weird was

the only belt we'd say was weird was

the only belt we'd say was weird was when it goes

it's literally half the tempo that

it's literally half the tempo that

it's literally half the tempo that sounds [ __ ] weird

sounds [ __ ] weird

sounds [ __ ] weird we've got a few discussions about that

we've got a few discussions about that

we've got a few discussions about that we couldn't really do it because

we couldn't really do it because

we couldn't really do it because that mid bit you know when the keyboard

that mid bit you know when the keyboard

that mid bit you know when the keyboard break starts

break starts

break starts that's one one temperament that bit's

that's one one temperament that bit's

that's one one temperament that bit's fine

fine

fine sorry something you like it's all right

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[Applause] help

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[Music] ah

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[Music] oh

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i don't stop for that car because it

i don't stop for that car because it

i don't stop for that car because it could be an axe murderer

could be an axe murderer

could be an axe murderer [Applause]

lucky

lucky

lucky [Applause]

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[Music] [ __ ] look and i'm meant to be on a

[ __ ] look and i'm meant to be on a

[ __ ] look and i'm meant to be on a [ __ ] range

[ __ ] range

[ __ ] range i can't even afford to fail you're going

i can't even afford to fail you're going

i can't even afford to fail you're going to love it

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as you can see probably for some of the

as you can see probably for some of the

as you can see probably for some of the footage that's mixed in there

footage that's mixed in there

footage that's mixed in there it's uh it's a real pain in the ass the

it's uh it's a real pain in the ass the

it's uh it's a real pain in the ass the what's the

what's the

what's the music influences you and the band at the

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moment

moment [Music]

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oops

are we making good use of the things

are we making good use of the things

are we making good use of the things that we find

that we find

that we find things that the everyday folk leave

things that the everyday folk leave

things that the everyday folk leave behind music influences us

behind music influences us

behind music influences us uh well i can say that i haven't bought

uh well i can say that i haven't bought

uh well i can say that i haven't bought a lot of records recently

a lot of records recently

a lot of records recently but that is one benefit going on tour is

but that is one benefit going on tour is

but that is one benefit going on tour is all the freebies doing signings and

all the freebies doing signings and

all the freebies doing signings and emptying the racks

emptying the racks

emptying the racks [Music]

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[Music] please hip-hop show

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[Music] yeah they sniffed up

yeah they sniffed up

yeah they sniffed up [Music]

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is

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is

is

is [Applause]

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thanks

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[Music] oh

shine me up

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uh

be led from the premises

be led from the premises

be led from the premises [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] we just recently did a tour in america

we just recently did a tour in america

we just recently did a tour in america with um nile and a band called golferbit

with um nile and a band called golferbit

with um nile and a band called golferbit which was probably one of the best tours

which was probably one of the best tours

which was probably one of the best tours we've done

we've done

we've done just because of diversity um to most

just because of diversity um to most

just because of diversity um to most people wouldn't seem that diverse but it

people wouldn't seem that diverse but it

people wouldn't seem that diverse but it was like

was like

was like it worked really well rather than a tour

it worked really well rather than a tour

it worked really well rather than a tour with all the same bands because there's

with all the same bands because there's

with all the same bands because there's a lot of bands that do sound the same

a lot of bands that do sound the same

a lot of bands that do sound the same nowadays

nowadays

nowadays and what happened was like i brought her

and what happened was like i brought her

and what happened was like i brought her upstairs and

upstairs and

upstairs and she was she was trying to do a pagan

she was she was trying to do a pagan

she was she was trying to do a pagan ritual with crazy clothes

ritual with crazy clothes

ritual with crazy clothes y'all are full of [ __ ] you listen to

y'all are full of [ __ ] you listen to

y'all are full of [ __ ] you listen to metal you're all evil

metal you're all evil

metal you're all evil hey you know what [ __ ] this [ __ ] man

hey you know what [ __ ] this [ __ ] man

hey you know what [ __ ] this [ __ ] man i'm tired of [ __ ] bringing this

i'm tired of [ __ ] bringing this

i'm tired of [ __ ] bringing this [ __ ] up it happened

[ __ ] up it happened

[ __ ] up it happened it passed everybody gets my black ass

it passed everybody gets my black ass

it passed everybody gets my black ass there's been some pretty mad things on

there's been some pretty mad things on

there's been some pretty mad things on tour the fan base is pretty mad

tour the fan base is pretty mad

tour the fan base is pretty mad generally around the world that's one of

generally around the world that's one of

generally around the world that's one of the questions we do get asked quite a

the questions we do get asked quite a

the questions we do get asked quite a lot

lot

lot um i say which is the weirdest audience

um i say which is the weirdest audience

um i say which is the weirdest audience and

and

and i'd say pretty much all of them

i'd say pretty much all of them

i'd say pretty much all of them [Music]

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good night

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phil is the sexiest man on the planet i

phil is the sexiest man on the planet i

phil is the sexiest man on the planet i love him and i love everything he does

love him and i love everything he does

love him and i love everything he does and i just i wish it was the ground

and i just i wish it was the ground

and i just i wish it was the ground before

before

before apart from fantastic music and vocals um

do it i like the image you think they're

do it i like the image you think they're

do it i like the image you think they're really they're charismatic

really they're charismatic

really they're charismatic um signing sessions where people bring

um signing sessions where people bring

um signing sessions where people bring um fake legs to sign which is strangers

um fake legs to sign which is strangers

um fake legs to sign which is strangers as

as

as occasionally australian when we sign the

occasionally australian when we sign the

occasionally australian when we sign the person took the leg off and put it there

person took the leg off and put it there

person took the leg off and put it there we signed it

we signed it

we signed it they put it back on and then later on on

they put it back on and then later on on

they put it back on and then later on on stage

stage

stage i don't know whether they did it

i don't know whether they did it

i don't know whether they did it voluntarily whether somebody just went

voluntarily whether somebody just went

voluntarily whether somebody just went out [ __ ] it

i don't care it's going

there's all kinds of uh won't go too too

there's all kinds of uh won't go too too

there's all kinds of uh won't go too too indefinite there's all kinds of mischief

indefinite there's all kinds of mischief

indefinite there's all kinds of mischief happens on top

happens on top

happens on top as you can well imagine he looks like a

as you can well imagine he looks like a

as you can well imagine he looks like a good target bro really

come on just have a [ __ ] drink he's

come on just have a [ __ ] drink he's

come on just have a [ __ ] drink he's got an early flight now

got an early flight now

got an early flight now early so i didn't say it earlier yeah he

early so i didn't say it earlier yeah he

early so i didn't say it earlier yeah he shall play it back to you

shall play it back to you

shall play it back to you i've heard she said girly good [ __ ] yes

i've heard she said girly good [ __ ] yes

i've heard she said girly good [ __ ] yes yes say it to the camera man so we got

yes say it to the camera man so we got

yes say it to the camera man so we got it

oh

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[Music] so

so

so no more

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[Music] just throw him on the floor don't

just throw him on the floor don't

just throw him on the floor don't there you go

there you go

there you go [Music]

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[Music] can we do we know any clubs around here

can we do we know any clubs around here

can we do we know any clubs around here we do

we do

we do yeah we're good we're going to go to

35 minutes to go

35 minutes to go

35 minutes to go [Music]

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[Music] two shows in greece and um

two shows in greece and um

two shows in greece and um [Music]

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[Music] we're sitting here and uh how are you

we're sitting here and uh how are you

we're sitting here and uh how are you doing

doing

doing [Music]

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[Music] so what's been your consumption over the

so what's been your consumption over the

so what's been your consumption over the night

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[Music] yeah and the glands are coming on fine

yeah and the glands are coming on fine

yeah and the glands are coming on fine [Music]

tell us about your consumption of the

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[Music] knife

knife

knife he's right in riffs at the moment but no

he's right in riffs at the moment but no

he's right in riffs at the moment but no actually he's making excuses why he

actually he's making excuses why he

actually he's making excuses why he hasn't written ribs

hasn't written ribs

hasn't written ribs and what he's bonged out of his tits

and what he's bonged out of his tits

and what he's bonged out of his tits and why his tits are hanging down we've

and why his tits are hanging down we've

and why his tits are hanging down we've got

got

got our tour manager fast asleep

our tour manager fast asleep

our tour manager fast asleep we're seeing his tits so i've popped a

we're seeing his tits so i've popped a

we're seeing his tits so i've popped a couple of e's

couple of e's

couple of e's and well ready for coming to greece

and well ready for coming to greece

and well ready for coming to greece and also we got the lovely singer

and also we got the lovely singer

and also we got the lovely singer sarah who's trying to escape you're

sarah who's trying to escape you're

sarah who's trying to escape you're enjoying this flight yes

enjoying this flight yes

enjoying this flight yes [Music]

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[Music] do you fancy sharing it with the people

do you fancy sharing it with the people

do you fancy sharing it with the people who are watching

who are watching

who are watching [Music]

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[Music] no no comments from one

no no comments from one

no no comments from one vodka and a quick [ __ ]

vodka and a quick [ __ ]

vodka and a quick [ __ ] [Music]

it's all right for you to get in other

it's all right for you to get in other

it's all right for you to get in other people's [ __ ] beds

people's [ __ ] beds

people's [ __ ] beds you you [ __ ] two-faced little [ __ ]

you you [ __ ] two-faced little [ __ ]

you you [ __ ] two-faced little [ __ ] advice

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can i spew down your crack

can i spew down your crack

can i spew down your crack oh leave the hide hands alone

come on get your eyes on the screen

come on get your eyes on the screen

come on get your eyes on the screen why should i keep this oh

why should i keep this oh

why should i keep this oh nice you're putting across a feeling

nice you're putting across a feeling

nice you're putting across a feeling here that you don't want to be filmed

here that you don't want to be filmed

here that you don't want to be filmed [Music]

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okay okay chris

okay okay chris

okay okay chris daddy phone yes it's real

daddy phone yes it's real

daddy phone yes it's real he's got a job

i don't know if you can see up there you

i don't know if you can see up there you

i don't know if you can see up there you know

know

know there's mountains that surround this

there's mountains that surround this

there's mountains that surround this place

place

place i don't say they're probably part of

i don't say they're probably part of

i don't say they're probably part of mount olympus

mount olympus

mount olympus we're gonna see that though you see that

we're gonna see that though you see that

we're gonna see that though you see that they're gonna see this [ __ ] on my

they're gonna see this [ __ ] on my

they're gonna see this [ __ ] on my olympus is

olympus is

olympus is miles away but we will see

miles away but we will see

miles away but we will see it's interesting is me sacrificing my

it's interesting is me sacrificing my

it's interesting is me sacrificing my only socks for the tour

only socks for the tour

only socks for the tour okay sock

see this but it goes

see this but it goes

see this but it goes oh [ __ ] [ __ ] was

oh [ __ ] [ __ ] was

oh [ __ ] [ __ ] was [ __ ] [ __ ] wasn't it look at that okay

[ __ ] [ __ ] wasn't it look at that okay

[ __ ] [ __ ] wasn't it look at that okay it's another morning

it's another morning

it's another morning i've been embarrassing that too much

i've been embarrassing that too much

i've been embarrassing that too much last night this is the view from my

last night this is the view from my

last night this is the view from my balcony this

balcony this

balcony this my friends visa

of the gods and home i believe

of the gods and home i believe

of the gods and home i believe of the beard

of the beard

of the beard [Music]

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[Music] nation

yeah don't give them

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[Music] and with the touring which you know

and with the touring which you know

and with the touring which you know which do quite a lot obviously

which do quite a lot obviously

which do quite a lot obviously i guess it doesn't get boring but you

i guess it doesn't get boring but you

i guess it doesn't get boring but you must do things to it we try and make

must do things to it we try and make

must do things to it we try and make things special

things special

things special so in by that means we we pick and

so in by that means we we pick and

so in by that means we we pick and choose our tours

choose our tours

choose our tours right for this year we've um i wouldn't

right for this year we've um i wouldn't

right for this year we've um i wouldn't say we've been exceptionally busy but

say we've been exceptionally busy but

say we've been exceptionally busy but we've been to

we've been to

we've been to japan and australia on a sort of

japan and australia on a sort of

japan and australia on a sort of far eastern tour founded school as well

i have to say

oh

oh

oh [Music]

stick it on there and burn him to his

steps

steps

steps [Music]

with your mouth

oh

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[Music] watch how far this one comes from really

watch how far this one comes from really

watch how far this one comes from really i'm not [ __ ] down here

i'm not [ __ ] down here

i'm not [ __ ] down here [Music]

oh yeah what's wrong with it it's

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[Applause] we got a japanese phone

we got a japanese phone

we got a japanese phone that everybody in the band just loves

i make it good

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oh

what are you all doing

into the sun into the sun

into the sun into the sun

into the sun into the sun [Music]

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okay

okay

okay [Applause]

um we've done england one of which

um we've done england one of which

um we've done england one of which one of the gigs was obviously the

one of the gigs was obviously the

one of the gigs was obviously the nottingham show which is on this very

nottingham show which is on this very

nottingham show which is on this very dvd and video for those of you who can't

dvd and video for those of you who can't

dvd and video for those of you who can't afford to do the duplo

so we do pick and choose um we try to

so we do pick and choose um we try to

so we do pick and choose um we try to make our shows a bit more of a vent so

make our shows a bit more of a vent so

make our shows a bit more of a vent so you know

you know

you know unfortunately won't find us playing down

unfortunately won't find us playing down

unfortunately won't find us playing down at the fleece and furkin

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please watch music freak tv

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[Applause] we need [ __ ] life

we need [ __ ] life

we need [ __ ] life [Applause]

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[Applause]

[Applause] all right

all right

all right [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Music]

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we're back on the magnum dan's gonna go

we're back on the magnum dan's gonna go

we're back on the magnum dan's gonna go on it now that's the little

on it now that's the little

on it now that's the little fella go see

fella go see

fella go see the power behind it not to be

underestimated

underestimated

underestimated all right

all right

all right [Music]

nice

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so

come on

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in 30 years time i can't even see myself

in 30 years time i can't even see myself

in 30 years time i can't even see myself still being alive in 30 years time

still being alive in 30 years time

still being alive in 30 years time as soon as we're going on tour next week

as soon as we're going on tour next week

as soon as we're going on tour next week perhaps 30 days time

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[Music] three-way pleasure

three-way pleasure

three-way pleasure [Music]

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[Music] can't really see what's happening here

can't really see what's happening here

can't really see what's happening here but it looks like

looks like we're having a good time

looks like we're having a good time

looks like we're having a good time [Music]

oh [ __ ] uh

oh [ __ ] uh

oh [ __ ] uh the elevator is stopped and

the elevator is stopped and

the elevator is stopped and um it's not so funny anymore in spain

i'm trying hard to get focus of you here

i'm trying hard to get focus of you here

i'm trying hard to get focus of you here and it's

and it's

and it's that's better i look better when i'm

that's better i look better when i'm

that's better i look better when i'm blurred

blurred

blurred it's all the struggle it's really heavy

it's all the struggle it's really heavy

it's all the struggle it's really heavy the world sits upon my shoulders it's a

the world sits upon my shoulders it's a

the world sits upon my shoulders it's a burden

burden

burden of curry i do not

of curry i do not

of curry i do not understand why

understand why

understand why you have done this to me oh great one

you have done this to me oh great one

you have done this to me oh great one save me save me

hello i need to speak to manager

hello i need to speak to manager

hello i need to speak to manager i need to speak to manager kebab house

i need to speak to manager kebab house

i need to speak to manager kebab house manager

kebab goodbye

about

hello hello

hello hello

hello hello hey i want chicken kebab

hey i want chicken kebab

hey i want chicken kebab you burned my parsley i went chicken

you burned my parsley i went chicken

you burned my parsley i went chicken it's not fair you have

it's not fair you have

it's not fair you have my papadom you take it i want

my papadom you take it i want

my papadom you take it i want no chicken kebab

goodbye

that's right um well

that's right um well

that's right um well if it be known rob's been sort of

if it be known rob's been sort of

if it be known rob's been sort of wavering i think on

wavering i think on

wavering i think on um pursuing his own kind of thing

um pursuing his own kind of thing

um pursuing his own kind of thing it's not it's no personal grievances or

it's not it's no personal grievances or

it's not it's no personal grievances or anything like that

anything like that

anything like that rob uh just feels like he wants to go

rob uh just feels like he wants to go

rob uh just feels like he wants to go his own way we still

his own way we still

his own way we still are good friends with rob still remain

are good friends with rob still remain

are good friends with rob still remain in contact i feel that he just wants to

in contact i feel that he just wants to

in contact i feel that he just wants to pursue his own career

pursue his own career

pursue his own career and uh it's kind of

and uh it's kind of

and uh it's kind of a mutual thing i mean we're sorry to see

a mutual thing i mean we're sorry to see

a mutual thing i mean we're sorry to see him go we would you know offer him back

him go we would you know offer him back

him go we would you know offer him back with open arms if he

with open arms if he

with open arms if he if he so wanted to because at the moment

if he so wanted to because at the moment

if he so wanted to because at the moment we obviously remain

we obviously remain

we obviously remain without a permanent uh bassist maybe

without a permanent uh bassist maybe

without a permanent uh bassist maybe someone with no legs or something well

someone with no legs or something well

someone with no legs or something well that's

that's

that's that's possible no arms wouldn't be

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[Music] unless of course they could play with

unless of course they could play with

unless of course they could play with their feet and then uh i

their feet and then uh i

their feet and then uh i strongly recommend them to form their

strongly recommend them to form their

strongly recommend them to form their own bands

own bands

own bands [Music]

directed

directed

directed yeah we use dwarves amputees

yeah we use dwarves amputees

yeah we use dwarves amputees freaks and that's the band

can you see your show is becoming even

can you see your show is becoming even

can you see your show is becoming even more theatrical than they are

more theatrical than they are

more theatrical than they are the reason we've been doing videos and

the reason we've been doing videos and

the reason we've been doing videos and been a bit more artistic

been a bit more artistic

been a bit more artistic and visual of late is because it's

and visual of late is because it's

and visual of late is because it's becoming a bigger band there's obviously

becoming a bigger band there's obviously

becoming a bigger band there's obviously the finance there to do that so

the finance there to do that so

the finance there to do that so obviously the finances on the table

obviously the finances on the table

obviously the finances on the table which hopefully it will be

which hopefully it will be

which hopefully it will be to take out full stage productions

to take out full stage productions

to take out full stage productions then yeah of course you'll pursue it

your fan base is still growing though

your fan base is still growing though

your fan base is still growing though with the continuing being credit filled

with the continuing being credit filled

with the continuing being credit filled you don't feel you have to

you don't feel you have to

you don't feel you have to become more commercial well probably not

become more commercial well probably not

become more commercial well probably not after watching this pathetic attempt in

after watching this pathetic attempt in

after watching this pathetic attempt in the interview

the interview

the interview [Applause]

no no there's no deliberate attempt to

no no there's no deliberate attempt to

no no there's no deliberate attempt to do anything if that was the case you'd

do anything if that was the case you'd

do anything if that was the case you'd become

become

become a parody of yourself you're writing

a parody of yourself you're writing

a parody of yourself you're writing music by numbers and you'll be banging

music by numbers and you'll be banging

music by numbers and you'll be banging out albums every week

out albums every week

out albums every week [ __ ] cheers alex i'm off so

[ __ ] cheers alex i'm off so

[ __ ] cheers alex i'm off so is it true that uh eighty percent of the

is it true that uh eighty percent of the

is it true that uh eighty percent of the time runs further you're all [ __ ] out

time runs further you're all [ __ ] out

time runs further you're all [ __ ] out of your head on drugs

of your head on drugs

of your head on drugs i think i've told you once mr shandon no

i'm mixed up

as much as you want to you're not going

as much as you want to you're not going

as much as you want to you're not going across the street no paul get off

and that kids entertainment

and that kids entertainment

and that kids entertainment [Music]

a line of peanuts he's gonna do a line

a line of peanuts he's gonna do a line

a line of peanuts he's gonna do a line of peanuts

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oh

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[Music] is he a collection of swords he is yeah

is he a collection of swords he is yeah

is he a collection of swords he is yeah john's uh quite fanatical about uh the

john's uh quite fanatical about uh the

john's uh quite fanatical about uh the whole medieval thing

whole medieval thing

whole medieval thing hi this is uh

hi this is uh

hi this is uh my room in the studio

my room in the studio

my room in the studio basically i sleep here we all have a

basically i sleep here we all have a

basically i sleep here we all have a roommate

roommate

roommate i suppose because we're in battle in

i suppose because we're in battle in

i suppose because we're in battle in hastings

hastings

hastings hastings it's very interesting

managed to get this

managed to get this

managed to get this [Music]

[Music]

look my hastings book

it's all about luxury computer and of

it's all about luxury computer and of

it's all about luxury computer and of course

course

course bomb and would you care football

bomb and would you care football

bomb and would you care football hey is that your hydrate bomb

and then i have some monkeys at the

and then i have some monkeys at the

and then i have some monkeys at the window do you need peanuts to throw them

window do you need peanuts to throw them

window do you need peanuts to throw them and he uh regularly uh battle reenacts

and he uh regularly uh battle reenacts

and he uh regularly uh battle reenacts with um

with um

with um various members of the viking

various members of the viking

various members of the viking association

association

association um where he gets up from to it god knows

um where he gets up from to it god knows

um where he gets up from to it god knows i find saxon

i find saxon

i find saxon storyboarding like useful

storyboarding like useful

storyboarding like useful impaling on small newborn which is

impaling on small newborn which is

impaling on small newborn which is buttocks but yeah he's fanatical about

buttocks but yeah he's fanatical about

buttocks but yeah he's fanatical about swords it was doug bradley pined

swords it was doug bradley pined

swords it was doug bradley pined the hellraiser series and also he was in

the hellraiser series and also he was in

the hellraiser series and also he was in a film called nightbreed as the oracle

a film called nightbreed as the oracle

a film called nightbreed as the oracle of midian and

of midian and

of midian and last album the uh the theme was midian

last album the uh the theme was midian

last album the uh the theme was midian uh the hidden city where the monsters

uh the hidden city where the monsters

uh the hidden city where the monsters live

live

live and so it seemed apt to have his voice

and so it seemed apt to have his voice

and so it seemed apt to have his voice uh

uh

uh as almost an oracle did he

as almost an oracle did he

as almost an oracle did he did he go yeah yeah in fact he came if

did he go yeah yeah in fact he came if

did he go yeah yeah in fact he came if you can remember because you were there

you can remember because you were there

you can remember because you were there but i doubt you can because you're

but i doubt you can because you're

but i doubt you can because you're [ __ ] out your head on on something

[ __ ] out your head on on something

[ __ ] out your head on on something [Music]

[Music]

[Music] drink stop drinking

drink stop drinking

drink stop drinking [Music]

right

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[Music] john

um

um

um where are you that's not a good idea

where are you that's not a good idea

where are you that's not a good idea went down the wrong way i'm so sorry

went down the wrong way i'm so sorry

went down the wrong way i'm so sorry this one's out and i was wrong nothing

this one's out and i was wrong nothing

this one's out and i was wrong nothing to do with me i'm out

to do with me i'm out

to do with me i'm out out out

is

oh come on come on be honest ask it do

oh come on come on be honest ask it do

oh come on come on be honest ask it do we take drugs mr shandon

we take drugs mr shandon

we take drugs mr shandon and the answer is no

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uh

hey yeah where's the phone

hey yeah where's the phone

hey yeah where's the phone we got the bong master john here

my name's trevor i've got a paper around

my name's trevor i've got a paper around

my name's trevor i've got a paper around you know

receive the [ __ ] day eat the tape

receive the [ __ ] day eat the tape

receive the [ __ ] day eat the tape that might be a good bit

this is the bit with adrenaline

um i think people can see that uh martin

um i think people can see that uh martin

um i think people can see that uh martin lampshade his own piss

lampshade his own piss

lampshade his own piss put it together or watch it in fact

put it together or watch it in fact

put it together or watch it in fact [Music]

drink your own warm pissing god drink

drink your own warm pissing god drink

drink your own warm pissing god drink your own pits

oh come on this is boring

these are a guitarist very graphique

these are a guitarist very graphique

these are a guitarist very graphique this is paul a

this is paul a

this is paul a previously principal evil may flash yah

previously principal evil may flash yah

previously principal evil may flash yah and this is our other guitarist gian

debates this chicken um

debates this chicken um

debates this chicken um we're doing dares as well for the thing

we're doing dares as well for the thing

we're doing dares as well for the thing we're daring each other a lot of money

we're daring each other a lot of money

we're daring each other a lot of money to do different things

to do different things

to do different things i'm prepared to eat at least five months

i'm prepared to eat at least five months

i'm prepared to eat at least five months in a row adrian adrian's gonna eat a

in a row adrian adrian's gonna eat a

in a row adrian adrian's gonna eat a whole two liter tub of ice cream

eat it eat

eat it eat

eat it eat [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Laughter]

swallow it man swallow it get it down

here

here

here [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] situation here we've been doing for a

situation here we've been doing for a

situation here we've been doing for a while uh

while uh

while uh it's it basically goes like you eat

it's it basically goes like you eat

it's it basically goes like you eat stuff for money and the

stuff for money and the

stuff for money and the more disgusting the better and here's a

more disgusting the better and here's a

more disgusting the better and here's a pretty [ __ ] disgusting thing

pretty [ __ ] disgusting thing

pretty [ __ ] disgusting thing on the roof and [ __ ] dan's gonna eat

on the roof and [ __ ] dan's gonna eat

on the roof and [ __ ] dan's gonna eat it here for five pounds

it here for five pounds

it here for five pounds [Laughter]

give us a look again for the camera

give us a look again for the camera

give us a look again for the camera [Music]

well you know it's just that one little

well you know it's just that one little

well you know it's just that one little bit in your spine isn't it if that was

bit in your spine isn't it if that was

bit in your spine isn't it if that was to go

to go

to go next evolutionary step i think i'd be

next evolutionary step i think i'd be

next evolutionary step i think i'd be covering your blood about

covering your blood about

covering your blood about 30 40 times yeah what's your most

30 40 times yeah what's your most

30 40 times yeah what's your most memorable experience of making that film

probably killing your cat well not

probably killing your cat well not

probably killing your cat well not actually killing his cat the cat was

actually killing his cat the cat was

actually killing his cat the cat was probably the star of the film really

probably the star of the film really

probably the star of the film really well behaved he loved it

well behaved he loved it

well behaved he loved it in fact after we stabbed him with what

in fact after we stabbed him with what

in fact after we stabbed him with what was a fake knife and removed his

was a fake knife and removed his

was a fake knife and removed his entrails

entrails

entrails he sat there in a corner and licked all

he sat there in a corner and licked all

he sat there in a corner and licked all the blood off didn't they

[Music]

say that again david i don't hear

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[Music] action

brilliant stinky kit that was very

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uplifting

uplifting

uplifting [Music]

hi i'm drinking other bastards this is

hi i'm drinking other bastards this is

hi i'm drinking other bastards this is the wine of choice for me

the wine of choice for me

the wine of choice for me alexander and the band cradle of filth

alexander and the band cradle of filth

alexander and the band cradle of filth we are here in their lovely expensive

we are here in their lovely expensive

we are here in their lovely expensive recording studios

recording studios

recording studios and uh we've just arrived uh here is

and uh we've just arrived uh here is

and uh we've just arrived uh here is danny uh filth himself the man the

danny uh filth himself the man the

danny uh filth himself the man the legend

legend

legend danny and malaysia we'd like to tell us

danny and malaysia we'd like to tell us

danny and malaysia we'd like to tell us something about your uh

something about your uh

something about your uh abode yes sir come here

abode yes sir come here

abode yes sir come here the tree have slaves here slaves yeah

the tree have slaves here slaves yeah

the tree have slaves here slaves yeah uh we've ever got cleaners and waiters

it does what it says on the label it's

it does what it says on the label it's

it does what it says on the label it's very strong

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when do i puke have you timed it

when do i puke have you timed it

when do i puke have you timed it so just just talk about midian just talk

so just just talk about midian just talk

so just just talk about midian just talk about [ __ ]

about [ __ ]

about [ __ ] no you're like million

i said talk about [ __ ] don't stand in it

i said talk about [ __ ] don't stand in it

i said talk about [ __ ] don't stand in it danny

danny

danny yeah talk about media talk about this

yeah talk about media talk about this

yeah talk about media talk about this place what was it about

place what was it about

place what was it about i mean it's not this close but handy

i mean it's not this close but handy

i mean it's not this close but handy just walking along and oh look there's

just walking along and oh look there's

just walking along and oh look there's castle there

castle there

castle there well you know i can help

well you know i can help

well you know i can help it's so weird what you find in london

it's so weird what you find in london

it's so weird what you find in london isn't it epic scenery just follows me

isn't it epic scenery just follows me

isn't it epic scenery just follows me about

about

about i've lived in london 20 years you know i

i've lived in london 20 years you know i

i've lived in london 20 years you know i mean it's just you always find somewhere

mean it's just you always find somewhere

mean it's just you always find somewhere new

new

new king's cross is only 20 minutes away now

i think we should sell this it should be

i think we should sell this it should be

i think we should sell this it should be danny filth talks castles

[Music]

is our hotel

is our hotel

is our hotel [Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music] um

freshen them up with beer something i'll

freshen them up with beer something i'll

freshen them up with beer something i'll tell you what if you

tell you what if you

tell you what if you add something to those

add something to those

add something to those [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] i've always been fond of sheep um

i've always been fond of sheep um

i've always been fond of sheep um a few of my sheep are behind behind me

a few of my sheep are behind behind me

a few of my sheep are behind behind me now blinky

now blinky

now blinky fluffy um the one running away is called

fluffy um the one running away is called

fluffy um the one running away is called bob bob's my favorite

bob bob's my favorite

bob bob's my favorite the album's going really really well

the album's going really really well

the album's going really really well it's gonna be recording about eight

it's gonna be recording about eight

it's gonna be recording about eight weeks

weeks

weeks um

oh what i need you next excuse me mate

oh what i need you next excuse me mate

oh what i need you next excuse me mate excuse me

excuse me

excuse me you know we're filming here sorry mate

you know we're filming here sorry mate

you know we're filming here sorry mate for [ __ ] sake

for [ __ ] sake

for [ __ ] sake [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

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do you like arnold schwarzenegger

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[Music] tell him how real german works out

tell him how real german works out

tell him how real german works out [Music]

photoshoot for enemy

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hello

hello

hello [Music]

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[Music] [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] it's not working

[Laughter]

is

oh

oh

oh it don't work on me i didn't

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] come on

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[Music]

you