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[***]
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Nina, I'm collecting money
for famine relief.
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You're raising money
for charity?
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Yeah. Just because
I make a few jokes,
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have a little attitude,
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doesn't mean I don't care
for the underprivileged.
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Oh, okay. How much
do you want?
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Well, for the price
of a latt� and a raisin cookie,
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you could feed a family of five
in Cambodia for a month.
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Thanks.
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Can you watch my phone?
I'm going to Starbucks.
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Hey, nice try.
Give me that.
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Hey, who's that guy
over there with Maya?
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That guy?
Can't quite recall.
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Perhaps a dead president
could jog my memory.
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Oh, fine. Here.
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His name's
Steve MacPherson.
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He's a freelance writer.
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Maya's editing
his article.
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Where did he
come from?
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Hmm. I'm blanking.
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[SIGHS]
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He's a playwright.
Couldn't pay the bills,
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so he made the move
to journalism.
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Oh. What else do you
know about him?
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Can't remember.
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Still can't remember.
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No, seriously, I honestly
can't remember...
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but nice doing business
with you.
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So, Maya, how is
the new writer shaping up?
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Fine.
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Oh, I see that you two
have a very nice rapport.
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Nina, what are you
getting at?
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I saw the way
you looked at him.
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You could power Latin America
with all that sexual energy.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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Oh, come on.
You know you want him.
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I do not.
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And he wants you.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Then why hasn't
he asked me out?
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Because you're his editor.
He's probably intimidated.
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Now, you're gonna have
to make the first move.
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Oh, I can't do that.
I can't ask a guy out.
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It's not my style.
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Oh, and what
do you call that style,
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nouveau spinster?
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I'm not that bad.
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Oh, really?
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And how do you say "good night"
to a guy on a first date?
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Well, if we really hit it off,
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a 3 to 5-second kiss,
followed by a shoulder squeeze.
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Oh, please. That's how
I greet my clients.
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Maya, look around you.
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This place was created
to empower women,
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to give us the courage
to say what we want,
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work where we want,
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and have anonymous sex
with unlimited partners
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without ever being
called a whore.
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Are you willing to just
throw that all away?
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I guess not.
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Well, then get over there
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and ask that thermos
full of hot delicious out
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before I do.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Come on.
Nobody's stopping you.
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Get out there
and grab life.
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Now, come on.
Chin out, shoulders back,
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chest out.
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Good God, Maya.
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Can you even see
what color your shoes are?
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Just go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
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Jack, are you going
to be here a minute?
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I want you to meet
my new girlfriend.
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What about me?
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I told you, Finch,
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you and I were just
a summer thing.
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Her name's Stacy.
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She's beautiful,
she's smart, she's funny.
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In fact, I might ask her
to move in with me.
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Ah! Such an exciting stage.
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The moving in,
the getting married.
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The arguments,
the new girl in accounting,
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the alimony...
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Now I'm sad.
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Hey. Stacy--she's the painter,
right?
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No. That was Rachel.
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Oh, yeah. Stacy's the one
that rolled her Rs
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for no apparent reason.
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No. That was Bonnie.
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Yeah. She was
r-r-r-really annoying.
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Hi, Elliott.
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Stacy. Hi.
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Hi.
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This is, uh, Dennis Finch...
and Jack Gallo.
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Hi.
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It's so nice
to meet you.
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Guess what I just
picked up.
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My first TV commercial.
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Do you hear that?
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Her first TV commercial.
You mind if I pop that in?
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Please.
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I'm so excited.
It's my first speaking part.
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Oh ho!
Her first speaking part.
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It started airing last night
during ER.
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ER!
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All right, Elliott.
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You're just dating her.
You didn't build her.
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You know what I love?
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I love a cool breeze,a starry night,
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and the gentle breaking wavesof the ocean.
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But do you knowwhat I hate?
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Hemorrhoid pain.
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And that's why I useIcy Blast.
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Icy Blast providesfast, temporary relief
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for the swelling and itchingof hemorrhoidal flare-ups,
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so the next time Mother Natureturns up the heat,
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use Icy Blast.
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It's like an Arctic breezewhere you need it most.
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So? What
did you think?
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I'm speechless.
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I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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Well, I think
it's all great.
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Thanks.
Ooh, I'm late.
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It was great
meeting you guys.
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Hey.
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I'll see you tonight?
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Okay, tonight. Yeah.
Can't wait.
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Very proud! You're the best!
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Oh, God! Why hemorrhoids?
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Elliott,
it's just a commercial.
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You think it's okay?
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You know what they say
about show business.
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You have to start
at the bottom.
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This is really good.
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You think so?
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Yeah!
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Women don't realize
how hard dating is for men too.
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I mean, it must be really tough
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to be expected to make
the first move all the time.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Sorry to interrupt.
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The Salvation Army called.
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That chest you have?
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Just put it out,
and they'll be all over it.
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Thank you, Nina.
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You understand the message,
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because if the chest isn't out,
the man will go away.
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Understood.
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Um...so,
where were we?
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Oh, yeah. Um...
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it must be really hard
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to always be expected
to make the first move.
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It's the worst.
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There's the nervousness,
the fear of rejection,
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the actual rejection...
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Oh, I'm sure you don't
get rejected.
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Well, that's just because
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I don't put myself
out there anymore.
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But...if you can tell
that the woman's interested...
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But that's just it.
How can you really tell?
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Oh...there must be
little signs.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Me again. Bad news.
Electrical problem.
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We've been asked
to conserve energy
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and dim all the lights.
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Just a safety measure.
No one's in danger.
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Thanks again.
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Sorry about that.
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It's okay.
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So, we were
talking about...
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people asking
each other out,
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and how guys
sometimes
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miss the obvious signs.
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You know, that would make
a great article.
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I mean, if you want me
to write another article.
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Well, that depends.
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Maybe we could
talk about it over dinner.
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Are you saying...
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I think you know
what I'm saying.
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Oh. Okay, then.
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Really? Great!
Um, how about tomorrow night?
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Great.
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So tomorrow night it is.
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Good. Great.
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[GIGGLING]
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Well?
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There goes life.
I grabbed it.
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Ooh. How did it feel?
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Metaphor, Nina.
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Oh.
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If anyone needs me,
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I'm having lunch
with Stacy at Bartini.
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Oh yeah? Would that be
buffet or sit-down?
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Hey. I'm perfectly okay
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with Stacy doing
a hemorrhoid commercial.
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Me too. I'm itching
to see it again.
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Have a swell time.
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Swell? Like in swell...
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I get it!
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Okay.
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Is he in?
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Yeah. Did you hear that?
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Elliott's going out
with this girl,
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and she's-- Okay.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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You wanted
to see me?
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Maya, what happened yesterday
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between you and this guy
Steve MacPherson?
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Uh, what do you mean?
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Well, this just came
from his lawyer.
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He's filed a sexual harassment
complaint against you.
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What?
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He says you'd only
give him more work
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if he'd go out with you.
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I didn't say that!
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He says you kept
steering the conversation
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from work to dating.
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I did no such thing!
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He says you kept
sticking your chest out at him.
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Nina told me to.
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He wanted to go out with me.
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He was too shy to ask.
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Maya, the man is engaged.
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Engaged? He never said anything
about being engaged!
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Okay. I don't know
what happened,
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and I don't need to.
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Oh, this is
the most embarrassing thing
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that has ever happened to me.
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Oh, that's not true.
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You split your pants
at that bowling party.
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Look, I didn't do
anything wrong.
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I'm going to go talk to him
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and straighten
this whole thing out.
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No!
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Our lawyers say you can't go
within 30 feet of him.
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This is insane!
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Someone makes a completely
unfounded accusation,
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and I just have to
sit back and take it?
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Welcome to all three
of my divorces.
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Dad, what should I do?
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Just keep a low profile,
let our attorneys settle this,
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and no one will have to know
a thing about it.
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Hey, Jack.
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If I could get you
to sign this thing.
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Hey, missy,
my eyes are up here.
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Finch, you better drop it
right now.
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[SNIFFS]
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Okay.
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I know the drill.
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Well, I hope
you're happy.
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Getting there.
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Steve is suing me
for sexual harassment.
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Oh! I heard.
Congratulations.
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Sorry?
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Well, finally
you're adding a little edge
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to that squeaky clean
image of yours.
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Honey, that's how
legends are made.
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What are you talking about?
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You remember
that PR girl at Cosmo
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who tried to run over
her boss with the car?
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She was transformed
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into A-list party material
overnight,
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and why? Because she had a hook.
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So my hook is
I'm a sexual predator?
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Hey, back off.
That's my hook.
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I'll have
the Chinese chicken salad.
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Okay. And for you, sir?
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I'm pretty hungry,
so, uh, I'm gonna--
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Wait. I know you.
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00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:07,667
You're
the hemorrhoid girl!
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In the flesh.
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00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:14,534
You know, I couldn't sit down
for a whole week,
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and then the cooks
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00:11:15,868 --> 00:11:17,067
turned me on
to Icy Blast,
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00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:20,067
and my inflammation,
it was gone like that.
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00:11:21,501 --> 00:11:23,801
You know, that's what
makes it all worthwhile.
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So what can I get you?
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I'm good.
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00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,801
You know what I think?
283
00:11:30,801 --> 00:11:34,300
I think this is all because
you're the boss' daughter.
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He smells money.
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00:11:35,601 --> 00:11:37,534
You think so?
286
00:11:37,534 --> 00:11:40,534
Believe me, I know a gold digger
when I see one.
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The man I'm dating--Mortimer--
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he has a daughter who, well,
289
00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:47,968
let's just say that you'd think
a 61-year-old woman
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would have a little more class.
291
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,033
You know, you may be
onto something
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00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:57,167
with this gold-digger thing.
293
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I don't have to just take this.
I'm no harasser.
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I mean, If anything,
295
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:05,200
I'm hypersensitive
to people's feelings.
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00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,200
Hey.
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00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,767
The hemorrhoid girl.
298
00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:09,067
Oh, thanks.
299
00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:18,934
Okay, what's with
the big meeting?
300
00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:21,434
All right, we're here
to discuss a topic
301
00:12:21,434 --> 00:12:24,501
that's always been
very important to me.
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00:12:24,501 --> 00:12:27,501
"Sexual Harassment
in the Workplace."
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00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:29,734
Oh, you've gotta be kidding.
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00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:31,567
I have something
to say.
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00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:34,067
You know, the fact
that some gold digger
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00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:35,067
can slam Maya
307
00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,534
with a sexual harassment
complaint
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00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:38,868
is a total violation
of her rights and privacy.
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00:12:38,868 --> 00:12:40,367
Wait a minute.
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00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,033
Someone filed
a sexual harassment complaint
311
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,033
against you?
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00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,267
Thanks, Nina.
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00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:47,567
That's all for now.
314
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,067
Well, well, well.
315
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,567
Little Miss
Women Aren't Objects, huh?
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00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:56,367
If this isn't the pot
feeling up the kettle.
317
00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:59,400
I did not feel up any kettle.
This is all a scam.
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Scam or not,
we have to protect ourselves,
319
00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:05,434
which is why, if anyone asks,
320
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:08,868
this meeting took place
in March 1994.
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00:13:08,868 --> 00:13:10,100
Okay...
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00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,000
here we go.
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00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000
"As a supervisor,
it is your responsibility
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00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,133
to keep abreast
of current guidelines--"
325
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,234
Oh, oh!
326
00:13:18,234 --> 00:13:19,734
Yes, Dennis.
327
00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:20,801
You said "breast".
328
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:24,734
Thank you.
329
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:28,133
"To keep abreast
of current guidelines
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regarding sexual harassment
in all its forms."
331
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,300
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
332
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,300
Yes, Dennis?
333
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,734
You said "ass".
334
00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:44,033
"Harassment can technically
occur in any setting,
335
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:45,467
"be it an office
336
00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,901
or while meeting a colleague
for cocktails--"
337
00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:49,901
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
338
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,367
Put the hand down or lose it.
339
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:01,133
Okay, okay, don't get testy.
340
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,901
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
341
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,968
Let's watch the video.
342
00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:11,334
Hit "play," Dennis.
343
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:12,601
NARRATOR: Welcome to
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00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,801
the awareness trainingon sexual harassment.
345
00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:16,601
Oh, this is ridiculous.
346
00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:19,634
[MUSIC PLAYS]
347
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:22,067
I brought youa peace offering.
348
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:24,200
Two airline ticketsto San Francisco?
349
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,734
What is this, Alex?
350
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,100
It'll even be betterthan the last time.
351
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,100
WOMAN: I'm not going toSan Francisco with you,
352
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,534
or anywhere else.
353
00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:34,534
Honey, you knowI always get what I want,
354
00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:37,267
but I love when you playhard to get.
355
00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:41,901
I like that guy Alex.
He's a real go-getter.
356
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,434
We could use
someone like him in sales.
357
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,334
I don't need to watch this tape.
358
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:51,033
NARRATOR:
Asking someone out on a date
359
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,601
may seem innocent enough,
360
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,400
but if that someone
361
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,234
feels his or her jobis at stake,
362
00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:59,300
that is sexual harassment.
363
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,801
Oh, my God!
364
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:03,467
He thought
I wasn't gonna hire him.
365
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,934
That means I'm guilty.
366
00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:07,434
NARRATOR: Is Alexin violation of the law?
367
00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:08,934
You bet he is.
368
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,434
If this behavior persists,
369
00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:12,567
he could faceimmediate discharge.
370
00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:14,501
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
371
00:15:22,801 --> 00:15:24,467
Jack.
372
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:28,000
Allie, honey,
it's not the repairman's fault.
373
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,501
The reason the dishes
come out broken
374
00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:34,601
is because
that's the trash compactor.
375
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,901
Okay. Kiss Hannah for me.
Bye-bye.
376
00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:39,634
Jack, can I talk to you
a minute?
377
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,133
What do you need, buddy?
378
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:42,334
It's about Stacy.
379
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:44,601
Oh, the hemorrhoid girl.
What's the problem?
380
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,601
That's the problem.
381
00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:48,100
Everywhere we go,
382
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,367
it's, "Hey, there goes
the hemorrhoid girl!"
383
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,467
Elliott,
I'm touched you came to me,
384
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,467
and I know what this is about.
385
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:57,234
You're jealous because
she's in the spotlight.
386
00:15:57,234 --> 00:15:58,567
No, I'm not.
387
00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:01,534
You're angry because
she's in the spotlight.
388
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:02,767
No.
389
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:05,767
You're afraid because
she's in the spotlight.
390
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,133
Why would I be afraid?
391
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,467
Ah-ha.
392
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:13,367
Answer that, my friend,
and the world is yours.
393
00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:15,868
Jack, you don't get it.
You don't get it.
394
00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:18,467
I used to look at her
and think, wow,
395
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,267
here's this beautiful,
intelligent woman.
396
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:23,767
Now all I see is
that cartoon diagram of her
397
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:26,634
with the flames shooting out.
398
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:31,167
Elliott, how do you feel
about this girl?
399
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,667
I like her, a lot.
400
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,133
I might even love her,
a little.
401
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:36,501
Well, that's all
that should matter.
402
00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:38,667
She's obviously
excited about this.
403
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,300
You should be proud of her.
404
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,634
You know what?
405
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:43,634
You're right.
406
00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:45,667
It's just a commercial.
407
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,934
It changes nothing.
408
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:48,033
Right.
409
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,434
You know,
I used to date a model
410
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:52,701
who posed for lingerie ads.
411
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:53,834
Yeah?
412
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,701
That's it. No point.
Just boasting.
413
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,434
Thanks, Jack.
414
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,934
You're always there for me.
415
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:05,834
Bras, panties,
the whole shebang.
416
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:06,834
Maya.
417
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:09,200
Steve. Oh, thanks
for coming by.
418
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,934
Uh, Maya, dear,
may I speak with you a moment?
419
00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:14,133
Sure. I'll meet you
in my office.
420
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,334
Okay.
421
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:21,968
Have you lost
your mind?
422
00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:24,634
You agreed
to stay away from him.
423
00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:26,968
I know,
but I need to apologize.
424
00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:29,167
He thought I was
threatening his job.
425
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:32,400
Maya, an apology
is an admission of guilt.
426
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,634
If this guy's
got it in for you,
427
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:35,868
that's all he needs.
428
00:17:35,868 --> 00:17:37,868
Dad, I appreciate
what you're trying to do,
429
00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:39,868
but if I just explain
to him what happened,
430
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:41,267
everything is going
to turn out okay.
431
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,267
Maya, wake up.
432
00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:44,467
This is real life,
not a movie.
433
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,968
I'm going to do it.
434
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:49,434
Then you're wearing
a wire.
435
00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:50,934
A wire?
436
00:17:50,934 --> 00:17:52,434
Are you crazy?
437
00:17:52,434 --> 00:17:54,934
Where did you get
that thing?
438
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,734
I know this guy
in the CIA.
439
00:17:56,734 --> 00:17:58,000
He turned me on
440
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,868
to a place called
Radio Shack.
441
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,133
Elliott.
442
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,133
Hey.
443
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,133
Hey!
Guess what.
444
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,133
What?
445
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:09,968
I thought a lot
about what you said,
446
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:12,667
about not getting tied
to just one product...
447
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:13,734
Uh-huh?
448
00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:15,234
I got another commercial.
449
00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:16,667
For Kippies.
450
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,467
Kippies!
451
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:20,834
That's fantastic!
452
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,467
What's Kippies for?
453
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,200
Urinary tract infections.
454
00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:26,601
Ohh.
455
00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,033
Ooh...
456
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:29,501
Well...I'm good with that.
457
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:30,501
That's--yeah...
458
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:31,501
I...I...
459
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:32,934
That's great!
460
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:35,434
I'm very, very happy
for you.
461
00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:38,067
And we're gonna shoot it
at the beach.
462
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,501
[SNEEZES]
463
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:41,000
Oh, that's...gross.
464
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,567
What?
465
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,834
You use a handkerchief?
466
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,400
Yeah. So?
467
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,901
Handkerchiefs are disgusting.
468
00:18:47,901 --> 00:18:49,767
You put it in your pocket?
469
00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:52,300
What are you saving it for?
470
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,701
I wash it.
471
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:55,868
With your clothes? Oh...
472
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,367
This disgusts you?
473
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,434
No!
474
00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:00,767
I have to go.
475
00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:02,033
I thought we were
having dinner.
476
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,934
Mmm...I can't.
477
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:07,868
I have to get some air.
478
00:19:07,868 --> 00:19:08,968
I know that look.
479
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,601
You're breaking up with me.
480
00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:16,601
You're breaking up with me
over a stupid handkerchief.
481
00:19:16,601 --> 00:19:19,100
You've got a lot of nerve.
482
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:23,667
You're the hemorrhoid girl,
for God sakes.
483
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,667
I know it looks bad,
484
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,667
me dumping you just when
my career's taking off.
485
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,434
But it's over, Elliott.
Goodbye.
486
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,834
[WHISTLES]
487
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:47,300
I can't believe this happened.
488
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,000
That's rough, man.
489
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,501
Come here.
490
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:52,968
I mean, she dumped me,
491
00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:56,701
eh...for nothing.
492
00:19:56,701 --> 00:19:58,000
You know what?
493
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,501
You showed a lot of class.
494
00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:00,534
Yeah?
495
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,868
A lesser man
would've wrecked 'em.
496
00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:09,367
That's the last one.
497
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,200
So you see,
498
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,701
I never meant to imply
that your job in any way
499
00:20:20,701 --> 00:20:22,567
was dependent on you
going out with me.
500
00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:26,033
I...just thought you liked me,
501
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,968
and I'd never asked
a guy out before,
502
00:20:27,968 --> 00:20:30,567
and it was just
a big misunderstanding.
503
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,501
Oh, wow. Uh...
504
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:34,934
I'm just really sorry.
505
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,501
I just feel so stupid.
506
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,801
Don't, really.
It's all my fault.
507
00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:40,601
No. I can't believe
I filed that complaint.
508
00:20:40,601 --> 00:20:43,234
I'm the onewho should be apologizing.
509
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:45,467
Hey. Voltage insulator.
510
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:48,968
Oops. I wonder if she's
supposed to take this.
511
00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:51,467
"To prevent
accidental shock.
512
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,067
Do not remove."
513
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,567
MAYA: I just got carried away
514
00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:57,734
thinking you feltthe same way I did, and I...
515
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,734
so I'm really just glad
we sorted this out.
516
00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:03,534
Me too.
517
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:07,834
Yowee yow!
518
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,067
Excuse me?
519
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:12,067
Sorry. I'm just getting
a little warm.
520
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:14,567
Anyway, you really are
a talented writer,
521
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:18,400
and I just can't stop thinking
about your piece!
522
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,901
Maya, abort, abort.
523
00:21:20,901 --> 00:21:23,501
She can't hear you.
524
00:21:23,501 --> 00:21:25,033
MAYA: Oh, boy!
525
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,534
I've got to getthese pants off!
526
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:28,000
STEVE: What are you doing?
527
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,501
I...can't...
stand it anymore!
528
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:32,000
Don't just stand there!
529
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,434
I'm on fire!
530
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:37,367
STEVE: But I have a fianc�e.
531
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:39,901
Dennis, call the lawyer.
532
00:21:53,467 --> 00:21:57,400
* Life keeps bringing me
Back to you *
533
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,534
* Keeps bringing me home *
534
00:22:01,534 --> 00:22:04,601
* It don't matter
What I want to do *
535
00:22:04,601 --> 00:22:11,267
* 'Cause it's got
A mind of its own *
536
00:22:11,267 --> 00:22:15,834
* Life keeps bringing me
Back to you *
537
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,467
* Yeah **
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