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[***]
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Hey, Dad.
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Allie, relax.
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I'll talk you through it.
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There's no reason to panic.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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What's wrong?
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Allie got her hand caught
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in the VCR,
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and to make
matters worse,
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Hannah's in her crib crying.
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Oh, I wouldn't worry.
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It's normal to cry
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when you realize
you're smarter than your mom.
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Maya, enough with
the dumb wife jokes.
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Okay, honey,
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first off, very carefully
get out of the tub.
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Oh...
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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That's a beautiful
sweater.
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Oh, this? Thanks.
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Present from this guy
I've been seeing.
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Ah, well, he has
excellent taste.
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Mm. He's a lawyer
upstairs in this building.
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Maybe you know him.
Tom Youngerman.
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Oh, yeah,
hell of a guy.
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Charming, successful,
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recently voted
sexiest tax attorney
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in his firm,
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which, incidentally,
sent Marty Weisner out
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for another round
of hair plugs.
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[LAUGHS]
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Are we still on
for lunch?
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See you at 1:00.
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Mm...
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Yow!
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Bye for now.
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Nice to meet you!
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Uh-huh.
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That wasn't what
it looked like.
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Good, because it looked
like you were making out
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with your grandpa.
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Hmm, that was odd.
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What?
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The construction workers
across the street.
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I never thought I'd live
to see an all-gay crew.
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They're not gay.
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They are too!
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Okay, let's get started.
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Finch, not a word.
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Eh? Speak up.
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I mean it!
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Don't worry.
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I'm not gonna
say anything.
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Come on, let's get to it.
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What's first?
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Let's see.
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Old business?
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Maya?
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None.
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Okay, let's move on to articles.
Fine.
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I've got an idea for one.
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No, you don't.
Sex and the older man.
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I don't like it.
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Sure, you do.
You're all over it.
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No, I'm not.
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Maya, don't be
so quick to judge.
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Yeah, Maya,
perhaps if you wrote it,
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you cold give it a new wrinkle.
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[LAUGHING]
Yeah.
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If you knew
the backstory on that,
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you'd be rolling.
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What's he talking about?
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I think I get it.
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Dennis here
seems to have found out
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about my near-lesbian
experience.
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So if you all must know--
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Nina, do you have
to bring that up
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at every single staff meeting?
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Don't judge me.
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Getting back to my innuendo.
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Finch!
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Hey, what is it
with you two?
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He's alluding to the fact
that I'm seeing someone.
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What?
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Do tell.
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Hey, that's fantastic.
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Well, you know I have
a new neighbor,
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a very attractive woman.
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Our hands accidentally touched
in the elevator, and...
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For God's sake,
I don't care how hip it is.
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You're not a lesbian.
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Fine.
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We'll talk about Maya.
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You got a new
squeeze, huh?
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So who is he?
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No one.
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Come on,
you should be proud.
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This is the type of man
who would cash in his war bonds
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and take you out
for a fine T-bone
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at the Cotton Club.
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Oh, a black guy.
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Hey, that's cool.
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I'm down with that.
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No, I'm telling you, Benny,
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the salad was wilted
and the fish was dry.
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The only thing French
about that restaurant
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was their total disregard
for their customer.
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[SCREAMS]
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The window washer's been
right outside this whole time
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watching me change my stockings.
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Oh, thank God he can't see me.
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Oh, actually, he's pretty cute.
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Dark hair and good build.
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Hello, Mr. Clean.
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I've been a very dirty girl.
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[SCREAMS]
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[KNOCKS ON WINDOW]
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Hi.
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Wait!
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Let's see how you like this,
naughty boy.
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[SCREAMS]
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Okay, uh...
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Hello, Security?
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[CLUNK]
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[WINCH UNSPOOLING]
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Never mind.
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Crowded in here.
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Oh, happy day.
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Hey, uh, let's sit
at the bar.
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There's a golf tournament
on TV.
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You hate golf.
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No, I don't.
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Well, you never
come out
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on the course
with me anymore.
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That's because
your bag's too heavy.
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Usual.
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Usual!
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Sea breeze.
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Hey, Mack,
heck of a day, huh?
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Yeah.
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Who's leading?
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Norman's up
by two strokes.
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Well, that's
the course he loves.
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Yeah.
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You know
what I love?
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Young women.
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You married, Mack?
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Divorced, dating.
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Divorced, married.
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Hmm.
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Did you ever play Pebble?
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Oh, just the first eight holes.
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I duffed a drive
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and threw my bag
into the Pacific.
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Didn't happen to see my putter
down there, did you?
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[LAUGHS]
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My, oh, my,
what you two have in common.
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Hey, are those
almonds?
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Oh, good eye,
Dennis.
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Mm.
Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, it's not
a problem.
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Maya!
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Dad! You're here!
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Finch said
you had a lunch uptown.
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Finch make mistake.
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This your dad?
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Um, Dad,
this is Tom,
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the man I've
been dating.
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I thought you were black.
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Excuse me?
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Could I trouble you
for a martini?
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Tom Youngerman.
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Youngerman?
That's an irony, huh?
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Jack Gallo.
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Glad to know you.
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Dad, are you okay?
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Me? I'm fine. Yeah. Yeah.
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Could I get an ETA
on that martini?
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You just seem a little
weird, that's all.
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Now, don't be ridiculous.
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I'm totally cool.
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Where the hell
is that damn martini?
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Nina Van Horn?
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I'll get her.
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Nina! This is Officer McPherson.
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He's here to ask you
about the window washer.
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Hello. Nina Van Horn.
Drug-free since '83.
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Well, '93.
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Try 10:03.
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How is that poor, poor man?
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Still unconscious.
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A few broken bones,
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but he's lucky
to be alive.
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Anyhow, one
quick question,
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then I'll get
out of your hair.
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Did you see him fall?
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No, no.
Wasn't even here.
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All right, then.
Thanks for your time.
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Wait! What's this?
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What?
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I don't see
anything.
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It looks like
a heart.
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Where?
That's not a heart.
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Yes, it is,
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and it's on
the outside.
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Wait a minute.
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First his pants, then a heart.
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That's pretty weird.
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Well, take care.
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Toodle-oo.
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Wait!
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What about his pants?
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Well, when we found the guy,
his pants were undone.
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Maybe the fall
knocked them open.
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How could a fall
knock open his pants?
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Oh, shut up, Elliott.
You're not a cop.
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Nina, you of all
people should know
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that pants just don't
open by themselves.
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You know, he's right.
It doesn't add up.
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Something strange
must've happened.
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Well, see you.
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Okay, what happened?
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Nothing.
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Come on,
I know when you're lying.
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Your artificial septum
emits a low-level whistle.
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All right, I did it.
I'm responsible.
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One minute I was flirting
with the window washer,
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and the next minute--
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He jumped?
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No, he didn't jump.
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Where are you going?
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To the hospital.
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I should probably
bring him something.
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How about a shiny
balloon that says,
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"Sorry I crippled you
with my sexuality"?
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Good idea.
I'll stop in the village.
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I have to go out.
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I'm in the middle
of a crisis.
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Ooh, thanks for the tip.
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Give me 10,000 shares
of Seagram's.
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What have you been
able to dig up?
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That the going rate
for a Taiwanese hooker
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is 60 bucks,
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50 if you can make her laugh.
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No, I meant about
Maya's boyfriend.
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That's why I logged on. Okay.
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[APPLAUDING]
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Maya! What a surprise.
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Second time today.
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That was quite a display
downstairs.
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Yeah, well,
you caught me off-guard.
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I was expecting a black guy,
not a gray one.
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So how old is he?
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He's younger than you.
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How much younger?
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A month.
A month!
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Let me get this straight.
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You, of all people,
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have a problem with me
dating an older guy?
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No, I--I just don't like
you dating a Capricorn.
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They're duplicitous.
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Oh, come on,
I wasn't born yesterday.
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Come to think of it,
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I was born the same year
as your wife.
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I'm well aware
of the irony here, Maya.
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Just do yourself a favor
and find someone your own age.
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00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:12,167
Oh, in other words,
do as I say, not as I do.
270
00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:16,033
What? I'm not dating anyone
30 years older than me.
271
00:11:16,033 --> 00:11:19,267
I have very little in common
with 90-year-old women.
272
00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:21,534
Other than a fondness
forNilla Wafers.
273
00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:24,734
I can't believe you are married
to someone half your age,
274
00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:26,200
and we are having
this discussion.
275
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,100
Hell, this should
be a bonding moment!
276
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,334
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm--
277
00:11:30,334 --> 00:11:31,701
A hypocrite. I know.
278
00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:35,167
No, I--I wasn't going there,
exactly.
279
00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:36,167
The point is--
280
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,033
Yeah?
281
00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:39,801
Jack, we got a crisis
in Shipping.
282
00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:41,434
Damn it, Dennis,
283
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,033
I'm in the middle
of something, here.
284
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,133
There's no time.
I'll explain on the way.
285
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:48,067
We're not done, you know.
286
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,367
What took you
so long?
287
00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:55,434
I pushed
the little button
288
00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:57,801
30 seconds ago.
289
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:58,834
I'm sorry.
290
00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:00,801
My bagel was over
the little red light.
291
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,400
How dare he.
292
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,801
I mean,
where does he get off
293
00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:13,033
lecturing anybody
on relationships?
294
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,400
Can't argue
with that.
295
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,200
What if Tom is
the love of my life?
296
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,200
Don't I owe it to myself
to explore that?
297
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,100
You know, Maya,
298
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:24,567
I think it was, uh, John Donne
who said, uh...
299
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:27,701
"Love all alike,
no season knows,
300
00:12:27,701 --> 00:12:30,868
"nor clime, nor hours,
days, months,
301
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:33,467
which are the rags of time."
302
00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:36,601
Wow...Elliott.
303
00:12:36,601 --> 00:12:38,067
Exactly.
304
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,834
Except when it's creepy,
like with you and the old guy.
305
00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,200
I should've known.
306
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,200
He's too old for you.
Based on what?
307
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,934
Based on the number of times
the earth has orbited the sun
308
00:12:50,934 --> 00:12:52,634
since he was born.
309
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,534
Thank you for your compassion.
310
00:12:56,534 --> 00:12:58,701
Think about it.
You're 30, he's 60.
311
00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:00,033
When you're 40, he's 70.
312
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:01,033
When you're 50--
313
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,234
I know, I know, he's 80.
314
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:03,968
No, he's dumped you
315
00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:05,534
for someone who's 30.
316
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:09,567
See, not only
do I feel bad,
317
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:12,801
but I feel bad
for feeling bad,
318
00:13:12,801 --> 00:13:15,367
and that feels bad.
319
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:16,367
[GROANS]
320
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:18,934
Okay, uh...I have an idea.
321
00:13:18,934 --> 00:13:20,834
Let's try word association.
322
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,267
Here goes.
323
00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:23,267
Boring.
324
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,868
Mundane.
325
00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:26,234
Endless.
326
00:13:26,234 --> 00:13:27,567
Eternal.
327
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:31,601
Outside of job responsibilities.
328
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:37,100
Fired.
329
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,567
Enthusiastic.
330
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:42,234
Better.
331
00:13:42,234 --> 00:13:44,701
Let me ask you
something.
332
00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:46,601
Why are you
dating this guy?
333
00:13:46,601 --> 00:13:48,200
What do you mean?
334
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,267
I mean, what makes him
so special?
335
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:55,200
I don't know. He's smart
and sophisticated and sexy.
336
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,167
You want to hear
my theory?
337
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,367
I think you're
dating this guy
338
00:13:58,367 --> 00:13:59,567
to get back
at your father
339
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:00,567
for marrying
a girl
340
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:01,901
you went
to high school with.
341
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,567
Oh, that's ridiculous.
342
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:04,634
Is it?
343
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:06,834
Easy-going Jack Gallo,
344
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,234
and you finally found
the one thing
345
00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:09,567
that pushes his buttons.
346
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:12,801
Trust me,
I would never date anyone
347
00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,434
to get back at my father.
348
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,501
Okay.
349
00:14:16,501 --> 00:14:17,934
And what
about you?
350
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:20,067
Dating a new 20-year-old
model every week.
351
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,400
How do you explain that?
352
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:25,567
In a loud, booming voice
to every guy I meet.
353
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,067
What am I
supposed to do?
354
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:31,167
I'm still her father.
355
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,167
I don't know.
356
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,367
How did Allie's
father take it
357
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:34,367
when you married her?
358
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:35,701
Not well.
359
00:14:35,701 --> 00:14:37,701
But eventually, he accepted it,
360
00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,834
just like you'll eventually
accept this.
361
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,167
Now, if you'll excuse me,
362
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:42,968
I have to get a triple shot
of cappuccino
363
00:14:42,968 --> 00:14:44,834
before my face hits the floor.
No offense.
364
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,834
He never
accepted it.
365
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:49,267
Okay, walk it off.
366
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:51,734
I never got his blessing.
367
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:55,000
Well, you showed him.
You nailed his daughter.
368
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,701
Maybe that's what this thing
is all about.
369
00:14:57,701 --> 00:15:00,133
Maybe I've been
lashing out at Maya
370
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,634
because I never got
Allie's father's blessing
371
00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:05,701
to marry her.
372
00:15:05,701 --> 00:15:07,667
Dennis, you're a genius.
373
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:08,968
Get Allie's dad
on the phone,
374
00:15:08,968 --> 00:15:11,334
and, hey,
that cappuccino's on me.
375
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:13,100
Ha, ha, it already was.
376
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,200
Hey, Frank.
Sorry I'm late.
377
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200
Jack.
378
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,300
Apparently,
I'm usually early.
379
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,667
I don't even know
what that means.
380
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,801
Can I get you a drink?
381
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,234
No, thanks.
382
00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:37,234
Uh, cigar?
No.
383
00:15:37,234 --> 00:15:38,234
Steak?
384
00:15:38,234 --> 00:15:40,000
Delores is waiting for me.
385
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,501
Oh, send her my love.
386
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:44,901
What's this all about, Jack?
387
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:46,234
Well, all right.
388
00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:50,167
Let's just get down to it.
389
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:52,734
This'll sound a little funny,
390
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,467
but it--it occurred to me,
in passing,
391
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,601
that when Allie and I
got married,
392
00:15:57,601 --> 00:15:59,434
I never got your blessing.
393
00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:05,267
Well, not ha-ha funny.
394
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:07,801
Just a formality, really.
395
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,667
Okay, now you go.
396
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,868
Why now?
397
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:14,467
I mean, it wasn't
important to you two
398
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,567
before you got married,
so why now?
399
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:18,300
Well, no special reason.
400
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,334
There just comes a certain
point in a man's life--
401
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:21,968
Jack, I hate
to bother you,
402
00:16:21,968 --> 00:16:24,167
but there's something I've got
to say, and it can't wait.
403
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,934
I'm gonna break it off
with your daughter.
404
00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:27,534
Tom, now is not a good time--
405
00:16:27,534 --> 00:16:29,934
Now, you don't have
to say a word.
406
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:32,133
I saw the look
on your face today.
407
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,968
All afternoon
I've been asking myself,
408
00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:36,000
what kind of
low-life creep
409
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,534
goes after a woman
half his age?
410
00:16:37,534 --> 00:16:38,534
You're dating
his daughter?
411
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:39,567
Yes, I am.
412
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:40,567
I think
I'm ready
413
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,567
for that cigar
now, Jack.
414
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,667
Tom, this is my--
415
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,567
I got to get
the rest of this out.
416
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:46,901
For hours now,
417
00:16:46,901 --> 00:16:48,467
I've been feeling
like a jerk,
418
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,801
imagining what people
would say about me.
419
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,801
Cradle robber.
Dirty old man.
420
00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:54,501
Pervert.
Yeah, thanks.
421
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:56,000
The bottom line is
422
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,467
if you don't approve,
I'll move on.
423
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:03,200
Tom, I respect
that you came to me.
424
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,033
It shows
tremendous character,
425
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:10,734
but I've always felt
that love is ageless,
426
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:11,834
and evergreen.
427
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,234
So don't worry about me.
428
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:19,067
All that matters is that
you treat my daughter right.
429
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,467
You've got my blessing.
430
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:23,601
Jack, you're a hell
of a guy.
431
00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:24,601
Hell of a guy.
432
00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:25,934
Just doing
the right thing.
433
00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:27,334
Well, that was
very big of you.
434
00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:30,133
In fact,
my wife Allie and I
435
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,267
would like to take you two
to dinner Saturday night.
436
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:35,901
I have to take
a rain check on that.
437
00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,133
Since you're
okay with this,
438
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,501
I thought
I'd take Maya
439
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:40,067
up to my cabin
for the weekend.
440
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,267
[CLUCKS]
441
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,567
Hell of a guy.
442
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:53,167
Jeez, Jack,
what hurts the worst,
443
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,400
the pounding head,
444
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,868
or the, uh, sharp pain
in the stomach?
445
00:17:57,501 --> 00:17:59,534
Really too close to call.
446
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:00,934
You want to run
after that worm
447
00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:02,934
and tell him to stay
the hell away from her?
448
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,400
I want to make him cry.
449
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,767
In that case, you
have my blessing.
450
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:09,267
Thanks...
451
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:10,267
Dad.
452
00:18:14,434 --> 00:18:16,133
[HEART RATE MONITOR BEEPING]
453
00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:19,567
Oh, look at you.
454
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:21,267
[SIGHS]
455
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,801
You poor thing.
456
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,400
What have I done?
457
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,667
Are you in pain?
458
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,300
[GROANS]
459
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,067
Well, let's see
what they have you on, hmm?
460
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,467
Oh, you lucky dog.
461
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:36,968
Why is it they always
save the good stuff
462
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:40,667
for when you can't even dance?
463
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,334
Look, uh, I'm sorry.
464
00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:44,234
I'm really, really sorry,
465
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:46,601
and, well,
I don't care what it takes.
466
00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:49,767
I'm going to stay by your side
and help pull you through.
467
00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:52,200
[WHISPERING]
468
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,834
What? What was that?
469
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,634
Oh...Oh, my, my.
470
00:18:57,634 --> 00:19:01,133
It's nice to hear
that not everything's broken.
471
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:03,701
Hmm?
472
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:07,734
Well, I guess
we did get interrupted.
473
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:13,100
[HEART RATE MONITOR
BEEPS FASTER]
474
00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:16,534
Oh, you like that, huh?
475
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:17,868
[GROANS]
476
00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:19,634
Well, how about this?
477
00:19:19,634 --> 00:19:20,868
[MONITOR BEEPING RACING]
478
00:19:23,534 --> 00:19:25,334
[MONITOR FLATLINING]
479
00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:35,400
Is he here?
480
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400
Who, your old man?
Yeah.
481
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,901
Which one?
482
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:48,367
Well, I hope you're happy.
Tom broke up with me.
483
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:50,167
I can't believe
you told him to end it.
484
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,000
I can't believe he listened.
485
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,767
The man's 60 years old,
for God's sake.
486
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,767
Where's his backbone?
487
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:58,868
Although, men do start
to lose calcium at his age.
488
00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:00,667
Would you stop?
489
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,868
And that is not the point.
490
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,400
Sure, it is.
491
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,334
You think I went running
to Allie's dad for his blessing?
492
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:07,701
I couldn't have cared less.
493
00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:09,367
All I care about is her,
494
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:10,968
and that's the kind of man
you want.
495
00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:11,968
Someone like you.
496
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:13,434
You could do worse.
497
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:15,934
Perhaps I should consult
your three ex-wives on that.
498
00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:17,200
Maybe.
499
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,434
Do you speak jackal?
500
00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:20,834
Jack, we got a crisis
in Shipping.
501
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:22,067
Two men down.
502
00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:24,667
Dennis, I didn't press
the little button.
503
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,133
Oh, sorry.
504
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,801
I just thought
the little light was burned out.
505
00:20:30,801 --> 00:20:32,200
You know what
the worst part is?
506
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,467
Someone suggested
507
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,667
that maybe I was dating Tom
to get back at you.
508
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,701
And?
509
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:39,300
And at first
I thought he was crazy,
510
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,367
but then I started wondering,
511
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,968
"God, could I do
something like that,
512
00:20:42,968 --> 00:20:45,934
or did I really have
feelings for him?"
513
00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:47,200
And now I'll never know.
514
00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:50,033
I'm sorry.
515
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:53,801
No, you're gonna have to do
better than that.
516
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:58,067
Okay. Earlier today,
517
00:20:58,067 --> 00:21:01,901
I thought I'd figured out
why this thing bothered me,
518
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,501
but I hadn't.
519
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:06,501
Then, as I'm riding
up in the elevator,
520
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:09,634
after telling your friend
to stay away from you,
521
00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:11,434
it hit me.
522
00:21:11,434 --> 00:21:16,234
I finally understood
how I can be so hypocritical
523
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,934
as to marry a woman half my age,
524
00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:22,267
but not want you
to date a man twice yours.
525
00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:25,100
I'm on the edge of my seat.
526
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:28,767
Because I'm your father,
that's why.
527
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:35,667
Good night, kid.
528
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,133
Oh, uh, do me a favor.
529
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,267
Call Maintenance.
530
00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:40,434
These windows are filthy.
531
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,167
[***]
532
00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:54,300
* Life keeps bringing me
Back to you *
533
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:57,300
* Keeps bringing me home *
534
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* It don't matter
What I want to do 'cause *
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* It's got a mind of its own *
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* Life keeps bringing me
Back to you **
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