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Where did that come from?
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The title department!
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Yah!
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That blue should be more blue, blue.
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Huh? Oh!
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That's wrong.
Ahh!
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You can't climb those. Start again.
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Do you like these?
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No!
Ahh!
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How's everything coming along?
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The Shogun is coming to visit
in one week.
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Everyone knows he's trying
to decide
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who his successor will be.
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And if I have anything
to do with it, it'll be me.
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I've spared no expense making this
the grandest palace in the land.
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Imported mice to chase,
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fine couches to ruin.
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I even got first and second
largest balls of yarn in the world.
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My, you have big balls.
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And the crown jewel of the palace,
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my state-of-the-art bathroom.
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Behold, the future!
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I call it the Super Bowl.
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Because that's what it is,
a super bowl!
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Impressive.
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I hope the Shogun thinks so.
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The only thing left to solve
is our little problem.
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- Kakamucho?
- Precisely.
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What do you do when
you're a landlord
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and you have tenants
you really hate?
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You evict them.
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But the town's been there
for thousands of years.
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I give you an order
and you give me facts? Really?
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The only fact I'm interested in
is that that hairball of a town
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is ruining my magnificent view.
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We've got to wipe them off
the map in order
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to make this palace
absolutely perfect.
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But what about the Samurai
that's there to protect them?
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Just get rid of their samurai!
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The fraidy cats will follow.
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But make sure it can't
be traced back to me.
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Bandits!
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You warn the others,
I'll get the samurai.
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Stranger danger!
Stranger danger!
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Stranger danger!
What?
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Stranger danger!
Huh?
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Stranger danger!
Stranger danger!
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Mr Samurai, Mr Samurai!
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Bad cats are coming.
We need your help!
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I've got this.
I know exactly what to do.
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Samurai! We're coming for you!
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Bring it on, bandits!
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Yah!
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Ah! Oh no! Ah!
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I know these events look dire,
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but we must stand on
our own four legs and fight.
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This is our home.
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It is the sacred place
where our kittens were born,
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and where we will one day
join our ancestors.
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In a shoebox buried
behind the garage.
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Dr Katz, you have something to say?
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No, I just got a hairball.
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What we need is a samurai.
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We still can't find the last one.
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We even put up posters.
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What we need is a new samurai!
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Not it!
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No! Think!
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Where did we get our old samurai?
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Samurais-R-Us?
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No! From the Shogun!
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So, why don't we ask
the Shogun to send us a new one?
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OK, I've got it.
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Why don't we ask the Shogun
to send us a new one? Eh?
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Work, work, work. Let's see...
what's on the agenda today?
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Cat fights on the western front.
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Cat scratch fever breaking out
in the east.
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What's this? Our sacred soil
has been soiled by a dog
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who crossed the border?
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Probably a border collie.
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Fortunately he's been apprehended.
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Oh well, you break the law,
you pay the price.
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It's not personal,
it's just business.
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And you know what they say,
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there's no business
like Shogun business.
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Well, spit it out!
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An urgent tweet from Kakamucho.
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Hmm...
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"Bandits ravaging village. Stop.
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We need a new samurai. Stop.
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This reign of terror has to stop.
Stop."
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OK, tell them I'll send
someone right away.
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Marmalade, Marmalade,
I need to make a call.
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Get me what's-his-name.
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I have Ika Chu on line two.
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Oh, good, good. Very good, yes, yes.
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Pika Chu, how's it going?
Pika Chu, how's it going?
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Peek-a-boo, how's it going?
Peek-a-who, how's it going?
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Peek a you Baby poo.
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Coo-ca roo.
Scooby Doo.
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Slappy do.
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How's it going?
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Pika Chu, how's it going?
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It's Ika Chu,
my divine fabulousness.
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I'm so excited and grateful
that you will hon our me
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with your presence for the unveiling
of my latest creation.
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I promise to amaze you.
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Listen, I gave you a call
'cause I just got this urgent
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appeal from the town of Kakamucho.
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Seems they've been set upon
by bandits!
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Can't have ordinary law-abiding
cats terrorised, can we?
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Of course we can't,
your worshipfulness.
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Well, I promised 'em
we'd send a new samurai,
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and I'm putting you
in charge of it, Nike Shoe.
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Oh sir, I'm so excited
and grateful...
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Good, good. And don't forget,
I'll be there next week
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to see my new palace.
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Looking forward to you
knocking my socks off!
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Hey, I'm going to have to put
you on hold. Here, hold this.
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No, no, no!
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Oh, this could ruin everything.
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Send a new samurai to Kakamucho?
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I just got rid of the last one!
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I have to do what the Shogun says,
but...
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in a way that will benefit me!
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Yes, that's it! I need a new plan.
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But what can that plan be?
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Why am I asking you?
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Alright, get up. It's time.
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Here, this is for you.
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- Oh, what's that for?
- Oh, that.
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That's for your execution.
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What?! But I haven't done anything!
Wh... I don't understand.
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You came to this country illegally.
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It's strictly "no dogs allowed".
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Didn't you know? Cats hate dogs.
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Wait, but dogs are lovable.
How could you hate a dog?
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My dad hated dogs
and that's good enough for me.
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It's not really based on logic.
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It just feels right to hate,
you know?
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Hey, makes sense to me.
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Now severing number one.
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Number one.
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Number one.
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I don't wanna!
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What?
I don't want to do that,
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I don't want to go up there.
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OK then. You don't have to.
Really? Thank you!
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Of course!
I mean, what are we, barbarians?
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Archers!
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I'm trying to think up here!
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I know you've got a lot
of prisoners to kill,
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but please, can you keep it down?
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Sorry!
Yeah, thank you!
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Huh?
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There he goes!
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Yah!
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Hey, can't we just talk this out?
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I don't speak dog!
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But wait, we're communicating
right now.
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No, we're not!
You just understood me.
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No, I didn't.
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You should never have come here,
dog! You don't belong!
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There he is!
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Phew!
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Dog-gone it!
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Plan... plan...
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What I need... Yes!
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I'll send the worst samurai
in the entire world,
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and he'll do a terrible job.
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But where do you look
for something truly bad?
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Wait! Please!
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I only came to your country
to learn to be a samurai!
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As if a dog could ever
become a Samurai. Pft. Never!
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A dog. A dog! Huh!
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Hold your fire!
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Aww...
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Nice save.
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Always happy to lend a hand.
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Hi, there! Who's a good dog?
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Yeah, who's a good dog,
who's a good dog?
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Does this mean
you're not going to kill me?
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On the contrary!
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Let's talk about
what you can do for me.
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I am offering to make you
the new samurai of Kakamucho.
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Kakamucho? What's that?
In the way.
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But that's not as important
as you are
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at this lucky, lucky moment.
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Are you sure I'm ready
to defend an entire town?
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Maybe I should start out
as a mall samurai or...
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What?!
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No, no!
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Time to get my new samurai
to Kakamucho
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so he can hurry up and die-eeve...
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Dive... right in!
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Whoa, uh...
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So do I get a...
badge or a certificate
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or you know,
something official-like?
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Huh?
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There you go,
makes it all official.
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Wow! A samurai cup.
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Yes, they've all got one.
Just show that around.
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"Wow, he's got a cup!
He's a samurai!
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We better do what he says."
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Well, better get going.
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That town isn't gonna samurai
itself.
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But I don't know where I'm going!
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Don't worry, the horse knows.
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He's got GPS!
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Giddy up... Positioning System!
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Why are you sending the dog
to defend Kakamucho?
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They will kill him.
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And the orphanage said
you would never speak.
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Yes, they will kill him.
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And killing an official samurai...
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Why, that's against the law!
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I would have to arrest all of them.
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And that would leave no one in
the town where I want...
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no one.
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You did know where we were going.
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It's the latest thing.
It's called a gun.
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Is it dangerous?
Don't be silly.
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Guns don't kill cats.
Cars and curiosity kill cats.
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What's a car?
Careful, you're being curious.
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He's coming, he's coming!
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Ya!
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There he is! The new samurai!
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The new samurai is a d...
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He's a what?
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The new samurai is a d...
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The new samurai is a dong?
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"Welcome to Kakamucho."
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Whew! OK, here goes nothing.
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Welcoming committee?
Maybe this won't be so bad.
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OK, first day on the job.
Make eye contact, smile...
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It's a dog!
He's going to ruin everything!
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Let's kill him before
the new samurai arrives!
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Sic him!
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Whoa! Oof!
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Get him!
Tear him up!
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Sit!
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Now that's what I call
"woking" the dog!
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Yeah, 'cause she hit that dog
with a wok!
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Uh, is he dead?
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Hey, hey, see if he has any snacks
in his pockets.
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Oh, it's a trick!
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He's playing dead! Bad doggy!
Dang it!
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Sic him!
Wait, wait.
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Can we just talk for one minute?
Shut up, dog!
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I am the new samurai! I am!
Look, here's my cup!
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Let him have it!
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Stop!
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He is the new samurai!
255
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,678
It says he's been appointed
by the Shogun himself!
256
00:17:42,719 --> 00:17:44,680
Well that is... Wow.
257
00:17:44,721 --> 00:17:46,056
I did not see that coming.
258
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:49,434
Give me that!
You must be confused, little girl.
259
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,981
Ugh! Well, this is certainly
disappointing.
260
00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:55,148
What is?
261
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:56,984
I can't read.
262
00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:59,403
She's right. It's official.
263
00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:01,113
So, we cannot kill him?
264
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,240
- Yeah, no.
- Aww!
265
00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:05,867
Yeah, I know, I know,
we're all disappointed.
266
00:18:05,909 --> 00:18:07,536
But we can still hate him, right?
267
00:18:07,577 --> 00:18:10,372
- Absolutely.
- Yay!
268
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,166
You are, number one, not a cat.
269
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,292
Number two, you are a dog,
so that goes back
270
00:18:15,334 --> 00:18:18,546
to you not being a cat.
And C, you are definitely
271
00:18:18,671 --> 00:18:20,965
not a samurai,
because you are a dog,
272
00:18:21,007 --> 00:18:22,842
and that goes back to you
not being a cat!
273
00:18:22,883 --> 00:18:25,678
Go back where you came from,
car chaser!
274
00:18:26,095 --> 00:18:27,596
Again! What's a car?
275
00:18:27,763 --> 00:18:30,141
Stop being curious!
You'll kill us all!
276
00:18:31,976 --> 00:18:33,644
Hi?
277
00:18:33,686 --> 00:18:35,855
Hi.
278
00:18:36,731 --> 00:18:38,357
Are you really a dog?
279
00:18:38,399 --> 00:18:39,900
Yes. I am a dog.
280
00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:42,278
Told you.
Hmm mm!
281
00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:44,113
I didn't know dogs
could be samurai.
282
00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:45,740
Well, they can, and I...
283
00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:46,949
Wait, why not?
284
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:49,827
Your sword's on backwards.
No it's not, actually.
285
00:18:49,869 --> 00:18:51,287
Is it?
286
00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:52,913
Do you know how this
is supposed to go?
287
00:18:52,955 --> 00:18:54,999
I know a few things
about samuraiing.
288
00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:56,876
Fair enough.
How about I deputise you
289
00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:58,753
as my official assistant?
290
00:18:59,128 --> 00:19:01,005
Bad dog! Don't talk to him!
291
00:19:01,464 --> 00:19:02,548
Did you touch him?
292
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:04,675
Time to use our hand sanitizers.
293
00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:09,638
No! No! No! Dog gammit!
294
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,767
What kind of a world do we live in
where good and upright citizens
295
00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:15,811
can't be counted on to kill someone
just because they look different?!
296
00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:18,272
We could try beating them up again.
297
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:21,650
Only problem is
they still have a samurai.
298
00:19:21,817 --> 00:19:24,445
You're kidding me, right?
He's a Labradork.
299
00:19:24,487 --> 00:19:26,863
Put his tail between his legs
and let's finish this!
300
00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:37,332
OK, here goes nothing.
301
00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:47,008
Ooh!
302
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,303
Ooh!
303
00:19:50,345 --> 00:19:52,222
Ow!
304
00:19:53,098 --> 00:19:55,100
Wow.
305
00:20:01,272 --> 00:20:02,732
Excellent!
306
00:20:03,441 --> 00:20:05,693
That's right, I'm a samurai now!
307
00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:08,029
Take that! Take that!
308
00:20:08,071 --> 00:20:09,572
Oh, yeah!
309
00:20:10,198 --> 00:20:12,534
Whoa! Oof!
310
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:23,670
How about a little nip?
311
00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:26,005
A little catnip?
312
00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:27,882
Um, I don't think I...
313
00:20:27,924 --> 00:20:29,425
Fine, more for me.
314
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,678
Who are you?
315
00:20:31,719 --> 00:20:33,429
My friends call me Jimbo.
316
00:20:34,472 --> 00:20:36,890
And since I have no friends...
317
00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:40,394
I guess...
you can call me Jimbo too.
318
00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:42,980
I guess that works either way.
319
00:20:43,021 --> 00:20:45,399
Well, Jimbo, I'm Hank,
320
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,484
and I'm the new samurai.
321
00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:50,404
New samurai, huh?
322
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:52,030
You know your sword's on backwards?
323
00:20:52,072 --> 00:20:54,867
Oh, and I suppose you know
everything because you're a samurai?
324
00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:56,201
Well, I know you're not.
325
00:20:56,243 --> 00:20:57,536
Why? Because I'm a dog?
326
00:20:57,578 --> 00:20:59,580
No. Because you're an idiot.
327
00:21:00,122 --> 00:21:03,125
No real samurai would be
caught dead wearing that.
328
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:06,253
Is that a bathrobe?
You get that from a hotel?
329
00:21:06,503 --> 00:21:08,589
You're not a samurai, are you?
330
00:21:09,214 --> 00:21:11,675
I know, right? I'm not!
331
00:21:11,717 --> 00:21:13,802
I came here to learn
to be a samurai,
332
00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:15,846
and then I got this job,
but I don't have
333
00:21:15,888 --> 00:21:17,681
the slightest idea what I'm doing.
334
00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:20,142
Hey, is there a book?
You know, an instruction manual,
335
00:21:20,184 --> 00:21:22,019
like "How to be a Samurai"?
336
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:23,645
You mean "Samurai For Dummies"?
Yes!
337
00:21:23,687 --> 00:21:26,023
No! That would be dumb.
338
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,071
Ow, ow, ow!
339
00:21:33,113 --> 00:21:35,616
OK, that hurts! OK, ow! Ah!
340
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,160
Ow!
341
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,295
Pffff!
342
00:21:49,337 --> 00:21:51,088
You better get out there.
343
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:53,174
It's samurai time...
344
00:21:53,216 --> 00:21:54,967
...and you're the samurai, right?
345
00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:58,012
Uh... it looks a little
dangerous out there.
346
00:21:58,054 --> 00:22:01,015
Oh, yeah. Dangerous.
That's NWA out there.
347
00:22:01,724 --> 00:22:03,059
Ninjas With Attitude.
348
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,769
But you go ahead. It'll be great.
349
00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:06,896
You are the samurai!
350
00:22:08,731 --> 00:22:11,317
Oh, look at that.
It's that mean old lady.
351
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:12,860
Yes, it is.
352
00:22:12,902 --> 00:22:15,196
Now, I have to...
Yes, you do.
353
00:22:15,238 --> 00:22:16,822
Maybe I can just go talk to them.
Yeah!
354
00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:18,699
You know, work this out.
You should do that.
355
00:22:18,741 --> 00:22:21,452
I will!
You go reason with them.
356
00:22:26,165 --> 00:22:27,375
Uh...
357
00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:28,834
Excuse me?
358
00:22:30,461 --> 00:22:32,630
Excuse me, please.
359
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,173
Excuse me!
360
00:22:36,842 --> 00:22:39,720
Get lost, dog. This is cat business.
361
00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:43,683
Don't listen to him,
you guys are doing a great job!
362
00:22:47,478 --> 00:22:49,730
Sword's still on the wrong side.
363
00:22:57,613 --> 00:22:59,155
My eyes are up here.
364
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:03,743
Oh, right in the eye!
365
00:23:06,371 --> 00:23:10,375
Interesting choice, using your face
to block those punches.
366
00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:13,211
I wouldn't have considered that.
Yeah, well what do you know?
367
00:23:13,253 --> 00:23:15,171
Enough not to get my butt kicked.
368
00:23:15,213 --> 00:23:17,173
I gotta get some samurai training.
369
00:23:17,215 --> 00:23:19,426
Oh, I don't think training
can help you.
370
00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:21,553
It couldn't hurt!
What am I supposed to do?
371
00:23:21,594 --> 00:23:24,514
If I were you,
I would consider going home.
372
00:23:24,597 --> 00:23:26,057
Maybe being a lap dog.
373
00:23:26,308 --> 00:23:27,934
I can't leave.
Sure you can!
374
00:23:27,976 --> 00:23:29,144
I've got nowhere else to go!
375
00:23:29,185 --> 00:23:31,187
It took everything I had
to come here.
376
00:23:31,229 --> 00:23:34,149
Then it's "Hey, get shot full of
arrows or take this job",
377
00:23:34,190 --> 00:23:36,776
so here I am! I've got to make
this samurai thing work!
378
00:23:36,818 --> 00:23:38,820
I have to.
But first, I need to learn.
379
00:23:38,862 --> 00:23:40,697
Sounds like you need a mentor.
380
00:23:40,739 --> 00:23:42,532
Dog breath?
381
00:23:42,574 --> 00:23:43,992
Not Mentos!
382
00:23:44,326 --> 00:23:47,495
Mentor! A teacher!
To take you under his wing!
383
00:23:47,912 --> 00:23:49,914
Teach you all he knows,
that kind of thing.
384
00:23:49,956 --> 00:23:51,583
That's exactly what I need.
385
00:23:51,624 --> 00:23:53,710
Perhaps a once-great samurai
386
00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:56,171
who has fallen on hard times
and maybe could use
387
00:23:56,212 --> 00:23:59,507
some help himself.
But where would I find one?
388
00:24:02,969 --> 00:24:04,262
Hey, it's you!
389
00:24:04,304 --> 00:24:07,140
What? Get outta here!
Who even made that?
390
00:24:07,182 --> 00:24:08,850
Don't believe everything you read.
391
00:24:08,892 --> 00:24:10,851
This is traditionally
the place in a movie
392
00:24:10,893 --> 00:24:13,103
where the hero meets
his big opportunity!
393
00:24:13,145 --> 00:24:15,230
You're my guy. C'mon, train me!
394
00:24:15,272 --> 00:24:17,691
But you're a dog.
Is that that what's bothering you?
395
00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:20,152
There's a lot about you
that's bothering me.
396
00:24:20,194 --> 00:24:22,112
Like, for instance,
how you got here.
397
00:24:22,154 --> 00:24:23,530
It wasn't easy, that's for sure.
398
00:24:23,572 --> 00:24:25,741
I had to cross impassable seas,
399
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,077
unclimbable mountains,
400
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,454
and really nasty midtown traffic.
401
00:24:31,955 --> 00:24:34,291
But why do you want to be a samurai?
402
00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:38,712
I was always the runt.
Everybody always picked on me.
403
00:24:38,754 --> 00:24:40,964
I lived in a bad neighbourhood
in a bad part of town
404
00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:42,883
full of bad dogs.
405
00:25:07,866 --> 00:25:10,911
But this day,
something awesome happened.
406
00:25:10,953 --> 00:25:13,664
He moved almost faster
than your eye could see.
407
00:25:24,173 --> 00:25:26,300
Oh!
408
00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,932
Whoa!
Ahh!
409
00:25:40,189 --> 00:25:41,649
And then he was gone.
410
00:25:42,358 --> 00:25:45,445
A Samurai in a strange land
took the time to help...
411
00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,531
...me.
412
00:25:48,573 --> 00:25:50,158
That's why I came here.
413
00:25:50,199 --> 00:25:52,118
To learn to be just like him.
414
00:25:52,326 --> 00:25:53,828
I even kept his sword.
415
00:25:54,162 --> 00:25:57,957
I've been wondering
where that went. Thank you!
416
00:26:02,462 --> 00:26:04,797
Wait a minute. That's your sword?
417
00:26:04,922 --> 00:26:06,757
Then that means you're...
418
00:26:07,592 --> 00:26:09,385
I don't want to talk about it.
419
00:26:11,053 --> 00:26:12,805
But... will you train me?
420
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,975
Nope.
Why? Because you're so busy?
421
00:26:16,017 --> 00:26:18,144
No. Because you're so brainless.
422
00:26:18,186 --> 00:26:20,104
Argh! But I showed you my movie!
423
00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:22,398
The whole flashback thing!
I don't believe it!
424
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,941
Ugh, I'm outta here.
425
00:26:25,693 --> 00:26:27,945
And I never want to see you again.
426
00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:31,115
Ugh!
427
00:26:39,289 --> 00:26:41,124
You! How much did you hear?
428
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:44,044
Samurai Hank needs your help.
429
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,880
Are you not bound by your Samurai
Oath to help him?
430
00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:49,716
You mean the one that says I can't
turn my back on those in need?
431
00:26:49,758 --> 00:26:51,593
Yeah, that one.
432
00:26:51,635 --> 00:26:53,929
No.
433
00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,056
Maybe.
434
00:26:56,097 --> 00:26:57,224
That's not what...
435
00:26:57,265 --> 00:27:02,187
Stupid oath!
436
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:04,814
The cuteness is strong
with this one.
437
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,944
What's this?
438
00:27:08,985 --> 00:27:14,032
It is a contract between a student,
you, and a teacher, me.
439
00:27:14,074 --> 00:27:15,825
Uh, why do we need a contract?
440
00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:17,827
Because at this moment,
it would be so nice
441
00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:19,329
if I weren't here.
442
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,957
And if you break this contract,
I won't be.
443
00:27:21,998 --> 00:27:24,000
Besides, it's very straightforward.
444
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:25,794
You swear to be brave, honourable,
445
00:27:25,835 --> 00:27:27,546
protect those in need,
not seek glory,
446
00:27:27,587 --> 00:27:31,341
finish what you started,
and always obey your master.
447
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,968
The Samurai Oath!
Yes.
448
00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:37,347
And if you break it, our contract
is broken and you go home.
449
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,391
OK, should I have my attorney
look at this...
450
00:27:39,432 --> 00:27:42,893
We don't have that kind of time.
Now sign here.
451
00:28:00,744 --> 00:28:02,580
Defend yourself!
What...
452
00:28:02,621 --> 00:28:04,331
What am I supposed to do
with a stick?
453
00:28:04,373 --> 00:28:07,418
Lesson one: It is not
so important what you do,
454
00:28:07,459 --> 00:28:09,920
as it is important
that you do something.
455
00:28:09,962 --> 00:28:13,215
A warrior has cat-like reflexes.
I'm not a cat, I'm a dog!
456
00:28:13,257 --> 00:28:15,050
Nobody's perfect.
457
00:28:15,092 --> 00:28:17,011
Ouch!
458
00:28:17,052 --> 00:28:18,512
Ahh!
459
00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:20,973
Wait! That music!
460
00:28:22,224 --> 00:28:24,101
Hey, this is the training montage,
isn't it?
461
00:28:24,143 --> 00:28:26,437
Hey, can't we just skip ahead
to the part where I'm good?
462
00:28:26,478 --> 00:28:28,480
No! This is my favourite part.
463
00:28:28,814 --> 00:28:30,274
The part where you suffer.
464
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,911
Cross the river. Any way you can.
465
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,216
To a cat, nothing is unclimbable.
466
00:28:57,258 --> 00:28:59,177
Did I mention I wasn't a cat?
467
00:28:59,427 --> 00:29:02,263
Just make it to the other side
of the wall,
468
00:29:02,805 --> 00:29:04,557
then you will be ready.
469
00:29:08,269 --> 00:29:09,937
Wanna gimme a hand?
470
00:29:12,023 --> 00:29:13,733
Very funny... ahh!
471
00:29:13,775 --> 00:29:15,276
Don't forget to land on your...
472
00:29:17,111 --> 00:29:18,571
...feet.
473
00:29:29,999 --> 00:29:31,834
Whoa!
474
00:29:34,128 --> 00:29:35,588
Nope.
475
00:29:38,007 --> 00:29:39,467
Nope.
476
00:29:40,593 --> 00:29:41,969
Ha!
477
00:29:42,011 --> 00:29:43,763
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
478
00:29:45,473 --> 00:29:47,475
Haha... Nope!
479
00:29:48,685 --> 00:29:50,311
Huh?
480
00:29:52,772 --> 00:29:54,482
Ha!
481
00:30:09,079 --> 00:30:11,373
I'm starting to think you don't
know what you're doing.
482
00:30:11,415 --> 00:30:13,333
I know exactly what I'm doing.
483
00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:14,793
I'm talking about training.
484
00:30:14,835 --> 00:30:16,420
You said you could make me
a samurai.
485
00:30:16,461 --> 00:30:18,130
I can 'make' you a pizza.
486
00:30:19,256 --> 00:30:21,758
But I cannot make YOU into anything.
487
00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:24,094
That power is only within yourself.
488
00:30:24,136 --> 00:30:27,305
You said you would help me.
Not just whack me with stuff!
489
00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:30,142
I've been whacked my whole life.
That's why I came here!
490
00:30:30,183 --> 00:30:31,935
To learn to be a samurai!
491
00:30:33,437 --> 00:30:36,148
Mmm... You want glory.
492
00:30:36,189 --> 00:30:38,150
You know nothing
of being a true samurai.
493
00:30:38,191 --> 00:30:39,860
I'm starting to think you don't
either!
494
00:30:39,901 --> 00:30:43,822
And you know what? I don't even
believe you are a real samurai! Ha!
495
00:31:04,593 --> 00:31:05,844
So, what happened to you?
496
00:31:05,886 --> 00:31:08,930
How did you go from being
a samurai to a washed up loser
497
00:31:08,972 --> 00:31:10,807
who drinks too much catnip,
498
00:31:10,849 --> 00:31:13,018
has an obvious weight problem,
499
00:31:13,059 --> 00:31:15,479
no real friends to speak of,
is pre-diabetic...
500
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,021
That's enough!
501
00:31:18,355 --> 00:31:20,941
There was a time
I was chief bodyguard
502
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,987
of a very important
official named Toshiro Tyfune.
503
00:31:25,321 --> 00:31:28,240
He was a real cool cat,
with greatness ahead of him.
504
00:31:28,282 --> 00:31:29,992
Is this a flashback?
Don't interrupt me.
505
00:31:30,034 --> 00:31:31,660
If it's a flashback try
the projector,
506
00:31:31,702 --> 00:31:34,330
it really brings the thing to life.
I don't need the projector.
507
00:31:34,371 --> 00:31:37,458
It's an old-fashioned remembering,
now stop interrupting!
508
00:31:39,752 --> 00:31:42,296
We had been summoned to a meeting
late one night.
509
00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:46,091
It was all very mysterious.
510
00:31:47,384 --> 00:31:49,053
Just didn't feel right.
511
00:32:16,121 --> 00:32:17,498
It's an ambush, get down!
512
00:32:22,336 --> 00:32:24,588
Ahh!
513
00:32:33,847 --> 00:32:35,306
Happy birthday?
514
00:32:40,061 --> 00:32:43,648
I not only ruined the biggest night
of his life,
515
00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:45,775
I spayed and neutered his in-laws.
516
00:32:47,318 --> 00:32:48,987
I broke my Samurai Oath.
517
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:50,905
I was shamed.
518
00:32:51,489 --> 00:32:53,032
That's why I left.
519
00:32:57,829 --> 00:33:00,915
I'll make you a deal.
We'll help each other.
520
00:33:05,003 --> 00:33:06,713
Not helpful.
521
00:33:33,823 --> 00:33:35,992
Today, we begin something new.
522
00:33:37,702 --> 00:33:40,787
I have learned I cannot teach a dog
to be a cat.
523
00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:46,710
What I must do is teach a dog
to be a better dog.
524
00:33:46,752 --> 00:33:47,794
What's that?
525
00:33:47,836 --> 00:33:50,255
The blindfold is to help you focus.
526
00:33:50,589 --> 00:33:52,049
Ah.
Now, listen.
527
00:33:52,382 --> 00:33:55,135
Tell me what you hear.
I hear you talking...
528
00:33:55,177 --> 00:33:56,219
and moving.
Good.
529
00:33:56,261 --> 00:33:58,388
I hear a bird.
530
00:33:58,430 --> 00:34:00,515
That's it.
I smell flowers, actually.
531
00:34:00,557 --> 00:34:03,185
Dogs have a keen sense of smell
and excellent hearing.
532
00:34:03,226 --> 00:34:05,312
I hear a dragonfly.
533
00:34:07,272 --> 00:34:08,774
I smell wood burning.
534
00:34:09,232 --> 00:34:12,027
I smell tea brewing.
535
00:34:13,362 --> 00:34:14,738
Hey, are you making nachos?
536
00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:17,991
'Cause someone just cut the cheese.
537
00:34:18,492 --> 00:34:21,161
Lesson over. Well done.
538
00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,251
In battle as in life...
539
00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:31,004
a samurai strives
to maintain his balance.
540
00:34:31,046 --> 00:34:32,089
Ha!
Oh!
541
00:34:34,216 --> 00:34:38,261
And always defeats strength
with smart.
542
00:34:49,147 --> 00:34:50,606
I can dig it!
543
00:34:52,149 --> 00:34:55,778
You must control your fear,
or fear will control you.
544
00:35:01,701 --> 00:35:06,872
It is a dance in which a samurai
controls his space and his body.
545
00:35:06,914 --> 00:35:08,290
Ah!
546
00:35:19,343 --> 00:35:22,179
Whoa!
What are you learning?
547
00:35:22,263 --> 00:35:24,598
I don't like sticks as much
as I used to?
548
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,392
What are you learning in here?
549
00:35:26,434 --> 00:35:28,894
It's not the size of the dog
in the fight,
550
00:35:28,936 --> 00:35:30,730
it's the size
of the fight in the...
551
00:35:30,771 --> 00:35:34,567
No! It IS the size of the dog
in the fight!
552
00:35:34,608 --> 00:35:37,319
A big dog has fewer problems.
Let me demonstrate.
553
00:35:37,361 --> 00:35:38,696
Hold this.
554
00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:44,702
See? That wouldn't happen
to a big dog!
555
00:35:49,749 --> 00:35:51,625
We're still behind schedule!
556
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:54,420
The Shogun will be here
within three days!
557
00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:00,759
Oops.
558
00:36:02,677 --> 00:36:04,763
Ahh!
559
00:36:07,057 --> 00:36:09,976
I'm surrounded by imbeciles,
complete morons.
560
00:36:10,018 --> 00:36:11,770
It must be so hard for you,
561
00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:14,439
the patience and kindness
that you show.
562
00:36:14,481 --> 00:36:17,233
Ohga, don't take this the wrong way,
OK?
563
00:36:17,358 --> 00:36:21,946
But you are a total failure
and a major disappointment.
564
00:36:21,988 --> 00:36:23,073
No of fence.
None taken.
565
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:25,241
Constructive criticism
is always welcome...
566
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:29,704
Shh. I didn't expect much of you,
and you still disappointed me.
567
00:36:30,163 --> 00:36:32,540
Listen, the cats of Kakamucho
568
00:36:32,582 --> 00:36:35,460
are no closer to leaving
than when we started.
569
00:36:35,502 --> 00:36:37,212
If you can't get the job done,
570
00:36:37,253 --> 00:36:40,965
perhaps it's time
for a real professional.
571
00:36:41,007 --> 00:36:43,009
Send in the beast!
572
00:36:49,682 --> 00:36:51,351
Now get out.
573
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,260
Ooh!
574
00:37:51,910 --> 00:37:53,370
Hmm...
575
00:37:53,829 --> 00:37:57,833
Ahh!
576
00:38:24,525 --> 00:38:25,985
Ommm!
577
00:38:28,696 --> 00:38:30,573
Ugh!
Do you mind?
578
00:38:30,615 --> 00:38:32,325
You're harshing my mellow.
579
00:38:32,366 --> 00:38:33,826
Oh, sorry.
580
00:38:34,118 --> 00:38:36,662
Teach me something!
How about patience?
581
00:38:36,704 --> 00:38:38,623
Come on, teach me anything!
582
00:38:39,081 --> 00:38:42,084
Seriously, let's do this!
I'm ready for it.
583
00:38:42,251 --> 00:38:44,503
How about these?
You're not ready for those.
584
00:38:44,545 --> 00:38:47,131
How hard could it be? Yah! Hwah!
585
00:38:49,884 --> 00:38:52,720
- Ow!
- Samurai Hank!
586
00:38:52,762 --> 00:38:54,847
Sumo is in town!
What's a sumo?
587
00:38:55,097 --> 00:38:58,768
He's a giant. Samurai Hank,
you have to do something!
588
00:38:59,810 --> 00:39:04,732
Right.
Oh-ho no! No, no, no, no, no way!
589
00:39:04,774 --> 00:39:06,859
You are not ready, not even close.
590
00:39:06,901 --> 00:39:10,238
OK, then we'll go together.
No, no, no! Not my job.
591
00:39:10,279 --> 00:39:12,949
Not my fight,
and you are not prepared.
592
00:39:12,990 --> 00:39:15,368
So, is someone going to do
something?!
593
00:39:15,409 --> 00:39:16,994
Yeah, is someone gonna do something?
594
00:39:17,036 --> 00:39:19,705
No, someone's not!
595
00:39:27,213 --> 00:39:28,673
Ugh!
596
00:39:36,554 --> 00:39:38,515
You know, she's gonna go over there.
597
00:39:38,556 --> 00:39:41,476
Not my student. Not my problem.
598
00:39:56,116 --> 00:39:58,368
Sword!
599
00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:03,832
Ahh!
600
00:40:03,873 --> 00:40:06,376
Hi-yah!
601
00:40:07,836 --> 00:40:09,296
Ha!
602
00:40:11,423 --> 00:40:13,008
Ahh!
603
00:40:16,344 --> 00:40:18,888
Hi-yah!
604
00:40:20,098 --> 00:40:21,558
Ahh!
605
00:40:31,776 --> 00:40:33,820
Ha!
606
00:40:35,196 --> 00:40:37,449
What are you doing? I had him!
607
00:40:37,490 --> 00:40:39,617
I know you did,
but this is kinda my job. Ugh!
608
00:40:39,659 --> 00:40:41,745
I could totally take that guy!
609
00:40:47,207 --> 00:40:49,084
You should know that I am
a highly trained,
610
00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:51,045
mostly trained warrior,
611
00:40:51,086 --> 00:40:54,089
skilled in the ways
of karate and swordplay
612
00:40:54,131 --> 00:40:55,382
as well as musical theatre.
613
00:40:55,424 --> 00:40:57,718
In your own best interest,
you should surrender...
614
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,511
You're under arrest!
Ha!
615
00:41:06,518 --> 00:41:09,521
Wait! Uh, you've got
something on your...
616
00:41:13,233 --> 00:41:15,194
Ahh!
617
00:41:18,530 --> 00:41:20,699
Sumo have edamame bean on face.
618
00:41:21,450 --> 00:41:23,869
Sumo very allergic.
619
00:41:23,911 --> 00:41:25,829
So, we're all good then?
Ha!
620
00:41:27,498 --> 00:41:28,957
Jimbo?
621
00:41:29,249 --> 00:41:32,252
Is your plan to let him hit you
until he gets tired?
622
00:41:32,294 --> 00:41:34,380
Maybe.
Bold plan.
623
00:41:36,423 --> 00:41:38,133
Ah, here he comes!
624
00:41:51,355 --> 00:41:53,357
You wanted to be a samurai.
Fun, isn't it?
625
00:41:53,399 --> 00:41:54,441
Go get 'em!
626
00:41:54,691 --> 00:41:56,150
You can do it, Hank!
627
00:42:00,488 --> 00:42:02,073
Ahh!
628
00:42:08,246 --> 00:42:09,705
Hoo-ah!
629
00:42:18,131 --> 00:42:19,882
He's told you his weakness.
630
00:42:19,924 --> 00:42:22,510
Remember, you defeat strength
with smart.
631
00:42:22,552 --> 00:42:24,387
Now get back out there!
632
00:42:32,353 --> 00:42:34,147
Head in the game, Hank!
633
00:42:34,188 --> 00:42:36,899
Ahh!
634
00:43:06,262 --> 00:43:08,763
Huh?
635
00:43:11,975 --> 00:43:13,143
Yeah!
636
00:43:13,185 --> 00:43:17,230
That just happened!
I'm a bad dog!
637
00:43:18,982 --> 00:43:21,109
Did you see what I just did there?
It was beautiful!
638
00:43:21,151 --> 00:43:23,737
Mm-hmm, and I would say
congratulations,
639
00:43:23,778 --> 00:43:26,114
but since you're already
doing that yourself...
640
00:43:26,156 --> 00:43:27,240
let's get him to a doctor.
641
00:43:27,282 --> 00:43:29,367
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely. Gotta do that.
642
00:43:29,409 --> 00:43:31,453
I might have really hurt him,
I mean, look at him!
643
00:43:34,247 --> 00:43:35,624
Yah!
644
00:43:38,668 --> 00:43:40,378
Yah!
645
00:43:46,676 --> 00:43:48,678
Hmm...
646
00:43:49,804 --> 00:43:51,348
Did that hurt?
647
00:43:51,389 --> 00:43:53,558
Didn't feel a thing.
648
00:43:56,353 --> 00:43:59,272
What about that?
Hmm... nope.
649
00:44:00,982 --> 00:44:02,442
Huh? Uh...
650
00:44:04,027 --> 00:44:06,363
Hey, listen. Sorry I had
to do all this to you.
651
00:44:06,404 --> 00:44:08,782
Sometimes I'm surprised
by my own strength.
652
00:44:08,823 --> 00:44:10,492
There's a new sheriff
in town, alright?
653
00:44:10,534 --> 00:44:13,411
Better not let me catch you
breaking the law again, you feel me?
654
00:44:16,581 --> 00:44:19,833
You're free to go.
No one ever beat Sumo before.
655
00:44:20,668 --> 00:44:23,170
No one ever nice before.
656
00:44:23,212 --> 00:44:25,130
Now have feelings for Hank.
657
00:44:26,257 --> 00:44:30,177
Sumo want to live
in Kakamucho with Hank.
658
00:44:30,219 --> 00:44:32,513
Well, who doesn't?
Safe town like this one
659
00:44:32,555 --> 00:44:34,807
with great law enforcement? Ow!
660
00:44:34,974 --> 00:44:36,308
Psst! It's for you.
661
00:44:40,604 --> 00:44:42,982
I wanted to say thank you
for defeating Sumo.
662
00:44:43,023 --> 00:44:45,234
And you are welcome.
Only one thing...
663
00:44:45,276 --> 00:44:47,695
We can never talk on the street
or anything like that.
664
00:44:47,736 --> 00:44:50,072
You know, just wouldn't
look right, you being a...
665
00:44:50,114 --> 00:44:51,865
you know.
Yeah. I gotcha.
666
00:44:51,991 --> 00:44:53,450
Here!
667
00:44:56,287 --> 00:44:58,455
Thank... you.
You're Chuck, right?
668
00:44:58,497 --> 00:45:00,040
Mmm, no...
669
00:45:00,082 --> 00:45:02,459
Chuck! We have to go!
670
00:45:02,501 --> 00:45:04,044
I have to go.
671
00:45:07,798 --> 00:45:09,300
Samurai Hank?
672
00:45:09,425 --> 00:45:11,719
We wanted to give you something.
673
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,220
We?
674
00:45:14,930 --> 00:45:16,682
So... your mom wanted
to throw me a bone?
675
00:45:16,724 --> 00:45:18,809
No. My mom said to hand it to you.
676
00:45:18,851 --> 00:45:21,687
Now, why would she do that?
Well, if I threw it,
677
00:45:21,729 --> 00:45:23,647
it might get on the ground
all dirty and icky.
678
00:45:23,689 --> 00:45:26,442
No, what I meant is why would
she want to give me something?
679
00:45:26,483 --> 00:45:28,235
To thank you for saving our town.
680
00:45:28,277 --> 00:45:31,362
You are the best dog samurai
I have ever seen.
681
00:45:31,404 --> 00:45:33,364
I am the only dog samurai
you have ever seen.
682
00:45:33,406 --> 00:45:35,366
But I gotta say, you're kinda right.
683
00:45:35,408 --> 00:45:38,828
I am mighty impressive,
as far as samurais go.
684
00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:44,000
Are you all finished?
'Cause it's getting late,
685
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:46,002
and samurai needs his sleep.
686
00:45:58,931 --> 00:46:01,267
Really looks like things
are turning around for me, eh?
687
00:46:01,309 --> 00:46:03,603
You got lucky, kid.
Don't let it go to your head.
688
00:46:03,645 --> 00:46:05,104
Luck? Please...
689
00:46:05,563 --> 00:46:08,191
I should be registered
as a lethal weapon.
690
00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:11,903
Pride goeth before a fall.
691
00:46:13,488 --> 00:46:15,490
What do you mean,
your ninjas are afraid?
692
00:46:15,531 --> 00:46:18,034
Um... since that dog defeated Sumo,
693
00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:20,495
none of my cats want to...
The Shogun will be here
694
00:46:20,536 --> 00:46:23,247
in two days! I don't care
if your ninja are afraid,
695
00:46:23,289 --> 00:46:25,917
take them down to that
road block of a town
696
00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:30,046
and really, just, ugh!
697
00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:32,507
You know what I've done?
Your hair and a catty-pedi?
698
00:46:32,548 --> 00:46:33,591
Yes, but no.
699
00:46:33,633 --> 00:46:37,345
I've outsmarted my own self
by employing that dog.
700
00:46:38,554 --> 00:46:41,515
Oh, nice. Me likey.
701
00:46:43,225 --> 00:46:45,686
The problem with the good
citizens of Kakamucho is...
702
00:46:45,727 --> 00:46:48,230
there are too many
good citizens in Kakamucho.
703
00:46:48,271 --> 00:46:51,400
It's time to take care
of this mutt myself
704
00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:54,319
with the ultimate weapon: me!
705
00:46:54,361 --> 00:46:56,154
Ugh.
706
00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:04,871
Sumo, like butterfly
that was once caterpillar,
707
00:47:04,913 --> 00:47:06,415
fly like dandy-lion.
708
00:47:07,124 --> 00:47:08,583
It's a hat.
709
00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:11,128
And this one's a boat!
That is really good!
710
00:47:16,591 --> 00:47:19,428
Oops, that was the hat.
What did you make?
711
00:47:19,594 --> 00:47:21,054
A swan.
712
00:47:21,596 --> 00:47:23,724
And some other stuff.
713
00:47:25,809 --> 00:47:27,477
Oh wow, that's amazing.
714
00:47:28,145 --> 00:47:30,772
You can make anything
out of folded paper.
715
00:47:30,814 --> 00:47:34,818
Alright, make me a sandwich.
It's not a sandwich, but here...
716
00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:36,445
I made you something.
717
00:47:36,486 --> 00:47:38,447
For good luck.
718
00:47:38,488 --> 00:47:39,573
It looks like me.
719
00:47:39,614 --> 00:47:42,826
It will always remind you
of who you are.
720
00:47:42,868 --> 00:47:46,455
Who you are? Let's concentrate
on who you are not!
721
00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:48,248
And that would be a samurai!
722
00:47:48,290 --> 00:47:50,834
Come on, Jimbo. We're just
enjoying a beautiful day.
723
00:47:50,876 --> 00:47:53,544
The sun is shining,
birds are singing.
724
00:47:53,586 --> 00:47:56,672
And besides, I deserve a break
for taking care of Sumo.
725
00:47:56,714 --> 00:47:58,007
I mean, just look at him.
726
00:47:58,048 --> 00:48:00,176
Butterfly, aww!
727
00:48:00,217 --> 00:48:01,802
That's just the point,
728
00:48:01,969 --> 00:48:06,307
you have one little itsy-bitsy,
tiny weeny bite of success...
729
00:48:06,348 --> 00:48:07,975
I'm sorry, tiny what?
Tiny what, what?
730
00:48:08,017 --> 00:48:09,059
What?
What?
731
00:48:09,101 --> 00:48:11,145
What?
732
00:48:11,187 --> 00:48:14,356
The point is, this is no time
for celebrating!
733
00:48:14,607 --> 00:48:17,026
It's time to double your efforts
and train even harder!
734
00:48:17,067 --> 00:48:18,486
Now, get to it!
735
00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:36,295
Hank! My brawling, battling hero!
736
00:48:36,337 --> 00:48:38,172
Oh, sorry.
I'm not bothering you. Am I?
737
00:48:38,214 --> 00:48:40,466
No, no, no, I was just,
you know, getting a work out in.
738
00:48:40,508 --> 00:48:43,052
Sure. Cor! Very impressive,
739
00:48:43,093 --> 00:48:46,138
you defeating Sumo, oh, wow!
740
00:48:46,180 --> 00:48:48,766
Aw, it was nothing.
Ah, sure it was...
741
00:48:49,058 --> 00:48:51,393
nothing. Anyway, I came here
742
00:48:51,435 --> 00:48:53,395
to invite you out on the town
to celebrate.
743
00:48:53,437 --> 00:48:55,272
Tonight, I'm taking you
744
00:48:55,314 --> 00:48:57,566
to the most exclusive club
in the country.
745
00:48:57,608 --> 00:48:59,819
Even the members aren't allowed in.
746
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:02,278
Wow! Thank you!
But I can't go, I...
747
00:49:02,779 --> 00:49:05,698
I promised my teacher I'd stay
focused on my training.
748
00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:07,575
Right. Sounds like
your teacher is someone
749
00:49:07,617 --> 00:49:10,995
who's unhappy and wants
everyone else to be unhappy too.
750
00:49:11,037 --> 00:49:13,498
You know? Do you like fun?
You like fun, don't you?
751
00:49:13,540 --> 00:49:15,458
Of course I like fun!
Fun is so fun!
752
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,878
Fun is fun, isn't it?
The clue is in the word.
753
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,382
Drive! Bye! See you later!
Have fun.
754
00:49:24,676 --> 00:49:26,803
It's just one night.
It's not a big deal.
755
00:49:26,845 --> 00:49:28,304
It is a big deal.
756
00:49:28,930 --> 00:49:30,306
It's the only deal.
757
00:49:30,348 --> 00:49:31,808
You committed to me to go
to the end,
758
00:49:31,850 --> 00:49:33,476
and I did the same for you.
759
00:49:33,518 --> 00:49:36,062
You are breaking your word.
760
00:49:36,104 --> 00:49:37,689
I am not breaking my word.
761
00:49:37,730 --> 00:49:39,649
We can start training again
tomorrow.
762
00:49:39,691 --> 00:49:42,026
But tonight, I'm going to have
some fun with my boss.
763
00:49:42,068 --> 00:49:44,320
I am your boss.
What?
764
00:49:44,362 --> 00:49:47,115
I am your boss!
765
00:49:47,156 --> 00:49:49,617
My boss?
I tell you what to do,
766
00:49:49,659 --> 00:49:50,785
and you do it.
767
00:49:50,827 --> 00:49:52,537
I thought you were my friend.
768
00:49:52,579 --> 00:49:54,747
I am your teacher. Your mentor.
769
00:49:55,748 --> 00:49:58,835
As I told you when we met,
I am not your friend!
770
00:49:59,210 --> 00:50:01,796
A Samurai has only duty,
not friends!
771
00:50:02,338 --> 00:50:05,174
Not my friend?
Well, that just sounds sad.
772
00:50:05,216 --> 00:50:07,385
Like someone who is unhappy
and wants everyone else
773
00:50:07,427 --> 00:50:08,678
to be unhappy too!
774
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:12,599
Well, I don't want to be unhappy!
I'm gonna go have some fun.
775
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,892
I hope you succeed in having fun,
776
00:50:15,642 --> 00:50:19,855
because you have failed
in everything else.
777
00:50:19,897 --> 00:50:21,815
You know a lot about failure,
don't you?
778
00:50:21,857 --> 00:50:25,235
I defeated the unbeatable Sumo
in battle and saved the town!
779
00:50:25,277 --> 00:50:28,196
You can't even get
a birthday party right.
780
00:50:28,530 --> 00:50:30,324
Don't wait up.
781
00:51:02,522 --> 00:51:05,275
Bow and Wow.
This place is awesome.
782
00:51:05,317 --> 00:51:07,152
Where are you going?
783
00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:09,655
Um... end of the line?
Are you kidding?
784
00:51:09,696 --> 00:51:12,908
Hank, don't you get it?
There are no lines for you.
785
00:51:12,950 --> 00:51:16,954
You are Samurai Hank,
the hero of Kakamucho!
786
00:51:16,995 --> 00:51:20,749
Oh, my God! That's Samurai Hank!
The Hero of Kakamucho!
787
00:51:22,668 --> 00:51:24,252
Vip? What's that mean?
788
00:51:24,418 --> 00:51:26,504
V-I-P. Very important pooch.
789
00:51:27,505 --> 00:51:29,757
After you.
I-I don't have any ID.
790
00:51:30,216 --> 00:51:34,053
You have something better
than ID, you have celebrity!
791
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:35,388
Wait!
792
00:51:35,429 --> 00:51:36,889
Can I have your autograph, Hank?
793
00:51:36,931 --> 00:51:38,766
Um... sure?
794
00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:44,105
Now this is what being
a top dog is all about.
795
00:51:55,491 --> 00:51:57,868
Private table, Hank?
Dog treat, Hank?
796
00:51:57,910 --> 00:51:59,370
Scratch behind your ears, Hank?
797
00:51:59,412 --> 00:52:01,747
Oh, my God!
Can we take a picture with you?
798
00:52:01,789 --> 00:52:04,125
You look hot.
Who licks your hair?
799
00:52:05,876 --> 00:52:07,336
Thank you, Hank!
800
00:52:07,586 --> 00:52:10,339
You're my favourite samurai!
801
00:52:12,717 --> 00:52:14,468
Is it everything I promised?
802
00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:16,929
Don't get me wrong,
this is all so fantastic.
803
00:52:16,971 --> 00:52:20,141
It's just... You don't think that
I'm being a glory-seeker, do you?
804
00:52:20,182 --> 00:52:23,894
Hank, never miss an opportunity
to pat yourself on the back.
805
00:52:23,936 --> 00:52:26,522
Ahh! Heeyyyy!
806
00:52:30,151 --> 00:52:34,155
And there's no other place
I would rather you be tonight!
807
00:52:38,616 --> 00:52:39,659
Yah!
808
00:52:59,345 --> 00:53:00,930
Ahh!
809
00:53:34,172 --> 00:53:36,591
The ninjas are here! Samurai Hank!
810
00:53:36,966 --> 00:53:39,761
The ninjas are... right here!
811
00:53:47,101 --> 00:53:48,560
Ahh!
812
00:53:52,815 --> 00:53:54,858
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
813
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,401
Good job. Well done.
814
00:53:56,443 --> 00:53:59,363
Autograph, lovely touch.
There, little bonus for you.
815
00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:02,282
Thank You. Thank you.
Good job. Well done.
816
00:54:37,609 --> 00:54:39,486
Jimbo.
817
00:54:39,528 --> 00:54:43,031
Yo, Jimbo?! Jimbo, you're OK?
818
00:54:43,073 --> 00:54:44,283
What happened here?
819
00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:46,493
The ninjas showed up again
last night.
820
00:54:46,535 --> 00:54:49,705
And where were you?
Having fun with your boss.
821
00:54:49,872 --> 00:54:53,292
What about you?
I failed my oath for the last time.
822
00:54:54,543 --> 00:54:55,961
Where's my sword?
823
00:54:56,003 --> 00:54:57,462
Right.
824
00:54:57,671 --> 00:54:59,714
They've taken Sumo
to the fortress dungeon,
825
00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:01,632
and now I'm going to get him back.
826
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:04,135
I'll go with you. We're both
samurai, and that's what we...
827
00:55:04,177 --> 00:55:05,928
You are not samurai!
828
00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:08,514
You were a selfish idiot.
829
00:55:08,556 --> 00:55:11,225
Today, you are nothing.
830
00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,936
You just don't want to admit
that I beat Sumo.
831
00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:15,813
You never...
Do you really believe that?
832
00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:19,150
Edamame was responsible
for your greatest victory.
833
00:55:19,192 --> 00:55:20,776
Edamame?
What does that have to do...
834
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:24,363
I failed to teach,
and you failed to learn.
835
00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:25,698
I've learned a lot from you.
836
00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:29,577
Like when things get tough, you can
hide at the bottom of a bottle.
837
00:55:30,912 --> 00:55:33,664
I'm sorry, Jimbo,
I-I didn't mean that.
838
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:36,876
Jimbo, you're on the horse
backwards.
839
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,838
Goodbye, Dog.
840
00:55:43,633 --> 00:55:45,343
See you, Cat.
841
00:55:46,636 --> 00:55:49,138
Where were you, great samurai?!
842
00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:51,182
Hey, thanks for nothing!
843
00:55:51,224 --> 00:55:54,393
'Cause guess what?
You did nothing!
844
00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:57,021
And I'm thanking you sarcastically!
845
00:55:58,231 --> 00:55:59,732
Good, I'm outta here.
846
00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,860
Going to get on the first boat
and get home.
847
00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:04,362
That's right. Go!
848
00:56:04,737 --> 00:56:06,322
Emiko...
Go back home!
849
00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:10,742
Maybe my mom was right.
Maybe dogs can't be samurai!
850
00:58:21,830 --> 00:58:24,792
"It will always
remind you of who you are".
851
00:58:51,317 --> 00:58:52,652
Ahh!
What are you doing here?
852
00:58:52,693 --> 00:58:54,987
I couldn't help myself. I'm a dog.
853
00:58:55,029 --> 00:58:56,697
That makes me loyal.
854
00:58:56,739 --> 00:58:58,366
So, I'm here to make things right.
855
00:58:58,408 --> 00:59:00,743
You really think you can
just come back here
856
00:59:00,785 --> 00:59:02,245
and that makes everything OK?
857
00:59:02,286 --> 00:59:04,372
As a matter of fact, I do.
I'm back!
858
00:59:04,414 --> 00:59:06,499
You should be happy!
Well, I'm not.
859
00:59:06,541 --> 00:59:09,210
And you might as well turn around
and go back where you came from.
860
00:59:09,252 --> 00:59:10,628
I'm not going anywhere!
861
00:59:10,670 --> 00:59:13,464
Sumo is in there, and I'm
not leaving until we get him out!
862
00:59:13,506 --> 00:59:15,216
We can resolve our differences
later.
863
00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:18,636
What now?
864
00:59:18,678 --> 00:59:20,638
You defeat strength with smart.
865
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,432
Somebody taught me that.
866
00:59:23,015 --> 00:59:25,685
Um... do you have any ideas?
867
00:59:26,769 --> 00:59:28,396
Ahh!
868
00:59:28,438 --> 00:59:29,480
This is smart?
869
00:59:29,522 --> 00:59:31,691
Ahhhh!
870
00:59:39,532 --> 00:59:40,616
Watch your back!
871
00:59:40,658 --> 00:59:41,701
You do care!
872
00:59:41,742 --> 00:59:44,870
Only about saving Sumo.
873
00:59:44,911 --> 00:59:46,913
You, I could do without.
874
00:59:49,249 --> 00:59:51,042
Woo!
875
00:59:51,084 --> 00:59:52,461
Now what?
876
00:59:52,502 --> 00:59:54,379
We have to figure out a way in.
877
01:00:01,136 --> 01:00:03,221
Pretty good idea, huh?
Stop wagging your tail.
878
01:00:03,263 --> 01:00:07,601
I didn't say it was a good idea,
I just said it doesn't suck.
879
01:00:10,854 --> 01:00:12,314
Ugh...
880
01:00:12,731 --> 01:00:14,441
Alright, genius. Which way?
881
01:00:14,483 --> 01:00:16,234
To the left.
882
01:00:19,696 --> 01:00:21,114
What do you got?
883
01:00:21,156 --> 01:00:22,908
Got a D.O.G. who's D.O.A.
884
01:00:22,991 --> 01:00:24,701
Want to get him out of sight P.D.Q.
885
01:00:24,743 --> 01:00:27,245
A.S.A.P. Huh? OK.
886
01:00:33,126 --> 01:00:34,836
I'm not even a full-time
security guard!
887
01:00:34,878 --> 01:00:37,547
I'm just a temp! Ooh!
888
01:00:38,965 --> 01:00:40,425
Let's roll, Fido.
889
01:00:41,718 --> 01:00:43,178
OK...
890
01:00:43,261 --> 01:00:45,388
Now this could be difficult
and might take a while.
891
01:00:45,430 --> 01:00:47,265
So, let's split up.
I'll take the areas
892
01:00:47,307 --> 01:00:49,643
to the north and west.
You go south and east.
893
01:00:49,684 --> 01:00:51,686
Let's try to be methodical
about this.
894
01:00:51,728 --> 01:00:54,480
There could be thousands of cells
here and this could take hours,
895
01:00:54,522 --> 01:00:55,898
maybe days.
896
01:00:55,940 --> 01:00:57,441
He's right over here.
897
01:00:57,942 --> 01:00:59,860
Hey, Sumo! We're here to save you.
898
01:01:02,363 --> 01:01:04,156
Guess we should have
stolen some keys.
899
01:01:04,198 --> 01:01:05,866
Stand back.
900
01:01:10,621 --> 01:01:12,206
Well, at least you tried.
901
01:01:15,876 --> 01:01:17,878
Doggie door.
902
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,424
Ah, complication
in the "saving him" department.
903
01:01:22,466 --> 01:01:24,301
Hank, no need to save Sumo.
904
01:01:25,302 --> 01:01:28,013
Sumo's just prawn in ocean of life.
905
01:01:28,055 --> 01:01:30,558
Of course we have to save you!
You're our friend.
906
01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:32,059
Friends?
907
01:01:32,101 --> 01:01:34,728
Sumo overcome with emotion!
908
01:01:37,106 --> 01:01:38,899
While I appreciate the bro-fest,
909
01:01:38,941 --> 01:01:41,360
we should probably
get out of here.
910
01:01:41,694 --> 01:01:44,071
Wait a second, I've gotta
mark my territory.
911
01:01:44,113 --> 01:01:46,949
We don't have time for that!
But... It's a dog thing.
912
01:01:46,991 --> 01:01:49,827
I want them to know I was here!
I even had asparagus last night.
913
01:01:49,868 --> 01:01:52,788
We don't have time!
We have to get back to Kakamucho!
914
01:01:52,830 --> 01:01:54,456
And when we get there,
what's the plan?
915
01:01:54,498 --> 01:01:57,376
At this moment, it is not so
important what we do. As it is...
916
01:01:57,418 --> 01:01:59,545
...important
that we do something.
917
01:01:59,587 --> 01:02:01,880
Not sure yet what that something is.
918
01:02:05,675 --> 01:02:07,135
Shh!
919
01:02:15,268 --> 01:02:17,061
Huh?
920
01:02:25,945 --> 01:02:29,907
Remember, fear is only
in your mind!
921
01:02:29,949 --> 01:02:31,826
And a little bit in my kimono.
922
01:02:53,931 --> 01:02:55,391
Jimbo!
923
01:02:58,770 --> 01:03:00,813
Jimbo! No!
Both of you, get out of here.
924
01:03:00,855 --> 01:03:03,024
What about you?
Don't worry about me.
925
01:03:03,066 --> 01:03:04,859
You have to get back to Kakamucho.
926
01:03:04,901 --> 01:03:06,319
But we're a team.
927
01:03:06,361 --> 01:03:08,946
No. I have to do this,
928
01:03:08,988 --> 01:03:11,574
and there is no team in "I".
929
01:03:12,492 --> 01:03:15,661
But there is an "I" in samurai!
930
01:03:19,790 --> 01:03:21,375
Ahh!
931
01:03:21,416 --> 01:03:22,876
No!
932
01:03:23,835 --> 01:03:25,087
You can't die!
933
01:03:25,128 --> 01:03:27,089
Our issues aren't resolved yet!
934
01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:04,876
Heimlich manoeuvre.
935
01:04:06,128 --> 01:04:08,588
Oh... You saved my life!
936
01:04:08,630 --> 01:04:11,174
But you touched me, ugh!
937
01:04:11,216 --> 01:04:14,136
If that ever happens again,
let me die. OK?
938
01:04:14,219 --> 01:04:16,888
Now, what is it?
The prisoner escaped.
939
01:04:17,431 --> 01:04:20,058
Ah, you let the big cat out
of the bag, didn't you?
940
01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:23,186
Of course you did. Right, OK!
941
01:04:23,228 --> 01:04:25,814
Now, someone is going to pay
for this.
942
01:04:25,981 --> 01:04:30,526
I'm not saying who, but probably
someone very, very stupid.
943
01:04:30,568 --> 01:04:33,279
Do you know what a scapegoat is,
Ohga?
944
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,905
No, but if there's
a goat around here,
945
01:04:34,947 --> 01:04:36,991
I will have him arrested
immediately.
946
01:04:37,032 --> 01:04:39,118
Ugh. Brainless. Absolute...
947
01:04:39,243 --> 01:04:41,078
And that goes for all of you.
948
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,747
Anyway, never mind.
949
01:04:42,788 --> 01:04:46,500
Um, I already have another
plan progressing nicely.
950
01:04:46,542 --> 01:04:50,045
A much bigger plan with even
more deadly consequences.
951
01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,130
Ugh!
952
01:04:51,172 --> 01:04:52,715
My lord, pardon the intrusion!
953
01:04:52,757 --> 01:04:55,134
Ugh, what is it?
It's the super bowl!
954
01:04:55,176 --> 01:04:56,510
It's overflowing!
955
01:04:56,552 --> 01:04:59,805
Oh! Jiggle the handle!
Jiggle the handle!
956
01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:15,279
Where's everyone going?
957
01:05:15,321 --> 01:05:18,491
Emiko! What's going on?!
958
01:05:18,532 --> 01:05:20,659
Emiko!? Emiko!
959
01:05:20,701 --> 01:05:22,578
Look at this. Have you read this?
960
01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:24,872
No.
Well, would you read it to me?
961
01:05:24,997 --> 01:05:28,334
Help wanted. Vicious killers
for the destruction of Kakamucho.
962
01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:31,003
Prior criminal record a must.
An equal opportunity employer.
963
01:05:31,045 --> 01:05:33,589
Can't you see that this is just
the last act of a desperate cat?
964
01:05:33,631 --> 01:05:36,091
We don't care if it's the first act
of "Mamma Mia"!
965
01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:38,885
We're leaving
before that army gets here!
966
01:05:57,737 --> 01:05:59,405
Right, how are we doing?
967
01:05:59,447 --> 01:06:01,407
Let's see... cut-throats, good.
968
01:06:01,449 --> 01:06:04,410
Bounty hunters, desperados,
biker gangs, excellent.
969
01:06:04,452 --> 01:06:06,913
Mugs, thugs, nitwits,
dimwits, mobsters,
970
01:06:06,955 --> 01:06:11,000
muggers, bushwhackers,
hornswagglers, serial killers,
971
01:06:11,042 --> 01:06:12,710
studio executives, wow!
972
01:06:12,752 --> 01:06:14,838
It looks like everyone's here.
Great.
973
01:06:14,879 --> 01:06:15,964
What about him?
974
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:21,261
Well, yes, he is scary.
But in the wrong way. Arrest him.
975
01:06:28,101 --> 01:06:30,353
Wait! Wait! Please, hear me out.
976
01:06:31,396 --> 01:06:33,565
You all need to know something!
977
01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:36,442
In a heroic effort
to protect your town,
978
01:06:36,693 --> 01:06:38,403
today we lost... Jimbo.
979
01:06:38,444 --> 01:06:41,364
No! No, not Jimbo!
980
01:06:41,406 --> 01:06:43,324
Who's Jimbo?
I don't know.
981
01:06:43,366 --> 01:06:46,160
Didn't he date your sister?
No, that was Gumbo.
982
01:06:46,202 --> 01:06:49,538
Why did you even come back?
We're leaving, Hank.
983
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,125
We're all gonna start new lives
somewhere else.
984
01:06:53,166 --> 01:06:57,337
Sure. Go. After all, you're cats.
985
01:06:57,379 --> 01:06:59,464
You've got nine lives, right?
986
01:06:59,756 --> 01:07:02,843
But I'm a dog! I have one life.
987
01:07:02,885 --> 01:07:06,847
And the best thing that happened
to me, in this one life...
988
01:07:06,889 --> 01:07:08,348
is this town.
989
01:07:08,390 --> 01:07:09,641
You had faith in me.
990
01:07:09,683 --> 01:07:11,143
You trusted me.
991
01:07:11,393 --> 01:07:14,146
And I want to earn
that trust back so bad,
992
01:07:14,479 --> 01:07:17,649
I'm willing to lay
my one life down for your...
993
01:07:17,941 --> 01:07:19,943
Uh, let's see,
994
01:07:19,985 --> 01:07:23,822
247 times 9. Um, carry the 5.
995
01:07:23,864 --> 01:07:25,782
2,223.
996
01:07:25,824 --> 01:07:27,784
2,000...?
223.
997
01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:30,162
Yeah, right. Now, what do you say?
998
01:07:30,370 --> 01:07:31,830
Life is short.
999
01:07:32,039 --> 01:07:33,832
And this movie
is only 85 minutes long,
1000
01:07:33,874 --> 01:07:36,501
not including end credits,
so we have to hurry!
1001
01:07:36,543 --> 01:07:39,129
If we're gonna save this town,
we have to find a way
1002
01:07:39,171 --> 01:07:42,049
beyond judging each other
strictly on...
1003
01:07:42,090 --> 01:07:43,842
labels, like dog and cat!
1004
01:07:44,801 --> 01:07:47,179
Together, we can get past all that.
1005
01:07:47,220 --> 01:07:48,805
We can all be better...
1006
01:07:49,890 --> 01:07:51,642
together!
1007
01:07:55,228 --> 01:07:56,688
Shh...
1008
01:07:56,813 --> 01:08:00,441
It's a metaphor.
Saying we are all the same.
1009
01:08:00,483 --> 01:08:04,820
Look different on the outside,
but we can choose for ourselves
1010
01:08:05,112 --> 01:08:08,449
what our insides look like.
1011
01:08:08,491 --> 01:08:11,243
See now, the big guy
makes a lot of sense.
1012
01:08:11,619 --> 01:08:13,621
Right? So Sumo, what do we do now?
1013
01:08:13,663 --> 01:08:14,872
So what do we do?
1014
01:08:14,914 --> 01:08:17,083
Well, step one:
1015
01:08:17,124 --> 01:08:21,128
We need to destroy
their lines of communication.
1016
01:08:21,170 --> 01:08:23,089
I've cut the telephone line!
1017
01:08:23,130 --> 01:08:25,299
Step two. Someone taught me...
1018
01:08:25,841 --> 01:08:28,552
that we can make anything
out of folded paper.
1019
01:08:32,139 --> 01:08:35,935
Hmm... How's everyone doing?
Feeling evil, yeah?
1020
01:08:35,977 --> 01:08:38,771
Don't be stingy with the poison
on those arrows.
1021
01:08:38,813 --> 01:08:41,691
Everyone get plenty to eat?
You can't crush the innocent
1022
01:08:41,732 --> 01:08:43,776
on an empty stomach, can ya?
1023
01:08:43,818 --> 01:08:48,364
Enjoy the entree, because dessert
is death and destruction.
1024
01:08:50,282 --> 01:08:53,869
Who knew an evil army
could go through so many beans?
1025
01:08:54,036 --> 01:08:55,871
Right. Assemble the troops.
1026
01:09:05,214 --> 01:09:08,467
Hmm?
1027
01:09:28,236 --> 01:09:31,823
Ah, the smell of victory
in the air!
1028
01:09:31,865 --> 01:09:35,744
Go! Go, my terrible army!
1029
01:09:35,785 --> 01:09:40,040
Go to Kakamucho!
And do your worst!
1030
01:09:40,081 --> 01:09:41,666
Oh, and don't forget,
1031
01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:44,127
save your receipts!
1032
01:09:59,142 --> 01:10:01,144
The signal. They're coming!
1033
01:10:01,519 --> 01:10:03,396
They're coming!
1034
01:10:03,438 --> 01:10:06,357
It's showtime! Alright,
everyone knows what to do!
1035
01:10:16,659 --> 01:10:18,286
This is the best bit, isn't it?
1036
01:10:18,328 --> 01:10:20,622
Waiting for the death and destruc...
1037
01:10:20,663 --> 01:10:22,998
Nah, the best bit is the death
and destruction.
1038
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:24,625
This is the second-best bit.
1039
01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:27,086
Kakamucho is going out of business.
1040
01:10:27,127 --> 01:10:28,545
Everything must go!
1041
01:10:31,924 --> 01:10:36,095
Ah, yes, go team go!
1042
01:10:44,394 --> 01:10:47,064
They're falling for it!
They're falling for it!
1043
01:10:47,106 --> 01:10:48,565
Ichiro!
1044
01:10:48,607 --> 01:10:50,859
I'm right here.
You're up.
1045
01:10:54,863 --> 01:10:57,825
"One, you gotta account
for elevation and wind.
1046
01:10:57,866 --> 01:10:59,368
And two...
1047
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,121
...you gotta watch for birds".
Whoops!
1048
01:11:02,162 --> 01:11:04,373
Hey, bird got in the way.
Just try again.
1049
01:11:04,414 --> 01:11:05,916
I only had the one bullet.
1050
01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:08,168
What are we going to do?!
They'll find out any minute
1051
01:11:08,210 --> 01:11:09,837
that we folded them a fake town!
1052
01:11:11,630 --> 01:11:13,090
Ha!
1053
01:11:26,061 --> 01:11:28,564
We've been tricked!
1054
01:11:38,030 --> 01:11:40,867
Oh, my...
1055
01:11:42,702 --> 01:11:46,205
Huh?
1056
01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:51,419
Time to clean up this town!
Let's go get 'em!
1057
01:11:58,926 --> 01:12:00,469
Ha!
1058
01:12:11,105 --> 01:12:12,899
Ahh!
1059
01:12:35,546 --> 01:12:36,714
Ha!
1060
01:12:40,301 --> 01:12:41,719
Hi-yah!
1061
01:12:41,761 --> 01:12:44,013
Way to go, Emiko! Woo!
1062
01:12:44,054 --> 01:12:46,306
Mom, you're embarrassing me!
1063
01:12:48,266 --> 01:12:50,227
Huh?
1064
01:12:52,771 --> 01:12:54,231
Sit!
1065
01:13:01,029 --> 01:13:03,865
It's the Shogun!
1066
01:13:09,329 --> 01:13:10,664
What was that?!
1067
01:13:10,705 --> 01:13:12,290
Now that's a car!
1068
01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:15,418
My magnificence!
1069
01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:18,338
What in the wide, wide world
of sports is going on here?
1070
01:13:18,380 --> 01:13:20,298
That's him!
That's the trouble making dog
1071
01:13:20,340 --> 01:13:23,093
that started all of this!
Arrest that dog!
1072
01:13:23,134 --> 01:13:24,594
Arrest the dog!
Yes!
1073
01:13:27,180 --> 01:13:28,640
Oh!
1074
01:13:29,015 --> 01:13:30,475
Ouch! Oh, come on!
1075
01:13:30,809 --> 01:13:32,644
Ohga! Take care of him!
1076
01:13:32,686 --> 01:13:33,728
Is he sick?
1077
01:13:33,770 --> 01:13:36,982
No, you simpleminded twit!
Finish him!
1078
01:13:37,023 --> 01:13:38,066
Yah!
1079
01:13:44,364 --> 01:13:46,741
What the mother father
cocker spaniel's going on here?!
1080
01:13:47,659 --> 01:13:49,202
Jimbo. You're alive!
1081
01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:54,040
So that's Jimbo!
See, he did date your sister!
1082
01:13:54,082 --> 01:13:58,961
OK, OK. That's enough.
Down, boy.
1083
01:13:59,003 --> 01:14:01,338
Jimbo? Is that you?
1084
01:14:01,380 --> 01:14:03,424
Toshi?
1085
01:14:03,465 --> 01:14:05,217
You... are the Shogun?
1086
01:14:05,259 --> 01:14:08,637
Yeah, sure! It took years
to work my way up through the ranks,
1087
01:14:08,679 --> 01:14:10,139
but look at me now!
1088
01:14:10,556 --> 01:14:11,932
What happened to you?
1089
01:14:11,974 --> 01:14:13,684
I was shamed, my lord.
1090
01:14:13,726 --> 01:14:16,353
I am so, so sorry.
1091
01:14:16,395 --> 01:14:17,604
I ruined your birthday.
1092
01:14:17,646 --> 01:14:21,108
Are you kidding?
Best birthday party I ever had.
1093
01:14:21,150 --> 01:14:23,736
Most surprise parties are so boring!
1094
01:14:23,819 --> 01:14:26,572
But that year,
that was a real surprise.
1095
01:14:27,156 --> 01:14:30,659
I tell that story all the time,
always brings the house down!
1096
01:14:30,701 --> 01:14:32,202
And... the stuff with your in-laws?
1097
01:14:32,244 --> 01:14:35,164
My in-laws? Oh, please,
don't get me started.
1098
01:14:35,205 --> 01:14:36,874
In-laws you don't pick.
1099
01:14:37,124 --> 01:14:40,711
Friends, you choose.
And you, Jimbo, are my friend.
1100
01:14:41,587 --> 01:14:43,047
So, you forgive me?
1101
01:14:43,172 --> 01:14:45,215
Forgiven, forgotten, no biggie.
1102
01:14:45,257 --> 01:14:48,302
Hey, life's short.
Like me. Let's move on!
1103
01:14:49,636 --> 01:14:51,472
So, what's up with the dog?
1104
01:14:51,555 --> 01:14:54,141
That "dog" was defending Kakamucho.
1105
01:14:54,308 --> 01:14:58,145
A dog defending the town? Why?
1106
01:14:58,187 --> 01:15:00,230
Because Lord Ika here
was trying to get rid of it.
1107
01:15:00,272 --> 01:15:02,691
Don't believe him. I was just
trying to get rid of that dog!
1108
01:15:02,733 --> 01:15:06,153
You see? Nike Shoe was only
trying to get rid of the dog.
1109
01:15:06,194 --> 01:15:09,072
But sir,
that dog isn't what you think he is.
1110
01:15:09,113 --> 01:15:11,366
He isn't? I'm not following you.
1111
01:15:11,574 --> 01:15:14,744
Can someone else explain this?
Allow me...
1112
01:15:14,786 --> 01:15:16,221
Ika Chu wanted to get rid of the dog
1113
01:15:16,245 --> 01:15:18,081
because he was getting
in the way of his plan
1114
01:15:18,122 --> 01:15:19,874
to frighten the cats of Kakamucho
1115
01:15:19,916 --> 01:15:22,210
so that he could wipe their town
off the map
1116
01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:25,630
in order to make his palace
absolutely perfect.
1117
01:15:25,671 --> 01:15:27,507
Wha...?
1118
01:15:27,548 --> 01:15:30,134
Did I leave anything out?
1119
01:15:30,176 --> 01:15:31,427
Brains?
1120
01:15:31,469 --> 01:15:34,555
Well, Peek-a-boo... what've
you got to say for yourself?
1121
01:15:34,597 --> 01:15:38,017
You want an explanation?
You're going to get one.
1122
01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:41,646
I am...
1123
01:15:41,687 --> 01:15:43,314
running away!
1124
01:15:43,356 --> 01:15:45,900
Looks like we got a little
more samuraiing to do.
1125
01:16:19,307 --> 01:16:20,350
Huh?
1126
01:16:31,319 --> 01:16:32,779
Ugh!
1127
01:17:03,435 --> 01:17:04,895
Oh, you...
1128
01:17:14,696 --> 01:17:17,532
Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop!
1129
01:17:17,574 --> 01:17:21,870
Right. I have something very
important to tell you, Hank.
1130
01:17:21,912 --> 01:17:23,371
What is it?
1131
01:17:23,538 --> 01:17:24,998
I am your father.
1132
01:17:25,123 --> 01:17:26,917
No, you're not.
No, I'm not.
1133
01:17:29,001 --> 01:17:31,462
Ha ha ha!
1134
01:17:31,504 --> 01:17:33,380
I distracted you!
1135
01:17:33,422 --> 01:17:37,259
I'm certainly not about
to get outwitted by a stupid dog
1136
01:17:38,052 --> 01:17:41,222
who's not even a real samurai!
1137
01:17:41,263 --> 01:17:42,723
Oh, but you're wrong.
1138
01:17:42,765 --> 01:17:44,225
I am a real samurai.
1139
01:17:44,683 --> 01:17:47,228
I got a cup right here that says so.
1140
01:17:49,230 --> 01:17:50,773
Ahh!
1141
01:17:52,191 --> 01:17:53,984
Ahh!
1142
01:17:54,026 --> 01:17:55,069
Grab on!
1143
01:17:55,110 --> 01:17:56,820
Ugh!
1144
01:17:56,862 --> 01:17:58,948
No! No, see, Ohga!
1145
01:17:58,989 --> 01:18:02,034
You don't understand this concept,
do you?
1146
01:18:02,076 --> 01:18:03,536
I will save you!
1147
01:18:08,123 --> 01:18:11,043
Oh, my!
1148
01:18:11,085 --> 01:18:14,380
No, no, no! Oh...
1149
01:18:14,421 --> 01:18:15,881
What the flush?!
1150
01:18:16,173 --> 01:18:18,926
Ohga, are you feeling
what I'm feeling?
1151
01:18:19,009 --> 01:18:20,469
I am, sir.
1152
01:18:22,638 --> 01:18:24,557
Thar she blows!
1153
01:18:37,444 --> 01:18:39,071
This palace is gonna blow.
1154
01:18:39,113 --> 01:18:42,365
And when it does, all this water's
going straight down to...
1155
01:18:42,407 --> 01:18:43,741
Kakamucho!
1156
01:18:43,783 --> 01:18:45,827
What can we do?
We don't have much time!
1157
01:18:45,868 --> 01:18:47,829
We've gotta do something!
1158
01:19:02,927 --> 01:19:05,221
One, please!
1159
01:19:14,147 --> 01:19:15,815
Guys! You gotta help me!
1160
01:19:16,482 --> 01:19:18,735
The giant toilet is overflowing!
1161
01:19:18,776 --> 01:19:20,653
Have you tried
to jiggle the handle?!
1162
01:19:20,695 --> 01:19:23,364
Too late for that!
But I have an idea!
1163
01:19:27,785 --> 01:19:29,996
We're listening!
But you better make it snappy!
1164
01:19:30,038 --> 01:19:32,457
I know we've had our differences,
but I feel like the times
1165
01:19:32,498 --> 01:19:35,251
we've actually worked together
we've really accomplished a lot,
1166
01:19:35,293 --> 01:19:37,378
so if you trust me
I think we can save the town!
1167
01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:38,796
That was pretty snappy!
1168
01:19:38,838 --> 01:19:40,506
What do you want us to do?
1169
01:19:40,798 --> 01:19:42,425
Dig!
1170
01:19:42,467 --> 01:19:43,968
But cat's don't dig!
1171
01:19:44,010 --> 01:19:45,970
OK, so you don't dig.
Can you swim?
1172
01:20:01,443 --> 01:20:03,654
You heard him, dig!
1173
01:20:38,230 --> 01:20:40,899
Hurry up!
1174
01:20:43,819 --> 01:20:46,613
No!
1175
01:20:50,617 --> 01:20:52,703
Where are they? Where are they?
1176
01:20:53,912 --> 01:20:56,081
Help, help!
1177
01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,835
Help!
1178
01:21:11,137 --> 01:21:12,221
Emiko!
1179
01:21:51,969 --> 01:21:54,096
I've got you!
1180
01:22:15,241 --> 01:22:17,786
Well, that pretty much wraps things
up.
1181
01:22:17,827 --> 01:22:20,538
Almost 85 minutes exactly.
1182
01:22:20,580 --> 01:22:25,418
All that's left is appointing
a new samurai for Kakamucho.
1183
01:22:25,460 --> 01:22:27,462
Well, what do you say, Jimbo?
1184
01:22:28,171 --> 01:22:29,923
Me, my Lord?
Hey, why not?
1185
01:22:30,048 --> 01:22:32,675
I can't think of anyone better.
Can you?
1186
01:22:34,093 --> 01:22:37,555
I can.
Kakamucho already has a samurai.
1187
01:22:37,931 --> 01:22:41,476
The dog? He can't be a samurai!
He can't be anywhere.
1188
01:22:41,518 --> 01:22:43,561
It's the law. You know the rules!
1189
01:22:43,603 --> 01:22:45,688
No dogs allowed. It's not personal.
1190
01:22:45,730 --> 01:22:48,441
It's just business.
And you know what they say:
1191
01:22:48,483 --> 01:22:50,151
There's no business...
1192
01:22:50,235 --> 01:22:53,321
...like Shogun business!
Exact-ally!
1193
01:22:54,239 --> 01:22:55,698
But he's not a dog.
1194
01:22:57,283 --> 01:23:00,370
He's... he's my friend.
1195
01:23:00,411 --> 01:23:02,997
And more than that,
he's our samurai.
1196
01:23:03,331 --> 01:23:04,749
He is?
1197
01:23:04,791 --> 01:23:06,626
That's what I was trying
to tell you.
1198
01:23:06,668 --> 01:23:09,671
Wow. You live nine lives,
you get to see everything.
1199
01:23:09,712 --> 01:23:12,048
Who knew, a dog samurai?
1200
01:23:12,090 --> 01:23:13,842
Hank is not a dog samurai.
1201
01:23:14,467 --> 01:23:16,845
Hank is a great Samurai!
1202
01:23:16,886 --> 01:23:19,472
A truly great samurai!
1203
01:23:19,514 --> 01:23:21,516
Woof, woof, woof, woof!
1204
01:23:22,642 --> 01:23:27,938
Then I dub thee...
Town Samurai of Kakamucho.
1205
01:23:27,980 --> 01:23:31,608
Eh... Actually, you already
officially appointed him.
1206
01:23:31,650 --> 01:23:32,818
I did?
1207
01:23:32,860 --> 01:23:34,987
I had an official samurai cup
and everything.
1208
01:23:35,028 --> 01:23:37,698
Oh, well, if you had
an official cup and everything,
1209
01:23:37,739 --> 01:23:39,700
I don't know what that means,
1210
01:23:39,741 --> 01:23:42,953
but I bet you don't
have an official sword!
1211
01:23:49,501 --> 01:23:50,961
Wait, please wait!
1212
01:23:52,296 --> 01:23:55,215
Thank you.
But I can't accept this hon our.
1213
01:23:55,674 --> 01:23:57,259
Why not?
Yeah, why not?
1214
01:23:58,802 --> 01:24:01,054
I have a contract with my teacher
1215
01:24:01,263 --> 01:24:03,557
that says I haven't yet
finished my training.
1216
01:24:07,728 --> 01:24:12,149
But there is someone else that's
most deserving of this hon our.
1217
01:24:12,482 --> 01:24:16,028
Emiko. You are a true samurai.
1218
01:24:18,989 --> 01:24:20,991
The little one?
Yes, my Lord.
1219
01:24:21,325 --> 01:24:23,368
She's always defended the town.
1220
01:24:23,410 --> 01:24:25,329
I will carry it with hon our.
1221
01:24:25,787 --> 01:24:27,372
I know you will.
1222
01:24:34,463 --> 01:24:36,130
Emiko!
1223
01:24:40,384 --> 01:24:43,137
So, how does it feel
to be a real samurai?
1224
01:24:43,804 --> 01:24:47,016
Good, but not as good as it will
feel someday when I'm the shogun.
1225
01:24:47,058 --> 01:24:49,310
The shogun? You?
1226
01:24:50,895 --> 01:24:52,355
You know something?
1227
01:24:52,730 --> 01:24:55,524
That ain't such a bad idea.
Sure, why not?
1228
01:24:55,566 --> 01:24:58,903
And I gotta tell ya...
It's good to be the shogun!
1229
01:25:09,830 --> 01:25:11,332
Milk's on me!
1230
01:25:14,502 --> 01:25:17,088
Kind of warms your heart,
doesn't it?
1231
01:25:17,546 --> 01:25:18,881
Ugh!
Ow!
1232
01:25:18,923 --> 01:25:20,925
What's that for?
Defend yourself!
1233
01:25:20,967 --> 01:25:22,885
Ow! Wait, wait, stop!
1234
01:25:22,927 --> 01:25:25,096
Stop, stop, no. T-Time out.
No!
1235
01:25:25,846 --> 01:25:28,099
That hurts!
Gotcha again! Haha!
1236
01:25:28,683 --> 01:25:30,226
Ow!
How does that feel?
1237
01:25:30,267 --> 01:25:32,687
This is my favourite part.
The part where YOU suffer!
1238
01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:35,064
Take that, take that!
1239
01:25:35,398 --> 01:25:36,857
Ah, gotcha again!
1240
01:25:37,233 --> 01:25:40,486
Hey, who's doing the whacking now?
C'mon! C'mon!
1241
01:26:53,808 --> 01:26:57,644
There's lots of cats in this world,
but nobody chases tails, his own,
1242
01:26:57,686 --> 01:26:59,897
or anybody else as good as Hank.
1243
01:27:02,232 --> 01:27:04,943
It's like he's got nine lives,
and he's living them all
1244
01:27:04,985 --> 01:27:06,737
at the same time.
1245
01:27:06,779 --> 01:27:08,363
And to the fullest.
1246
01:27:51,115 --> 01:27:53,075
What, a canine? Hank is a dog?
1247
01:27:53,117 --> 01:27:54,993
I thought we were singing
about a cat.
1248
01:27:55,035 --> 01:27:57,788
He's the coolest cat,
who happens to be a dog.
1249
01:27:57,830 --> 01:28:00,666
Nuh-uh, no way!
We're out of here!
1250
01:28:00,707 --> 01:28:03,877
A slobbering dog
can't be no samurai! Please!
1251
01:28:05,921 --> 01:28:08,132
...'Cause you're gonna
show 'em all...
1252
01:28:17,557 --> 01:28:20,852
Even if you're a dog.
1253
01:37:42,238 --> 01:37:45,157
Ugh, dog-gone it.
1254
01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:48,160
Still. At least I don't have to do
the sequel.
1254
01:37:49,305 --> 01:38:49,414
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