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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:35,375 I don't remember where... 2 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:39,375 but an actor in a film once said: 3 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:43,292 “"We make our own destiny.” 4 00:01:43,292 --> 00:01:46,375 I think that's why they loved the movies... 5 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:50,375 movies really inspire. 6 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,250 Don't move! 7 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:43,375 Don't worry, we don't kill kids. 8 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:46,375 Hey you, be quiet! 9 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:09,375 Chips, salame, cookies... 10 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:19,375 It all started one morning that would be forever... 11 00:03:19,542 --> 00:03:23,250 in the memory of everyone in that institute. 12 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:25,250 Wake up, sleepyhead. 13 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:35,250 Stallone, Marcio and An in ha were inseparable friends... 14 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:38,250 and the institute was their lives. 15 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:40,375 When Stallone was born... 16 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:43,625 his father gave him the name of his favorite actor. 17 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:45,375 Stallone. 18 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:56,375 Then left home to make a film in Hollywood... 19 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:59,167 and never came back. 20 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,375 Stallone's mother had to travel to take care of the castle... 21 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:07,375 that his grandfather left in Atlantis... 22 00:04:07,375 --> 00:04:10,167 that city under the sea. 23 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:13,375 Stallone didn't go with her because he couldn't swim. 24 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:18,375 That was what he told everyone who asked about his parents. 25 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:22,500 So Stallone came to the institute... 26 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:26,042 to live with several people like him... 27 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:28,333 whom he called... 28 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,333 "Buddies.” 29 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,458 Marcio lost his parents early, but unlike Stallone... 30 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:41,333 his parents really died. 31 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:46,333 Marcio's sisters took him to the institute... 32 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:49,333 and every month they came to visit him. 33 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,458 They used to say to Marcio that their parents had turned angels... 34 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:59,333 and that they were building a huge house for them to dwell on the moon. 35 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:06,208 Over time the visits decreased until they never came back again. 36 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:16,208 An in ha had a father and a mother but she never met them. 37 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,042 WE LOVE YOU MOM AND DAD 38 00:05:18,042 --> 00:05:21,458 They said they'd come to visit her only when she got married... 39 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:26,208 but it had to be with a singer and on the Day of Saint Jude Thaddaeus. 40 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:28,333 They were devotees of the saint. 41 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:32,333 But let's get back to life at the institute. 42 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:37,250 Every day they woke up at 7 am... 43 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,333 they had breakfast at 8 am... 44 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,208 they studied from 9 am to noon... 45 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:47,250 and had lunch at 1 pm. 46 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:53,208 In the afternoon, they took care of the video library. 47 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:57,250 This was an agreement they made with aunt Esmeralda... 48 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,250 the director of the institute. 49 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,625 That afternoon Stallone was watching... 50 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:09,333 one of his favorite movies: "Thelma & Louise". 51 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:14,250 It is the story of two women who live a great adventure. 52 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,333 Stallone liked that film so much... 53 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:20,250 that he knew all the lines by heart. 54 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:29,458 That is when he had his great idea. 55 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,458 As usual, on that night... 56 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:35,250 I locked up the institute and went to sleep. 57 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:40,208 Close! Close! 58 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:48,458 "Carpe diem", seize the day, buddies... 59 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:53,250 make your lives extraordinary! 60 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,333 Marcio took care of the keys... 61 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,333 An in ha of the disguises... 62 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,208 and Stallone of my car. 63 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:29,375 Push, but silently! 64 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:48,042 PSYCHIATRY 65 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:52,208 -Who killed the woman? - I didn't. 66 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:56,250 The woman was armed, she got up and shot me ok? 67 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,208 What about the two guys in the room, who killed them? 68 00:07:58,208 --> 00:07:59,500 They were two and they were armed. 69 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,208 They were armed but they didn't shoot you. 70 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:03,333 They didn't shoot because I was faster, jackass. 71 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:06,458 They didn't shoot because I beat them to it, asshole. 72 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:10,083 If I didn't plug them, you'd be now stressed... 73 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:11,625 telling this fucking story to Pedro Alvares Cabral... 74 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,167 in a spiritualist center. 75 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:14,333 What's this about Cabral? 76 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:16,458 You're screwing with me, right? Are you? 77 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:18,333 If it weren't for Cabral you would still... 78 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,208 be walking in loincloth like Indians, yeah. 79 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,250 Good, good... 80 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:24,375 very good, that's what I want. 81 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,250 You have to put all the bad things out... 82 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,250 now please stand up. 83 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,458 It's time to hug. 84 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:37,208 A reconciliation hug, go, go. 85 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:42,458 No, no. That's not a hug. 86 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:49,333 Very good, with both hands, very good, very good. 87 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,458 You may separate now. Let's talk. 88 00:08:56,125 --> 00:09:00,333 Well, you're going to spend thirty days under the supervision of intern affairs. 89 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,333 Why? 90 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,458 Because the stress level is too high and it's not good... 91 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:06,333 for your health. 92 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:09,333 And it also puts at risk the safety of the department. 93 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,333 Are we grounded? 94 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,458 Grounded? Did someone here talk about being grounded? 95 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:16,208 No, I said thirty day in another department... 96 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:18,333 as a therapeutic treatment. This is not a punishment. 97 00:09:18,417 --> 00:09:19,583 Which department? 98 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:22,333 Department of Missing People. 99 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,333 Honey, we're trained to disappear with people... 100 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,000 not to find them. 101 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,458 Well I repeat. 102 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:31,458 Orders from above, Main Sector. 103 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,208 Thank you! 104 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,458 How will we eat? We have no money. 105 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,333 Well, I'm Mr. Green, you're Mr. Blue... 106 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:58,333 and you man are Mr. Pink. 107 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:01,333 -Why am I Mr. Pink? -Because you're a faggot, alright? 108 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,458 I am Mr. Pink! 109 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:06,292 So let's wear the masks and let's eat. 110 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Attention, attention all units! 111 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,125 Red Karmann-Ghia with three heavily armed suspects... 112 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,208 is heading south. 113 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,458 CIRCUS -Look, a circus, pull over! 114 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,333 Go back, Mr. Green. 115 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,458 Yes, stop the car. Here is good. 116 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:14,458 Wow, It's beautiful. 117 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,208 Let's go, let's go. 118 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,208 Come on, come on. 119 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,125 Hey, Ladies first. 120 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:27,083 Hey man, what about me? Aren't you going to help me? 121 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,333 Wait for me! Damn it! 122 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:51,208 Hey my friend, what's up, my friend? 123 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:55,125 Hey smart dog. 124 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:19,083 Wow, what a circus, take a look. 125 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:29,333 Hey buddies, come here! There's lots of cool stuff here man! 126 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,333 Come here! Yes! 127 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,458 My cape. 128 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,000 Look at your princess outfit. 129 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,333 My helmet. 130 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,333 Look, trunks. 131 00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:44,292 I'm a princess. 132 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:54,083 Upwards and onwards. 133 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,333 Well, since I'm a genius... 134 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:06,458 we are granted three wishes. 135 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,208 I wanna marry. 136 00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:09,292 I wanna fly. 137 00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:11,125 I wanna see the sea. 138 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,083 Hey handsome, pick a number. 139 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:16,208 Twenty two. 140 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,333 One, two, three, four, five... 141 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:22,083 twenty, twenty one, twenty-two. 142 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,333 I'm first. 143 00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:25,292 Choose another number. 144 00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:26,333 One thousand. 145 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:31,083 One, two, ten, twenty, thirty, forty, one thousand. 146 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:33,125 I'm second. 147 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,333 The three musketeers? 148 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,208 Yeah, the three musketeers were also four. 149 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:46,083 So, "All for one and one for all."” 150 00:13:56,333 --> 00:14:00,083 Let me tell you about their dreams. 151 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:06,208 Stallone's dream was to see the sea... 152 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:10,083 to reencounter with his mother in Atlantis. 153 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,125 What's this, Stallone? 154 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,292 Marcio's dream was to fly... 155 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:17,333 to help his parents finish the house on the moon. 156 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,333 Jump, jump, jump! 157 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,125 But whenever he tried, it never worked. 158 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,333 An in ha wanted to marry a singer, It didn't matter who... 159 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:41,125 as long as they married on the day of Saint Jude. 160 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,125 I just wanted You to know 161 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:49,333 That that joy Is still with me 162 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:53,125 And that my affection Was not left on the road 163 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:56,292 It was not stuck in the dust 164 00:14:56,292 --> 00:15:00,083 I Just wanted You to know 165 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:03,292 That this girl Is now a woman 166 00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:06,333 And that this Woman is a girl 167 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:10,208 Who harvested her fruit, Flower of her affection 168 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:12,333 I just wanted to 169 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:17,083 Tell everybody who I like 170 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,292 Each composer has its own way to express... 171 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,000 Lady, the situation is as follows. 172 00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:26,458 You're in luck because this month, my friend and I... 173 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:31,292 are helping out the Department of Missing People. 174 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,417 What we do is a little more violent. 175 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,208 If this tape here... 176 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,125 instead of falling into our hands... 177 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:41,458 had fallen into the hands of those vultures in the press... 178 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,125 at this moment, somebody would be cracking down... 179 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,542 on those bums who fled the institute. 180 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,208 Bums? 181 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:52,458 Oh, no? They aren't outlaws, no? 182 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:55,083 So let's see, lady. 183 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:59,333 Someone who robs a convenience store is what? 184 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,333 A troublemaker? An angel? 185 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:06,125 First of all: 186 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,208 there's no lady here, my name's Esmeralda. 187 00:16:09,292 --> 00:16:10,458 In second place: 188 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:14,458 we're talking about three young people with Down Syndrome. 189 00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,333 Pay close attention, Aunt Esmeralda. 190 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,333 We have no prejudice, a bandit is a bandit. 191 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:23,542 I'm also handicapped. I was born with just this little finger. 192 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,208 And I'm not complaining. 193 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:28,125 Sir, I'll be very clear: 194 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,333 If anything happens to my children... 195 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:36,333 you will regret very much having joined the police. 196 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:38,208 Did you understand? 197 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,208 -My angel... -Not "my angel”. Jazilma. 198 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:46,083 Aunt Esmeralda's right-hand. 199 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:50,208 Jazilma, we're here to help. 200 00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:51,333 To help whom? 201 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,208 -Where's the arsenal? -What? 202 00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,333 Where do you keep the guns? 203 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:02,542 What is this? We have no guns here. 204 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:04,333 Mrs. Esmeralda... 205 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,583 We'll have to interrogate your kids. 206 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,042 Spit it out, come on, spit it out. 207 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:27,167 Three... 208 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,333 three guys... 209 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:32,292 went to the school... 210 00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:35,292 "taken" the car... 211 00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:39,167 and "gone" very far away. 212 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,583 We know that, more information please. 213 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:46,167 They took the car and "gone” straight to Las Vegas. 214 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:49,167 They stole a project of... 215 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:52,292 precious stones, rings. 216 00:17:52,292 --> 00:17:56,417 It was so, the wire detached... 217 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:57,458 and exploded. 218 00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:00,583 -I'm sending a kiss... -So help me God. 219 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,292 To the whole country which I really love. 220 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,583 It's really cool to dance like Michael Jackson... 221 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:11,292 but when he died I took his place. 222 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:19,458 Shake your ass, you know? Dancing... 223 00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,542 Taking your clothes off, you know? 224 00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:23,333 Do you know where they went or not? 225 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,167 Spain, Japan... 226 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:28,167 -To the jungle. -To the... 227 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,292 -Italy -To the... 228 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:31,167 Netherlands, Mexico. 229 00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:35,042 He went to a mall. He went out to the movies. 230 00:18:35,042 --> 00:18:36,583 Grab the rocket and go. 231 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,333 Honey, answer my colleague please. 232 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,167 Which story? 233 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:42,542 I like to draw. 234 00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,333 To hit the bottle and stuff. 235 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,333 Auntie loves heart. 236 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:51,167 You're no good, dude. You suck. 237 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,292 That's not funny. 238 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:43,167 Now they had a destination, to make Stallone's dream come true. 239 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:47,458 So they decided to stop to ask where the sea was. 240 00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:53,292 Good morning! Where's the sea? 241 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:18,167 "People are like rugs... 242 00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:21,292 occasionally they need to be shaken." 243 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,333 -Hi, I'm Otavio Galvao. -And I'm Elisa Gigli. 244 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:58,167 We start today's news with the case of the three clowns... 245 00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,333 who have been causing terror wherever they go. 246 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,167 Within 24 hours... 247 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:06,167 they were already famous all over the country. 248 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:10,333 With a stolen car and heavily armed these three individuals... 249 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,333 fled the institute where they lived and attacked... 250 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,292 a convenience store last night. 251 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,167 To you, Novaski. 252 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:19,583 Cesar, although they were masked... 253 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,542 could you identify any of the robbers? 254 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:26,083 No man, they were very quick. Very professional, you know? 255 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,333 I didn't see much. 256 00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,167 And were you scared? 257 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,042 Come on, what's that? Scared, me? 258 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,083 I'm about to get my blue belt in Jiu-Jitsu. 259 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,583 Hey, master Robertao, together, bro. 260 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:39,583 And I started fighting Muay Thai. You know Muay Thai, right? 261 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:43,333 So if these guys came to touch my cash box... 262 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,458 there would be problems, you know? 263 00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:48,167 So you see, Otavio, the situation here was not easy. 264 00:21:48,292 --> 00:21:50,458 And we go now to the reporter Patricia Guerra... 265 00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:53,167 who has more information about the robbery. 266 00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:57,208 We're here with Simple Jack, another victim of the gang of clowns. 267 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:59,583 Hi, Simple, how did they approach you? 268 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,167 They sprung up. 269 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:03,042 And when we “realize” they were already there. 270 00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:05,208 And already in action, gun-toting, you know? 271 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:09,292 They started speaking in a foreign language, film quotes, masks... 272 00:22:09,292 --> 00:22:10,333 They were professionals. 273 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:12,417 And here's Little John who was with me. 274 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:13,583 Little John, come here. 275 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,542 They threatened the boy, right? 276 00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:20,167 Did you see? 277 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:22,167 But I took John like this. 278 00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:24,042 And said: “"Hey. Don't touch the kid. 279 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,292 Whatever you're going to do you must do to me.” 280 00:22:25,292 --> 00:22:27,333 I faced them. 281 00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:29,333 And then the leader said: 282 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,583 “No, we don't kill kids... 283 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,417 Then I was calmer on the one hand. 284 00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:35,042 But I was worried about myself on the other hand... 285 00:22:35,042 --> 00:22:36,542 because it's not easy. 286 00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:39,042 The guy comes and say: “"We don't kill kids.” 287 00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:41,000 But you being an adult... 288 00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:42,333 So you see, Otavio. 289 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:45,167 The gang chooses its victims well. 290 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:49,333 Now we have live images from a fire in a building in the capital... 291 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:52,208 where many people have already died. 292 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:35,333 An in ha, Marcio and Stallone loved Raul Seixas... 293 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:38,167 for all he represented. 294 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:41,333 He was a funny guy, sang beautiful songs... 295 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:44,583 and he dressed like a real pop star. 296 00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:54,333 I wanna piss. 297 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,583 Don't say piss, say "pee". 298 00:23:57,167 --> 00:24:00,167 Fuck, pee is for women and fruits. 299 00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:02,583 -I wanna pee too. -Damn! 300 00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:05,167 All right, let's stop the car. 301 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:08,167 Come on, come on, I am about to burst. 302 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:10,000 -Me too, I can't hold it in anymore. -Hurry Mr. Green. 303 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,417 I need to do it now, Mr. Green! 304 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:46,167 "Be careful with what you wish for... 305 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:51,167 because you might, you might get it." 306 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,583 An in ha didn't like to see any animal caged. 307 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:08,208 She knew how bad it was to feel this way. 308 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,167 Good afternoon. 309 00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:33,292 Good afternoon. 310 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,333 -The lady's name? -Noemi a. 311 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:37,167 Special agents. 312 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:39,292 -Oh, good afternoon. -Mrs. Noemi a... 313 00:25:39,292 --> 00:25:41,333 were you the one who saw the boys passing through here? 314 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,167 Exactly. 315 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,292 Could you describe them to us? 316 00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:48,167 They were dangerous. 317 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:49,208 Did they beat you? 318 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:51,292 No. 319 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:52,333 Did they threaten the ma'am? 320 00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:54,167 No. 321 00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:55,417 Were they armed? 322 00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:57,333 Uh, I don't know that. 323 00:25:57,417 --> 00:25:59,583 So how were they dangerous, ma'am? 324 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:03,292 They kidnapped a boy and were talking about things... 325 00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:05,042 that didn't make any sense. 326 00:26:05,042 --> 00:26:07,333 Lady, what do you mean they kidnapped a boy? 327 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:09,583 -Yes, that it. -Did you see the boy? 328 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:14,292 I saw something moving in the back seat of the car. 329 00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:17,208 Hey, lady, if you're lying we'll come back, ok? 330 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:21,042 Stop with the hair, let's go. 331 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:29,167 -1,2,3,4 -To be Scouts we adore 332 00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:31,333 -4,3,2,1 -But it's not for everyone 333 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:34,333 -1,2,3,4 -To be Scouts we adore 334 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:38,167 -4,3,2,1 -But it's not for everyone 335 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,333 -Once Scouts -Always Scouts 336 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,292 -One for all -And all for one 337 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,292 Mr. Green saw your cookie. 338 00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:46,292 Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie. 339 00:26:47,167 --> 00:26:49,167 Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie. 340 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,208 Stop, Marcio. 341 00:26:50,292 --> 00:26:51,292 Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie. 342 00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:53,167 -Stop, Marcio. -So I'll drive. 343 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:55,167 -No, you'll not. -Yes, I will. Yes, I will. 344 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,167 Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie. 345 00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:01,167 -Stop, Marcio. -Has his eye... 346 00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:02,333 -on your cookie. -Stop, Marcio, enough! 347 00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:05,292 Mr. Green saw your cookie. 348 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:06,292 Stop, Marcio. 349 00:27:08,167 --> 00:27:09,333 Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie. 350 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:11,292 -Enough. -Cookie, cookie. 351 00:27:11,292 --> 00:27:12,417 Enough, stop man, damn. 352 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,458 So now I'll drive. 353 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,333 Good! Then drive. 354 00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:30,167 And that soda? I told you not to touch the soda. 355 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,583 Oh, chief, your soda is over. 356 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,292 Not the sandwich! 357 00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:36,292 Be careful! 358 00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:54,333 It broke. Mr. Arlindo is gonna kill me! 359 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,333 One thing became clear there. 360 00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:02,042 Stallone was the leader of the three because only he knew how to drive. 361 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,083 HIGHWAY PATROL 500M 362 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,167 -Pull over, Souza. -What for, man? 363 00:28:51,167 --> 00:28:53,167 -A quick piss, quickie. -What? 364 00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:54,417 Pull over, one second. 365 00:28:55,042 --> 00:28:56,542 I can't believe this. 366 00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:04,333 Hello, yes boss? 367 00:29:06,417 --> 00:29:08,208 You can rest assured. 368 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:11,167 No, we're already on the trail of the three kids. 369 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,417 By the end of the night we'll already have captured the kids. 370 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:18,292 Souza, Batatinha Ferrari's going to help you in this case. 371 00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:20,208 Batatinha Ferrari, boss? 372 00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:21,583 With all due respect boss... 373 00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:23,458 what does this piece of shit have to do with the case? 374 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:26,333 We are not going to take orders from a preppy... 375 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,167 son of a congressman. 376 00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:32,292 It's decided, Batatinha Ferrari is going to help you in this case. 377 00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:39,042 Fuck, now they put one more retard to chase three retards. 378 00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:40,417 Holy shit. 379 00:29:40,417 --> 00:29:42,417 Retarded? What's that, retarded? 380 00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:44,292 Who is retarded here? 381 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:47,167 I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about another retard. 382 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:48,583 What? 383 00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:53,083 Let's go, ok. 384 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,583 -Gei in the car already. -Speed up! 385 00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:58,042 Let's get out of here. 386 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:05,167 In everything they had what we call a "democratic attitude”. 387 00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:08,167 If one did something, the other had to do the same. 388 00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:10,292 So it was now... 389 00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:14,167 Marcios' turn to play the villain. 390 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:39,292 I'm coming. 391 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:55,333 I'm coming. I'm frying chicken thighs. 392 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:00,542 Gorgeous. 393 00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:04,167 I'm coming. I'm coming. 394 00:31:04,417 --> 00:31:08,167 I want a soda and ten pastéis. 395 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:10,167 -Me too. -Me too. 396 00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:11,417 I want some chocolate ice cream. 397 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:13,042 -Me too. -Me too. 398 00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:14,333 I want a soda and a pizza. 399 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,417 Not for me, pizza gives me gas. 400 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:20,167 We're here with Mrs. Noemi a who claims to have seen the boy... 401 00:31:20,167 --> 00:31:22,292 kidnapped by the gang. How was he? 402 00:31:22,333 --> 00:31:25,333 He was small and very hairy. 403 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,167 And where were they going? 404 00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:30,042 The boy who was dressed as a genie... 405 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:33,042 told me that they wanted to see the sea. 406 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:36,167 So, what do you want? 407 00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:39,458 I want a soda and ten pastéis. 408 00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:41,333 Which girl? The robber? 409 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:44,042 I want some chocolate ice cream. 410 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:49,167 I want everything they asked for plus a pizza and a soda. 411 00:31:49,167 --> 00:31:51,458 Gustavo Novaski, always attentive to the facts... 412 00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:53,333 directly for the News Times. 413 00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:14,208 Damn, what does Batatinha Ferrari want calling us now? 414 00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:18,292 Let this piece of shit call, man. Why pay attention to that faggot. 415 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:21,417 A census... 416 00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:25,417 taker once tried to test me... 417 00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:28,167 I ate his liver... 418 00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:33,167 with some fava beans and a nice chianti. 419 00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:38,333 And now you will see the impressive footage... 420 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:41,292 of another shark attack in Recife. 421 00:32:54,292 --> 00:32:58,083 Hey, boy, who will pay the bill? 422 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:03,167 Now it's my turn. 423 00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:09,333 Stop! Everyone on the floor, now! 424 00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:12,458 Awesome! 425 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,458 BOUNDARY OF STATES PARANA - SANTA CATARINA 426 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,583 Watch for your mask, silly! 427 00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:30,292 -They are chasing us. -We are busted. 428 00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:32,458 -Speed up, speed up! -Oh my god. 429 00:33:37,042 --> 00:33:38,333 -Speed up! -It's the best I can do. 430 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:39,417 He's getting closer. 431 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:44,167 -Speed up! -Speed up! 432 00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:52,458 We are out of gas, damn! 433 00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:19,458 Registration. 434 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:21,333 Registration. 435 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:29,208 -Where are you going? -I'm going to see the sea. 436 00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:33,292 Who's Arlindo Godoy? 437 00:34:33,292 --> 00:34:37,125 "Hey friend, round up the usual suspects.” 438 00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:39,458 "Casablanca”, man? 439 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:50,333 "Never trust a man with a mustache, especially if he's a police officer". 440 00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:55,333 Dispatch, dispatch, over. Check this license plate for me. 441 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:59,375 GTB Golf Tango Bravo 7683 442 00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:03,125 -City, 301? -Min as Gerais, Contagem. 443 00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:06,083 301 Attention. Stolen vehicle. 444 00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:09,167 Three heavily armed suspects, copy? 445 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,375 Understood, I got it. 446 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:17,167 When nothing is certain, anything is possible. 447 00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:25,583 Until the next edition. 448 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:30,333 There are more people who give up than people who fail. 449 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:35,375 And they wouldn't give up. They could already smell the sea. 450 00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:37,375 Hey, you sat in my seat. 451 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:41,167 Oh honey... your bad. 452 00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,292 Can I sit with you? 453 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:48,125 "Nonononono”, Mr. Pink is sitting here. 454 00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:01,125 And now we go to Patricia Guerra, live... 455 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:03,333 directly from another store... 456 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,375 victim of this terrible gang. 457 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:08,125 Otavio, we're not in the store of the robbery. 458 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:10,167 We're leaving the cult with Pastor Tonico... 459 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,375 another victim of the gang. 460 00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:13,292 Could you identify any of them? 461 00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:17,167 They're Asian, Eskimo-ish. 462 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,333 The one talking to me... 463 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:23,125 had already killed a person and eaten his liver. 464 00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:25,292 Thank you. 465 00:36:25,292 --> 00:36:27,417 We'll come back at any time with more news... 466 00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:29,458 about this gang of bloodthirsty clowns. 467 00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:31,625 If you're kidding me I'll come back. 468 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,542 No, no sir! 469 00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:37,167 That fucking Batatinha is an asshole. 470 00:36:37,167 --> 00:36:38,583 Listen to me, man. 471 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:40,125 I'll go the way you told me. 472 00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:42,458 If you're screwing with me I'll be back to this fucking place. 473 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:46,375 -No sir, boss. -All right? I'm not a chump, ok? 474 00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:48,167 I'm not a chump. 475 00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:57,167 What a rude man! I love this kind of man. 476 00:36:59,292 --> 00:37:01,375 Attention, attention All units. 477 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:05,292 Down Syndrome gang was seen at km 5 of Highway 101. 478 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:07,458 In Santa Catarina, copy? 479 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,292 Got it, dispatch. We're going there now. 480 00:37:26,167 --> 00:37:27,292 Are you Tavares? 481 00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:38,375 -Where are you two from? -Judiciary. Here. 482 00:37:40,167 --> 00:37:41,625 So I was chasing after them, the three boys. 483 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,458 There was a girl wearing a princess dress... 484 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:46,458 -Where were you? -And a cape. 485 00:37:46,458 --> 00:37:48,167 It's easy to find, I'll find them. 486 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:49,375 No, where were you? 487 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:50,583 Where were the fugitives? 488 00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:53,083 I was on the road, I was passing. 489 00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:55,333 -Where does this highway go? -The highway... 490 00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,167 comes from there, I don't know. 491 00:37:59,167 --> 00:38:00,208 That's lovely! 492 00:38:00,333 --> 00:38:01,542 That's lovely! 493 00:38:01,542 --> 00:38:04,375 Can you tell me why you two are not answering the phone? 494 00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:06,125 Was that your number? 495 00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:07,375 No, no, it wasn't mine. 496 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:09,333 -It was an accident -"It was an accident.” 497 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:11,375 -Sorry Batatinha. -Not Batatinha. 498 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:15,125 Agent Ferrari to you, Agent Ferrari, got it? 499 00:38:15,417 --> 00:38:17,583 Listen, from now on, I'm also on the case. 500 00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:20,083 -Wake up, Batatinha. -"Wake up” my ass. 501 00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:21,167 My ass. 502 00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:23,375 This is the opportunity of my life. 503 00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:26,000 I am not missing it because of two bastards who don't know anything. 504 00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:28,125 I'm in charge, man. 505 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:30,208 Listen, if you don't cooperate... 506 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:32,375 I'll change the agents to work with me in this case. 507 00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:35,125 -Get lost! "Batatinha”. -You, drop dead! 508 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:37,292 Hey, Agent Ferrari, I have something for you... 509 00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,625 here in my pocket, been here a while, I forgot. Here. 510 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:44,167 Look, Portuguese. 511 00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:46,375 You can't do that! 512 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:49,125 I'll put in my report. That bunch of idiots. 513 00:38:49,417 --> 00:38:51,375 I need to know, damn it! 514 00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:55,292 That pack of rats! 515 00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:03,375 And you don't do anything, you just look. 516 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:10,333 Do you like women? 517 00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:14,458 I'll show you a pretty girl. 518 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:18,375 Hot, huh? 519 00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:21,333 I met her at night. 520 00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:25,208 You had to see how she kissed well. 521 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:29,375 Oh my God, unforgettable her kiss. 522 00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,333 She took me to heaven. 523 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,208 What's going on? 524 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,167 Lollipop? 525 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,625 I don't want you talking to retards, you understand? 526 00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:42,375 Sit down. 527 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:46,458 I'm normal. 528 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:11,375 That afternoon, Stallone prayed that the beach was far away... 529 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:13,375 because he wouldn't feel the time passing. 530 00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:18,125 If the bus never arrived at its destination... 531 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,125 he'd still be happy. 532 00:41:25,292 --> 00:41:27,125 Stop the bus! 533 00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:47,375 It didn't take more than a sip... 534 00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:50,042 to know what the sea tasted like. 535 00:41:51,167 --> 00:41:54,458 It was much bigger than Stallone had imagined. 536 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:57,125 Much saltier too. 537 00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:00,125 The sand, oh, how it was fun to walk on... 538 00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,375 it looked like the sand of the playground of the institute... 539 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:04,458 but a million times greater. 540 00:42:05,125 --> 00:42:09,208 Across the sea there were foreigners. American, Japanese... 541 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:13,375 pirates and all sorts of people who didn't speak our language. 542 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:20,542 Stallone thought how Jesus must have been light... 543 00:42:20,542 --> 00:42:24,333 to be able to walk on water without sinking. 544 00:42:28,125 --> 00:42:32,125 Suddenly a tip of insecurity began to emerge... 545 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:35,125 as an iceberg in Stallone's heart. 546 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:38,375 It was Aninha's turn to find a husband. 547 00:42:44,292 --> 00:42:47,375 That afternoon, they met Hercules... 548 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:50,375 a nice fisherman who lived over there. 549 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:53,375 Although it is night 550 00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:58,125 Wow, what a strange fountain 551 00:42:58,125 --> 00:43:01,167 Going down the mountain 552 00:43:01,167 --> 00:43:04,125 Although it is night 553 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:06,458 And it's still night 554 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:09,167 On the clear day of tonight 555 00:43:09,167 --> 00:43:11,583 And it's still night 556 00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:16,458 On the clear day of tonight 557 00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:22,125 -And go Raul! -And go Raul! 558 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:07,458 Hey Marcio, see you in another world. 559 00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:09,375 I'm flying! 560 00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:15,292 If you want to make your dreams come true... 561 00:44:15,292 --> 00:44:17,333 first you need to wake up. 562 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:21,125 Hey, can I talk to you? 563 00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:24,625 -Listen... -What? 564 00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:28,083 A question... Can I go fishing with you? 565 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:30,333 -Are you afraid of fish? -No. 566 00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:32,292 Are you strong? 567 00:44:32,292 --> 00:44:34,125 Why do you think I got this name? 568 00:44:34,417 --> 00:44:36,125 Can you swim? 569 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:40,375 -No? -No. Unfortunately. 570 00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:44,000 So go there, ask Sheula to get some life jackets. 571 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,167 Ask if your friends want to go... 572 00:44:45,167 --> 00:44:47,083 -and get life jackets for everybody. -Thanks man, thank you bro. 573 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:48,333 Go for it! 574 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:53,167 I'll catch a big fish. 575 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,375 The three couldn't believe it. 576 00:44:56,375 --> 00:45:00,292 But they were leaving for their greatest adventure: 577 00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:05,375 To face the unknown ocean on a delicious fishing trip. 578 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:20,333 So this is the gang's hideout, huh? 579 00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:27,333 For the first time the three ate a little fish caught by them. 580 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:31,125 And that was the best lunch of all their lives. 581 00:45:33,417 --> 00:45:37,125 Well, I want to thank everyone in the Department of Missing People... 582 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:41,083 But I think the participation of two officers of a special group... 583 00:45:41,083 --> 00:45:45,417 was essential in solving this case so quickly. 584 00:45:45,458 --> 00:45:49,125 After all, we are always one step ahead of the crooks. 585 00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:53,292 The three knew that Mr. Black had found a family... 586 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:56,125 and so he had achieved his dream. 587 00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,375 They decided to get off at a port... 588 00:45:58,375 --> 00:46:00,458 so they didn't have to say goodbye to him. 589 00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:09,167 We can put the guns... 590 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:12,417 We can, I don't know, place the four of us side by side. 591 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:15,125 I would love to make myself available... 592 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,083 so, as soon as the guys arrive... 593 00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:20,042 we can cover all the material you need... 594 00:46:20,042 --> 00:46:21,542 WANTED DANGEROUS ROBBERS 595 00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:27,375 Hey, look what I found! 596 00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:33,167 An in ha, do you think I look good in the picture? 597 00:46:33,167 --> 00:46:34,333 I don't think so. 598 00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:42,125 The boy sitting in the back... 599 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:46,167 was wearing a light blue leotard stuck to the body... 600 00:46:46,417 --> 00:46:49,417 Blue, light. 601 00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:56,083 And yellow trunks which matched the yellow helmet. 602 00:46:57,292 --> 00:47:00,375 He was also wearing a green cap... 603 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:03,125 with yellow stars... 604 00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:06,042 which for me was everything. 605 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,625 Did you notice if they were armed? 606 00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:12,208 No. They wanted something else. 607 00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:16,125 They wanted to party. 608 00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:19,167 If you know what I mean. 609 00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:22,375 To the report made by Patricia Guerra... 610 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:25,125 directly from the institution where they escaped from. 611 00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:28,375 How do you explain... 612 00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:33,125 them using film quotes to rob the stores? 613 00:47:33,125 --> 00:47:38,125 Working in the video library, they watch lots of films there... 614 00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:40,375 and they memorize the lines. 615 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:44,125 They like to keep saying the lines the artists say. 616 00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:48,292 Stallone even knows the lines from "O Corintiano”. 617 00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:51,375 He knows all the words that Mazzaropi speaks. 618 00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:54,375 And even the music from Mazzaropi he also knows. 619 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,417 He sings, just ask him: 620 00:47:55,417 --> 00:47:59,333 Nheco, nheco, nheco the gammer's shocking 621 00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:01,375 Nheco, nheco, nheco 622 00:48:01,375 --> 00:48:03,375 Arlindao, Arlindao, Arlindao! 623 00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:11,167 One moment... 624 00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:16,583 Tonight, Raul Seixas He is reborn. 625 00:48:16,583 --> 00:48:20,375 The most perfect Rau cover in the country. 626 00:48:20,542 --> 00:48:24,417 Raul Seixas and band, live. 627 00:48:24,417 --> 00:48:29,375 Don't miss it, tonight at Flash dance. 628 00:48:29,375 --> 00:48:31,125 What are you doing? 629 00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:37,042 Raul Seixas, rock legend. 630 00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:40,458 Handsome, do you want an autograph? 631 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:46,083 Tonight only. Raul Seixas... 632 00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:48,583 he is reborn. 633 00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:52,167 The most perfect Raul cover in the country. 634 00:48:53,292 --> 00:48:55,083 Big nose. 635 00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,458 -Boobie. -What is that? 636 00:49:07,333 --> 00:49:09,625 I'll tell you something buddy... 637 00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:11,333 we do this together... 638 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:13,417 or we'll grow old here in this department... 639 00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:15,167 chasing these kids, hear? 640 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:18,458 Be calm. 641 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:23,125 I'll do what she wants, what the doctor asked. 642 00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:27,542 I'll respect your opinion... 643 00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:31,167 but you're fucking wrong, hear? 644 00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:32,167 Fucking wrong. 645 00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:36,083 Fuck. 646 00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:39,292 -Let it ring. -It is the Main Sector, Souza. 647 00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:41,125 Let it ring, damn! 648 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,083 Let's go. 649 00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:53,167 -Good afternoon. -Good afternoon. 650 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,167 Do you want a dad in ho? 651 00:49:56,375 --> 00:50:00,375 "Dad in ho my penis, my name now is Li'l Zé." 652 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:05,417 I'll pray in Hebrew since I'm Jewish. 653 00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:07,417 That's right. 654 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:21,458 It's a prayer. 655 00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:25,167 -So let's eat. -Yeah! 656 00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:30,458 "As God is my witness... 657 00:50:30,458 --> 00:50:33,125 I'll never be hungry again." 658 00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:37,333 This figure of the clown... 659 00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:41,167 is nothing more than an ironic and even scornful... 660 00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:43,375 way they found to say what they think... 661 00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:44,583 about our society. 662 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,125 Look, how interesting! 663 00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:48,458 But hey, much caution is needed. 664 00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:50,125 Why? 665 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:53,625 Because they are mentally disabled... 666 00:50:53,625 --> 00:50:56,083 living in the playful world of movies. 667 00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:57,583 -Oh come on! -I'll ask here... 668 00:50:57,583 --> 00:50:59,375 for the mothers' attention for this reason: 669 00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:04,292 we're talking about kidnapping, that's a heinous crime... 670 00:51:04,292 --> 00:51:06,083 and needs no comment. 671 00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:08,292 What about you, sir? 672 00:51:08,292 --> 00:51:10,583 Look, I want to talk to Israel. 673 00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:13,458 I think Israel is the most interested party in this case, yes? 674 00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:15,208 -Yes or no. Yes. 675 00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:16,625 Then we'll talk to Israel. How are you? 676 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,000 I'm okay. 677 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:21,083 Israel, tell us. Tell this wonderful audience... 678 00:51:21,083 --> 00:51:23,208 and those lovely people who are watching us at home. 679 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:24,625 Are you dangerous? 680 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:28,292 I am very, very dangerous. 681 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:33,583 He's an animal, folks. 682 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:37,042 This comes from the home, its' education. 683 00:51:37,042 --> 00:51:38,542 Let's go to the commercials. 684 00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:41,125 Things are heating up, don't go away. 685 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,375 Stay there at home because... 686 00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:46,375 -Leticia No bell Show. -I have a date with you. 687 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:51,125 Good Lord, what are they doing? 688 00:52:12,083 --> 00:52:13,375 Come, come On the floor 689 00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:15,208 Go on! 690 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:17,375 Inside now! 691 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,375 Great! 692 00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:37,375 Hey, Joe! Fantastic! 693 00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:40,000 The hair's hue... 694 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,542 the hair's hue is amazing. 695 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:50,458 Again. 696 00:52:51,375 --> 00:52:53,000 "You're a disease?" 697 00:52:53,458 --> 00:52:55,542 "And I'm the cure.” 698 00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,375 Oh, the hair's hue. 699 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,417 The hair's hue. 700 00:53:09,125 --> 00:53:10,167 Ah, relief. 701 00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:07,458 Brilliant, eh? 702 00:54:08,167 --> 00:54:10,000 The guy is an artist, dude. 703 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:13,375 Hey, look at the perspective, all made of paper. 704 00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,583 The guy even made the detail of the little horn. 705 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:17,625 Wow... 706 00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,417 To think that he made this while taking a shit. 707 00:54:22,417 --> 00:54:23,458 Brilliant! 708 00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:27,208 Any part that you look at, the guy thought about it. 709 00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:31,375 Whenever Stallone had a big problem... 710 00:54:31,417 --> 00:54:34,458 it came with a stomachache. 711 00:54:35,167 --> 00:54:38,167 And that was certainly a very big problem... 712 00:54:38,167 --> 00:54:41,375 which Stallone would face. To leave everything ready... 713 00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:44,375 for the wedding of the woman of his dreams. 714 00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:46,375 Open up, I want to poop. 715 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:48,167 Its busy! 716 00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:50,375 Do you want me to poop in my pants? 717 00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:51,375 I just came in! 718 00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:07,333 Open! Open! 719 00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:12,417 Open up, I need a bathroom. A bathroom please. 720 00:55:12,417 --> 00:55:14,292 Open up, open. 721 00:55:15,417 --> 00:55:18,333 Please, I have to go, can't hold it any more. 722 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,125 Excuse me. 723 00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:22,375 -Where's the kitchen? -Bathroom is in the back! 724 00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:23,458 What's that, no no no. 725 00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:28,167 What a nice relief! 726 00:55:34,417 --> 00:55:36,375 I know. 727 00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:39,000 I had a great idea. 728 00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:43,583 SPECIAL ROOM AND PIZZA 729 00:55:50,458 --> 00:55:52,417 I told you it wasn't gas. 730 00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:56,208 It's the water in the radiator. 731 00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:59,208 Maybe the car's engine has blown. 732 00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:04,375 Go ahead, ask for two rooms. 733 00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:10,125 -Ask for two rooms. -Okay, Souza, I heard you, damn. 734 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,375 ENTRANCE 735 00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:27,458 Good evening, two rooms, please. 736 00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:52,167 There's only one room available. 737 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:56,083 Are you sure? 738 00:56:58,375 --> 00:56:59,375 Ok. 739 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:01,542 -Let's go Souza. FREE PIZZA 740 00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:03,375 Where's my key? 741 00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:05,333 This is it. 742 00:57:05,333 --> 00:57:06,333 Where's my key? 743 00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:08,292 -There's only one room, Souza. -What do you mean, only one room? 744 00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:10,583 The attendant said, only one room. 745 00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:12,208 Bro, how there's only one room? 746 00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:14,458 I've been standing here for half an hour with that broken jalopy... 747 00:57:14,458 --> 00:57:17,167 and not even a beetle came into this hotel. 748 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:20,167 There's only one room available. 749 00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,292 Buddy, listen... 750 00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:29,167 that bunch of keys hanging there, what is that? 751 00:57:29,208 --> 00:57:31,167 Decoration for the reception, uh? 752 00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:33,375 Okay, mom, I'm coming. 753 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:40,125 Let's go. Let's go, Souza, let's go. 754 00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:41,292 Let's go, Souza, let's go. 755 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,375 I'm coming, mom. 756 00:57:55,125 --> 00:57:59,375 I have a surprise for you. I'm sure you'll love it. 757 00:58:04,417 --> 00:58:07,292 A veil. Where did you get it? 758 00:58:07,292 --> 00:58:12,167 I got it when I went pooping at the boy's bathroom. 759 00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:17,375 The best cover of the country. Here, at Flash dance. 760 00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:23,125 You'll be the most beautiful bride in the world. 761 00:58:26,375 --> 00:58:30,292 A veil, a shower curtain. 762 00:58:30,458 --> 00:58:31,583 Boaster. 763 00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:35,167 Your boaster, I'll go in, hey? I'll go in. 764 00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:37,167 "Kneel.” 765 00:58:37,167 --> 00:58:39,375 "Kneel zero one. Kneel zero two." 766 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:43,375 Kneel, I'm ordering. Captain colonel. 767 00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:47,625 Get out, man. 768 00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:53,333 What a character. 769 00:58:55,333 --> 00:58:59,125 How wonderful my dress is ready. 770 00:58:59,292 --> 00:59:00,375 Can I know what's going on? 771 00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:02,333 That security guard didn't let me go in. 772 00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:05,125 That bastard. Let's go in anyway. 773 00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:07,458 -Let's go in. Mr. Blue is angry now. -Shit. 774 00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:09,375 Yeah, me too. 775 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:11,125 -Raul, Raul! -Raul! 776 00:59:11,375 --> 00:59:13,375 Let's go in, let's go. -The Raul! 777 00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:22,375 Raul, Raul, Raul! 778 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,458 Hey gang! 779 00:59:33,417 --> 00:59:37,125 Raul, Raul, Raul! 780 00:59:48,375 --> 00:59:51,125 Cutie, enjoy the concert. 781 00:59:55,167 --> 00:59:59,625 Now Stallone and Raul were inseparable enemies. 782 01:00:00,375 --> 01:00:02,000 Hooray 783 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:05,625 Hooray for the Alternative Society! 784 01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:11,292 If I want And you want 785 01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:15,458 To take a shower wearing a hat 786 01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:20,083 Or to discuss Carlos Gardel 787 01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:23,625 Or to wait for Santa Claus 788 01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:25,458 So go ahead 789 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,625 Do what you want Because it's all the law 790 01:00:30,625 --> 01:00:32,458 The law 791 01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:36,000 Hooray! Hooray! 792 01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:40,083 Hooray for the Alternative Society! 793 01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:42,125 Number 666 794 01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:45,542 Is called Aleister Crowley 795 01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:48,417 Hooray for the alternative society! 796 01:00:48,417 --> 01:00:50,292 Do what you want 797 01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:53,042 It all will be the law 798 01:00:54,458 --> 01:00:57,375 Hooray for the alternative society! 799 01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:58,625 Thelema's Act 800 01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:02,375 Hooray! Hooray! 801 01:01:03,208 --> 01:01:06,167 Hooray for the Alternative Society! 802 01:01:06,167 --> 01:01:07,625 The law of the strong 803 01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:10,625 This is our law 804 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,083 And the joy of the world 805 01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:15,083 Hooray for the alternative society! 806 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,542 Hooray, Hooray, Hooray! 807 01:01:16,542 --> 01:01:20,125 Hooray, Hooray Hooray, for our world 808 01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:27,125 You are the great love Of my life 809 01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:30,292 Cause you're my darling 810 01:01:30,292 --> 01:01:34,208 And for you I feel heat 811 01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:41,125 Your key chain With “love” written on it 812 01:01:41,125 --> 01:01:44,458 Still touches me today 813 01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:49,125 A martini, shaken, not stirred. 814 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:50,292 No Martini. 815 01:01:50,417 --> 01:01:54,375 Okay, so I want a shot of whiskey straight up. 816 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:56,625 The day that you were mad 817 01:01:56,625 --> 01:02:01,458 You broke my record player And my Pink Floyd collection 818 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:03,292 I know! 819 01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:05,125 -Buddy. -What buddy? 820 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:06,375 I'll have to erase your memory. 821 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:10,458 Cause I know that there's a square 822 01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:12,583 A square on my way 823 01:02:13,375 --> 01:02:14,375 Let's get married! 824 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:21,458 Stallone couldn't see An in ha sad. 825 01:02:21,458 --> 01:02:25,167 To him, nobody could make her suffer. 826 01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:32,042 What's going on here? 827 01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,583 Back up! 828 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,125 -Back up! -Easy. 829 01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:36,583 Let's go, Mr. Green. 830 01:02:56,375 --> 01:02:57,375 Hello? 831 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,042 It's me. 832 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:02,375 What? Really? 833 01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:06,458 Lets" not force it Souza. 834 01:03:06,458 --> 01:03:08,458 Or we'll ruin the car for good. 835 01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:10,375 Let's take a taxi. 836 01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:13,292 The nightclub is 5 miles away. Let's not force the car! 837 01:03:13,292 --> 01:03:16,417 Let's let it rest, dammit! 838 01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:21,542 It was not me, he started everything, shit. 839 01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:23,583 He asked for it. 840 01:03:34,167 --> 01:03:37,583 "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me?” 841 01:03:40,375 --> 01:03:44,125 "Women are made to be loved... 842 01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:46,375 not to be understood.” 843 01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:57,375 That was the happiest day of Stallone's life. 844 01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:01,333 Something he never imagined possible... 845 01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:03,375 was happening. 846 01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:07,125 An in ha, do you take Stallone as your husband? 847 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,292 I do. 848 01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:32,125 Stallone, do you take An in ha as your wife? 849 01:04:32,125 --> 01:04:34,375 Yes, I do. 850 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:37,333 As God of my world... 851 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:41,167 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 852 01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:53,583 They came in throwing punches. 853 01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:57,042 I don't know. 854 01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:02,583 -Who's the head of security here? -That's me, chief. 855 01:05:02,583 --> 01:05:04,125 What happened? 856 01:05:04,458 --> 01:05:07,458 I was doing my normal routine... 857 01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:10,083 when a crazy girl invaded the stage... 858 01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:12,125 and grabbed Raul. 859 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,417 I tried to take her away. I grabbed her... 860 01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:16,292 to drag her off the stage... 861 01:05:16,292 --> 01:05:18,583 When I turned, I started taking punches. 862 01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:21,125 When I saw, there was a handicapped guy... 863 01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:22,458 -Handicapped? -Yes, a handicapped guy. 864 01:05:22,458 --> 01:05:24,333 You have to arrest that handicapped guy. 865 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:26,167 What do you have against the handicapped? 866 01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:29,417 You think you're better than other people, do you? 867 01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:31,375 -Wait, brother... -"Brother"? 868 01:05:32,292 --> 01:05:33,375 Brother, what's that? 869 01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:34,375 -Hey, chief... -What's the...? 870 01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:37,083 Shut up, what are you thinking? 871 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:39,167 I'm not your brother, no, come on. 872 01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:42,292 I handpick my brother, okay? 873 01:05:42,542 --> 01:05:46,083 Look at my hand here. Look at my hand here. 874 01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:48,542 -I didn't know. -Quiet! 875 01:05:48,542 --> 01:05:50,583 That's a handicap, uh? 876 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:54,167 Yeah, I'm handicapped, I was born this way. 877 01:05:54,375 --> 01:05:55,542 Are you better than me? 878 01:05:57,458 --> 01:05:59,292 That's great! 879 01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:01,167 You don't wanna answer my calls, that's all right. 880 01:06:01,167 --> 01:06:04,375 But not answering the Main Sector... 881 01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:06,583 Then you are screwed. 882 01:06:08,625 --> 01:06:10,417 -Then you are screwed. -What are babbling about? 883 01:06:10,417 --> 01:06:12,125 We don't even have our cell phones here, Batatinha. 884 01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:15,125 Batatinha a damn, Batatinha my foot. 885 01:06:15,125 --> 01:06:17,083 It's agent Ferrari to you. 886 01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:18,458 Here is the situation... 887 01:06:19,125 --> 01:06:22,458 this matter here has become a matter for Special Police. 888 01:06:23,125 --> 01:06:26,375 From now the Department of Missing Persons... 889 01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:29,625 isn't in this case anymore. Understood? 890 01:06:34,375 --> 01:06:35,417 Fuck! 891 01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:39,583 What are both of you doing there? 892 01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:42,458 Bica and Naval are taking over the case. 893 01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:47,292 Thank you so long, Arrivederci. You are excused. 894 01:06:48,167 --> 01:06:51,375 -What did you say, brat? -Excused. Bail! 895 01:06:52,167 --> 01:06:55,375 We're talking about three kids, three children. 896 01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:57,375 Wow, man. 897 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:59,125 Cool party, dude. 898 01:06:59,167 --> 01:07:02,125 -That's what I needed. -Beautiful! 899 01:07:02,417 --> 01:07:04,458 Let's have fun, dude. 900 01:07:44,125 --> 01:07:45,167 Did it hurt? 901 01:07:45,292 --> 01:07:48,125 -What? -When you fell from heaven, angel. 902 01:07:48,125 --> 01:07:49,417 Boy, wake up. 903 01:07:49,417 --> 01:07:51,625 Don't you realize that we're different? 904 01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:56,333 No problem. I like fat girls. 905 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,083 Oh, get out, your mother is fat. 906 01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:07,458 Hey baby, you alone? 907 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:51,333 I'll make you the happiest woman in the world. 908 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:53,333 I already am. 909 01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:06,042 What's going on? 910 01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:12,375 "Buongiorno princepessa!” 911 01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:14,375 I had a beautiful dream. 912 01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:18,458 I dreamed with you and Marcio. 913 01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:22,458 -Where's Mr. Blue? -Where's Mr. Blue? 914 01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:24,208 Where's Mr. Blue? 915 01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:39,167 Wake up, sleepyheads. 916 01:12:40,333 --> 01:12:42,167 Welcome to Buenos Aires! 917 01:12:42,167 --> 01:12:46,375 I don't believe it! Buenos Aires, In Argentina? 918 01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:49,208 My first time. 919 01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:57,458 Thanks, buddy, thanks. 920 01:13:05,333 --> 01:13:06,458 Thank you. 921 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,208 You're welcome, buddy. 922 01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:09,333 Thank you. 923 01:13:20,292 --> 01:13:22,083 How beautiful you are, sir. 924 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:24,458 Buddy, much as gracias, huh. 925 01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:27,000 -Good luck! -Good morning! 926 01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:38,542 Stop, stop. 927 01:13:57,625 --> 01:13:59,625 DOWN SYNDROME GANG WANTED 928 01:14:34,417 --> 01:14:37,417 Attention, police report. 929 01:14:37,417 --> 01:14:40,208 The fearsome Down Syndrome gang... 930 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:43,417 was seen this morning in Buenos Aires. 931 01:14:43,458 --> 01:14:47,208 The Brazilian Special Police is already heading there. 932 01:14:47,292 --> 01:14:48,333 Airport. 933 01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:51,208 Fast, fast! 934 01:15:43,375 --> 01:15:46,542 Excellent, it's beautiful what you do. 935 01:15:47,083 --> 01:15:48,583 Here's your stuff. 936 01:15:48,583 --> 01:15:49,625 Where are you from? 937 01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:53,250 Let's split the money? 938 01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:56,167 Bye. 939 01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:16,625 SUBWAY 940 01:16:43,167 --> 01:16:45,042 INTERNATIONAL ARRIVALS 941 01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:28,208 Guys, here it is. 942 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,333 Muchacho, can I see it? 943 01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:37,125 I look good, huh? 944 01:17:38,250 --> 01:17:39,250 Don't you think so, Marcio? 945 01:17:40,208 --> 01:17:41,333 You're nice. 946 01:17:42,208 --> 01:17:44,250 Wow, I look beautiful. 947 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:46,333 Beautiful you already are my love. 948 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,167 Big head. 949 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,333 All right. 950 01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:56,208 Muchacho. 951 01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:58,458 Buddy, how much? 952 01:17:59,167 --> 01:18:00,333 Seventy pesos. 953 01:18:00,458 --> 01:18:05,167 Then you can keep the drawing. Gracias. 954 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:06,292 Thank you. Gracias. 955 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,083 Boy. 956 01:18:08,458 --> 01:18:11,292 Pay the bus fare, at least. Do you have a coin? 957 01:18:12,083 --> 01:18:13,167 Boobie! 958 01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:16,042 Go fly a kite. 959 01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:21,250 Now I have to sell it. 960 01:18:26,208 --> 01:18:28,333 Taxi, Taxi, here. 961 01:18:37,208 --> 01:18:39,167 You take up a lot of space, huh bro? 962 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:50,458 -Bueno dias, sirs. -Bueno dias. 963 01:18:51,542 --> 01:18:54,417 -Where to? -Let's go to the best... 964 01:18:54,417 --> 01:18:57,333 restaurant in this city. 965 01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:00,167 -The best one? -Ya, the best. 966 01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:03,208 But what do you want to eat? Fish, meat, seafood, pasta... 967 01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:05,167 -Everything. -Do you want to eat everything? 968 01:19:05,167 --> 01:19:06,583 -Yes, everything. -I'll take you to... 969 01:19:06,583 --> 01:19:09,292 a very good restaurant then, where you can eat everything. 970 01:19:09,292 --> 01:19:12,167 Who gave you this taxi? 971 01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:14,458 -What? -Who gave it? 972 01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:17,208 -I don't understand. -Who gave it? 973 01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,083 Who gave me this taxi? 974 01:19:19,083 --> 01:19:21,250 -Yes, yes. -My boss. 975 01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:24,125 -Oh, your boss? -Yes, I just work. 976 01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:27,292 One danced with me and then they went over there. 977 01:19:27,292 --> 01:19:29,250 -Over there? Over there? -Over there. 978 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:30,625 Gracias. 979 01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:33,125 -Good luck finding them. -Thanks, Thanks. 980 01:19:36,458 --> 01:19:39,083 -What's your name? -My name? 981 01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:40,292 -Yes, my name. -My name? 982 01:19:40,292 --> 01:19:43,042 -Yes, Yes. -Well, people call me Toti. 983 01:19:43,125 --> 01:19:44,125 -"Callamtoti"? -Toti. 984 01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:45,250 -Toti? -Toti. 985 01:19:47,167 --> 01:19:49,583 Actually my name is Alberto, but people call me Toti. 986 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:51,167 That's the diminutive. 987 01:19:51,167 --> 01:19:52,333 Bonitcho name. 988 01:19:52,333 --> 01:19:55,292 -Le gusta. -Do you like Toti or Alberto? 989 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:57,625 -Le gusta. -Do you like Toti or Alberto? 990 01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:01,250 Argentina. 991 01:20:01,417 --> 01:20:04,458 -With this outfit? -Yes, with this outfit. 992 01:20:04,458 --> 01:20:06,417 -With this outfit? -And where did they go? 993 01:20:07,042 --> 01:20:08,458 -They went there. -There? 994 01:20:08,458 --> 01:20:10,542 -Yes, there. -Gracias. 995 01:20:11,167 --> 01:20:12,208 And the drawing, will you take with you? 996 01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:13,333 -What? -The drawing? 997 01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:15,125 I don't have. 998 01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:18,333 So you'll pay, the drawing is mine. 999 01:20:20,167 --> 01:20:21,167 Deadbeat. 1000 01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:42,458 To me it has already happened, it has! 1001 01:20:42,458 --> 01:20:44,417 -What? -With a girl. 1002 01:20:44,417 --> 01:20:46,417 -A curl? -My first wife. 1003 01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:50,208 -I let her scream, scream... -Sheyellar! 1004 01:20:50,208 --> 01:20:52,208 Scream and then it didn't work. 1005 01:20:54,167 --> 01:20:56,333 Did you know that you are very funny? 1006 01:20:56,583 --> 01:20:58,167 I don't know what's that. 1007 01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:01,333 -Funny -Tu es very funny. 1008 01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:05,083 -Understand? -No. 1009 01:21:05,250 --> 01:21:06,333 We arrived. 1010 01:21:06,333 --> 01:21:10,458 Can you see that corner? Turn right. The restaurant is on the corner. 1011 01:21:11,458 --> 01:21:13,042 Eighty pesos. 1012 01:21:16,625 --> 01:21:18,250 Pay me now. 1013 01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:23,125 Stop, don't screw me over. What's happening? 1014 01:21:23,125 --> 01:21:25,167 It's 80 pesos. Hey, hey, hey. 1015 01:21:25,333 --> 01:21:27,167 No, no, no. Wait. 1016 01:21:27,333 --> 01:21:28,333 Are you kidding me? 1017 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:32,458 Mr. Blue, check if you have a coin. 1018 01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:35,250 Give me the money! 1019 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:38,417 Hey, hey! Easy! Easy! 1020 01:21:38,417 --> 01:21:41,125 Never mind. Keep it. It's nothing! 1021 01:21:41,417 --> 01:21:44,042 Never mind. It's nothing! 1022 01:21:44,042 --> 01:21:45,333 -Let's go. -Easy. 1023 01:21:45,333 --> 01:21:46,458 Let's go. 1024 01:21:48,167 --> 01:21:51,208 Motherfuckers, shitty Brazilians! 1025 01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:06,583 Stallone learned a little French and Spanish... 1026 01:22:06,583 --> 01:22:09,042 with the films of Godard and of Almodovar. 1027 01:22:09,042 --> 01:22:13,125 And with me. Parents are more important than we think. 1028 01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:16,333 -Good morning. -Good morning. 1029 01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:19,333 -May I help you? -A table, please. 1030 01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:25,292 -And who are you with? -My parents, they are coming. 1031 01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:29,083 Please, follow me. 1032 01:22:29,375 --> 01:22:30,542 Gracias. 1033 01:22:47,167 --> 01:22:49,167 -Excuse me. -Thank you. 1034 01:22:49,167 --> 01:22:50,167 Thanks. 1035 01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:54,417 Please. 1036 01:22:56,042 --> 01:22:57,167 Excuse me. 1037 01:23:06,292 --> 01:23:09,125 The three were living like adults... 1038 01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:11,333 and having fun like kids. 1039 01:23:15,167 --> 01:23:16,208 -Is it a war? -Yes. 1040 01:23:16,208 --> 01:23:18,000 I'll show you who is powerful. 1041 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,167 Let's see then. 1042 01:23:40,167 --> 01:23:42,458 Do something, please. 1043 01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:48,292 -Please, where are your parents? -They're coming. 1044 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:51,458 -Yes, but when? -They're coming, damn. 1045 01:23:59,458 --> 01:24:01,042 Honey. 1046 01:24:01,458 --> 01:24:02,458 I want to order. 1047 01:24:03,083 --> 01:24:05,583 Sir, I can't help you. I work in the kitchen. 1048 01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:08,167 Understand? Kitchen. 1049 01:24:08,417 --> 01:24:10,250 What do you recommend for me? 1050 01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:29,208 As Marcio used to say: 1051 01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:33,333 “If you want people to think you're smart... 1052 01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:35,583 simply agree with them.” 1053 01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:38,167 What do you want? 1054 01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:41,083 I'll have the lot with eggs on top. 1055 01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:42,333 Me too. 1056 01:24:46,208 --> 01:24:47,333 Quick, quick! 1057 01:24:55,167 --> 01:24:56,333 Follow us, follow us. 1058 01:25:33,333 --> 01:25:36,208 That moment was special for them. 1059 01:25:36,208 --> 01:25:40,125 Now there was only one dream to be realized. 1060 01:25:41,125 --> 01:25:44,250 Let's toast my marriage to An in ha. 1061 01:25:48,375 --> 01:25:50,333 Now I'm gonna fly. 1062 01:25:50,458 --> 01:25:53,542 -Please, get off the table. -I won't, I won't... 1063 01:26:32,333 --> 01:26:35,458 I have to take these guys to Brazil as soon as possible... 1064 01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:38,458 Orders are orders. And I give the orders here. 1065 01:26:41,083 --> 01:26:44,333 I don't believe we're in such an uproar... 1066 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,083 because of these three kids. 1067 01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:48,458 What are you doing here? Didn't I dismiss you two? 1068 01:26:48,458 --> 01:26:50,208 -Batatinha... -You two are out. 1069 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:51,333 -Batatinha... -Both of you. 1070 01:26:51,333 --> 01:26:53,083 -Take it easy, Batatinha. -Batatinha is your mother. 1071 01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:57,208 -What's going on here? -I am responsible for the situation. 1072 01:26:57,292 --> 01:26:59,208 The only police officer here is me. 1073 01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:02,333 I am responsible for the situation. 1074 01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:05,000 No, I'm the only responsible. 1075 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,208 Shut up or I'll arrest you. 1076 01:27:07,375 --> 01:27:08,542 Sir, a moment. 1077 01:27:08,583 --> 01:27:12,167 Listen, commander 5 minutes and you can avoid a tragedy. 1078 01:27:12,167 --> 01:27:15,125 5 minutes is what we want. They are three kids. How can I say "Down"? 1079 01:27:15,125 --> 01:27:16,292 -Mongoloid. -Yes. 1080 01:27:16,292 --> 01:27:18,250 Mongoloids? It's worse. 1081 01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:21,333 How will you solve it? Are you psychiatrist? 1082 01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:33,583 An armed girl! 1083 01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:36,167 Out, out, out, out. 1084 01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:14,583 A paramedic, please! 1085 01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:16,250 Is he dead? 1086 01:28:17,625 --> 01:28:20,208 -A paramedic, please. -Please... 1087 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:21,333 Back away, back away. 1088 01:28:21,333 --> 01:28:23,167 -No, no. -Back away. 1089 01:28:23,167 --> 01:28:24,417 -No, no! -Back away. 1090 01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:26,042 Let's go, let's go. 1091 01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:37,333 Suddenly everything got dark... 1092 01:28:38,208 --> 01:28:43,208 and a vortex of images began to appear... 1093 01:28:43,208 --> 01:28:47,167 as a flashback in Marcios' mind. 1094 01:28:47,292 --> 01:28:51,208 Within seconds, he relived... 1095 01:28:51,375 --> 01:28:56,083 all the emotions of those last days. 1096 01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:58,083 For Marcio... 1097 01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:03,250 life was too short to be small... 1098 01:29:04,458 --> 01:29:08,000 so even in the end... 1099 01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:12,167 he had to enjoy life. 1100 01:30:19,250 --> 01:30:22,333 Wake up, sleepyhead. You're flying man. 1101 01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:50,292 They lived a long time here at the institute... 1102 01:30:50,292 --> 01:30:52,208 a long time. 1103 01:30:52,208 --> 01:30:56,625 Then they went away and I never saw them again. 1104 01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:58,417 Never. 1105 01:30:59,208 --> 01:31:01,083 Listen, let's go in? 1106 01:31:01,083 --> 01:31:04,042 Let's eat a snack? Let's take a shower? 1107 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,583 Because it's really cold here. 1108 01:31:05,583 --> 01:31:08,250 Tea? Ready, she wants to have some tea. 1109 01:31:08,250 --> 01:31:09,333 Let's have some tea. 1110 01:31:10,125 --> 01:31:13,167 Who? I will tell your stories. 1111 01:31:13,417 --> 01:31:16,333 Let's tell all of your stories, come on. 1112 01:31:21,167 --> 01:31:22,167 Come on. 1113 01:31:22,167 --> 01:31:26,458 Let's go hey hop, hop, hop... 1114 01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:45,458 FOR THOSE WHO IN SPITE OF ADVERSITY 1115 01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:51,208 CAN WITH A SIMPLE SMILE FIND HAPPINESS 1116 01:31:51,250 --> 01:31:54,583 IN THE SMALL THINGS IN LIFE. 1117 01:31:55,417 --> 01:31:59,458 TO MY UNCLE MARCIO, THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME SO MUCH. 1118 01:32:36,333 --> 01:32:41,167 When I stare the ground of My land 1119 01:32:41,167 --> 01:32:45,583 Burning loose as dancing flames 1120 01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:50,458 I asked the man there Upon the heavens 1121 01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:55,250 If I deserve me This kind of pain 1122 01:32:55,250 --> 01:33:00,333 I asked the man there Upon the heavens 1123 01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:05,292 If I deserve me This kind of pain 1124 01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:13,333 Everywhere the ground Is so dry 1125 01:33:13,333 --> 01:33:18,042 No trees, no green Just red 1126 01:33:18,042 --> 01:33:23,000 Lost my cattle, my appaloosa 1127 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:27,375 For the lack of water Some took away 1128 01:33:28,167 --> 01:33:32,542 Lost my cattle, my appaloosa 1129 01:33:32,542 --> 01:33:37,292 For the lack of water Some took away 1130 01:33:40,458 --> 01:33:45,333 Even white winged birds Flew away 1131 01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:50,167 Flew away from my land sight 1132 01:33:50,167 --> 01:33:55,208 It was when I said Goodbye, sweet Rosie 1133 01:33:55,208 --> 01:34:00,042 Keep in to your heart This heart of mine 1134 01:34:00,042 --> 01:34:05,083 It was when I said Goodbye, sweet Rosie 1135 01:34:05,083 --> 01:34:09,458 Keep in to your heart This heart of mine 1136 01:34:12,333 --> 01:34:13,625 Right on. 1137 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:40,375 Many thousands miles away Now 1138 01:34:40,375 --> 01:34:45,083 Feeling lonely, lost and blue 1139 01:34:45,083 --> 01:34:50,167 I keep on waiting Rain falls again there 1140 01:34:50,167 --> 01:34:55,042 So I'll be back Thou home again 1141 01:34:55,042 --> 01:35:00,083 I keep on waiting Rain falls again there 1142 01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:04,417 So I can go back Thou home again 1143 01:35:07,625 --> 01:35:12,417 When the glow green Of your eyes 1144 01:35:12,417 --> 01:35:17,333 Flows again all over land 1145 01:35:17,333 --> 01:35:22,333 I can assure you So don't you cry, no 1146 01:35:22,333 --> 01:35:27,208 'Cause I'll be back See to you again 1147 01:35:27,208 --> 01:35:32,333 I can assure you So don't you cry, no 1148 01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:37,125 'Cause I'll be back See to you again 1149 01:42:09,458 --> 01:42:14,417 AND THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO HELPED US 1150 01:42:15,625 --> 01:42:20,625 MAKE THIS DREAM COME TRUE. 1151 01:42:25,083 --> 01:42:27,000 THE END. 82321

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