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Boy, sis, i sure do
love quackers cereal.
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Hey, bushes don't walk.
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Nice try, quackers.
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You know
quackers cereal is for--
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Shut thefuck up
and hand over
the cereal box!
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I need that upc code!
Aah!
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Y.
Quackers,
you're acting craz
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I'll show you
fuckin' crazy!
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Uhh!
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[Splashing]
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[Gleeful panting]
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4 down. One to go.
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[Gunshot]
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Holy quap!
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[Gunfire]
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Ehh.
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Tell me where
the upc codes are.
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Never. You'll have
to kill me first.
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Ooh. Looks like someone
hasn't been meeting
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His daily requirement
of iron. Soggies.
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Aah! No!
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[Laughing]
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Oh, man. Quackers
is really getting
what he deserves.
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Yeah. But am i?
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.
I'm so telling mom
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[Glass shatters, news theme]
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Reporter: with the recent death
of beloved cereal
mascot quackers,
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A worldwide search has begun
for his replacement,
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Attracting cartoon
characters from even
the most obscure tv shows.
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It's always been
my dream to be
a cereal mascot
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And make kids happ--
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Well, i wanna be a mascot
for the fame and the fort--
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Babba-Buey. Babba-Buey.
Babba-Buey. Babba-Buey.
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[Man] when quackers'
replacement is found,
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Rainbow smoke will rise
from the smokestacks.
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In other news,
i have throat cancer,
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And i'm not doing well.
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And now back to your
regularly scheduled program.
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[Knock on door]
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Is this where
the auditions are?
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Don't be shy. Come in.
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I'm franken berry,
the president
of the cereal empire.
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This is tony tiger.
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And of course you know
violent retard,
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From violent
retard flakes.
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[Squelch]
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There isn't any cereal
called violent
retard flakes.
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[Whispering]
you tell him.
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Ok,
miss braunstein.
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Tell us
why you think
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The new face
of quackers cereal
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Should be a fat,
disgusting woman.
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Because mary lou retton
sold a buttload of wheaties.
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Maybe this is
the retardation talking,
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But i think toot
is perfect.
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Then it's berry official.
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Congratulations.
You're the new face
of quackers cereal.
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[Noisemakers blow]
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You're goddamn
right i am,
you assbags.
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Ooh, you're welcome.
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You start first thing
tomorrow morning,
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Barring of course
the sudden entrance
of someone better.
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[Footsteps patter]
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Wooldoor: hey,
where's the room
for the auditions?
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Man: uh,
down the hallway
to the left.
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No,
the other left.
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Why are you
sitting down?
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I get confused.
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Aw, for god's sake
, just follow
the arrows.
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[Door shakes]
it's locked.
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You just
gotta pull it.
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I am pulling it.
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Try it again.
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.
No,
don't sit down
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Here.
Let me do it.
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[Door shakes]
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You're right.
It is locked.
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Aren't you boner
fromgrowing pains?
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Yeah. It's always
nice to meet a fan.
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I wouldn't say i'm a fan
. I just watch a lot of tv.
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Hey, you know
who's here?
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You ever watch
small wonder?
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No. Never heard of it.
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You've never seen
small wonder?
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It's about
a girl with powers.
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00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,085
I think you're thinking
ofout of this world.
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Nah, nah.
Small wonder.
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It's about
a robot girl
who could stop time.
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Are you sure that wasn't
out of this world?
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Yeah.Out of this
worldwas the one
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Where the girl's d
ad was an alien.
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Oh, right. Right.
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[Sighs]
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Uh, anyway,
she works upstairs
in marketing.
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Cool.
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Yep, yep.
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[Door shakes]
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Oh. Here, look.
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The door's
not locked.
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You're just
supposed to push it.
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Whee!
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Hold up!
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What's this
all of a sudden?!
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I'm wacky
wooldoor sockbat!
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Ok, this is definitely
the retardation talking,
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But me want hug!
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.
He's gooood enough
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Yaah!
[Crack]
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Toot, you're out.
Wha?
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Wooldoor sockbat,
you're the new
quackers mascot.
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Congratulations.
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Whee!
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Hey, hey, hey.
Am i too late
for the audition?
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Oh, way too late.
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Once we make
a decision,
it's final.
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Ahh, quack attack.
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[Funk music playing]
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Wooldoor sockbat
from torrance,
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I'm glad
you could make it.
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[Indistinct
growly vocals]
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Sugar, honey,
i want you to meet
the new kid on the block.
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Hi. I'm wooldoor.
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Hey, wooldoor.
I'm sugar bear.
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Can i ask you
a question?
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Do you work out?
Yeah.
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What do you bench?
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You tell first.
You first.
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Same time.
Ready?
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1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
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You didn't say anything.
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Neither did you.
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ª
♪♪ that bee is stacked out âª
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ª
♪♪ i'm gonna get some... âª
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Hey, has anyone
seen jewel?
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Oh, no.
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Hey, snap, crackle,
that's my wife!
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Me
i'm done with you, pop
. These guys don't need
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To crap on their bellies
to get off.
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[Groans]
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Wooldoor, i'd like you
to meet the cap'n.
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So, frank says you've
got a great big cock.
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Really?
May i see it?
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Ok.
[Zip]
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[Thud]
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Thank you, wooldoor.
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[Tipsy]
you sons of bitches!
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[Dramatic music sting]
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This was supposed
to be all mine--
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The cereal;
the crappy friends;
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The word-For-Word
boogie nightsparody,
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If you can call lazy
plagiarism a parody--
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But you gave it tohim
instead ofme!
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Soggies.
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Like a woman on a date
with a jew,
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You're gonna pay!
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Wait! I'm sorry if--
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Don't worry
about her, kid.
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She's just jealous
because you're a star.
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Here.
Try some crunchberries.
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Mmm. Hmm.
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[Babbles]
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Fuckin' "a," dude.
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I can stay hard
in milk. Whee!
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[Cheering]
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Aah!
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Screw all you
cereal dickholes.
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You're all gonna pay,
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As sure
as my name is too--
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Toot brau--
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Au--
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Stei--
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Ein!
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Esquire.
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[Vomits]
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[Crows]
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Goddamn it.
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Somebody call
the quops!
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What the?
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Ohh.
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Quackers?
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I thought
you were dead.
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I don't have
much time.
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They fed me
alqua-Seltzer.
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What happened?
Why were you in there?
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They're looking
for these.
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[Grunts]
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Keepin' these
in my ass
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Seemed like
a much better idea
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When they
weren't in my ass.
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[Pop]
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Take these
4 golden upcs.
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[Coughs]
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Hey, rabbit, i need
the news, not the weather.
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When joined with
the hidden fifth upc,
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They would
unlock a secret
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That will destroy
the evil cereal empire.
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A secret that can
bring down those bastards
who humiliated me?
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I like the sound of that.
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Here's another cool sound.
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[Humming]
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[Boom]
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Aw, quackers,
you're with quist now.
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I'll always remember
the good times.
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[Good times
theme playing]
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♪♪ good times! ♪♪
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♪♪ anytime
you meet a payment ♪♪
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♪♪ good times! ♪♪
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♪♪ anytime
you meet a friend ♪♪
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♪♪ ain't we lucky
we got 'em? ♪♪
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♪♪ good times ♪♪
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[Vocalizing]
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And i met trix rabbit.
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And did you know that
sugar bear can squat 350?
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And the mansion is awesome!
3 tvs, a water slide,
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And nobody sodomizes you
if you accidentally
sit in their chair.
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Is you on somethin'?
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Just a few
crunchberries.
It's no big.
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Hey, you cereal mascot
dickbag,
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Toot braunstein
is gonna destroy you and
the entire cereal empire
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With these
special upc codes.
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There's nothin' spec
ial about upc codes.
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Why, they're everywher
e and have been
since 1971.
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First suggested by
wallace fritz in 1922,
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The uniform
product code, or upc,
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Was developed--
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I like to pee on things.
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You don't understand.
Quackers was still alive,
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And he told me to find
the last upc code,
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And then he died
in my arms.
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You're just jealous
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Because you didn't
have what it takes
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To grace the cover
of a cereal box.
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Tookie, can't you just
be happy for mapplethorpe?
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Why don't you assholes
believe me?!
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And why don't you know
any of our names?
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Fine. I can prove to you all
that i'm not lying.
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I can take you
to his dead body.
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A dead body,
you say?
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Come on, everybody.
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I'll take you to see
quackers' dead body
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On the carousel
of progress.
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♪♪ now is the time ♪♪
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♪♪ now is the best time ♪♪
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♪♪ now is the best time
of your life ♪♪
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♪♪ there's so much
to cheer for ♪♪
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♪♪ be glad you're here ♪♪
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♪♪ for it's the best time
of your life ♪♪
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What?
Quackers is gone!
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You promised me
a dead body!
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He blew up right here.
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A-And the cage, it was
right over there.
252
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Wooldoor:
franken berry?
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Oh, it's
franken berry now,
254
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Because
back in hebrew school,
it was franken stein.
255
00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,204
Assimilation
is our people's
biggest enemy.
256
00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:33,506
I know.
257
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,241
[Violin plays]
258
00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,277
I know you moved
quacker's body,
259
00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,880
And i'm gonna
bring you all down
260
00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,482
As soon as i find
the last upc.
261
00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:44,784
Upcs?! Give me them!
262
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,820
Oh. I mean, may i
take a gander? Hmm?
263
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,121
Never!
264
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,760
Oh, goddamn it.
265
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,495
[Grunts] no.
266
00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:00,399
Where are you,
fifth upc code?
267
00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,701
Hmm?
268
00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:02,568
[Whimpers]
269
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,171
[Wind blowing]
270
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:07,773
Whaah!
271
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,075
[Meow]
272
00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,376
Heh. Silly me.
273
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,111
It's just the cat
that makes
274
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,846
My sand sausage
every morning.
275
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,147
Holy crap!
276
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,485
Give me the upc codes, you.
277
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:20,786
Never!
278
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,727
[Gasps] someone
after me funyuns.
279
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,462
[Chuckling]
280
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,763
[Shotgun blast]
281
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,932
Toots, you better get
your greasy hooves
282
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,101
Off that midget.
No means no.
283
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:36,402
You stupid bitch!
284
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,571
He's trying
to kill me!
285
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,872
[Gasps]
oh, lordy.
286
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,173
[Whimpers]
287
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,041
Uhh!
288
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,776
Who the hell
sent you?
289
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,945
They'll be puttin'
pennies on me eyes
290
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,981
Before i tell you
that franken berry sent me
291
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,018
And that
the final upc is hidden
in general mills' tomb.
292
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,620
Ooh. I wasn't
supposed to say that.
293
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:55,921
Time for
me cyanide marshmallows.
294
00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:59,392
There's one in every box.
Try to find 'em, kids.
295
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,994
[Bagpipe plays]
296
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,597
Now do you
believe me, foxxy?
297
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:05,898
I sure do.
298
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,934
We gots to go to
mr. General mills' tom
b.
299
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,670
[Wolf howling]
300
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,742
Â.
[Gasps]
somebody comin'â
301
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,779
Aw, man, those things
are so racist.
302
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:23,249
I mean, what kind
of sick weirdo would
buy one of those?
303
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,116
Seriously.
304
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,719
So, you
wanna go diddle
the new corpse?
305
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,755
Yeah, as long
as she ain't black.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
306
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:34,527
Choir: ♪♪ amen ♪♪
307
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,997
[Wolf howls]
308
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:38,864
There it go,
309
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,901
General mill tomb.
310
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:45,805
Only the worthy may enter.
311
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,973
Aah!
Yaah!
312
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,576
To get to the final upc,
313
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:53,179
You must answer
these questions.
314
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:57,083
But beware.
If you answer incorrectly,
315
00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,119
Y'all end up like them.
316
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,420
[Thunder]
317
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,155
I feel bad
we got it wrong.
318
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:04,457
Well, you live and learn.
319
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,096
How delicious is
a bowl of franken...
320
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,264
Berry cereal?
321
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,132
[Whispering]
322
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,433
Jodeci.
323
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,735
[Whispering]
324
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,036
Foxxy got this.
325
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:20,072
We gonna go with
berry delicious.
326
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,241
Show me "berry delicious."
327
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,109
[Bong]
328
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,410
[Applause]
329
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,012
You are worthy.
330
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,254
There's
general mills!
331
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:40,459
Damn! I ain't seen
a general that ashy
since colin powell.
332
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,194
[Both laugh]
333
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,363
Be careful of this one.
334
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:47,399
He's a little clingy.
335
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:48,701
[Whoosh]
336
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,303
That's
the final upc.
337
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,207
We got it.
338
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:56,509
Now what?
339
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,244
Yaah!
Yaah!
340
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:03,015
Send in all
5 upc symbols and receive
the secret mystery prize.
341
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,316
Duuuh.
342
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,051
No purchase necessary.
Void where prohibited.
343
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,220
Free housebreaking wee-Wee pads
with each purpose. Bluuh.
344
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,955
Come on. We gots
to send 'em in
345
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,690
Before the frankel
berry stop us.
346
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:12,992
Thank you, general mills.
347
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,594
I'll always remember
the good times.
348
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:16,896
♪♪ good times ♪♪
349
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,064
♪♪ any time
you meet a payment ♪♪
350
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:20,366
♪♪ good times ♪♪
351
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,968
♪♪ any time
you meet a friend ♪♪
352
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,137
♪♪ ain't we lucky
we got 'em? ♪♪
353
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,607
♪♪ good times ♪♪
354
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,342
[Vocalizing]
355
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:38,918
Oh, drat.
356
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,653
We must kill toot
357
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,822
Before she mails in
the upcs.
358
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,123
Wooldoor: kill toot?!
359
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,725
Why would you wanna kill
my fattest friend?
360
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,762
If your friend
manages to send in
those upc codes,
361
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,364
She'll have the power
to take away your fame,
362
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,666
Your money,
your crunchberries.
363
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,967
But i need that
to relax!
364
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,702
That's why
i need your help.
365
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,437
Anything!
Good. Wooldoor,
366
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,606
Now, you know
this toots intimately.
367
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:04,076
If she had
to mail something,
where would she go?
368
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:04,944
The post office?
369
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,679
Yes, of course.
The post office.
370
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:07,980
[Snaps]
371
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,583
You've done well and
deserve to be rewarded.
372
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,861
You get to watch me
fuck this filthy whore
373
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,596
And fuck her good.
374
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,764
Oh, cup the balls.
375
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:26,632
Work the shaft.
376
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,102
Aim for her cocoa puffs,
frankie.
377
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:33,572
They'll never expect us
to be mailing the upc codes
378
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,175
From the post office.
379
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,476
[Gasps]
380
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:38,777
[Gasps]
soggies!
381
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:45,284
[Music similar to
the matrix reloadedplaying]
382
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,887
You better strap
your fat ass in.
383
00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,032
I'm goin' up.
384
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,515
Ooh. This is hot.
385
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:19,118
Let's touch dicks.
386
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,419
[Zip, thud]
387
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,287
[Gags]
388
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,022
Pussy!
389
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,372
I'm gonna jump for it!
390
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,276
[Chambers round]
391
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,687
[Choir singing]
392
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,759
[Music stops]
393
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:03,362
[Whistling]
394
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,229
[Creak]
395
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,398
At last.
396
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,266
[Rounds chamber]
397
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,242
Aah!
Yaah!
398
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,580
[Accent]
you cheat, dr. Jones.
399
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,881
Tear it open.
400
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,219
That's it?
A crappy piece
of plastic?
401
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,822
They always look
a lot more able
402
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,858
To bring down
the cereal empire
on the box.
403
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,593
[Beeps]
404
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:35,461
Africa?
405
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,063
I don't even know
what's gonna happen,
406
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,365
And i'm already
offended.
407
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,967
How the hell are we
gonna get to africa?
408
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,268
Ting tao, doctah jones.
409
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,871
Ring-Ring potea mo
nanankora short round.
410
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,606
♪♪ now is the time ♪♪
411
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,775
♪♪ now is the best time ♪♪
412
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:53,679
♪♪ now is the best time
of your life ♪♪
413
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,281
Come on, guys.
That way.
414
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,450
Oh, my gosh.
415
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,920
American cereals
are mined by child slaves.
416
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,788
Dig 'em.
417
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,391
I said dig 'em.
418
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,258
Mine!
419
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,294
Ohh. You can really
taste the suffering.
420
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,463
We got to free
them child slaves.
421
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,572
Gas, grass,
or ass.
422
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:23,175
So now you know
the truth.
423
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,344
That's bad news
for you,
424
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,513
Berry bad.
425
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,451
Usin' po'
innocent chil'ren
for slave labor.
426
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,620
Well, that's
more shameful than
our government's
427
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,656
Refusal to sign
the kyoto protocol.
428
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:41,994
Uh, i mean,
blackety, black, black,
stereotype black.
429
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:42,861
You happy?
430
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,163
Oh, get over it.
431
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,331
Everything good
in america comes
432
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,067
At the expense
of third-World
children,
433
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,235
Even this
insipid cartoon.
434
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,537
Without them,
drawn together
435
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:52,838
Would look
like this.
436
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,573
Sweet.
437
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,742
Now i can eat
anything i want.
438
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,248
Now i grow weary
of this nonsense.
439
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,285
As do i, master.
440
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,152
Wooldorf.
441
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,454
Wooldorf is dead.
442
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,924
I am
wooldenberry frankbat.
443
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,659
[All gasp]
444
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,960
Oh,
retrieve the toy
445
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,129
And bring it
to me so i can
446
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,298
Destroy it
once and for all.
447
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,599
As you wish.
448
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,900
Ow!
449
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,937
Don't give it to him,
wooldenberry frankbot.
450
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,539
You became a cereal mascot
to make kids happy,
451
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,274
Not to make them slaves.
452
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:34,046
They're going to destr
oy the cereal empire
and your new life.
453
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,347
[Whimpers]
454
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,648
Nnn.
455
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:37,516
Hmm...
456
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,817
Here, my lord.
457
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,119
What the?
458
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,287
Toot, catch!
459
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,589
Wooldoor: unh!
460
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,963
What the hell
am i supposed
to do with this?
461
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,698
Boy: if you want
to release us,
462
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,867
You have to use the toy
to turn the honeycomb,
463
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,168
And it's big.
464
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,469
Kids: yeah, yeah, yeah.
465
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,770
.
It ain't small
466
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,939
No, no, no.
467
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:07,446
Wait! Toot!
468
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,482
If you stop
what you're doing,
469
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,217
I'll give you
anything you want,
470
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,386
Even your own cereal.
471
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:20,025
It is a touching offer and
clearly in my best interest,
472
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:22,194
But i'm far
too vindictive,
473
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:25,230
So fuck you, assbags!
474
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,399
No! No!
475
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,641
[Cheering]
476
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,846
That takes care
of tha--
477
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:47,786
[Squelch]
478
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,389
Oh, lordy,
i'll be the first girl
479
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,859
Killed by a big,
fat marshmallow
since the chappaquiddick.
480
00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,932
Ooh! Wha--
481
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,968
Aah!
482
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,703
[Yelling]
483
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,739
The mine is
collapsing!
484
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,041
E!
We're all gonna di
485
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,776
Quick. I know a shortcut.
486
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,511
♪♪ now is the time ♪♪
487
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,680
♪♪ now is the best time ♪♪
488
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,150
♪♪ now is the best time
of your life ♪♪
489
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,620
Kids: yay!
490
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,355
On behalf of
all the children,
491
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:27,259
I would like to thank you
for freeing us from
the cereal mines.
492
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,861
Ok.
What will
our new jobs be?
493
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,597
What you talkin' 'bout,
child slave?
494
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,633
Well, we were making
3 cents an hour,
495
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,236
Which made us
the richest people
in africa.
496
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,573
Oh, dip.
Our families will starve.
497
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,742
[Kids crying]
498
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,911
Guys, i guess
i lost my way.
499
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,080
Thanks for giving
an old sockbat like me
500
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,381
A second chance.
501
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,417
Yep, and i brought down
the cereal industry.
502
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,321
Now to tackle
those breakfast burrito
jackasses.
503
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,599
Boy: oh, dip.
504
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,636
Captioned by the national
captioning institute
--Www.Ncicap.Org--
505
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,771
Chorus:
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
506
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,506
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
507
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:16,675
♪♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪♪
508
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:19,278
♪♪ hal-Le-Lujah ♪♪
509
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,013
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
510
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,181
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
511
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,350
♪♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪♪
512
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,953
♪♪ hal-Le-Lujah ♪♪
513
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,423
♪♪ for the lord
god omnipotent ♪♪
514
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,592
♪♪ reigneth ♪♪
515
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:34,893
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
516
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:35,761
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
517
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,062
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
518
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,363
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
519
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,267
♪♪ for the lord
god omnipotent ♪♪
520
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♪♪ reigneth ♪♪
521
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♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
522
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♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
523
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♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
524
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♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
525
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Men: ♪♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪♪
526
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♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪
527
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[Vocalizing]
528
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