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Okay, let's see
if we can pull that sleeve up
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far enough,
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or you might have
to take off your blouse.
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How's this?
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Oh, that
should be fine.
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You can leave
your shirt on.
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Boo. I'm out of here.
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Boring PG-13 blood drive.
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Maya, I want to thank you again
for organizing the blood drive.
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How did you get
so many people to sign up?
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We had a margarita party
yesterday,
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and nobody knew
what they were signing.
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So do you do many of these?
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Well, a few,
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but mostly, I work
down at the children's clinic,
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so this is
quite a change of pace for me.
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Look at the choo-choo.
Look at the choo-choo.
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Ow.
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And you know,
I've got to tell you,
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Blush is my favorite magazine.
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Well,
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next to Playgirl.
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Damn, I love naked men.
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So have you been here long?
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Um, about a year.
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I used to write TV news,
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but then I got fired
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for making an anchorwoman
cry on the air.
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I saw that.
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That blond girl
on channel nine.
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Whoo, she was nasty.
Whatever happened to her?
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She does a Christian puppet show
on cable.
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So after
the crying incident,
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I wasn't much in demand,
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and my dad said
he was in a bind,
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so here I am.
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Well,
you must have more fun here.
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Oh, yeah,
sometimes.
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Not today.
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Ooh, give me the dirt.
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Well, my father met a cute girl
this weekend
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and hired her
to write an article.
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She's completely unqualified,
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and now I'm saddled
with babysitting her.
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She is driving me--
Maya?
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And that's why space travel
is possible today.
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I always come in
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at the end
of that story.
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Yes, Shannon?
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For my article,
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when you said that
my sentences ran on too long,
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did you mean
that I put too many thoughts
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into one sentence,
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or that people
just like short sentences?
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Because I read that once
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in a book that my high school
English teacher gave me,
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who was no one to judge,
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because he was hitting on me
the year I grew boobs.
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Shannon, if you look
in the back of my desk drawer,
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I bet there's a Butterfinger.
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This is
the best job ever.
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She is a writer?
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I'm not even sure
she's a reader,
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but she looks great
in short skirts,
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and in my father's world,
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that gets you a Pulitzer.
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Ah.
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So now I am
responsible
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for teaching her
draft after draft.
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Does my father have
to deal with her?
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No.
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I mean,
for God's sakes,
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TheNew York Times
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doesn't just
hand out articles
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to cute
little bartenders.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow down.
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You're gonna get that blood
moving too fast.
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Don't worry about me.
I'll be fine.
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Although, come
to think of it,
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I don't remember eating
breakfast this morgle...
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What?
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Maya?
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Oh, Maya.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. Uh, we mess
with each other
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all the time.
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She is gonna love me
for doing this.
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It's a real hoot.
Say "rabies."
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Uh-oh.
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You'd better hook
me up, quick.
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NURSE:
You feeling better?
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Oh, yeah,
I feel-- I feel a little...
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I feel a little fogg--
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What the hell?
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Oh, Cujo, you can't
be our family dog anymore.
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Maya,
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there's some juice
next to you.
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Why don't you just try
and rest a while?
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Thanks.
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So, Dennis, what is it
that you do around here?
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I mean, besides
spread your love.
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Well, I'm the publisher's
right-hand man.
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I am the straw
that stirs the drink.
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Could you flex that bicep
for me, please?
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I already am.
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Ah, would you look
at that.
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Oh, yeah.
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I lift a little bit on weekends.
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An airplane
goes "vroom."
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Ooh, where? Oh!
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So have you been
here long?
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About nine years.
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I was hand-picked
by Mr. Gallo himself
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after a brief stint
in show business.
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Oh, really? You were an actor?
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Mm, not per se.
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A writer.
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Let's just say,
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if you wanted
to get into the movies,
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you had to go through me.
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Hey.
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How are you, sir?
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Box office is
right up front.
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Yeah, I was already there.
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They told me
the movie's sold out.
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Yes, sir,
very popular film.
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Costume drama.
Two thumbs up.
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My date over there
had her heart set on seeing it.
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Oh, she's a looker.
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Shame
to disappoint her.
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Yeah, well, I was wondering
if there was any way at all
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we could get in there.
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Sir, are you
offering me a bribe?
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I am an usher.
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This uniform is a symbol
of integrity and honor.
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It would be a disgrace
to the profession
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if I let you in,
you crooked fat cat.
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Sorry.
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Wait, wait.
Where you going?
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Dude, my manager
was walking by.
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Come here.
Oh.
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So about that 20...
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Uh, yeah, sure.
Here you go.
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All right.
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Another 20 will
get you primo seats.
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How primo?
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10th row, center,
behind a short guy.
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How did you
manage that?
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I put lost-and-found coats
on the best rows,
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then I scope the lines
for little people
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and let them in early.
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That's pretty resourceful.
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I do okay.
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Cigar?
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Got any Cubans?
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Ooh, nice choice.
Top shelf.
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Another 10.
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Rose for the lady?
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Why not?
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Breath mint?
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Uh...
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Trust me.
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Okay, let's move
you two in.
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I didn't catch your name.
That's right.
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Gotcha.
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What are you doing,
Dennis?
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Oh, hi.
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I was just helping
these nice patrons
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back in
to find their...
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Coats, our coats.
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You're wearing coats.
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Ah! There they are.
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It's like when you're looking
for your glasses,
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and the whole time,
they're on top of your head.
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Uh-huh. Dennis,
clear out your cubby.
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What?
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You were sneaking
these people in
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to a sold-out show.
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I just thank God
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it was the mature audience
of a costume drama,
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or this could have erupted
into total pandemonium.
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I've seen it happen.
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You're fired.
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Hey, that's
my dad's tie.
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You make me sick.
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Yeah, well,
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who needs your
stupid job anyway?
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You do, don't you?
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[WHIMPERS]
Yes.
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So I cleaned out my cubby
and started here the next day.
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Huh.
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After all that,
he still hired you.
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Well, I'm good
to have around.
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Blush magazine
has a lot of competitors,
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and not many people
can fit into their air ducts.
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You're all set.
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Ah, good.
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Maya, you gonna be okay?
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Oh, thanks for asking.
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I'll be all right.
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You look
a little flush.
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You might want to
take her shirt off.
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Out.
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The brassiere is
very constricting.
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That is a fact.
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Hey, that nurse
is gonna tell you
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to look
at an airplane.
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Mm-hm.
There is no airplane.
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Maya,
how you feeling?
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Everybody's
concerned.
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You mean
everyone's laughing at me.
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But not to your face,
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and that should count
for something.
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Hi. I'm Elliott DiMauro.
Here's my form.
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Well, then,
let's get started.
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Elliott, thanks again
for letting us use your studio.
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Oh, no problem,
it's been fun out there,
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watching Shannon
trying to get channel four
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on the microwave.
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Oh, so you're
the photographer.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, that
must be exciting,
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working with
all the models.
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Well, photographs
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are the backbone
of a magazine.
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No offense, Maya.
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Words are
important too.
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Yes. Words, good.
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Well,
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I'm a big fan
of your work.
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Look at the bunny.
Look at the bunny.
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So did you always want
to be a photographer?
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Oh, as long
as I could remember.
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I've always been fascinated
by the honesty of it,
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the form,
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the juxtaposition
of light and shadow...
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The sleeping with the models.
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It's all good.
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Must've been hard
to break into.
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Oh, impossible,
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but you know what they say,
"When the going gets tough..."
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"The tough get going."
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Not me.
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I gave up.
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Yours?
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Yeah.
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Beautiful shot.
Who's the girl?
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A prostitute who lives
in my building.
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You see all the wrinkles
in her face?
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No.
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That's because I shot it
through an old T-shirt.
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Very nice.
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Oh, look at
this woman's face.
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You can see life's
brought her nothing
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but disappointment.
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That's my mother.
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Sorry. But no kidding,
these are all great.
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Well, this is your lucky day.
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Fire sale. Buck a piece.
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Also got lots
of camera equipment.
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Everything must go.
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All this?
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I'm getting the hell out of here
and going back to Jersey.
265
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,868
Guess what?
266
00:10:30,868 --> 00:10:32,634
I'm gonna be
the assistant manager
267
00:10:32,634 --> 00:10:34,834
at my cousin's grocery store.
268
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:39,067
With your people skills,
sky's the limit.
269
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:41,033
Why are you giving up
photography?
270
00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:43,901
I can't take the rejection
anymore.
271
00:10:43,901 --> 00:10:47,100
I can't make my rent,
I can't buy food.
272
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,100
[LOUDLY] So I'm gonna be
the assistant manager
273
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:51,100
at my cousin's grocery store.
274
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:54,100
You won't need a microphone
for the price checks.
275
00:10:58,467 --> 00:11:00,801
How much
for the camera?
276
00:11:00,801 --> 00:11:03,234
300 bucks.
It cost me 12.
277
00:11:03,234 --> 00:11:04,234
Works?
278
00:11:04,234 --> 00:11:05,934
Yeah, it works.
279
00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:08,434
I'll give you 75.
280
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,734
75?
281
00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:14,200
He just told you
he paid 1200 bucks for it.
282
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,434
You offer him 75?
283
00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:17,501
Don't sell this guy
your camera.
284
00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:19,100
What, do you think
I was born yesterday?
285
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,200
This guy's your shill.
286
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,234
He's not my shill.
287
00:11:21,234 --> 00:11:22,834
I've never seen him
before in my life.
288
00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:24,634
What, they teach you that line
in shill school?
289
00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:26,400
Hey, this guy's
290
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,901
got a freaking shill!
291
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,834
Thank you very much.
292
00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:32,167
I'm gonna bend over now,
293
00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,367
and why don't you just kick me
right in the ass.
294
00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:38,234
Here, come by
and see me sometime.
295
00:11:38,234 --> 00:11:39,801
"Tiger Lily, oriental massage"?
296
00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:43,634
Oh, uh... Here.
297
00:11:43,634 --> 00:11:44,934
"Jack Gallo,
Blush magazine."
298
00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,934
That's you? You're him?
299
00:11:46,934 --> 00:11:48,868
Call me tomorrow.
You do good work.
300
00:11:48,868 --> 00:11:51,467
I've been trying to get my foot
in your door for years.
301
00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:53,000
Imagine that.
302
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,767
Could I have
my other card back?
303
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:56,901
Oh, here.
This is amazing.
304
00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:58,801
I mean, you walking
by here this afternoon.
305
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,667
What are the odds?
Pretty good.
306
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,334
I keep a mistress
in this building.
307
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:06,334
You know, this had the makings
of the worst day of my life.
308
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,634
On top of everything,
this morning,
309
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,434
I found a bunch of hairs
in my sink.
310
00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:11,067
Ah, stop worrying.
311
00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,334
I know hair,
312
00:12:12,334 --> 00:12:15,133
and that mane of yours
isn't going anywhere.
313
00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:22,067
And that's it,
and then I was here.
314
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:24,300
I never heard that story before.
315
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,367
My cousin
with the grocery store?
316
00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,033
It's now
the third largest chain
317
00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:30,467
in Jersey.
318
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:32,701
I would have had
the biggest above-ground pool
319
00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:34,033
in the whole neighborhood.
320
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,467
You're all done.
321
00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,000
Great. Thank you.
322
00:12:40,901 --> 00:12:42,067
How are you feeling?
323
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,067
Pretty good.
324
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,934
Better, I think.
325
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:47,467
Good, because when that needle
went into my skin,
326
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,701
and the blood started going
through that little tube,
327
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,100
man, the look
on your face...
328
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,701
What look?
That look.
329
00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,400
Uh-oh.
330
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,033
She can't breathe.
331
00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:57,634
For God's sake,
take her shirt off, stat.
332
00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:17,000
This doesn't bother you,
333
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,300
does it?
334
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,501
I mean, with her passed out
like that next to you.
335
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:23,467
Oh, please,
I toured withthe Stonesin '71.
336
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,133
So, what do you do here?
337
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,567
I'm the fashion editor.
338
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:31,601
Oh, you decide what's in
and what's out.
339
00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:32,901
That's right.
340
00:13:32,901 --> 00:13:34,667
It's like the whole world's
my high school.
341
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,367
You know,
342
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:39,934
I have always
gone crazy
343
00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:40,968
for clothes.
344
00:13:40,968 --> 00:13:42,767
When I was a kid,
I used to change
345
00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,033
three, four times
an hour.
346
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,434
Today, that's called
obsessive-compulsive.
347
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:49,701
Back then,
I was just being Diana Ross.
348
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:51,534
You know, when I was a girl,
349
00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:54,100
I used to love putting on
my party dresses.
350
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,400
The way they'd twirl,
351
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,868
and how I could lift them
over my head.
352
00:13:57,868 --> 00:14:00,667
Oh,
where did that little girl go?
353
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,968
I think I saw her
at the Christmas party.
354
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:09,133
So Nina,
how did you start working here?
355
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,567
Well, of course,
356
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:13,734
you know that I was a top model
in the '70s and '80s.
357
00:14:13,734 --> 00:14:14,734
Uh...
358
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:16,200
Well, I was!
359
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:20,167
It was during a break
from the rigors of modeling
360
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,634
that I decided it was time
to reinvent myself.
361
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,267
Ahoy, matey.
362
00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:27,901
Come aboard
and reel in a whale of a deal.
363
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:31,000
You're not wiggling
your tail.
364
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,067
What?
365
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:34,501
You're a mermaid.
Work the tail.
366
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,200
Ahoy, matey.
367
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,200
Come aboard
and wheel in--
368
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:49,601
Nina?
369
00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:51,701
Is that you?
370
00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:54,300
Oh, Jack Gallo.
What a surprise.
371
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,033
Hey.
372
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,434
What are you doing here?
373
00:14:57,434 --> 00:15:00,033
I'm thinking
about buying a boat.
374
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:04,067
My lawyer says it ain't cheating
if it's in international waters.
375
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:06,367
Mermaid.
376
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,434
So how's business?
377
00:15:08,434 --> 00:15:10,033
Never better.
378
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,667
I just spent five grand
379
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,501
on this thing
called a fax machine,
380
00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:17,133
and I can't wait
for someone else to get one.
381
00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:19,734
Mermaid!
382
00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:21,601
Well, take care.
383
00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:24,667
Mermaid,
quit yapping and start flapping.
384
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,834
Nina, what's going on?
385
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,501
What are you talking about?
386
00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:32,501
Well...this.
387
00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:34,100
Oh, this...
388
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,534
Ha, well, Lord knows.
389
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:39,267
I have worn
some pretty silly clothes
390
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:40,534
on the runway
391
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:41,734
before.
392
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,367
Yeah, and there's
certainly no shame
393
00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:47,467
in promoting
quality marine products.
394
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:50,501
[SOBBING]
Oh, God, Jack!
I have a flipper.
395
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:53,868
It's okay.
396
00:15:53,868 --> 00:15:55,434
No, it's not okay.
397
00:15:55,434 --> 00:15:57,868
This is the best job
I've had in months.
398
00:15:57,868 --> 00:16:00,033
Oh, everyone has slumps.
399
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:01,767
Oh, it's way past a slump.
400
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:05,367
Last week, I was sawed in half
at a kiddie party.
401
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:07,534
How do they do that?
402
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,767
Well, things will turn up,
403
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,400
and surely you must've
saved money, right?
404
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,501
I am a fashion model
with an addictive personality
405
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:16,701
in a fish suit.
406
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:18,033
What do you think?
407
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,834
Nina...have you
ever considered
408
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,000
crossing over
409
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,400
to the other side
of the camera?
410
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,767
You mean, death?
411
00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:31,701
No.
412
00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:34,567
We may have an opening
in our fashion department,
413
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:37,300
and I've always admired
your sense of style.
414
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,167
Well, usually.
415
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,634
That's it!
You're out of the tractor show.
416
00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:47,501
Cram it, Popeye.
417
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:50,434
I just got back
a little thing called dignity.
418
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,167
And I've been here ever since.
419
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,267
Wow.
420
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,100
That's quite
a story.
421
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,634
Is that the Statue
of Liberty?
422
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,167
Oh, this?
423
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:11,901
Yeah, it's my good luck charm.
I never go anywhere without it.
424
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:13,467
Wow,
425
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,601
it reminds me of a really wild
bicentennial costume party
426
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:19,767
back in '70...something.
427
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,367
I went as the Statue of Liberty,
428
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:24,434
and this guy
in a Jimmy Carter mask said,
429
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,868
[IMITATES JIMMY CARTER]
"I have lust in my heart
for you,"
430
00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:28,934
so we had a quickie
in the coat room
431
00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:31,367
and split without ever knowing
who the other one was.
432
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,901
Where has all the romance gone?
433
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,901
Well, here you go.
434
00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:39,100
Keep it.
435
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,767
Well, I'm
all done here.
436
00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:44,000
Be careful
standing up.
437
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,868
Ah, good one.
438
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:52,167
Maya, I'm ready for you
to take another look at this.
439
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,367
Hey, Shannon,
440
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:56,300
can I ask you
a difficult question?
441
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:59,534
Probably. You're really smart.
442
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:04,868
How did you get this job?
443
00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,334
What do you mean?
444
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:08,501
How did you meet Mr. Gallo?
445
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:11,200
Well, I was bartending
at this big party
446
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,868
that my friend Judy
was supposed to do,
447
00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:14,267
but she got sick
on Thai food,
448
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,667
and I got my purse stolen
with all my money in it,
449
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,834
not to mention a Swatch
that my boyfriend gave me
450
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,067
right before we broke up
451
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,067
because some pizza guy
hit on me.
452
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,334
Shannon, focus.
453
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:26,234
Short sentences.
454
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:28,734
All my money was stolen.
Uh-huh.
455
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,000
I started to cry.
456
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,467
Mr. Gallo and his daughter
gave me a ride home.
457
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:35,367
That's his wife.
458
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,100
Oh, that's a relief.
459
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,968
Anyway, he offered to
give me the money that I lost,
460
00:18:39,968 --> 00:18:41,767
but I told him
I couldn't accept that,
461
00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:43,067
so he offered me this article,
462
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:45,000
which pays
the exact same amount.
463
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,334
Amazing, huh?
464
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,767
He really saved me.
465
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:50,467
Well, sometimes,
466
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:52,901
he does surprise you.
467
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:55,734
Hey, Maya,
I just got back from a meeting
468
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,734
and heard you passed out.
You okay?
469
00:18:57,734 --> 00:18:58,734
I'm fine.
470
00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:00,234
You sure?
471
00:19:00,234 --> 00:19:03,801
There's a photo going around
with you foaming at the mouth.
472
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:07,934
I'm fine.
473
00:19:07,934 --> 00:19:09,968
Hi, Mr. Gallo.
474
00:19:09,968 --> 00:19:12,534
Hey, Shannon.
How's that article coming?
475
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:13,934
All finished.
476
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:17,534
800 words, which was really hard
without using any of them twice.
477
00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:22,968
Well...
478
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:24,400
as long as I'm here.
479
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,901
It's nice to finally
meet you, Mr. Gallo.
480
00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:29,300
People say such nice things
about you.
481
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,934
Why not?
I'm cuddly,
482
00:19:30,934 --> 00:19:32,267
and once a year,
483
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:34,300
I float a rumor
about profit sharing.
484
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,601
Oh, Mr. Gallo, you forgot
to put down your blood type.
485
00:19:38,601 --> 00:19:40,901
B-positive.
486
00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:43,934
That's my motto.
That's my blood type.
487
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,133
Same as Maya.
488
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:48,133
I'm B-negative.
489
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:51,834
Okay.
Here we go.
490
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,634
[CLEARS THROAT]
491
00:19:53,634 --> 00:19:57,467
And rocket ship
goes "whoosh."
492
00:19:57,467 --> 00:20:00,734
Hey, that works.
I didn't feel a thing.
493
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:01,934
I didn't do it yet.
494
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,901
What? Ow!
495
00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:06,367
Sorry.
496
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,200
Dad.
497
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,467
Yeah?
498
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,534
I never said thank you.
499
00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:13,501
For what?
500
00:20:13,501 --> 00:20:14,868
For this job.
501
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,133
You rescued me.
502
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,601
Huh?
503
00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:21,033
I didn't realize it until now,
504
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,400
and, I mean,
I may not be a mermaid
505
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,801
or an usher
or a grocery store guy,
506
00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:28,601
but when you offered me
this job,
507
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,234
you rescued me too.
508
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,300
How much blood did she give?
509
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,267
Dad, I'm fine.
510
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,667
Thanks.
511
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,234
You're welcome.
512
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,434
You know...
it works both ways.
513
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:00,834
Did I ever tell you
the story
514
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:04,200
of that crazy
bicentennial costume party
515
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,868
I went to dressed
as Jimmy Carter?
516
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:12,701
That was some party.
517
00:21:12,701 --> 00:21:14,868
[***]
518
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,200
[***]
519
00:21:28,567 --> 00:21:33,133
* Life keeps bringing me
Back to you *
520
00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:36,868
* Keeps bringing me home *
521
00:21:36,868 --> 00:21:40,534
* It don't matter
What I want to do *
522
00:21:40,534 --> 00:21:46,567
* 'Cause
It's got a mind of its own *
523
00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:51,100
* Life keeps bringing me
Back to you **
524
00:21:52,100 --> 00:22:02,100
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