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Clara, narrating:
everywhere i look,
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I see signs
the apocalypse is near.
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A cure for leukemia!
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Oh! Stem cell research!
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Oh, come on, baby,
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That fin-Rot i caught
from aquaman
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Cleared up
a long time ago!
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Ah! Rampant lying!
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[Dolphin squeaks]
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[Indistinct chatter]
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[Gasps]
morbid obesity!
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[Groans]
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[Flames roar
and man screams]
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Get up, black person!
Time to repent!
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Repent?
But we just pented!
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Prepare yourself,
for the rapture
is almost upon us!
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Rapte-Whatchama-Whodat?
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The best way to explain
the rapture to foxxy
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Was to call
the kirk cameron
hotline.
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[Dialing
and ringing]
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Hi, there. It's me,
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Third rate
child television star
kirk cameron.
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To learn about
your unavoidable
descent into hell
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Via
the impending rapture,
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Press one--
[Beep]
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The rapture is coming!
[Fanfare plays]
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Whoo!
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When it arrives,
good people like me
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And richard
"boner" stabone
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Will float straight up
to heaven,
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While the sinners
like you
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And that fat,
drunk-Driving,
s.U.V. Rolling jewess
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Tracy gold
will be left behind.
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The only sign
of the chosen people
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Will be
their clothing
left on the ground.
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And then satan
shall come to earth
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And force all
the sinners to sign
away their souls.
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This is all bullshit.
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Oh, really?
Then how do you
explain this?
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The phone wasn't
even plugged in.
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Whoo-Ooh!
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Uh, clara,
is that kirk cameron hiding
behind that plant?
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!
Kirk,
you're busted! Run
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To learn more,
visit my website...
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Aah! Catch me, jesus!
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[Thuds]
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[Sirens wailing
on tv]
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Hey, guys!
Y'all ready to go?
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Are you ready
to shut the fuck up?
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Hello!
We're trying to watch
the amazing race riot.
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Come on, tyrone!
We don't want to b
e the last ones
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To rob
that korean deli!
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Today's the day
you promised
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We'd all go
to the mall together!
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I thought
today was the day
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You were gonna
shut the fuck up!
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Oh, come on, guys!
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There's something
at the mall
for everyone.
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Ling-Ling, didn't you
want a new castle
for your fish tank?
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And wooldoor,
doesn't your dummy
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Deserve a brand new
bow tie?
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Don't patronize me, queer!
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And, toot, don't you want
your parents' approval?
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More than anything!
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Yeah, well,
you'll never get that.
So what do you say, guys?
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[All talking at once]
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My girlfriend has
cerebral palsy!
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Wait--Wait--
Wait a second!
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I just realized something.
We can't go to the mall...
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All: aww!
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How dare you
get my hopes up,
you cocksucker!
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...without
our mall t-Shirts!
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[All cheering]
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Wait,
i'll go get clara.
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Clara? I'm sick of
that bible-Thumping bitch.
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Besides, what fun
is doing a group activity
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If you can't
exclude somebody?
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You can say that again!
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Ah, shut up, excludey!
Get back in your box!
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Ohh!
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[Slow piano music
playing]
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Man: get out, excludey!
We don't want you in here.
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Ohh!
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[Slow piano music playing]
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Ha! All right!
Drawn together
mall trip '06
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Starts right now!
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I hope to god you know
what the hell you're doing.
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Ahh.
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Good morning,
fellow housemates.
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Anyone home?
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♪♪ hello, sinners? ♪♪
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Anyone here?
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My roommates left me
all alone.
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My roommates left me
all alone!
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Whoo-Hoo!
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[Giggles] yeah!
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[Screams]
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[Toilet flushes]
whee!
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Oh, fun!
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Ooh!
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[Disposal whirs]
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[Screams]
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Whee! [Giggles]
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Whoo-Hoo!
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[Giggles]
[glass breaks]
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What's this?
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Kirk cameron:
the rapture is coming!
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Rapte-Whatchama-Whodat?
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The only sign
of the chosen people
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Will be their clothing,
left on the ground.
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Hey-Hey-Hey!
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Holy smokes!
The rapture came!
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God took all my roommates
up to heaven,
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But that means...
i've been left behind!
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[Screaming]
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Ooh, there's a space!
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♪♪ speed racer, yeah! ♪♪
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All: aww!
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Toot: ooh,
there's another space!
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[Creature roars]
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All: aww!
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[Clicks car alarm]
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Captain hero: ooh,
what about that one?
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[Crashes]
[indistinct
shrieking]
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Xandir:
ow, god damn it!
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Captain hero:
go, go, go, go!
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Park your invisible jet
where somebody can see it,
asshole!
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God damn it,
this mall is more crowded
than my uterus.
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E!
[Gasps] there's on
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Are you fucking crazy?
That's a compact spot!
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A compact spot!
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Oh, jesus,
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How could you rapture
my sinful housemates
and leave me behind?
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Answer me,
talking jesus!
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Woman's voice:
i love shopping
with my girlfriends!
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Oh, there must have
been some kind of mix up
at the doll factory.
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Man's voice:
stop your whoring
and sodomizing, sinner!
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I shall cleanse
you in my blood! Yow!
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[Screams]
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Why would those sinners
be taken?
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I'm sure this is
just one of god's
classic bloopers,
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Like nipple hair
or rachael ray's face.
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No doubt you'll realize
your mistake, lord,
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And rapture me up to heaven
any minute now!
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!
Woman's voice:
just pretend
you're eating a banana
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But you darn well
better do it soon
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Before satan forces me
to sign away my soul!
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[Doorbell rings]
[gasps]
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Miss, i need you
to sign right here.
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Aah! Oh, my god!
Satan! The antichrist!
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U!
If you don't
let him do it,
he'll break up with yo
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Xandir, are you out
of your mind?
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We'll never fit
into that spot!
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Shut it, pig.
Xandir is captain
of this ship,
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And he won't let us down,
just like captain america!
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Or cap'n crunch.
Or, uh...uh...
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Captain...
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Uh...
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Captain...
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Oh, i can't think
of anymore captains
right now.
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[Slow piano music
playing]
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I won't let you down,
guys. Now hold on!
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I am going in!
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Huh? Ha ha!
How am i doing
on the right?
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Pretty good,
pretty good.
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That's it.
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[Mumbling]
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You got it.
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Ok. All right.
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[Cracking]
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[Crashes]
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Here we are,
safe and sound.
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Oh, yay!
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I can't wait
to go to baby gap,
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In and out burger,
footlocker,
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And all
the other euphemisms
for vagina!
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Oh, my god!
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We can't get out
this way.
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Ach du lieber augustine!
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We can't get out
this way, either!
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Oh, lordy,
we trapped!
We trapped!
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[All screaming]
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[No audio]
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[All screaming]
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Foxxy: get us
the hell out of here!
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W!
Wooldoor:
if we lived here,
we'd be home by no
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You said you knew
what you were doing!
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I thought
the mall would
be so much fun.
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Well, xandir,
like the grateful dead,
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You've gotten us into
yet another stupid jam.
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Huh? Huh?
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Ehh, fuck the lot of you.
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Oh, my god,
we're all going to die!
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Holy crap!
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[Stammering]
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What do we--
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What do we--
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What...
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All right,
xandir's useless.
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Everyone listen
to spanky ham.
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00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,254
Now, they tell you
in the boy scouts,
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If you get lost,
stay in one place
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And wait for them
to find you.
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Stay in one place?
I prefer my boy scouts
to move around a little.
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00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,231
What? We supposed
to not move
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Until somebody
come help us?
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00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,701
That's burn victim talk!
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I'll say
we bust through this roof
and go get help!
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00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,472
Oh, real brilliant,
foxxy!
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It's like 50 degre
es out there!
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You break
that window,
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It'll be 50 degree
s in here!
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Oh, my god!
That's, like,
jacket weather,
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And all we have
are these t-Shirts!
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Screw all y'all!
I am going for help.
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Stand back!
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Don't even think
about it, foxxy!
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Oh, my god!
He gots a puerto-Rican
credit card!
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00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:56,462
,
all right, hero,
let's not do anything
you're going to regret
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T,
because if you want
to do something
you're going to regre
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There's 220 pounds of
it right here!
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Shut it! From now on,
we're all going
to listen to spanky.
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00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:09,475
Think of this van
as a public high school
graduation--
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Nobody is going anywhere.
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[Knock on door]
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.
Please, ma'am,
you've gotta sign for this
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Otherwise, you'll have
to pick it up
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At the distribution center.
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[Narrating]
satan was relentless
in pursuit of my soul.
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I had to stall
until the clerical error
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Made by some
affirmative action hire
in heaven was corrected!
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Come on!
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[Grunting]
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Ow! Oh!
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[Groans and gasps]
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[Screams and grunts]
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Yes! What's
the matter, satan?
Tire yourself out
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00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,815
?
Inventing foreskins,
salsa dancing
and rachael ray's face
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Captain hero, narrating:
people weren't happy that
spanky and i were in control,
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But i was determined
to save their lives--
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Even though nobody
ever really dies.
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Observe.
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Ohh!
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Now, you try!
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00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,636
One of us has
to get out that window
and go get help!
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00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,673
No one's going anywher
e as long as hero has
that gun.
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00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,517
Then we gots to get
that gun away from him.
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00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,686
But how?
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00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:30,156
Mmm.
250
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,457
Mmm.
251
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,626
[Gagging]
252
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,867
I gots it!
One of us has gots
to seduce him.
253
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,904
Oh, mr. Captain,
you're so big und strong!
254
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:48,374
Please for teach me
to wrestle with
our shirts off, hmm?
255
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:52,278
Is there anybody out there
who didn't think that
this would go gay?
256
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,579
Ah!
257
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,748
[Both moaning]
258
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,049
[Boings]
259
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,350
[Screams]
260
00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,218
[Grunts]
261
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,122
!
Mr. Vandergelden,
you're trying to seduce me
262
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,857
[Kisses]
263
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,026
It's working!
It's working!
264
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,496
Wooldoor's going to have
that gun for us in no time!
265
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,267
Psst, foxxy,
do you have a rubber?
266
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,304
What? You mean
you ain't seduced him yet?
267
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:21,774
Some of us still care
about a little thing
called romance!
268
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:25,244
Oh, damn it!
I'll just do it myself.
269
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,413
Hero, i want that gun.
270
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,714
If you want
this gun,
271
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:32,618
You'll have
to pry it out of
my cold, dead hand.
272
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:39,125
Aw! Why did
i keep my gun in
my bob dole hand?
273
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:45,631
Everybody stand back,
'cause the foxxy's gonna
go get help.
274
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:48,234
[Gunshots]
275
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,270
Wait, foxxy,
if we don't make it,
276
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,873
Take these letters
to my parents.
277
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:56,909
Uh...these are
scrabble letters.
278
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,210
I know, i stole them
from their house.
279
00:12:58,644 --> 00:12:59,945
Sometimes i steal
when i get nervous.
280
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,247
By the way,
here's your watch.
281
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,849
Wooldoor,
you is a good man.
282
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,319
I'm gonna need you
to keep things
under control
283
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,488
Until i get back!
Is you up for it?
284
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,223
I'll do my best
for you, foxxy.
285
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:14,693
Even though i'm nervous!
Oh, here's your watch again.
286
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:17,296
Godspeed, foxxy love!
287
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,309
[Beeping]
288
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,478
[Wind howling]
289
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,418
[All shivering]
290
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,153
You pathetic fool!
291
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,888
Now we're all
gonna die!
292
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,623
Even me?
293
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,792
No, not you, excludey.
294
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,829
Now, here's a blanket
and a thermos of
delicious hot cocoa.
295
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,564
Ohh.
296
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,901
She'll be back soo
n. Real soon.
297
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,043
[Grunts]
oh, boy,
298
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,344
This is the worst
delivery since
299
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,513
My wife's miscarriage.
[Rim shot]
300
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,248
Nyah-Nyah nyah
nyah-Nyah nyah!
301
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,417
Come and get me,
satan!
302
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,152
Oh, i will come
and get you!
303
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,887
Just sign
for this package.
304
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,489
[Gasps]
305
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,658
[Panting]
306
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,128
[Grunts]
307
00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,466
Oh! Hmm.
308
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,539
[Screams]
309
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,708
[Laughs]
missed me!
310
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,744
[Gasps]
very impressive.
311
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:41,780
I guess i didn't account
for your supernatural powers.
312
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,949
Nah, i don't have
supernatural powers.
313
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,684
I just knew about
those booby traps
314
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,287
'Cause i've seen
home alonelike
a hundred times.
315
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,890
Watching that adorable kid
in the movie, heh,
316
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,492
Is the closest thing
me and my wife will get
317
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:56,095
To having a real son.
[Rim shot]
318
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,565
[Narrating]
i should have known
there was no way
319
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,167
A mere mortal could escape
from the prince of lies.
320
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,638
You have defeated me,
dark lord!
321
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,674
Wow, i haven't been
called dark lord
since college.
322
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,843
I totally nailed
a black chick once.
323
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,012
I shall sign!
324
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:16,482
[Weeping and sniffling]
325
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,783
Super-Duper!
326
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,386
Satan, i acknowledge you
as my master.
327
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,422
I will do anything
you ask of me, anything!
328
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,723
Anything? Wow,
329
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,326
This must be
what it's like
to be al roker.
330
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,230
Mall security!
Mall security!
Please, please!
331
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,531
I need some security!
332
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,567
[Narrating]
i had to find help,
and nothing could stop me!
333
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:39,038
Absolutely noth--
Whoo, is that a hot topic?
334
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,508
Ooh, i hear they got
officially licensed
drawn togethermerchandise!
335
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,448
Hot topic!
They got everything
336
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,617
A suicidal preteen
could want!
337
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,352
Except for parents
who listen.
338
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,388
Where do you got
yourdrawn together
merchandise?
339
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:57,690
Drawn to what now?
340
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,292
It's a show on the box
you get for free
341
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,027
When the streets
is on fire.
342
00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:06,365
I'm on that show.
Heh heh heh!
343
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,968
You never heard
of foxxy brown?
344
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,570
What about wooldorf,
or ploop?
345
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:15,474
Hmm. Maybe we have
some of your merchandise
in the back.
346
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:19,378
Well, i'm supposed
to be getting mall security
to help my roommates,
347
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,848
But i guess i could
look around real quick.
348
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,318
Hmm.
349
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,788
Wow!
Theking of the hill
boredom helmet!
350
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:41,066
Ooh, this is almost as
boring as the show itself!
351
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,669
Hmm.
352
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,404
What the--
353
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,440
[Gasps] you got plenty
ofdrawn together--
354
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,308
[Grunts]
355
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,344
Nighty night,
foxxy love.
356
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,055
[All shivering]
357
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,356
So cold.
358
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,959
So...very cold.
359
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,429
Just hold on.
Foxxy will be back
real soon.
360
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,730
Oh, yeah, right,
the 2 things
361
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,032
Black folks
excel at--
362
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,068
Winter sports
and getting places
in a timely fashion.
363
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:16,935
Both: woof!
364
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,104
Don't listen
to them, guys.
365
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,406
Foxxy won't
let us down.
366
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,515
I'm beginning to think
she may be dead!
367
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,117
T!
[Gasps]
don't ever say tha
368
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,419
How dare you
slap me
369
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,455
Without having
the decency
to do me first!
370
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,925
Or during!
Or after!
Or now?
371
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,660
Last chance.
372
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,696
Starting now!
Or now.
373
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:47,299
Door's still
open. Ok, then,
374
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,769
You lost
your chance.
Starting now!
375
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:54,239
No? Ok, fine.
Come on, ling-Ling,
376
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,842
I know when
we're not wanted.
377
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,143
How about now?
378
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,613
Hey, ass munchers,
can we share in your fire?
379
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:04,650
Fine. You want
to share our fire?
380
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,385
You bring something
to burn.
381
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,759
Guys, hey!
What are you doing?
382
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,928
We're burning
your dummy!
383
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,530
No, you can't!
He's allergic to fire!
384
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,265
I don't want to die
like this!
385
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,434
I want to die
in a jet ski accident.
386
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,603
Still got it.
Ha-Cha-Cha.
387
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,772
I won't let you
kill him!
[Grunts]
388
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,507
[Screams]
389
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,242
[Grunts]
390
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,977
[Groaning]
391
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,146
Xandir,
you gotta help me!
392
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,315
[Groaning]
393
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,785
Come on, man!
They'll listen to you!
394
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,954
[Groaning]
395
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,424
Jesus, xandir,
you're the troop leader!
396
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,593
I'm the troop leader?
397
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,629
My decision's...wrong.
398
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,798
Must run away.
[Stammering]
399
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,099
Run, xandir, run!
400
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,834
Wait, where are you going?
401
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,304
No!
402
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,039
No, i'm just a toddler!
403
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,341
He drew lines
on my mouth!
404
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:05,811
That's just what a dummy
or a toddler would say.
405
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,847
You done good, kids.
You done good.
406
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,016
[Screaming
indistinctly]
407
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,052
No, wait!
408
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,390
Stay with me!
Fight, damn it!
409
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,125
You're tough!
I'm tough.
410
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,860
You're tenacious!
I'm tenacious.
411
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,029
You don't know
the meaning
of the word quit!
412
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,198
I don't even the meaning
of the word tenacious.
413
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,367
[Laughter]
414
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,741
You idiot!
415
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,910
That was the last
of our water!
416
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,211
And we have
no more matches!
417
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,813
Oh, my god!
You're all going to die!
418
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:46,585
This van just got
a whole lot sexier.
419
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,754
[Somber classical music playing]
420
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,902
[Wind howling]
421
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,107
Wooldoor: ha-Cha-Cha!
422
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,312
[Lively classical music
playing]
423
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,349
[Chorus vocalizing]
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