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(The Odyssey theme song plays)

(bird squawks)

- There it is.

- How're we gonna get there?

- Easy.

- Easy, if we had a boat.

- Will that do?

- [Jay] Alright!

(bell tolls)

- Piece of cake, hey Alpha?

- Flash if we get out of this alive,

I'm going to murder you.

Jay, you okay?

- [Flash] What's the matter?

- I just got the spins, I'll be okay.

- But we made it.

You're supposed to get dizzy at the top.

(mysterious music plays)

Maybe going to the lighthouse isn't such a good idea.

- I've got to find my dad.

If that's where his stuff came from,

that's where I'm going.

- Are you sure you're all right?

- I'll be fine.

Just as soon as we float this baby.

It's perfect.

- [Alpha] Perfect, yeah, except for one small detail.

- What is that?

- Looks like something bit it.

- Maybe there's an over-land route.

(angelic music plays)

(recording plays)

- Just tell me simply how do we stop Jay.

- Well, the way I see it,

if Jay wants to bring his dad into this world,

he's going to have to use a wormhole.

- Did he say wormhole?

- Like the lighthouse,

a shortcut in the space-time continuum, through which

- What do worms have to do with any of this?

- Doors, let's just call them doors.

- Good.

So why don't we just close the door?

- We could try, but there could be dozens,

thousands and infinite number.

- Then we'll just have to convince them to stop looking.

- The Gypsy Ark?

This is Galileo's boat!

- He was going to lighthouse.

- Then where is he?

- Galileo knew these waters.

He spent ages planning the trip.

- Galileo was a wing nut.

Totally obsessed.

It looks to me like Galileo was lunch.

- Nothing's gonna eat us.

- What are you doing?

- I'm on to something, he twitched.

- That's stupid, Jay responds to things about his dad.

- It can't hurt, right?

- What if we had something of his dad's?

- He must be getting bored with all this stuff.

- So we need a new plan.

- Hurry, the tide's coming up.

- Hey guys, look.

It's still running.

- This was my dad's watch.

- Don't you kind of wonder

what your dad's watch was doing in between those teeth?

- What do you mean?

- Let's face it.

That thing was have got your dad.

- No way, this means we're on the right track.

- Are you still thinking of taking Jay out of Driftwood?

- Oh no, no, I can't.

- I've got to find some way to keep him here,

but I can't keep taking money from my parents.

Brad left an insurance policy.

I never made the claim.

- After five years?

- Well, they never found his body.

I'd have to go to court, have him declared legally dead.

- Are you sure you're ready to go through all that?

- Well, how can I expect Jay to accept Brad's death

if I won't?

(boat motor revs)

(pensive music plays)

- Jay, the rock, watch out!

Alpha!

What are you doing?

You nearly wrecked us!

- It's the water. I had to.

I felt like I wanted us to crash.

- Why would you want that?

- It's like the water was calling to me.

- Great, just what we need.

Alpha, take the wheel.

- This is crazy.

- We can't go on, if you're going to do this.

- You better tie me up or I don't know what I'll do.

(machine whirs and beeps)

- Wonder retrieval squad, report.

- We've got all of it sir, full to the max.

- One chest, contents, treasure assorted, check.

- Grub, Grub I found another treasure!

- Bead, gizmo off before mouth on!

- Please respect the equipment.

- But I found another treasure, out there!

- Are you positive?

- Yes, the machine went nuts!

- Did you identify the boat?

- I didn't have time,

I came to tell you right away.

- [Grub] Who are these intruders?

How could they know about the treasure?

[Bead] I don't know,

but we can't let them go,

the gizmo's never wrong.

- Well, there's still some items on the list

that we haven't collected.

They're heading for the light house!

- Well, clearly they must be stopped.

(bell tolls)

Okay people intercept mode!

(all pirates talking)

- I have some decorations from the other party

and I can bake a cake.

So it's just a matter of getting a present.

- Come on. What's he going to do with a present?

- It's a birthday, you have to have a present

and we could set up some kind of shrine.

- A what?

- A memory place, for Jay's dad.

- You don't really believe all this.

That Jay's obsessed with his dad.

- Why not?

- Look at me? I don't have a dad and I'm normal.

- Okay. Let's say that's true.

What's that got to do with Jay?

- Jay's dad, everyone says the guy's a saint.

I mean, who's going to slag the dead.

My dad's just has gone,

And all I hear is or what a jerk he was.

Shouldn't I be more screwed up.

- Pirates!

Alpha full speed ahead!

- Flash, let me go.

- But you told me not to.

I know, but the pirates I'm begging.

If the pirates catch us,

we'll never get to the lighthouse.

- Don't let him go.

- Flash, please untie me.

You can't fight them on your own,

I'm okay now.

- [Flash] Give it the gas, Alpha.

They can't keep up.

Yes!

- Jay, no!

(splash)

- Oh no.

- I know this place.

Something happened here.

- Towards the intruder! Seize the treasure!

(all screaming)

- [Jay] Get off our boat!

(grunting)

- [Pirate] Hold him down.

- What do you want?

- You got something that belongs to us.

- Engine disabled.

- Check, management clear to board.

- Let us go, our friend's sick.

- First things first, Bead.

(machine whirs)

- Oh, he's hot!

- Wristwatch, check.

Seize the treasurer.

- Hey! It doesn't belong to you!

(splash)

- Jay!

- Hey, I got it!

- Jay!

- [Flash] Jay, what are you doing?

- Jay!

- Where is he?

(dramatic music plays)

- Do something!

- He'll float up in a minute.

- No he won't!

- (echoing) Dad!

(Jay groans)

- What? Jay its me, spit it out.

- I don't hear anything.

- He was trying to talk to me.

(Jay groans)

- Hurry up, get him out of there!

- Bring him up, you have to!

- [Flash] What are you waiting for?

- He's still hot!

- But this was all he had.

- Its him, its Jay.

- But he's not on the list.

It's impossible.

- Forget the list Grub,

he's hotter than sunburn,

- Right.

Okay, people man overboard.

- (echoing) Jay, go back!

Go!

- Flash, what can we do?

- No keys.

No engine.

Nothing.

- [Pirate] We got him!

- [Bead] He doesn't look very good.

- [Pirate] He's going to be okay.

He's just water logged, he'll dry out

(machine whirs)

- I don't understand this.

It's not his clothes.

- It doesn't get any easier, does it, hun.

- What do you think they're going to do with Jay?

- Well after your little trick with that tweaking device,

They should treat him like a God.

- It wasn't a trick, he really did set it off.

- This way.

- You're right, Medea.

This is the place, but where's Jay?

- If these two are here, Jay can't be far behind.

- I saw him, he's still down there.

- Okay, settle down.

- How do you turn this thing on?

- I saw my dad back there.

A man.

- That's ridiculous, you were drowning.

Nobody lives there.

- I saw him.

- It was a hallucination.

You just had a near death experience.

That's all.

Maybe it was a sturgeon.

- But why is he so hot?

- Maybe it's your gizmo Bead.

Recalibrate.

Every sacred is on the sacred list.

- Well, let's ask him,

why are you sacred?

- In your own words.

- Forget it.

I wouldn't tell you anything,

even if I didn't know what you were talking about.

You stole my watch.

This is a treasure.

It's ours, it's sacred.

- It belongs to my dad.

Hey!

Where'd you get this stuff?

It's my dad's, all of it.

- You know what this is ?

- It's a hoochie.

- One hoochie.

I knew that.

- Are you sure?

- Bead!

- Hey, dad's killer spoon.

The Conqueror 40.

- How could you know that?

- Well, maybe he's already been to the lighthouse.

- Shut up.

- Is that where you're taking this stuff.

- Okay, everybody just shut up.

We're taking it to where it belongs.

- He's getting away.

- Doesn't matter.

- He can't get inside without us.

The source is calling, we have to go now.

Step lively people.

- Hello!

Is anyone there?

Flash, wait!

- Come on people, the door is gonna close.

- Come on, lets go!

- Jay!

- You made it.

- Come on. Let's go.

My dad's in there.

- Stop.

- Maybe there's another way in.

- Nope.

Only one door.

- With many possibilities.

- You've got to know how to use it,

to get to where you want to.

- Why is it changing?

- Uh oh, Grub its closing.

- Pirates, pile in. - Come on.

- I'm talking to you as a sacred treasure.

I order you to take us with you.

- But Jay, you don't know where they're going.

- Alpha we have to, this is why we're here.

- Look, I'm sorry.

There's no procedure for this.

- But what if he is a sacred treasure?

Don't we have to take him with us.

There's no procedure.

We'll take them.

- I hope you're not taking those two gatecrashers.

- Medea what are you doing here?

- Hello Grub what took you so long?

We've been waiting forever.

- Sure, Medea.

Look, we have to go, the gate.

- Ah the Buzzenweiler effect.

- Grub, come on!

- Listen, Jay is nothing but trouble.

He's just going to bring grownups into this world.

Look, I know you don't know what those are,

But please believe me.

They're evil.

- They force kids to share.

- Don't listen to them.

- I don't to listen to you anymore Medea,

we're not interested in power.

We follow a higher calling.

- Don't you guys ever shut up? Let's go.

- Fine, don't take it from me Grub, here.

- [Flash] Not the mumbo jumbo again.

- Oh cubes of destiny.

- Will I find my dad if I go through there?

Alpha, Flash, the gate!

- [Bead] Medea, no!

- [Jay] Alpha, go through the door.

- [Alpha] No way!

- [Jay] Let me go.

- [Alpha] Come on Jay!

Medea stop!

- [Jay] Go Flash, go.

- Flash!

- [Receptionist] Here's Mrs Ziegler,

and don't forget Mr. Bourne,

you're due in court at three.

- Have a seat please, Mrs Ziegler.

- I want my husband declared legally dead.

(pounding on wall)

- I'm gonna find my dad Medea,

You can't stop me forever.

(maniacal laugh)

(outro theme music)