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Bonjour vous p�eji!
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Tohle je jak�si
sofistikovanost,
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kterou dostanete ze �eny,
kter� m� po��d kluka!
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A�koli elegance sv�ta
romantiky se mi vyh�b�.
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Ach, hele�. �ervenka, rozko�n�.
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Ale zlep�uju se, abych byla
pro Mikea dobrou �enou.
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Pssst...
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Nechci ho ztratit.
Je skv�lej.
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Ale "Operace zachovat si d�stojnost"
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znamen� v�buch potla�ovan�
st�e�t�nosti v nevhodnou chv�li.
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Te� zav�ete o�i.
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D�chejte...
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n�dech...
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a v�dech.
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Uvoln�n�.
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Pokojn� a v klidu.
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A otev�ete...
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Ale obecn� vzato, jsem zt�lesn�n�m
sofistikovan� p��telkyn�.
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V�m to, proto�e za A t��
vlastn�m ka�m�rov� ��l.
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A za B p�estala jsem se
chichotat p�i slov� "klob�sa".
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P�eklad NeroF
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S03E03 - Slavnostn� ve�e�e
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M��e� podepsat tohle?
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Pod�vej se na to!
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V�, jedna noc bez Mikea
a tv� prav� j� rozlet� ven.
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V�, je�t� nejsem p�ipraven� mu ��ct,
�e si d�l�m kamar�dy z ovoce.
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A nov� i ze zeleniny.
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Seznam se s panem O�e��kem.
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Zdrav�m t�!
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Nechci ho t�m odradit.
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A co to m� na sob�?
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Stalo se, �e nos�m
elastickou suk�nku.
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Proto�e jsi u�itelka
t�locviku z roku 1987?
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Proto�e nic jin�ho mi nezbylo
na sebe. Rozbila se mi pra�ka.
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Chce� si zahr�t
zhoupni muffina?
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Samoz�ejm�.
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Hodn� �t�st�.
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Hal�?
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Sakra, to je Mike!
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Panebo�e!
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Seri�l Glee!
Schovej to!
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- Modern� um�n�!
- Prima.
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Ovocn� p��tel�! Ovocn� p��tel�!
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Jel jsem tax�kem
okolo a tak...
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Chyb�l jsi mi!
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Taky jsi mi sch�zela.
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Jsem tu jenom na skok,
opravdu...
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Poj� dol�. Podej mi m�j ��l.
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Ne.
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Je sou��st� m�ho �ik vzhledu.
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Co...
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Co to je?
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To pat�� Stevie.
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Jo, je to moje.
Vlastn�, moj� kamar�dky.
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Star�m se o to,
kdy� je pry�.
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Necht�la ho
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d�t do �tulku.
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Chce� si zahr�t hru?
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Pracuju.
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No tak. Mohly bychom si zahr�t
hru "Jak� jsem obilovina?"
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Nebo "M��eme nacpat
Stevie do pol�t��e?"
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Promi�.
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Kalhotky se mi p�esunuli, ehm...
...na sever.
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Konkr�tn�,
na severo-severo-v�chod.
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Promi�.
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Promi�te.
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Tohle jsou ve�ejn� prostory!
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Promi�, ale vyprala jsem tenhle
posledn� p�r v my�ce na n�dob�
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a ta je tak n�jak roz�ah�ala.
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Bylo to d�mysln�!
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Ach, bo�e, ne...
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Za��n� to te� b�t vlastn�
opravdu nep��jemn�.
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Mus�m si svl�knout kalhotky.
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Promi�te, pane, neuvid�la
jsem v�s a ne�ekla si:
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"Mus�m si svl�knout kalhotky."
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Nejsem oplzl�.
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Omluvte m�.
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Omluvte m�.
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Ne, nejsem si jist� touhle
mis� "zvl�tn�ho odhalen�".
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- Moc se v�m omlouv�m.
- Ne, to nen� v po��dku.
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D�l� m� jen tenk� suk�nka
od �pln�ho odhalen�. Opatrn�.
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Jak si m��e� myslet, �e zapad�
do sv�ta vztah� dosp�l�ch,
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je nad moje ch�p�n�.
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Za tohle tvrzen�
od tebe ��d�m omluvu.
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P�edst�r�, �e jsi n�kdo,
kdo nejsi, kdy� jsi s Mikeem,
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pak sta�� jedna noc
bez n�ho a jsi zase d�t�
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a zm�nka o tom, �e jsi
naostro, je k popuk�n�.
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Jen vypichuju tvou zralost
tak, jak ji zn�m.
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Jen ��rl�,
Sle�no Samopichov�!
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Jsem funguj�c� dosp�l�
ve zral�m vztahu.
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Drahou�ku...
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Nesu ti povle�en�.
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Vy�ehlila jsem to s Knight Riderem,
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proto�e David Hasselhof
vypadal divn�.
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V�e, co Penny d�l�, je jen,
�e ti d�v� �ivot do po��dku.
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Dovolte, sle��nko Oompa Loompa.
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M�m velmi ru�n� �ivot.
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Odvedla jsem spoustu pr�ce v kuchyni.
Jsou tu ob�dy, grilov�n�...
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Tento t�den d�l�m gril
na grilu na grilov�n�.
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Ud�lala jsem to jen proto, �e si
Miranda mus� sehnat nov�ho instalat�ra.
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Je to hned tady, ��fiku,
k�mo, m�j p��teli, jasn�?
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Chcete pivko? N�co k sn�dku?
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Ok, zlato, jen rychle zat�sn�me
tuhle �kv�ru, m��em'?
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Fajn, jdu do m�sta
jako zral� dosp�l�,
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kompletn� odhalen�.
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Vlastn� si te� za��n�m
u��vat volnost.
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Je to b�je�n�!
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Chod�m naostro od...
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Ne��kej to.
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Koupala jsem se t�ikr�t
s plav��kem �pln� nah�.
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Takov� �vanda!
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Nikdy u� se nevzpamatuju.
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To je v�tr!
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Jak si porad� s uli�kami
s mra�en�m j�dlem?
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Seri�zn� �ena.
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Jsem naostro.
Nechte si chutnat va�e koule.
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- Ahoj, Gary. Ahoj, Rose.
- �au.
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Kam si dal ty brind��ky,
M���nku?
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Co se tu d�je?
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No, m�l jsem jim pohl�dat d�t�,
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ale mus�m te� narychlo
vyplnit tuhle ��dost o �v�r.
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�ekni j� to.
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Kupuje restauraci!
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Tyjo, to je tak senza�n�, Gary!
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- D�kuju ti.
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- Gratuluju, zlato.
- D�ky, mil��ku.
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M�j se.
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Jsi si jistej, �e n�m
nem��e� pomoct, Gary?
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No, hal�? Pan� na hl�d�n�.
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Ale, hal�? Zodpov�dnost.
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Hal�, sprost�.
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Odsajeme trochu ml��ka.
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Je�t� koj�te.
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No, nic nep�ekon�
m�mino latt�.
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Tak�e, dobr� zpr�vy...
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Miranda se nab�dla na hl�d�n�.
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Fajn...
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Jsme zoufal�.
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Je to jen na p�r hodin.
Jsme objednan� v nemocnici.
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Jde na po�evn� v�t�r.
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Ach, fajn, OK.
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Tak to je ten druh slov, kter� byste
m�li jen nazna�it rty, jasn�?
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(Po�evn� v�t�r.)
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- Chceme se pokusit o dal��.
- Mo�n�, �e se pokus�me o dal��.
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- Jen j� m��u mluvit za svoji vag�nu.
- Pro�?!
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Pro�?
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# Pro�...Delilo...
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# Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-w���...#
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Zabav� se s tetou Mirandou.
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Zamluvili jsme hodinu zp�v�n�
v d�tsk�m hrac�m centru.
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Tak�e, pl�nky, ubrousky, n�hradn�
ubrousky, eh... Pan B� b�.
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Tak poj�, jdeme, knedl��ku!
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D�ky. Jsi m�j zachr�nce.
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- Skoro jsme se pol�bili.
- Jo.
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Fajn, OK.
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Sofistikovan� �ena proch�z�.
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Madam!
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Jdeme se bavit, �e?
Mali...
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Pravd�podobn� se
mi zasekl ��l v...
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�ekla bych, �e se zasekl...
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# Je skoro �as to dozp�vat
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# Tak�e si d�me posledn� kolo
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# Ona zp�v� v�e!
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# Je to �pln� super!
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# A na t� farm�... #
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Jsem na �ad�? Eh...
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Delf�na m�l.
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Kreativn�.
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A ten...
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Chrrrr sem...
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Mlask-mlask...tam...
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Sem Mu����...
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...tam Chrrrr...
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Na v�echny strany
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mlask-mlask
chrrrooo-chr���
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Chrrrr chrrrr
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# Tak a tady skon��me. #
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Pohyb, pohyb!
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Ach, ruplo mi v z�dech.
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Fajn, OK! D�ti za zadkem.
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Ach, vy smrd�te.
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# N�kdo se n�m tu trochu zasekl. #
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Tohle je jedin� cesta dol�.
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Ale moje z�da. Nem��u a boj�m se.
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Promi�te, j� prost�...
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Ach, m�j bo�e!
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Ach, moje z�da!
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Ano, ano, j�...
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Ano, mysl�m, �e to
budeme moct napravit.
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Tak�e, kdybyste se svl�kla
do podprsenky...
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Podprsenky, t�lka a
kalhotek, potom...
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Za chvilku jsem zp�tky.
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Jsem naostro!
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Ano, 20 mg Voltarolu
by m�lo sta�it.
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A �ekn�te ji, �e s n� promluv�m,
a� tu dokon��m prohl�dku.
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Ach, m�j!
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Ach, tak.
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Vy ten pap�r pot�ebujete
na leh�tku.
199
00:09:41,311 --> 00:09:44,046
Domn�vala jsem se,
�e to tu bylo na origami.
200
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:48,031
Proto ty origami
kalhotky-poml�ka-plenky.
201
00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:50,806
U� v�m n�kdo
ud�lal labu� nebo...?
202
00:09:50,886 --> 00:09:53,339
Ne, jste prvn� pacient,
co ud�lal origami.
203
00:09:53,818 --> 00:09:56,560
Tak, to je pak ��astn� den
pro n�s pro oba, �e?
204
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:01,638
Tak�e kdybyste si sem
lehla na z�da, pros�m?
205
00:10:01,678 --> 00:10:03,566
Tak pravil chiropraktik pacientovi.
206
00:10:04,684 --> 00:10:05,987
Ne? OK.
207
00:10:12,899 --> 00:10:14,069
Nazd�rek!
208
00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:15,795
Intimn�, �e?
209
00:10:15,835 --> 00:10:18,175
Po tomhle bychom se
m�li zasnoubit, pane.
210
00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,045
P���esek!
211
00:10:20,155 --> 00:10:21,286
P���esek!
212
00:10:34,643 --> 00:10:38,142
- Snad abyste si lehla
na bok, pros�m? - Ano.
213
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,223
D�kuji.
214
00:10:44,106 --> 00:10:46,673
Zrovna jsme naplnili
n� z�vazek?
215
00:10:48,257 --> 00:10:51,382
Te� u� jen posledn� chvat, OK?
216
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,105
Hezk� den ti p�eju.
217
00:11:00,185 --> 00:11:03,400
Za prv�, pro� m� na sob�
sv�j "Kde je Miranda" kost�m?
218
00:11:04,017 --> 00:11:07,325
A za B, jak se vyvedl
tv�j dosp�l�ck� den ve m�st�?
219
00:11:07,365 --> 00:11:10,592
Za prv�, u� mi zbylo na sebe
jen tohle, pra�ka je je�t� rozbit�.
220
00:11:10,806 --> 00:11:15,296
A za B, zasekla jsem se v tunelu
v d�tsk�m centru, odd�lala jsem si z�da,
221
00:11:15,336 --> 00:11:18,553
�la jsem k chiropraktikovi,
kde jsem si prdla a zfoukla sv��ku.
222
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,847
- J� tomu...
- J� v�m. J� v�m.
223
00:11:21,887 --> 00:11:24,367
A m�sto abych se p�es to
p�enesla jako norm�ln� t�ic�tka,
224
00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:26,936
se sklenkou v�na a
s m�dn�m �as�kem v ruce,
225
00:11:27,016 --> 00:11:31,455
jsem si v�era fixou ud�lala
z prsou duo Jedward.
226
00:11:34,308 --> 00:11:37,021
Mike si uv�dom�, �e jsem
k ni�emu a odkopne m�.
227
00:11:37,101 --> 00:11:37,965
Pak tedy, sire,
228
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:41,702
p�ed v�s h�z�m "Je �as dosp�t a
poradit si bez maminky" rukavi�ku.
229
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Dobr�, sire, zved�m va�i rukavi�ku.
230
00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:48,796
S vervou a nasazen�m v�s
s n� popl�c�m po obli�ej��ku.
231
00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:50,340
Ahoj, Sv�r�zku!
232
00:11:50,514 --> 00:11:51,386
(�au!)
233
00:11:52,353 --> 00:11:54,886
Posly�, ohledn� ve�era,
pr�v� mi volal t�ta.
234
00:11:54,926 --> 00:11:57,363
Nen� na tom dob�e, tak jsem
mu �ekl, �e si s n�m vyraz�m.
235
00:11:57,403 --> 00:11:58,246
Bez obav.
236
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,858
Vlastn� m� po��dal,
abych t� s n�m sezn�mil.
237
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,904
To je ale krok.
Nejsem si jist� jestli...
238
00:12:02,944 --> 00:12:04,589
- Rukavi�ka!
- RUKAVI�KA!
239
00:12:05,217 --> 00:12:06,456
Promi�.
240
00:12:06,882 --> 00:12:10,054
Ano, dobr�, ne. R�da
pozn�m otce sv�ho p��tele.
241
00:12:10,135 --> 00:12:12,187
P�ive� ho, j� uva��m.
242
00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:13,384
Super!
243
00:12:14,170 --> 00:12:17,169
Trochu nerv�zn�. S p�edchoz�mi
d�vkami tak trochu vyrazil dve�e.
244
00:12:17,249 --> 00:12:18,336
Vyrazil dve�e?
245
00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:19,337
On je...
246
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:20,343
P�ehnan� n�ro�n�.
247
00:12:20,383 --> 00:12:20,843
V�n�?
248
00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:22,517
(Pom�c!)
249
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,882
Za�ila jsem ti bombar...
250
00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:27,781
# Bar, bar, bar, bar
Barbara Ann... #
251
00:12:28,088 --> 00:12:30,486
A� tak jsem nad�en� z dne�n�ho ve�era.
252
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,283
Uvid�me se pak.
253
00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:35,881
Promi�, matko.
254
00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:37,124
Promi�.
255
00:12:37,525 --> 00:12:40,299
To jen, �e jsem s rukavic�,
256
00:12:40,501 --> 00:12:44,022
a tak od te� na sebe beru
ve�ker� dosp�l�ck� �lohy.
257
00:12:44,062 --> 00:12:47,343
Dnes budu va�it pro
otce sv�ho kluka.
258
00:12:47,383 --> 00:12:49,079
OB�: Sire!
259
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,785
Ale pro Mikeova otce?
260
00:12:52,054 --> 00:12:53,864
Ehm... Jo, to je fajn,
to je fajn.
261
00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:56,278
Jsem velmi r�da,
�e se m� to net�k�...
262
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,146
Sire.
263
00:12:57,636 --> 00:12:59,616
Sbohem, Mirando, �ij blaze.
264
00:12:59,643 --> 00:13:03,265
Skleni�ky na v�no, ne ty oby�ejn�
a pou�ij ten servis po teti�ce.
265
00:13:03,345 --> 00:13:04,670
Penny! B�!
266
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,590
- Kterej to je?
- Ten z kyti�kama.
267
00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:08,754
Ne, co je servis?
Tal��e nebo l�i�ky?
268
00:13:08,794 --> 00:13:09,913
Ach, bo�e ochra�uj n�s!
269
00:13:09,953 --> 00:13:11,676
- Sbohem, drahou�ku.
- Sbohem, mami!
270
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:13,282
Je to pro va�e vlastn� dobro!
271
00:13:16,986 --> 00:13:20,234
(�erven� v�no - maso. B�l� v�no - ryba.
A p�i pochyb�ch - online kucha�ka.)
272
00:13:20,274 --> 00:13:20,647
Hej!
273
00:13:21,453 --> 00:13:23,037
V�d�la jsem,
�e to nikdy nedok�e�.
274
00:13:23,077 --> 00:13:25,238
"Zral� vztah"?
275
00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:28,908
Tak te�, u� m�m
t�ch pochyb dost,
276
00:13:28,988 --> 00:13:31,550
Sle��nko a pan� Pochybova�n�.
277
00:13:31,956 --> 00:13:32,844
Jo?
278
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:37,411
A dnes uspo��d�m
slavnostn� ve�e�i pro p�ry.
279
00:13:37,491 --> 00:13:43,744
A bez va�� pomoci, uspo��d�m
soir�e s dom�c� stravou
280
00:13:43,784 --> 00:13:45,310
a hezk�m servisem,
281
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,389
co� jsou tal��e.
282
00:13:48,004 --> 00:13:50,692
A k tomu bude
na m� hi-fi hr�t Bubl�,
283
00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:53,690
a to u� se ani nesm�ju
jm�nu Bubl...
284
00:13:54,384 --> 00:13:56,623
Je v tom "boob"!
(koza-prso)
285
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:03,500
Stevie, jestli si bude� schopn�
do ve�era sehnat kluka, tak p�ij�.
286
00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:09,789
Tak, ingredience.
287
00:14:09,869 --> 00:14:12,542
Zdrav�m t�, alfalfo.
288
00:14:12,622 --> 00:14:15,588
Myslela jsem, �e jsi lama,
ale srde�n� t� v�t�m.
289
00:14:15,893 --> 00:14:17,517
Fajn, pust�me se do toho.
290
00:14:17,597 --> 00:14:18,929
Nem��e to b�t tak t�k�!
291
00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:21,487
Je to opravdu t�k�!
292
00:14:22,649 --> 00:14:25,883
Jeden krok zn�l,
roztan�ete mrkev.
293
00:14:25,923 --> 00:14:26,744
Roztan�it?!
294
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,924
M�m ji snad k tomu
hr�t na bic� a tan�it?
295
00:14:30,075 --> 00:14:31,284
Sv�m mrkv�m?
296
00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:35,370
Spletla jsem si l�. s v.l�.
297
00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:40,105
Sna��m se ud�lat terinu
z lososa jako p�edkrm.
298
00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:47,775
Kdo dok�e odtrhnout
�ist� kousek f�lie?
299
00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:53,308
Chystala jsem se ud�lat
pala�inky jako mou�n�k, ale...
300
00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:59,412
Penisov� t�stoviny,
co to tu d�l�?
301
00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:01,283
J�st to po t�ic�tce
u� nen� z�bavn�.
302
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,940
Vid�m jen
jednu mo�nost.
303
00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:06,600
Promi�te...
304
00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:09,630
Sl�va! Terina!
305
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,674
Dokonce i brambory!
306
00:15:11,796 --> 00:15:13,594
Pro� se obt�ujeme s va�en�m?
307
00:15:13,634 --> 00:15:14,245
Pro�?
308
00:15:14,285 --> 00:15:16,717
Ud�l�m jim tenhle ryb� z�vin
k ve�e�i a nikdy se to nedozv�!
309
00:15:16,797 --> 00:15:20,211
# Chvalme M&S, �e n�m
p�ipravuje j�dlo na st�l,
310
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,903
# proto�e z va�en� ��l�me.
Jsme zanepr�zdn�n�/l�n�.
311
00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:25,476
# I jin� prodejny potravin
jsou dostupn�! #
312
00:15:25,556 --> 00:15:26,817
- Mil�!
- D�kuji!
313
00:15:26,857 --> 00:15:28,157
Te� u� b�te, d�my, b�te.
314
00:15:28,197 --> 00:15:30,300
P�endejte to do sv�ho
n�dob� a zap�rejte!
315
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,910
Kdo mi rozvrtal ten p�ehoz?
316
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:36,745
Jse� si jist�, �e ti nevad�,
�e tu hl�d�me d�t�?
317
00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:38,442
Opravdu se omlouv�m, ale musel
jsem to Chrisovi a Alison vynahradit.
318
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:39,076
Samoz�ejm�.
319
00:15:39,163 --> 00:15:41,110
M��u sem d�t d�tskou ch�vi�ku?
320
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,363
J� nezasahuju.
321
00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:46,649
Kdyby ano, tak bych �ekla:
"Vy�isti si tu skvrnu z �at�."
322
00:15:47,435 --> 00:15:48,596
Nic ne��k�m.
323
00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:51,331
Matko, tohle je m�dlo,
proto�e jsem si to �istila
324
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:53,225
a zavolala jsem zp�t
toho instalat�ra.
325
00:15:53,305 --> 00:15:57,237
Jsem dosp�l�, kter� m�
pod kontrolou sv� klob�sky.
326
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,048
Tohle je m�j p��tel Norman.
327
00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:13,758
P�i�li jsme na slavnostn� ve�e�i.
328
00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:16,906
Zcela z�eteln� jsi p�it�hla
doprav�ka z ulice.
329
00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:18,784
Ne, ne, v�d�me se.
330
00:16:18,824 --> 00:16:19,820
Slez ze m�!
331
00:16:21,884 --> 00:16:22,601
Zlato...
332
00:16:23,004 --> 00:16:25,035
- Poj� a pomoz mi s n�m.
- Jo, jo, jist�.
333
00:16:25,113 --> 00:16:27,505
Dosta� to pry�!
334
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,508
Ano, koupila si obchod
asi p�ed 4 roky...
335
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:30,989
Dopr�ic! Jsou tady.
336
00:16:31,069 --> 00:16:32,836
OK, chovejte se norm�ln�,
chovejte se norm�ln�.
337
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:36,053
Ne, v�c p�irozen�.
V�c p�irozen�. Jen...
338
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,641
Mirando!
339
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,827
Tohle je m�j otec.
340
00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:48,025
Nu�e...
341
00:16:48,436 --> 00:16:48,968
Nu�e...
342
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,821
Velmi r�d v�s pozn�v�m, Mirando.
343
00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:54,797
Tak� v�s velmi r�da pozn�v�m,
pane Jackforde.
344
00:16:54,877 --> 00:16:55,977
��kejte mi Valerie.
345
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,427
Jo, dobrej f�r, ��kejte mi Derek!
346
00:16:57,919 --> 00:16:59,949
T�ta se jmenuje Valerie.
347
00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:02,082
Jak ��kaj� tvoj� m�m�, Dave?
348
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:06,625
Dobr�! Ehm...
349
00:17:07,065 --> 00:17:09,580
Dovolte, abych v�s p�edstavila sv� matce.
350
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:12,674
Pro tento ve�er jste
pan Valerie Nezadan�, kdy�...
351
00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:16,569
Tati, to je Penny.
352
00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:19,081
Stevie, chiropraktik,
to je ten chiropraktik!
353
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:19,886
Ne!
354
00:17:20,883 --> 00:17:23,568
Pane, ehm...
Mohu v�m vz�t kab�t?
355
00:17:23,913 --> 00:17:24,693
Promi�.
356
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,042
Rozko�n� a va�e kl��e?
357
00:17:27,122 --> 00:17:29,626
Nebo je m�m hodit do misky?
358
00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:37,163
To je vtip!
359
00:17:37,243 --> 00:17:38,732
To je vtip!
360
00:17:38,812 --> 00:17:41,253
- Promi�. Jsi v pohod�?
- Ano, jist�. Ano.
361
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:45,426
Tak, sedn�te si, dovolte mi
nat�epat v�m pol�t��ek.
362
00:17:46,046 --> 00:17:48,511
Obslu�te se klob�skami.
363
00:17:49,245 --> 00:17:53,338
Mohu v�m nab�dnout
sklenku �erven�ho?
364
00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:56,804
Jsem tak na vyra�en� ze dve��!
365
00:17:58,823 --> 00:17:59,743
P���esek!
366
00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:01,522
P���esek! P���esek!
367
00:18:06,193 --> 00:18:08,233
Tady se to nese.
368
00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:09,178
D�kuji v�m.
369
00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:13,456
Te� si odpo�i�te
v m� �diby a plky z�n�.
370
00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:24,606
Tak�e...
371
00:18:24,882 --> 00:18:28,143
Pr�v� ud�lal ohromnej bobek,
�e ho m�l a� k podpa��.
372
00:18:28,579 --> 00:18:30,602
V takov�m p��pad�,
mysl�m, �e odch�z�m.
373
00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:35,510
To byl vtip, no jo!
374
00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:36,995
Byl to vtip.
375
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,946
Jednou jsem se posral.
376
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,891
Tak, dovolte mi, spravit
v�m chu� z�kuskem.
377
00:18:54,971 --> 00:18:56,730
M�m syfilis.
378
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:00,439
Physalis!
379
00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:03,756
Physalis, to ovoce, exotick� ovoce.
380
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:05,802
Nem�m syfilis.
381
00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:10,620
Opo�d�n� sm�ch.
382
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,052
Nyn� v�te, co je jako z�kusek,
383
00:19:13,092 --> 00:19:16,121
ale jako p�edkrm m�me
terinu z uzen�ho lososa,
384
00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:18,275
a jako hlavn� chod
budeme m�t jehn���.
385
00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:20,972
Tak�e, teriny.
Jen je vynd�m.
386
00:19:21,173 --> 00:19:22,975
A teriny taky.
387
00:19:23,323 --> 00:19:26,026
Je to vtip o tom, �e vynd�te
ven prsa m�sto terin.
388
00:19:26,304 --> 00:19:28,016
Jeden f�r pro v�s.
389
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:35,424
Nic.
390
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,425
- Vypad� to p�kn�.
- D�kuju.
391
00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:43,474
M��eme se pomodlit?
392
00:19:43,554 --> 00:19:45,803
- Dob�e. Ach, ano.
- Ano, jist�, to v�dycky d�l�me.
393
00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:48,368
J�?
394
00:19:48,474 --> 00:19:49,168
Dobr�...
395
00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:51,712
Ehm...
396
00:19:53,052 --> 00:19:54,404
Pane, ehm...
397
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,770
D�kujeme...ti za...hudbu.
398
00:20:00,338 --> 00:20:02,440
Za p�sn�, kter� zp�v�me.
399
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:06,806
D�kujeme ti za tv�j
nebesk� chl�b.
400
00:20:06,886 --> 00:20:10,304
Nebesk�m chlebem m�
krm, dokud budu cht�t.
401
00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:12,743
# Budu cht�t! #
402
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:16,076
Krm m�, dokud budu cht�t,
tak moc,
403
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,786
d�kuju velmi moc,
tob� Bo�e, pros�m, amen.
404
00:20:22,315 --> 00:20:23,801
Vynikaj�c�!
405
00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:27,139
Co jste pou�ila?
406
00:20:27,714 --> 00:20:29,202
No...dovednosti...
407
00:20:29,282 --> 00:20:31,023
...a kuchy�sk� n��in�...
408
00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:33,617
...terinovou sm�s, terinov� pr�ek.
409
00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:36,670
Mysl�m, �e m�m ve sv�
terin� kousek kalhotek.
410
00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:39,200
To budou Mirandiny.
Musela je pr�t v my�ce.
411
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:45,847
Fajn, omluvte m�,
jen zkontroluju ���vu.
412
00:20:59,536 --> 00:21:00,504
J� jdu.
413
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,799
Tak�e, u� jste p�em��lela
o d�tech, Mirando?
414
00:21:02,879 --> 00:21:04,799
V�echno to
cint�n� a bl�bolen�,
415
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:06,200
m�li byste hodn� spole�n�ho.
416
00:21:09,197 --> 00:21:10,262
Tati!
417
00:21:11,299 --> 00:21:15,310
Mysl�te si, �e byste se dovedl
sm�t p�itom, kdy� ten vtip d�l�te?
418
00:21:18,283 --> 00:21:21,677
Tak bychom p�ede�li
p�ed�asn�m trnut�m.
419
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,901
Mysl�m, �e by byla skv�l� m�ma.
420
00:21:23,997 --> 00:21:28,809
No, u� m� (velmi slab�)
P�NEVN� DNO.
421
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,199
Takov� �vanda!
422
00:21:33,591 --> 00:21:37,597
Penny, pro� n�m n�co nepov�
o pr�ci, kterou m� hotovou?
423
00:21:37,690 --> 00:21:39,177
Ano, s ��m jste hotov�?
424
00:21:39,217 --> 00:21:41,218
Ty vr�sky, co vid�m...
425
00:21:41,298 --> 00:21:43,014
Ve sv� kuchyni.
426
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:45,764
Ve sv� kuchyni, ty starej pitomej...
427
00:21:45,844 --> 00:21:47,506
Nezahrajeme si hru, co?
428
00:21:47,546 --> 00:21:50,289
# Hlava, ramena, kolena a �pi�ky,
kolena a �pi�ky... #
429
00:21:50,369 --> 00:21:53,198
- To je hra pro d�ti!
- Ano! Sm�nej n�vrh.
430
00:21:53,238 --> 00:21:56,024
Chci ��ct, �e d�v�m
p�ednost konverzaci.
431
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:56,879
Tak�e, ehm...
432
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,326
Tak�e, Normane, jak�
jsou va�e z�liby?
433
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:03,641
R�d nech�v�m ko�ata
j�st z m�ho plnovousu.
434
00:22:03,826 --> 00:22:05,534
- Zahrajeme si hru?
- Mysl�m, �e bychom si m�li zahr�t.
435
00:22:05,696 --> 00:22:08,187
- Poj�me si zahr�t hru.
- Co takhle hru "��m byste byli"?
436
00:22:08,267 --> 00:22:10,023
V�te, kdybyste se mohli prom�nit
ve zv��e na jednu noc,
437
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,805
jako vlkodlak, jak� zv��e
byste cht�li b�t?
438
00:22:11,885 --> 00:22:15,368
Co�e, jako�e Valerie
by byl tup�-dlak?
439
00:22:15,408 --> 00:22:17,680
# Hlava, ramena, kolena a �pi�ky,
kolena a �pi�ky... #
440
00:22:18,052 --> 00:22:20,089
Jehn��� vypad� v po��dku,
Ud�lala jsem nov� v�pek,
441
00:22:20,129 --> 00:22:21,452
vydolov�v�m to.
442
00:22:23,436 --> 00:22:24,932
Moje maso se za�lo hejbat.
443
00:22:24,991 --> 00:22:26,456
Hork�! Pravidlo p�ti vte�in.
444
00:22:26,536 --> 00:22:28,182
Hork�! Pravidlo p�ti vte�in.
445
00:22:28,262 --> 00:22:30,056
Hork�! Pravidlo p�ti vte�in.
446
00:22:36,478 --> 00:22:38,776
Co se tu d�je?
447
00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:40,452
Moje maso se za�lo hejbat.
448
00:22:40,532 --> 00:22:42,002
Valerie si mysl�,
�e jsem ��lenec.
449
00:22:42,082 --> 00:22:43,980
- Ty mi nepom�h�.
- Te�, poslouchej.
450
00:22:44,061 --> 00:22:46,833
M�m r�da Mikea a ty jsi
pro n�j v�c, ne� dost dobr�.
451
00:22:46,913 --> 00:22:49,349
Nem�m r�da Valerieho.
452
00:22:49,429 --> 00:22:53,028
Nenech�m si diktovat
od Stevie, ��len�ho leprik�na,
453
00:22:53,108 --> 00:22:55,380
a od mu�e s mrtv�m
jezevcem na hlav�.
454
00:22:56,213 --> 00:22:58,782
- My dr��me p�i sob�.
- Ach, maminko!
455
00:22:58,861 --> 00:23:00,737
Pomoz mi s nov�m hlavn�m chodem.
456
00:23:01,261 --> 00:23:01,963
Mami!
457
00:23:02,043 --> 00:23:04,801
Mikrovlnka za chv�li zap�p�. Dala jsem
tam brambory z Marks & Spencera.
458
00:23:04,881 --> 00:23:06,676
Co to tam vy dv� d�l�te?
459
00:23:06,756 --> 00:23:08,018
OB�: Nic!
460
00:23:11,865 --> 00:23:13,841
Promi�te, mysleli jsme,
�e jsme vid�li...
461
00:23:13,921 --> 00:23:14,780
- My�.
- MY�!
462
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:15,437
Co�e?
463
00:23:18,319 --> 00:23:19,613
Opravdu, zlato?
464
00:23:19,795 --> 00:23:22,201
Mus� se vzmu�it.
465
00:23:22,281 --> 00:23:27,102
Jsem tak r�da, �e od n�j moje dcera
p�e�la k tv�mu synovi, Vanesso.
466
00:23:29,434 --> 00:23:31,231
Co t�m chce� ��ct, p�e�la?
467
00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:34,284
M�la pro Garyho l�ta slabost.
468
00:23:34,783 --> 00:23:36,784
- Nebylo to nic v�n�ho.
- ...nic v�n�ho.
469
00:23:36,864 --> 00:23:39,055
Tak bylo to v�n�
nebo nebylo?
470
00:23:39,135 --> 00:23:41,003
No, jestli m��e�
nazvat p�r rande...
471
00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:41,963
Vy jste randili?
472
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,289
No, nic se nikdy skute�n� nestalo.
473
00:23:44,369 --> 00:23:47,803
Tak o tom mi pov�dej!
Spolu, od sebe, spolu, od sebe...
474
00:23:49,715 --> 00:23:51,441
A po��d chcete b�t spolu?
475
00:23:51,521 --> 00:23:53,725
OBA: Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne!
476
00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:55,671
Ne!
477
00:23:57,822 --> 00:24:00,007
- Pom��u ti.
- Rose...
478
00:24:06,527 --> 00:24:09,561
'V�bec Mirand� nepom�h�.'
479
00:24:09,641 --> 00:24:12,682
'Stejn� je na cest� k por�ce,
s t�m Valeriem.'
480
00:24:12,762 --> 00:24:16,365
'Jej� prvn� po��dnej p��tel
a jeho otec m� povahu
481
00:24:16,445 --> 00:24:18,421
'samoobslu�n� pokladny.'
482
00:24:19,276 --> 00:24:21,783
'A ten p���esek!
je to jak zdechlina!'
483
00:24:21,823 --> 00:24:22,624
'No jo...
484
00:24:22,704 --> 00:24:26,108
'Kdy� bude Miranda zoufal�,
tak to m��eme aspo� ugrilovat!'
485
00:24:29,279 --> 00:24:31,936
'Tahle ch�vi�ka je zapnut�, �e?'
486
00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,973
OB�: Nestydat� ��r�n�.
487
00:24:53,102 --> 00:24:54,886
Pane, mohu v�m
nab�dnout n�co k pit�?
488
00:24:54,966 --> 00:24:56,686
Necht�l byste �aj,
t�eba he�m�nek?
489
00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:58,347
M� i �erven� k�ov�.
490
00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,000
Ten �aj, rooibos �aj!
491
00:25:02,953 --> 00:25:05,562
Promi�te, d�lala jsem
p�edt�m pala�inky.
492
00:25:05,642 --> 00:25:06,207
(Promi�te.)
493
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,935
Dobr�, synu, u� toho m�m dost.
494
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,929
Nest�l jsem o to, j�t na
takzvanou slavnostn� ve�e�i,
495
00:25:20,969 --> 00:25:24,154
jen abych byl ur�en ��len�mi kamar�dy
tv� p��telkyn� a jej� dysfunk�n� rodinou.
496
00:25:24,234 --> 00:25:26,807
Dovolte, moje funk�ina
nen� dysrodinn�.
497
00:25:26,848 --> 00:25:28,966
My nejsme fysdunk�n�.
498
00:25:29,151 --> 00:25:31,660
Pane Jackforde, v�m, �e jsem
se nep�edvedla moc dob�e,
499
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,222
ale jsem zp�sobil� �ena.
500
00:25:33,302 --> 00:25:37,033
Tak pro� v�m stoup�
p�na kuchyn�?
501
00:25:37,073 --> 00:25:39,647
Ale ne! Dala jsem
do my�ky jar.
502
00:25:39,853 --> 00:25:41,622
J� jsem norm�ln�!
503
00:25:41,758 --> 00:25:42,334
Hal�?
504
00:25:42,519 --> 00:25:45,535
Vejdu dovnit� jedin�, kdy� mi zase
nebudete depilovat zadek, jasn�?
505
00:25:47,902 --> 00:25:50,059
To jsou penisov� t�stoviny?
506
00:25:50,139 --> 00:25:50,855
Fajn!
507
00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:51,870
Tak dost!
508
00:25:51,956 --> 00:25:54,068
Pou�t�m rukavi�ku.
509
00:25:54,188 --> 00:25:57,035
Posledn� dva dny jsem
se sna�ila b�t dosp�l�,
510
00:25:57,115 --> 00:26:00,899
ale nem�m u� z�jem ��dit
se pravidly pro dosp�l�.
511
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:03,353
Chci d�lat z�bavn� v�ci,
kter� m� �in� ��astnou,
512
00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:07,502
co� mimochodem pro va�i zaj�mavost
zahrnuje vyr�b�n� zeleninok�mo��.
513
00:26:07,582 --> 00:26:10,006
Seznamte se s panem O�e��kem.
514
00:26:11,206 --> 00:26:12,819
Mo�n� m� nazvete d�ckem.
515
00:26:12,894 --> 00:26:13,604
Fajn.
516
00:26:13,724 --> 00:26:17,524
Kdyby jen dosp�l� mohli m�t jen
sebemen�� d�tskou radost okam�iku,
517
00:26:17,604 --> 00:26:20,175
pak up��mn�, bylo by
na tomto sv�t� l�p.
518
00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:23,077
A ta terina?
519
00:26:23,157 --> 00:26:24,763
Z Marks & Spenceru.
520
00:26:28,239 --> 00:26:31,100
Vsad�m se, �e si te� r�d,
�e ta v�c s n� je u� minulost�.
521
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:34,300
Ne. Miranda je moje
nejlep�� kamar�dka, Rose
522
00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:36,300
a te� ne�eknu to,
co bys cht�la sly�et,
523
00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:38,000
tak�e, jestli se s t�m
nehodl� sm��it, tak v� co?
524
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,000
Je konec.
525
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,100
Fajn!
526
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,957
Poj�, Mikeu.
527
00:26:47,037 --> 00:26:48,529
Ne, j� z�st�v�m.
528
00:26:49,558 --> 00:26:52,863
Tyhle posledn� dva dny jsem se b�l,
�e nejsi, jakou jsem myslel, �e jsi,
529
00:26:52,943 --> 00:26:54,500
proto�e jsem...
530
00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:56,220
se do tebe zamilov�val.
531
00:26:56,287 --> 00:27:00,022
Tv�j komick� smysl pro humor,
a tv�j...
532
00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:03,660
�sm�v a zp�sob jak�m m� dok�e�
dostat z m� nudn� schr�nky a...
533
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,623
Kdy� jsem sly�el,
co jsi te� �ekla...
534
00:27:07,281 --> 00:27:10,046
Jsem si uv�domil, �e jsem
se do tebe zamiloval.
535
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,007
Miluji t�, Sv�r�zku.
536
00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,410
Odprejskni!
537
00:27:25,290 --> 00:27:27,741
A v�, co bych opravdu
cht�l te� ud�lat?
538
00:27:28,153 --> 00:27:30,026
OBA: Souboj s p�nou!
539
00:27:34,102 --> 00:27:36,848
Sledovali jste...
540
00:28:05,787 --> 00:28:07,151
P�eklad a �asov�n�
541
00:28:07,231 --> 00:28:11,182
NeroF
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